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This programme contains some strong language | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
'Mr Joseph found out about our YouTube channel of bullying videos.' | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
"Fobba-liscious Bully Video 2". | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Fobba-liscious Bully Video with spew. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
The whole lot of you are going to end up in fucking duty. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
'So we had to meet the new school youth worker for counselling.' | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Hey, boys. Join in, see if you can pick it up. Grab a spot at the back. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
'But he was a homo.' | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
-Maybe just build a relationship. -Relationship?! We're not gay, sir! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
'Graydon and the Rangas made fun of my break dancing.' | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Fucking embarrassing, man. You're so bad. Can't dance for shit. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
'So I had to get revenge.' | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Have a look at him. He's clearly a fuckwit. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
-"I'm clearly a fuckwit." -Shut up, fob. At least I can read books. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
-Oi, that's enough of the racist thing, mate. -Piss off, ranga. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
'And when Graydon's little brother picked on Moses...' | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-Hey, poozy! -Fuck off, homo. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
'..I tried to make the best bullying video ever.' | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
This is called the ranga round-up, with a Year 7 homo eating dog shit. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
Jonah! You fucking idiot. I'm calling your father. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Sir, I love you. I love you, sir! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
MUSIC: "Screams From Da Old Plantation" by King Kapisi | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
# Fai fai pea, fai fai pea | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
# Screams from the old plantation non-stop | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
# Fai fai pea, fai fai pea... # | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
POP MUSIC ON TV | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
JONAH LAUGHS Don't, faggot. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
-Was an accident. -Dad! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
Don't fucking say anything, or I'll punch you in the vagina. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
'Because of the ranga incident,' | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Mr Joseph told my dad and I got grounded. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
Turn that shit down. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
-How do you turn this shit off? -Dad, Jonah's being... -Don't even say it. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Stop talking. Moses, we've got to get ready for bowling. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-You're not going anywhere. You're grounded. -Grounding's for homos. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:12 | |
-You want a smack as well? -No. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-Do something useful with your life! -Do something useful with your face. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
'My dad, he always wants me to be' | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
a priest, or a rugby player, or something good. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
That shit's for homos. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-What the fuck was that? -Jonah. -I didn't do it! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Look, fuckhead. Stop mucking around with the wall. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-You want to sit on your arse all day doing nothing? -No. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
-You're coming to work with me. -I'm not going to go to work with you! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
I'll get you a uniform, and you're coming to work with me. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
I'm grounded, you can't take me to work. You've got a dick job. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
Hey, go home, he's grounded. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
Listen! Get ready to go to work with me, | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
or otherwise your arse is going to get red hot where I smacked it. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Jonah, are you coming or what? Your dad's mad as fuck. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
He's always mad as fuck. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Let's get ready, boys. We're going bowling. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
-Go on! -Shit! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-Hey, there's Melody. -Hey, Melody! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
-Melody! What are you doing? -Hey. -What do you reckon? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
-THEY JEER -Take it easy, big boy. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Woo hoo! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Melody! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
-Come chill with me over here. -All right. -Sorry, girls. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
I'm taking her away. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
-Hey, you're losing. -Huh? -You're losing. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-You're not any better. -You look hot. -Thanks. -Have you eaten much today? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:50 | |
No, why? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
The food's good here. Hot chips are good. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Um, I wanted to ask you something. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
-You know that assignment we've got to do in design? -Yeah? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
Well, would I be able to papier-mache you? Like your body? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
What the fuck? Put papier-mache on me? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Why the fuck would you want to do that? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
It's a sculpture thing. Miss said we could do them. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
I was going to papier-mache my dick but Miss said no. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
-Um, whatever. But I should get back to the game. -OK. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
-Thanks for talking to me. -You do realise we're cousins. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
Yeah, I know. I don't care. Hey, before you go, | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
I want to tell you a joke. A bowling joke. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
-No! -What did the bowling alley do...to my dick. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
"Give me balls!" | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
-You're so lame. -It's a joke, I made it up! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
