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# Meet the gang cos the boys are here | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
# The boys to entertain you | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
# With music and laughter to help you on your way | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
# To raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# With songs, and sketches, and jokes old and new | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
# With us about you won't feel blue | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
# So, meet the gang cos the boys are here | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
# The boys to entertain you. # | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Don't forget to be early for dinner | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
as Fred Larkin, our cordon BLEW cook, is in an Italian mood. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
And he's conjured up for you spaghetti bolognaise and chips. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:59 | |
I think what Jimmy and David do, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
is bring extraordinarily opposing views of comedy and blend it together perfectly. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:09 | |
Each contributes his gift, but it's seamless you can't see who does what. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:16 | |
Oh dear! How sad! Never mind! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
You've got two people, an extrovert and an introvert. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
When their pens cross, there's a spark. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
-OPERATOR: Number, please? -Walmington-on-Sea... | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
-I've forgotten the number. -You stupid boy! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
It's Walmington-on-Sea... Just a moment. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
In 1968, actor Jimmy Perry approached BBC comedy producer David Croft | 0:01:41 | 0:01:47 | |
with an idea for a sitcom about the Home Guard. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21... # | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
I took it to Michael Mills who was a wonderful head of department. | 0:01:54 | 0:02:01 | |
When you took anything to him, he immediately saw the potential the sky was the limit. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:08 | |
He liked it and thought it would go, | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
and said, "Jimmy's not written much for TV, why don't you collaborate?" | 0:02:11 | 0:02:16 | |
# ..But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun... # | 0:02:16 | 0:02:21 | |
So began one of TV's most successful writing partnerships, | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
made unique by Croft also producing and directing the shows. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
AIR RAID WARNING | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
Thank you, Mr Wilson. There please. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
That's a reasonable field of fire. It covers most of the High Street. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:42 | |
Yes, we can happily say that Jerry parachutists will be dead as mutton, | 0:02:42 | 0:02:47 | |
from Stead and Simpson's to Timothy Whites. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
We'd be clear to the Pavilion if that woman would move. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:55 | |
We wrote this show together, David and I, and it became a huge success. | 0:02:55 | 0:03:00 | |
I always thought it was a good idea, but it totally overwhelmed me. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:05 | |
And I think the secret was that everything was right. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
One of those rare things the cast, the time and the subject were right. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:15 | |
NEWSREEL: When Hitler is up against the British, it's a different story. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:20 | |
They fight all the way, giving as good as they get. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
With the pilot, the BBC hierarchy were very worried. They thought we were mocking England's finest hour. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:32 | |
'We all have a part to play. Every effort is made to confuse the enemy.' | 0:03:32 | 0:03:38 | |
'Fortunately Michael Mills and people in the business said, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
'"It's a great idea, go ahead." | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Jim wrote the signature tunes. He has a super, naive way of doing something right for the period. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:54 | |
I was more complicated and correct and not so good, so he did it. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:59 | |
And we arranged for Bud Flanagan to record it. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
And we came down to the Riverside Studios, I opened the door, | 0:04:03 | 0:04:09 | |
and I heard for the very first time, | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
# If you think we're on the run... # | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
I had a shiver up my spine to think that as a kid, I'd go to The Palladium to see Flanagan and Allen, | 0:04:20 | 0:04:28 | |
'and I had written a song that my great hero, Bud Flanagan, was now singing.' | 0:04:28 | 0:04:34 | |
And when he'd finished, he said, "Well, goodbye." He shook hands and he walked down the long corridor. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:41 | |
That was the last I saw of him. Weeks later he died. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
# If you think old England's done. # | 0:04:45 | 0:04:50 | |
I'd been an air-raid warden at the age of 17 at the start of the war. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:56 | |
Look... | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
-What is it, warden? -You gonna be long? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
I don't know. I've got something to say to the men. I don't... | 0:05:02 | 0:05:07 | |
Nothing like Hodges, no. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
-Hodges, help Pike carry me. -I will not. I'm keeping out of it. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:16 | |
-I'm ordering you to carry me. -Shoot him, Mr Mainwaring, go on! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:22 | |
I was in the Home Guard at 15. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
-Uncle Arthur? -What is it, Frank? -Have you seen Mr Snugley? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Mr who? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
-Mr Snugley, my teddy. -No, I haven't. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Jimmy came over and said, "You do know you're playing me, don't you?" | 0:05:38 | 0:05:44 | |
-Mum said she'd put him in. -I haven't got him. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
He was a young runner and had much in common with Pike. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
-Pike, take off your tunic. -Why me? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Because you're wet already. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Hang on! We're underground. If that keeps pouring in, we'll all drown. Supposing we can't stop it! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:05 | |
