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The Scots... Well, who's like us? | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
Over the last hundred years, | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
film has played a central role | 0:00:08 | 0:00:09 | |
in creating a global image of the Scots. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
So, what stories have these films told the world about us? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
And what can these characters teach us about ourselves? | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
And which of our on-screen traits have a whiff of truth? | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
And which deserve to be pure boiled up in a sheep's stomach | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
and fed to the Loch Ness Monster? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Go! | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
-It's sh.... -..great being Scottish - | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
the most contented, cheerful, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
generous, gregarious, | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
sober, assertive group | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
ever begat into civilisation. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Some people like the English. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Well, so do I. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
But the Scots, well, who's like us? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Tonight, I'm inviting you to quit your cringing Jock | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
and join me, friends, | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
as we take a look at how the Scottish soul | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
has been projected to the world. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
# Brochan tana, tana, tana, brochan lom na sughain... # | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
-The good... -There's no stopping me now. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
..the bad, | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
and the glorious of Scottish stereotypes. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
# If you want my body and you think I'm sexy... # | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
Because, as the old toast kind of goes, wha's like us? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Damn few indeed, and they're all fictional - | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
which is probably just as well. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Scotland has been doing a lot of national soul-searching recently, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
trying to figure out who we really are. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
This isn't some part of the country, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
this is Scotland, by Christ! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Luckily, movies have been giving us sweet and salty answers for years. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
MUSIC: Matinee by Franz Ferdinand | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
So, if you only knew the Scots from how we'd been shown on screen, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
what would be your first impressions? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
BAGPIPES AND ROARING | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
So, you want some words? | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
What's this area famous for? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Some really dark, dark humour. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Drunks. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Muggers. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Multiple social deprivation. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Drunken, brawling... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Ah, bastard! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Loud, drunken, ginger... | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
# I'm so drunk I can barely see... # | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Unintelligible... | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
I'm as good as you are, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
bad as I am. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
..by painting us really well. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Us miserable sinners. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Douce and very repressed. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
There'll be no church for you in Snorvaig today. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Surly, aggressive... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
-Behave yourself. -Tight. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Cannae beat a fish supper. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
Get off! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
Parochial sort of tartanry. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Could you tell us where we can find the local inn? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
-Lots of swearing. -Shite. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
-Bugger off. -Get tae... | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
Dour, mean and hard. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
That is the stuff I am made of. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
What a bonnie nation. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
But should we even care about how we're portrayed in film? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
I mean, they are just movies, aren't they? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
'Amongst the islands of the Scottish Hebrides | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
'lies the tiny isle of Begg, | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
'an isolated community | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
'without any of the advantages of modern civilisation.' | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Ehh! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Without even television. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Everybody wants their culture and their country | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
portrayed in a certain way | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
that is something you're proud of | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
or something that makes you laugh or that's recognisable, | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
because it's a calling card for the world. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
And stereotypes can be dangerous if misused, | 0:03:28 | 0:03:33 | |
as illustrated in this terrifying Monty Python sketch. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
BAGPIPES BLARE | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Read all about it! Read all about it! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Man turns into Scotsman! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
He'd always watched Doctor Finlay on the television. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
You see, Scottishness starts with little things like that | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
and works up. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
No further questions. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
BAGPIPES BLARE | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
If the past is a foreign country, | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
it seems that, for many people, | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
that country is Scotland. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Many early depictions of "Scotchland: The Movie" | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
feature Bonnie Prince Charlie. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Kilts, tartan and Highland mountains | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
all looked glorious in Technicolor. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Fellow Scotsmen, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
here is my sword. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
God defend Scotland! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
The Highlands are on the march! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Unfortunately, audiences in 1948 | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
proved less willing to march to cinemas | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
to see David Niven's attempts in the role... | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
God and St Andrew! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
..but Hollywood still loved its Scottish heroes, | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
especially when you had Robert Louis Stevenson | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
providing the source material. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Bonnie Prince Charlie, the Stuart heir, | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
has landed on the shores of his homeland. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
The Master Of Ballantrae features a swashbuckling Errol Flynn. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
Look at him swashing his buckles. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Although, you suspect, he didn't quite fight as hard | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
in his attempts to master the Scottish accent. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
I'm afraid Mr Bally doesn't care much for talk. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
He believes in action. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
That's a Scottish trait, isn't it, Mr Bally? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Yes. There have been some who wished it otherwise, though. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
King George, for instance. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Yeah, King George. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Yeah. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
The same year, Rob Roy: The Highland Rogue | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
is full of the type of Scoticisms | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
which were fast becoming almost compulsory. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
HE ROARS | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Highland coos - check. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Berserker pipers - check. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
Swashbuckling hunks of masculinity. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
One stereotype which is obviously completely true. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Aye, as superhero costumes go, | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
the kilt is pretty tidy, like. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Albeit, a superpower often seems to be | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
losing in the most glorious way possible. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
BAGPIPES PLAY | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
The men are coming home. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Aye, but some are not. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
We do tend to get a wee bit sentimental in Scotland, | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
over our history in particular. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
When I was a kid and saw films, | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
like Bonnie Prince Charlie and Rob Roy, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
we were all out in the playground | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
fighting the dastardly English. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
And if I could be anybody else, | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
I'd love to be this character - | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Alan Breck from Kidnapped. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Why am I not a bonnie fighter? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
The truth is, it wasn't quite the way that history is in the movies | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
but, hey, as Mark Twain said, | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
"Never let the facts stand in the way of a good story." | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
So I'll go with that. I'll go with the movie history. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
It's my opinion that the choice of the field, for us, is suicidal. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
