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Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, it's Children in Need 2015.

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Hello and welcome to the Queen Vic here in good old Albert Square.

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I'm Shane Richie and I'm here to guide you through the best bits

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We had a right old shindig here last night.

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As you know, Sir Terry was unable to present what would have been

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his 36th year of steering the good ship Pudsey, due to ill health.

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The brilliant Dermot O'Leary kindly stepped in to help.

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Of course, we send Sir Terry our love

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and will continue to do him proud, as we look back at the best bits.

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Call the Midwife does Strictly Come Dancing, some familiar Eastenders

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There's some brilliant music from Selena Gomez, Jess Glynne,

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Ellie Goulding and the West End cast of the beautiful Beautiful,

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plus, we've got Harry Hill's homage to TV and prepare to jump to

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hyperspace as Children in Need bring you Star Wars!

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The force is strong in this place. Come on! Feast your mince pies on

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this. Let's make the jump to hyperspace.

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Which one of you melts has taken my cup of rosy? What you doing? Just

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hanging out in a phone box. Let's negotiate. Exterminate. Sorry. I got

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a bit carried away. Last night's show produced

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an overwhelming response. So, many,

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many thanks to all of you who have It really is appreciated,

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and there's still time to donate. Or to donate ?10 text

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DONATE to 70710. Texts will cost ?10 plus your

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standard network message charge and You must be 16 or over and please

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ask the bill payer's permission. For full terms and conditions,

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and more information, So, back to last night's show

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and the glitz and glamour of Strictly, where it was nice to

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see him, to see him - nice! Yes, the legend that is Sir Brucie

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was back with the cast of Call the Midwife,

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swapping their civvies for sequins. Ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls... From the Strictly ballroom, this

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is the Children in Need special. Please welcome your hosts,

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Sir Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly. Good evening, ladies,

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gentlemen and children. Welcome to the Strictly Come Dancing

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Children in Need special. And it's so nice to see you

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back, Brucie. Isn't it, everyone? We have four stars from

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Call The Midwife, ditching the hot water and towels

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for a night of glitter and sequins. Ah, yes, it's time to meet

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the stars of our show. Jenny Agutter and her partner,

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Ian Waite. Jack Ashton and his partner,

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Oti Mabuse. Laura Main and her partner,

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Brendan Cole. And Stephen McGann

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and his partner, Joanne Clifton. Yes,

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four stars from Call The Midwife. Now there's no pressure,

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but we do expect you to deliver. Tonight all four couples compete in

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a special group performance. But they will be judged individually

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and only one couple will walk away There's no voting tonight,

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as our Children in Need champion Dancing for the Children in

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Need Strictly trophy, Congratulations, thank goodness

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none of you had a midwife crisis. Let me just say, first of all,

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thank you all so much for giving up You've packed more in than a baby

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can pack into a nappy, really. A nun, a vicar, a doctor

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and a nurse, I have never felt safer Jenny, darling, I'm going to

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start with you, elegant. I thought all

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the port de bras was beautiful. Stephen, a bit of the Hunchback of

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Notre Dame going on there, darling. But the positive side -

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your thumb was down throughout, Jack, you were kicking and flicking

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a bit like a rugby player, darling. Again,

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you've thrown yourself into it. It's so daring to come out

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with two very hard dances. Stephen, I have to say you get

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a kink in your head when you smile. Now, it's time to see who is going

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to take home the Children in Need The judges will make

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a group decision. So while they confer,

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couples please take your positions. Now then, judges,

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it's decision time. We've had a discussion between us

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and it wasn't an easy decision. Many thanks to Strictly

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and Call the Midwife. Still to come on Children In Need's

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best bits - the Children in Need Children's Choir, Scott Mills takes

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a plunge, Harry Hill and... But first, we should never forget

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what Children in Need is all about - From Dunfermline to Durham...

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Coleraine to Caerphilly. Morecambe to Milton Keynes. Every penny you

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give is spent on helping disadvantaged childrenment They

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touch your heart. You can't put a price on that. When I see dillin

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with Andy, I -- Dilyn with Andy I just see happiness. Because of your

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donations Children in Need is there to help. Ti, was just like coming --

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it was just like coming home. There's no place on the earth like

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it. I wouldn't have survived without this. You help children face up to

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illness, however tough it gets. I'm almost as fast as I was. You're

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doing fab. So that they and the people who care about them can feel

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better about tomorrow. Just making someone smile. It's so

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simple. So simple. She's getting stronger. We love it. We love it.

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Every child deserves a happy, safe and secure future. And the chance to

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make the most of their lives. Your donations help young people be the

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best they can be. I never thought someone just talking to you would

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help that much, but it actually helps a lot. Across Britain, there

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are so many children who still need your help. There is, however, hope.

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You have the power to help. You can make a difference. A big difference.

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Please help us. Call: Remember... Because of you, amazing things

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happen Josie really changed Sam's life. Amazing things happen. The

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look on his face is something I will never forget. Amazing things happen.