See you, Melody. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Hey, Moses. Ask if you can touch it. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Miss, can he touch the ball? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Moses is obsessed with the golden bowling ball. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-You're touching 10,000, Moses. -Ahhh... | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
It's this bowling ball, right, and they keep it on the shelf | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-behind the counter, and it's worth 10,000... -As if! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
..cos it's made of pure, solid gold. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
-Bull. -It is! Ask the manager! We asked last time we were here. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
-You speak out of your arse. -You don't even know! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Ah, you can feel how expensive it is. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
If it was worth that much, they wouldn't have it on the shelf. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
-That's why they've got security. -THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Oh shit, your dad, Jonah! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
-Jonah! I'm going to smack your arsehole. -Boys, boys! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
Come over here, you little fuckwit! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Go down here, go down here! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
If you don't come over here, I'm going to kick the shit out of you. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Come over here right now! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-You... -Come and get us, Dad! Come and get us. -Yeah? All right! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:37 | |
Come over here! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
-You're dead, motherfucker! -Dad! Dad! -SHOUTING | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
Mate, you can't do that here. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
-Stop breaking the rules. -I'm going to break your dick when we get home. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
Well, yeah, cos you're a homo! Always thought you were one! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Please put your smocks away, then please tuck your chairs in, guys. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Hey! Hey! You're ripping, smaller strips. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
How long is this going to take to dry? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
It's really quick. I'm going to use a hairdryer. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
-I've got to do more of this area. -Stop trying to touch my boobs, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-you sicko! -I'm not! This surface needs more work. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-Just stop, my goodness. -I can't help it. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-I've got to do this just one... -Jonah, stop! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-I've just got to make it good. -Jonah, that looks good as. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
-You look hot in newspaper, Melody. -Hey, Jonah, you need any help? -No. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
-Don't fucking touch. -Yeah, fuck off. -She's my cousin. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
-Yeah, only Jonah can touch me. -Yeah, only I can touch her. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
We're relations. I'm the artist in this situation. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
-Then stop trying to touch my boobs. -I'm not! I'm just doing this bit. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
I'm not even touching it, I'm doing the middle bit. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Where's the snorkel? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
-Put this in your mouth. -Do I have to do? Really? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Yeah, cos I've got to do your face. I'm doing the whole thing. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Feet to face. OK. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Oh, look! Jonah, that looks like cum! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-That's what Jonah wants to splat on her face for real. -Ah, yuck! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:14 | |
-Come on, pack up, please. -It's called art, isn't it, Miss? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Yes, it's a fantastic sculptural form. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
I want you to think about your process diary and your design brief. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Yeah, I know about it. It's about my culture. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
-It's about Tongan girl shapes and what they mean to me. -Hmm. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
I'm going to need more of an explanation than that. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-You need a hug, Miss. -No, no. No! Jonah, get off! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
-Jonah! Get off, Jonah. Pack up, please. -Thanks, Miss. -Pack up. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:39 | |
OK, girls, plug this in and dry it, and when you've finished drying, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
just lift it off, put it on the table, put my name on it. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
-I'll leave this with you. -Hey, what's up, Mr Joseph? -Mr Joseph! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:51 | |
-Jesus Christ. How did you wangle this? -It's called art, sir. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
You don't know shit about art. It's a sculpture. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-Why are you in design for? -I'm here to escort you little pricks | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
over to your first counselling session with Mr Fonua. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
-I figured you'd forget. -Mr who?! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
We know where to go, sir. You don't need to take us. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
We don't want to hang around with Kool Kris. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
-It was all part of the deal. You're bullies. -He's a homo! -You need to learn the error of your ways. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
-Sir, don't take us there. I know where his room is. -Promise? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
-Yes, sir. -Yeah! Trust us for once. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
-Well, don't fuck me around. You go straight there, yeah? -We will, sir. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
-Straight there. -Go! Go on. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
-See you, sir. -Straight there! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
Moses, quick! We've got to hide from Kool Kris, the counsellor. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
-When he comes, duck down. -Quick! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Down, boys. Get down! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
-Oi, fellas! Come over, let's get started! -Let's go, boys. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:53 | |
Get under the table! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