There's no such word as can't! Get in there, boy, wrap it round. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:10 | |
-Go on, son! Keep it up! -If there's encouraging to be done, I'll do it. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:18 | |
The glory of Croft and Perry's work, is that it's always ensemble. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:23 | |
There's a glorious collection of characters. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
They scarcely need a line to establish themselves. Laurie only has to say... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:33 | |
He's doomed, doomed! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
..and we know what will come. One raise of an eyebrow from Walker, and we know... | 0:06:37 | 0:06:43 | |
Any time you need something, tip me the wink. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
A hand from Godfrey he wants a pee. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-Do you think I might... > -If you want to be excused, it's impossible. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:54 | |
I was 10 when I saw Dad's Army and I liked Clive Dunn. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:59 | |
'When I was 15 or 16, I was with an old soldier.' | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
He'd fought in the Battle of Omdurman in 1898. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:11 | |
He said, "I was a lance corporal in the Rifle Brigade." He described the battle. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:18 | |
Fuzzy-wuzzies they were the boys. At you with a knife and zip you open! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:23 | |
"Tell you what," he said. "Get the cold steel, they don't like it up 'em!" | 0:07:23 | 0:07:29 | |
-They don't like it up 'em, you see, sir. They don't... -Get him a chair. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
'It was an expression I didn't want to use.' | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
I felt an audience might be offended by "They don't like it up 'em." | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
But they loved it! They love anything rude, God bless 'em! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:50 | |
Everyone at school was going, "Don't panic, Mr Mainwaring!" I watched and there he was. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:56 | |
Don't panic! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Don't panic! We're in France! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Don't panic! Don't panic! Don't panic! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
When I write a series, I think what catchphrases will get the kids. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:10 | |
Permission to speak, sir. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
And that's sort of from a vague memory of things like Dad's Army | 0:08:11 | 0:08:16 | |
"Don't panic!", "Permission to speak, sir", "Uncle Arthur", "Stupid boy." | 0:08:16 | 0:08:22 | |
You stupid boy! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
I bet he didn't say "stupid boy" as often as we think. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
The cutaways to that dry, dry Arthur Lowe were a catchphrase in itself. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:36 | |
An essential part of their technique is the casting of each character | 0:08:38 | 0:08:44 | |
with an actor so ideal you can't imagine anyone else. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
Ssssh! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Damn revolving doors! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Arthur Lowe was a wonderful man | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
but there's no doubt he had a degree of the same pomposity Mainwaring had. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:19 | |
-Mr Mainwaring. -Yes. -Come over here. Look. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
-Look at this it's full of chocolate. -That's a lucky stroke. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
-What are you doing? -I'm going to break the glass to get them out. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:33 | |
-Break the glass?! -Yes. -Have you lost your senses? -No. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:38 | |
We're not savages, you know! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
We're well-trained British army and sportsmen! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
We're not Nazis! That's what they'd do. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
Arthur was very like Mainwaring. We wrote them more and more towards their own personalities | 0:09:50 | 0:09:57 | |
it wasn't them bringing themselves to the characters. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
When you have the actors you can adapt a scene to how they speak, act and react. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:08 | |
I didn't give you permission to sit, did I? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
-Terribly sorry. -You are a soldier, you know! -Of course. Yes. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
-I am an officer. -Quite. -You're supposed to be an NCO. -Of course. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:21 | |
Very well... | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
"Cool" is celebrated in US comedy. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
If you look at Happy Days, which is a great show, a good sitcom, | 0:10:29 | 0:10:34 | |
the funniest character is the coolest character. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
He checks the mirror and it's fine there's nothing to add. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:42 | |
If you look at Mainwaring or Fawlty or Frank Spencer or Steptoe and Son, | 0:10:42 | 0:10:48 | |
these are characters who look in the mirror and there's everything to add. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:54 | |
-I shouldn't have trusted that smarmy Captain Stewart! -He's got a job to do. | 0:10:54 | 0:11:00 | |
You stick up for him you went to public school. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
I can't help feeling you've got a chip on your shoulder about that. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:09 | |
I tell you what is on my shoulder three pips and don't you forget it! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
I never liked Arthur Lowe in it he was grumpy and Wilson was boring. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
And now they make the show for me, that whole relationship between them. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:25 | |
"Line the men up, Wilson!" "Yes, sir. Gentlemen, if you'd be so kind..." | 0:11:25 | 0:11:30 | |
Good evening to you all. How awfully nice... | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
Never mind that! | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
My favourite character was Sergeant Wilson. I loved the old English gent, | 0:11:37 | 0:11:43 | |
but he had such a hint of rebellion. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Counter-agents, as you probably... | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Wilson. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Wilson. What are you doing? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
I thought as it was such a beautiful day, while you were chatting over there, | 0:11:55 | 0:12:02 | |
