Hank Zipzer's Christmas Catastrophe

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Argh!	0:00:02	0:00:03
This is now officially the worst Christmas ever!	0:00:08	0:00:12
Yeah, as disasters go, this is my biggest one yet!	0:00:33	0:00:38
Let's go back two weeks before I ruined Christmas.	0:01:29	0:01:33
Don't even think about that until after breakfast.	0:01:33	0:01:36
Oh, I was just checking there was one there for later.	0:01:36	0:01:39
Two weeks to go. And he's on the 99th growth percentile.	0:01:39	0:01:42
Keep up the good work.	0:01:42	0:01:43
No, no, don't listen to your sister.	0:01:43	0:01:45
You are a good size.	0:01:45	0:01:47
Don't get any bigger.	0:01:47	0:01:49
Studies show babies with larger heads can grow up	0:01:49	0:01:51
to have higher IQs.	0:01:51	0:01:53
Please don't be a geek like Emily. Be a normal person, like me.	0:01:53	0:01:55
Dad, the cradle is now five days behind schedule.	0:01:55	0:02:00
Mum and Dad let her write a pregnancy timetable	0:02:00	0:02:02
to help them keep on track. Boy, are they regretting that decision!	0:02:02	0:02:05
I will do it today.	0:02:05	0:02:07
Maybe we should have penalty points for not sticking to the timetable.	0:02:07	0:02:10
Excellent idea. We can start with ten points off you	0:02:10	0:02:13
for crossing out your visit to the maternity ward tomorrow.	0:02:13	0:02:15
Oh, not so cocky now, are we?	0:02:15	0:02:17
I told you, I'm having a home birth.	0:02:17	0:02:19
But what if there's a complication?	0:02:19	0:02:21
Hospitals have machines and doctors,	0:02:21	0:02:23
and at your age, you might need them.	0:02:23	0:02:25
-My age?! -Red alert. -Take cover!	0:02:25	0:02:27
Hospitals are sterilised, safe environments	0:02:30	0:02:33
-where less can go wrong. -Oh, really?	0:02:33	0:02:35
It's a baby boy.	0:02:37	0:02:39
We're calling him Hank.	0:02:39	0:02:40
BABY GURGLES	0:02:40	0:02:41
They let me off cos I was a baby.	0:02:50	0:02:52
Next time, they weren't quite so understanding.	0:02:52	0:02:55
Hank, come and say hello to your little baby sister, Emily.	0:02:55	0:02:58
Hank?	0:02:58	0:02:59
Wheee!	0:02:59	0:03:02
CRASH!	0:03:03	0:03:05
MONITOR BEEPS	0:03:06	0:03:08
No hospitals. I want less equipment around.	0:03:11	0:03:14
Right, um...	0:03:14	0:03:17
Where are the gherkins? I need... I need some gherkins.	0:03:17	0:03:20
Here you go, my love.	0:03:21	0:03:23
-Don't panic. -Yeah.	0:03:23	0:03:24
There.	0:03:25	0:03:26
Mum gets these weird cravings. Mangoes, mushy peas, fish skin.	0:03:26	0:03:31
Right now, it's gherkins. Can't get enough of them!	0:03:31	0:03:34
She loves the mini ones from Papa Pete's deli.	0:03:34	0:03:36
Nothing but the best for my angel!	0:03:36	0:03:39
-HE SINGS ALONG TO VIDEO: -# In my stocking	0:03:41	0:03:43
# Made my list	0:03:43	0:03:44
# Hoping Santa hears my wish... #	0:03:44	0:03:47
-Who's he into now? -Hayden Chase.	0:03:47	0:03:50
She's basically a hairspray that can sing.	0:03:50	0:03:52
# The one I love	0:03:52	0:03:55
# All I need to make it right	0:03:55	0:03:57
# Is to see your face tonight	0:03:57	0:04:01
# Fire's warm but I feel cold	0:04:01	0:04:04
# Without you here to hold	0:04:04	0:04:08
# Won't you grant my wish tonight	0:04:08	0:04:11
# And come on home this Christmas time? #	0:04:11	0:04:16
She's shooting a video in London.	0:04:16	0:04:17
Maybe she'll hire me as a backing dancer.	0:04:17	0:04:19
Ow! Sorry.	0:04:22	0:04:24
Rudolph, The Rock 'N' Roll Reindeer. Great title, Mr Rock.	0:04:31	0:04:34
Thank you. You got to have a great title	0:04:34	0:04:36
if you're going to have a great musical.	0:04:36	0:04:37
Did you ever hear Earwax, The Musical?	0:04:37	0:04:39
Did you ever hear Toe Hair, The Musical?	0:04:39	0:04:41
-No. -That's right.	0:04:41	0:04:42
That's why the three of you have to be at auditions.	0:04:42	0:04:45
-Yes, sir! -All right. You're going to be fantastic, all three.	0:04:45	0:04:48
-Even me? -Especially you. Get out of here, get to class!	0:04:48	0:04:51
I love school at Christmas.	0:04:55	0:04:57
No proper lessons, loads of messing about. It's brilliant!	0:04:57	0:04:59
Urgh.	0:05:00	0:05:03
What on earth do you think you are doing?!	0:05:03	0:05:07
I know that you're not a fan of my work,	0:05:08	0:05:11
but I think even you will be up on your cloven hooves	0:05:11	0:05:14
and dance to this one.	0:05:14	0:05:16
I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about that!	0:05:16	0:05:19
Oh, isn't that great?	0:05:19	0:05:21
Feel the energy.	0:05:21	0:05:22
It's like when we opened for the Beatles at Chase Stadium.	0:05:22	0:05:25
Rock 'n' roll, Miss A.	0:05:25	0:05:26
How you ever became a teacher is a mystery to me.	0:05:26	0:05:29
-You know what? To me, too. -Mm.	0:05:29	0:05:31
Ah...	0:05:31	0:05:32
SHE CLEARS THROAT	0:05:37	0:05:39
I've got the perfect part for you in this musical.	0:05:40	0:05:43
Yeah, Grizilla, the evil snow witch. Everything you look at turns to ice.	0:05:43	0:05:48
See what I mean? You're perfect.	0:05:48	0:05:51
-Stop everything! -Headmaster?	0:05:51	0:05:53
I've just been informed.	0:05:53	0:05:55
-We're having a surprise school inspection! -Oh...	0:05:55	0:05:57
They're due within an hour.	0:05:57	0:05:59
OK, just stay calm. Stay calm! Stay calm!	0:05:59	0:06:02
Oh, this really is most tiresome. We've only just had an inspection!	0:06:02	0:06:06
That was before the incident with the runaway lawnmower.	0:06:06	0:06:10
And the exploding custard!	0:06:10	0:06:11
-Awkward. -You know what? They're not coming.	0:06:11	0:06:13
They can't come. It's Christmas!	0:06:13	0:06:15
Christmas is cancelled!	0:06:15	0:06:19
I must be having a nightmare.	0:06:19	0:06:20
Oh!	0:06:28	0:06:30
(Sorry, sorry.)	0:06:30	0:06:31
Seriously?	0:06:31	0:06:32
-Shh. -Oh!	0:06:32	0:06:34
I'm here to help you with the cradle.	0:06:37	0:06:40
-Well, how did you know it collapsed? -Call it a lucky guess.	0:06:40	0:06:43
Yeah, well, I'm doing this alone.	0:06:43	0:06:44
It's a father-son thing, you understand.	0:06:44	0:06:46
Of course. I hand-carved Rosa's cradle	0:06:46	0:06:49
from a solid block of Sicilian oak.	0:06:49	0:06:52
It took me six months	0:06:52	0:06:54
and 77 blisters.	0:06:54	0:06:56
Oh, I loved that cradle!	0:06:56	0:06:58
You're the best, Daddy.	0:06:58	0:07:01
Well, here we go, son. One hand-assembled cradle	0:07:01	0:07:04
coming right up.	0:07:04	0:07:05
"Go, Dancer. Go, Prancer. Go, Dasher. Go, Vixen.	0:07:14	0:07:19
"Go, Comet. Go, Cupid. Go, Donner..."	0:07:19	0:07:22
What are you doing?	0:07:22	0:07:23
Mr Joy has cancelled your alleged musical.	0:07:23	0:07:27
He didn't do that? I work all year for this.	0:07:27	0:07:31
The auditions are today.	0:07:31	0:07:33
-Not any more. -Well, I'm going to go talk to him.	0:07:33	0:07:35
Well, you can't. He's preparing for the school inspection,	0:07:35	0:07:38
as should you be.	0:07:38	0:07:39
We don't want one bad apple spoiling the whole barrel.	0:07:39	0:07:44
Well, let me tell you,	0:07:44	0:07:45
this apple doesn't care what the inspectors think.	0:07:45	0:07:47
I only care that the little apples have a great Christmas.	0:07:47	0:07:50
Well, what all the other little app...	0:07:50	0:07:52
..pupils need is a first-rate education,	0:07:54	0:07:57
not a second-rate Santa.	0:07:57	0:07:59
Did you just say that to me?	0:07:59	0:08:01
Yes, I did.	0:08:02	0:08:04
SHE HUMS	0:08:06	0:08:08
Camilla Stevens, head inspector.	0:08:11	0:08:13
-CRUNCH! -What a lovely building.	0:08:13	0:08:15
Building. Jonathan Lao, trainee. This is my first inspection.	0:08:15	0:08:18
Welcome to Westbrook.	0:08:18	0:08:20
What a pleasure having you here!	0:08:20	0:08:23
When I heard I was having a surprise inspection,	0:08:23	0:08:25
I was like, "Yes! I love inspections!	0:08:25	0:08:28
"Love them, love them, love them!"	0:08:28	0:08:29
It was like Christmas had come early! Thank you, Santa!	0:08:29	0:08:32
When you come down the chimney, I'm going to leave you something!	0:08:32	0:08:35
-Oh, that makes a change. -Change.	0:08:35	0:08:38
Shall we begin?	0:08:38	0:08:39
Oh...	0:08:45	0:08:47
Now, can anyone tell me how to separate substances in a mixture?	0:08:50	0:08:54
What if they're friends? What if they don't want to be separated?	0:08:55	0:08:58
Miss, can't we do something more Christmassy than chemistry?	0:08:58	0:09:02
Ooh. We could do a Secret Santa!	0:09:02	0:09:04
We could all get surprise gifts.	0:09:04	0:09:06
Awesome! Now you're talking!	0:09:06	0:09:09
Christmas starts on December 25th and not a day sooner.	0:09:09	0:09:13
Hm?	0:09:13	0:09:15
The different methods are...	0:09:15	0:09:16
..filtration, evaporation, distillation, chromatography.	0:09:18	0:09:22
Nick McKelty, a grade-A student.	0:09:22	0:09:24
A grade-A pain.	0:09:24	0:09:25
Now, this experiment might go slightly...	0:09:25	0:09:28
-WHEE! -..but it's always worth a try.	0:09:28	0:09:30
CRASH! BUBBLING	0:09:30	0:09:32
No! No, no, no!	0:09:32	0:09:33
Part of me knows it's going to be really bad,	0:09:33	0:09:36
but part of me really wants it to happen.	0:09:36	0:09:38
Argh!	0:09:38	0:09:40
Argh! Ooh!	0:09:40	0:09:42
Argh! Argh! Argh!	0:09:42	0:09:45
LAUGHTER	0:09:45	0:09:48
Here at Westbrook,	0:09:48	0:09:49
we pride ourselves on creating an atmosphere of calm and serenity.	0:09:49	0:09:55
Henry Zipzer!	0:09:58	0:10:00
Come back here!	0:10:00	0:10:03
Argh!	0:10:03	0:10:04
-You were saying? -Saying? -Is there an echo in here?	0:10:07	0:10:11
I swear there's an echo.	0:10:11	0:10:13
All right, what did you do this time?	0:10:17	0:10:20
I threw a paper ball at Miss Adolf.	0:10:20	0:10:22
-Good one. -You?	0:10:22	0:10:24
Apparently, I'm supposed to have something called a lesson plan.	0:10:24	0:10:27
I mean, who knew? How do you plan music?	0:10:27	0:10:29
-You can't. -See, that's what I think.	0:10:29	0:10:31
I thought you just kind of grab the guitar,	0:10:31	0:10:32
turn up the volume and let the reindeers rock.	0:10:32	0:10:35
LOUD, DISCORDANT PLAYING	0:10:35	0:10:38
But the music was so loud that the whiteboard shattered off the wall.	0:10:50	0:10:53
-Sounds awesome! -Yeah, except Mr Joy thought it sounded like an orchestra	0:10:53	0:10:57
trapped inside a tumble dryer.	0:10:57	0:10:59
