Boys' Club Parks and Recreation


Boys' Club

Similar Content

Browse content similar to Boys' Club. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!

Transcript


LineFromTo

-TOM:

-'So, we've been called out to this hiking trail

0:00:020:00:03

'because there's some reports that some teenagers

0:00:030:00:05

'are digging bags of dog poop out of the trash'

0:00:050:00:07

and having dog poop fights.

0:00:070:00:09

I don't believe it.

0:00:090:00:11

CHATTERING

0:00:220:00:24

Oh, my God. It's real.

0:00:240:00:25

Um...yeah, I'm not going to go deal with this. I'm leaving.

0:00:250:00:29

Hey! Hey! Hello? Boys!

0:00:310:00:35

I am Leslie Knope. I work for the Department Of Parks And Recreation.

0:00:350:00:37

-BOYS LAUGH

-Nice!

0:00:370:00:39

OK, all right. Cool it! OK.

0:00:390:00:43

-Get her shoes!

-No! Ah!

0:00:430:00:45

That's disgusting! What are you doing?

0:00:450:00:46

Help! Help! Help! Tom!

0:00:460:00:50

Tom!

0:00:500:00:52

No! Smells so bad.

0:00:520:00:55

LESLIE GRUNTS

0:00:550:00:56

Why would you think this was fun?

0:00:560:00:58

Really? Oh, really? Really?

0:00:580:01:00

Oh, hey! Hey! You like it?

0:01:000:01:02

Boom!

0:01:020:01:03

BOYS EXCLAIM

0:01:030:01:05

OK, here we go. Who wants it?

0:01:060:01:07

LESLIE GRUNTS

0:01:070:01:09

Whoo, missed it!

0:01:090:01:10

Yeah!

0:01:120:01:13

Actually, this is a little fun. This is fun.

0:01:130:01:17

Get her hair!

0:01:170:01:18

Oh.

0:01:180:01:19

Ooh. Hey, Tom. Check it out.

0:01:410:01:43

Norton Construction just sent this over.

0:01:430:01:45

Whoa, mama!

0:01:450:01:46

I love Great Lakes wine.

0:01:460:01:48

You can have the wine.

0:01:480:01:49

I want to take that cheese and do terrible things to it.

0:01:490:01:51

LESLIE TUTTS

0:01:510:01:53

No, no, no, no, no!

0:01:530:01:55

You know as well as I do

0:01:550:01:56

that we are not allowed to accept gifts over 25 dollars,

0:01:560:01:59

for corruption reasons.

0:01:590:02:00

We live in a fish bowl

0:02:000:02:02

and the public is always watching.

0:02:020:02:03

That's why I go two towns over

0:02:030:02:05

if I want to rent a movie with nudity in it.

0:02:050:02:06

Mmm.

0:02:060:02:08

Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said that.

0:02:080:02:09

But you cannot enjoy this basket, I'm so sorry.

0:02:090:02:12

And so to avoid temptation, I am going to lock it up.

0:02:120:02:15

When you're in government,

0:02:150:02:16

there's a million ways to exploit your power.

0:02:160:02:18

'Have I ever given in to that temptation?

0:02:180:02:20

'No, never. I'm not that kind of politician.'

0:02:200:02:22

Official Parks And Rec business.

0:02:220:02:23

Just need to grab a quick hot dog.

0:02:230:02:25

Sorry about that, little girl, you can have the next one.

0:02:250:02:27

'I have a moral code, and I never violate it.

0:02:270:02:30

'People look at me and they say, "Wow, Tom.'

0:02:300:02:32

"You are so pure, you're like a brown Superman with a beard

0:02:320:02:35

"that just stands for justice and truth and the American way."

0:02:350:02:39

So, Ann. I asked April to create one of those

0:02:400:02:42

social-network internet profiles for the Sullivan Street pit.

0:02:420:02:45

So, are you guys ready for the debut?

0:02:450:02:47

Yes, can we cut that red ribbon around your monitor now?

0:02:470:02:49

Absolutely. I love a good ribbon cutting.