I'd take advantage of this glorious sun and try and get a bit of a tan. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:09 | |
Mum said he was peaky. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
It was never known whether John Le Mesurier was sleeping with Mrs Pike. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:17 | |
We never knew, you know. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
It was just that he used to go for a coffee. She'd say, "What time will you be in for cocoa tonight, Arthur?" | 0:12:20 | 0:12:28 | |
No mention of anything else people just imagined. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
Will you be round later for your usual? Maybe. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
We inferred that Pike was Wilson's illegitimate son, and as far as I'm concerned, he was. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:43 | |
-It's bedtime. -I can't come, I'm blowing up a tank. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
You'll have to blow it up tomorrow! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Arthur! I'm surprised! You know when he goes to bed. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
In this conservative seaside town, | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
the chief clerk at the bank a prominent member of the community lives unmarried with a woman. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:03 | |
I don't think it's innocent it's dealt with with wonderful simplicity, | 0:13:03 | 0:13:09 | |
'and a wonderful sense of that's how life is.' | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Mavis, what a surprise. Isn't it? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
Yes, I, I... Here we are, G & T. And don't get all Nellie Dean like last week. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:25 | |
Excuse me, mate. Oh, cor blimey! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
One of the cleverest strokes was Elizabeth Mainwaring's wife | 0:13:27 | 0:13:32 | |
who we saw once as a bulge in the top bunk. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
Arthur was in the lower bunk at the air-raid shelter and this great big bottom was above. Wonderful! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:45 | |
Are you awake, Elizabeth? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
She was as great an unseen enemy as the Nazi hordes. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Everyone knows he had an awful home life. It was brilliant non-writing. | 0:13:55 | 0:14:01 | |
Elizabeth will be delighted when I take that home. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
I wonder where on earth the woman... Hello, Elizabeth? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:10 | |
On the phone to this dreadful wife, you felt so sorry for this man. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:15 | |
I, er... | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
I might have a little surprise for you tonight. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
No, no, I've bought... | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
The important thing with any sitcom is reality you believe in the characters and the situation is real. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:36 | |
- We're going to lift the bomb off you. -Shouldn't you wait for Capt Rogers? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:41 | |
No, he's back at HQ there's no time to lose. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
It's worth a try. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
-Here's your coffee, Mr Mainwaring. -Thank you. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
It's the wrong one, Godfrey. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
I think the other one's wrong too, then. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Ah. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
The sense that universal things happen beyond this level of ordinary life makes outstanding comedy. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:09 | |
GERMAN ACCENT: How dare you compare our glorious leader vith zat non-Aryan clown? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:15 | |
I am making notes, Captain. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
And your name...vill go on ze list. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
And when we win ze war, you vill be brought to account. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
-You're not going to win this war. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
-Oh yes, we are. -Oh, no you're not. -Oh yes, we are! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
Pike comes out with this line, # Whistle while you work | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
-# -Hitler is a twerp he's half barmy | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
# So's his army, whistle while you work. # | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
The officer says, "Vot's your name?" and Mainwaring goes, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
-Don't tell him, Pike. -Pike! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
It's like Alan Ayckbourn. Croft and Perry's Dad's Army is as great as any light comedy written for theatre. | 0:15:52 | 0:16:00 | |
I would go so far as to compare Dad's Army with the work of Dickens or Shakespeare. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:07 | |
One thinks of the rich cast of comic characters in Dickens' novels. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:12 | |
In a way it's seen as a cosy view of England in the war, | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
but the setting isn't important it's a gang show. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
# Meet the gang cos the boys are here | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
# The boys to entertain you | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
# With music and laughter to help you on your way | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
# To raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey... # | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
The next thing was the army. We both went to India. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
I was in Entertainments and Jimmy ran a Royal Artillary concert party. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:40 | |
Our signature tune used to be | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
# Getting around and going places, getting around to show our faces | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
# Getting around we're mental cases, Yes, for getting around | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
# From Bangalore to Singapore, From Rangoon to Bombay | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
# And if you really liked our show, We'll come again another day. # | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Basically, it was my adventures doing this ridiculous concert party. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:04 | |
Jimmy ran the concert party for five years the real one and he was a mixture, | 0:17:04 | 0:17:10 | |
I think, of my character he won't admit it... | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Imagine you're sweating champagne! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
..and the one George Layton did. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