The first thing my men will find, | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
when they do awake, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
is the enemy on them, | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
cutting their throats. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
In 1964, a ground-breaking television film, Culloden, | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
questioned these national myths, | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
showing just how un-glorious | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
the reality had been. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
HORSE WHINNIES | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Damn the wee fool. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
Scatter...into the mist, find your own way home. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
But the appeal of rugged men showing off their knobbly knees | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
never went away. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
In the mid '90s, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
Liam Neeson cut a dash as Rob Roy. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
There they are! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
The honest Highlander fighting for his rights | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
against corrupt aristocrats. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
Well, who wouldn't want the Scots to win? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Especially when all the English characters look like Captain Hook | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
and act like dastardly pirates while they're at it. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Oh, well. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
The great McGregor come to hand at last. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
You can think of these films as basically Scottish Westerns, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
which, of course, would make the Scots the Indians. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Now, as a McKohli, that makes a lot of sense to me. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
BAGPIPE MUSIC BLARES | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
Slosh. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Here are Scotland's terms. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Lower your flags | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
and march straight back to England, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
stopping at every home you pass by | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
to beg forgiveness for 100 years of theft, rape and murder. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
These films have come to represent Scotland the brand | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
as much as Scotland the brave... | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
and few of them loom larger than the biopic of old blue face, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
with its mix of stirring speeches, | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
bloodthirsty battles | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
and dodgy history. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Go! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
There's something about an uprising that fails. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
A noble cause that, you know, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
failed at the last hurdle. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
A failed rebellion becomes romantic. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
'They fought like Scotsmen... | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
'..and won their freedom.' | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
All of that mythology accrues around Scotland | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
and I think that's why people get so attached to the Highlander myth. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
The prisoner wishes to say a word. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
For many, this was indeed Scotland forever! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
And ever | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
-and ever... -Freedom! -..and ever... | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
and ever. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
ROARING | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
GRUNTING | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
HE ROARS | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
HE ROARS AGAIN | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
We're now arriving at Blackness Castle, | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
the fortress of Black Jack Randall, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
where Jamie comes to rescue Claire. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
The international appeal of these historical epics | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
means that film and TV tourism | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
draws thousands of people to Scotland every year. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Oh, look, there's some there. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Hiya! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
Looks great. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
HE CLEARS THROAT Tourist. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
BAGPIPES PLAY | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
Hello, everyone, I am Sanjeev McKohli of the clan McKohli. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
Welcome to the seat of the clan McKohli. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Can I just ask you all - what youse doing here? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
We're here for the Outlander tour. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Ah. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
What's an out...lander? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
-Jamie. -Jamie. -Jamie! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
I'll thank you to take your hands off my wife. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Outlander is, of course, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
the biggest drama in production in Scotland today. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
The series tells a story of Claire, | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
who falls through a vortex in time to 1743 | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
and, very handily, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
takes us back to the most romantic, | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
scenic and bloody time of Scottish history. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Full of rousing battles... | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
..arousing love scenes... | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
and shinty. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:10:37 | 0:10:44 | |
Some of us even moved here. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
-For Outlander? -For Outlander. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
-And the love of Scotland. -And the love of Scotland. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
Wow. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
It's something about that knee porn. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Something catch your eye there, lass? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
What about Jamie? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Outlander author, Diana Gabaldon, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
wrote the first book before she ever set foot in Scotland, | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
having been inspired by an episode of Doctor Who, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
also starring a hero called Jamie. Hmm. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Try to murder a McCrimmon, would you? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Well, I'll show you! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Creag an tuire! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
My heart's in the Highlands! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
My heart is not here! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
My heart's in the Highlands, | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
chasing the deer! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
In the film Mrs Brown, | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Billy Connolly plays a Highlander... | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Lift your foot, woman. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
..offering his own unique brand of bereavement counselling | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
to Judi Dench's Queen Victoria. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
He really was playing on Queen Victoria's | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
ludicrous sense of romanticising the Highlands, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
because he's just lording it over the rest of the servants. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
I'm Her Majesty's Highland servant! | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Indoors and out. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
There's no stopping me now. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Yet even when taking orders, | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
we still manage to show our rebellious streak. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Charlie doesn't take cream in his coffee. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
That's very sophisticated, isn't it? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Alec Guinness did his best | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
to be both a rebel and a bully in Tunes Of Glory. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Is that no sophisticated? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Not especially, I shouldn't have thought. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
-MIMICKING: -Not especially, I shouldn't have thought. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Actually, point of fact. You know what I mean, old boy. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
THE GREAT ESCAPE THEME PLAYS | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
In The Great Escape, | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Ives uses his time locked up in the cooler with Steve McQueen | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
to dispense girl advice. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
They were the days. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
Some of these Saturday nights | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
in towns like Musselburgh and Hamilton. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
You'd to fight off the birds. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
You know, birds. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Girls, man, girls. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
You no' have them in the States? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
The first time I identified a Scottish person in film | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
was Ives in The Great Escape. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
He kept, kind of, making life hard | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
for the Nazis and trying to escape. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
At the end, after the Nazis discover the first tunnel, | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
it's as if all hope is gone. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
He just cracks up... | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
..and he goes towards the fence and gets shot to bits. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
And Steve McQueen tries to save him, | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
but it's too late. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
D'oh! | 0:13:39 | 0:13:40 | |
Who's running this army, you or me? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Right, now get to work | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
and don't let me see a speck when I get back! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Leather post. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
The first Scot I saw | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
was probably James Finlayson | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
and he was a foil for Laurel and Hardy. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
BAGPIPES BLARE, HE WHISTLES | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
