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-Welcome to Dyddiadur Dews.

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-Last week, you witnessed

-the worst day of my life.

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-After being deliberately

-poisoned by a so-called friend...

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-..I spent six hours

-watching Huwi make a hat.

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-In the meantime,

-my pregnant wife, Lowri...

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-..was rushed to hospital

-with complications.

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-Huwi and I made it to the hospital.

-But we were far too late.

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-I missed more than

-the birth of my son that day.

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-13 JANUARY 2004

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-I have nothing to say.

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-The only reason the camera is on

-is to record a chat with that ****.

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-You don't have to watch this.

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-I'd prefer it if you didn't.

-Fuck off to watch Eastenders.

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-OK, this is a robbery.

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-You, put the money in the bag. Now!

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-What are you looking at, bitch?

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-Come on, more money! I'll shoot!

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-Cut.

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-Cut.

-

-Quality man, quality. Real savage.

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-Was the kick too much?

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-Don't worry. She gets paid. We'll

-go again. Go really nuts this time.

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-Think Augusto Boal, Theatre of

-the Oppressed. Smash it into her.

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-I can't believe

-this is just an audition.

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-Soaps are too clean, mun.

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-Camera. Sound.

-What is it boy? Is there a plane?

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-The fridge? Mobile phone?

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-Mobile phone?! Oh, for fuck's sake!

-Sorry, am I going nuts?

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-Didn't we explain this to everyone?

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-Yes, we did love.

-A phone on silent is not off, OK.

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-No, I will not leave a message.

-I'm talking to you now, do you hear?

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-Answer the fucking phone.

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-Answer the fucking phone.

-

-Cockin' Christ, mun.

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-Language! And speak Welsh.

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-Come here, you. Where is it?

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-Light-fingered little shit.

-Keto will hunt you down.

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-And when I get hold of you,

-I will tear your... what, Keto?

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-OK, we'll take a break.

-That's lunch.

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-I want everyone back

-on the set by 10.30am.

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-SHE ATTEMPTS TO SAY IT IN WELSH

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-They've already gone, love.

-And fuck you for a start.

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-Hello.

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-Hello. It's me, Dewi.

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-Hello. It's me, Dewi.

-

-Jason?

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-Is that Jason off Pobol Y Cwm?

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-Is that Jason off Pobol Y Cwm?

-

-You know who it is.

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-Oh, Dewi. This is a blast

-from the past. What do you want?

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-You owe me money.

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-You owe me money.

-

-You left us in the shit.

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-I gave you four years of my life.

-You made it into a bloody pantomime.

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-We had a contract with S4C.

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-Either you pay me,

-or I want the tapes back.

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-Have them.

-There's nothing good on them.

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-I saw it on the fucking telly.

-I was on S4C!

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-Two episodes.

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-I'm Dewi.

-I haven't a clue what's going on.

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-Two episodes, and they wanted six.

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-Two episodes, and they wanted six.

-

-Huwi is on magic mushrooms.

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-I'm having a tantrum.

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-I'm having a tantrum.

-

-Tantrum?!

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-Sorry, did you miss the episode

-where Dewi misses his son's birth?

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-Shit happens.

-I broke my neck. Get on with it.

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-I had to go on Heno. You get

-on with it. You've got the tapes.

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-Let's not do this over the phone.

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-Let's not do this over the phone.

-

-Did the police talk to you?

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-Thanks for landing me in the shit.

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-No problem. What did they say?

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-Nothing. I'm in a wheelchair.

-I walked.

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-Come to the office to talk it over.

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-So you can steal more of my life?

-I don't think so.

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-Am I on speakerphone?

-Are you filming this?

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-Clever boy.

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-SCREAMS

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-Gwyndaf. Hey!

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-Gwyndaf?

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-THE ICE AGE JANUARY

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-Dewi, you look terrible.

-Are you eating properly?

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-With a knife and fork.

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-What about the kids.

-How's little Cain?

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-I see them on weekends.

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-Cain's fine.

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-And Lowri?

-Have you patched things up?

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-What's the problem?

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-For a start, she's seen me

-on the fucking television, right.

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-She wants to know where

-her maintenance money is, obviously.

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-All the money we had

-is gone. Invested in the show, Dewi.

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-Until we finish the show

-they won't give us any more.

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-I've given Gwyn all my tapes,

-with numbers on and everything.

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-That's television for you.

-They're fucking arseholes. Sorry.

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-You've got to play the game.

-That's show business.

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-I'll tell Lowri that then, shall I?

-Should I sing the song as well?

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-We're here for you.

-We'll come through this together.

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-We'll finish the show together

-and we're all going to get paid. OK?

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-I suppose.

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-It's snowing.

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-Go pick up the kids. Build

-a snowman, have a snowball fight.

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-Give her a rest.

-That's what she needs.

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-Yes, you're right. OK.

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-Hey, Lilly. It's snowing outside.

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-Hey, Lilly. It's snowing outside.

-

-Dewi's back on board.

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-He's going to pick up the kids

-and go to the farm.

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-From now on, we'll

-film everything back-to-back.

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-Two cameras, you mean?

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-Two cameras, you mean?

-

-No. In Welsh and English.

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-It's Welsh on S4C.

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-Don't worry about S4C.

-It's the way ahead.

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-Same project,

-big market, big money, Dews.

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-From now on, you shoot everything

-in English as well, OK.

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-I haven't decided

-whether I'm doing this at all...

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-..let alone in fucking English.

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-It is winter...

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-..on the farm.

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-When you look at all

-this natural beauty...

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-..it's easy to see

-why we chose this life.

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-If you are, like us, lucky enough

-to be born into this environment...

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-..it's almost impossible

-to imagine doing anything else.

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-Virgin snow doesn't stay

-virgin for long round here, Huwi.

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-Something always comes along

-to ****** spoil it.

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-The snow is always very magical

-when it comes.

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-It usually means a day off

-to most people.

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-But not the farmer.

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-We have work to do.

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-Farming

-doesn't stop for the weather.

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-Sunshine, rain, sleet, snow...

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-..all conditions,

-the show must go on.

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-It's time to check on the sheep.

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-They're already

-in a very fragile situation.

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-We're smack bang in the middle

-of the lambing season.

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-The arrival of snow this morning

-has made it all the more precarious.

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-Huwi immediately spots a problem.

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-We have to act fast.

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-This sheep is clearly in distress.

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-It's freezing

-and she's too weak to stand.

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-Let me get a close up!

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-It's not long before

-she becomes another cold statistic.

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-Immediately,

-Huwi springs into action.

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-I do what I can

-to make sure she's comfortable...

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-..by giving her shelter

-from the elements.

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-Huwi has gone to get

-the Massey Ferguson 65.

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-But there is a problem.

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-The battery's flat.

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-The sheep in the field is not the

-only one with a flat battery. Flat.

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-Despite Huwi's efforts...

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-..the 65 tractor

-is having none of it.

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-Plan B comes in the shape of this,

-the Merlo.

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-There's no lack of power here.

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-But it is heavy and could easily get

-stuck in the field and make a mess.

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-But it is a gamble

-that Huwi is willing to take.

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-Nothing is more important to him...

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-..than the life...

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-..of his sheep.

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-The Merlo is stuck.

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-Is she alright?

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-Is she alright?

-

-She's cold.

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-It gets to the point...

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-..the cold affects your head.

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-I find it difficult to think

-rationally in this weather...

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-..at the best of times.

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-Imagine how hard it is for a sheep,

-poor thing.

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-Fucking hell. Lucky you're here.

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-Time is running out

-for the poor sheep.

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-While I adjust the angle

-on the bucket on the Merlo...

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-..Huwi gently lowers

-his patient into it.

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-Lucky we came out to film.

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-She needs urgent attention.

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-It is obvious to me that

-Huwi has literally minutes left...

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-..to get her to the shed and to the

-medicine that she desperately needs.

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-Thanks to our

-quick thinking and vigilance...

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-..certain tragedy has been averted.

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-This lucky sheep...

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-..will see the birth...

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-..of her children.

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-Did you see this?

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-Did you see this?

-

-Yes.

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-That's broken. It came loose.

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-It came loose.

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-It was fucked, Huw.

-Nothing is holding it on.

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-It wasn't fucked before.

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-I didn't do fuck all.

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-What's the mess in the field?

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-I took this out.

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-You've been kicking up shit?

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-No, I had a sheep in the back.

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-There's enough grass here.

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-It was touch and go, see...

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-What the fuck do you want

-and why the fuck are you here?

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-I went to get the sheep.

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-He was...

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-Shut the fuck up. You went in this?

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-I put her in the bucket.

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-Do you know how much it weighs?

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-Do you know how easy it is

-for a tractor to get stuck...

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-..not to mention a fucking Merlo?

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-..not to mention a fucking Merlo?

-

-Fair play...

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-Fuck off. Shut your fucking mouth.

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-Where's the sheep?

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-In the shed. I gave her jabs.

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-I gave her magnesium and calcium,

-so she should be OK.

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-The 65's battery was flat.

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-Jump start the 65 instead

-of fucking about with the Merlo.

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-Jump leads.

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-Dews fucked this up.

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-It wasn't me.

-It was OK when I saw it.

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-It wasn't me!

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-It was broken.

-There was fuck all holding it on.

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-So I have to get this fixed,

-jump start the 65...

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-..the sheep

-is probably fucking dead...

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-No, the sheep is in the shed.

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-We saved the sheep's life.

-She's lucky to be alive.

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-Find the jump leads, fast.

-Get a move on.

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-Jimmy Glitter. This is a nice

-surprise. How can we help you?

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-I haven't said

-you can use the scene.

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-What scene?

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-You know exactly what I'm talking

-about. You said you'd cut it out.

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-I cut it down.

-Stop changing your bloody mind.

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-They're furious. They want

-to send the footage to the RSPCA.

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-What have you been doing?

-Where's the cash?

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-Please, please! We're talking

-about dropping one sequence.

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-I don't think this would

-disadvantage the project.

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-Why don't you call us cabbages

-and be done with it?

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-You're putting words in my mouth.

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-You're putting words in my mouth.

-

-You can't take advantage of me.

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-I don't care

-that it's just one sequence.

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-If it's not in, we're walking.

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-Hey, Heti! I've got the sacks.

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-Hey, Heti! I've got the sacks.

-

-No!

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-I've gathered the sacks.

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-I've a selection of sacks

-to go sledging.

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-You wear it like a vest and

-turn yourself into a human sledge.

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-Let's go, Heti.

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-Let's go, Heti.

-

-No!

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-Where are you going, Spielberg?

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-Where are you going, Spielberg?

-

-Sledging.

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-I'll come.

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-Right-o. Will you leave that here?

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-Right-o. Will you leave that here?

-

-No.

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-I promise you,

-we'll have a lot of fun.

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-She's excited. We're almost there.

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-It's a major operation...

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-..making sure all

-the children are wrapped up...

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-..nice and warm

-so they don't catch pneumonia.

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-It's a big responsibility

-to be a father.

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-We're going sledging!

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-It's not far now.

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-Come on, Heti.

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-Let's sing a song.

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-No! There's shit on your boots

-and my boots. And it's your fault.

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-It's your fault that we're sledging

-where the sheep are.

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-Do you want to help me

-build a sledge?

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-No.

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-Then we can go fast!

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-Please just leave me alone.

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-Just watch this. It's fun.

-Do you want to go on the sledge?

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-I want mummy.

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-Watch this.

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-Dews on the toboggan.

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-Now then! Heti, come back!

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-No! I don't like sledging.

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-What?

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-I don't like sledging.

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-Please come back.

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-Heti!

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-Go and get her.

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-Don't argue, just go and get her.

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-Why did you force her do it?

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-We need to take advantage

-of rare days like this.

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-Who knows what the future holds...

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-..with global warming

-and the melting ice caps...

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-..and people chopping the rainforest

-down, and killing the orangutans?

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-Maybe the snow...

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-A couple of shots of me coming down.

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-Zoom in with that button...

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-..then zoom out

-when I reach the bottom.

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-Does that make sense?

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-Watch this.

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-DEWI SCREAMS

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-Fucking hell!

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-What the fuck was that?!

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-Fucking hitting me with a spade!

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-It was hilarious.

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-Think it's fucking hilarious,

-do you?

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-I'll put it on YouTube.

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-Wait until I speak to your father.

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-My father?

-Are you sure you want to do that?

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-Are you sure?

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-OK... fuck off.

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-Spielberg.

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-Right then.

-Things have cooled down a bit now.

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-Del has started the tractor.

-So everything is back on track.

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-We jump started it.

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-We were almost in the village

-by the time we started it.

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-Del and Huwi are talking.

-There's hope for us yet.

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-Alright, boys?

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-You got the tractor to go, then.

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-You sorted it then.

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-Yes, it wouldn't start earlier.

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-Hang on.

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-DEWS SWITCHES ENGINE OFF

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-DEWS SWITCHES ENGINE OFF

-

-Don't switch it off!

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-What the fuck are you doing?

-You fucking prick.

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-Fuck off!

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-Fucking hell.

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-Has he cooled down now?

-What's wrong with him?

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-There's a lot of things on.

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-I didn't do it on purpose.

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-My mind is on other things.

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-He's not in a good mood.

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-You have to watch what you say.

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-I know what will cheer him up.

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-Is he down there now?

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-Is he down there now?

-

-Yes.

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-Let's have a snowball fight,

-like when we were children.

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-We'll hide here...

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-..collect snowballs, and ambush him.

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-Right-o.

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-That'll put a smile on his face.

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-Maybe.

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-Dad would come out, and then we'd

-ambush him. Snowballs everywhere.

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-Dad stood there,

-defiant like a giant.

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-Let him have it.

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-Very fucking funny, boys.

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-Leave him.

0:21:230:21:25

-Are you OK?

0:21:280:21:31

-What's wrong?

0:21:330:21:35

-He's mad. Get up.

0:21:460:21:48

-Come on, John Wayne.

0:21:490:21:53

-Fucking hell.

0:21:540:21:57

-OK? Your hat is here. Dews, hat.

0:22:050:22:08

-How are you, Mamgu? Come in, Dews.

0:22:150:22:18

-Hello, Mamgu.

0:22:190:22:21

-You've arrived safely.

-Come here, Huwi. You're a good one.

0:22:210:22:25

-Why did you go

-and upset Delwyn like that?

0:22:260:22:29

-You get the children

-for a few hours...

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-..and Heti comes back soaked

-to the skin, frozen like a...

0:22:320:22:36

-Choc Ice, Mamgu?

0:22:360:22:37

-Choc Ice, Mamgu?

-

-Help yourself.

0:22:370:22:39

-You're too busy

-playing with that stupid camera!

0:22:390:22:43

-If you come to live here,

-you live by my rules!

0:22:430:22:46

-I don't want

-the camera near the house.

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-I want you out in the garden

-from 8am to 6pm.

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-Supper at six, bed at nine,

-lights off and no television.

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-But it's dark by four

-and the ground is frozen.

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-No excuses!

-You need some discipline.

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-If you'd done

-what I asked you to do...

0:23:040:23:07

-..and not fooled about

-in the snow like some fucking...

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-Fucking penguin?

0:23:110:23:12

-No need for that language, Huwi.

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-Clean the gutters, and

-pressure wash the fucking patio.

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-I'll get a ladder.

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-You come inside

-to keep Mamgu company.

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-Pobol Y Cwm is starting now.

-Jason and Sara have fallen out.

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