One, two, three, four... # I'm... # | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
And that series comes nearer to truth than anything we've done. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:28 | |
'There was such a place as Deolali, the Indians are right, it's spot on.' | 0:17:28 | 0:17:33 | |
Oh, my Godfathers! What hot day it is! So dusty and dry! | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
Urrgh! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Michael Bates, who'd played a part like this before, was born in India, was an Indian citizen, as it were. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:48 | |
His father was district commissioner at Jaintia. He spoke fluent Urdu, | 0:17:48 | 0:17:54 | |
and I said, "David, we have found our leading part." | 0:17:54 | 0:17:59 | |
SINGS IN URDU | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
Now, sahib, this eye is man's eyes, this eye is woman's eyes, | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
and, sahib, their eyes meet. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
And he had a servant of whom they were very fond and still corresponding, | 0:18:13 | 0:18:20 | |
and he based the character of Ranghi Ram on that servant. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
-I will whiten the stones. -No, no. -Yes! It is very infra dig for man like you to do work like this. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:31 | |
Think of your beautiful hands and let me do the infra digging. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
Where is that damn boy! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
There was an amount of disquiet about Michael Bates being cast. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:45 | |
When I first heard, I was very upset. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
Oh, everything has gone wrong this morning. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
It is what we British say, "Being one of those days." | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
Here's the first good part written for an Asian, and it goes to an English actor. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:04 | |
I will make him a uniform of such enchantment, | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
-he'll be bowled over with ecstasy. -I want him to be pleased as well. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:14 | |
I have this chip on my shoulder, but there's no way it could have been played by anybody but Michael Bates. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:22 | |
He was just wonderful in the part. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
I have a wizard wheeze! Gloria will do the stripping and the teasing. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:29 | |
I shall do no such thing! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
It is the only way, like this. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
I'm not saying we couldn't play it. I'm not saying we wouldn't get the laughs but we wouldn't get as many. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:42 | |
I hope Sergeant Major sahib is in good mood. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
GET OUT! | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
-Is Sergeant Major sahib in good mood? -I had not time to find out. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:53 | |
The British soldier was quite arrogant because we were top dog those days. | 0:19:54 | 0:20:01 | |
I think that attitude was there and some Indians were very anti-British. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:07 | |
Look! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
Ah! Bapaty bap! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
British piggies go home! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
You must portray things as they were then, which was 1946. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:23 | |
It's no good pretending it didn't happen it did. We ruled India for 200 years. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:29 | |
Never heard such impertinence, sir. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Here we are defending their country from the Japanese, | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
how do they repay us? March by every night shouting, "Quit India." Base ingratitude! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:42 | |
Quit India?! I should bloody cocoa! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
'Windsor Davies was so sensational.' | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
You can see the value of going for lines that make you laugh, | 0:20:49 | 0:20:54 | |
because that IS what the man would say. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
With respect, sir... | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
you should have consulted me before promoting Beaumont to bombardier. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:05 | |
-What are your objections? -He is a poof, sir! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
They'd say, "It's not natural! A man poncing about on stage in make-up is not normal. You are not normal!" | 0:21:11 | 0:21:20 | |
-You is a load of poofs! -What? ALL: -Poofs! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
-Louder! -A load of poofs! -"We are a bunch of poofs!" | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
We are a load of poofs! A load of poofs! A load of poofs! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:32 | |
It really happened. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
Excuse me, but when do you take salt tablets? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
I've had more salt tablets than you have had hot dinners! I'll show you. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:44 | |
I'll show you, now. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
'The Sergeant Major was a key piece of casting.' | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
We saw quite a few people about that part before we placed him. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:56 | |
'Windsor really wanted that part.' | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
And he did the definitive, and I've seen all the sergeant majors and I think he did the definitive version. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:07 | |
Stop scratching yourself! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
I can't help it, I've got prickly heat, I'm covered in little bumps. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:15 | |
As far as I am concerned you is one big little bump! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
This great bully of a man had been set up so beautifully by Windsor. He was just so stunning in that part. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:26 | |
You is even beginning to look like soldiers. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
He was funny on his own. He didn't need words to make him funny. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:40 | |
Windsor's character had no artistic feeling at all about the concert party. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:56 | |
You can rely on me, Sergeant Major. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
The only thing I can rely on you for, Bombardier, is to ponce about. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:04 | |
He hated these fellas dressing up as women. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