Zipzer!	0:10:59	0:11:00
OK, listen.	0:11:00	0:11:02
His bark is worse than his bite.	0:11:02	0:11:04
But then they said that about my grandmother's dog,	0:11:04	0:11:07
and he ate the mailman.	0:11:07	0:11:09
Go get 'em.	0:11:09	0:11:11
You covered Miss Adolf in green gunge.	0:11:23	0:11:26
It was more a sort of turquoise.	0:11:26	0:11:28
It's not funny, Hank. Mr Joy says this is your final warning.	0:11:28	0:11:31
One more incident and you can get suspended.	0:11:31	0:11:33
Hank, you've got to stop getting into trouble.	0:11:33	0:11:36
-It was an accident. -It's always an accident, isn't it?	0:11:36	0:11:40
You need to grow up, Hank.	0:11:40	0:11:41
We've only got room for one baby in this flat.	0:11:41	0:11:44
CLATTERING	0:11:44	0:11:46
Emily, what are you doing?	0:11:46	0:11:49
I said I'd get the tree!	0:11:49	0:11:51
When I've finished building the cradle.	0:11:51	0:11:54
Yeah. I thought it'd be nice to have one before Easter.	0:11:54	0:11:56
Emily, you don't need to be cheeky. Your father's doing his best.	0:11:56	0:11:59
Oh, thank you for the vote of confidence(!)	0:11:59	0:12:01
-So, who wants to help me decorate it? -Me.	0:12:01	0:12:04
Remember what happened last time you decorated the tree.	0:12:04	0:12:07
Sorry.	0:12:19	0:12:21
It was an acci...dent.	0:12:21	0:12:23
OK, well, we can all decorate the tree.	0:12:23	0:12:25
Come on, everybody. Grab a bauble.	0:12:25	0:12:28
Best not. I'll only break it.	0:12:28	0:12:30
That's odd. My head feels breezy.	0:12:45	0:12:47
Oh, that's not good!	0:12:51	0:12:52
TEACHER'S VOICE ECHOES	0:12:59	0:13:01
LAUGHTER	0:13:04	0:13:05
-CHANTING: -No brain! No brain! No brain! He's got no brain!	0:13:05	0:13:08
As I always suspected, Zipzer.	0:13:08	0:13:11
You're brainless!	0:13:11	0:13:12
SHE CACKLES	0:13:12	0:13:14
Don't let me ever go back to sleep!	0:13:18	0:13:20
I don't understand how they make these things so difficult	0:13:24	0:13:27
to put together. It's...	0:13:27	0:13:29
They look simple, the instructions.	0:13:29	0:13:31
Why don't you just ask Dad to help and be done with it?	0:13:31	0:13:34
What, be reminded of my failure	0:13:34	0:13:35
every time I put this little guy down to sleep?	0:13:35	0:13:38
-Did he kick? -Yeah.	0:13:38	0:13:40
-Play for Liverpool. -Arsenal.	0:13:40	0:13:43
Huh...	0:13:43	0:13:44
Dad always wanted me to play football, but I was never any good.	0:13:47	0:13:50
You sure about having a home birth?	0:13:50	0:13:52
Wouldn't you feel more comfortable in hospital?	0:13:52	0:13:54
I didn't feel comfortable with Hank concussing two nurses.	0:13:54	0:13:58
-Hm. -No, this time everything's going to be perfect.	0:13:58	0:14:01
Nothing is going to go wrong.	0:14:01	0:14:03
I can't wait to meet him.	0:14:04	0:14:06
Me, too.	0:14:06	0:14:08
I've got a good feeling about this one.	0:14:09	0:14:11
I think he's going to be a genius.	0:14:11	0:14:12
Maybe he could help me put this cradle together.	0:14:13	0:14:15
He's going to do something amazing.	0:14:15	0:14:18
Just you wait and see.	0:14:18	0:14:19
What they really mean is,	0:14:26	0:14:28
they hope he doesn't turn out like me.	0:14:28	0:14:30
Hayden Chase has gone number one in the download chart!	0:14:46	0:14:48
Ugh. She's spreading like a virus. I have to find a cure.	0:14:48	0:14:52
Have you seen the inspectors?	0:14:58	0:15:00
They were heading for Mr Rock's classroom.	0:15:00	0:15:02
-And one can only hope they brought protective headgear. -Ooh!	0:15:02	0:15:05
# Just once I want to hear Santa say...	0:15:07	0:15:10
# Go, Rudolph	0:15:10	0:15:12
# Tonight you can guide the sleigh! #	0:15:12	0:15:15
And then the other reindeers get lost	0:15:18	0:15:19
and Rudolph has to save the day.	0:15:19	0:15:21
-This sounds wonderful! -Wonderful.	0:15:21	0:15:22
You know, the beauty of music lies in the ear of the beholder,	0:15:22	0:15:26
and you two have exquisite ears!	0:15:26	0:15:29
Oh, this is exactly the sort of imaginative approach	0:15:29	0:15:31
-that we're looking for. I can't wait to see it! -See it.	0:15:31	0:15:33
You know, neither can I.	0:15:33	0:15:35
But the musical has been cancelled.	0:15:35	0:15:37
Can...? Cancelled?	0:15:37	0:15:39
Mr Rock's musical is a highlight of the year.	0:15:39	0:15:43
Oh. Staff and pupils absolutely love it.	0:15:43	0:15:46
It's something that would never be cancelled, ever!	0:15:46	0:15:49
Must have been an admin error or something.	0:15:49	0:15:51
You know how wonderful this man is?	0:15:51	0:15:53
He said, "You all get more money for costumes this year!"	0:15:53	0:15:57
-I did? -You did. -I did! I did. -Oh.	0:15:57	0:16:00
And then he went on and said, "A new lighting rig!"	0:16:00	0:16:03
-How generous is that! -That was unexpected.	0:16:03	0:16:06
But if that's what it takes to get the show on the road,	0:16:06	0:16:08
then we must do it!	0:16:08	0:16:09
Oh, my goodness, and then this headmaster of headmasters, he said,	0:16:09	0:16:14
"The entire orchestra gets a new instrument	0:16:14	0:16:18
-"and a confetti cannon for the finale!" -I just get carried away!	0:16:18	0:16:23
It's great to see a headmaster supporting the creative arts.	0:16:23	0:16:26
And this show is the perfect opportunity	0:16:26	0:16:27
-to see what Westbrook can do. -Brook can do.	0:16:27	0:16:29
With all this new equipment,	0:16:29	0:16:31
this better be the greatest Christmas musical	0:16:31	0:16:34
the world has ever seen!	0:16:34	0:16:35
Rock on!	0:16:35	0:16:38
Oh.	0:16:38	0:16:39
-Rock on! -'K on!	0:16:39	0:16:40
Hey, look. The show's back on.	0:16:42	0:16:44
Awesome!	0:16:44	0:16:46
I think I'm going to give the auditions a miss.	0:16:46	0:16:48
Come on, Hankster. You're amazing on stage - you have to audition.	0:16:48	0:16:51
Roll up, folks! Come and see the greatest show on earth!	0:16:51	0:16:54
Rudolph, The Rock 'N' Roll Reindeer!	0:16:54	0:16:56
Starring the one, the only Hank Zipzer!	0:16:56	0:16:58
Yeah, maybe.	0:16:58	0:16:59
Yeah. You're totally right!	0:17:01	0:17:03
This could be my chance to make Mum and Dad proud of me.	0:17:03	0:17:06
Another day, and still no cradle. I'll just make a note of that.	0:17:09	0:17:12
# Go, Dancer. Go, Prancer. Go, Dasher!	0:17:12	0:17:15
# Go, Vixen! Go, Comet!	0:17:15	0:17:16
# Go, Cupid. Go, Donner. Go, Blitzen! #	0:17:16	0:17:19
I can't wait for these auditions!	0:17:19	0:17:21
Has anyone seen my gherkins?	0:17:21	0:17:22
By the sink. Enough nonsense about the cradle.	0:17:22	0:17:25
Where are we going to put the birthing pool?	0:17:25	0:17:28
-We're out of gherkins. -It's the vitamin K your body's craving.	0:17:28	0:17:31
-Have some broccoli instead. -I don't want broccoli, I want gherkins!	0:17:31	0:17:35
No-one make any sudden movements.	0:17:35	0:17:38
I can trot to the deli and get you a jar.	0:17:38	0:17:41
-Reindeers do trot, right? -If you would do that,	0:17:41	0:17:43
you would officially be my favourite child.	0:17:43	0:17:46
I can report you for saying that.	0:17:46	0:17:48
Go straight to the deli.	0:17:49	0:17:51
No dawdling, no stopping to... to look at amusing pigeons.	0:17:51	0:17:55
This is an emergency. Run like the wind!	0:17:55	0:17:58
They're only gherkins, Dad. I can do this!	0:17:58	0:18:00
I'm not completely useless.	0:18:00	0:18:02
That was Rudolph, not me.	0:18:05	0:18:08
-Hold it! -Sorry, son. You'll have to wait. -Please, it's an emergency!	0:18:20	0:18:24
My mum needs gherkins.	0:18:24	0:18:25
That's not an emergency.	0:18:25	0:18:27
You haven't seen her in a gherkin rage.	0:18:27	0:18:29
What are they doing, anyway?	0:18:29	0:18:31
# Don't want to be a flower girl	0:18:37	0:18:39
# A pretty thing for you to twirl	0:18:39	0:18:41
# Summer's gone, you'll dump me fast	0:18:41	0:18:43
# I want a love that's gonna last all year	0:18:43	0:18:48
# Ooh, yeah	0:18:48	0:18:49
# Do you love me?	0:18:49	0:18:50
# Ooh, yeah	0:18:50	0:18:51
# Love me not?	0:18:51	0:18:53
# Ooh, yeah... #	0:18:53	0:18:54
Cut! Please, Miss Harris.	0:18:54	0:18:57
All these interruptions are making it really very difficult to...	0:18:57	0:19:00
Not that it's a problem, of course.	0:19:01	0:19:03
Good. Cos if it was, we'd be looking for a new director.	0:19:03	0:19:07
Can I just do this in a coat?	0:19:10	0:19:12
And cover up that knockout dress, Hayden, honey?	0:19:12	0:19:15
You can't sell this song without a bit of sizzle, sugar.	0:19:15	0:19:18
And you are looking smokin' hot, girl!	0:19:18	0:19:21
Then why do I have goose bumps?	0:19:21	0:19:23
Because you're excited about being in London?	0:19:23	0:19:26
Oh, come on. Couple more weeks, we'll be in Tokyo.	0:19:26	0:19:28
They say it's beautiful at Christmas.	0:19:28	0:19:30
Nothing is the same as Christmas at home.	0:19:30	0:19:33
And I always spend it with my mom and dad.	0:19:33	0:19:35
It's all right, darlin'. Sometimes you want the rainbow,	0:19:35	0:19:37
you got to put up with the rain.	0:19:37	0:19:39
-My eyes! -This stuff will really make 'em pop.	0:19:40	0:19:43
Ahem!	0:19:43	0:19:44
Not to rush you, but...	0:19:46	0:19:48
The flowers, they're starting to wilt.	0:19:48	0:19:51
And they're not the only ones.	0:19:51	0:19:53
You want to see your folks?	0:19:53	0:19:56
They're right down that lens.	0:19:56	0:19:58
Now, you make 'em proud of their little girl.	0:19:58	0:20:01
Hmm?	0:20:01	0:20:02
OK. All right, well, one from the top.	0:20:04	0:20:07
And action.	0:20:07	0:20:09
# Don't want to be a flower girl	0:20:09	0:20:11
# A pretty thing for you to twirl	0:20:11	0:20:14
# Summer's gone, you'll dump me fast	0:20:14	0:20:16
# I want a love that's gonna last all year. #	0:20:16	0:20:19
Hey! You!	0:20:27	0:20:29
-Cut! -BELL RINGS	0:20:43	0:20:46
Are you people incapable of doing anything right?!	0:20:46	0:20:49
Do you know how much this girl is worth?	0:20:49	0:20:51
Are you OK, honey? Security!	0:20:51	0:20:55
-That's lunch! -Uh-uh. No way!	0:21:03	0:21:06
We've got to keep shooting. We've got places to go and people to see!	0:21:06	0:21:10
-I don't mind if we break for lunch. -I mind. Time is money, honey.	0:21:10	0:21:15
And I'm not going to let this bunch of clowns ruin my rodeo.	0:21:15	0:21:18
You're fired! Don't you walk away from me now. You're fired!	0:21:19	0:21:23
