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Good evening and a very merry Christmas to you. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
I'm David Suchet and I'm speaking to you direct from the BBC Studios. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:10 | |
I'm hugely excited to have been asked by the BBC | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
to narrate tonight's amateur production of Peter Pan, | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
performed by the recipients of this year's BBC Community Choice Award. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:23 | |
So, before we begin, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
let's take a moment and meet the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society... | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
The Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society is an amateur theatre group. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
And we're made up of people who do lots of different courses, | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
but who come together in the evenings and at the weekends | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
to create theatre. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
I am Chris. I am the director. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
I'm Robert. I'm the lead actor. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
-You're not the lead actor. -Well, I'm the best actor. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
Ar-arrr-ar-argh! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
You're doing it again. You're still... No-one can understand you! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Right, I've been working as a stage manager for Cornley | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
for about five years now. | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
And what these so-called BBC professionals need to learn, | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
that when we're live, it's my stage. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
-ROBERT: -Why were we selected? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Hard work, talent and our previous high-quality productions. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
Oh, and because of our cast member Max, whose aunt runs the BBC. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
-WOMAN: -Our strengths? Erm, well, everyone's really keen. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Yeah, everyone's really committed. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Everything's so strong. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
Yeah, it's been, er...good getting to know each other really well. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-Yeah. And, you know, now we're really close. -Yeah, really close. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Robert's niece is playing the Lost Boy Tootles. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
She's quite nervous about being on live TV, | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
but Robert's coaching her, so she'll be fine. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Come on, Lucy, more confidence! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
You're going to ruin Christmas! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
I just want to get through the whole thing without killing anyone. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
That's your cue, Dennis! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
God... | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
Can we get him an earpiece? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Got a headset. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
-Will it be noticeable? -No. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Dennis, Dennis, stop! All right, enough, stop! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
-ROBERT: -We are confident this pantomime will run smoothly. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
This is not a pantomime. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
It is a traditional Christmas vignette. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Oh, no, it isn't! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Ha-ha... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Right, that's my cue. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Here we go! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
See you on the other side... | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
LOUD BANG | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
All children, except one... | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Oh! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
All children, except one, grow up. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
Wendy discovered that she would grow up | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
when she was at a picnic and her mother said the words, | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
"Oh, I wish you could stay like this forever!" | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
And...then she knew. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
It is this very Wendy, | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
along with her two brothers Michael... | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
..and John... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
..who begin our story. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
The setting is their bedroom, | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
on the third floor of a townhouse in Bloomsbury. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Come along, boys, stop playing around. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
It's time for you to get into your bedclothes. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
It's too early for bed, Wendy. You're turning into Mother. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Well, I should love to be like Mother. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
-BEEPING -Well, I shouldn't. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
That would be ever so dreary, Wendy. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
John's right. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
I can't stand being cooped up in this boring old nursery. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
I'm four years old! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Not every day can be an adventure, Michael. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Now, it's time to get ready for bed. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
I can hear Father's footsteps. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Has anyone seen my cufflinks? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Oh, George, you are forever losing things. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Their father George Darling was a man of business. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
A little pompous, but with a kind heart. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
-I have searched the ho... -He was... | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
He was far less serene than their mother Mary Darling, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:57 | |
a genteel and elegant woman. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-I have searched the hou... -Although sometimes... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
..he forgot to SHOW IT... | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
..George loved them all dearly. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
I have searched the house high and low. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
I put a thing down for a moment and it is as if fairies | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
-have danced off with it. -Oh, Father! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
I would so love to have fairies skipping about the house. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
I don't believe in fairies. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
-Wendy, have you seen my cufflinks? -No, Father. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
I mean, really, is it me? Or is the world going mad? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
I'll look in the drawing room, George. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
-BEEPING -Perhaps Nana has seen them, Father. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
That creature is almost certainly the reason they are missing. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-TWINKLY MUSIC -Woof! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Nana! Come here, girl! Come on, Nana. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
I don't understand all this affection | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
towards that dreadful animal. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
What about me? Where are my cufflinks? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Perhaps Liza has seen them. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
The final member of the household was Liza, the Darlings' housekeeper, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
different in every way to Mrs Darling. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-COCKNEY ACCENT: -I've found your cufflinks, Mr Darling. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
You left them on the dresser. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
GONG SOUNDS | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
A sweeter family you've never seen, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
with hearts as good as gold. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
And on this fateful evening, | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