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Amazing things happen. Because of you, amazing things happen. Thank

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you. Donate online at bbc.co.uk/Pudsey.

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difference, so please, give, whatever you can.

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# So don't you try and change your mind

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# So don't you try and change your mind

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You know, if you're blue and you don't know, where to go to, why

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It is the EastEnders cast putting on the Ritz.

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# I just got an invitation through the mails

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# Your presence requested, this evening it's formal

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# Nothing now could take the wind out of my sails

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# Because I'm invited to step out this evening in

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# If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

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# Why don't you go where fashion sits

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# Different types who wear a daycoat, pants with stripes

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# And cut away coats, perfect fits Puttin' on the Ritz

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# Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper

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# Come, let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks

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# For I'll be there Puttin' down my top hat

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# Puttin' down my top hat Dancin' in my tails

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Top hats off to the cast of Eastenders.

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You know, Children in Need is a lot of fun but

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helping disadvantaged children all over the UK is what it's all about.

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This is the story of Sam and how his best friend Josie has

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When things get tough, it's family we turn to, to hold things together.

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But sometimes, that isn't always enough.

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Sometimes you need someone new to come in and make a difference.

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This film is about a lovely little boy called Sam and

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Meet Josie and the family who have grown to

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If we didn't have Josie, Sam would probably be moody, grumpy

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When Sam was four, he was diagnosed with a muscle-wasting disease.

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I was starting to notice I was falling over a lot more than other

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people, and not being able to ride a bike or kicking balls.

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He got to school and he realised that all the other boys and girls

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He was very angry that he couldn't do the things that

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I didn't want to go outside or talk to anyone.

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That's when Josie came into Sam's life.

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Specially trained for him by Dogs For Good - a charity supported

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The first weekend home, the door to the kitchen opened

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Look what I've done with Josie. " She'd helped him change.

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For the first time in two years, she helped him dress himself

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But Josie didn't just become Sam's muscles, she became his friend.

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The change in Sam, it was like a weight being lifted

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We went from being tense and stressed all the time to...

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Josie brought that little boy back again.

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In 2010, Sam and Josie won the prestigious

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Josie's a hero to us and we know the impact she's actually had.

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For other people to recognise it, it was really quite humbling.

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I love Josie. She means the world to me.

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There are so many children, like Sam, who could use a friend like

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Josie, but training these puppies and matching them up with the right

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families take time and patience - so, please, help us to support the

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incredible work charities like Dogs For Good are doing.

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# Wrapped up So consumed by all this hurt

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# If you ask me Don't know where to start

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# I know there's somewhere better cos you always take me there

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# Tell me I'm safe You've got me now

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# Could you take care of a broken soul?

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# Hold the truth to my head Count one, two, three

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# If it helps me walk away then it's what I need

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# Every minute gets easier the more you talk to me

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# Tell me I'm safe You've got me now

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# You say space will make it better and time will make it heal

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# I won't be lost forever and soon I wouldn't feel

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# You say space will make it better and time will make it heal

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# I won't be lost forever and soon I wouldn't feel

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# Could you take care of a broken soul?

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Now then, next up it's the fabulous Harry Hill,

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who's going to escort you through the entire history of TV in an

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Good evening and welcome to the history of TV in four minutes.

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In at number three it's Denis Waterman.

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# If you want to, I'll change the situation... #

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I've been stuck in there for 40 years!

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MUSIC: Theme to The Great British Bake Off

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That's pretty much all you need to know about TV.

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Still to come, we have Scott Mills, Ellie Goulding,

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Beautiful the Musical and a whole constellation of stars...

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# Da, da, da, da (STAR WARS THEME) in Star Wars.

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You know your support really does make

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This is the story of two amazing little girls called Phoebe and Erin.

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Children in Need believes all children should be

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no matter what has happened in their lives.

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In this film, I'd like you to meet two little

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girls who have been through some pretty tough times, but who still

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managed to come out the other side.

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Meet five-year-old best friends Phoebe and Erin.

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The girls are in Newcastle for four days of fun and sport.

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But it's not just sports that brought these two girls together.

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Four years ago, Phoebe was fighting for her life in the transplant unit

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Phoebe had become encephaleptic, which meant the toxins that were

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building up in her liver were starting to affect her brain.

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She said Phoebe wouldn't get through a week without a transplant.

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Thankfully, Phoebe did get a new liver.

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The Leeds Children's Transplant Team in the house!

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She now competes for Leeds Children's Hospital

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I love running and I like getting some exercise.

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It was at the Games three years ago that she first met Erin.

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At five weeks of age, Erin suddenly turned yellow, virtually overnight.

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As the days were going on, we knew we were running out of options.

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One day, one of her favourite nurses came in.

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She said, "There's been a phone call.

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Erin, too, was saved by a transplant.

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But like Phoebe, her life now has many challenges.

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And the Transplant Games help tackle a few of them.

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She hadn't had a lot of contact with other children.