He was a master of the double take | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
and he was this frustrated, angry Scot. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
James Finlayson would inspire Homer Simpson's famous... | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
D'oh! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
..catchphrase, | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
but he's not the only Scottish presence in The Simpsons. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
In a possibly fictional poll, | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Americans were asked which Scottish character | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
they most identified with Scottish traits. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
The winner - Groundskeeper Willie. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
It seems too often our passion is mistaken for aggression. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
I mean, maybe Willie just really...likes gardening! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Grow! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Bonjour, | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
you cheese-eating surrender monkeys! | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
You offset him against the sort of prim, proper Principal Skinner, | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
it becomes this brilliant double act between the both of them. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
like Englishmen and Scots! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Or Welshmen and Scots. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Or Japanese and Scots. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Or Scots and other Scots. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Damn Scots! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
They ruined Scotland! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
You Scots sure are a contentious people. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
You just made an enemy for life! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Not so fast, boy-o. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
If it was up to me, I'd let you go, | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
but the lads have a temper | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
and they've been drinking all day! | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
Ow! Ow! | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
'Some Scottish stereotypes are irresistible, | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
'and the angry Scotsman - pure gold!' | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
What are you doing in my swamp?! | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Some of the most famous Scottish on-screen characters | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
tend to lose their heid in pretty spectacular fashion. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
Jamie! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
Ah, the crossest man in Scotland. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
'How do you make Malcolm Tucker even more scary | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
'to the English civil servants he works with?' | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
This is Toby. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
'Give him a sidekick who's equally angry | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
'and equally Scottish.' | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Very pleased to meet you. Please, sit down. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Now, right, that's enough of all the Oxbridge pleasantries. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
I was just... What's Oxbridge about saying hello? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Shut it, Love Actually! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Do you want me to hole punch your face?! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
COW GROANS | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
In The Last King Of Scotland, | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
James McAvoy's impatience... | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
..leads to a potentially ugly confrontation | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
with Forrest Whitaker's Idi Amin. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
You are British. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Well, I'm Scottish. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
I'm Scottish. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
-Scottish? -Yeah. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
Why didn't you say so? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
I fought with the Scots against the Mau Mau. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Great soldiers. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
Would you let me have this T-shirt? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Just as well as he'd packed his Scotland top, eh? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
Taps aff. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Thank you. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Scots on-screen were often depicted | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
as living simple lives | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
in far-flung corners, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
often battling against the intrusions of modern society | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
as well as the elements. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
MIDGE BUZZES But never the midges for some reason. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Year by year, the population's shrinking. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Look what happened to Mingulay and St Kilda. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
Islands barren now that once were full of people. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
It's every man for himself. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
One of the great early Scottish films, which I really like, | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
is Michael Powell's The Edge Of The World, | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
which is set on a supposed St Kilda | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
and it's about the clearance of St Kilda in the 1930s | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
and the decisions they make to go. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
And it's a brilliant naturalistic portrait of Scotland. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
Don't worry about me, I know where I'm going! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
# I know where I'm going | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
# And I know who's going with me | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
# I know who I love | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
# But the dear know who I'll marry. # | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
The Powell and Pressburger film | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
I Know Where I'm Going | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
stars Wendy Hiller on her way to the Hebrides | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
to marry a rich industrialist. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
But quelle surprise... | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
How long will the gale last? | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Just as long as the wind blows, my lady. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
..bad weather interrupts her travel plans... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
BAGPIPES BLARE | 0:18:04 | 0:18:10 | |
..as do the charming locals on the Isle of Mull, | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
forcing her to have second thoughts. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
Do you think you could dance the Scottish? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
-I think so. -Good. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
-I suppose we ought to go back now. -Oh, no hurry. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
# Macaphee turn the cattle roon Loch Avornin | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
# Macaphee turn the cattle roon Loch Avornin | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
# Macaphee turn the cattle round Loch Avornin | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
# Here and there and everywhere the cows are in the corn | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
# Waitin at the sheilin Vhari Van mochree | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
# Waitin at the sheilin Far awa tae sea | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
# Home will come the bonny boats, Vhari Van mochree | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
# And home will come the bonny boys, Vhari Van mochree. # | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
There is no whisky. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
TENSE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
Perhaps the most famous portrayal of wily islanders is Whisky Galore. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
Whisky. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
Uisge-beatha. | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
In Gaelic, they call it the water of life | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
and to a true islander, | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
life without it is not worth living. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
The film drew on real life events | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
and tells of how the islanders of Todday | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
are saved from a disastrous whisky drought | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
when a Government supply ship is washed onto the rocks, | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
laden with the mother lode. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
50,000 cases of whisky. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
The film portrays the canny islanders | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
outwitting the English officers supposedly in charge. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
It remains one of the most loved Scottish films of all time | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
and has just been re-made. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Quite a lot of the elements | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
of early 20th century Scottish stereotype | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
are present and correct. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Now who'd be saying a thing like that? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
The slightly drunk, slightly unruly local. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
The figures who are magically cut adrift | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
or don't seem to respect, at all, | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
the conventions of how we live in the modern world... | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
I don't understand what you're saying. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
It's a pity I haven't the Gaelic. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
..but I think, as viewers, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
we're also very aware that they know | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
that they're playing a stereotype. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
They're not the joke, | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
they're in on the joke | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
and the joke's being played on someone else. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
HE SINGS | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
# Brochan tana, tana, tana, brochan lom na sughain | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
# Brochan tana, tana, tana, brochan lom na sughain | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
# Brochan tana, tana, tana, brochan lom na sughain | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
# Brochan lom 's e tana lom 's e brochan lom na sughain | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
# Brochan tana, tana, tana, brochan lom na sughain | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
# Brochan tana, tana, tana, brochan lom na sughain | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
# Brochan tana, tana, tana, brochan lom na sughain | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
# Brochan lom 's e tana lom 's e brochan lom na sughain. # | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
In America, the film Whisky Galore | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