our story shall unfold. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Thank you, Liza. You have saved my evening. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Now leave that beast alone, the three of you. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
We're only petting her, Father. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
That dog needs to be taught some discipline. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Now, all of you, time for bed and to take your medicine. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Fetch the medicine bottle, Nana. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
When I was small, I used to... | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:12 | 0:07:17 | |
When I was small, | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
I used to thank my mother and father for giving me medicine. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
I would say, "Th..." | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Argh! Say...say... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
I would say, "Thank you, kind parents, | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
"for giving me bottles to keep me well!" | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Ah, here is Nana now. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Bring me the medicine bottle, Nana! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
Bring me the medicine bottle, Nana! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Thank you, Nana. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
Now, fetch me a spoon. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Liza! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
Argh! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Yes, Mr Darling? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
Liza, take that wretched animal outside and chain her to her kennel. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Come on, Nana... | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
outside! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Urgh! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
Thank God that animal's gone. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
What's all this commotion, George? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Mary, my dear. Nothing's wrong. The children were just getting into bed. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
-Where's Nana? -Liza locked her outside. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
But she protects the children! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Protects them from what? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
The boy who visits this room. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
-Oh, what nonsense. -Mother and I saw him the other evening. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
He slipped away through the window. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
Mother ran to slam it shut before he could escape, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
but he was too nimble, the window shut and we caught just his shadow, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
which started dancing across the room. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
A dancing shadow? Oh, really! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
Whatever will you come up with next? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
I had Liza lock it in the chest. See for yourself, George. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Liza has the key. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
I shall get Liza to fetch the key. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Liza! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
Yes, Miss Wendy? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
-Have you the key to the chest? -I shall fetch it at once. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
-CAR HORN -Your cab's here, Mr Darling. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Excellent. Let's go down... | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
CAR HORN | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Another cab's here, Mr Darling. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Excellent. Let's go down... | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
CAR HORN | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
A third cab's here, Mr Darling. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Three cabs? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
One for Mary. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
One for me. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
And one for...my hat. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Let's go downstairs. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
I shall fetch the key, Miss Wendy. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Thank you, Liza. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Mary, the cab's here! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
The cab's here? I shall fetch my shawl. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Very good, Mary. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
Where is that maid? Liza! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
I found the key, Miss Wendy! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
Now I can show you the shadow, Father! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Oh, Wendy, you really must grow up. There is no shadow. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
OMINOUS MUSIC | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
That will be all, Liza. I don't have time for this. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
Please look, Father! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Mary, the cab's here, we shall be late! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Oooh! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
The cab's here. Yes, I found my shawl. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Very good! Come along, Mary! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
I'm going downstairs. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Someone has to be grown up around here. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
HE GRUNTS AND STRAINS | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
HE PANTS AND STRAINS | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
HE GROANS AND STRAINS | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
All right, my dears, time to turn the lights out. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Make sure you all... Oh! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
What is it, Mother? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
I thought I saw a face at the window. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Nothing there. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Must be my imagination! | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
-BEEPING -Won't you sing us a lullaby, Mother? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
No, Dennis. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
Speak with feeling, for God's sake. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
No! No! No! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Don't repeat that, you idiot! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Of course, my sweet. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
LULLABY MUSIC | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
THE 'CHILDREN' YAWN | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
# Hush now, my darlings | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
# Don't you stir | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
# Dream of a world of adventure | 0:12:14 | 0:12:20 | |
# Be at peace | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
# You'll be grown up one day | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
# Till then, put your fears away... | 0:12:29 | 0:12:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
# Close your eyes... | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
LOUD DRILLING | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
# ..and rest your heads | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
# Safely tucked into your beds... | 0:12:46 | 0:12:52 | |
BANGING AND DRILLING | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
# All is quiet | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
# And all is calm | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
# I'll never let you | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
CHAINSAW WHIRS | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
# ..come to harm | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
# Night-light lit to guide your way | 0:13:10 | 0:13:17 | |
# Until the sun brings in the day | 0:13:17 | 0:13:25 | |
-THE MEN SHOUT AND ARGUE -# And as they take | 0:13:25 | 0:13:30 | |
# Their maiden flights | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
# Guard my sleeping babies tonight! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:40 | |
# Guard my... | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
-SOFTLY -# ..sleeping babies tonight. # | 0:13:43 | 0:13:52 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
That was beautiful, Mother. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Thank you, my dear. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
Mother, can anything harm us when the night-light is lit? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Nothing, precious. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
They are the eyes a mother leaves behind to guard her children. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:20 | |
Mother... | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
you look pretty tonight. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
-Are you tucked in, Michael? -Yes, Mother! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Are you comfortable? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Oooh! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
Yes, Mother. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