# A pretty girl La-la-la-la-la-la-la | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
# Is like a melody La-la-la-la-la-la-la... # | 0:23:12 | 0:23:17 | |
Because of the complete lack of female soldiers, all those shows had men playing the girls parts. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:25 | |
# A pretty girl is just like a pretty tune. # | 0:23:25 | 0:23:33 | |
Really rather good! First class! First class. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
Jimmy said I was like the colonel at Deolali or wherever it was. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:52 | |
Very like him, so they didn't ask for anything particular, | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
except to be devoted to the concert party. | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
I can't think putting me in the show will help a lot, sir. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:05 | |
Ashwood, you have great style. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
You do one of the best James Cagney I've seen. I'd like you to do it. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:13 | |
I can't. I'd feel a fool. - Do it! That is an order! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
Very well, sir. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
POSH VOICE: You dirty rat. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
You dirty rat, you. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
Jimmy described my character as the silly arse I'd always played. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:32 | |
"We don't want anything different, just do what you've been doing." | 0:24:32 | 0:24:37 | |
There's nothing else for it. Things are desperate. We'll have to break into the cocktail snacks. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:44 | |
Surely not! I'm afraid so. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
There's maraschino cherries, a tin of football wafers and a bottle of gherkins. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:53 | |
What if someone drops in for drinks? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
There were many like Ashwood. Less, and the war might have ended sooner. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:02 | |
Parkins, tell the Colonel we're out of petrol | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
and we're on the road by... Look out! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Got it! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
Are you mad?! What did you do that for? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
There was a scorpion on it it was just going to bite you. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:21 | |
David knew just what he wanted. He didn't mess about, rather like Gerald Thomas doing the Carry On's. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:32 | |
We'd do six episodes in ten days. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
First it was done in Norfolk. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
We began to realise that vegetation there is mostly conifer, | 0:25:40 | 0:25:45 | |
which is not good for jungles, so we moved and went to Farnham, | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
where most of the vegetation is much better. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:54 | |
We'd manufacture the jungle by hanging up some string and dangling bits of jungle from the string. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:04 | |
Don't drop it! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Help! Help! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Ooh! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
We were determined... When things are done in the tropics, no-one's grubby. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:21 | |
People with immaculate tunics and not a drop of sweat. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
There's the jeep, sir. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Where are they? | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
The sweat was important because when you're in the jungle, you're wringing wet. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:38 | |
Oh, it's a dashed nuisance! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
I'm writing to my wife, but the sweat drips off my face smudging the ink. I'll have to start again. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:48 | |
Put "PS: I miss you", she'll think it's tears. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:52 | |
Before going on, some pretty make-up girl sprayed you with glycerine, | 0:26:52 | 0:26:57 | |
from head to foot practically, and it worked it looked marvellous. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:02 | |
HEWLETT: It was like a club. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
We met every September and all got together for the 12 weeks. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:15 | |
It was just lovely. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
We enjoyed working with each other. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
We came to a crisis with It Ain't Half Hot Mum when Michael Bates got cancer. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:27 | |
And we thought it was possible he would die before the next series, | 0:27:29 | 0:27:34 | |
and I couldn't bear to do the show with him not there in that same position outside the hut. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:41 | |
And so we moved it, we moved it to Burma. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
Michael Bates was surviving, so we wrote him into it. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
I just heard Gloria sahib say that we might be going back to Deolali. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:55 | |
Heavenly joy, I will see my wife again. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
And whoever of my children are around. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
The amazing thing was that towards the end he'd be in great pain, | 0:28:02 | 0:28:07 | |
and they'd say, "Action!" and the pain would go completely from his face. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:14 | |
To see the wisps of smoke rising from the cow dung fires. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:19 | |
Such lovely perfume. It brings tears to my eyes to think of it. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:25 | |
And at the end it'd come back again. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
And he soldiered on in great pain through that series. I think he died two weeks after we finished. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:36 | |
It was very sad. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
Berra! | 0:28:39 | 0:28:40 | |
Sahib? | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
-Burn this flag. -Oh please, Sergeant Major, do not ask me such a thing. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:48 | |
-BURN THIS FLAG! -Sahib, I have no matches. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:54 | |
-Whose side are you on? -Depends on who I'm talking to at the time, Sergeant Major, sahib. | 0:28:56 | 0:29:03 | |
It wasn't the best thing that David and I did, but it was the funniest. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:09 | |
I don't think It Ain't Half Hot Mum was as funny as Dad's Army, | 0:29:09 | 0:29:15 | |