-Where is he? Where is she? -Sshhh! -Shut up! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-What are you boys doing? -Oh, shit. Nothing, Miss. What are YOU doing? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
Mr Fonua is looking for you. I've just walked past him. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Apparently you've got an appointment. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
-We're going, Miss. -You've got an appointment. Off you go. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-We're on our way there. We're just stopping out there. -Off you go. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
Love you, Miss. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
We're going to need to split up, go separate directions, | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
if we're going to lose him. Let's do it. Let's split up, boys. Let's go. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:35 | |
Different directions, boys! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Sister. I feel sick. I've got like stomach pains or some shit. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
Oh, you poor thing. Come on through. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
We going to the sickbay? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
Well, maybe you need a glass of water, yes? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Yeah, I might have to lie down too. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
You do feel like you have a temperature. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
A little rest will help make you feel better. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Have you still got the tummy pains? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
Yeah, I think I might have food poisoning, Sister. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Um, and my head hurts, too. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Oh, well rubbing the head a little bit sometimes helps when it's sore. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:19 | |
-Um, my dick hurts too. -What? -Nothing, I'm only joking. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
-Do you feel like you might throw up? -Nah. Oh, actually, yeah, I might. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Well, I'm going to leave you to rest for a while. OK? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
-OK. -I'm only going to be over there, so call me if you need me. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
I don't want you to go, but. You stay, cos I'll be bored. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
-I've got work to do. -I want to tell you some jokes, Sister. Sit down! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Sit down. I'll tell you some jokes. Just a couple of jokes. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
-Just come on. You'll like my jokes and shit. -No, but no swearing. -OK. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
First joke. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Um... What did the school say when the teachers didn't come? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
-"You're sacked, so get lost." -Oh, that's silly. -It's not a swear word. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:02 | |
Um... | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
What did the nun say to the priest? "Shut up." | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -I don't know why, but I like that one. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Um, what did the old lady say to her face? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
-"Shut your face, nun head." -Oh, I don't like that one. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
I was just being silly. I wasn't being mean, Sister. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
-Can I do some rapping? Like freestyle rapping? -Well, all right. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:26 | |
But if that phone rings, I've got to get it. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Can you beatbox? No? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Um, OK. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
It's about Holy Cross. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
-HE RAPS: -I like Holy Cross The teachers get cross | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Cross the road Jesus on the cross | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
-You are a nun You look quite good in your hood -SHE LAUGHS | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
How many nuns do you meet in your life? Probably none... Get it? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -I like the nun bit, yeah. I do like the none bit. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
-KNOCK ON DOOR -Sister, we feel a bit sick. -Yeah. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
What, all of you? Did you all eat the same thing? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
-Yeah, I think its the flu or something. -Oh, my goodness. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Sister thinks we might have food poisoning, boys. From the tuck shop. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
I haven't got enough beds for all of you, | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
so you'd better just hop onto Jonah's bed and have a rest. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
-Come on, boys. We'll share it up. Thanks, Sister. -Thanks, Sister. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
Thanks for looking after us. We'll just chill here. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
We'll let you know if anything bad happens, any medical emergencies. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
-Yeah. -I'll come back and check on you later. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Hopefully we don't have heart attacks. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
She fell for it. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
THEY ALL SING: # You're my island girl | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
# Let's be together forever I'm your island boy | 0:12:32 | 0:12:37 | |
# I kill a horse for you | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
# And we can lead it together... # | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
-JONAH RAPS: -Yeah, yeah | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Hey, all the girls, | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
I want to suck on your tits so come here | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Yeah! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Take your clo... And let's get... I promise it won't hurt... | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
-Oh, here we are, boys. -We're sick, sir. -You don't sound sick to me. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
I just heard some cool rapping and singing. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
-We've got food poisoning from the tuck shop. -Yeah. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
All right. Look, you win this time. Lunchtime's over. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
But Mr Joseph told me | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
you've got detention this afternoon at the horticultural centre. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
We're going to meet for counselling, all right? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
-Don't be afraid, guys. I don't bite. -Fuck, no way. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
-My friend, we just don't want to do it. -Get up and go to class now. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
Argh, fuck shit. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
