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Come closer! I won't do anything! I promise. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
'I moved back from Tonga because I was too naughty.' | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
This programme contains adult humour and very strong language. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Jonah is like a fucking idiot. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
-See you, Tonga! -He said, "Get fucked." | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
'Now I am in Year 9 at Holy Cross Catholic High School.' | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
-You just called me a ranga man. -Well, you are one. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
Get out, rangas, you fuck... | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
'I am in a crew called Fobba-liscious, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
'which means we are good-looking and we are fobs.' | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
-Could you straighten my rat's tail? -Your work is incomplete, Jonah. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
Your dick's incomplete! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
'All us boys are in Lazarus House.' | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
You're too fucking slow, mate. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
'It is for behavioural kids that need extra attention.' | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Sir, my shit wouldn't fit in this pipe. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
'Our teacher, Mr Joseph, is a legend!' | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Shut the fuck up! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
I am the adult here, and I will fucking swear, if I choose to swear. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Go marry my dick, sir. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
'I used to be really naughty and always getting in trouble.' | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
-You guys like cameras? -Can we keep this? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
'But now I'm good | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
'and with my Takalua tattoo and my mum watching over me from heaven, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
'I'm going to be good at school, | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
'get into uni be rich and successful.' | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-Go to bed, shit for brains. -Go to bed, fat for brains! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
We find that the involvement of the older students really enriches | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
the learning experience for the Year 7s and boosts their confidence. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
Jonah, you'll be working with your actual little brother, | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
so that's wonderful. So again, thank you all for coming | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
and I look forward to reading buddies this afternoon. Thank you. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
-You're going to teach your little brother everything? -Yes. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
-And not fuck around? Not be a little shithead for once? -Maybe. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
-What period's afterwards? -I don't know. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Miss, what period's afterwards? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
First period after lunch, I've already told Mr Joseph. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Well, fuck that, I will miss design. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
-Watch your language in here, thank you. -Sorry, miss. Love you, miss. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
-Are you going to be good? -I'm always good. -You're always a fuckwit. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
-I'm not. -Yes, you are. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
-You are. You can marry my dick. -You want me to smack you, arsehole? -No. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:26 | |
-You want to be cheeky? -No. -Jonah, look at me. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
-You've got to teach your brother what to do. -I will. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-Not what you want to do. -I will. Sorry. -You had better be. -Sorry! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
-I'm going to be good. -You'd better be good. -Go to work. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
-Or I'm going to smack you. -Go away. -Don't talk to me like that. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
-Don't talk to my dick like that. -Don't talk to me like that. Little shit. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
-Little homo. -I say what? -Nothing. -I said what? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-I just said... -Are you trying to be a smartarse? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
-Going to be a smartarse? -I said, go home now. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
-Is that what you're going to teach him? -I said... -Stop that. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Don't you touch me. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
You thought I said "little homo", I said, "Go home now." | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-I was telling you to go home. Relax. -Don't make me come back. -Chill out. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
-Don't make me come back. -Chill, Dad. -Stupid little shit. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Love you, Aunty. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-Love you, Aunty. -Be a good boy, Jonah. Love you, Moses. -Bye, Aunty. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
-So many rangas in your year. -Yeah, I know. There are heaps. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
-I want to get rid of them all. -Same. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
-Graydon's little brother looks like a homo. -He is one. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Why do you think his mum hasn't got red hair? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
I don't know. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Maybe she was drinking too much Fanta when they were in her stomach. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
So we'll be filming you right now, sir. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
-Come here. Why are you so late? -I had to do a shit, sir. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
-Jonah, that's sick! -Come on, get over here now. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
'Well, they are teenage boys. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
'The decision-making part of their brain hasn't fully developed, | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
'so it's why they do such fucked-up things sometimes.' | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
What I've been made aware of just now could probably only be | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
described as the work of morons. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
That's us! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Well, since Jonah came along, he's 100% | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
led some of these boys astray. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