And you, Wendy? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Yes, Mother. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Urgh! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
And you, sweet John, are you feeling sleepy? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Goodnight, my dears. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Dear night-lights, that protect my sleeping babes, | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
burn clear and steadfast tonight. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
No! No! Wait, wait, wait! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Oh, God, no, no! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
-Ah! -Ah! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
-I'm in! -I'm in! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
-Oh... -Oh, God! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
I... | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
Down! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Down! Down! Oh, God...! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
Thank heavens I didn't wake the children! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Tinkerbell? Tink? Where are you? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
Have you found my shadow? Do you know where they put it? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
There you are! Do you know where they put it? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Oooh! | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
In here? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Are you ready, Tink? Don't let it startle you! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
It's time to get my shadow back. Don't let it dance away. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
BLUESY NIGHTCLUB MUSIC | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Ah-ha, got you! Now to stick you back where you belong. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
I'll stick you back on with...soap! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Boy, why are you crying? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
HE STARTS TO CRY | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
I'm not crying. What's your name? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Wendy Moira Angela Darling. What's yours? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
-Peter Pan! -What are you doing? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
I'm trying to stick my shadow back on. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
You can't stick a shadow back on with soap. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
It must be sewn. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-What is...sewn? -I shall show you. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
There, it's done! Why don't you try it? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Wendy, it's done! Look! Look! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Oh, the cleverness of me! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
I'll give you a kiss, if you like. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
Thank you. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
-Don't you know what a kiss is? -I shall know when you give it to me. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
And now shall I give you a kiss? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
If you please. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
Not on stage! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
An acorn! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
I shall wear it on a chain around my neck. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
-How old are you? -I don't know, quite young. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
I ran away... | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
I ran away the day I was born! | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-Ran away? Why? -I'll tell you for why... | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
I heard Mother and Father talking of what I was to be when I was a man. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
I want always to be a little boy and to have fun. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
So I ran away to Kensington Gardens | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
and lived a long time among the fairies. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-You know fairies, Peter? -Yes. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
But they're nearly all dead now. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
Children know such a lot now. Soon they don't believe in fairies. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
And every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
there's a fairy somewhere that falls down dead. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
-You can fly! -Of course I can... | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Argh! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Of course I can fly! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
No! No! No! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Argh! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
Where on earth did you learn to do that? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
In Neverland. I fly everywhere with my friends, the Lost Boys. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
How thrilling. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Wendy, come away with me to Neverland! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Urgh! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Argh! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
LOUD CRASH | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
Oh, dear, I mustn't! Think of Mother. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
-Besides, I can't fly. -I'll teach you. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Oh, how lovely! To fly! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
-But is it far? -Not far at all. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Just the other side of the stars. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
-Would you teach John and Michael to fly, too? -Of course! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
-Argh! -Oh, my God! Robert! Oh, my God! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
John! John! Someone! Someone! | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Help! Help! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Argh! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
Put it out! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
-Argh! -Argh! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
Get off stage. Get off stage right now. What's wrong with you? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Spraying me in the face like that! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
HE CHOKES AND GAGS | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
HE COUGHS, SPLUTTERS AND STRAINS | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Not again! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
John! Michael! Wake up! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
There is a boy here who wants to teach us to fly. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Urgh...! Fly? | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
I...should...love...to fly. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
He shall take us to Neverland! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
Argh! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
Neverland?! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Argh! Ah! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
I say, can you really fly? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
-Look! -Oh! -Ah! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
-Oh, my, how do you do it? -It's simple. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
You just need your happiest thoughts and a little bit of fairy dust. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
-TWINKLY MUSIC -Fairy dust? How delightful! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
Are we all ready to fly? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Just think of a lovely, wonderful thought | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
and it will lift you into the air. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
-TOGETHER: -One... | 0:20:35 | 0:20:36 | |
two, three! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
CHEERING | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
We're flying! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
I feel light as air! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
-BEEPING -Wheee! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
-PETER PAN: -It's time to go. Follow me to the window! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Come on, Tink! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
Second to the right and straight on till morning! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
Here we go! | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
No... Whoa! | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
Onward... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
No, no! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
Argh! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Come on, boys! Just believe and you can fly! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
Argh! | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
See? It's easy when you know how! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Argh! Try to keep up if you can! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Peter, I'm coming! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:43 | |
Oh, no, don't! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Don't, don't! | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
No, no, no! No! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Don't! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Don't, don't! No! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