0:02:490:02:52

LESLIE EXCLAIMS

0:02:520:02:53

Oh. April, that's good.

0:02:530:02:55

Kids.

0:02:550:02:56

Hey, look, the pit already has six friends.

0:02:560:03:00

Oh, yeah. Mark. Mark's a friend.

0:03:000:03:01

Well, you guys got to see Mark's profile.

0:03:010:03:03

Look at the photos of these ladies on his page.

0:03:030:03:05

-Wow.

-Ew! Sick.

0:03:050:03:07

Maybe those are his relatives.

0:03:070:03:08

Yeah, maybe fake boobs run in his family.

0:03:080:03:11

Look at this lady. She's got a thong on her face.

0:03:110:03:14

Oh, my God, his favourite movie is Dances With Wolves.

0:03:140:03:16

OK, we're good.

0:03:160:03:17

We'll keep checking in on this.

0:03:170:03:19

Where is Mark, anyway?

0:03:190:03:20

Attending yet another meeting of the old boys' club.

0:03:200:03:24

'Politics is full of boys' clubs, formal and informal.'

0:03:240:03:27

Behind me are all the members of the city council over the past 30 years.

0:03:270:03:31

And every day, as a woman, I have to walk past this wall of men.

0:03:310:03:34

It can be very upsetting. Especially because of that guy.

0:03:340:03:37

No matter what direction I move,

0:03:370:03:39

he's always staring at my chest.

0:03:390:03:41

Hmm?

0:03:410:03:43

See?

0:03:430:03:44

What are they doing out there?

0:03:440:03:46

Wheeling and dealing.

0:03:460:03:48

Divvying up the empire.

0:03:480:03:51

Oh, my wife got me this shirt.

0:03:510:03:52

She swears it makes me look thinner.

0:03:520:03:54

It kind of does.

0:03:540:03:55

You know what we should do? Let's go out there.

0:03:550:03:57

Let's bust up that old boys' club.

0:03:570:03:59

We're doing great work in the government. We deserve to be included.

0:03:590:04:01

Sure, yeah. I could use a beer.

0:04:010:04:03

Yes, Ann! That's good, think like a man.

0:04:030:04:04

April, we're leaving, you're in charge.

0:04:040:04:06

And it's because you're a woman!

0:04:060:04:08

What, do you really like red tape and uphill battles?

0:04:080:04:11

-Hey, Leslie!

-Hey!

0:04:110:04:12

What is up?

0:04:120:04:13

I'll tell you what's up.

0:04:130:04:14

A couple of ladies are coming to bust up your little boys' club.

0:04:140:04:18

Awesome. Glad to have you. Let me get you a beer.

0:04:180:04:21

-(We're in.)

-Hey, I'm Brian.

0:04:210:04:23

Hi, Brian, Leslie Knope. Deputy director of...

0:04:230:04:25

-Drink that.

-OK.

0:04:250:04:27

I'm Ann, everyone. I don't work here.

0:04:270:04:29

-ALL:

-Hey, Ann.

0:04:290:04:31

So, what are you guys talking about? What's the topic du jour?

0:04:310:04:33

Oh!

0:04:330:04:34

GLASS SHATTERS

0:04:340:04:36

Did you hear that?

0:04:360:04:38

That was the sound of a glass ceiling being shattered.

0:04:380:04:42

The boys' club is more about socializing than work, you know?

0:04:420:04:45

'I mean, you got to loosen up.

0:04:450:04:46

'I kind of feel like I'm already in the boys' club.

0:04:460:04:50

'I mean, look at those bitches clean up after me.'

0:04:500:04:52

So, is this, like, your regular Tuesday night scene?

0:04:520:04:55

-Well, it's just a way to unwind, you know.

-Mmm-hmm.

0:04:550:04:57

Really different from your Friday night crowd, right?

0:04:570:05:00

-What crowd?

-You know,

0:05:000:05:01

the girls with the tribal back tattoos

0:05:010:05:03

who drink Red Bull for a living.

0:05:030:05:04

-Oh! Oh, I like this. This is banter.

-That crowd.