They're doing some pretty stupid things since he came along. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
We've got Fobba-liscious bully video 1. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Fobba-liscious bully video 2. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
-See number 2, that's way better than number 1. -Number 2, sir. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
-Number 2! That's a mean one. -There's more. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
"Jonah makes Year 7 homo eat dog shit." | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
I didn't make him eat it, sir, I just made him taste it. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
And you are filming all this with this fucking thing on your head? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-Yes, sir. We call it our bully cam. -Bully cam. There's more, sir. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
I don't want to know about any more. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
I'm still trying to get my head around this fucking shit. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
You should watch this one. Scroll down to it, sir. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
-That one there. If you've got to watch one, you watch that one. -Yes. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
We get to spin him around and then he runs, and then he spews after. Yeah. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
-Yes. Fobba-liscious bully video with spew. -Get out! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
I just had a kid's dad on the phone, and he wants some action! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Now, he gets the cops involved, we're all fucked. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
'My situation is that the principal of Holy Cross | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
'isn't exactly a fan of mine.' | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
The truth is, he wants Laz House shut down | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
and this lot integrated back into the mainstream classes. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
We all know that's going to end badly. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
So when they go doing shit like this, you can see my dilemma. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
We are trying to be YouTube sensations, sir. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
-You can get money out of this. -We want to be popular, sir. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Tell the kid's dad that his kid might get famous from that. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
-Get a lot of money. -I will fucking punch you, mate. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
I will fucking whack you, you know I will. Just stop bullying young kids. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
The kid that we did the dog shit to, he was picking on Moses. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
The whole lot of you will end up in fucking juvie, believe it, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
I've seen it all before. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
You can't go to juvie for being bullies. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
-You are a legal expert, are you? -You've got to break the law. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
-You've got to stab someone. -You can't even spell fucking "legal". | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
-He can. -Spell "legal"! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
-Fuck off. -Right. I want you to do me a favour. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-We don't want to do anything. -I haven't said anything yet. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
-Just shut the fuck up... -All your favours are gay. -Right. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Right, there's a new youth worker at school. He's a fob. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:15 | |
He is a bit of a poofter, but he's into singing and dancing | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
and shit and I figure you lot would like him. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
-Your mum's going to like him. And your dad. -Sounds gay, sir. -Here's... | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
He is OK, I spoke to him. He's not too bad. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-Anyway... -Why don't you marry him, then? -Yes. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-Will you shut the fuck up! -I don't want to do... | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
-Just let me finish. -Let the poofter... -I've told him about you. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
Anyway, he reckons, with a bit of counselling, he can | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
probably sort you lot out. I fucking doubt that. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
-We don't want to do it, sir. Sounds gay. -Give me something, | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
anything, that I can give this kid's dad. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
Attitude. Shake. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Nice. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Good stuff. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Not doing it. It's gay. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Boys in the house! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Shut up! Shut up! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
-Not doing that shit, sir. No way. -All that hip-shaking. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
What the hell is it? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
-What have you got down your pants? -I've got a stiffie over you, sir. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
-Get it out. -He wants me to get it out! I'm too young for you, sir. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Hey, boys. Come join in, see if you can pick it up. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Grab a spot at the back. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-We're not going to. -Join in. -No way, he is a fuck bandit. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
-Not going to happen, sir. -Not going to do it. You do it. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Are you such pussies that you do everything Jonah says? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
-That's not the dancing we do. That's homo dancing. -Listen to me, right? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
I didn't walk all the fucking way down here | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
with rheumatoid arthritis in my left knee | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
to watch you faggots standing round. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
This bloke is new at the school, so show him some fucking respect. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
And get the fuck in there and do some... | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-Fuck off, sir. -Get the fuck in there. Get the fuck in there. Do it. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:11 | |
You've got to do it, boys. We're doing it, sir. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
-We're doing it, sir. For you. -Got to do it, boys. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
Fuck me. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
Touch your head! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