Oh! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
Goodness, no! No! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
-Get me down! -Peter! Wait for me! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
-TOGETHER: -Neverland! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
Here we come! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
And so we arrive in the forests of Neverland, | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
a world of infinite wonders. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
So as Peter flies with Wendy and the fairy Tink draws near, | 0:22:18 | 0:22:23 | |
our tale shall continue | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
and I shall disappear! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
LOUD BANG Oh! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Wendy, look! We're here. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Hello, Tootles! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
SHE WHIMPERS | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Oh! Oh! Oh! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Lucy, you are doing this! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
P... | 0:22:55 | 0:22:56 | |
P... | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Peter! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
I have... | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
I have to...to tell... | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
I have to tell you something. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Oh, yes? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
What is it you have to tell us, Tootles? | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Ah...ah... | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Captain Hook has kidnapped Tiger Lily! | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
He has?! Then we must rescue her. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
She is our friend, after all. Tink, go and find where they've taken her! | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
P...P... | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
P-P-P-Peter. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Peter! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
-Oh, for God's sake! -CREAKING | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Argh! | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Ow...! Ow! Ow...! | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
Ow...! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
Well, erm... | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
thank you, Tootles. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
PANPIPE MUSIC | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Oh, Peter! You play beautifully. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
-Yar! -Yar! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Pirates! Quickly, into the hideout! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
Yar! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
Yah-yah-har! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
Argh...! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
WHITE NOISE | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
TESTCARD TONE | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
WHITE NOISE | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
The glorious sound of a deserted forest. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
CAR HORN | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
A cab... | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
-BEEPING -Captain! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
We shall find the Lost Boys at... | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
RADIO DISTORTION | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
You're listening to BBC Radio 3! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
That was the Violin Concerto in E minor by Johann Bach. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
We'll find the Lost Boys at the Mermaid's Lagoon. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
You may be right, Smee. | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
# I'm loving angels instead | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
# And through it aaaalll... # | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Thank you, Mr Smee! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
But most of all, I want Peter Pan! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
For he cut off my arm, Starkey! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
-ALMOST UNINTELLIGIBLE PIRATE VOICE: -Disgraceful! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
He has no manners, Cap'n. Don't you agree, Percy? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
-SIMILAR PARROT VOICE: -Disgraceful. I do agree, Starkey! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
Ay, Percy knows how it is. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
Ha, ha, ha. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Exactly. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Pan flung my arm to a crocodile that happened to be passing by. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Followed you around ever since, Captain Hook. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
That he has, Smee! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
That he has! | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
By lucky chance it swallowed a clock, Cap'n. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
So before it can reach you, you hear the tick-tock and bolt. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
What are you doing with your pistol out, Mr Smee? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
I wouldn't want to be...caught unawares, Cap'n. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
Put that thing away, Smee, | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
or I'll strike you down with my hook. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
No! Put that thing away, Smee, | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
or I'll strike you down with my hook! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
I'm Hook. You're Smee! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
-I'm John. -You're Smee! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
But soon I shall have the foolish boy within my grasp. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Ah, revenge is a grand thing. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Oh, no, it isn't! | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Yes, it is. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh, no, it isn't! | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Oh, yes, it is. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh, no, it isn't! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Yes, it is! | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh, no, it isn't! -Yes, it is! Yes, it is! | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
Yes, it is! It is! Yes, it is! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
Of course it is! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
This is not a pantomime. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh, yes, it is! | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
No, it isn't! | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Shut up! | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Boo! -Don't boo me! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Boo! | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
How would you like it if I booed you? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
Boo! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
Booooo! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Boo! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
-It's not nice, is it? -LAUGHTER | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
But hold, men. What's this? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
CAR HORN | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
A cab! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
-SMEE: -Oh, no, it isn't. -Yes, it is! Yes, it is! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
I don't know why it is, but it is! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Also there's this. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Something strange! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Smoke coming out of this tree stump. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
Ha-har! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
ALL: Yar! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
A chimney, Cap'n? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:39 | |
Listen, men, 'tis plain Pan and the Lost Boys live here, | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
among the trees and underneath the ground. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
PIRATE MUTTERS UNINTELLIGIBLY | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
You see these tracks down to the shore, men? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
Aye, Cap'n, I see it clear as day! | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
Follow them back to the Jolly Roger. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
Row Tiger Lily to the lagoon, | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
put her out on Marooner's Rock and nab Pan... | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
Argh! | 0:27:58 | 0:27:59 | |
Argh! Argh! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
Get off! Go! Go! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:02 | |
Go! Just get out of here! | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
Aah...! | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
Avast belay, when I appear, | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
by fear they're overtook. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:14 | |
Nought's left upon your bones | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