0:05:040:05:06

-Banter's fun.

-Where'd that come from?

0:05:060:05:08

We were just on the computer,

0:05:080:05:09

looking at your profile.

0:05:090:05:10

You know, you have a friend who has a tattoo that says,

0:05:100:05:13

"Daddy's Girl."

0:05:130:05:14

And both words are misspelled.

0:05:140:05:16

Ooh! Mixing it up with the boys! So...

0:05:160:05:18

what are you going to say? What's your comeback?

0:05:180:05:19

Those aren't really my friends anymore.

0:05:190:05:21

I don't hang out with them.

0:05:210:05:22

Oh, boo. Brendanawicz, that's some weak sauce. You need to hit harder!

0:05:220:05:26

Natalie, it's your sister.

0:05:270:05:29

Pick me up or I'm going to draw all over your jeans.

0:05:300:05:33

Well, it's official, people. We're out of beer.

0:05:360:05:40

That's the cue. See you later, Leslie.

0:05:400:05:42

It was nice hanging out, you know, after work hours.

0:05:420:05:44

-Wait!

-I think I'm going to take off, too.

0:05:440:05:46

-Yeah, I should go, Leslie.

-Wait, you guys!

0:05:460:05:47

Let's keep this good feeling going.

0:05:470:05:49

It's just getting started!

0:05:490:05:50

Um, yeah, cos parties usually get started when you run out of booze.

0:05:500:05:53

OK, wait. Just hold on a second.

0:05:530:05:56

I got wine!

0:06:110:06:12

-ALL:

-Hey!

0:06:120:06:13

And cheese!

0:06:130:06:14

-ALL:

-Hey!

0:06:140:06:15

Good morning.

0:06:180:06:20

Last night, in a foolish attempt to infiltrate a boys' club,

0:06:200:06:24

'I violated the government employee ethics code of the state of Indiana.

0:06:240:06:27

'I have always tried to live my life in an ethical way, and last night, I failed.

0:06:270:06:31

'I realise I have let down every female public official in America,

0:06:310:06:35

'and I would like to apologise to them, right now,

0:06:350:06:38

'individually, and in alphabetical order.'

0:06:380:06:41

Michele Bachmann, Republican, Minnesota. I am sorry.

0:06:410:06:48

Tammy Baldwin, Democrat, Wisconsin. I'm so sorry, Tammy.

0:06:480:06:54

Melissa Bean...

0:06:540:06:55

OK. Double shift, remember? So I won't see you till tomorrow.

0:07:050:07:09

-Are you going to be OK?

-Oh, yeah. I got dinner.

0:07:090:07:14

Oh, God. Honey, can you just clean up a little bit?

0:07:140:07:17

I'll try. Don't expect much.

0:07:190:07:21

OK. I'll do it when I get home.

0:07:210:07:24

-You will?

-Yes. Yes.

0:07:240:07:25

'Ann is amazing.

0:07:250:07:27

'She takes care of me, she takes care of sick people, sick babies.'

0:07:270:07:31

She is an angel. And I seriously love her.

0:07:310:07:36

Hard.

0:07:360:07:37

She's going to be gone for the next 24 hours so I made this list

0:07:370:07:41

and, basically, this place is going to be like a sparkling palace when she returns.

0:07:410:07:46

I took a bunch of painkillers.

0:07:460:07:47

They're about to kick in so I'm ready to go.

0:07:470:07:50

There it is. Let's clear the air.

0:07:520:07:54

Last night, I opened up this gift basket, for my own pleasure.

0:07:540:07:58

Really. Leslie Knope. Usually such a prudish stickler for the rules.

0:07:580:08:02

I'm not happy about it either, Tom.

0:08:020:08:04

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

0:08:040:08:06

Last year you wrote me up for making personal phone calls to my mom.

0:08:060:08:09

Yes, I did. And I would do it again.

0:08:090:08:10

Two wrongs do not make a right.

0:08:100:08:12

Yes, but she was in the hospital.

0:08:120:08:14

I did not know that at the time.

0:08:150:08:17

So, can I have the basket?