Look at you! You are fired!	0:21:23	0:21:25
Fired! Fired! Fired!	0:21:25	0:21:28
You, you're definitely fired!	0:21:28	0:21:31
Come on! Who wants some? Who wants some?	0:21:31	0:21:33
You're fired. You, look at you! You're fired.	0:21:33	0:21:35
That's Hayden Chase. Frank is going to be so jealous!	0:21:35	0:21:38
Whoa, you're...	0:21:40	0:21:42
I know who you are. Do you know who you are?	0:21:44	0:21:47
I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I messed up your video.	0:21:47	0:21:49
No, it's fine. You got me a lunch break.	0:21:49	0:21:52
I owe you, big time.	0:21:52	0:21:53
-Who is that? -Tammy Harris, my manager.	0:21:55	0:21:58
Is she always that angry?	0:21:58	0:21:59
She's just...kind of protective.	0:21:59	0:22:01
Well, it can't have just disappeared like a catfish up a creek!	0:22:02	0:22:05
You! You're unfired. Find him!	0:22:05	0:22:08
I should probably give myself up.	0:22:08	0:22:10
No, trust me. You do not want to do that. Follow me.	0:22:10	0:22:13
What about in there?	0:22:19	0:22:21
I hate my hair like this!	0:22:21	0:22:24
Looks good to me, but I'm probably the wrong person to ask.	0:22:24	0:22:27
I like your hair. Maybe that should be my new look.	0:22:27	0:22:30
It's easy to do. You just wake up in the morning	0:22:30	0:22:32
-and you're good to go. -Bed hair.	0:22:32	0:22:34
I love it!	0:22:36	0:22:37
Stop! Stop! He'll be halfway to Hawaii by now.	0:22:37	0:22:41
Come on! Back to work!	0:22:41	0:22:42
Or you'll get my rhinestone boot up your behinds!	0:22:42	0:22:45
PHONE RINGS	0:22:45	0:22:47
Oh, hello there, Mr Takahashi.	0:22:48	0:22:51
Oh, really? Oh, well. I mean, what is the weather like over there?	0:22:51	0:22:55
OK, I think you can relax now.	0:22:55	0:22:57
Can I take one of these for a friend? He's a huge fan.	0:23:02	0:23:05
Oh, would this friend happen to be yay high with cute, messy hair?	0:23:05	0:23:07
-No, Frankie's hair is always perfect. He spends hours on it. -Oh.	0:23:07	0:23:11
I just thought... Never mind, doesn't matter.	0:23:11	0:23:14
Yeah, I'll write him a message.	0:23:14	0:23:16
So, you don't like my music?	0:23:16	0:23:18
No. No, I mean, I mean yes.	0:23:18	0:23:20
Yes, I like it. I... I love it.	0:23:20	0:23:22
Um...	0:23:22	0:23:24
It's good, it's so...	0:23:24	0:23:26
musical.	0:23:26	0:23:28
Right. So what's your favourite song off my new album?	0:23:28	0:23:31
-The... The new album? -Yeah. -I, uh...	0:23:32	0:23:34
Well...	0:23:34	0:23:36
You know, it's so hard to pick a favourite	0:23:36	0:23:38
when they're all so amazing.	0:23:38	0:23:40
Ah.	0:23:40	0:23:42
I promise I'll download it as soon as I get home.	0:23:42	0:23:44
It's OK. Save your money. I'll give you a free download link.	0:23:44	0:23:47
-If you don't like it you can delete it. -Thanks.	0:23:47	0:23:50
All right. And call me and let you know what you think,	0:23:50	0:23:52
cos I could really do with some honest feedback.	0:23:52	0:23:55
HE LAUGHS	0:23:58	0:23:59
Tickles!	0:23:59	0:24:00
Oh, you flatter me, Mr Takahashi!	0:24:00	0:24:04
Sayonara, y'all.	0:24:06	0:24:10
Guess who sold out in Tokyo? You are on a roll, girl!	0:24:10	0:24:12
I am never washing this hand again!	0:24:17	0:24:18
Gherkins!	0:24:20	0:24:21
-Where are all the gherkins? -Sorry, Hank. Just sold out.	0:24:28	0:24:32
No! I knew I should have got here sooner.	0:24:32	0:24:34
-Mum's going to kill me! -Then you'd better come up with a good excuse.	0:24:34	0:24:36
I bumped into a megastar - Hayden Chase.	0:24:36	0:24:39
Not bad, but the name needs some work.	0:24:39	0:24:41
-She's real. -Of course she is(!)	0:24:41	0:24:43
Wait, I know how to get Mum some gherkins.	0:24:46	0:24:48
Papa Pete, where do you keep the vinegar?	0:24:48	0:24:49
You made these?	0:24:52	0:24:54
Yeah, step away from the jar, Rosa. They don't even look like gherkins.	0:24:54	0:24:58
I can't. I'm going in.	0:24:58	0:24:59
I couldn't find any gherkins. They only had chillies.	0:24:59	0:25:02
Mm, delicious.	0:25:02	0:25:04
-Oh! -Oh, I'll get you some water.	0:25:04	0:25:07
I told you not to dawdle!	0:25:07	0:25:08
I didn't. I bumped into Hayden Chase.	0:25:08	0:25:10
First rule of lying - at least make it slightly believable.	0:25:10	0:25:13
I'm not lying! Look, she gave me her num...ber.	0:25:13	0:25:16
And she gave me a signed photo for Frankie.	0:25:17	0:25:20
Oh, you really did meet her!	0:25:20	0:25:23
"Merry Crismus, Frankie."	0:25:23	0:25:25
There's only one person I know who spells Christmas C-R-I-S-M-U-S.	0:25:25	0:25:30
-That's weird. -Mm. Yeah, you bought the photo and signed it yourself	0:25:30	0:25:33
to get out of trouble.	0:25:33	0:25:34
Second rule of lying - don't get caught red-handed.	0:25:34	0:25:37
They didn't believe me.	0:25:40	0:25:42
Nice try, Hank, but I'm not falling for it either.	0:25:42	0:25:44
Hayden Chase doesn't have dyslexia.	0:25:44	0:25:45
If she did, it would be in her autobiography.	0:25:45	0:25:47
She's written her life story? She's only 16.	0:25:47	0:25:50
Chasing Rainbows. I have it in hardback and paperback.	0:25:50	0:25:53
-You guys should read them. -I'd rather wax my eyeballs.	0:25:53	0:25:55
Well, maybe she just doesn't like talking about her dyslexia.	0:25:55	0:25:58
It's not exactly something you brag about.	0:25:58	0:25:59
You can keep on selling, but I'm not buying.	0:25:59	0:26:01
Come on, we don't want to be late for the Christmas audition.	0:26:01	0:26:04
Why will no-one believe me?	0:26:04	0:26:05
Get your rear in gear, girl.	0:26:13	0:26:14
The day don't wait for no-one, darlin'.	0:26:14	0:26:16
Hey, Bob!	0:26:20	0:26:21
Can you help me with something?	0:26:23	0:26:24
All right, sweetie pie. Just try a little louder.	0:26:27	0:26:30
This will be the biggest disaster since Henry Zipzer	0:26:35	0:26:38
was allowed in the school talent show.	0:26:38	0:26:40
Being able to fart the national anthem is not a talent!	0:26:40	0:26:44
Do you really want to give the inspectors front-row seats	0:26:45	0:26:48
-to a Christmas catastrophe? -I had no choice. They want to see it!	0:26:48	0:26:52
Maybe it'll only be a bit of a disaster.	0:26:52	0:26:54
Have you been eating tinsel?	0:26:54	0:26:55
-Shh. -This is Mr Rock we're talking about!	0:26:55	0:26:58
MUSIC PLAYS	0:27:01	0:27:03
# Just once I want to hear Santa say...	0:27:04	0:27:07
I'm never going to top that.	0:27:07	0:27:09
# Go, Rudolph!	0:27:09	0:27:11
# Tonight you can guide the sleigh! #	0:27:11	0:27:14
I think you've found your Rudolph, Mr Rock.	0:27:16	0:27:18
-He's perfect. -Yeah, well, no, come on. A little too perfect.	0:27:18	0:27:22
Remember, before Rudolph saves the day,	0:27:22	0:27:24
all the other reindeers make fun of him.	0:27:24	0:27:27
-Next! -We-We have our inspectors.	0:27:27	0:27:30
Too perfect sounds perfect to me.	0:27:30	0:27:33
And there's no next.	0:27:33	0:27:36
Cast him. He's Rudolph.	0:27:36	0:27:38
Next!	0:27:38	0:27:39
MUSIC PLAYS	0:27:39	0:27:42
FEEDBACK WHINES	0:27:46	0:27:48
I may have been in the Arctic,	0:27:48	0:27:51
but I've never been cool.	0:27:51	0:27:53
That's how Rudolph ended up on Santa's naughty list.	0:27:54	0:27:57
LAUGHTER	0:27:57	0:27:58
Stop smiling! Why are you smiling?	0:27:58	0:28:01
No smiling! Not Zipzer, no way.	0:28:01	0:28:04
-Now, HE'S funny! -Funny!	0:28:04	0:28:06
Here's my decision.	0:28:07	0:28:10
I got the part! FANFARE	0:28:10	0:28:13
Hello?	0:28:15	0:28:17
Anybody home?	0:28:17	0:28:19
-MUM: -'Emily's taking us to a class on home births.	0:28:23	0:28:25
'I didn't think you'd want to come.	0:28:25	0:28:27
'Dinner's in the oven.	0:28:27	0:28:28
-DAD: -'Try not to burn the flat down, Hank.'	0:28:28	0:28:30
I know how to use an oven, Dad.	0:28:30	0:28:32
I think I'm going to have salad tonight.	0:28:42	0:28:45
FAINT MUSIC AND SINGING	0:28:47	0:28:49
# I'm never gonna make the grade...	0:28:51	0:28:57
# You make it look so easy	0:29:01	0:29:05
# When I follow you	0:29:05	0:29:08
# I've got nothing to show	0:29:08	0:29:11
# The stars are out of reach	0:29:13	0:29:17
# Why do I try?	0:29:17	0:29:19
# I want to be like you	0:29:21	0:29:24
# I wish I was smarter, I wish I was brave	0:29:25	0:29:28
# I wish I was all the things you crave	0:29:28	0:29:31
# Cos I don't ever want to let you down	0:29:31	0:29:34
# Don't ever want to make you frown, no	0:29:34	0:29:38
# I just want to make you proud	0:29:38	0:29:43
# I try hard but I'm still afraid	0:29:43	0:29:47
# I'm never gonna make the grade. #	0:29:47	0:29:53
This album is awesome.	0:29:53	0:29:55
I wish I could tell her.	0:29:55	0:29:57
# Go Dancer, go Prancer! # Here we go!	0:29:59	0:30:02
All right, listen, brass, you're doing great.	0:30:02	0:30:04
A little less spit, or we're going to have to hand out umbrellas.	0:30:04	0:30:07
Bongos, are you with me?	0:30:07	0:30:09
This noise is intolerable!	0:30:09	0:30:12
I mean, I can hardly hear myself teach!	0:30:12	0:30:14
I demand silence.	0:30:14	0:30:15
You "demand silence"!	0:30:15	0:30:17
You know what, that's really difficult because this is a musical.	0:30:17	0:30:20
It's got to be loud!	0:30:20	0:30:22
The noise levels are well over	0:30:22	0:30:24
-the maximum levels allowed in the workplace. -105 decibels.	0:30:24	0:30:27
Where'd you come from?	0:30:27	0:30:28
Comply with the regulations	0:30:28	0:30:30
-or I will have this production shut down. -OK, OK.	0:30:30	0:30:32
You know what I need? I need some organisation - that's all.	0:30:32	0:30:36
Wow, look at those spreadsheets!	0:30:36	0:30:38
They are so organised.	0:30:38	0:30:40
-How would you like... -No, not doing it.	0:30:40	0:30:42
Well, of course, you would get extra marks on your school report.	0:30:42	0:30:45
I'll take the job. Silence!	0:30:45	0:30:47
Are you two related?	0:30:47	0:30:49
Can I see the production timetable?	0:30:49	0:30:50
-LAUGHING: -Can you see the timetable?	0:30:50	0:30:53
The timetable! Of course you can.	0:30:53	0:30:55
As soon as you write them, you can see them.	0:30:55	0:30:58
You know...	0:30:58	0:31:00
What an apple.	0:31:00	0:31:01
OK, here we go, kids. From the top!	0:31:01	0:31:03
The label want new promo shots for Tokyo.	0:31:09	0:31:12