was released as Tight Little Island. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Bit racist. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
But in France, it was called Whisky A Go Go. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Proves that everything sounds cool in French, even the Scottish! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
Not that Orson Welles' laird in Trouble In The Glen | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
would have agreed. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
This is Glen Easan. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
We're high in the Highlands, or Heelands, | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
in an area infested with tribes of hostile savages, | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
known as Scotsmen, | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
and situated a good many degrees north of civilisation. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
The Scots are often portrayed as a parochial lot, | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
fighting against the big bad world. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Kailyard might sound like an overpriced hipster cafe, | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
but it's become shorthand for how Scotland was represented | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
to the rest of the world for many years. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Your young people have got no entertainment, | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
not a cinema for miles. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
What sort of life is that, my friends, | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
to be living in the present century? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Oh-ho! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:33 | |
It's a terrible picture he's painting. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
I'm afraid that, in your present mode of life, | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
you're not an asset to Great Britain, you're a liability. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
THEY EXCLAIM | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Kailyard referred to images of Scotland | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
that portrayed it as parochial. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Now, don't forget to wear your Black Watch kilt. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
No, Mum. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
-And don't leave off your underwear until it's really hot. -No, Mum. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
Cut off from the modern world, small town. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
I've never left home before. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
I've never been further than Perth. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
And I didn't like Perth. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
Hapless lads, winsome lassies. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
You know, you've got to go to the mainland | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
to find out what's happening to us here on these islands. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
Well, you know, I've been living in Begg all my life. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
I canny recollect anything happening here whatever. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
They certainly weren't something | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
which you could recognise yourself in. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
She must know about cows, chickens and children. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Yes. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
No English, Irish or Welsh girls... | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
and no widows. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
BAGPIPER PLAYS "HIGHLAND CATHEDRAL" | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
One film, above all, | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
has become shorthand for images of a bonnie Scotland | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
stuck in the past. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
Blimey. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
What's that, Simon Callow? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
It's Brigadoon! | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
It's bloody Brigadoon! | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
# Brigadoon | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
# Brigadoon... # | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
Ha-ha! Now, there was a Scottish cliche from Hollywood, wasn't it? | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
That was... | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
But I remember just loving it. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
And not... | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Cos I was a kid, you know, so I didn't feel, "Don't patronise me." | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
You know? That's it. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Because it was a beautiful musical. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:12 | |
# Salted meat I'm sellin' there at the square, laddie! # | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
Brigadoon tells the story of a Highland village | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
magically sent into collective slumber | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
and awoken 200 years later | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
with the arrival of two American tourists. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
-Look at that. -What do you know, it looks like a village! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
I don't think I've ever, in my life, seen Brigadoon. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
I think I was beginning to see it at one point in a hotel | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
and it just made me feel slightly ill | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
# Go home with Bonnie Jean | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
# Go home, go home, go home with Bonnie Jean... # | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
I will not have a word against it. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
It's the most perfect musical ever. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
# Go home with Bonnie Jean! # | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
What is Local Hero if it isn't Brigadoon? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
It's the same thing, it's giving up the modern world | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
to step back into this beautiful idea of a romantic Scotland... | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
which I think is still there somewhere. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
1983's Local Hero | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
shows American oil executives | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
meeting wiley Scottish locals | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
and becoming slowly enlightened by their wisdom. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
..wanted to talk to you. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
Would you give me a pound note | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
for every grain of sand I hold in my hand? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Now, you can have the beach for that. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Saved you a pound or two there. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
When you had Fulton Mackay with the grains of sand, | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
there was some kind of sense | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
that maybe crazy old blokes... | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
..who were Scottish might know something. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Quiet, please, everyone. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
Murdo wants to say a short prayer. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
-Lord... -It's the Yank and the other one! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
They're coming across to the church! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Quiet, please, everyone. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
Murdo, can you deal with it? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
-Oh, God. -Just head them on. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
That film absolutely came out | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
from those early '40s, '50s movies, | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
but gave it a contemporary spin. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
What was it Gordon Urquhart offered you? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
£1.5 million in cash, | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
plus 2% of relocation fund, | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
and a share in the oil field revenue. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
Strange times, strange times. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
CEILIDH MUSIC PLAYS | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Ah, uisge-beatha, | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
the water of life. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
You'll take a wee sensation before you go, Father. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Aye. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
# There stands the glass... # | 0:25:37 | 0:25:42 | |
Right away. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
# That will ease all my pain... # | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
I can die content... | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
# It's my first one... | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
..when I finish this whisky. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
# There stands the glass... # | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
Whisky for the gentlemen that like it - | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
and for the gentlemen that don't like it, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
whisky. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:04 | |
You'll take a dram. It's from my own still. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
-What is it? -Whisky, you strayed lamb. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
How does it taste? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
Mother's milk. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
# You're in my eyes | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
# You're in my dreams | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
# You're Celtic, united | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
# And, baby, I've decided | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
# You're the best thing that's happened to me. # | 0:26:21 | 0:26:26 | |
# Some of them had boots an' stockings | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
# Some of them had nane ava... # | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
# There stands the glass | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
HE GROANS # Fill it up to the brim. # | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Quite often it seems that a wee dram | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
is employed to sharpen the wits, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
despite all evidence to the contrary. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Breaking down boundaries, | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
allowing us to access innate truths. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
I'm as good as you are, | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
bad as I am. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
You could almost forget that binge-drinking has its downsides. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
Oh, that's boggin'! | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Some of the most memorable scenes | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
featuring Scottish characters, | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
young and old, | 0:27:01 | 0:27:02 | |
have inevitably involved a bevvy. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Or seven. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
When I think of Scotland, I think Buckfast, | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