0:08:170:08:18

No, I'm sorry. It's evidence.

0:08:180:08:19

It's a nice basket.

0:08:190:08:20

What would you put in there?

0:08:200:08:22

I don't know. Potpourri?

0:08:220:08:23

-That's a lot of potpourri.

-Hey, I am not the one on trial here.

0:08:230:08:26

I appreciate and thank you in advance for your unwavering support.

0:08:260:08:29

I think you should go to jail. Think about what you've done.

0:08:290:08:32

Go to jail? What's going on?

0:08:330:08:35

Ron, I have a very important and very long story to tell you.

0:08:350:08:39

-Put it in an e-mail?

-Nope.

0:08:410:08:42

It happened right out there, right outside this window.

0:08:430:08:47

Why can't I look away?

0:08:470:08:49

Let's not blow this out of proportion.

0:08:490:08:51

I will blow this in proportion!

0:08:510:08:54

The minimum punishment for this

0:08:540:08:55

is an official reprimand from the city manager.

0:08:550:08:58

-It's not that big a deal.

-Maybe in your world it isn't a big deal.

0:08:580:09:01

You're a white protestant man with a full, rich moustache.

0:09:010:09:05

But I am a woman

0:09:050:09:06

and I need to hold myself up to a higher standard.

0:09:060:09:08

This is ridiculous. You're punishing yourself

0:09:080:09:10

more than anybody else is going to punish you.

0:09:100:09:12

No. What do you suggest we do?

0:09:120:09:15

You think we should cover this up?

0:09:150:09:16

No, I'm not saying that. No-one said cover-up.

0:09:160:09:19

Good, because the cover-up is worse than the crime.

0:09:190:09:22

When you spill something and you try to wipe it up

0:09:220:09:24

with something that's dirty,

0:09:240:09:26

then you get double dirty.

0:09:260:09:28

-Please, don't make this worse.

-Oh, my God.

0:09:280:09:30

Good afternoon.

0:09:300:09:32

Since we last spoke, I have taken extraordinary steps

0:09:320:09:35

to make further amends for the mistakes that I have made.

0:09:350:09:39

I have written a full confession,

0:09:390:09:41

which I will be e-mailing to everyone in the entire Pawnee government.

0:09:410:09:46

I've also attached a link to the pit's web page,

0:09:460:09:49

just to remind people of all the good work that I do.

0:09:490:09:52

I asked Ron to blow the whistle on me, and he refused.

0:09:520:09:54

And that is why I had to whistle-blow myself.

0:09:540:09:57

'I wish I could say some of this mess was Ann's, but it's all mine.

0:10:000:10:05

'I'm kind of a nester.'

0:10:050:10:06

Huh? Not bad for a guy with two broken legs.

0:10:080:10:11

Hey.

0:10:190:10:20

Hey.

0:10:210:10:22

'I'm doing a little experiment tonight to see what will get me drunker.'

0:10:220:10:26

-'Drinking wine...'

-Leslie. Come here.

0:10:270:10:29

See what April put on the pit's web page.

0:10:290:10:31

'Right now, drinking wine is winning...'

0:10:310:10:33

Oh, my God. What am I looking at?

0:10:330:10:35

A video of me drinking some of that wine you stole.

0:10:350:10:37

What? Why did you do this?

0:10:370:10:39

Because I was waiting for my sister and I was bored,

0:10:400:10:42

and my hair looked really good.

0:10:420:10:44

And you put it in the pit's web page?

0:10:440:10:46

-Yeah.

-OK, take this off.

0:10:460:10:48

OK. I just sent an e-mail to everyone in the government,

0:10:480:10:50

and I put a link to this page!

0:10:500:10:51

A young law-breaker. A future Leslie Knope.

0:10:520:10:55

-DOOR OPENS

-Play it again for us, Jerry.

-You got it.

0:10:550:10:58

Leslie?

0:11:030:11:04

She's 19 years old.

0:11:040:11:06

I thought I told you not to make this worse.

0:11:060:11:08

And I heard you loud and clear.