Picking you up in ten minutes. Want to see you in this.	0:31:12	0:31:15
Do we have to do this right now?	0:31:16	0:31:17
Don't you give me the diva, darling.	0:31:17	0:31:20
You want the folks at the label thinking you won't play ball?	0:31:20	0:31:22
Oh, come on. Put it on. You'll look real cute.	0:31:22	0:31:25
PHONE RINGS	0:31:25	0:31:27
Brad. How are we looking for Australia?	0:31:27	0:31:30
No, I want Sydney Opera House!	0:31:30	0:31:33
You know we can sell it.	0:31:33	0:31:35
-This won't get me in trouble, now, will it? -I won't tell if you don't.	0:31:37	0:31:40
# I fly around the world singing my songs	0:31:52	0:31:56
# Spreading the joy and righting the wrongs	0:31:56	0:32:00
# A reindeer that rocks is nothing to fear	0:32:00	0:32:03
# I light up the night with joy and good cheer	0:32:03	0:32:07
# I never get picked for the sleigh ride team	0:32:07	0:32:11
# Just seeing the world is forever my dream	0:32:11	0:32:15
# Go Dancer Go Prancer	0:32:15	0:32:17
# Go Dasher Go Vixen	0:32:17	0:32:19
# Go Comet Go Cupid	0:32:19	0:32:21
# Go Donna Go Blitzen	0:32:21	0:32:23
# Just once I want to hear Santa say	0:32:23	0:32:26
# Go Rudolph	0:32:26	0:32:28
# Tonight you can guide the sleigh	0:32:28	0:32:31
# This time it's you. #	0:32:33	0:32:35
PHONE RINGS	0:32:37	0:32:40
Rudolph's the name, pulling sleigh's the game.	0:32:40	0:32:42
Sorry! Wrong number.	0:32:42	0:32:44
-'Hayden?' -Hank? Is that you?	0:32:45	0:32:48
Yeah! I was just...pretending to be a reindeer.	0:32:48	0:32:52
-Wow, I can't believe it's you. -'You never called.'	0:32:52	0:32:55
-Did you hate the album that much? -'I loved it.'	0:32:55	0:32:57
It's just I lost your number in a gherkin-related incident.	0:32:57	0:33:01
OK! I guess you're forgiven.	0:33:01	0:33:03
-TAMMY: -Hayden, get out here! We've got work to do.	0:33:03	0:33:07
Sorry, I've got to go, Hank. Tammy's hollering.	0:33:07	0:33:10
Time to be her dress-up doll again.	0:33:10	0:33:11
-Can't you get out of it? Do something fun instead? -I wish!	0:33:11	0:33:15
Say that you've had an idea for a hit song that you need to work on.	0:33:15	0:33:17
Then sneak out when she's not looking.	0:33:17	0:33:19
That could actually work.	0:33:19	0:33:21
Hank, you're a genius!	0:33:21	0:33:23
People don't often call me that.	0:33:23	0:33:24
If I do escape, I'll need someone to hang out with.	0:33:24	0:33:27
So...are you free tonight?	0:33:27	0:33:30
Hello? Are you still there?	0:33:32	0:33:35
Yeah! Yeah, I was just checking, um, my calendar.	0:33:35	0:33:38
I think I might have a window free.	0:33:38	0:33:40
Great! OK, I'll text you where to meet.	0:33:40	0:33:42
See you later, Rudolph.	0:33:42	0:33:44
Yes, yes, yes, yes! It is, it is, yes!	0:33:44	0:33:47
No.	0:33:47	0:33:48
You've skated before, right?	0:33:55	0:33:56
No, but how hard can it be?	0:33:56	0:33:58
Whoa...	0:34:02	0:34:03
I don't have to do that with my arm -	0:34:06	0:34:09
-I just think it looks cool. -Ah...	0:34:09	0:34:11
-Oh! -Don't worry, I've got you.	0:34:11	0:34:13
I'm going to have a fun time tonight,	0:34:13	0:34:15
and I'm not going to let anything ruin it.	0:34:15	0:34:17
How's it going in there, hun?	0:34:24	0:34:25
Sugar, you in there?	0:34:27	0:34:29
Stop being so terrified! It's supposed to be fun.	0:34:30	0:34:33
Have you seen how sharp these skates are?	0:34:33	0:34:35
All right, look, whenever I get nervous before I go on stage,	0:34:35	0:34:38
I just imagine I'm...somewhere else.	0:34:38	0:34:40
Like, making pancakes with my mum.	0:34:40	0:34:42
It relaxes me. You should try it sometime.	0:34:42	0:34:44
The last time I made pancakes with my mum,	0:34:44	0:34:45
I set off every smoke alarm for about a mile.	0:34:45	0:34:48
-You don't like your family? -I love my family, it's just...	0:34:48	0:34:50
..my sister wants me to be put in a lab and tested,	0:34:52	0:34:54
my dad wishes I could score the winning goal at the World Cup,	0:34:54	0:34:57
my mum still basically thinks I'm a work in progress.	0:34:57	0:35:00
I'm kind of a disappointment.	0:35:00	0:35:02
I'm sure they love you really.	0:35:02	0:35:04
This Christmas they're replacing me with another boy.	0:35:04	0:35:06
-No way! -Yeah. My mum's due any day now.	0:35:06	0:35:09
My baby brother's all they can talk about.	0:35:09	0:35:11
-OK, I thought you were being serious. -I am!	0:35:11	0:35:14
I bet you they call him Hank 2.0, new and improved.	0:35:14	0:35:18
OK, then forget about your home	0:35:18	0:35:19
and think about somewhere else that makes you happy.	0:35:19	0:35:21
PAPA PETE CHUCKLES	0:35:31	0:35:33
Where'd you go?	0:35:35	0:35:36
The Spicy Salami, the family deli, with my grandad.	0:35:36	0:35:39
-It's my favourite place. -Well, it worked - you're skating!	0:35:39	0:35:42
That's amazing! How did you do that?	0:35:43	0:35:45
HE LAUGHS	0:35:48	0:35:50
-Whoa! -Whoa!	0:35:56	0:35:58
Whoa!	0:35:59	0:36:01
Hayden! I'm so, so sorry.	0:36:04	0:36:07
Are you OK? Please be OK.	0:36:07	0:36:08
SHE LAUGHS	0:36:12	0:36:14
Skating is SO not your thing!	0:36:16	0:36:19
"Oh, help me! I'm Hank!"	0:36:19	0:36:21
And I was really starting to like you.	0:36:21	0:36:24
Hey! It's Hayden Chase!	0:36:29	0:36:31
INDISTINCT SHOUTING	0:36:31	0:36:34
CAMERA SHUTTERS	0:36:34	0:36:37
Those are your fans? I thought they'd rip us apart!	0:36:40	0:36:43
Well, it's all part of the job, I guess.	0:36:43	0:36:45
It was like one of those wildlife shows	0:36:45	0:36:47
where the hyena jumps on the cute gazelle.	0:36:47	0:36:49
Are you calling me cute?	0:36:49	0:36:51
-HE LAUGHS -I'll take that as a yes.	0:36:52	0:36:54
Did you see that? Please tell me you saw that!	0:37:01	0:37:03
ROMANTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC	0:37:05	0:37:09
BIRDS CHIRP	0:37:09	0:37:11
HAYDEN GASPS	0:37:17	0:37:19
Did I ever tell you I grew up on a ranch?	0:37:24	0:37:26
My daddy gave me a pony for my tenth birthday.	0:37:27	0:37:30
Her coat was so white, I called her Snowflake.	0:37:32	0:37:35
I loved her so much,	0:37:36	0:37:38
some nights I used to sneak down and sleep in the stable with her.	0:37:38	0:37:42
Then one night, out of the blue,	0:37:44	0:37:48
she bit my hand.	0:37:48	0:37:50
She near took my finger off.	0:37:50	0:37:52
My daddy said she'd gone bad,	0:37:54	0:37:57
that we had to send her to that big ranch in the sky.	0:37:57	0:37:59
I begged him not to do it.	0:38:01	0:38:03
But in the end, like he said,	0:38:04	0:38:07
when they turn on you, you've got to show them who's boss.	0:38:07	0:38:10
Don't you ever bite me again.	0:38:13	0:38:17
Do I make myself clear?	0:38:17	0:38:19
Now, give me your phone.	0:38:21	0:38:22
We don't want you running off with that boy.	0:38:23	0:38:26
Zipzer, was it?	0:38:26	0:38:28
Guard this door, don't let her leave.	0:38:28	0:38:30
Look, there's my arm. See, I WAS with Hayden.	0:38:44	0:38:48
That could be anyone's arm.	0:38:48	0:38:49
You are losing it, seriously.	0:38:49	0:38:51
OK, first positions, everyone!	0:38:51	0:38:54
You'll never be able to pull the sleigh on your own, Zipzer.	0:38:57	0:39:00
You're too weak.	0:39:00	0:39:01
OK! One house down, two billion to go!	0:39:01	0:39:04
Rudy! Can you pull the sleigh by yourself?	0:39:04	0:39:08
All aboard, Santa.	0:39:08	0:39:09
We've got plenty of presents to deliver all across the world.	0:39:09	0:39:12
Let's go!	0:39:12	0:39:13
I'm in!	0:39:15	0:39:16
Whoa! Argh!	0:39:20	0:39:22
HE LAUGHS	0:39:22	0:39:24
Whoa!	0:39:27	0:39:30
So sorry!	0:39:30	0:39:31
Oh!	0:39:33	0:39:34
Ho ho! Ho ho!	0:39:35	0:39:36
And if you have any questions, my door is always open.	0:39:37	0:39:40
Ho!	0:39:46	0:39:47
It gives me no pleasure to tell you I told you so.	0:39:49	0:39:52
Who am I kidding? I've never been happier.	0:39:52	0:39:55
SHE WHIMPERS	0:39:55	0:39:58
Now, will you call an ambulance, or shall I?	0:39:58	0:40:02
Ho...!	0:40:02	0:40:03
-FROM OUTSIDE: -How dare you! Despicable! Everything about you!	0:40:03	0:40:07
-He fired me. From my own musical! -What?! He can't do that.	0:40:10	0:40:14
-What's going to happen to the show? -I don't know, and he did.	0:40:14	0:40:17
Lose the sleigh. Much too dangerous.	0:40:20	0:40:24
We're going to try something different.	0:40:24	0:40:27
Miss Adolf. Anybody but Miss Adolf.	0:40:27	0:40:30
Silence at the back!	0:40:30	0:40:31
I've got a lot of work to do	0:40:32	0:40:33
knocking this monstrosity into shape.	0:40:33	0:40:36
This is a masterpiece.	0:40:36	0:40:37
Don't you change one note.	0:40:37	0:40:39
That would be like painting a moustache on the Mona Lisa.	0:40:39	0:40:42
Beethoven's Fifth is a masterpiece,	0:40:42	0:40:45
The Nutcracker Suite is a masterpiece.	0:40:45	0:40:48
This is an assault on Christmas.	0:40:48	0:40:50
I'm begging you, don't ruin it.	0:40:50	0:40:53
I'm going to rescue it.	0:40:53	0:40:55
That would be like the iceberg rescuing the Titanic!	0:40:55	0:40:59
-Hm! -Hm!	0:40:59	0:41:00
-IN AMERICAN ACCENT: -Toodle-loo, Mr Claus.	0:41:02	0:41:05
You can't give up. This is your show.	0:41:10	0:41:12
Hank, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.	0:41:12	0:41:15
Sometimes you play Glastonbury,	0:41:15	0:41:16
sometimes you get stuck in a portaloo	0:41:16	0:41:18
and you never make it to the stage.	0:41:18	0:41:20
Oh, yes, that happened.	0:41:20	0:41:22
What if I say I won't do it? They can't put it on without Rudolf.	0:41:22	0:41:25
This is your moment to shine.	0:41:25	0:41:27
I need you to make that show fabulous.	0:41:27	0:41:30
I will - by getting you your musical back!	0:41:30	0:41:32
Wait! Wait!	0:41:32	0:41:34
No. No, Hank!	0:41:34	0:41:37
Oh, I have to work on this teacher-pupil obedience thing.	0:41:37	0:41:40
-HE SOBS -Why?	0:41:42	0:41:45
Hello?	0:41:47	0:41:49
Oh, yes. There's a lot of dust.	0:41:49	0:41:52
Just checking...for dust.	0:41:52	0:41:54
I know how to impress the inspectors.	0:41:54	0:41:56
Oh! You're moving to a new school?	0:41:56	0:41:58
No, but I can get Hayden Chase to sing in the Christmas show.	0:41:58	0:42:02
Oh, and I can get the Queen to tap dance with penguins.	0:42:02	0:42:05
You can?!	0:42:05	0:42:07
Oh...	0:42:07	0:42:08
But I really can get Hayden to sing. She's my friend.	0:42:08	0:42:10
Ridiculous. What are you, six?	0:42:10	0:42:12
