Episode 3 Jonah from Tonga


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While grounded, Jonah and the 'Fobba-liscious' boys escape through a window and go bowling.


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'Mr Joseph found out about our YouTube channel of bullying videos.'

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"Fobba-liscious Bully Video 2".

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Fobba-liscious Bully Video with spew.

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The whole lot of you are going to end up in fucking duty.

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'So we had to meet the new school youth worker for counselling.'

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Hey, boys. Join in, see if you can pick it up. Grab a spot at the back.

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'But he was a homo.'

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-Maybe just build a relationship.

-Relationship?! We're not gay, sir!

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'Graydon and the Rangas made fun of my break dancing.'

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Fucking embarrassing, man. You're so bad. Can't dance for shit.

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'So I had to get revenge.'

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Have a look at him. He's clearly a fuckwit.

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-"I'm clearly a fuckwit."

-Shut up, fob. At least I can read books.

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-Oi, that's enough of the racist thing, mate.

-Piss off, ranga.

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'And when Graydon's little brother picked on Moses...'

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-Hey, poozy!

-Fuck off, homo.

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'..I tried to make the best bullying video ever.'

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This is called the ranga round-up, with a Year 7 homo eating dog shit.

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Jonah! You fucking idiot. I'm calling your father.

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Sir, I love you. I love you, sir!

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MUSIC: "Screams From Da Old Plantation" by King Kapisi

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# Fai fai pea, fai fai pea

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# Screams from the old plantation non-stop

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# Fai fai pea, fai fai pea... #

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POP MUSIC ON TV

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JONAH LAUGHS Don't, faggot.

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-Was an accident.

-Dad!

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Don't fucking say anything, or I'll punch you in the vagina.

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'Because of the ranga incident,'

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Mr Joseph told my dad and I got grounded.

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Turn that shit down.

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-How do you turn this shit off?

-Dad, Jonah's being...

-Don't even say it.

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Stop talking. Moses, we've got to get ready for bowling.

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-You're not going anywhere. You're grounded.

-Grounding's for homos.

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-You want a smack as well?

-No.

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-Do something useful with your life!

-Do something useful with your face.

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'My dad, he always wants me to be'

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a priest, or a rugby player, or something good.

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That shit's for homos.

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-What the fuck was that?

-Jonah.

-I didn't do it!

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Look, fuckhead. Stop mucking around with the wall.

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-You want to sit on your arse all day doing nothing?

-No.

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-You're coming to work with me.

-I'm not going to go to work with you!

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I'll get you a uniform, and you're coming to work with me.

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I'm grounded, you can't take me to work. You've got a dick job.

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Hey, go home, he's grounded.

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Listen! Get ready to go to work with me,

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or otherwise your arse is going to get red hot where I smacked it.

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Jonah, are you coming or what? Your dad's mad as fuck.

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He's always mad as fuck.

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Let's get ready, boys. We're going bowling.

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-Go on!

-Shit!

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-Hey, there's Melody.

-Hey, Melody!

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-Melody! What are you doing?

-Hey.

-What do you reckon?

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-THEY JEER

-Take it easy, big boy.

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Woo hoo!

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Melody!

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-Come chill with me over here.

-All right.

-Sorry, girls.

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I'm taking her away.

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-Hey, you're losing.

-Huh?

-You're losing.

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-You're not any better.

-You look hot.

-Thanks.

-Have you eaten much today?

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No, why?

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The food's good here. Hot chips are good.

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Um, I wanted to ask you something.

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-You know that assignment we've got to do in design?

-Yeah?

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Well, would I be able to papier-mache you? Like your body?

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What the fuck? Put papier-mache on me?

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Why the fuck would you want to do that?

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It's a sculpture thing. Miss said we could do them.

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I was going to papier-mache my dick but Miss said no.

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-Um, whatever. But I should get back to the game.

-OK.

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-Thanks for talking to me.

-You do realise we're cousins.

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Yeah, I know. I don't care. Hey, before you go,

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I want to tell you a joke. A bowling joke.

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-No!

-What did the bowling alley do...to my dick.

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"Give me balls!"

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-You're so lame.

-It's a joke, I made it up!

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See you, Melody.