when you've shaken claws with Hook! | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
There! | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:28:24 | 0:28:25 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
And so the dastardly pirates set off with evil intent. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:35 | |
What is this place? | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
This is Marooner's Rock. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
Tink said that the pirates will be bringing Tiger Lily here. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
-PIRATES: -# Yo, ho! Yo, ho! | 0:28:42 | 0:28:46 | |
Here they come. Hide! | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
# A merry hour, a hempen rope, and a hey for Davey Jones! # | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
Yarr! Ha, ha, ha! | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
Oh...'tis good to be upon the water, me lubbers. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:58 | |
Now we must follow the Captain's orders and, er... | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
..and hoist Tiger Lily onto the rock and leave her there to drown. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:09 | |
Yar! Ye-ha! | 0:29:09 | 0:29:11 | |
Yar... | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
Any last words, Tiger Lily? | 0:29:18 | 0:29:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
These words shan't be my last, as Peter Pan shall save me. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:30 | |
This is a terrible show... | 0:29:32 | 0:29:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:34 | 0:29:36 | |
..of cowardice, Tiger Lily. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:38 | 0:29:40 | |
We thought you'd put up more of a fight. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:43 | |
Brave men do not sneak up on defenceless girls. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:47 | |
You are the true cowards. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
You can't act... | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
..in this way when the Cap'n arrives. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
You have a sharp tongue now, | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
but you shall tremble at the sight | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
of Hook's impressive arse... | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
..senal of weapons back aboard the Jolly Roger. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:12 | |
-Poor Tiger Lily. Help her, Peter. -Of course I shall. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
I'll impersonate Hook! | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
Watch... | 0:30:17 | 0:30:18 | |
-LIP-SYNCS A RECORDING: -Ahoy, there, you lubbers! | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
'Tis the Cap'n. He must be rowing out to us! | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
Just putting Tiger Lily onto the rock, Cap'n! | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
-RECORDING: -Release her, you blithering imbeciles! | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
Cut her free! | 0:30:30 | 0:30:31 | |
Aye, Cap'n. I'll cut her free. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:34 | |
Ha, har-har! | 0:30:34 | 0:30:35 | |
Yar! | 0:30:35 | 0:30:36 | |
SWORD CLATTERS ON THE GROUND | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
-ALMOST UNINTELLIGIBLY: -Why don't you cut her free? | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
I don't know what you're saying. | 0:30:57 | 0:30:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
Just...give me the swoooord. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
What is a swoooord? | 0:31:06 | 0:31:09 | |
It's a swoooord on the floor! | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
What are you talking about?! | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
I lost the swoooord in the muuud | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
and now I need you to find IT! | 0:31:19 | 0:31:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
How can you not understand?! | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:28 | 0:31:29 | |
No! | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
Not that! | 0:31:32 | 0:31:34 | |
The swoooord! | 0:31:34 | 0:31:35 | |
No! | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
-ALMOST UNINTELLIGIBLY: -Why would I want your hat? | 0:31:37 | 0:31:41 | |
Huuuuh?! | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:43 | 0:31:44 | |
Hat! I'm already wearing a hat! | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:47 | 0:31:48 | |
Everybody understood except for you! | 0:31:48 | 0:31:52 | |
Everybody! | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
Now, just get the... | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
Yar... She's free, Cap'n. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
But, Starkey... | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
The Cap'n seems kind of out of sorts. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
Nonsense. Here he comes, rowing out to us now... | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
Action! | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
Where's Tiger Lily? | 0:32:16 | 0:32:17 | |
We let her go! | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
Let her go?! | 0:32:19 | 0:32:20 | |
It was your orders, Cap'n! | 0:32:20 | 0:32:23 | |
You blundering blockheads, I said no such thing! | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
WHISTLE | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
Only pedalos on the lake! | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
Cap'n, if you didn't give the orders, who did? | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:34 | 0:32:37 | |
Perhaps it be the dark spirit that haunts this here lagoon, Starkey. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:44 | |
WHISTLE | 0:32:44 | 0:32:46 | |
-Six o'clock, park's closed! -Oh, come on! | 0:32:46 | 0:32:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
Spirit, Cap'n? | 0:32:52 | 0:32:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
Legend says this lagoon is haunted by the ghosts of drowned sailors. | 0:32:56 | 0:33:02 | |
Oh... Hello. Chris! | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
Step ashore, Cap'n. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:10 | |
I shall. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
Urgh! | 0:33:14 | 0:33:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
Spirit! | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
Dost hear me? | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
-RECORDING: -I hear you! | 0:33:22 | 0:33:25 | |
Who are you, stranger? Speak! | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
-RECORDING: -I am James Hook! | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
Captain of the Jolly Roger! | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
Oh, no, you are not! | 0:33:32 | 0:33:33 | |
-Oh, yes, he... -No, he's not! | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
He's not! | 0:33:35 | 0:33:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
-TICKING -What's that noise, Cap'n? | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
A ticking clock. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
-'Tis the crocodile! -Yar! | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:49 | 0:33:50 | |
Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
Spirit! | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
If you are Hook, then who am I? | 0:33:55 | 0:33:57 | |
-RECORDING: -A codfish! | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
-RECORDING: -Cut. And that will do. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
We are done for the day. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
-Robert, Robert, I wanted to talk to you about something. -What? | 0:34:03 | 0:34:06 | |
It's about Jonathan and Sandra. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:09 | |
ROBERT LAUGHS | 0:34:09 | 0:34:10 | |
He's playing Peter Pan and she's playing Wendy. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:12 | |
They shouldn't be sleeping together. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
He's supposed to be the boy who wouldn't grow up, | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
not the boy who couldn't keep it in his pants. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:19 | |
And she's just as bad! Flirting with everybody! | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
It's no wonder that Max is obsessed with her. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
Yes, that's why he wanted to play Peter. To get closer to her. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
But Max can't act! | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
-AUDIENCE SIGHS -He's terrible as Michael | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
and the crocodile. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:33 | |
He's playing it like a mammal! | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
I know, Robert, but we need his aunt. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
She runs the BBC. It's the only reason he's here. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
Yeah. Mm. Mm. What a loser. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
-Oh, left the microphone on! -Ah... | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
RECORDING ENDS | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:51 | 0:34:54 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Aw...! | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
'Tis Peter Pan! Ah! | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
Tis I! | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
Vainglorious boy! | 0:35:11 | 0:35:12 | |
I shall split your bones with my hook! | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
THEY CLASH SWORDS | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
