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-Calling Zog, calling Zog! -Zog! -Zig, were you going to hospital? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
Sounds like a great place to relax, people bring you pressies, | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
cards, balloons, and you get your dinner in bed and your lunch | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
and your breakfast and your dinner! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
I don't think hospitals are for hanging out, | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
they are for earthlings who are sick. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
And they've got jelly and ice cream. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
You know, I'm glad you mentioned hospitals as that's what | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
we're talking about on this Zogcast. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Mackerel flavoured jelly and ice cream! Why go to a hospital? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Because that's where humans get sick. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
-So, it's like a garage for people? -Yep. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
-Oh, can you get your oil changed there? -Suppose. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
-Oh! A new tie? -Sure! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
In fact most broken parts of a human engine can get mended in a hospital. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
-Cool! -There are some very special earthlings to help you get | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
better called, "doctors". | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
They wear white coats to stop their clothes getting covered in | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
-ice cream and jelly. -Yes! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
-Another important person is a nurse. -The "N" stands for "Nice". | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
The "U" stands for "You," cos they look after you. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
The "R" stands for "Ready for anything". | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
The "S" stands for "Super"! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
And finally, the "E" stands for "Edam," | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
a type of cheese that all nurses love to eat. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Why do doctors always ask you to say, "Ahh..."? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
-That's to check whether or not you're a zombie. -Wow! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Cos, you know, if you're a zombie, you're beyond fixing, bro. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
THEY MOAN | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Of course, hospitals weren't originally for humans at all. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Really? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
Yeah, they were for horses only, that's where the name came from. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
-Horsepitals. -Are you sure? -Neigh. I mean, "Yea!" I mean, neigh-be. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
The good things about hospitals is they're the best place to go | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
when you're sick on earth so if I ever get sick I won't mind | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
going to hospital. ZIG SCREAMS | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
-Ah! What is it? -You've got big green spots all over you! -Oh... | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
They're my alien freckles! My zeckles! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
They've got mackerel flavoured jelly and ice cream and we can eat | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
-it in bed. -Oh. Now that you say it, I am feeling a bit poorly... | 0:01:44 | 0:01:49 | |
-Should I call you an ambulance? -Yes. -CALL AN AMBULANCE! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
So, there you go, Zogcast fans. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
All you need to know about hospitals. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Zig and Zag signing off, but remember Zoglings, | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
if you're in hospital... BOTH: Get well soon! Zog you later! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
-WHISPERING: -Zogcast. -Zogcast. -Zogcast. -Zogast. -Zogcast. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
BOTH: Zogcast! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 |