but it was superb in many ways and it would be terrible | 0:29:15 | 0:29:19 | |
if somebody is brilliant enough to create a masterpiece and few do | 0:29:19 | 0:29:25 | |
for that masterpiece then to be used against them. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
Joseph Heller, I think brilliantly, put it wonderfully when he said, | 0:29:29 | 0:29:34 | |
"People often say to me I haven't since Catch 22 written as good a novel." And I say, "Well, who has?" | 0:29:34 | 0:29:42 | |
# If you're feeling lonely And getting in a stew... # | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
We'd go to the beach and get to this fence and I'd go, "What's in there?" | 0:29:46 | 0:29:51 | |
"The holiday camp." "Can't we go there?" Dad said, "No!" | 0:29:51 | 0:29:56 | |
# If you got the blues, I got some news | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
# Join in the fun in your blue suede shoes | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
# Enjoy the holiday rock The holiday rock | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
# The holi-holi-hi-di-hi holiday rock | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
# Hi-di-hi-di-hi ho-di-ho-di-ho | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
# Go, go, go to the holiday rock. # | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
I came back from the war and went to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, | 0:30:15 | 0:30:20 | |
and in the summer holidays I'd work at Butlins as a Redcoat. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:25 | |
-Jimmy was Spike. -He was. -In holidays from RADA he used to be a Redcoat. -He did. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:36 | |
I got £10 a week and cakes. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:40 | |
We were both associated with Butlins. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:44 | |
Jimmy was like Hitler the command he had over those campers was astonishing. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:51 | |
I produced the shows in theatres in several camps | 0:30:51 | 0:30:55 | |
so we both knew the world of holiday camps well. | 0:30:55 | 0:31:01 | |
# Tra-la-la-la-la Tra-la-la-la-li | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
# All good fun, And jolly good company. Hurray! # | 0:31:04 | 0:31:09 | |
In the last 15 years, the British character has become sour, spiteful, and coarse, | 0:31:09 | 0:31:16 | |
and people looking at these shows see a gentler, nicer, decent... | 0:31:16 | 0:31:21 | |
a better kind of Englishness and they look back with genuine nostalgia. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:26 | |
Now we come to our well-loved event, | 0:31:26 | 0:31:29 | |
a Who Can Stuff The Most Spaghetti Down The Trousers Competition. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:33 | |
Things like Spaghetti Eating and Knobbly Knees Competitions, | 0:31:33 | 0:31:38 | |
we invented much worse ones after that Whose Bum Is It Anyway? | 0:31:38 | 0:31:43 | |
We had some outrageous competitions. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
Right, you have three minutes to eat as much cake as you can. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:52 | |
No cheating. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
Ready, steady... | 0:31:55 | 0:31:57 | |
CLICK | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
I'm sorry there seems to be... | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
BANG! | 0:32:04 | 0:32:05 | |
It's the presence of a Cambridge professor quite out of his element... | 0:32:05 | 0:32:10 | |
-What is it, Ted? -It's Olly the Octopus. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:13 | |
..and a man who knows all the tricks of the trade, Ted Bovis Paul Shane. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:19 | |
"Get your tentacles off that girl, you naughty octopus!" | 0:32:19 | 0:32:23 | |
Whereupon, Olly turns and squirts him with black ink. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:28 | |
He thinks the man in charge is there because he's a gent. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:33 | |
-Who says, "Get your tentacles off that girl, you naughty octopus!"? -You'll do a belter! | 0:32:33 | 0:32:39 | |
Jeffrey and Ted's background are chalk and cheese but played with affection for both classes. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:48 | |
-Pies, pies, who wants acustardpie? -Say it louder! | 0:32:48 | 0:32:53 | |
-Pies, pies, who wants a custard pie? -I'll have one. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:57 | |
-I think you ought to have one. Shall I give him a pie? -Yes! | 0:32:57 | 0:33:01 | |
The fish out of water was the thing to latch it onto. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
The two absolute talismans of the part | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
were that he was a capable man in a position he shouldn't have been in, | 0:33:12 | 0:33:18 | |
and also that he had absolutely no public ability at all. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:23 | |
-What do I say? -After Hi-di-Hi, wait for them to say Ho-di-Ho. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:27 | |
He went on and just SAID, "Hi-di-Hi." | 0:33:27 | 0:33:31 | |
Hello, campers, Hi-di-Hi. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
Ho-di-Ho. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
No-one says "Ho-di-Ho" to that they maybe want a drink or a sleeping pill. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:43 | |
Jeffrey can't hear you Hi-di-Hi. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:45 | |
Ho-di-Ho. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
That was essential. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
The complete inadequacy of his character, | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
and also his embarrassment about what was going on around him. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:58 | |
Stop it, you naughty octopus. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
Simon Cadell was very inventive, which was always completely realistic. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:15 | |
KNOCK-KNOCK Come in. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
-Good morning, Jeffrey. -Morning, Gladys. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:23 | |
-Don't forget, the meeting's five minutes earlier. -I hadn't forgotten. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:28 | |
He's not wearing trousers but he does the zip up. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
That was entirely Simon he was inventive in that way, | 0:34:42 | 0:34:46 | |
but it's not something you look for an actor for. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
David's rather strict on that sort of thing. You can suggest something and he'll laugh like a drongo. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:58 | |
He used to go, "Ha, ha, HEEE! Ha, ha, HEEE!" | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
Ha, ha, ha, ha, HEEE! | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
No! | 0:35:06 | 0:35:07 | |
He'd love it, he'd laugh, then he'd cut it. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:12 | |
Not many actors have contributed. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
It's not their fault David and I felt our lines were better. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:19 | |
"First of all, you done a swell job last season. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:24 | |