-Sir, why do you have to be a... -Come on. -Flipping hell, stop bullying us. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:25 | |
Arsehole. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
-Hey, Sister! -Bye, Sister. -We are feeling better. Thanks, Sister. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
They're hopeless! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
-What is this shit, anyway? -You have to plant it on the thing. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
-Don't take it out. This is pretty fun, boys. -It's boring. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
It's not fun at all. You stuffed it up. You put too much dirt. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
-Hey, stop messing with my work! -Don't hit my arse. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
-It still hurts from the weekend. -Did your dad give you a hiding, Jonah? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
Tongan dads, eh? Ooosh. Garden's looking good, boys. Keep going. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
-I was thinking we could have a chat at the same time. -Don't want to. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Hey, listen. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Today's more about just airing any issues you might be having | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
with the school, or at home. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
You won't get in trouble for anything you say, so just feel free. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
It's more of a general kind of get-to-know-you session. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
-Get to know my dick, sir. -That sounds gay as, Jonah. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Fuck off. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Sir, no-one cares what you have to say, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
so enjoy talking to yourself, Krissie Church-head. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
I've been through some pretty shit times myself, all right? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
I held tough. You guys can say whatever you want to say, | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
call me whatever you want. It's water off a duck's back. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
OK, you're a Christian homo dickhead and a shit dancer. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
-THEY LAUGH -You said say anything! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
See, I don't even care. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
I was saying that kind of stuff when I was your age as well. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Hey, listen. What about Mr Joseph? What do you guys think about him? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:55 | |
-He's a knobhead. -No, fuck off, he's a legend. -No, he's not. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
-He killed people in the army. -No, he didn't, you liar. -Yeah. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
-He did, he told me. -Don't lie. -He did. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Have you guys thought about your future? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
-Any areas of work you want to get into? -I want to go to uni. -Yeah? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
-Jonah, you? -Go to uni. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Well, uni is pretty hard to get into. I'd love it if you got in. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
You shouldn't rule it out. What about the trades, guys? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Any of the vocational trades training subjects interest yous? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
-Metalwork's pretty good. -Yeah? -I like papier-mache. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Well, that's good. That's art. Maybe you could be an artist. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
-No, I'm a shit drawer. -Anyone else? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
Guys, I want to talk about bullying. Right? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
You've been in some trouble for bullying. Why do you do it? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
-Cos we dominate the school. -Yeah, we're the toughest in the school, | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
so we have to remind people not to mess with us. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
I don't think you do dominate. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
And I think you guys know it deep down inside. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
So you guys try and pick on small kids just to make yourself | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
-feel better. Am I right? -No. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
I'm a fob too, boys. I remember what it was like in high school. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Yeah, but you would have been a nerd fob. We're way tougher than you. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
I was saying that to teachers when I was your age too. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
-I thought all my teachers were nerds. -You really are one, sir. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Sorry to tell you. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Mr Joseph tells me you've been in trouble with the law as well. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Is that right? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Ages ago. But I'm good now. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Shoplifting, tagging and stuff? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
Yeah, Jonah did shoplifting, | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
-trying to show off in front of the Soldierz. -Who are the Soldierz? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
Just these gun as boys. They're older than us. Fob boys. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
-They're rich as. -What, and they encourage you to shoplift? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
They don't sound like good guys to me. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
They are. They're legendary. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
All right. Well, what about your dancing, guys? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
-You guys are incredible. Why don't you pursue that? -We're shit as. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
-Yeah. -You saw the dance demo the other day. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-We suck. -There's no way we'd ever be as good as those boys. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Yeah, but that's because you don't practise. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
I guarantee you, if you guys work at it, | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
you'll surprise yourselves. I've seen you in the playground. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
You guys are incredible. And your singing is awesome. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
Moses, the tone in your voice, man, is beautiful. I mean that. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
I'm taking him to America to get a record deal. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-Just got to get 5,000 first. -Yeah, they're going Qantas. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
-Business class. -OK. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Upgraded to first class. It's better. First class is better. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:09 | |