I think... | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
out clubbing, | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
people strewn across the streets | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
unable to walk home | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
cos they're completely incapacitated. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Casual sex. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
There probably is some... | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
..basis for the drunken Scots. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
HE EXCLAIMS | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
We love a party... | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
and sometimes that party gets a little bit out of control. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
There's a movie called The Illusionist | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
and the lord has put on this show for everyone.... | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
HE GROANS | 0:27:45 | 0:27:46 | |
But he's really positive. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
HE EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
And the minute he picks a drink up, he goes... "Oi!" | 0:27:50 | 0:27:54 | |
He starts smiling, as if, | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
"I've got another drink and I'm off." | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
It's all right. I'm all right. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
Does any man here desire to be consumed by drunkenness? | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
If you're referring to me, Minister, | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
I'd rather consume the drink. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
I'll step down from the pulpit and run you out of the house of God! | 0:28:17 | 0:28:21 | |
You hulking man of sin. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
This is Scotland. You can't have a good time without consequences. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:28 | |
For every party, there's a hangover - | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
or, as it's called in Scotland... | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
Calvinism. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:33 | |
The most straight-laced side of our national personality | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
means that we're often shown as a slightly... | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
dour bunch. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:40 | |
Singing, dancing, drinking, | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
and all the violent, evil uses of the flesh! | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
And few Scottish actors nail that particular character trait | 0:28:47 | 0:28:51 | |
quite like John Laurie. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
The wicked shall be destroyed! | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
This daughter of a rich man and her devilry | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
defy the most sacred laws of God and man! | 0:28:58 | 0:29:02 | |
She dresses in purple and fine linen, | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
but her heart is black, | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
black with sin! | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
"Vengeance is mine," said the Lord, | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
"and the retribution will be just!" | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
Whether in Dad's Army... | 0:29:15 | 0:29:16 | |
We're doomed. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
Doomed. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:19 | |
..or The 39 Steps. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
I ought not to say that. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:24 | |
What ought you not to say? | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
You've got a very well-spoken, | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
soft-eyed English lady | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
doing a very bizarre accent, | 0:29:31 | 0:29:32 | |
pretending to be Scottish, | 0:29:32 | 0:29:33 | |
but her husband, who's genuinely Scottish | 0:29:33 | 0:29:36 | |
because he's nasty, | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
is Bible-thumping, mean. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
Sanctify these bounteous mercies to us miserable sinners. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
Religion and repressed feelings in rural Scotland | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
also feature in The Brothers. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
Telling the story of two families the McFarishes and the Macraes, | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
who failed to share much brotherly love. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
I think there's a feeling that, | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
even if you have a sunny day, | 0:30:06 | 0:30:07 | |
you will pay for it later. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
Let you be accursed | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
and finally drowned in the stinking cesspool | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
of your own degeneracy. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:16 | |
But it has managed to create a strength of character in Scots, | 0:30:16 | 0:30:20 | |
I think, that's probably taken us | 0:30:20 | 0:30:22 | |
around the world and done some amazing things. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:25 | |
Be you accursed before me | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
from your first-born until your last-born. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
We can't competently diss it. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
There's merit in being dour sometimes. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:35 | |
THEY EXCLAIM | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
I tell you, she is evil and evil breeds evil in those who meet it. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
If there's one man who could out-dour John Laurie, | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
it has to be... | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
Duncan Macrae. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:48 | |
You see Duncan Macrae in something like Whisky Galore | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
where he is wonderfully funny. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
HE HICCUPS | 0:30:56 | 0:30:57 | |
And then see a film like The Kidnappers... | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
Don't eat it, Grandad. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
Please don't eat it. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:03 | |
In The Kidnappers, | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
he's this, sort of, dour Scot. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:08 | |
Harry and me want a dog. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:10 | |
What do you want a dog for? | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
A dog is no use. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:14 | |
You can't eat a dog. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:16 | |
This stereotype of as being, frankly, a bunch of mean bastards, | 0:31:19 | 0:31:23 | |
I mean, where does that even come from? | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
You can take my freedom | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
but you can't take my teacake! | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
Seriously, don't you even think of unwrapping that. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
If you're done with that bit of porridge, | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
I could just take a sup of it myself. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
I don't understand the mean Scottish thing, or not. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:44 | |
I really don't because Scottish people are the most generous. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
What are you taking off your boots for, Grandaddy? | 0:31:47 | 0:31:50 | |
For thrift. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:51 | |
It's come from thriftiness, obviously. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:55 | |
You know, of having to be thrifty. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:57 | |
Good night to you, Davey. | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
Will you leave me your candle? | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
Did nobody ever tell you that a candle costs money? | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
Working-class Scottish people are ludicrously generous | 0:32:05 | 0:32:10 | |
but we've had that | 0:32:10 | 0:32:12 | |
stereotype imposed on us. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
I don't know why. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
It's as if we all come from Aberdeen. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:19 | |
All I want is someone to guide me to the mainland. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
Well, that will cost you two shillings. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:23 | |
Altogether, it'll cost you five shillings. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:29 | |
You said two shillings. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
Oh, well, find your own way then. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:35 | |
When they're not being all dour and repressed, | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
Scots like to mix it up | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
by indulging in a bit of the old pagan celebration | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
and ritual sacrifice. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
By the pricking of my thumbs, | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
something wicked this way comes. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
As usual, we can partly blame an Englishman for this stereotype. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:55 | |
Shakespeare's Macbeth portrayed Scotland | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
as a placed stalked by witches, | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
urging on murderous acts. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:00 | |
Tell me, thou unknown power... | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
The story has been filmed by Roman Polanski... | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
Macbeth... Macbeth... | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
..and most recently in a visually stunning version | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
starring Michael Fassbender. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
Is this a dagger which I see before me? | 0:33:12 | 0:33:15 | |
THEY CHANT: Hail Macbeth! Hail Macbeth! | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
Hail Macbeth! | 0:33:23 | 0:33:24 | |
Hail Macbeth! | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
In the 1970s classic The Wicker Man, | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
a policeman is sent to investigate a community | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
on a remote Hebridean island... | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
..only to find a strange free-loving cult led by Christopher Lee. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:40 | |
The policeman's strict moral code | 0:33:44 | 0:33:45 | |
is put to the test by Britt Ekland | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
doing an erotic voodoo dance. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
You are about to commit murder. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
No! | 0:34:00 | 0:34:01 | |
I'm pretty sure this never happened to Taggart. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:05 | |
Jesus! | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
According to this image of the Scots, | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
we're all living on the dark side of the toon. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
Have you never fought? | 0:34:17 | 0:34:19 | |
You goddamned evil misty Jocks. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
But when it comes to a metaphor for the darkness | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
that all of us Scots have lurking in the deep, | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
well, it's hard to beat, perhaps, | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
the most famous Scot of them all. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:38 | |
Boys! Boys! | 0:34:38 | 0:34:39 | |
I've seen it. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:40 | |