Ha, ha! Nothing ever hurts me! | 0:35:17 | 0:35:19 | |
I'm Peter Pan! | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
And I... | 0:35:21 | 0:35:22 | |
Oh, no...no! Don't! Stop...! | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
-Come on! -Pull him down! | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
Come on! | 0:35:26 | 0:35:27 | |
You shall die by my blade, Pan! | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
To die would be an awfully big advent... | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
-ROPE SNAPS -Argh! | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
-What's happened? -Just fell out of the thing. -What? | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
-I fell out... -Just keep it going. -What? | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
Keep it going! Keep it going! | 0:35:50 | 0:35:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:00 | 0:36:02 | |
Erm...I'm terribly sorry, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
but we seem to have a slight difficulty here. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:08 | |
Erm, many of you may have noticed that Peter Pan... | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
..took a rather nasty unrehearsed fall there. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
Obviously, he wasn't thinking his happy thoughts. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:19 | 0:36:21 | |
-Quickly! Bring him through! -He's lost so much blood. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
Anyhow, I'm sure Peter Pan's injuries will be... | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
less severe than those sustained in a production of Oliver!, | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
the musical in which I appeared many years ago now. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
In the number Boy For Sale... | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
Yeah? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:43 | |
# Boy, boy for sale... # | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
..our overenthusiastic Mr Bumble... | 0:36:50 | 0:36:54 | |
..tripped backwards onto one of the frailer workhouse children, | 0:36:55 | 0:36:59 | |
crushing him. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
See, regrettably, my car was parked in the ambulance bay | 0:37:07 | 0:37:11 | |
and that prevented the paramedics from getting to the poor child, | 0:37:11 | 0:37:15 | |
and very sadly... | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
..he passed away. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:19 | |
And I... | 0:37:22 | 0:37:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
..I can't help but feel partially responsible for this tragic event, | 0:37:25 | 0:37:29 | |
because it was, as I say, it was my car | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
that stopped medical aid getting to the poor child. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:36 | |
But also because... | 0:37:36 | 0:37:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:42 | 0:37:44 | |
..I was playing Mr Bumble. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
Anyway, I think we're ready to begin again... | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
So, back to Neverland! | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
I hear this evening's meal is imaginary. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:14 | |
So...it can be anything you want it to be. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
-TOGETHER: -Anything? | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
Anything. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:20 | |
# You can have steak or salami | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
# You can have chestnuts or cheese | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
# The only thing to remember | 0:38:27 | 0:38:31 | |
-# Is the magic word -TOGETHER: -What? | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
# Please | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
-So I can have anything I can think of? -Of course! | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
# I could have lobster or lettuce | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
# You could have pastry or pies | 0:38:41 | 0:38:45 | |
# I could have dumplings or damsons | 0:38:45 | 0:38:47 | |
-BEEPING -# Your taxi has arrived | 0:38:47 | 0:38:51 | |
ALL: # Give and take, then we can make | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
# Whatever we can conceive | 0:38:55 | 0:38:58 | |
# With faith and trust and fairy dust | 0:38:58 | 0:39:02 | |
# And the world of make-believe... # | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
-Wendy, where's Peter? -This is Neverland, Michael. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
He could be anywhere you want him to be. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
# He could be fighting a pirate | 0:39:10 | 0:39:15 | |
-# Or chasing a wasp -Ow! | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
# He could be riding a star | 0:39:18 | 0:39:22 | |
Impossible! | 0:39:22 | 0:39:23 | |
# Of course | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
# I could be a steam-engine driver | 0:39:25 | 0:39:28 | |
# Or a sailor at sea | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
# You could be a prince fighting dragons | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
-BEEPING -# Cut to camera three | 0:39:35 | 0:39:41 | |
# I'll be the warrior winning the war | 0:39:41 | 0:39:43 | |
# I'll be a lawyer learning the law | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
# I'll be a pastor protecting the poor | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
-BEEPING -# Teletubbies! Teletubbies! | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
Argh! | 0:39:50 | 0:39:51 | |
ALL: # We can change them, we can make | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
# Whatever we can conceive | 0:39:53 | 0:39:57 | |
# With faith and trust and fairy dust | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
# With sticks and stones and bags of bones | 0:40:00 | 0:40:04 | |
# With ups and downs and all arounds | 0:40:04 | 0:40:08 | |
# With hops and skips and broken bits | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
SLOW BLUES MUSIC | 0:40:13 | 0:40:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:40:19 | 0:40:21 | |
# With faith and trust and fairy dust | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
# And a world of make-believe | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
# And a world of make-believe. # | 0:40:32 | 0:40:40 | |
Argh! | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
I wish we could stay here forever. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
Michael, you must not forget | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
that we have a mother and father waiting for us back at home. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
Oh, I hear Peter outside. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:57 | |
Quickly, all of you, you know how he likes you to meet him at the door! | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
Peter enters. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:17 | |
-Peter, you're back! -Any adventures, Peter? | 0:41:17 | 0:41:21 | |
I battled with two tigers and a dozen pirates. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
How exciting, Peter! | 0:41:25 | 0:41:26 | |
I...I...I love adventures, Wendy! | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
Peter flies around the room, showboating and full of mirth. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
Stop it! Stop! No, no, no, stop! | 0:41:34 | 0:41:38 | |
-Gently. Careful, careful, careful! -No, stop, no! Stop! Just stop! | 0:41:39 | 0:41:43 | |
No...! | 0:41:43 | 0:41:44 | |
Oh, Peter! | 0:41:45 | 0:41:47 | |
No-one flies better than you! | 0:41:47 | 0:41:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
I...I...I...I shall tell you my tale. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:53 | |
Peter lands nimbly. Oh, no! | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
LOUD THUD | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
This all sounds wonderful, but first you must have your dinner. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:02 | |
Erm...erm... | 0:42:02 | 0:42:04 | |
P...Peter begins to eat Tinkerbell... | 0:42:04 | 0:42:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
..seems...most unhappy Wendy. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
Perhaps she is angry with me. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
Fairies have... | 0:42:17 | 0:42:18 | |
Fai... Fairies... | 0:42:18 | 0:42:20 | |
Fairies have... | 0:42:21 | 0:42:22 | |
No...! No! Help me! | 0:42:22 | 0:42:24 | |
Fairies have to be one thing, or the other, | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
because being so small they have room for only one feeling at a time. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:31 | |
Ah... I fear she is jealous of me. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
LOUD THUD | 0:42:33 | 0:42:34 | |
Nothing ever hurts me, I'm Peter Pan! | 0:42:36 | 0:42:38 | |
And...Peter flies up onto the table. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:47 | 0:42:49 | |
To die would be an awfully big... | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
-BEEPING -Not you, Dennis! Walk away! | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:43:34 | 0:43:36 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:43:44 | 0:43:46 | |
CHEERING | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
When you die, you fly over the waters and the stars guide your way. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:05 | |
-Oh, Peter. -I do so love adventures, Wendy. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:08 | |
-RECORDING: -Sound cue recording 21. Panpipes. Take one. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
SILENCE AS HE BLOWS | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:44:16 | 0:44:17 | |
-RECORDING: -Oh, hello, Max. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:18 | |
-RECORDING: -Sorry, I just wanted to ask about Peter Pan again. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
Max, we have been over this. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
You're playing Michael Darling and the crocodile. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
But no-one likes the crocodile and Peter gets to do all the fun stuff. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:29 | |
Like kissing Sandra? | 0:44:29 | 0:44:30 | |
-Remember she's in a relationship. -I think I'm in love with Sandra. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:34 | |
She's my soul mate. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
Max, I need to finish recording the panpipes. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:40 | |
Sorry. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:41 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
Note. Don't use take one. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
RECORDING ENDS | 0:44:45 | 0:44:47 | |
HE BLOWS FEEBLY | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:44:56 | 0:44:59 | |
TWINKLY MUSIC | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
Meanwhile, Wendy began to understand | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
it was time for her, John and Michael to fly home from Neverland. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:14 | |
Peter, if you would come back with me, | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
I'm sure my mother and father would adopt you. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:18 | |
No, Wendy. I flew home once to see my mother and I found that | 0:45:18 | 0:45:21 | |
the windows were barred and she'd forgotten all about me | 0:45:21 | 0:45:24 | |
and there was another little boy asleep in my bed. | 0:45:24 | 0:45:26 | |
In that case, I must leave at once. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:28 | |
And you must kiss me goodbye, Peter. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:29 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Wooooo! | 0:45:29 | 0:45:32 | |
Oh, Peter, I meant a real kiss. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
-A...a real kiss? -Don't you know what a real kiss is? | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
N...no. I do not. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
Then I will show you. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:45:47 | 0:45:49 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Aw...! | 0:45:54 | 0:45:57 | |
-This is a real kiss? -Yes, Peter. | 0:45:57 | 0:45:59 | |
A real kiss. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Aaah...! | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:46:03 | 0:46:06 | |
It's time for you to go now. No fuss, no blubbering. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
I hope your mother's happy to see you all again. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:11 | |
Be careful you don't run into pirates. Or that crocodile. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:14 | |
That nobody likes. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:15 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooooh! | 0:46:15 | 0:46:18 | |
But little did Peter, Wendy or the Lost Boys | 0:46:18 | 0:46:22 | |
know that Hook lurked among the trees! | 0:46:22 | 0:46:25 | |
And his men kidnapped the children. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:27 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Boo! | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
Oh, grow up! | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
With them all captured, | 0:46:34 | 0:46:36 | |
Hook crept into the clearing. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:38 | |
And with stealth, cunning, guile and craft, | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
he added poison to the medicine draught. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:45 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Boo! | 0:46:46 | 0:46:48 | |
Now...where is Peter Pan? | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
-AUDIENCE: -He's behind you! | 0:46:53 | 0:46:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:46:56 | 0:46:59 | |
Where is Peter Pan? | 0:46:59 | 0:47:03 | |
-AUDIENCE: -He's behind you! | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
I know! | 0:47:05 | 0:47:06 | |
I know! I know he's behind me! | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:47:09 | 0:47:10 | |
I directed the show! I told him to go there! | 0:47:10 | 0:47:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:47:13 | 0:47:15 | |
You have to let me find him! | 0:47:15 | 0:47:17 | |
Idiots! | 0:47:19 | 0:47:20 | |
Where is...? Oh, there he is. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
Medicine... | 0:47:31 | 0:47:32 | |
..poison. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:35 | |
Ha, ha, ha! | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Boo! | 0:47:37 | 0:47:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:47:42 | 0:47:44 | |
-MAN IN AUDIENCE: -Hurry up! | 0:47:49 | 0:47:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:47:51 | 0:47:52 | |
Ah... | 0:47:59 | 0:48:01 | |
-MAN IN AUDIENCE: -You need a hand! | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
No, I do not need a hand! | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Oh, yes, you... | 0:48:14 | 0:48:16 | |
No, I don't! | 0:48:16 | 0:48:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:48:17 | 0:48:20 | |
Shut up! What is wrong with you people?! | 0:48:22 | 0:48:25 | |
This is a serious play! | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh, no, it isn't! -Yes, it is! | 0:48:28 | 0:48:31 | |
You're ruining it! | 0:48:31 | 0:48:32 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Oh, no, we aren't! -Yes, you are! | 0:48:34 | 0:48:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
Let me do it! | 0:48:41 | 0:48:43 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Wooooh... | 0:48:46 | 0:48:50 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
Argh! | 0:49:08 | 0:49:10 | |
Yar! | 0:49:10 | 0:49:12 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Booooo! | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
Shut up! | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
God...! | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:49:26 | 0:49:29 | |
CHEERING | 0:49:32 | 0:49:34 | |
Oh, Wendy? Ah, Tink! Tinkerbell...? | 0:49:34 | 0:49:37 | |
What's the matter? | 0:49:39 | 0:49:41 | |
Wendy and the boys captured by pirates?! | 0:49:41 | 0:49:43 | |
I'll rescue her. Where's my dagger? | 0:49:43 | 0:49:44 | |
Oh! | 0:49:46 | 0:49:47 | |
That? That's just my medicine. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
Poisoned? Who could have poisoned it? | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
I promised I would drink it and I will! | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
-AUDIENCE: -No! | 0:49:58 | 0:49:59 | |
No, Tink! That's my medicine, not yours! | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
-It's for Peter Pan, not Tinkerbell. -ELECTRICAL BUZZING | 0:50:02 | 0:50:04 | |
LOUD BANG | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
GENERATOR POWERS DOWN | 0:50:06 | 0:50:08 | |
Annie? | 0:50:08 | 0:50:10 | |
GENERATOR POWERS BACK UP | 0:50:11 | 0:50:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:50:14 | 0:50:18 | |
Tink? | 0:50:18 | 0:50:19 | |
Tinkerbell? | 0:50:22 | 0:50:23 | |
-SERIOUS VOICE: -Tinkerbell? | 0:50:25 | 0:50:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:50:26 | 0:50:28 | |
Tinky... | 0:50:28 | 0:50:29 | |
Tink, are you all right? | 0:50:29 | 0:50:31 | |
Tinkerbell...? Tinkerb... | 0:50:31 | 0:50:32 | |
Annie? Annie? | 0:50:32 | 0:50:34 | |
Chris? Chris? Chris? | 0:50:34 | 0:50:35 | |
Chris! | 0:50:35 | 0:50:36 | |
On her back. Put her on her back. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:39 | |
Watch her wings, watch her wings. | 0:50:39 | 0:50:41 | |
-Watch her wings... -She spilt this. | 0:50:41 | 0:50:43 | |
For God's sake... | 0:50:43 | 0:50:45 | |
-Electrocuted?! -Shhh! | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
Shoo...Shoo... | 0:50:52 | 0:50:53 | |
Who's the first-aider? | 0:50:53 | 0:50:55 | |
Who's the first-aider? | 0:50:55 | 0:50:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:50:58 | 0:50:59 | |
She's the first-aider. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
David! David! | 0:51:05 | 0:51:07 | |
-What? -Call an ambulance... | 0:51:07 | 0:51:09 | |
and move your car. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:11 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:51:11 | 0:51:14 | |
-David, do something to cover. -What? | 0:51:23 | 0:51:25 | |
You're the professional. Cover! | 0:51:25 | 0:51:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
AS POIROT: Mesdames et messieurs... | 0:51:51 | 0:51:53 | |
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER | 0:51:53 | 0:51:56 | |
..it is not very usual | 0:51:56 | 0:51:59 | |
for Poirot to be so near to the catastrophe. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
Thank you, David. Get off. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:07 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:52:07 | 0:52:09 | |
We have to b...believe in fairies! | 0:52:12 | 0:52:16 | |
Not now, Lucy. This is serious! | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
I... | 0:52:22 | 0:52:24 | |
b...b...believe in fairies! | 0:52:24 | 0:52:26 | |
Grow up, Lucy! | 0:52:26 | 0:52:27 | |
-AUDIENCE JOINS IN -I... | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
b...b...believe in fairies! | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
What are you doing? Please? | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
I...b...b...believe in fairies! | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
Settle down, plea... | 0:52:36 | 0:52:38 | |
-AUDIENCE: -I believe in fairies! | 0:52:38 | 0:52:40 | |
ALL: I believe in fairies! I believe in fairies! | 0:52:40 | 0:52:44 | |