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Hey, Moses. Ask if you can touch it.

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Miss, can he touch the ball?

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Moses is obsessed with the golden bowling ball.

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-You're touching 10,000, Moses.

-Ahhh...

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It's this bowling ball, right, and they keep it on the shelf

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-behind the counter, and it's worth 10,000...

-As if!

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..cos it's made of pure, solid gold.

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-Bull.

-It is! Ask the manager! We asked last time we were here.

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-You speak out of your arse.

-You don't even know!

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Ah, you can feel how expensive it is.

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If it was worth that much, they wouldn't have it on the shelf.

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-That's why they've got security.

-THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

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Oh shit, your dad, Jonah!

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-Jonah! I'm going to smack your arsehole.

-Boys, boys!

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Come over here, you little fuckwit!

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Go down here, go down here!

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If you don't come over here, I'm going to kick the shit out of you.

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Come over here right now!

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-You...

-Come and get us, Dad! Come and get us.

-Yeah? All right!

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Come over here!

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-You're dead, motherfucker!

-Dad! Dad!

-SHOUTING

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Mate, you can't do that here.

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-Stop breaking the rules.

-I'm going to break your dick when we get home.

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Well, yeah, cos you're a homo! Always thought you were one!

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Please put your smocks away, then please tuck your chairs in, guys.

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Hey! Hey! You're ripping, smaller strips.

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How long is this going to take to dry?

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It's really quick. I'm going to use a hairdryer.

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-I've got to do more of this area.

-Stop trying to touch my boobs,

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-you sicko!

-I'm not! This surface needs more work.

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-Just stop, my goodness.

-I can't help it.

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-I've got to do this just one...

-Jonah, stop!

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-I've just got to make it good.

-Jonah, that looks good as.

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-You look hot in newspaper, Melody.

-Hey, Jonah, you need any help?

-No.

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-Don't fucking touch.

-Yeah, fuck off.

-She's my cousin.

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-Yeah, only Jonah can touch me.

-Yeah, only I can touch her.

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We're relations. I'm the artist in this situation.

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-Then stop trying to touch my boobs.

-I'm not! I'm just doing this bit.

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I'm not even touching it, I'm doing the middle bit.

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Where's the snorkel?

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-Put this in your mouth.

-Do I have to do? Really?

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Yeah, cos I've got to do your face. I'm doing the whole thing.

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Feet to face. OK.

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Oh, look! Jonah, that looks like cum!

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-That's what Jonah wants to splat on her face for real.

-Ah, yuck!

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-Come on, pack up, please.

-It's called art, isn't it, Miss?

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Yes, it's a fantastic sculptural form.

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I want you to think about your process diary and your design brief.

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Yeah, I know about it. It's about my culture.

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-It's about Tongan girl shapes and what they mean to me.

-Hmm.

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I'm going to need more of an explanation than that.

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-You need a hug, Miss.

-No, no. No! Jonah, get off!

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-Jonah! Get off, Jonah. Pack up, please.

-Thanks, Miss.

-Pack up.

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OK, girls, plug this in and dry it, and when you've finished drying,

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just lift it off, put it on the table, put my name on it.

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-I'll leave this with you.

-Hey, what's up, Mr Joseph?

-Mr Joseph!

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-Jesus Christ. How did you wangle this?

-It's called art, sir.

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You don't know shit about art. It's a sculpture.

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-Why are you in design for?

-I'm here to escort you little pricks

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over to your first counselling session with Mr Fonua.

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-I figured you'd forget.

-Mr who?!

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We know where to go, sir. You don't need to take us.

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We don't want to hang around with Kool Kris.

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-It was all part of the deal. You're bullies.

-He's a homo!

-You need to learn the error of your ways.

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-Sir, don't take us there. I know where his room is.

-Promise?

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-Yes, sir.

-Yeah! Trust us for once.

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-Well, don't fuck me around. You go straight there, yeah?

-We will, sir.

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-Straight there.

-Go! Go on.

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-See you, sir.

-Straight there!

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Moses, quick! We've got to hide from Kool Kris, the counsellor.

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-When he comes, duck down.

-Quick!

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Down, boys. Get down!

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-Oi, fellas! Come over, let's get started!