This is Secret of the Loch. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
The first film based on the Nessie story, | 0:34:44 | 0:34:47 | |
featuring steampunk technology | 0:34:47 | 0:34:49 | |
and a, frankly, bored looking monster... | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
..played by an iguana. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
Right, haud the bus. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:56 | |
Surely, these stereotypes contradict each other. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
I mean, how can we be pagan and presbyterian? | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
Glorious fighters who always seem to get beaten. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
It seems like we're a harmony of opposites, but without the harmony. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:07 | |
And who are you, anyway? | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
I'm your Scottish, disgusted subconscious. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
Obviously, a bit too high of a concept for your programme, | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
but please carry on. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:15 | |
Thanks. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:16 | |
At least we're consistent in our inconsistency. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:23 | |
In Sunset Song, | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
Chris Guthrie struggles with her own split personality, | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
torn between love of the land | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
and her ambitions to become a teacher. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:32 | |
Two Chrises there were... | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
that fought for her heart. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:36 | |
The story recently got a big-screen remake | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
having previously been adapted as a television series. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:43 | |
She represents Scotland insofar as there are two Chris Guthries, | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
the English Chris and the Scottish Chris, | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
and there's always a certain amount of... | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
..struggle between the two. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
Long after all our little vexings are dead and gone, | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
the wind'll come sailing over the Grampians | 0:35:58 | 0:36:01 | |
and the land will still be here. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
One famous east coast icon | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
did fulfil her ambitions to become a teacher - | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
and in some style. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:14 | |
Created by Muriel Sparke | 0:36:14 | 0:36:15 | |
and brought to life onscreen by Maggie Smith... | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
Well, it's hard to think of Edinburgh | 0:36:19 | 0:36:21 | |
without thinking of Miss Jean Brodie. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
You girls are my vocation. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
If I am to receive a proposal of marriage tomorrow | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
from the Lord Lionel, King of Arms, | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
I would decline it. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:32 | |
I'm dedicated to you in my prime. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:36 | |
Such a strong, strong character | 0:36:36 | 0:36:39 | |
that includes a lot of elements of Scottishness. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
Dour with a twinkle in the eye, | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
very brisk and very in control, and no-nonsense. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:51 | |
That would not be education | 0:36:51 | 0:36:52 | |
but intrusion | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
from the root prefix "in" meaning in | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
and the stem "trudo", I thrust - | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
ergo, to thrust a lot of information into a pupil's head. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
She was a force to be reckoned with | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
and there is many women like that, | 0:37:04 | 0:37:07 | |
in Scotland, who would terrify you and terrify men, | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
and terrify anyone. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
You little girls must be on the alert | 0:37:12 | 0:37:13 | |
to recognise your prime at whatever time it may occur, | 0:37:13 | 0:37:17 | |
and live it to the full. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
Another stock stereotype of the Scots | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
is our status as a nation of engineers - | 0:37:21 | 0:37:23 | |
which, to be fair, is warranted as we did, after all, | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
invent the entire modern world. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
Including that wee magic box you're watching, by the way. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
GLASS CLINKS Set engines to opt. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
Doing just fine. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
The most important Scottish person on screen | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
was Scotty from Star Trek. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:47 | |
There is none more important, frankly, | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
in history and never will be. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
You told me you could have the ship operational in two weeks, | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
I gave you three, what happened? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
I think you gave me too much time, captain. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
Very well, Mr Scott, carry on. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:00 | |
How many times do I have to tell you the right tools for the right job? | 0:38:00 | 0:38:04 | |
It was this strange thing, which was other people's idea of us. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
Scotland was the land of engineers | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
and, frankly, it was set in the future | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
and maybe that will be a Scottish accent. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:15 | |
I mean... | 0:38:15 | 0:38:16 | |
Are you from the future? | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
Yeah. Here and now. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
Well, that's brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there? | 0:38:20 | 0:38:24 | |
As well as sending a Scot into space, | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
films have also given us the chance | 0:38:28 | 0:38:29 | |
to extend our famously warm hospitality | 0:38:29 | 0:38:32 | |
to extraterrestrials visitors. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
-Come on, professor. -I'll go, too, my dear. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
You best stay here. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
1954's Devil Girl From Mars | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
tells the story of an intimidating alien | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
who arrived in Inverness-shire to bring back men to her planet... | 0:38:44 | 0:38:47 | |
..because, obviously, | 0:38:51 | 0:38:52 | |
if you are looking for prime physical specimens | 0:38:52 | 0:38:54 | |
to replenish your population, | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
there's no better place to look than Scotland. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
You fools! | 0:38:59 | 0:39:01 | |
Do you think you can hurt me with this? | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
Even your limited intelligence | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
should convince you by now that you cannot harm me. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
We're just simple folk up against...a strange power. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
The 2013 film Under The Skin | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
starred Scarlet Johansson on a similar mission, | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
except her spaceship is cannily disguised | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
as a Transit van driving around Govan | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
as she tries to entice random Glaswegian men | 0:39:25 | 0:39:28 | |
who, you suspect, couldn't quite believe their luck. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
Do you think I'm pretty? | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
Aye, you're gorgeous. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:34 | |
-Do you? -Aye, definitely. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:36 | |
Scarlett Johannson's alien | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
is without any sort of empathy at all. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:42 | |
It is simply a predator. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
Until that starts to change | 0:39:45 | 0:39:46 | |
and you like to think it's her encounters | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
with the people in Scotland she's met | 0:39:49 | 0:39:51 | |
that have changed that. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:52 | |
Lost. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:53 | |
-What are you looking for? -I'm looking for the M8. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
Up to the roundabout... | 0:39:56 | 0:39:57 | |
Just go through the tunnel, it's the other side. | 0:39:57 | 0:39:59 | |
How hard is it? | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
Numpty. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:02 | |
It wasn't just spaceships | 0:40:05 | 0:40:06 | |
that the Scots were experts at building, of course. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
In films of the 1950s, | 0:40:09 | 0:40:11 | |
Glasgow was portrayed as a modern, industrial city - | 0:40:11 | 0:40:14 | |
the engine room of the British Empire. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
Or Sodom and Gomorrah, depending on your perspective. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:22 | |
The boy's folk have worked this farm honestly for 200 years | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
and now you're at him to leave it? | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
For what? | 0:40:28 | 0:40:29 | |
A Sodom and Gomorrah? | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
A lot of noise and temptation. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
There's a couple of smashers, eh? | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
Where? | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
In Flood Tide, Gordon Jackson's character leaves the farm | 0:40:39 | 0:40:42 | |
and heads off to the city to make it as a shipbuilder. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
Fancy your chances with that lot? | 0:40:46 | 0:40:47 | |
If you like. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
Through hard work, he quickly rises up the ranks | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
and even snags the boss's daughter. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
But a dalliance with an old flame, | 0:40:57 | 0:40:58 | |
bad girl Judy, | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
threatens to ruin it all. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:01 | |
-Mary. -David, you must come down to the yard at once. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
-Who says so? -Quiet. What is it, Mary? | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
-Your ship's in danger... -Who in hell do you think you are? | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
-Judy! -Blasted stuck-up snob! | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
I'll mark your dial for you. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
Calvinism klaxon. KLAXON BLARES | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
See what happens when you have fun, Davie? | 0:41:16 | 0:41:18 | |
Bad things happen. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:20 | |
By the 1970s, | 0:41:20 | 0:41:21 | |
the pictures of urban life | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
were changing with the times. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:24 | |
Becoming much less sentimental | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