"But this year you've got to top it. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
"And then some... And THEN some!" | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
It's in his own words of course. It's not...me. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:37 | |
You could never tell who'd done what, but you suspected that Jimmy was the broad sweep, and David the polisher. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:45 | |
You can spot a line. A David gag, or a Jimmy gag. You know the way they think. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:52 | |
Jimmy does all the creation of a scene. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
I think Jimmy does all that and David goes BANG at the end. | 0:35:55 | 0:36:01 | |
We've cracked it this is the ultimate pool wheeze. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:05 | |
I'll put it in the programme Mr Fairbrother WHEEZE in the pool! | 0:36:05 | 0:36:11 | |
-That's right. -Wheeze! -Wees in the pool. -Wees in the pool. -That's right. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:17 | |
-That was definitely Croft. -Definitely, yeah. We knew that. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:21 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
A "wee" joke would probably come from David. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
-Jimmy would be, "Oh, no, dear boy, can't do that." -"Public will go mad, can't do that!" | 0:36:28 | 0:36:35 | |
Jimmy loves Lucie Mabel Attwell. Sorry, darling, to give it all away. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:41 | |
He'd say, "Su, I'm so tired today, I'm going to hide in my flowerpot." | 0:36:41 | 0:36:46 | |
I imagine that I'm climbing into a flowerpot, | 0:36:46 | 0:36:51 | |
and there's nice soft moss in the bottom with a faint soporific smell, | 0:36:51 | 0:36:58 | |
and I curl up in the moss and snuggle down, | 0:36:58 | 0:37:02 | |
and listen to the rain. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
But I don't mind because I'm all cosy and warm. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:09 | |
And then I imagine I'm getting... smaller and smaller and smaller. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:16 | |
And then I drop off. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
I'll try that tonight. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:23 | |
Gladys had this marvellous look to Jeffrey. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
We just said, "Yes, that's it!" | 0:37:26 | 0:37:30 | |
and gave her situations to use it. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:34 | |
She's a thoroughly genuine, warm-hearted, good person... | 0:37:34 | 0:37:39 | |
..and we all love her. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
Gladys Pugh, the vamp of the valleys, is marvellous. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:54 | |
Her smouldering desire for Jeffrey and her protectiveness is very well done. | 0:37:54 | 0:38:00 | |
This isn't very cosy, Jeffrey. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
Gladys, I gave you Father Bear's bed. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
If you think Mother Bear's bed is more comfortable, we can change. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:14 | |
Why don't we put them all together? Then we can snuggle up. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:19 | |
'Gladys was never gonna get Jeffrey Fairbrother.' | 0:38:19 | 0:38:24 | |
She was one of those lovely women that are treated badly. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
Ah, Glad, I am sorry, love. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:32 | |
If you ask me, he's making a big mistake. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
-He'll never find better than you. -Thanks, Ted. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:39 | |
Maybe it's for the best. He's an educated university professor and you're just a girl from the valleys. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:46 | |
I think writers have to think more if they're writing for a woman. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:54 | |
They don't associate a woman with banter and insults and things, | 0:38:54 | 0:38:59 | |
so they have to write a different kind of comedy for them. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:03 | |
-GLADYS SINGS OPERATIC PIECE # -Verniculi, vernicular... -# | 0:39:03 | 0:39:10 | |
Ohhh! | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
-# -..Verniculi, vernicular... -# | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
Peggy Ollerenshaw is marvellous constantly auditioning. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:22 | |
# Mac-a-ro-ni, bolognaise and stuff | 0:39:22 | 0:39:26 | |
# Ice cream, you scream, cannot get enough | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
# It's in your ears and up your nose and in between your little toes | 0:39:29 | 0:39:33 | |
# Stuff it in the saucepan till it grows and grows and grows. # | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
She had a real enthusiasm for life which she communicated to everybody. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:41 | |
Excuse me, Mr Fairbrother, if one of the girls goes to the BANANAS, there will be a vacancy for a Yellowcoat. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:48 | |
She thinks she's going to be a Yellowcoat. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:52 | |
I don't want to be pushy, but I've done lots for you round the camp... I think I ought to be considered. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:59 | |
This longing to be a Yellowcoat. They played on the sympathy side of Peggy | 0:39:59 | 0:40:04 | |
and they got so much mileage out of that facet. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:09 | |
All I've got is my personality and lots of go, but I'll get there, you'll see! | 0:40:09 | 0:40:15 | |
People like to see comedy where people try their best and just fail. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:23 | |
I just want you to know, I'm not giving up. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:28 | |
I'll keep on trying and I'll be wearing that Yellowcoat one day. You'll see. Hi-di-Hi. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:35 | |
(Ho-di-Ho). | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
Nearly all the most lovable characters in British sitcom are losers. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:44 | |
Jimmy and David are masters at showing our own frailties on screen. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:50 | |
-What happened? It were a bloody disaster! -What d'you mean? It can't have been! | 0:40:50 | 0:40:57 | |
-You see these two feet? I died on them tonight. -What went wrong? | 0:40:57 | 0:41:02 | |
When I got there, it were a lovely room, white tablecloths, silver, the lot. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:09 | |
They had evening dress and polite voices. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
They ate them lamb chops with white frills. I thought, "If I can make it here, I can anywhere." | 0:41:12 | 0:41:19 | |
To me, there's nothing more sad than a comic getting old who's never really made it. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:26 | |
I thought, "Hit 'em with a big one," so I told the one about the tarts and the sailor. Nothing! | 0:41:26 | 0:41:33 | |
So I did the vicar in the chemist's. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