-Let's go, boys.

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Get under the table!

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THEY LAUGH

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-Where is he? Where is she?

-Sshhh!

-Shut up!

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-What are you boys doing?

-Oh, shit. Nothing, Miss. What are YOU doing?

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Mr Fonua is looking for you. I've just walked past him.

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Apparently you've got an appointment.

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-We're going, Miss.

-You've got an appointment. Off you go.

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-We're on our way there. We're just stopping out there.

-Off you go.

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Love you, Miss.

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We're going to need to split up, go separate directions,

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if we're going to lose him. Let's do it. Let's split up, boys. Let's go.

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Different directions, boys!

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Sister. I feel sick. I've got like stomach pains or some shit.

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Oh, you poor thing. Come on through.

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We going to the sickbay?

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Well, maybe you need a glass of water, yes?

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Yeah, I might have to lie down too.

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You do feel like you have a temperature.

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A little rest will help make you feel better.

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Have you still got the tummy pains?

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Yeah, I think I might have food poisoning, Sister.

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Um, and my head hurts, too.

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Oh, well rubbing the head a little bit sometimes helps when it's sore.

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-Um, my dick hurts too.

-What?

-Nothing, I'm only joking.

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-Do you feel like you might throw up?

-Nah. Oh, actually, yeah, I might.

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Well, I'm going to leave you to rest for a while. OK?

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-OK.

-I'm only going to be over there, so call me if you need me.

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I don't want you to go, but. You stay, cos I'll be bored.

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-I've got work to do.

-I want to tell you some jokes, Sister. Sit down!

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Sit down. I'll tell you some jokes. Just a couple of jokes.

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-Just come on. You'll like my jokes and shit.

-No, but no swearing.

-OK.

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First joke.

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Um... What did the school say when the teachers didn't come?

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-"You're sacked, so get lost."

-Oh, that's silly.

-It's not a swear word.

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Um...

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What did the nun say to the priest? "Shut up."

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-SHE LAUGHS

-I don't know why, but I like that one.

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Um, what did the old lady say to her face?

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-"Shut your face, nun head."

-Oh, I don't like that one.

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I was just being silly. I wasn't being mean, Sister.

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-Can I do some rapping? Like freestyle rapping?

-Well, all right.

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But if that phone rings, I've got to get it.

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Can you beatbox? No?

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Um, OK.

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It's about Holy Cross.

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-HE RAPS:

-I like Holy Cross The teachers get cross

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Cross the road Jesus on the cross

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-You are a nun You look quite good in your hood

-SHE LAUGHS

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How many nuns do you meet in your life? Probably none... Get it?

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-SHE LAUGHS

-I like the nun bit, yeah. I do like the none bit.

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-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Sister, we feel a bit sick.

-Yeah.

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What, all of you? Did you all eat the same thing?

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-Yeah, I think its the flu or something.

-Oh, my goodness.

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Sister thinks we might have food poisoning, boys. From the tuck shop.

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I haven't got enough beds for all of you,

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so you'd better just hop onto Jonah's bed and have a rest.

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-Come on, boys. We'll share it up. Thanks, Sister.

-Thanks, Sister.

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Thanks for looking after us. We'll just chill here.

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We'll let you know if anything bad happens, any medical emergencies.

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-Yeah.

-I'll come back and check on you later.

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Hopefully we don't have heart attacks.

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She fell for it.

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THEY ALL SING: # You're my island girl

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# Let's be together forever I'm your island boy

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# I kill a horse for you

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# And we can lead it together... #

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-JONAH RAPS:

-Yeah, yeah

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Hey, all the girls,

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I want to suck on your tits so come here

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Yeah!

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Take your clo... And let's get... I promise it won't hurt...

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-Oh, here we are, boys.

-We're sick, sir.

-You don't sound sick to me.

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I just heard some cool rapping and singing.

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-We've got food poisoning from the tuck shop.

-Yeah.

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All right. Look, you win this time. Lunchtime's over.

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But Mr Joseph told me

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you've got detention this afternoon at the horticultural centre.

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We're going to meet for counselling, all right?

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-Don't be afraid, guys. I don't bite.

-Fuck, no way.