0:11:080:11:09

But then you made it worse.

0:11:090:11:11

The disciplinary committee is having a hearing tomorrow,

0:11:120:11:15

and you're going to have to testify.

0:11:150:11:17

Oh, no.

0:11:170:11:18

April might get dismissed. You could get fired.

0:11:180:11:20

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

0:11:200:11:22

Oh, no.

0:11:220:11:23

Oh, God.

0:11:230:11:24

This bench is so uncomfortable.

0:11:240:11:26

Ow. Help. Please, Ron. Ron.

0:11:260:11:30

Ron, tell me it's going to be OK.

0:11:300:11:32

-Tell me it's going to be OK.

-It's going to...

0:11:320:11:34

Ron? Where are you?

0:11:340:11:35

It's... It'll... Hang in.

0:11:350:11:38

-Ron!

-OK. You're OK.

0:11:380:11:41

Good evening.

0:11:410:11:42

I've spoken to you a couple of times about something that happened,

0:11:420:11:45

but I don't want to...

0:11:450:11:48

I don't want to talk about it anymore.

0:11:480:11:50

So, the disciplinary committee awaits.

0:11:520:11:55

-Feeling good? Feeling strong?

-Not really. No.

0:11:550:11:57

Do you want me to run some test questions with you?

0:11:570:11:58

Maybe give you an idea of what the disciplinary committee will be like?

0:11:580:12:00

Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, thanks, Tom.

0:12:000:12:03

OK.

0:12:030:12:05

So, Miss Knope, you're accused of stealing wine.

0:12:050:12:09

How many drinks do you have per week, on average?

0:12:090:12:11

Zero.

0:12:110:12:14

Zero to six.

0:12:140:12:15

-I'm going to write down 10.

-Yeah.

0:12:150:12:18

Do you ever cheat on your taxes?

0:12:180:12:20

No, no, no. Never.

0:12:200:12:21

Good. You're doing great.

0:12:210:12:23

How many sexual partners have you had in the last year?

0:12:230:12:25

-Are they going to ask that?

-This is a deposition-style hearing, Miss Knope.

0:12:250:12:28

Nothing is off-limits. You have to answer.

0:12:280:12:29

Now, how many sexual partners have you had in the last year?

0:12:290:12:33

-Zero to six.

-Zero.

0:12:330:12:35

-Have you ever thought about Ron sexually?

-What?

0:12:350:12:37

Including dreams.

0:12:370:12:39

Have you ever had a sexual dream about our boss, Ron Swanson?

0:12:390:12:41

-No! Absolutely not. No.

-Yes.

0:12:410:12:44

-No.

-Now, in this recurring dream

0:12:440:12:46

that you have about Ron, is he like a regular Ron,

0:12:460:12:48

or is he half-Ron, half-animal, like a centaur?

0:12:480:12:51

What? No...

0:12:510:12:52

Is he wearing a football uniform?

0:12:520:12:53

Are you making love to him on a couch shaped like his moustache?

0:12:530:12:57

Is he covered in Powerade?

0:12:570:12:58

No, OK. Time-out. Time-out.

0:12:580:12:59

This committee doesn't take time-outs, Miss Knope.

0:12:590:13:01

Now answer the question!

0:13:010:13:02

-I need something to drink.

-How about some stolen wine?

0:13:020:13:04

No. I meant water.

0:13:040:13:07

Thank you for your time, Miss Knope. You're fired.

0:13:070:13:10

So, that's kind of your worst-case scenario, you know?

0:13:100:13:12

If you can handle that, I think you'll be fine.

0:13:120:13:15

Great.

0:13:150:13:16

'Ron, thank you for being here with me today.'

0:13:180:13:20

I'm your department head. I have to be.

0:13:200:13:23

Nonetheless.

0:13:230:13:24

-Miss Knope?

-Yes.

0:13:240:13:25

You're here because you allegedly accepted a gift of over 25 dollars

0:13:250:13:29

and contributed to the delinquency of a minor.

0:13:290:13:32

Can you tell us what happened?