-Listen. Feel The Beat. -Sir, that look gay as. -Well, it's not, OK? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Entries close soon. You guys got to sing, and dance, and do whatever. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
-We're not doing it. -Why not? -Cos we don't want to. -Guys, listen. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
The prize, if you make it through to the heats, | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
and then the state finals, and make it to the nationals, | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
the prize is a trip to America to work with industry professionals, | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
and to make contacts with people in the entertainment industry. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
That's good for you. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
-How do we win it? -Well, you've got to make a video clip entry, right? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
And it's got to be an original performance | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
with an anti-bullying theme. All right? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
If they like your clip, you make it to the heats. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
And if you go through in that, you can make it to the state finals | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
at the Sydney Entertainment Centre, see? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
-Well, we don't know how to do a video clip, sir. -Well, I do. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
What do we have to do? Like a song or some shit? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
OK, well this is what I suggest. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
You guys work with me every afternoon this week, | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
and we work on the song together. We make a video clip and we send it in. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
See what happens. Guys, this is an awesome opportunity. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
What do you reckon, Sonny? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
-All right, strum me something. Just strum me anything. -Anything? Ready? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
GUITAR CHORD | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
# Ooh, I feel so alone... # | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
Sir, that is the gayest thing you've ever done! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
-What? -Krissie, don't ever sing again, OK? Don't ever sing! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:28 | |
Listen, the song has to have an anti-bullying message. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Fuck, that was funny. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Listen, I'm thinking maybe if Moses sings the hook, all right? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
This is all part of it, guys. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
We have to encourage each other and learn how to build each other up. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-It's got to sound gangster. -It's got to sound mean as. -Not that gay stuff. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
I don't want to do a gay song. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
All right, I'll do a beatbox, and then you guys freestyle. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-Yeah! Drop us a beatbox. -Hit us with our beat, Krissie. -OK. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
KRIS BEATBOXES | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
-Yo! -Yeah! -Krissie... | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
-HE RAPS: -Bully... | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Fuck off! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
-It's good, it's good! Keep going. -I'm trying! I'm doing my best. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
That's it, That's the point. Ready? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
HE BEATBOXES | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
-Yo, yo... -Bully, bully... | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Don't say bully, that is arse! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
I don't care, it doesn't matter. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Jonah sounds good anyway, but. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
Yo, I want to beat the shit out of every motherfucker... | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
-Whoa, whoa! We're against bullying, remember? -Oh, yeah! -Oh, yeah! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:27 | |
I'm getting the bully bit. Go, go. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
-HE RAPS: -We're Fobba-liscious Listen to us | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
MOSES: # I feel sad, I feel pain When you call me that name | 0:19:32 | 0:19:37 | |
# I'm a person just like you... # | 0:19:37 | 0:19:42 | |
To be a bully | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Hey bullies, loosen up | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Stop walking round thinking you're so tough | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Just cos the kid's got a different colour hair | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Don't mean you can be a bully Yeah yeah yeah | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
You're going to get busted for calling kids names | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
The teacher's getting notes put down on your names | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
So don't be a bully Bully bully | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
Fobba-liscious, listen to us | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
# I feel sad, I feel pain when you call me that name | 0:20:06 | 0:20:12 | |
-# I'm a person, just like you -To be a bully | 0:20:12 | 0:20:17 | |
# I feel sad, I feel pain when you call me that name | 0:20:17 | 0:20:23 | |
-# I'm a person, just like you. # -To be a bully | 0:20:23 | 0:20:29 | |
If a kid's being a pussy just try to be nice | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Don't punch him in the head Just try to socialise | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Hi, what's up, we're Fobba-liscious | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
What do you want to do at lunch? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
You might become friends with kids you once thought were dicks | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
Kicking with the dickheads The dickety-dick-dicks | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
So don't be a bully, mully mully | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Fobba-liscious, listen to us... | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Sir, that is awesome! That looks good, sir. You made us look gun as! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
-Mean as! Well done, sir! -I love your editing. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
-We're going to win it, Jonah! -We're going to win! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
We're going to win! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
-Hey, I'm going to send it in straightaway. This is awesome. -Yeah! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
We're going to whip them, boys! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
What's up, ducks? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
Don't do the homework! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
Boys, don't do the homework, cos I'm not doing it. Love you, boys. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:32 | |
-MUFFLED MUSIC -Is that George? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Yep. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
-Hey, George. -Here's trouble. -What are you doing? -Cruising. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:49 | |
What's up, ducks? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Boys. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-Want to see something pretty awesome? -Yeah, what is it? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
-Oh, fuck! -That's sick. -That is gun as. What is it? | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
-Traditional Tongan machete, bro. Sharp as shit. -Shit, can I hold it? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
-It's pretty heavy, eh? -Oh, fuck man. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
We don't know but it's an antique, or something, bro. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
-It was probably used to kill someone. -Oh, really? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
-Yeah, bro. -Wow. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Hey, you guys want to do something brave? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Something that proves to us that you're real men? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
-What, like something dangerous? -Yeah. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Something that might kill you, man. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
What, are you scared or something? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
-Someone might take you out, man. -Maybe. What? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Come on, there's the tattoo, man. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
You're supposed to be some sort of warrior. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
-What you scared of? -Nothing. I'm not scared of anything. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
If you boys do this one brave thing for me, | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
I'll let you take that machete home for one night. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
-Oh! -OK. -What do you want us to do? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
-Have you ever played flat cat? -No, what is that? | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
Well, you lie in the road, right? As flat as you can. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
But you don't move until I say. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
When a car comes, I'll tell you to jump up. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
If you don't move quick enough, you'll get run over like a cat. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
-And you become a flat cat, eh? -I'll do it. -Yeah, I'll do it too. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
-And then we get to keep that? -Yeah. -OK. -Get on the road, then. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:15 | |
Big boys. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
-Just here? -Yeah, in the middle, bro. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
All right, stay down. There's a car coming. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Lie down. Put your arms down, man. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
Don't move. Stay! Stay, man! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Get up, get up! Go, go! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
CAR SKIDS | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
-CAR HORN -Fuck! Sorry, car! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
-That was fucking scary as! -You guys got balls, man. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
-We nearly got run over! -You guys are brave, bro. My man, respect. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
Yo, for that, here's your prize, boys. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
-We get to keep it! -Yeah, bro. Just for the night, man, all right? | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
-Take it home. Don't show anyone. -Put it in your bag, Moses. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
Yeah, put it in your bag. Be careful, eh? Honestly, you guys did it, man. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
Fuck man! You should feel my heart right now, it's beating so fast. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
-Yeah. -Fuck that! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
-Hi, George. -Melody! Did you get all the glue off you? -Yeah. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:15 | |
I hate you for making me do that. It was gross. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
-She likes you, Jonah. I can tell, man. -You think so? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
-Yeah. You like her? -Yeah. She's my cousin, but she's hot as. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:27 | |
So, what do we have to do to be in the Soldierz? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
You want to be in the Soldierz? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
You have to do something braver than flat cat, man. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
That's how we all became Soldierz. It ain't easy. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
-Anyway. Catch yous up. I've got to go. -See you, Georgie. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
-See you, man. -See you, boys. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
-We've got a machete, Jonah. -We'll keep it under our bed. -Yeah. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:48 | |
-Yeah! -That was scary as. -I know. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
-So, do you want to be in the Soldierz? -Yeah. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
-Do you want to be in the Soldierz? -Yeah. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
-Jonah, Jonah! -Get it out. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
-Ah! You were telling the truth! -It's good, eh? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
The principal here has dobbed me into the Catholic Education Office. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
-They're out here to make sure I tick all the boxes. -Sir! Ah, fuck, Sir! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Just fucking behave! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
What are you hanging out with my fat sister for? Are you desperate? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
-We wanted to do something brave. -All jewellery off. Into the trays. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
The police has called the school, and I came straightaway. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
-It looks pretty serious. -You're a pussy, bro. Fucking pussy. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
If you can't speak nicely to the new inmates, then shut your mouth. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
I had a call from Feel The Beat, and you guys have been selected. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
-Oh, yeah! -Jonah! -We got in Feel The Beat! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
We're going to perform in front of a audience! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Fuck off or say goodbye to them. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Fobba-liscious! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 |