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-My friend, we just don't want to do it.

-Get up and go to class now.

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Argh, fuck shit.

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-Sir, why do you have to be a...

-Come on.

-Flipping hell, stop bullying us.

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Arsehole.

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-Hey, Sister!

-Bye, Sister.

-We are feeling better. Thanks, Sister.

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They're hopeless!

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-What is this shit, anyway?

-You have to plant it on the thing.

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-Don't take it out. This is pretty fun, boys.

-It's boring.

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It's not fun at all. You stuffed it up. You put too much dirt.

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-Hey, stop messing with my work!

-Don't hit my arse.

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-It still hurts from the weekend.

-Did your dad give you a hiding, Jonah?

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Tongan dads, eh? Ooosh. Garden's looking good, boys. Keep going.

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-I was thinking we could have a chat at the same time.

-Don't want to.

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Hey, listen.

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Today's more about just airing any issues you might be having

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with the school, or at home.

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You won't get in trouble for anything you say, so just feel free.

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It's more of a general kind of get-to-know-you session.

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-Get to know my dick, sir.

-That sounds gay as, Jonah.

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Fuck off.

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Sir, no-one cares what you have to say,

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so enjoy talking to yourself, Krissie Church-head.

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I've been through some pretty shit times myself, all right?

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I held tough. You guys can say whatever you want to say,

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call me whatever you want. It's water off a duck's back.

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OK, you're a Christian homo dickhead and a shit dancer.

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-THEY LAUGH

-You said say anything!

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See, I don't even care.

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I was saying that kind of stuff when I was your age as well.

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Hey, listen. What about Mr Joseph? What do you guys think about him?

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-He's a knobhead.

-No, fuck off, he's a legend.

-No, he's not.

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-He killed people in the army.

-No, he didn't, you liar.

-Yeah.

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-He did, he told me.

-Don't lie.

-He did.

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Have you guys thought about your future?

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-Any areas of work you want to get into?

-I want to go to uni.

-Yeah?

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-Jonah, you?

-Go to uni.

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Well, uni is pretty hard to get into. I'd love it if you got in.

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You shouldn't rule it out. What about the trades, guys?

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Any of the vocational trades training subjects interest yous?

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-Metalwork's pretty good.

-Yeah?

-I like papier-mache.

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Well, that's good. That's art. Maybe you could be an artist.

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-No, I'm a shit drawer.

-Anyone else?

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Guys, I want to talk about bullying. Right?

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You've been in some trouble for bullying. Why do you do it?

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-Cos we dominate the school.

-Yeah, we're the toughest in the school,

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so we have to remind people not to mess with us.

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I don't think you do dominate.

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And I think you guys know it deep down inside.

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So you guys try and pick on small kids just to make yourself

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-feel better. Am I right?

-No.

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I'm a fob too, boys. I remember what it was like in high school.

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Yeah, but you would have been a nerd fob. We're way tougher than you.

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I was saying that to teachers when I was your age too.

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-I thought all my teachers were nerds.

-You really are one, sir.

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Sorry to tell you.

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Mr Joseph tells me you've been in trouble with the law as well.

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Is that right?

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Ages ago. But I'm good now.

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Shoplifting, tagging and stuff?

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Yeah, Jonah did shoplifting,

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-trying to show off in front of the Soldierz.

-Who are the Soldierz?

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Just these gun as boys. They're older than us. Fob boys.

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-They're rich as.

-What, and they encourage you to shoplift?

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They don't sound like good guys to me.

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They are. They're legendary.

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All right. Well, what about your dancing, guys?

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-You guys are incredible. Why don't you pursue that?

-We're shit as.

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-Yeah.

-You saw the dance demo the other day.

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-We suck.

-There's no way we'd ever be as good as those boys.

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Yeah, but that's because you don't practise.

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I guarantee you, if you guys work at it,

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you'll surprise yourselves. I've seen you in the playground.

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You guys are incredible. And your singing is awesome.

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Moses, the tone in your voice, man, is beautiful. I mean that.

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I'm taking him to America to get a record deal.

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-Just got to get 5,000 first.

-Yeah, they're going Qantas.

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-Business class.

-OK.