You're nothing. No-one.	0:42:12	0:42:15
Stars like Hayden Chase don't even know you exist, lucky for them.	0:42:15	0:42:20
Now get out my sight before I give you detention -	0:42:20	0:42:22
for a whole year!	0:42:22	0:42:23
If I can get Hayden to do it,	0:42:23	0:42:25
will you put Mr Rock back in charge of the show?	0:42:25	0:42:27
Oh, I'll do one better.	0:42:27	0:42:29
If Hayden Chase sings in our musical,	0:42:29	0:42:31
I'll eat my socks in front of the whole school.	0:42:31	0:42:34
You heard it here first.	0:42:34	0:42:35
Out with the new and in with the old.	0:42:37	0:42:40
You can't go wrong with a classic.	0:42:40	0:42:42
But the show's on Saturday.	0:42:42	0:42:44
I've got an IQ of 146 -	0:42:44	0:42:46
even I couldn't rehearse a whole new play in two days.	0:42:46	0:42:49
Where there's a will there's a way, Emily.	0:42:49	0:42:52
Now, let's show the inspectors what Westbrook really stands for.	0:42:52	0:42:55
Indecisiveness?	0:42:55	0:42:56
Tradition. God!	0:42:58	0:43:00
Hi, Hayden. It's me, Hank...again.	0:43:02	0:43:05
Are you getting any of these messages?	0:43:05	0:43:06
I need you to call me back. It's kind of urgent.	0:43:06	0:43:08
-I've got a massive favour to ask. -Dude, it's not even funny any more.	0:43:08	0:43:11
You know, it actually wasn't that funny to begin with.	0:43:11	0:43:14
Why isn't she calling me back? Maybe her phone's broken.	0:43:14	0:43:17
Maybe you need to leave Planet Hank and join us back on Earth.	0:43:17	0:43:20
I know, I'll go to the hotel and ask her face-to-face.	0:43:20	0:43:23
Hank, getting into more trouble isn't going to help Mr Rock or you.	0:43:23	0:43:26
You're wasting your time. She's singing in City Square tonight.	0:43:26	0:43:29
Tell Mum and Dad I'm rehearsing late.	0:43:29	0:43:31
"She's singing in City Square tonight."	0:43:31	0:43:33
-Why didn't you just call him a cab? -I don't sound like that, Justina.	0:43:33	0:43:36
Come on, big mouth. We need to find someone to stop him.	0:43:36	0:43:38
Wait a minute, this is like looking for a snowball in a blizzard.	0:43:40	0:43:44
We should split up.	0:43:44	0:43:45
No, no, no, no, the last thing we need are more snowballs.	0:43:45	0:43:48
We're going to stick together.	0:43:48	0:43:49
-My guess is he'll be near the stage. -All right, that's a good idea.	0:43:49	0:43:52
If that's true, we're going on old school.	0:43:52	0:43:54
Ow! I want my phone back. I need to call my mum.	0:44:06	0:44:09
I called her for you.	0:44:09	0:44:11
Told her you were having the time of your life.	0:44:11	0:44:14
She and your pops say hi.	0:44:14	0:44:16
Now make the magic happen.	0:44:16	0:44:17
-What are you doing? -Making pancakes.	0:44:22	0:44:25
Thanks for coming out tonight. It's so good to see all of you.	0:44:41	0:44:44
Hayden! Over here! It's me, Hank.	0:44:44	0:44:48
Hayden!	0:44:48	0:44:49
-# Snow is falling... -Hayden, it's me!	0:44:49	0:44:52
# Christmas Eve and children sing	0:44:52	0:44:55
# I should feel joy but not tonight	0:44:55	0:44:59
# Cos you're not here and that ain't right	0:44:59	0:45:02
# We were king and queen of prom	0:45:04	0:45:07
# My first love, where have you gone?	0:45:07	0:45:10
# I hold you close here in my heart	0:45:10	0:45:13
-# Was always you... -Over...!	0:45:13	0:45:15
# Right from the start	0:45:15	0:45:17
# I've hung my stocking, made my list	0:45:17	0:45:20
# Hoping Santa hears my wish	0:45:20	0:45:24
# Snow falling from above	0:45:24	0:45:27
-# Far from the one I love -Over here!	0:45:27	0:45:31
# All I need to make it right	0:45:31	0:45:34
# Is to your face tonight... #	0:45:34	0:45:35
-How can you not like this one? -I think I'm allergic to her voice.	0:45:37	0:45:41
All right, coming through. Hank?	0:45:41	0:45:44
Excuse me. Wow! Great shoes. Great shoes. Hank!	0:45:44	0:45:49
-# ..this Christmas time -Come home this Christmas	0:45:49	0:45:53
-Hayden, over here! Ow! -# Ooh, ooh	0:45:53	0:45:56
# Choirs singing, snowball fights	0:45:56	0:46:00
# Mistletoe and fairy lights	0:46:00	0:46:02
-Ugh! Hayden! -# I'd give up all of these	0:46:02	0:46:06
# I'd even give up Christmas trees	0:46:06	0:46:10
# I've hung my stocking, made my list	0:46:10	0:46:13
-# Hoping Santa hears my wish -Hayden!	0:46:13	0:46:15
-# Snow falling from above -Hayden!	0:46:15	0:46:20
# Far from the one I love	0:46:20	0:46:23
# All I need to make it right	0:46:23	0:46:26
# Is to see your face tonight	0:46:26	0:46:30
-Hank! Hank! -# Fire's roaring but I feel cold	0:46:30	0:46:33
Hank! He was right here. Hank!	0:46:33	0:46:36
# Could you grant my wish tonight	0:46:36	0:46:39
# And come on home this Christmas time?	0:46:39	0:46:45
Hank!	0:46:45	0:46:47
# So come on home this Christmas... #	0:46:47	0:46:49
-The wire! -Ugh!	0:46:49	0:46:52
Uh-oh.	0:46:52	0:46:54
SCREAMING AND EXPLOSIONS	0:46:54	0:46:57
-It's like Bumfire Night. -BON-fire. -Oh.	0:46:59	0:47:03
Hank? Is that you?	0:47:10	0:47:12
What in the blue blazes is that rodeo clown doing here?	0:47:12	0:47:17
-VOICE SHUDDERING: -Grab him!	0:47:20	0:47:24
See? I told you my life was a disaster,	0:47:36	0:47:39
and I never want to see a snowman ever again!	0:47:39	0:47:42
You three, you're coming with us!	0:47:56	0:47:58
This is not the way to Buckingham Palace?	0:47:58	0:48:00
You're fired.	0:48:02	0:48:04
And I mean it this time!	0:48:04	0:48:07
-Oh, yes, this is lovely. -Yeah. -You were right.	0:48:21	0:48:25
We're going to need a bigger pot.	0:48:25	0:48:26
-PHONE RINGS -Oh...	0:48:26	0:48:29
Hello, maternity ward. Nurse Stanley Zipzer on duty.	0:48:30	0:48:34
What do you mean he's been arrested?!	0:48:35	0:48:37
-POOL POPS -Oh! Oh!	0:48:37	0:48:40
-Dad? -Yeah, that's my boy.	0:48:47	0:48:49
-HE SIGHS -Wow.	0:48:59	0:49:00
Well, this is a new low, isn't it?	0:49:02	0:49:04
Even for you, Hank.	0:49:05	0:49:07
You let me down.	0:49:08	0:49:09
You let your mum down.	0:49:11	0:49:13
You let the birthing pool down.	0:49:13	0:49:15
Why can't you just stop and think for once	0:49:17	0:49:20
before you launch yourself into these stupid escapades?	0:49:20	0:49:24
You see these walls?	0:49:27	0:49:28
Do you want this to be your future?	0:49:30	0:49:32
Sorry, Dad. It was an accident.	0:49:37	0:49:40
Yeah. Yeah.	0:49:42	0:49:43
I suppose it probably was.	0:49:44	0:49:46
Come on, son. Let's get you home, eh?	0:49:48	0:49:50
Well done. Finally made the news.	0:49:58	0:50:01
'Oh, well. Hayden wants y'all to know	0:50:01	0:50:03
'she's A OK after last night's rumpus.	0:50:03	0:50:06
'As for the loser that caused all this hullabaloo,	0:50:06	0:50:08
'I'm happy to say that Hayden doesn't know him from apple sauce.	0:50:08	0:50:12
'It seems he's a stalker.'	0:50:12	0:50:14
They must be talking about someone else. Hayden knows me!	0:50:14	0:50:17
He goes by the name of Hank Zipzer.	0:50:17	0:50:20
Maybe there's another Hank Zipzer.	0:50:20	0:50:22
-REPORTER: -'A pupil at Westbrook School was arrested last night...'	0:50:22	0:50:25
You can't even be a successful criminal.	0:50:25	0:50:28
So, it wasn't enough for you to send the school inspectors	0:50:35	0:50:39
on a sleigh ride to the hospital?	0:50:39	0:50:40
-I didn't mean to do that, I... -You didn't think.	0:50:40	0:50:44
You went far enough to ensure	0:50:44	0:50:46
that Westbrook Academy's reputation was in ruin.	0:50:46	0:50:50
You know what I was trying to do.	0:50:50	0:50:51
So what does he go and do?	0:50:51	0:50:54
He goes and gets himself arrested!	0:50:54	0:50:56
With three pupils! In school uniform!	0:50:56	0:51:00
To be perfectly clear, I was not in school uniform.	0:51:00	0:51:03
This may be the season of goodwill.	0:51:03	0:51:06
Look at that - "Christmas Crackers!" That's very smart.	0:51:06	0:51:09
But not for you, music man.	0:51:09	0:51:11
Under the power vested in me as commander-in-chief of this school,	0:51:11	0:51:15
-I declare that you... -Whoa, whoa, whoa.	0:51:15	0:51:18
Let's talk this out.	0:51:18	0:51:20
I love these kids, I love my job, I love this school.	0:51:20	0:51:24
Please.	0:51:26	0:51:27
Don't fire me.	0:51:28	0:51:30
I'm asking you.	0:51:30	0:51:32
I thought I fired you already.	0:51:39	0:51:41
Me? No, that would have been one of the other security guys.	0:51:41	0:51:44
'He goes by the name of Hank Zipzer.'	0:51:47	0:51:51
OK, darling.	0:51:51	0:51:53
We got a conference at ten for the launch of your toy doll.	0:51:54	0:51:57
Put on an outfit to match.	0:51:57	0:51:59
Why did you say he was a stalker? He's my friend.	0:51:59	0:52:02
That boy's dumber than a box of rocks.	0:52:02	0:52:04
I'll bet he can barely write his own name!	0:52:04	0:52:06
I want to go home for Christmas.	0:52:09	0:52:12
And I want to look 20 years younger, honey.	0:52:12	0:52:14
But even my plastic surgeon says that ain't going to happen.	0:52:14	0:52:17
I really need to see my family.	0:52:17	0:52:19
And you will...	0:52:19	0:52:21
just as soon as this tour is over.	0:52:21	0:52:23
Aw! Cheer up, honey.	0:52:24	0:52:26
I'm sure they've got tinsel in Tokyo.	0:52:26	0:52:29
-PHONE RINGS -Ah!	0:52:29	0:52:32
Aloo! Great job on the doll.	0:52:32	0:52:35
Huh? Well, how much shelf space are we getting?	0:52:35	0:52:38
I know exactly how you feel, trapped in there.	0:52:40	0:52:43
I'm so, so sorry, guys. What did your parents say?	0:52:47	0:52:50
Look at Zipzer, loser.	0:52:57	0:53:00
How's Hayden, stalker?	0:53:00	0:53:01
Ha, loser.	0:53:02	0:53:05
A stalker?! At Westbrook?! The shame of it!	0:53:05	0:53:08
And during an inspection.	0:53:08	0:53:10
Sadly, I cannot expel you because it wasn't an official trip.	0:53:10	0:53:14
But one more mistake like that, Zipzer,	0:53:14	0:53:17
and you are O-U-T O-F H-E-R-E.	0:53:17	0:53:21
You work it out.	0:53:21	0:53:22
Hi! How are you both?	0:53:26	0:53:29
You're moving to a new classroom?	0:53:33	0:53:36
No, no, no. I'm starting a new life. They fired me.	0:53:36	0:53:38
This is all my fault. You must hate me.	0:53:41	0:53:43
I don't hate you!	0:53:43	0:53:45
I never thought I would make it this far.	0:53:45	0:53:47
I thought they were going to fire me after the first week.	0:53:47	0:53:49
Hey, want a harmonica? Bob Dylan gave it to me.	0:53:50	0:53:54