0:13:320:13:33

I'm going to take a glass of water first, if I may.

0:13:330:13:35

Certainly.

0:13:350:13:37

Sorry.

0:13:370:13:38

"Two days ago,

0:13:490:13:50

"I attended an informal boys' club meeting for the very first time."

0:13:500:13:55

"After one and a half beers,

0:13:560:13:58

"awash in the glow of acceptance

0:13:580:13:59

"into this elite, exclusive club..."

0:13:590:14:01

Sorry, what club is this?

0:14:010:14:03

A couple city planners like to drink beer

0:14:030:14:06

in the courtyard on Tuesday nights.

0:14:060:14:08

No-one is supposed to drink alcohol on government property.

0:14:080:14:11

That's not my department.

0:14:110:14:13

Go ahead, Leslie.

0:14:130:14:14

"I made a very unwise decision.

0:14:160:14:18

"A decision that will live in infamy.

0:14:180:14:20

"I opened a gift basket of wine and cheese."

0:14:200:14:23

"Our intern, April Ludgate,

0:14:270:14:30

"drank some of that wine without my knowledge."

0:14:300:14:32

"That was never part of the plan.

0:14:330:14:35

"She had not been invited to the meeting of the boys' club.

0:14:350:14:38

"I repeat, not been invited.

0:14:380:14:41

"Though it is my hope that some day, she lives in a world

0:14:410:14:44

"where the very idea of boys' clubs is ancient history."

0:14:440:14:48

But you did open the gift basket. And the intern did drink the wine.

0:14:500:14:56

Please, don't blame her for my mistake.

0:14:560:14:58

The biggest crime we could commit here

0:14:580:15:01

would be to destroy a teenage girl's passion for local government.

0:15:010:15:06

There's only one more thing I need to clean, me.

0:15:080:15:11

Um, I can't really get into a shower,

0:15:110:15:13

so I got this idea from my parents.

0:15:130:15:17

This is how they clean their dog.

0:15:170:15:19

ANDY SINGS ON CD PLAYER

0:15:190:15:21

Do you like that?

0:15:230:15:25

Huh?

0:15:250:15:26

I wrote that for Ann.

0:15:260:15:29

It's going to be playing when she walks through the door today.

0:15:290:15:31

And check this out. Washed my shorts. How do you like that?

0:15:310:15:35

Hey. Turn that down.

0:15:380:15:39

No. I wrote that song.

0:15:390:15:41

I don't care. Turn it down.

0:15:410:15:42

What are you doing in my yard, Lawrence? Get out of here.

0:15:420:15:44

OK, you know what? I'm taking this.

0:15:440:15:46

Put down my boom box.

0:15:460:15:47

It's my boom box now. I asked you nicely.

0:15:470:15:49

You did not ask me nicely! Put that down!

0:15:490:15:52

I just put 12 new batteries in that thing!

0:15:520:15:55

Lawrence, come on!

0:16:000:16:02

What's going on out here?

0:16:020:16:03

Give it to me!

0:16:030:16:04

DOG BARKS

0:16:040:16:06

-Come on.

-Go back inside, Hank.

0:16:060:16:08

'Miss Knope,'

0:16:080:16:09

what was the first thing you did when you arrived at work the next day?

0:16:090:16:12

Can you go over the time line for us once more?

0:16:120:16:14

Yes, of course. I awoke at 6.21am.

0:16:140:16:17

After a fitful night of sleep...

0:16:170:16:18

We've been over this.

0:16:180:16:20

What more could you guys possibly want her to do?

0:16:200:16:23

Well, we don't know yet.

0:16:230:16:25

Frankly we've got a lot more questions.

0:16:250:16:26

RON GROANS Ron, it's OK.

0:16:260:16:28

No, it's not. This is not Communist China.

0:16:280:16:31

You cannot make her whip herself.

0:16:310:16:32

You cannot make her wear a hair shirt.

0:16:320:16:35

We weren't planning on doing either of those things.

0:16:350:16:36

This is America.

0:16:360:16:38

You want to live in North Korea, you can live in North Korea.