and often brutally realistic. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
That's Duncan McCafferty. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:30 | |
All right, then. Back the way we came. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
You don't go back. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
We started to see another character beginning to re-occur on screen. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
The Glasgow hard man. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
Yer maw. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:44 | |
McCafferty... | 0:41:46 | 0:41:47 | |
..you tea's out. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
Come ahead, McQuillan. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:52 | |
March with the right! | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
Quick march! | 0:42:02 | 0:42:04 | |
FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
The pictures of Scots on-screen | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
began to change when we started to tell our own stories. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
Writer Peter McDougall told the world | 0:42:13 | 0:42:15 | |
about a working-class Glasgow | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
that had never been seen before. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
Just Another Saturday | 0:42:20 | 0:42:22 | |
takes a hard look at sectarianism and violence, | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
and was shocking for its time. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:26 | |
There was a breakthrough with these films, like Just Another Saturday, | 0:42:28 | 0:42:32 | |
and being able to see life | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
as it was lived for most Scots in the cities. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:38 | |
I've been looking for you, kid. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
-Oh, aye? -My brother was arrested | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
and got a hell of a hammering aff your pals this afternoon. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
Now I'm going to have you. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:48 | |
Oh, bugger off! | 0:42:48 | 0:42:50 | |
You couldn't have your wife if she was sedated. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
Haud on, you too. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
Forget it, pal. Us three's Catholics, the same as yourself. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
John's just daft boy and he's bevvied. | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
He didn't have anything to do with your brother. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
I'm not joking, son. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
I'm going to damage you! | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
The Big Man, based on the book by William McIlvanney, | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
tells the story of a former miner | 0:43:10 | 0:43:12 | |
lured into the world of illegal bare-knuckle boxing. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:17 | |
INDISTINCT YELLING | 0:43:17 | 0:43:20 | |
Having experienced perhaps the most degrading humiliation possible | 0:43:20 | 0:43:23 | |
for any Scottish man, | 0:43:23 | 0:43:26 | |
having your wife stolen... | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
by Hugh Grant. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:30 | |
In my own career, I've found, over the years, | 0:43:30 | 0:43:32 | |
that I kept getting offered a lot of... | 0:43:32 | 0:43:35 | |
Well, shall we say, | 0:43:35 | 0:43:36 | |
hard men? | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
Come on! Come on! Finish it up. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
Get your own. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:42 | |
And finish your drink, I'm not going to tell you again. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:45 | |
'And I really enjoyed playing hard men, to be honest with you, | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
'because it also gave me a bit of a buzz | 0:43:48 | 0:43:50 | |
'knowing that I was making a damn good living' | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
out of all the guys who were, like, thugs and bullies | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
and made my life a bloody misery when I was a boy. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
I was channelling them | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
and using them. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:02 | |
Thank you very much. Kerching! | 0:44:02 | 0:44:03 | |
Are you going to give me trouble? | 0:44:03 | 0:44:05 | |
You bastard! | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
NOW! Finish your drinks, please! | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
That's time! | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
But few of these hard men were as intimidating | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
as Emma Thompson's character | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
in The Legend Of Barney Thompson. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
Seeing as you're here, you can give me a lift to the Barras. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
It's my bingo night. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
Naw, I'm sorry, Mum. I can't. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
I'm actually quite busy. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:28 | |
You maybe didn't hear me. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
It's my bingo night at the Barras! | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
She was grotesque. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
Absolutely fabulous. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:37 | |
Fantastic. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:39 | |
And, in a sense, you know, | 0:44:39 | 0:44:40 | |
there's the sort of cliched Glasgow woman, | 0:44:40 | 0:44:44 | |
in a way, | 0:44:44 | 0:44:45 | |
but... | 0:44:45 | 0:44:47 | |
when you play her to the hilt, | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
like that, it was just hysterical. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:51 | |
Get up! | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
Look at you! Big bubbly bairn. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
You make me sick. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:57 | |
Be a man for once, will you? | 0:44:57 | 0:45:00 | |
"Oh! Mummy!" | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
"Oh, Mummy! We want pudding!" | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
-"Mummy!" -Shut up! -SHE MOCKINGLY SOBS | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
-"What about me?" -Stop! -"Me want cuddles, Mummy!" | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
# Heaven | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
# I'm in Heaven... # | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
It's not always easy being a Weegie in the movies, | 0:45:13 | 0:45:17 | |
especially when you're a kid. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:18 | |
Small Faces tells the story of Lex and his brothers... | 0:45:24 | 0:45:27 | |
..as they try to negotiate being teenagers | 0:45:29 | 0:45:32 | |
in the Glasgow ganglands of the 1960s. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:35 | |
-How old are you, son? -13. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:38 | |
-You? -16. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:40 | |
You're awful wee for 16, Gorbals. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
I smoke a lot. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:44 | |
Lynne Ramsay's film Ratcatcher | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
also painted a harsh, but beautiful, | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
depiction of a Glasgow childhood. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
Ratcatcher... | 0:46:02 | 0:46:03 | |
That was, for me, a really major film. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:08 | |
You just saw emerging a lot more | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
really confident film-makers | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
telling their stories. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:15 | |
I suppose it's personal for me because of my background. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:20 | |
My family came from Parkhead | 0:46:20 | 0:46:21 | |
and moved to Easterhouse | 0:46:21 | 0:46:23 | |
and the journey the wee guys goes, on the bus, out to the new scheme. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:25 | |
When he looks out the window and he sees the field... | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
It's sad. It's so beautiful. | 0:46:32 | 0:46:33 | |
So, have these hard-bitten, kitchen sink dramas | 0:46:36 | 0:46:39 | |
become a new sort of Scottish stereotype? | 0:46:39 | 0:46:41 | |
HORN BLARES, SHE WHIMPERS | 0:46:44 | 0:46:47 | |
I hear more people complaining about Scotland being depicted as rundown, | 0:46:47 | 0:46:53 | |
another gritty drama from Scotland, | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
and I find that sad. | 0:46:56 | 0:46:58 | |
You all right? | 0:46:58 | 0:46:59 | |
Just because things are real life | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
doesn't necessarily make them bleak and depressing, and grim. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
Well, that's tough because that's the way a lot of people live. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:09 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
The energy of Glasgow and its people | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
has drawn director Ken Loach and screenwriter Paul Laverty | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
to make five films set in the area. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:20 | |
-Sacrilege, man. -What? | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
A Brazil strip? | 0:47:22 | 0:47:23 | |
They were born to play in the strip. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:25 | |
Sacrilege. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:26 | |
The most successful Scottish films, for me, | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
are when they get the balance right | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
between the grittiness and the reality, | 0:47:31 | 0:47:33 | |
and the fun and the energy | 0:47:33 | 0:47:35 | |
of being working class. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
I am a Glaswegian, | 0:47:37 | 0:47:40 | |
Pakistani, | 0:47:40 | 0:47:42 | |
teenager, woman... | 0:47:42 | 0:47:44 | |
woman of Muslim descent... | 0:47:44 | 0:47:46 | |
who supports... | 0:47:46 | 0:47:49 | |
..Glasgow Rangers in a Catholic school! | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
Cos I'm a dazzling mixture | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
and I'm proud of it. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:57 | |
TRAIN HORN BLARES | 0:47:57 | 0:47:59 | |
In 1996, | 0:47:59 | 0:48:00 | |
one film would harness that working class energy | 0:48:00 | 0:48:02 | |
and turn it into one of the most iconic Scottish films ever made. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:06 | |
Imagined as an extreme version of an American teen movie, | 0:48:07 | 0:48:11 | |
it nailed a needle-shaped stake | 0:48:11 | 0:48:12 | |
through the perceptions of Scots | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
being a bunch of tartan-wearing shortbread munchers. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:18 | |
Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? | 0:48:18 | 0:48:21 | |
It's shite being Scottish! | 0:48:21 | 0:48:23 | |
We're the lowest of the low. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:26 | |
The most wretched, miserable, | 0:48:26 | 0:48:27 | |
servile, pathetic trash | 0:48:27 | 0:48:30 | |
that was ever shat into civilisation. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:32 | |
Some people hate the English. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:33 | |
I don't. They're just wankers. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:36 | |
We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:39 | |
Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
I can't really overestimate | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
the impact of Trainspotting on my generation | 0:48:44 | 0:48:47 | |
and what was strange about that was it came a year after Braveheart, | 0:48:47 | 0:48:50 | |
which was also massive. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:51 | |
Alba gu brath! | 0:48:51 | 0:48:55 | |
One was, sort of, stately | 0:48:55 | 0:48:57 | |
and the other was this punk stoating about. | 0:48:57 | 0:49:01 | |
And the language was ours. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