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Upgraded to first class. It's better. First class is better.

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-Listen. Feel The Beat.

-Sir, that look gay as.

-Well, it's not, OK?

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Entries close soon. You guys got to sing, and dance, and do whatever.

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-We're not doing it.

-Why not?

-Cos we don't want to.

-Guys, listen.

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The prize, if you make it through to the heats,

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and then the state finals, and make it to the nationals,

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the prize is a trip to America to work with industry professionals,

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and to make contacts with people in the entertainment industry.

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That's good for you.

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-How do we win it?

-Well, you've got to make a video clip entry, right?

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And it's got to be an original performance

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with an anti-bullying theme. All right?

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If they like your clip, you make it to the heats.

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And if you go through in that, you can make it to the state finals

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at the Sydney Entertainment Centre, see?

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-Well, we don't know how to do a video clip, sir.

-Well, I do.

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What do we have to do? Like a song or some shit?

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OK, well this is what I suggest.

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You guys work with me every afternoon this week,

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and we work on the song together. We make a video clip and we send it in.

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See what happens. Guys, this is an awesome opportunity.

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What do you reckon, Sonny?

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-All right, strum me something. Just strum me anything.

-Anything? Ready?

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GUITAR CHORD

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# Ooh, I feel so alone... #

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Sir, that is the gayest thing you've ever done!

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-What?

-Krissie, don't ever sing again, OK? Don't ever sing!

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Listen, the song has to have an anti-bullying message.

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Fuck, that was funny.

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Listen, I'm thinking maybe if Moses sings the hook, all right?

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This is all part of it, guys.

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We have to encourage each other and learn how to build each other up.

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-It's got to sound gangster.

-It's got to sound mean as.

-Not that gay stuff.

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I don't want to do a gay song.

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All right, I'll do a beatbox, and then you guys freestyle.

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-Yeah! Drop us a beatbox.

-Hit us with our beat, Krissie.

-OK.

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KRIS BEATBOXES

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-Yo!

-Yeah!

-Krissie...

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-HE RAPS:

-Bully...

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-THEY LAUGH

-Fuck off!

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-It's good, it's good! Keep going.

-I'm trying! I'm doing my best.

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That's it, That's the point. Ready?

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HE BEATBOXES

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-Yo, yo...

-Bully, bully...

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Don't say bully, that is arse!

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I don't care, it doesn't matter.

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Jonah sounds good anyway, but.

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Yo, I want to beat the shit out of every motherfucker...

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-Whoa, whoa! We're against bullying, remember?

-Oh, yeah!

-Oh, yeah!

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I'm getting the bully bit. Go, go.

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-HE RAPS:

-We're Fobba-liscious Listen to us

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MOSES: # I feel sad, I feel pain When you call me that name

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# I'm a person just like you... #

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To be a bully

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Hey bullies, loosen up

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Stop walking round thinking you're so tough

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Just cos the kid's got a different colour hair

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Don't mean you can be a bully Yeah yeah yeah

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You're going to get busted for calling kids names

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The teacher's getting notes put down on your names

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So don't be a bully Bully bully

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Fobba-liscious, listen to us

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# I feel sad, I feel pain when you call me that name

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-# I'm a person, just like you

-To be a bully

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# I feel sad, I feel pain when you call me that name

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-# I'm a person, just like you. #

-To be a bully

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If a kid's being a pussy just try to be nice

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Don't punch him in the head Just try to socialise

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Hi, what's up, we're Fobba-liscious

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What do you want to do at lunch?

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You might become friends with kids you once thought were dicks

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Kicking with the dickheads The dickety-dick-dicks

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So don't be a bully, mully mully

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Fobba-liscious, listen to us...

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Sir, that is awesome! That looks good, sir. You made us look gun as!

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-Mean as! Well done, sir!

-I love your editing.

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-We're going to win it, Jonah!

-We're going to win!

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We're going to win!

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-Hey, I'm going to send it in straightaway. This is awesome.

-Yeah!

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We're going to whip them, boys!

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What's up, ducks?

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Don't do the homework!

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Boys, don't do the homework, cos I'm not doing it. Love you, boys.

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-MUFFLED MUSIC

-Is that George?

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Yep.

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-Hey, George.

-Here's trouble.

-What are you doing?

-Cruising.

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What's up, ducks?

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Boys.

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-Want to see something pretty awesome?

-Yeah, what is it?

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-Oh, fuck!

-That's sick.

-That is gun as. What is it?

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-Traditional Tongan machete, bro. Sharp as shit.

-Shit, can I hold it?

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-It's pretty heavy, eh?

-Oh, fuck man.

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We don't know but it's an antique, or something, bro.

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-It was probably used to kill someone.

-Oh, really?

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-Yeah, bro.

-Wow.

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Hey, you guys want to do something brave?

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Something that proves to us that you're real men?

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-What, like something dangerous?

-Yeah.

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Something that might kill you, man.

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What, are you scared or something?

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-Someone might take you out, man.

-Maybe. What?

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Come on, there's the tattoo, man.

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You're supposed to be some sort of warrior.

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-What you scared of?

-Nothing. I'm not scared of anything.

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If you boys do this one brave thing for me,

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I'll let you take that machete home for one night.

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-Oh!

-OK.

-What do you want us to do?

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-Have you ever played flat cat?

-No, what is that?

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Well, you lie in the road, right? As flat as you can.

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But you don't move until I say.

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When a car comes, I'll tell you to jump up.

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If you don't move quick enough, you'll get run over like a cat.

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-And you become a flat cat, eh?

-I'll do it.

-Yeah, I'll do it too.

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-And then we get to keep that?

-Yeah.

-OK.

-Get on the road, then.

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Big boys.

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-Just here?

-Yeah, in the middle, bro.

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All right, stay down. There's a car coming.

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Lie down. Put your arms down, man.

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Don't move. Stay! Stay, man!

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Get up, get up! Go, go!

0:23:350:23:37

CAR SKIDS

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-CAR HORN

-Fuck! Sorry, car!

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-That was fucking scary as!

-You guys got balls, man.

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-We nearly got run over!

-You guys are brave, bro. My man, respect.

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Yo, for that, here's your prize, boys.

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-We get to keep it!

-Yeah, bro. Just for the night, man, all right?

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-Take it home. Don't show anyone.

-Put it in your bag, Moses.

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Yeah, put it in your bag. Be careful, eh? Honestly, you guys did it, man.

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Fuck man! You should feel my heart right now, it's beating so fast.

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-Yeah.

-Fuck that!

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-Hi, George.

-Melody! Did you get all the glue off you?

-Yeah.

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I hate you for making me do that. It was gross.

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-She likes you, Jonah. I can tell, man.

-You think so?

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-Yeah. You like her?

-Yeah. She's my cousin, but she's hot as.

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So, what do we have to do to be in the Soldierz?

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You want to be in the Soldierz?

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You have to do something braver than flat cat, man.

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That's how we all became Soldierz. It ain't easy.

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-Anyway. Catch yous up. I've got to go.

-See you, Georgie.

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-See you, man.

-See you, boys.

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-We've got a machete, Jonah.

-We'll keep it under our bed.

-Yeah.

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-Yeah!

-That was scary as.

-I know.

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-So, do you want to be in the Soldierz?

-Yeah.

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-Do you want to be in the Soldierz?

-Yeah.

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-Jonah, Jonah!

-Get it out.

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-Ah! You were telling the truth!

-It's good, eh?

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The principal here has dobbed me into the Catholic Education Office.

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-They're out here to make sure I tick all the boxes.

-Sir! Ah, fuck, Sir!

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Just fucking behave!

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What are you hanging out with my fat sister for? Are you desperate?

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-We wanted to do something brave.

-All jewellery off. Into the trays.

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The police has called the school, and I came straightaway.

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-It looks pretty serious.

-You're a pussy, bro. Fucking pussy.

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If you can't speak nicely to the new inmates, then shut your mouth.

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I had a call from Feel The Beat, and you guys have been selected.

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-Oh, yeah!

-Jonah!

-We got in Feel The Beat!

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We're going to perform in front of a audience!

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Fuck off or say goodbye to them.

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Fobba-liscious!

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While grounded, Jonah and the 'Fobba-liscious' boys escape through a window and go bowling.


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