0:16:380:16:41

I don't want to. I want to live in America.

0:16:410:16:44

Leslie has never broken a rule in her life,

0:16:440:16:46

to the point that it's annoying.

0:16:460:16:49

If you want to slap her on the wrist, go ahead.

0:16:490:16:51

If you want to do anything more serious,

0:16:510:16:53

you're going to have to go through me.

0:16:530:16:54

-Let's go.

-Are we done?

0:16:540:16:56

We're done, let's go.

0:16:560:16:57

So, after all that, it's really not that bad.

0:17:020:17:05

You're going to get a letter in your file.

0:17:050:17:07

-Ron, I just wanted to say thank you, so...

-Don't worry about it.

0:17:080:17:10

'No, I didn't do it for Leslie. I did it because I hate bureaucracy.'

0:17:150:17:20

My idea of a perfect government is one guy,

0:17:200:17:24

who sits in a small room at a desk,

0:17:240:17:26

and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke.

0:17:260:17:30

The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test,

0:17:300:17:33

and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon.

0:17:330:17:37

And women are brought to him, maybe,

0:17:370:17:41

when he desires them.

0:17:410:17:44

Oh, hey, Ann. You're here.

0:17:440:17:45

Yeah, I came from the hospital. How'd it go?

0:17:450:17:48

I don't want to be overdramatic,

0:17:480:17:49

but today felt like 100 years in hell

0:17:490:17:51

and the absolute worst day of my life.

0:17:510:17:52

Oh, God.

0:17:520:17:54

I never should have opened that stupid basket.

0:17:540:17:56

Yeah. Why did you open that basket?

0:17:560:17:58

It doesn't really seem like you.

0:17:580:17:59

I think it's cos I wanted to shatter the glass ceiling.

0:17:590:18:02

You know what I mean? And just kind of infiltrate the boys' club.

0:18:020:18:05

Hmm.

0:18:050:18:06

I did it for a guy.

0:18:080:18:10

-Oh!

-Yeah. Mark.

0:18:100:18:13

Oh.

0:18:140:18:16

Oh. Wow.

0:18:160:18:18

I... We had a brief affair in February of 2004.

0:18:180:18:23

And there's still something very complicated between us, so...

0:18:230:18:28

Yeah. Sure.

0:18:290:18:31

Yeah.

0:18:310:18:32

Smart woman. Iffy choice in men.

0:18:320:18:35

But then again, I'm not one to talk.

0:18:360:18:38

DOOR OPENS

0:18:390:18:41

ANN GASPS

0:18:420:18:44

What do you think?

0:18:450:18:46

Andy. This is so sweet.

0:18:460:18:49

-It's nothing.

-What happened to you?

0:18:490:18:51

Oh, I was chasing our neighbour who's a total jagweed

0:18:510:18:55

and I fell in some prickly bushes.

0:18:550:18:57

Doesn't matter. What do you think of the house, huh?

0:18:570:19:00

-Were you totally surprised?

-Yeah.

0:19:000:19:02

-Do you love it?

-Yeah.

0:19:020:19:04

Here, baby. Sit down. I'm going to put something on those scratches.

0:19:040:19:06

Somebody is getting gently laid tonight.

0:19:080:19:11

Andy! God!

0:19:110:19:14

You look like you need one of these.

0:19:210:19:23

Come on. You're over 21.

0:19:230:19:27

You're not supposed to be drinking on government property.

0:19:270:19:29

Loosen up. You're going to drive yourself crazy

0:19:290:19:31

trying to follow every single rule in government.

0:19:310:19:34

Mark, I have a letter in my file.

0:19:340:19:36

I got seven letters in my file.

0:19:360:19:39

Pretty much every guy in city planning has a bunch of letters.

0:19:390:19:42

So, welcome to the team.

0:19:430:19:45

Look out, boys. I'm in your club now.

0:19:510:19:53

I'm in your club. I'm in your club. I'm in your club. I'm in your club.

0:19:530:19:56

I'm in your club. I'm in your club. I'm in your... Mmm. Creepy.

0:19:560:20:00

Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS