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Calling Zog. Calling Zog.

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Nice one, bro, cos on today's Zog Cast we talk about robots.

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-IN ROBOTIC VOICE: Robots.

-You can stop that now, Zig.

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I am not Zig. I am Robot Zig.

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Let's see if Robot Zig's tickle circuits are working correctly.

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-NORMAL VOICE: Tickle circuits?

-Oh, tickle circuits!

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Hey, Zag, wouldn't it be cool to have your own robot

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cos they could do all the stuff you don't like doing and stuff?

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That's why robots are going to change the world.

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They can work in places that people can't.

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Outer space, the bottom of the ocean, inside volcanoes.

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There are even tiny robots that can operate inside you.

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Oi, Microbots, stay away from the pizza I just ate!

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GURGLING There's no need to be rude about it.

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There's amazing robot tech that can help people in need.

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Is there a robot that would eat your broccoli for you?

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-A ro-broccoli-bot?

-Is there a robot that could find your missing socks?

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You mean you've never heard of a sock-bot?

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Is there a robot that could take the onions out of your sandwich?

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A shallot-not-bot.

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-Yeah!

-No. Things aren't at that level of serious robot building yet.

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What do you get if you cross a farmer with a robot?

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-Don't know.

-A transformer.

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Get it?

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What did the first-ever robot do?

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It rowed a boat. That's where the name robot came from.

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-A row boat.

-Really?

-Yeah. Maybe.

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You see, the captain of the Oxford rowing team in 1883

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was so desperate to beat Cambridge in the famous rowing race

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that he and his brainy team-mates created a robot rowing machine

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that they attached to the bottom of the boat

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to give them that extra rowability.

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-Did they win?

-Well, yes and no.

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They won the race but they couldn't stop the robot row boat.

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It just kept rowing all the way out to sea

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and that's where the famous song came from.

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# Row, row, row your bot Gently down the stream

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# Then scarily, scarily scarily, scarily

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# Floating out to sea. #

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-What's a robot's favourite food?

-I don't know.

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Microchips. Get it?

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Of course, it's well known that the single greatest contribution

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that robots have made to mankind is...

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BOTH: Robotic dancing.

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Zig and Zog signing off.

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We'll be back super shortly with another Zog Cast.

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Zog you later.

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Zog Cast!

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