I believe in fairies! I believe in fairies! | 0:52:44 | 0:52:48 | |
CHEERING | 0:52:48 | 0:52:50 | |
Positions! | 0:52:53 | 0:52:55 | |
Yes! Yes, yes! Thank you! | 0:52:57 | 0:52:59 | |
Thank you! You... | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
You saved Tinkerbell! | 0:53:02 | 0:53:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:53:04 | 0:53:07 | |
And now to rescue Wendy. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:09 | |
Come on, Tink, to the pirate ship! | 0:53:09 | 0:53:11 | |
It's Hook or me this time! | 0:53:11 | 0:53:13 | |
# Yo, ho! Yo, ho! | 0:53:15 | 0:53:18 | |
# Yo, ho, the pirate life | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
# The flag of skull and bones | 0:53:20 | 0:53:23 | |
# A merry hour, a hempen rope and a hey for Davey Jones! # | 0:53:23 | 0:53:27 | |
Ha, ha, ha, haaar! | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
What's going on? | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
-# A ho, hey, ho, a pirating we go... -Keep going. Keep going! | 0:53:31 | 0:53:34 | |
-# And if we're parted by a shot -Stop the revolve. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:37 | |
-# We're sure to meet below... # -Stop the revolve! | 0:53:37 | 0:53:38 | |
SINGING CONTINUES | 0:53:38 | 0:53:44 | |
You look great, you look great. You look beautiful, you look beautiful! | 0:53:49 | 0:53:52 | |
# A-sailing on the seven seas, what better life is there? | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Wooooo! | 0:53:55 | 0:53:57 | |
# And any honest Jack or John had better best beware! | 0:53:57 | 0:54:01 | |
# Had better best beware! | 0:54:01 | 0:54:03 | |
# Yo, ho, the pirate life, the flag of skull and bones | 0:54:03 | 0:54:07 | |
# A merry hour, a hempen rope and a hey for Davy Jones! | 0:54:07 | 0:54:11 | |
-Come on! -For God's sake, I'm doing something! | 0:54:11 | 0:54:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:54:15 | 0:54:17 | |
THEY ARGUE, SINGING CONTINUES | 0:54:22 | 0:54:25 | |
Stop taping it down! It's not going to make a difference! | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
What are you doing? | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
Trevor, use the anchor! My God... | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
Give it back to me. Give me back the tape. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:36 | |
Sandra, no, no, no, no! You don't understand. No, don't... | 0:54:36 | 0:54:39 | |
I don't know what happened. Look, just let me explain. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:44 | |
-All your fault! -Sandra, she came on to me! She came on to me! | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
-Sandra! Sandra! -You're the one with the girlfriend! | 0:54:47 | 0:54:50 | |
# And a hey for Davy Jones! # | 0:54:50 | 0:54:57 | |
-ALL: -Yeah! | 0:54:58 | 0:55:00 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:55:00 | 0:55:04 | |
How still the night is. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:55:06 | 0:55:08 | |
Nothing sounds alive. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:10 | |
CAR HORN | 0:55:10 | 0:55:12 | |
A cab! | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
Why is there a cab in this scene?! | 0:55:14 | 0:55:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:55:17 | 0:55:20 | |
Revenge will soon be mine. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:23 | |
Save us, Peter! | 0:55:23 | 0:55:25 | |
Quiet, you dogs, or I'll cast anchor in you! | 0:55:25 | 0:55:27 | |
Now, will you join my crew | 0:55:27 | 0:55:32 | |
or die in the light of the full moon? | 0:55:32 | 0:55:36 | |
Arh! | 0:55:36 | 0:55:37 | |
MOON THUMPS | 0:55:37 | 0:55:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:55:38 | 0:55:41 | |
We shall none of us ever be pirates. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
Is that so, my dear? | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
It'll be the plank for you, then. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
Hey, Smee... | 0:55:49 | 0:55:51 | |
BEEPING | 0:55:51 | 0:55:52 | |
Dennis, you're wearing the wrong costume. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:55:55 | 0:55:56 | |
Get the plank ready, Mr Cecco! | 0:55:56 | 0:55:59 | |
-Bring the first prisoner to the plank, Mr Starkey. -Aye, Cap'n. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:05 | |
Oh, be brave, Tootles! | 0:56:05 | 0:56:07 | |
Yar... | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:56:09 | 0:56:11 | |
Tootles, Cap'n? | 0:56:11 | 0:56:13 | |
Tootles. | 0:56:16 | 0:56:17 | |
Har! | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
There's none can save him now. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:26 | |
There's one! | 0:56:26 | 0:56:28 | |
'Tis I! Peter Pan the avenger! | 0:56:28 | 0:56:31 | |
I'll save you, Tootles! | 0:56:31 | 0:56:33 | |
Argh! | 0:56:33 | 0:56:34 | |
Pan! | 0:56:37 | 0:56:38 | |
Peter! | 0:56:39 | 0:56:41 | |
-Snap. Snap. Snap... -Hook, the crocodile is here! | 0:56:42 | 0:56:44 | |
He knows your end is near. | 0:56:44 | 0:56:46 | |
CHEERING | 0:56:47 | 0:56:49 | |
Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! | 0:56:49 | 0:56:51 | |
Surround them! This one's mine! | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
-Dark and sinister man, have at thee! -Hyah! | 0:56:54 | 0:56:57 | |
Not again! | 0:56:58 | 0:57:00 | |
Get back here, Pan! | 0:57:00 | 0:57:03 | |
-Where are you going? Stay and fight! -Argh! Whoa! | 0:57:03 | 0:57:06 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:57:10 | 0:57:12 | |
-Fire! -Stop panicking! | 0:57:12 | 0:57:14 | |
Snap, snap, snap! | 0:57:17 | 0:57:18 | |
Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap! | 0:57:18 | 0:57:20 | |
Good God, no, no, no, no! | 0:57:20 | 0:57:23 | |
Argh! | 0:57:23 | 0:57:25 | |
-What are you doing? This is my job. -This is mine! -My job! | 0:57:27 | 0:57:29 | |
Argh! | 0:57:29 | 0:57:30 | |
Happy Christmas, mate! | 0:57:30 | 0:57:32 | |
Careful, careful, careful! | 0:57:32 | 0:57:34 | |
Argh...! | 0:57:34 | 0:57:36 | |
Argh! | 0:57:36 | 0:57:38 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oooooh! | 0:57:42 | 0:57:44 | |
Argh...! | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
Eggheads, what is the term given to a person or group | 0:57:49 | 0:57:52 | |
illegally distributing copyright material for personal profit? | 0:57:52 | 0:57:58 | |
THEY CONFER | 0:57:58 | 0:57:59 | |
-Pirates. -LOUD CRASHING | 0:57:59 | 0:58:02 | |
BBC NEWS THEME TUNE | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
The BBC has confirmed the cancellation | 0:58:10 | 0:58:12 | |
of its Community Choice Project. | 0:58:12 | 0:58:15 | |
LOUD CRASH | 0:58:15 | 0:58:16 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:58:16 | 0:58:19 | |
Look out! Look out! | 0:58:19 | 0:58:21 | |
Argh...! | 0:58:21 | 0:58:24 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:58:32 | 0:58:35 | |
You... | 0:58:38 | 0:58:40 | |
You saved me! | 0:58:40 | 0:58:42 | |
Peter... | 0:58:42 | 0:58:44 | |
you saved all of us. | 0:58:44 | 0:58:45 | |
You're a hero. | 0:58:45 | 0:58:47 | |
But I'm not Peter. | 0:58:47 | 0:58:48 | |
I'm the crocodile. | 0:58:49 | 0:58:51 | |
CHEERING | 0:58:51 | 0:58:53 | |
PO GIGGLES | 0:58:53 | 0:58:55 | |
HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS | 0:58:58 | 0:59:00 | |
Urgh! | 0:59:02 | 0:59:03 | |
-PO: -Woo! | 0:59:19 | 0:59:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:59:20 | 0:59:23 | |
PO GIGGLES | 0:59:23 | 0:59:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:59:25 | 0:59:27 | |
Oh, for God's sake...! | 0:59:28 | 0:59:30 | |
Thus... | 0:59:33 | 0:59:34 | |
..perished James Hook and his crew, | 0:59:36 | 0:59:39 | |
devoured by the crocodile... | 0:59:39 | 0:59:40 | |
Snap, snap, snap! | 0:59:40 | 0:59:43 | |
Wendy, of course, had stood, taking no part in the fight, | 0:59:43 | 0:59:46 | |
though now she watched her hero with glistening eyes | 0:59:46 | 0:59:50 | |
and when he slept that night she held him tight. | 0:59:50 | 0:59:54 | |
CHEERING | 0:59:55 | 0:59:58 | |
And now, sadly, | 0:59:58 | 1:00:01 | |
it is time to bring an end to our tale, | 1:00:01 | 1:00:03 | |
for we must leave Neverland, Peter and Tinkerbell... | 1:00:03 | 1:00:07 | |
CHEERING | 1:00:10 | 1:00:12 | |
..and return to that home from which three of our characters | 1:00:12 | 1:00:16 | |
had taken flight so long ago. | 1:00:16 | 1:00:18 | |
Liza sat by the window | 1:00:18 | 1:00:21 | |
and, on seeing the children, ran to fetch Mrs Darling. | 1:00:21 | 1:00:24 | |
CHEERING | 1:00:29 | 1:00:31 | |
Wendy, John and... | 1:00:31 | 1:00:35 | |
..the crocodile... | 1:00:36 | 1:00:37 | |
CHEERING | 1:00:37 | 1:00:39 | |
..found the window open. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:40 | |
Mr Darling came rushing in from the yard | 1:00:42 | 1:00:44 | |
to celebrate the homecoming of his dear ones. | 1:00:44 | 1:00:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:00:47 | 1:00:49 | |
There could not have been a lovelier sight. | 1:00:49 | 1:00:52 | |
But there was none there to see it, | 1:00:52 | 1:00:55 | |
except for a strange boy, who was sitting at the window. | 1:00:55 | 1:00:59 | |
Argh! | 1:00:59 | 1:01:00 | |
LOUD CRASH | 1:01:00 | 1:01:02 | |
The children, Mr and Mrs Darling... | 1:01:02 | 1:01:04 | |
..and the crocodile... | 1:01:05 | 1:01:07 | |
Snap! | 1:01:07 | 1:01:09 | |
..stood together, | 1:01:09 | 1:01:11 | |
united in their new-found bliss. | 1:01:11 | 1:01:14 | |
And perhaps it was at this moment | 1:01:14 | 1:01:17 | |
they all realised that | 1:01:17 | 1:01:20 | |
to live would be an awfully big adventure. | 1:01:20 | 1:01:26 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:01:29 | 1:01:32 | |
A bow together. | 1:01:38 | 1:01:40 | |
Three, two, one... | 1:01:40 | 1:01:42 | |
# With give and take, then we can make | 1:01:45 | 1:01:48 | |
# Whatever we can conceive | 1:01:48 | 1:01:52 | |
# With faith and trust and fairy dust | 1:01:52 | 1:01:55 | |
# And the world of make-believe | 1:01:55 | 1:01:59 | |
# And the world of make-believe! # | 1:01:59 | 1:02:06 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:02:06 | 1:02:11 | |
PO GIGGLES | 1:02:11 | 1:02:13 |