I never got the hang of it.	0:53:54	0:53:55
I'm so useless. I mess everything up.	0:53:57	0:54:00
1973, Denver.	0:54:01	0:54:04
Look at that. Believe it?	0:54:04	0:54:06
Me and The Flaming Rhinos were on tour.	0:54:06	0:54:08
It's my turn to drive the van, we get out, stretch our legs.	0:54:08	0:54:12
And nincompoop here forgets to put on the handbrake.	0:54:12	0:54:15
All of a sudden, I'm watching in horror,	0:54:15	0:54:17
the bus is going down the hill into the lake.	0:54:17	0:54:19
Glub, glub, glub...	0:54:19	0:54:21
Do you ever see a bass guitar drowning?	0:54:21	0:54:24
It's heartbreaking!	0:54:24	0:54:26
We didn't give up. Oh, no! We begged, we borrowed.	0:54:26	0:54:29
We got a new van, got new equipment, and we toured again.	0:54:29	0:54:32
We did not give up, and neither will you.	0:54:32	0:54:35
Hank, you are a clever, inventive, smart young man,	0:54:35	0:54:40
and just because reading, writing and maths might be hard for you,	0:54:40	0:54:44
it has nothing to do with how brilliant you are.	0:54:44	0:54:46
I'm starting a new life,	0:54:48	0:54:51
and you are going to be OK.	0:54:51	0:54:53
INDISTINCT CHATTER	0:54:59	0:55:04
# I feel like a sleeping beauty	0:55:15	0:55:18
# Black thorns are closing in	0:55:18	0:55:22
# Locked in my perfect palace	0:55:22	0:55:25
# Wishing my life could begin	0:55:25	0:55:27
# But wishing never works	0:55:27	0:55:29
# It just adds to all the hurt	0:55:29	0:55:32
# And the truth is	0:55:32	0:55:34
# I'm under your spell	0:55:34	0:55:37
# Can't ever break free	0:55:37	0:55:40
# But you're not here	0:55:40	0:55:42
# To fight my fear Don't leave me here	0:55:42	0:55:46
# I'm under your spell	0:55:46	0:55:49
# Can't ever break free	0:55:49	0:55:52
# But you're not here	0:55:52	0:55:54
# To fight my fear Don't leave me here with me	0:55:54	0:55:57
# Can't ever break free	0:56:02	0:56:05
# Oh, no... #	0:56:08	0:56:09
OK, honey! The car is...	0:56:09	0:56:11
-Eurgh! -Fired?	0:56:14	0:56:16
Why, I...	0:56:17	0:56:19
OMINOUS MUSIC	0:56:21	0:56:24
This play sucks!	0:56:24	0:56:26
Why can't we do Rudolph The Rock 'N' Roll Reindeer?	0:56:26	0:56:28
For so many reasons.	0:56:28	0:56:31
You do realise it's aerodynamically impossible for reindeer to fly?	0:56:31	0:56:35
Who cares? It's more fun than this!	0:56:35	0:56:37
Christmas isn't about fun!	0:56:37	0:56:39
It's about celebrating good, old-fashioned values.	0:56:39	0:56:42
Like not firing Mr Rock just because he was trying to help Hank?	0:56:42	0:56:45
Like obedience to authority, and respect for your elders.	0:56:45	0:56:49
Oh, yeah? Well, we're going on strike until Mr Rock is reinstated!	0:56:49	0:56:53
We want Rock! We want Rock!	0:56:53	0:56:55
ALL: We want Rock! We want Rock! We want Rock!	0:56:55	0:56:58
-Silence! -We want Rock!	0:56:58	0:56:59
Back on the stage, all of you right now!	0:56:59	0:57:02
-This is your last warning! -We want Rock! We want Rock!	0:57:02	0:57:06
We want Rock! We want Rock!	0:57:06	0:57:08
Very well. We'll do the show without them.	0:57:11	0:57:14
But...Nick can't play all 16 parts by himself.	0:57:14	0:57:17
I AM very versatile.	0:57:17	0:57:19
You're really not. Please, Miss. Go outside and talk to them.	0:57:19	0:57:24
I refuse to negotiate with anarchists.	0:57:24	0:57:27
OK, let's take it from the top.	0:57:27	0:57:29
CROWD YELLS	0:57:32	0:57:35
One at a time!	0:57:35	0:57:36
Don't make me use the squirty cream!	0:57:36	0:57:39
Hank! My hero!	0:57:42	0:57:43
Clear those plates and wash up, will you?	0:57:43	0:57:46
At least Papa Pete's still pleased to see me.	0:57:48	0:57:50
Get off! My last panettone is for Mrs Trapani!	0:57:50	0:57:55
Save yourself while you still can, Mrs Trapani.	0:57:57	0:57:59
-Oh, you're so kind. -My darling. -Ciao, ciao.	0:57:59	0:58:03
Do you know a Hank Zipzer?	0:58:04	0:58:06
Hi.	0:58:10	0:58:11
Hayden...I don't...	0:58:14	0:58:16
What are you...? It's so good to see you.	0:58:16	0:58:19
I just really wanted to apologise for the whole stalker thing.	0:58:19	0:58:23
Tammy was way out of line.	0:58:23	0:58:24
How did you find me?	0:58:24	0:58:25
You told me this was your happy place, remember?	0:58:25	0:58:28
So what were you doing crawling under the stage?	0:58:28	0:58:30
I, uh, needed to ask you something, but it doesn't matter now.	0:58:30	0:58:33
What? Tell me.	0:58:33	0:58:35
I messed up. It's what I do.	0:58:35	0:58:37
I mess up people's lives and make them worse.	0:58:38	0:58:40
It's the one thing I'm really good at.	0:58:40	0:58:42
Well, that and rocking an apron.	0:58:42	0:58:44
Here, let me help you with the dishes.	0:58:44	0:58:47
You've got much better things to be doing than washing up here with me.	0:58:47	0:58:51
No, I don't.	0:58:51	0:58:53
You know, I really like hanging out with you, Hank.	0:58:53	0:58:55
You're the only person I know that doesn't want anything from me.	0:58:55	0:58:58
Tammy'll be furious if she finds out you're here.	0:58:58	0:59:00
I just realised Tammy's ALWAYS mad.	0:59:00	0:59:03
And I'm going to choose who my friends are, not her.	0:59:03	0:59:05
I choose you.	0:59:05	0:59:07
I am the ghost of Jacob Marley!	0:59:10	0:59:13
It cannot be, you died seven years ago this Christmas Eve.	0:59:13	0:59:17
Whoa! You will be visited by three ghosts.	0:59:17	0:59:20
I can't do this. It's impossible.	0:59:22	0:59:24
Impossible is winning the '88 Fencing World Championships	0:59:24	0:59:28
with a broken epee and chronic diarrhoea.	0:59:28	0:59:31
Then you do it!	0:59:31	0:59:33
Oh!	0:59:33	0:59:34
Children today have no backbone.	0:59:37	0:59:40
Pathetic!	0:59:41	0:59:43
Don't even think about asking.	1:00:00	1:00:01
Uh... Very well. Then I shall play all the parts.	1:00:01	1:00:05
At least with my performance,	1:00:06	1:00:08
Dickens's words will be enunciated with perfect clarity!	1:00:08	1:00:13
A little something for you.	1:00:20	1:00:22
You two saved my life!	1:00:22	1:00:24
Papa Pete makes the best pasta in London.	1:00:24	1:00:26
The world.	1:00:28	1:00:29
My grandson says the nicest things!	1:00:29	1:00:32
Mmm! Wow, this is amazing!	1:00:32	1:00:34
And he has excellent choice in friends.	1:00:34	1:00:37
Hayden Chase!	1:00:37	1:00:40
Hayden Chase! Hayden Chase!	1:00:40	1:00:42
It's Hayden Chase!	1:00:42	1:00:43
# Don't want to be your flower girl, a pretty thing for you to twirl! #	1:00:43	1:00:47
I'm so sorry I didn't believe you.	1:00:47	1:00:49
I will eat my socks...right now!	1:00:49	1:00:51
Sorry, no consumption of food not purchased on the premises.	1:00:51	1:00:55
I'm so excited!	1:00:55	1:00:56
You're going to be singing in our school show!	1:00:56	1:00:59
-What show? -Hayden Chase!	1:00:59	1:01:01
Everyone, she will be singing at Westbrook's Christmas show,	1:01:01	1:01:04
get tickets, tell everyone! It's Hayden Chase!	1:01:04	1:01:07
CAMERA CLICKS	1:01:10	1:01:11
Oh, one more.	1:01:11	1:01:13
Hayden Chase! It's Hayden!	1:01:13	1:01:15
Just... Aah!	1:01:15	1:01:16
Hayden Chase! Zipzer, what a result!	1:01:16	1:01:19
You came through.	1:01:19	1:01:21
Hank...what was he talking about?	1:01:21	1:01:23
I was trying to help my music teacher, Mr Rock.	1:01:25	1:01:28
I thought if you could sing in the show, then...	1:01:28	1:01:30
So, that's what all this has been about?	1:01:30	1:01:32
You just wanted something from me?	1:01:32	1:01:33
No. No, it's... It's not like that.	1:01:33	1:01:35
I thought you were different.	1:01:35	1:01:36
Now, you're just like all the others.	1:01:36	1:01:38
Please, let me explain.	1:01:38	1:01:40
Don't, OK? I've heard it before.	1:01:40	1:01:42
Goodbye, Hank.	1:01:42	1:01:43
She's going!	1:01:45	1:01:47
She doesn't like my pasta?	1:01:50	1:01:51
She doesn't like me.	1:01:52	1:01:54
-THEY CHANT: -Adolf out! Adolf out! Adolf out!	1:02:01	1:02:03
I feel so bad about not believing Hank.	1:02:03	1:02:05
I feel bad we don't have a show for Hayden to sing in.	1:02:05	1:02:07
And for Hank, obviously.	1:02:07	1:02:09
Well, it's not over yet.	1:02:09	1:02:10
-SHE CHANTS: -We want Rocky, he's on our list,	1:02:10	1:02:12
hoping you will hear our wish!	1:02:12	1:02:14
That's Hayden. You're singing her Christmas hit.	1:02:14	1:02:16
-THEY CHANT: -We want Rocky, he's on our list,	1:02:16	1:02:17
hoping you will hear our wish!	1:02:17	1:02:19
How did that get in my head? She's a witch.	1:02:19	1:02:21
It's the magic of Hayden. No-one's immune.	1:02:21	1:02:24
-RADIO: -Later on in the show, we've got the queen of pop, Hayden Chase,	1:02:26	1:02:30
singing live in the studio.	1:02:30	1:02:32
She's going to be right here.	1:02:32	1:02:34
How's that for another Christmas present, eh?	1:02:34	1:02:36
I told you we should have believed Hank.	1:02:42	1:02:43
Really? I must have missed that piece of parenting brilliance.	1:02:43	1:02:48
Well, OK. Well, I thought it.	1:02:48	1:02:50
If that Tammy knew they were friends,	1:02:51	1:02:53
why would she call him a stalker?	1:02:53	1:02:54
She didn't think that Hank was good enough for her precious star.	1:02:54	1:02:58
I tell you, if I ever see that massive-haired madam,	1:02:58	1:03:01
I'm going to...	1:03:01	1:03:03
Go into early labour, so calm down.	1:03:03	1:03:06
Keep breathing. In, out.	1:03:06	1:03:09
In, out.	1:03:09	1:03:11
Big breaths.	1:03:11	1:03:13
This won't take a minute.	1:03:15	1:03:17
These instructions make no sense.	1:03:17	1:03:22
-Thank you(!) -What, so now we've got no cradle?	1:03:22	1:03:26
So, so where are we going to put the baby?	1:03:26	1:03:28
Because he can't live in here forever!	1:03:28	1:03:29
Uh, I will buy you another one.	1:03:29	1:03:32
I'll help you choose!	1:03:32	1:03:33
I am the ghost of Jacob Marley!	1:03:37	1:03:39
That cannot be! You died seven years ago this Christmas Eve.	1:03:39	1:03:41
Wah! You'll be visited by three ghosts.	1:03:41	1:03:44
No, no!	1:03:44	1:03:45
The ghost of Christmas past.	1:03:45	1:03:47
No, no! The ghost of Christmas present.	1:03:47	1:03:49
Whoa, whoa, WHOA!	1:03:49	1:03:53
I am the ghost of Christmas productions yet to come.	1:04:10	1:04:13
Who am I?	1:04:17	1:04:20
I am a soul of the night where I travel with...	1:04:20	1:04:25
Just take a look at what the audience thinks of what you've done.	1:04:25	1:04:29