People get all hung up on details - like, which school did I go to? | 0:49:04 | 0:49:06 | |
How many O-grades did I get? | 0:49:06 | 0:49:08 | |
Could be six, could be none. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:10 | |
It's not important. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:11 | |
What is important is that I am, | 0:49:11 | 0:49:13 | |
yes? | 0:49:13 | 0:49:15 | |
The story of urban heroin addicts | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
seems as far away as possible | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
from whisky-soused country folk... | 0:49:19 | 0:49:21 | |
..or is it? | 0:49:22 | 0:49:23 | |
There's a lot of substance abuse | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
in Scottish cinema. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
By Trainspotting, | 0:49:28 | 0:49:30 | |
the whole country seems to have graduated onto heroin | 0:49:30 | 0:49:33 | |
as very much an escape from reality. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
# Nightclubbing | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
# We're nightclubbing. # | 0:49:37 | 0:49:40 | |
I think there's definitely an argument that can be made | 0:49:40 | 0:49:42 | |
to say that Trainspotting is Kailyard with club beats. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:46 | |
Whisky Galore becomes heroin galore. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:50 | |
And, again, we see incredibly unscrupulous, | 0:49:50 | 0:49:53 | |
wild, wily, | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
unruly locals | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
who refuse to respect the rules | 0:49:57 | 0:50:00 | |
by which the game of modern life is played. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:02 | |
THEY SING | 0:50:02 | 0:50:06 | |
A comparison that didn't go unnoticed | 0:50:06 | 0:50:08 | |
by the writers of The Fast Show | 0:50:08 | 0:50:10 | |
in their "heroin galore" sketch. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:12 | |
BAGPIPES PLAY | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
So, how have the Scots been depicted on screen when it comes to romance? | 0:50:23 | 0:50:27 | |
Full of quirky humour, | 0:50:31 | 0:50:32 | |
Gregory's Girl is a teenage coming-of-age story | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
that portrays the girls as being vastly wiser than the hapless boys. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:39 | |
-Well, I feel like a human being again. -Aargh! | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
Look, I've got to go home. I really enjoyed the walk. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:49 | |
You go that way, right? And I'll go this way. See you. | 0:50:49 | 0:50:52 | |
It was like, "Oh, I could know these people. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:54 | |
"These people could live on my street." | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
Don't be stupid. Come on, you're worse than my dad and he's old. | 0:50:56 | 0:51:00 | |
At least he's got an excuse for being a prick! | 0:51:00 | 0:51:03 | |
Do you know that, when you sneeze, | 0:51:03 | 0:51:06 | |
it comes out of your nose at 100 miles an hour? | 0:51:06 | 0:51:08 | |
It's a well-known fact. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
100 miles an hour. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:13 | |
HE MIMICS SNEEZING | 0:51:13 | 0:51:15 | |
Just like that. | 0:51:15 | 0:51:16 | |
I don't think there has been a single week in my | 0:51:16 | 0:51:20 | |
life that has gone by | 0:51:20 | 0:51:21 | |
without somebody quoting me a line | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
from Gregory's Girl, | 0:51:23 | 0:51:25 | |
talking to me about it. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:26 | |
Bella! Bella! | 0:51:26 | 0:51:29 | |
And I didn't actually see the film in its entirety | 0:51:29 | 0:51:33 | |
till last year and I understood why people loved it. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
I loved it. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:38 | |
I'll start it off, you just join in when you feel confident enough. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
OK? | 0:51:40 | 0:51:41 | |
I think it's a universal story | 0:51:41 | 0:51:44 | |
of what it's like to be young | 0:51:44 | 0:51:47 | |
and not quite know what the rules are. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:49 | |
When it comes to on-screen romance, | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
it's clear that Scottish women | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
often don't have it easy. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
Another Time, Another Place tells the story of a young woman | 0:52:03 | 0:52:06 | |
on the Black Isle in the 1940s. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:08 | |
She falls in love with an Italian prisoner of war | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
who makes her farmer husband look very... | 0:52:13 | 0:52:15 | |
well, Scottish, in comparison. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:18 | |
What sort of time of night is this to be coming back anyway? | 0:52:18 | 0:52:21 | |
I'm sorry, Dougall. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:24 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:25 | |
Och! | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
Scottish men do kind of get a bit of a rap | 0:52:28 | 0:52:31 | |
as not being as in touch with their feelings, | 0:52:31 | 0:52:35 | |
as opposed to Italian men, French men, Spanish men - | 0:52:35 | 0:52:38 | |
they've got this language of love | 0:52:38 | 0:52:41 | |
that some Scottish men seem to not have. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
Bella! | 0:52:45 | 0:52:46 | |
There was one role model who suggested | 0:52:49 | 0:52:51 | |
that this was... | 0:52:51 | 0:52:52 | |
AS SEAN CONNERY: "..surely some kind of mistake. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:54 | |
"Single sausage supper. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
"Sorry, Sean." | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
I must be dreaming. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:00 | |
-Sean. -I'm delighted to be here. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
To discover, as well, that his real name was Tam. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:05 | |
What's your name? | 0:53:05 | 0:53:07 | |
James. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:08 | |
What a hero he became | 0:53:08 | 0:53:09 | |
and everybody started to do that accent, but... | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
which then Irvine then picked up on | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
and really used strongly for Sick Boy, | 0:53:14 | 0:53:18 | |
thinking in a Sean Connery accent. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:22 | |
-AS SEAN CONNERY: -Do you see the beast? | 0:53:22 | 0:53:25 | |
Have you got it in your sights? | 0:53:25 | 0:53:27 | |
Greetings! | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
I am Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
Some people talk about Connery's Bond - | 0:53:32 | 0:53:35 | |
and that doesn't mean very much to me, to be quite honest - | 0:53:35 | 0:53:38 | |
but Connery in Highlander, cool as, man. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:41 | |
Cool as. There can be only one. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
Let yourself feel the stag. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:45 | |
Its heart... | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
beating. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:52 | |
HEART BEATS | 0:53:52 | 0:53:57 | |
It's blood coursing, feel? | 0:54:00 | 0:54:03 | |
Feel? | 0:54:03 | 0:54:06 | |
Come on, then! MacLeod, come on! | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
And as for the Scots not being emotional, | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
ladies and gentlemen, | 0:54:13 | 0:54:15 | |
I give you a Scottish man crying. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:17 | |
I'm all right. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:21 | |
I'm no crying like a bairn, I'm bawling like a hero! | 0:54:21 | 0:54:25 | |
HE SOBS | 0:54:25 | 0:54:27 | |
# My heart was broken | 0:54:27 | 0:54:30 | |
# My heart was broken | 0:54:32 | 0:54:36 | |
# Sorrow | 0:54:37 | 0:54:39 | |
# Sorrow | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
# Sorrow | 0:54:41 | 0:54:43 | |
# Sorrow... # | 0:54:43 | 0:54:46 | |
I cannae take this. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:49 | |
-I'm no' going to do it! -For Christ's sake, shut up! | 0:54:57 | 0:55:00 | |
THEY SCREAM WITH LAUGHTER | 0:55:00 | 0:55:02 | |
There's one thing that cannot be denied. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:04 | |
When it comes to humour with an edge, | 0:55:04 | 0:55:07 | |
nobody does it better than us. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:09 | |
There is an extreme darkness | 0:55:09 | 0:55:10 | |
to the Scottish sense of humour. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:13 | |
Heid! Paper! Now! | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
Move that melon yours and get the paper, if you can. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:18 | |
Hauling that gargantuan cranium about. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:21 | |
I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:24 | |
It's not bleak. As long as you're making fun, it's not an insult. | 0:55:24 | 0:55:28 | |
That was offside, wasn't it? | 0:55:28 | 0:55:30 | |
He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, | 0:55:30 | 0:55:33 | |
on his huge pillow! | 0:55:33 | 0:55:36 | |
What can you say about Orphans? | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
I think you'll find she's too heavy. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:40 | |
She ain't heavy, she's my mother. | 0:55:40 | 0:55:42 | |
When we were filming, | 0:55:46 | 0:55:47 | |
it wasn't funny - | 0:55:47 | 0:55:49 | |
but when I saw it, Jesus Christ! | 0:55:49 | 0:55:53 | |
It so darkly hilarious. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:55 | |
PEOPLE GASP | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
Of course, there is one Scottish film stereotype | 0:56:00 | 0:56:03 | |
that is guaranteed to get us doing a song and a dance. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:08 | |
Orders, please! | 0:56:08 | 0:56:09 | |
Ah, yes. The ceilidh. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:11 | |
There always has to be a ceilidh. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:14 | |
Other forms of dance are available. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:16 | |
I'm quite partial to the slosh, myself. | 0:56:16 | 0:56:18 | |
According to film, well, | 0:56:18 | 0:56:20 | |
us Scots like nothing more than a bit of swinging. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:23 | |
Come on, lassie, wee and sober. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:27 | |
Come on! | 0:56:29 | 0:56:30 | |
CHEERING | 0:56:30 | 0:56:34 | |
It has this ability | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
to completely destroy any inhibitions that you have. | 0:56:36 | 0:56:41 | |
If a man doesn't wear a kilt, I don't call it dancing. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:43 | |
Give us hard men and ceilidhs, that's what I say. | 0:56:43 | 0:56:46 | |
-Are you dancing? -Aye! I'm dancing all right. Come on. | 0:56:46 | 0:56:50 | |
That is the stereotype of us | 0:56:50 | 0:56:53 | |
but it's the one that we should be most proud of. | 0:56:53 | 0:56:55 | |
THEY SHOUT | 0:56:55 | 0:56:58 | |
New Year really does personify everything that's great about us. | 0:56:58 | 0:57:03 | |
I have no doubt, Duncan, | 0:57:06 | 0:57:08 | |
you have composed a suitable verse | 0:57:08 | 0:57:10 | |
in honour of this great occasion. | 0:57:10 | 0:57:11 | |
Och, no. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:13 | |
Come on, Duncan-boy, let them have it. | 0:57:13 | 0:57:15 | |
-Here, Duncan. -Ah, man, man. | 0:57:15 | 0:57:17 | |
A nation can only survive as an idea through culture. | 0:57:22 | 0:57:27 | |
All of these films that we've been talking about | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
and the sum of that is Scotland. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:32 | |
# Kind friends and companions | 0:57:34 | 0:57:37 | |
# Come join me in rhyme | 0:57:37 | 0:57:40 | |
# And lift up your voices | 0:57:40 | 0:57:43 | |
# In chorus with mine | 0:57:43 | 0:57:46 | |
# Let's drink and be merry | 0:57:46 | 0:57:50 | |
# All grief to refrain | 0:57:50 | 0:57:53 | |
# For we may or might never all meet here again... # | 0:57:53 | 0:57:58 | |
Who's like us? We're complex, | 0:58:01 | 0:58:03 | |
a beautiful mess of contradictions. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:05 | |
Stereotypes? | 0:58:05 | 0:58:06 | |
Best enjoyed when we're laughing at them. | 0:58:06 | 0:58:08 | |
But, hey, if the kilt fits, why not wear it? | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 |