-I touch your face. -Six, seven...and... | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Relax. Good stuff, guys. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Awesome work. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
Hey, listen - the Feel The Beat dance and talent competition | 0:08:42 | 0:08:48 | |
is open to small groups of three to ten. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
And I see some great potential here, guys. My name is Kool Kris. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
I am a youth worker and I'm taking over pastoral care. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
I just got here at Holy Cross. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Obviously, I am a pretty kick-arse hip-hop dancer. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
So come and see me and get involved and make a difference in your lives. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
All right, guys. Kool Kris signing out. Peace. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-APPLAUSE Kool Kris! -Kool Kris. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
-Hey, Mr Homie. -That's not my name. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
-My Heavy. -That's not my name. My name is Mr Fonua. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
-People call me Kool Kris. KK. -Yeah, you a full Catholic? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
-Yeah, yeah. I am a devoted Catholic. -Holy shit! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
So no sex for you, sir? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
No, I will wait for that connection till I marry. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
-What about dickie? -Dickie, dickie, dickie. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Listen, guys. We can talk about the Bible and the Catholic Church any time you want. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Do you give it a tug every now and then, sir? Yeah, you do. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:47 | |
You are breaking the rules of the Bible. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Ah, so you're the tough guy, eh, Jonah? Leader of the gang. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
-Mr Joseph told me about you. -I am the leader of the gang! -Jonah. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
It's not a gang, anyway, sir. It's just a crew. Fobba-liscious. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
OK, cool. Fobba-liscious. Well, look. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
I want to offer you something that you might find tough to say yes to. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
I want you guys to come see me, have a chat as a group. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
-OK? Just air some issues that you might have with the school. Just you guys, me... -I'm not doing that. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:12 | |
-Well, maybe we can just build a relationship. -A relationship! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-We don't want babies! We don't want a relationship! -Not that kind of relationship. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
-More like a friendship. -That's even more gay! -We're not interested, sir. We don't need to talk to you. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:24 | |
Have a think. Get back to me. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
-We don't want to talk to you about anything, sir. -All right. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
You don't need to call me "sir". Just call me Kool Kris. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
-Why do they call you Kool Kris? You are not that cool. -Yes! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
-You are not that cool. -I'm not going to give up on you. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
I'll see you guys for the Legit Crew dance demo at recess. I organised it. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
I look forward to not going to that. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
-See you, guys. -Yes, sir. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
Mary! Mary! Buddy! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
-Buddy? -What? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
You know you're standing next to someone with Fanta pubes? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
You're funny. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
-Jonah, Melody is looking over. -Because she wants to suck my dick! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:37 | |
Melody! Melody! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Melody, here! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
-What are you doing? -Nothing. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
-Going bowling on Saturday? -Maybe. -Jonah, she's your cousin. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
-I don't even care. She's hot. -That is disgusting. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
I have seen her in the buff, when we were little. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
-Seriously? -She my saw dick. -How small was it? -Holy Cross! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
-How's it going? -CHEERING | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
Any guys out there fancy themselves a dancer, any of you guys a B-boy? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
-He's calling you, go on! -Anyone into that? -Please, don't. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
Jonah Takalua, he reckons he's best in the school, eh? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
-For the boys. -For the boys. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Young man, show us some moves. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
You suck! Hit me. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Get Fanta boy after. We'll get him after. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
-I can't believe I'm related to you. -You seriously think you're good? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
Fucking embarrassing, man. You're so bad. You can't dance for shit. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
-That is not my brother. -Shut the fuck up. -You shut up. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Fuck you! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
-I'm going to beat the shit out of you. -Come over here. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Yeah, I'll fucking smash you! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
Check yourselves, boys, yeah. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
-Fuck you! -Fucking with his knees, and stuff. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Such a dickhead. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
-Going to fucking smash you. -Try me. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
MUSIC ENDS | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
CHEERING | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
-Fucking homos. I hate fucking rangas. -We will get them back. Don't worry. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:57 | |
-Graydon's a fucking... -You did well, Jonah. You were the best. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
I don't fucking care. I'm going to get that cunt back. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Yeah, you've got to get him back, Jonah. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
He's going to pay for bagging me. Get out, you fucking homo. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