Not exactly laughing in the aisles, are they?	1:04:29	1:04:33
You know what they're all thinking?	1:04:33	1:04:35
-They love Dickens? -How quickly will this be over?	1:04:35	1:04:37
Don't be a Scrooge, Miss Adolf!	1:04:39	1:04:41
Don't leave me! Don't leave me!	1:04:43	1:04:47
Are you all right, Miss Adolf?	1:04:55	1:04:56
No! I need to find Mr Rock.	1:04:57	1:05:00
I have to save Christmas!	1:05:00	1:05:02
If I was a washed-up old music teacher, where would I go?	1:05:02	1:05:06
Do you want me to help you fill it with water?	1:05:07	1:05:09
-No, it's fine. -All right.	1:05:09	1:05:11
I mean, I wouldn't be the one filling it.	1:05:11	1:05:13
You know, knowing me I'd probably flood the flat or something.	1:05:13	1:05:16
I mean, I'd just stand over here and watch.	1:05:16	1:05:18
Yeah, no, you can fill it when the time comes.	1:05:18	1:05:20
Just for now, your baby brother doesn't seem in any hurry to arrive.	1:05:20	1:05:24
Oh, right. I thought...	1:05:24	1:05:26
Are you OK?	1:05:29	1:05:30
I'm sorry we didn't believe you about Hayden.	1:05:31	1:05:33
It doesn't matter, anyway. We're not friends any more.	1:05:33	1:05:36
If that's because of that manager of hers,	1:05:36	1:05:37
I'm going to find her and I'm going...	1:05:37	1:05:39
No, it was my fault.	1:05:39	1:05:41
I messed up. Again.	1:05:41	1:05:44
What happened? Come on, tell me everything.	1:05:45	1:05:47
# I fly around the world singing my song	1:05:54	1:05:57
# Spreading the joy, righting the wrongs... #	1:05:57	1:06:02
Of all the subways in all the world,	1:06:04	1:06:07
you have to choose mine to walk through!	1:06:07	1:06:10
Mr Joy thinks he's made a mistake firing you	1:06:10	1:06:12
and thinks you should come back and put on your musical tonight.	1:06:12	1:06:15
Oh, he's not a Dickens fan?	1:06:15	1:06:16
We felt, on reflection, it was perhaps a little too...	1:06:16	1:06:19
-..highbrow. -Had nothing to do with the kids striking, eh?	1:06:20	1:06:23
Oh, yeah, I heard about that.	1:06:23	1:06:25
Go on, then. Have a gloat. Let's get it out of the way.	1:06:25	1:06:28
Roll up, roll up, and hear all about Miss Adolf's Dickens disaster!	1:06:28	1:06:32
I'm sorry.	1:06:32	1:06:35
I didn't mean to shout at you.	1:06:35	1:06:36
I've been under an awful strain.	1:06:37	1:06:38
Please come back.	1:06:39	1:06:41
-HE STRUMS GUITAR -The production needs you.	1:06:41	1:06:43
I didn't catch what you said.	1:06:43	1:06:45
-GUITAR LOUDENS -The school needs you. -What?	1:06:45	1:06:47
OK, OK!	1:06:47	1:06:49
-I -need you!	1:06:49	1:06:51
-All right? -Almost. A little louder!	1:06:51	1:06:54
I said, I NEED YOU!	1:06:54	1:06:56
Not the production, not the school!	1:06:56	1:06:58
Me! I need you!	1:06:58	1:07:00
Well, why didn't you say so? Of course I'll help.	1:07:00	1:07:03
Where are you going?	1:07:03	1:07:05
I'm in the middle of a gig, I can't just walk away!	1:07:05	1:07:08
-I could use a little help. -Oh, no. -Y-E-S.	1:07:09	1:07:12
Pick it up.	1:07:12	1:07:14
Come on.	1:07:14	1:07:15
Hit it against your thigh! Go on.	1:07:18	1:07:21
I'll tell you something, dancing would be great.	1:07:27	1:07:30
You make a lot of money dancing.	1:07:30	1:07:32
You are an insufferable little man and I curse the day we ever met!	1:07:32	1:07:36
We shouldn't be here, Mum.	1:07:43	1:07:44
You need to talk to her before she flies out tonight!	1:07:44	1:07:46
I really don't. Please, can we just go?	1:07:46	1:07:48
Listen. If you don't tell her how you feel, you'll regret it.	1:07:48	1:07:51
I'm starting to regret being here with you.	1:07:51	1:07:53
Oh! Oh, sorry, I just had to do that.	1:07:53	1:07:56
Oh! Ow, um...	1:07:56	1:07:59
Ooh! No, I think it's started it.	1:07:59	1:08:01
I'll have to sit down.	1:08:01	1:08:03
Yep.	1:08:03	1:08:04
SHE MOUTHS	1:08:04	1:08:05
Shouldn't Rudolph have bigger antlers?	1:08:06	1:08:08
I AM the star of the show.	1:08:08	1:08:10
What do you think?	1:08:10	1:08:12
Your show, your decision.	1:08:12	1:08:14
We're going to stay with your antlers.	1:08:14	1:08:15
You know what I'm thinking?	1:08:17	1:08:18
I'm thinking we should go with much bigger antlers.	1:08:18	1:08:20
Remember, when you first come out,	1:08:22	1:08:25
the other reindeers have no respect for you.	1:08:25	1:08:30
So...be tentative.	1:08:30	1:08:32
Nervous.	1:08:34	1:08:35
You must feel what Rudolph feels.	1:08:43	1:08:46
You must become a reindeer.	1:08:46	1:08:50
Hmm?	1:08:50	1:08:51
OK.	1:08:51	1:08:53
From the top!	1:08:53	1:08:54
"Hi, Mom. I'm sorry I'm not going to be home for Crismus.	1:09:10	1:09:12
"I'll call you from Tokyo."	1:09:12	1:09:14
She DOES spell Christmas wrong like me.	1:09:14	1:09:16
Oh, muffin!	1:09:16	1:09:18
I'm not going to sing in your school's show,	1:09:22	1:09:24
-so you might as well leave. -I don't care about the show,	1:09:24	1:09:27
I care about what you think of me.	1:09:27	1:09:30
That's private!	1:09:30	1:09:31
You've got dyslexia like me.	1:09:31	1:09:33
You should probably go, OK?	1:09:33	1:09:35
You're the one with the problem, not me.	1:09:35	1:09:37
I get it.	1:09:37	1:09:39
You're a big pop star. You don't want to damage your perfect image.	1:09:39	1:09:43
I never said I was perfect.	1:09:43	1:09:45
Deep down, I'm just as messed up as my spelling.	1:09:45	1:09:47
I didn't tell you about the show,	1:09:51	1:09:53
because I didn't want to be another person asking you for something.	1:09:53	1:09:57
You weren't using me?	1:09:59	1:10:00
Only to help with the washing up.	1:10:00	1:10:02
I'm sorry, Hank.	1:10:04	1:10:06
Oh, no, your grandad must think I'm really rude!	1:10:06	1:10:08
-I didn't eat his pasta. -He's a mess.	1:10:08	1:10:11
The only way to make it up to him is to come back with me.	1:10:11	1:10:13
I wish I could, but we're flying out tonight.	1:10:14	1:10:17
Well, you don't have to if you don't want to.	1:10:17	1:10:19
Try telling Tammy that.	1:10:19	1:10:20
Well, maybe it's time we just stood up to Tammy.	1:10:20	1:10:23
And maybe it's time you stopped	1:10:23	1:10:24
sticking your snout where it's not wanted.	1:10:24	1:10:27
Get this loser out of here.	1:10:27	1:10:28
Get moving, honey. You are on in five!	1:10:32	1:10:34
-Hank! -Hayden!	1:10:34	1:10:36
Ouch, get off me!	1:10:36	1:10:37
Ooh! Ow, ooh!	1:10:39	1:10:41
Get your hands off my son!	1:10:44	1:10:46
You were faking!	1:10:46	1:10:48
Who even does that?	1:10:48	1:10:49
I told you to keep him away from my star.	1:10:49	1:10:52
She's worth a lot of money to me and I won't see her sidetracked	1:10:52	1:10:55
by a loser like him!	1:10:55	1:10:57
The only loser around here is you,	1:10:57	1:10:59
lying about my son being a stalker.	1:10:59	1:11:01
You knew they were friends!	1:11:01	1:11:03
I don't have to listen to this trailer trash.	1:11:04	1:11:06
Throw her out along with her dumb kid.	1:11:06	1:11:08
Oh, trailer trash?	1:11:08	1:11:09
I'll give you trailer trash!	1:11:09	1:11:11
What are you...!	1:11:11	1:11:12
Get off! Don't just stand there!	1:11:12	1:11:16
-Do something! -I am not fighting a pregnant lady.	1:11:16	1:11:18
Aaah!	1:11:18	1:11:20
You're fired.	1:11:45	1:11:47
Fired, fired, fired, fired,	1:11:47	1:11:49
fired, fire, FIRED!	1:11:49	1:11:52
OH!	1:11:52	1:11:54
It's OK, Mum. You can stop pretending now.	1:12:00	1:12:02
No, I'm not pretending.	1:12:02	1:12:05
The baby really is coming!	1:12:05	1:12:07
I'll call Dad.	1:12:07	1:12:08
Oh!	1:12:08	1:12:09
Lift, lift, lift, lift, lift! Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.	1:12:12	1:12:14
Oh! No, no, no, no.	1:12:14	1:12:16
I told you it was too big!	1:12:16	1:12:18
-Oh, shut up! -PHONE RINGS	1:12:18	1:12:21
-Oh! -You couldn't answer that for me, could you?	1:12:27	1:12:31
It's going to voicemail.	1:12:31	1:12:33
-I've got to get home! -I'll call Emily.	1:12:33	1:12:34
No, no, no, no. She'll just boss me about. It's you, Hank.	1:12:34	1:12:38
You're my birth partner now.	1:12:38	1:12:39
Mum, you don't want me.	1:12:39	1:12:40
I'll mess up, something bad will happen.	1:12:40	1:12:42
It always does! I'll get help!	1:12:42	1:12:43
The baby's coming!	1:12:43	1:12:45
SHE GROANS	1:12:45	1:12:48
Stop!	1:12:49	1:12:50
Bethlehem's a bit far, love.	1:12:55	1:12:57
But I can drop you at St Thomas's.	1:12:57	1:12:58
-It's just over the river. -No, no, I need to get home.	1:12:58	1:13:00
I'm having a home birth.	1:13:00	1:13:01
It's all going to be perfect this time.	1:13:01	1:13:03
We won't make it, Mum. It's too far.	1:13:03	1:13:06
Take us to hospital.	1:13:06	1:13:07
OK. No, no, you need to lift your end higher!	1:13:10	1:13:12
No, you need to lower your end and twist.	1:13:12	1:13:15
No, it won't twist! Lift!	1:13:15	1:13:17
I said, "Don't choose a big one!"	1:13:17	1:13:19
But what did he do?	1:13:19	1:13:21
You said this cradle was fit for a king!	1:13:21	1:13:23
Yes, but you don't live in a castle!	1:13:23	1:13:25
INCOMING TEXT ALERT	1:13:25	1:13:27
-Oh! -Rosa's having the baby.	1:13:30	1:13:32
ROSA'S HAVING THE BABY! I've got to get out! Let me out!	1:13:34	1:13:37
Oh, what about the cradle?	1:13:40	1:13:42
It looks good there!	1:13:42	1:13:43
SHE GROANS Dad's on his way. He won't be long.	1:13:46	1:13:49
I don't want to be here, I want to be at home.	1:13:49	1:13:52
You'd be better off without me, I'm a total failure.	1:13:54	1:13:56
Don't say that!	1:13:56	1:13:57
Don't EVER say that.	1:13:59	1:14:00
You know, what's important is not good grades and all that stuff.	1:14:02	1:14:05
What is important is that you have a good heart	1:14:05	1:14:07
and you've got a great heart.	1:14:07	1:14:11
Oh!	1:14:13	1:14:16
Ohhh!	1:14:16	1:14:18
Mum, my hand. I think it's going to snap.	1:14:18	1:14:21
Oh... Ooh!	1:14:24	1:14:27
# I just want to hear Santa say	1:14:27	1:14:30
# "Go, Rudolph, tonight...	1:14:30	1:14:33
-HOARSE VOICE: -# "Tonight..."	1:14:34	1:14:36
Did he just lose his voice?	1:14:36	1:14:39
I thought so. My Rudolph has lost his voice.	1:14:39	1:14:42
What am I going to do now?	1:14:42	1:14:44
You're exactly right, this show is a disaster.	1:14:44	1:14:46
Oh, if only Hank were here!	1:14:46	1:14:48
Not a thing I expected to hear from a teacher.	1:14:48	1:14:51
Or anyone, ever.	1:14:51	1:14:53
Mum's having the baby!	1:14:54	1:14:56
Excuse me. Excuse me, I know this is not the time.	1:14:56	1:15:00
-Where is Hank? -Helping deliver the baby!	1:15:00	1:15:03
Well, as far as excuses go, that's not a bad one.	1:15:05	1:15:07
Oh!	1:15:07	1:15:09
Close your eyes.	1:15:09	1:15:11
Now is not the time for a nap, Hank.	1:15:13	1:15:15
It's a trick that Hayden taught me. You close your eyes	1:15:15	1:15:17
and imagine that you're in a place that makes you happy.	1:15:17	1:15:19
I'm in hospital, surrounded by machines. Nothing can change that.	1:15:19	1:15:25
Please, Mum.	1:15:25	1:15:26
OK.	1:15:28	1:15:30
Imagine the flat.	1:15:30	1:15:33
Cushions on the sofa, trophies on the book shelf.	1:15:33	1:15:36
Gherkin jar in the kitchen.	1:15:36	1:15:38
Um, can you make that pickled chillies,	1:15:38	1:15:40
cos I'm liking them now.	1:15:40	1:15:42
-Don't get distracted, Mum. -OK.	1:15:42	1:15:44
Now, imagine that you're in the birthing pool.	1:15:44	1:15:46
The water is lovely and warm.	1:15:46	1:15:48
Dad's standing by your side, holding your hand.	1:15:48	1:15:51
Yes, I can see him!	1:15:51	1:15:53
You are doing great, love.	1:15:59	1:16:00
I am so proud of you!	1:16:00	1:16:02
Keep breathing.	1:16:03	1:16:04
Big breaths. Through the nose.	1:16:04	1:16:07
Oh, that chilli smells good!	1:16:09	1:16:10
Now, we really need you to start pushing now, OK?	1:16:10	1:16:14
-OK. -OK. Now, you're heading for the home straight, OK?	1:16:14	1:16:16
The finish line is in sight. The crowd are going wild!	1:16:16	1:16:18
No. No, no, no sport stuff now.	1:16:18	1:16:21
Got it. OK.	1:16:21	1:16:22
One big, last push.	1:16:22	1:16:24
-SHE GROANS -You can do it!	1:16:24	1:16:25
-BABY CRIES -Go!	1:16:25	1:16:28
Oh, wow!	1:16:34	1:16:36
Look, isn't he gorgeous?	1:16:36	1:16:40
My two lovely boys.	1:16:40	1:16:42
Oh, che bello bambino...	1:16:48	1:16:52
Oh, he is beautiful, love!	1:16:54	1:16:56
I am so sorry I wasn't with you.	1:16:57	1:16:59
Well, you were,	1:17:00	1:17:03
-thanks to Hank. -I'm so glad you're here!	1:17:03	1:17:07
But we do need to talk about the importance	1:17:07	1:17:09
of sticking to timetables!	1:17:09	1:17:11
Hey, if you hurry, you can still make it back to school	1:17:11	1:17:13
before curtain up.	1:17:13	1:17:15
But I'm not in the show any more.	1:17:15	1:17:16
Well, you are now.	1:17:16	1:17:18
We're just heading to the airport now.	1:17:23	1:17:25
Well, as soon as we're wheels down in Tokyo,	1:17:25	1:17:27
let's talk turkey on those extra dates in Sydney.	1:17:27	1:17:29
I want top dollar, Brett, OK?	1:17:29	1:17:31
Don't you lowball me.	1:17:31	1:17:32
Come on, darling. Let's hustle, we've got a plane to catch.	1:17:32	1:17:35
I said come on.	1:17:37	1:17:39
Like NOW!	1:17:39	1:17:40
What do you mean Hayden Chase isn't coming?	1:17:50	1:17:52
She had no choice, she had to go to Japan.	1:17:52	1:17:54
-Man, it would have been great to sing with her. -And get a selfie.	1:17:54	1:17:57
What?	1:17:58	1:17:59
I had 5,000 of these printed!	1:17:59	1:18:01
The audience are expecting Hayden Chase!	1:18:01	1:18:04
The inspectors have arrived, I've shown them to their seats.	1:18:04	1:18:08
They can't see this! I'll lose my job.	1:18:08	1:18:10
OK. We must empty the hall!	1:18:10	1:18:12
But how? What if we had a sudden fire?	1:18:12	1:18:16
Oh, no, you don't. The show must go on.	1:18:17	1:18:20
Never admit defeat.	1:18:20	1:18:23
THEY LAUGH	1:18:24	1:18:26
The show must go on.	1:18:28	1:18:30
How about here? Can you see the stage OK?	1:18:33	1:18:36
Er, the cravings are supposed to stop	1:18:37	1:18:39
after the baby's born, you know.	1:18:39	1:18:41
Just shush and zoom in on the stage.	1:18:41	1:18:43
APPLAUSE	1:18:43	1:18:46
Welcome to Westbrook Academy.	1:18:46	1:18:49
We are delighted to have you here with us,	1:18:49	1:18:52
within these hallowed halls of learning,	1:18:52	1:18:54
where education is the name and excellence is the game!	1:18:54	1:18:59
Christmas is a time for love, peace and understanding.	1:18:59	1:19:05
Definitely not a time for throwing things at headmasters.	1:19:05	1:19:09
And, on an unrelated matter,	1:19:09	1:19:11
Hayden Chase will not be appearing tonight...	1:19:11	1:19:13
BOOING	1:19:13	1:19:15
And another tiny cast change.	1:19:15	1:19:17
The hugely talented lead Nick McKelty has lost his voice	1:19:17	1:19:21
and will be replaced by the marginally talented Hank Zipzer.	1:19:21	1:19:26
-Stalker! -Stalker!	1:19:26	1:19:31
Hank and Hayden ARE friends!	1:19:31	1:19:32
She's eaten at my deli.	1:19:32	1:19:34
-Yeah. -The Spicy Salami.	1:19:34	1:19:37
It's very good. Two-for-one lunch deals!	1:19:37	1:19:41
JEERING	1:19:41	1:19:42
So, without further ado, sit back and enjoy.	1:19:42	1:19:47
Enjoy the very first and possibly the very last performance	1:19:47	1:19:52
of Rudolph The Rock 'N' Roll Reindeer.	1:19:52	1:19:54
Be aware, no refunds will be admitted.	1:19:54	1:19:57
-BOOING AND JEERING -No throwing things!	1:19:57	1:20:00
No... I'm the headmaster!	1:20:00	1:20:03
-Good luck, Rudolph. -You can do this.	1:20:13	1:20:16
No, I can't.	1:20:16	1:20:17
Hold it.	1:20:19	1:20:21
Kids...	1:20:21	1:20:22
You know, I don't care that much about my musical.	1:20:24	1:20:26
What I care about is that you're willing to walk out	1:20:26	1:20:28
because of those people out there?	1:20:28	1:20:29
You're Hank Zipzer, right?	1:20:31	1:20:32
You're made of stronger stuff, right?	1:20:32	1:20:34
The answer to that question is yes.	1:20:34	1:20:37
So, here is the question you've got to answer for yourself.	1:20:37	1:20:40
Are you a reindeer that ROCKS?	1:20:40	1:20:42
Or are you a reindeer that rolls?	1:20:42	1:20:45
BOOING AND JEERING	1:20:48	1:20:53
Get off!	1:20:53	1:20:54
Why doesn't he speak?	1:21:02	1:21:04
Come on, Hank. You can do it!	1:21:05	1:21:08
-Get off! -Get off!	1:21:08	1:21:10
Shut up and let him sing!	1:21:10	1:21:13
I take it back, none of you are welcome at my deli!	1:21:13	1:21:16
BOOING AND JEERING	1:21:16	1:21:18
Room for one more elf?	1:21:38	1:21:39
CHEERING	1:21:39	1:21:42
It's Hayden Chase!	1:21:51	1:21:52
What are you doing here?	1:22:04	1:22:05
-I wanted to see you again. -What about your tour?	1:22:05	1:22:08
-What tour? -Hey!	1:22:08	1:22:10
Get away from that loser!	1:22:10	1:22:14
He's not a loser.	1:22:14	1:22:15
We don't like her, she is not a nice lady.	1:22:15	1:22:19
You're getting in that car	1:22:19	1:22:20
and you're getting on that plane to Tokyo.	1:22:20	1:22:22
No, Tammy. I'm going to the airport	1:22:22	1:22:24
and getting on a plane to go home for Christmas.	1:22:24	1:22:26
I built you up from nothing.	1:22:26	1:22:28
You're no-one without me.	1:22:28	1:22:30
You do as I say or I will destroy you.	1:22:30	1:22:32
Remember me? I work for Miss Chase now.	1:22:33	1:22:36
-You're fired. -Stings, doesn't it?	1:22:38	1:22:41
Get your dirty hands...!	1:22:41	1:22:43
CHEERING	1:22:43	1:22:46
Yes! Haha, who's the loser now, missy?	1:22:46	1:22:49
Say bye-bye to the nasty lady.	1:22:49	1:22:51
These are my best friends, they're big fans.	1:22:58	1:23:00
Hello? Are we doing the show or what?	1:23:05	1:23:08
-Are you ready? -Where's the mistletoe when you need it?	1:23:08	1:23:11
Happy Christmas, Hank Zipzer.	1:23:14	1:23:16
That's my boy!	1:23:20	1:23:21
Look, that's your big brother. Isn't he amazing?	1:23:29	1:23:32
# Snow is falling Sleigh bells ring	1:23:34	1:23:37
# Christmas Eve and children sing	1:23:37	1:23:40
# I should feel joy, but not tonight	1:23:40	1:23:44
# Cos you're not here and that ain't right	1:23:44	1:23:47
# We were king and queen of prom	1:23:49	1:23:52
# My first love, where have you gone?	1:23:52	1:23:55
# I held you close here in my heart	1:23:55	1:23:59
# It was always you right from the start	1:23:59	1:24:02
# I've hung my stocking, made my list	1:24:02	1:24:05
# Hoping Santa hears my wish	1:24:05	1:24:09
# Snow falling from above	1:24:09	1:24:12
# Far from the one I love	1:24:12	1:24:15
# All I need to make it right	1:24:15	1:24:18
# Is to see your face tonight	1:24:18	1:24:22
# The fire's warm, but I feel cold	1:24:22	1:24:25
# Without your hand to hold	1:24:25	1:24:28
# Won't you grant my wish tonight	1:24:28	1:24:32
# And come on home this Christmas time?	1:24:32	1:24:37
# Choirs sing and snowball fights	1:24:41	1:24:45
# Mistletoe and fairy lights	1:24:45	1:24:49
# I would give up all of these	1:24:49	1:24:51
# I'd even give up Christmas trees	1:24:51	1:24:54
# I've hung my stocking, made my list	1:24:54	1:24:58
# Hoping Santa hears my wish	1:24:58	1:25:01
# Snow falling from above	1:25:01	1:25:05
# Far from the one I love	1:25:05	1:25:08
# All I need to make it right	1:25:08	1:25:11
# Is to see your face tonight	1:25:11	1:25:15
# Fire's warm, but I feel cold	1:25:15	1:25:18
# Without your hand to hold	1:25:18	1:25:21
# Won't you grant my wish tonight	1:25:21	1:25:25
# And come on home this Christmas time?	1:25:25	1:25:30
# I can't forget, I can't move on	1:25:32	1:25:36
# I know for sure you are the one	1:25:39	1:25:44
# Hometown boy, it's now or never	1:25:44	1:25:48
# Make this Christmas last forevermore	1:25:48	1:25:54
# Fire's warm, but I feel cold	1:26:08	1:26:11
# Without your hand to hold	1:26:11	1:26:14
# Won't you grant my wish tonight	1:26:14	1:26:18
# And come on home this Christmas time?	1:26:18	1:26:24
# So come on home this Christmas time. #	1:26:24	1:26:31
# I'm flying round the world, singing my songs	1:26:40	1:26:44
# Spreading the joy and righting the wrongs	1:26:44	1:26:48
# A reindeer that rocks is nothing to fear	1:26:48	1:26:51
# I light up the night with joy and good cheer	1:26:51	1:26:55
# I never get picked for the sleigh ride team	1:26:55	1:26:59
# So seeing the world is forever my dream	1:26:59	1:27:03
# Go, Dancer! Go, Prancer!	1:27:03	1:27:05
# Go, Dasher! Go, Vixen!	1:27:05	1:27:07
# Go, Comet! Go, Cupid!	1:27:07	1:27:08
# Go, Donner! Go, Blixen!	1:27:08	1:27:11
# Just once, I want to hear Santa say	1:27:11	1:27:14
# "Go, Rudolph!	1:27:14	1:27:15
# "Tonight, you can guide the sleigh!" #	1:27:15	1:27:19
This time, it's you!	1:27:21	1:27:23
THEY CHEER	1:27:26	1:27:29

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