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Hospital

Zig and Zag report back to Zog about hospitals and explain that's where humans go to get fixed by nice people called doctors.


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-Calling Zog, calling Zog!

-Zog!

-Zig, were you going to hospital?

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Sounds like a great place to relax, people bring you pressies,

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cards, balloons, and you get your dinner in bed and your lunch

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and your breakfast and your dinner!

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I don't think hospitals are for hanging out,

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they are for earthlings who are sick.

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And they've got jelly and ice cream.

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You know, I'm glad you mentioned hospitals as that's what

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we're talking about on this Zogcast.

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Mackerel flavoured jelly and ice cream! Why go to a hospital?

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Because that's where humans get sick.

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-So, it's like a garage for people?

-Yep.

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-Oh, can you get your oil changed there?

-Suppose.

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-Oh! A new tie?

-Sure!

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In fact most broken parts of a human engine can get mended in a hospital.

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-Cool!

-There are some very special earthlings to help you get

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better called, "doctors".

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They wear white coats to stop their clothes getting covered in

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-ice cream and jelly.

-Yes!

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-Another important person is a nurse.

-The "N" stands for "Nice".

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The "U" stands for "You," cos they look after you.

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The "R" stands for "Ready for anything".

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The "S" stands for "Super"!

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And finally, the "E" stands for "Edam,"

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a type of cheese that all nurses love to eat.

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Why do doctors always ask you to say, "Ahh..."?

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-That's to check whether or not you're a zombie.

-Wow!

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Cos, you know, if you're a zombie, you're beyond fixing, bro.

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THEY MOAN

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Of course, hospitals weren't originally for humans at all.

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Really?

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Yeah, they were for horses only, that's where the name came from.

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-Horsepitals.

-Are you sure?

-Neigh. I mean, "Yea!" I mean, neigh-be.

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The good things about hospitals is they're the best place to go

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when you're sick on earth so if I ever get sick I won't mind

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going to hospital. ZIG SCREAMS

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-Ah! What is it?

-You've got big green spots all over you!

-Oh...

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They're my alien freckles! My zeckles!

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They've got mackerel flavoured jelly and ice cream and we can eat

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-it in bed.

-Oh. Now that you say it, I am feeling a bit poorly...

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-Should I call you an ambulance?

-Yes.

-CALL AN AMBULANCE!

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So, there you go, Zogcast fans.

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All you need to know about hospitals.

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Zig and Zag signing off, but remember Zoglings,

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if you're in hospital... BOTH: Get well soon! Zog you later!

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-WHISPERING:

-Zogcast.

-Zogcast.

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-Zogast.

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BOTH: Zogcast!

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Zig and Zag report back to Zog about hospitals and explain that's where humans go to get fixed by nice people called doctors.