-The one where he thinks they're balloons? -That's the one. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
Followed by the poof and the bishop picking up the hymn book. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:45 | |
-I'm a failed comic, he's not even started. -And there's no chance for Spike whatsoever. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:52 | |
I'm Pinocchio and I'm made of wood, but I WOODN'T let that bother you. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:58 | |
Certainly, a Croft-Perry script must have a degree of physical fun, | 0:42:00 | 0:42:05 | |
and they're brilliant at situations which put the teams into sight gags. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:10 | |
I can only see straight ahead. You need a rear-view mirror. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:15 | |
BACK-END OF HORSE: You get plenty of rear view where I am. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:19 | |
Su and I were in a pantomime horse. I took the reins of a real horse as nobody else was about. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:26 | |
It fell in love with me. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:32 | |
'It came nose to nose and started blowing up my false nostrils.' | 0:42:32 | 0:42:37 | |
SPIKE: What am I gonna do with it? PEGGY: Take it to the stables. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:44 | |
And Leslie Dwyer doing so exquisitely a very, very old gag. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:03 | |
Some whisky in one hand, banana in the other. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
'He looks at the bottle of whisky, looks at the banana...' | 0:43:09 | 0:43:14 | |
There are certain, good formulas, | 0:43:20 | 0:43:23 | |
and if they're treated with freshness and amuse us, they can be repeated for ever. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:29 | |
When you stop enjoying writing, it's time to finish. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:33 | |
Nobody wants you to, the cast doesn't want you to, the BBC get good figures, but it's time to go. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:41 | |
# Goodnight. # | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
'It's very sad.' | 0:43:44 | 0:43:47 | |
Actors are very emotional people, they get attached to a programme. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:53 | |
When it ceases, when it stops, it's sad. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:57 | |
-You said you weren't gonna get sentimental. -Well... | 0:43:57 | 0:44:02 | |
I was just thinking about the good times we've had round this pool. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:07 | |
The last episode was like... I didn't want it to come. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:12 | |
And I don't think anybody else did, didn't want it to arrive, you know. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:17 | |
Very, very sad. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
Even now, when I think about it, it prangs a bit, cos I loved it. You tell him. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:26 | |
The British holiday won't be the same, will it? The wind of change. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:31 | |
You're right there, Spike. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
-It's the wind of change. -< BEEP-BEEP | 0:44:34 | 0:44:38 | |
Come on. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
On our last day of filming, there was a great hurricane. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:49 | |
Trees went all over the chalets and fell in the pool and it was the end of an era we were finishing. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:57 | |
I don't think it ever opened again after that. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:01 | |
HI-DI-HI! | 0:45:06 | 0:45:11 | |
It's striking if you look across the range of Croft and Perry's work, | 0:45:12 | 0:45:18 | |
that you can locate it in a precise concept of Englishness. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:22 | |
I was reminded of their work reading Character Of England by Ernest Barker | 0:45:22 | 0:45:27 | |
in which he isolated six qualities of Englishness, all of which applied to their work. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:34 | |
Social cohesion and a hierarchy leading to snobbishness. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
Did you enjoy the picture, Sponge? I couldn't see very well. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:42 | |
-We should have got the ninepennies. -I wouldn't sit in those cheap seats. You don't know who's sat in them. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:50 | |
Eccentricity individualism at large. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
-Defy the sun! -ALL: Come on, sun! Do your worst! | 0:45:53 | 0:45:57 | |
I say, what's going on? | 0:45:57 | 0:45:59 | |
-I was just telling the men to fight the sun, sir. -Good show! Carry on. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:06 | |
A mistrust of professionalism. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:10 | |
MIKE GETS LOUDER One, two, three, four, five. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:14 | |
Little technical hitch... Um... | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Entertainments Manager, saying... | 0:46:17 | 0:46:22 | |
SILENCE | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
TUNELESS FANFARE | 0:46:24 | 0:46:30 | |
A sense of voluntary service, of wanting to do good, wanting to help out. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:35 | |
-You're too young to die let me go, sir. -Thank you, Jones, but I must go. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:42 | |
The gentlemanly code. The code of good form. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:50 | |
Let me tell you, Sergeant Major, my wife is 6,000 miles away but I don't behave like a randy animal! | 0:46:50 | 0:46:58 | |
I don't go round the countryside giving ladies kick-starts! | 0:46:59 | 0:47:04 | |
And lastly, an eternal boyishness. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
Watch what you're doing! | 0:47:11 | 0:47:13 | |
The main thing is they're a good laugh, and shouldn't be dissected, | 0:47:17 | 0:47:24 | |
whether they're politically correct or whether they're incorrect. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:29 | |
"Were they a laugh?" is the thing, | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
and where they are concerned, they provided many, many good laughs. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:37 | |
I think somebody once said of themselves, they were not over-educated. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:44 | |
I think it applies to Jimmy and me we're not over-educated and... | 0:47:44 | 0:47:49 | |
we're sort of... | 0:47:49 | 0:47:51 | |
sophisticated as far as theatre and theatricals are concerned. | 0:47:51 | 0:47:57 | |
But we don't analyse much. If it's funny and we can get it in, we do. | 0:47:57 | 0:48:02 | |
I said to my father, "I only want to do two things. I want to be a famous film star or a great comedian." | 0:48:02 | 0:48:10 | |
And he looked at me and said those immortal words, "You stupid boy!" | 0:48:10 | 0:48:17 | |
NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS | 0:48:20 | 0:48:25 | |
Subtitles by Angela Clarke BBC 1995 | 0:48:51 | 0:48:55 |