You are not allowed in here! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Listen, guys, I just wanted to say, incredible dancing out there. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
Don't worry about the haters, I thought you did really well, guys. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
-What's wrong with you, sir? Are you gay or what? -No, no. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
-I just wanted to... -Get out. What the fuck, sir? I'm reporting you. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
You're going to get sacked for coming in here. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
OK, I know you're angry, and I heard what that Year 12 guy said, | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
totally uncalled for. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
but my advice is, don't retaliate. Be the bigger man. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
Kris, get the fuck out of here. I don't care what you have to say. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
-Go fucking pray, or some shit. -All right. -Stop being a fucking gaylord. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
-All right, OK. -Stop perving on us. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
-Stupid faggot. -He's a f-ing homo. -I fucking hate that guy. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
-He was trying to check my dick out. -How are we going to get Graydon back? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
I don't know. Got to do something. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
We could do peep on. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
-I've got water balloons in my locker. -Yes, that would be good. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
-I could dag him in front of everyone? -No, I don't want to see his ranga butt. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
We've got to think of something good, boys. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Something that's really going to piss him off. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
-I want to do this. -Can't touch it. What is it? -Don't know. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
Shit. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
It's working, boys. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
-It is full-on like on fire. -It's melting. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
-Miss Hunt, Miss Hunt! -Fuck, fuck. -What are you boys up to? -Nothing. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
-Metalwork. -Yeah. -And Mr Joseph knows about this? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:30 | |
-Yeah. -Sure does, miss. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
-Give me a hug, miss. -OK. -I love you, miss. -OK. Thanks, Jonah. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
All right. I'll see you boys last period. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
Look forward to seeing you this afternoon, miss. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
-I like your skirt, miss. Very slimming on you. -I love you, miss. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Keep going, keep going. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
She thinks we're up to something. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
-Look who it is. -He's coming, he's coming! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
-He's coming! -Let's get him. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
What happened? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
-I'm going straight to the principal with this shit, mate. You're fucked. -Didn't do anything. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
Yeah, maybe it was really hot today and it melted. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
-You're fucked. -Maybe it was your ranga head that melted it. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
Let him go! Let him go, you fucking ranga! Get off him. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:30 | |
ALL SHOUT AT ONCE | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
He didn't fucking do it! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Sucked in! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
You fucking sickos! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
-Your ranga butt! -You're going down for this shit, mate. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
You're fucked. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
Sir, they've damaged school property, and it's physical abuse. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
I'm a school captain and a Year 12, | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
so I think I should be treated with a bit more respect, yeah? | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
Stop waving your stupid school captain badge in front of my face. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
I'm not interested. It's meaningless. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Now, from all reports, | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
-you're the one that bullied the shit out of Jonah at this school dance thing. -He did, sir. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
If that's the case, you're no better than these fucking idiots! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
I made a simple comment about how he failed at dancing, OK. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
-I'm not a bully. -You obviously hurt his feelings, mate. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
I've told you before, don't mess with these ADD kids. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
-Don't fuck with us. -Now, are you sure that it was Jonah that welded your locker shut? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
-Because you say you didn't, right? -No, I didn't do it, sir. -He didn't. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
-I don't know who did, wasn't me. -He's lying to your face. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
-It's got his pussycat tag right in the front of it. -Bullshit. Shut up, ranga. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
We saw your Fanta pubes anyway, so suck them. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
-LAUGHTER -Sir, can you tell them to stop saying that? It's offending me. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Jonah, shut the fuck up. You obviously did do it. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Listen, seriously, you should know better than to provoke | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
the shit out of a semi-retarded kid like Jonah. Have a look at him. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
-He is clearly a fuckwit. -Yeah, he'll smash you. -I am clearly a fuckwit. Don't fuck with me. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
-My ADD pills make me crazy and I'll fuck you up. -This is too much. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
I'm going to the principal with this. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
-He should be suspended and all these boys. -Sit the fuck down, now. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Sit down! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
I'm the fucking teacher here, I'll sort it out. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
I'll say who goes to what and where and when. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Understand? He comes under my jurisdiction. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
This stops right here, right now. End of story. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Jonah, let's talk about how Graydon made you feel | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
when he made those comments. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
He made me feel like he is a homo, that's it. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
-I don't have time for this shit. Look, you... -Shut up, Krissy. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Go back to your room, Mr Fonua will walk you over there. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Now, I'll sort out these idiots and we'll get your locker fixed. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
-Piss off, ranga. -Yeah, piss off, ranga. See ya! | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
Shut up, shit pants! Why don't you get your teacher to change your dirty nappy? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Try getting your books out of your locker, | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
-because you can't, because it's welded. -Shut up, Fob. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
-At least I CAN read books. -That's enough of the racist thing, mate. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
-Racist?! -You have got a fob youth worker standing right beside you. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
-I think you're outnumbered. -Whatever. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
-Apologise for being racist, ranga. -Why should I apologise? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Why don't you stop damaging school property? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
-Apologise to my dick. -Jonah, you shut the fuck up. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Just sit there and think about your actions. You're a fucking idiot. Ranga, piss off. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
-Sir, you called him a ranga! -You called him a ranga banger. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
Don't try and charm the shit out of me. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
You're giving me a fucking migraine today. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Right, this is what's going to happen. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
You lot are going to get an angle grinder and you're going to fix that locker. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
And for the rest of the week, you're going to stay back after class and work in the horticultural centre. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:30 | |
-Lap that up, sonny boy. -He's a shithead, sir. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
He is a fucking ranga. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Do you want to get suspended? Do you want to go see the principal? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
-Your dick wants to get suspended. -It does, does it? -Yes. Yes, sir. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
-My dick? -Yes, it does! -Move! Do as you're fucking told! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Go on, fast as you can. Go! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
We're going, sir. This is as fast as I can go. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
-Fucking homos. -This is my fastest. -Get the fuck out of the door. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
-Don't molest my arsehole, sir. -Don't touch him, sir. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Sir! | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
That could have gone up my arse! You suck, sir. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
I'm telling the principal. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
And when we fly over, you should get a premium economy. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
I don't need to go premium economy. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Cos I'm really small, so that means I can get a small seat in economy, | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
and you can go first class, which saves us money to spend in America. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
Oh, yeah. And first class is good, | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
cos you get a massage from the ladies, | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
and they're hotter ones. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
In first class, air hostesses - always hotter. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
-On Qantas? -Yeah. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
And in economy, it's shit, | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
because sometimes people die on planes | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
and they put them in a seat next to you, | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
so you gotta sit next to a dead person. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
I don't care! That'd be cool. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Moses and Jonah, am I seeing any actual reading going on | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
or just chatting? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
iPad out and reading, please, Moses. Jonah, you help him. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
-It's already out. -I know. -She's an idiot. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
-This is boring. -Should we sing the song? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
-OK. -Two. -Three. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
-BOTH: -Four. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
# Pretty young girl I want to touch your booby | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
# Island girl Let me touch your booby | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
# Pretty young girl I want to touch... # | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
That's lovely, boys, but this isn't music, it's reading partners. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
How much reading have we done today? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
I suck at reading, miss! I don't want to do it. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
-He sucks too. -All right, well, just see | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
if you can recognise any words for me. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
-Sorry, miss. -Sorry. -We'll start reading, miss. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
Love you, miss. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
-Oi, Poosey! Hey, Poosey! -Fuck off! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
It's Graydon's little brother. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Calls me Poosey just because I pooed my pants the first day of term one. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
Urgh! What stinks? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
Fuck up, ranga! Or I'll bash you. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
You picked on my brother, so I can pick on yours. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
We're going to beat the shit out of you. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
I'm in Year 9. I could take on a Year 7 any day. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
-You want to go back in the locker again? -Oi! Be nice! And no language. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
CHATTER | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
-Oi! Where you lot going? -Back in five or ten minutes, sir. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
Straight to the wash-up area and back. No fucking around. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
We have to go to the beach first, so we might take ages. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
'You can pretty much define the Laz House kids in two categories. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
'You got your dumb and you've got your dumb and annoying.' | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
Jonah is definitely dumb and annoying. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
-KNOCKS ON DOOR -Excuse me, miss. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Er, Mr Joseph needs to see some boys. Er, Graydon's brother. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
-That one. -It's urgent, miss. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
This one here. And that one there. Come with us, boys. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
'I'm in a pretty tricky position at the moment. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
'I need to draw as little attention as possible | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
'to the issues that Jonah's causing. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
'Y'know, obviously I don't want Laz House closed down. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
'I think it does good. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
'But, er, it's going to be pretty difficult to work out.' | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
But slow and steady. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Y'know, we'll get there. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
'I haven't reached my ultimate level of rage yet. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
'When I do, they normally don't fuck with me again.' | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
I don't know your names, but that girl there, that one there. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
-That one. -Erm, him and this kid here. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Get up! Come with us. We got to go, urgently. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
Yeah. Hurry up. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
'I enjoy a challenge. I do. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
'Erm, and I think Jonah from Lazarus House is definitely a challenge | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
'if ever there was one. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
'But, erm, it should be interesting. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
'And Jonah I know...' | 0:23:34 | 0:23:35 | |
can seem pretty full-on, | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
but there's something about him that actually intrigues me. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
'I'm keen to find what that is.' | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
All right, I'm feeling it, guys, some mint dancing going on here. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
'Yeah, I've got a good feeling I'm going to love it here. Y'know? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
'I'm ready to rock it, and, uh, Jonah is going to be my mission.' | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
-I'm going to work that kid up. -'All rangas into the goal.' | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Hurry up, boys! Quickly! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
-Why the fuck are we here? -Don't ask any questions. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
It's a Laz House anger-management task, so you got to do it. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
-Get in. Stay here. -We're allowed to do what we fucking say. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:08 | |
Come here! Come here. Get in. Get in! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Get in! All rangas in. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
OK, tie up the sides, boys. Action! This a Fobba-liscious bully video. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:20 | |
-Fobba-liscious! -This is called the Ranga Round-Up | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
with a Yeah 7 homo eating dog shit. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Where's the dog shit? Give me this. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Graydon's little brother, come here. You're going to eat dog shit. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
SHOUTING | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
-Come here! Take it! -Fuck off! -Eat it! -No! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
-Eat the dog shit. Eat it! -Fuck off! Eat it! -Fuck off! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
Jonah! You fuckin' idiot! | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
-Aw, shit! -Fuck. -Shit! -Fuck! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
-Sorry, sir! It was a joke! -I'll get your arse for this! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
SHOUTING | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
What? Ohhh! That's it! I've had a gutful. I'm calling your father. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
-Don't call my dad, sir! It was a joke! -I'm on the phone. -It's funny! | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
No, you're fucked. I'm going to call him. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
I wouldn't like to be your arse tonight, boy. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Sir, I love you! I love you, sir. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Get your arses over here and help me get them out, | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
you fuckin' idiots. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
-Sir! -Do yourself, sir! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
I love you, sir. Please don't call my dad! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
-Melody! -She likes you. -I wanted to ask you something. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
-Would I be able to papier-mache you? -Why the fuck would you do that? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
Stop trying to touch my boobs! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
-Hey, need any help? -Don't fucking touch! | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Moses is obsessed with the golden bowling ball. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
-You're touching 10,000 dollars. -The prize is a trip to America. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
How do we win it? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
# I want to beat the shit out of every motherfucker who... # | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -BOYS CHEER | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
What did the nun say to the priest? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
-"Shut up." -SHE LAUGHS | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
-I like that one. -Mr Joseph tells me you've been in trouble with the law. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
What's up, fox? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
You want to do something that proves you're real men? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Oh, fuck! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
-Jonah! -Shit, your dad! -What the fuck? -I'm going to smack you. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
I'm going to kick the shit out of you. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 |