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We only ever met other families in hospital, so to see other

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children well and healthy and be able to do things is amazing.

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Thanks to you, Children in Need pays for Malcolm.

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He is the children and teens coordinator at the games.

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Some of the experiences that children with transplants have had,

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they are able to talk about that and share it with people who understand,

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It's amazing for Erin to meet somebody else her

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age who could understand everything that she was going through.

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They wouldn't have met without the Transplant Games.

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It's been a massive positive that's come from

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The support that they all give each other, it's a huge thing.

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Next up, it's the story of Carole King, an ordinary girl with an

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extraordinary talent. From the East End to the West End -

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# You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face and show

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the world all the love in your heart # Them people gonna treat you better

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# You're gonna find it, yes you will # That you're beautiful as you feel.

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# Waiting at the station, with the work day wind blowing

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# I've got nothing to do but watch the passers-by.

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# In their faces I see frustration growing

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# They don't see it showing, why do I?

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# You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face

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# And show the world all the love in your heart

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# People gonna treat you better # You're gonna find, yes, you will

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# That you're beautiful as you feel. # I have often asked myself the

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reason for the sadness in the world # Where tears are just a lullaby

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# If there's any answer, maybe love can end the madness

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# Maybe not more than we can try # You've got to get up every morning

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with a smile on your face # And show the world all the love in

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your heart # Them people gonna treat you better

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# You're gonna find, yes, you will # That you're beautiful

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# You're beautiful # So beautiful as you feel

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# That was indeed beautiful,

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unlike the good old British weather which caused our fearless, well,

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mildly terrified hero, Scott Mills, to relocate from the wet and windy

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heights of the Blackpool Tower to the equally giddy

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but slightly milder weather of the Olympic Park Orbit

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for a quite extraordinary abseil. I'm the kind of guy that would only

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go on the tea cups at the fair ground. Mills, what on this planet

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are you doing? Get over there! I possibly have bitten off more than I

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can chew. Have you fallen asleep in that tunnel? I can't see the end. I

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can't look down, I nearly looked down How long's Children in Need on

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TV for? Do you think you've got what it takes? No. I feel like I need to

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put an arm round you, because the road to this has been very dramatic.

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How difficult has it been to prepare not knowing where or if this is

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going to happen? The thing is the location changed on Monday. I didn't

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know where it was until later in the week. I've not been able to mentally

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prepare for anything. I knew it was going to be high, I didn't know

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where it was going to bement Get stuck in Scott. We're all behind

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you. Good luck. Oh, no. I don't like it. He genuinely does not like it.

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You can do it Scott, go on. Put your feet back a little bit more. My legs

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are shaking. It's called Elvis legs. This is the perfect opportunity

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because there's no wind. Straighten those knees. That's it! Perfect.

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Just step right down. Big step. That's it. Well done. Again, walk

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all the way down. Keep going. You're there now. Great effort. Keep

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pushing that rope up all the way down. Look at the structure directly

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in front of you and focus on that. I can't look. It's so windy. Please...

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Really good effort, well done mate. Please give money to Children in

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Need, please. Stop laughing, Brian.

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This is worse than Strictly Come Dancing. So much worse. I am being

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blown about. I do not like it. I cannot look. The wind is awful. You

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could almost jump from this height. Do not be ridiculous! Who would have

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thought I would be doing this off a tower? Mental! Come on.

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You have done it. Have I? You have done it. Woo hoo! Oh, my word! What

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an achievement! How was that? Or fall, the worst. But I have done it

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and I have never felt so relieved in all of my life.

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Still to come, the fabulous Ellie Goulding and...

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You know what I'm talking about.

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But first, one of my favourite parts of the show, the uplifting and

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inspirational Children in Need Children's Choir.

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# There's a voice inside my head saying

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# There's always gonna be another mountain

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# I'm always gonna wanna make it move

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# Ain't about what's waiting on the other side

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# But these are the moments that I'm gonna remember most, yeah

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# There's always gonna be another mountain

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# I'm always gonna wanna make it move

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# Ain't about what's waiting on the other side

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# There's always gonna be another mountain

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# I'm always gonna wanna make it move

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# There's always gonna be another mountain

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# I'm always gonna wanna make it move

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# Ain't about what's waiting on the other side

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# There's always gonna be another mountain

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# I'm always gonna wanna make it move

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# Ain't about what's waiting on the other side

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Now here's a lovely film that's a great example of how Children in

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Need can bring hope and happiness into a young child's life.

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It's tough watching your child struggle to do something.

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It's even tougher being a parent and thinking you can't help.

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With a little help from Children in Need, you'll be surprised what

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I want you to make a lovely little geezer called Logan

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Logan was born very early at 28 weeks.

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They found out that he had a bleed on the brain.

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We later found out that it would affect his movement,

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I think he was two when we finally got the diagnosis and they

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I only asked the question once, "Will he walk?"

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Maybe, one day, when he's older, he might just throw his sticks away

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That was the day that I came home on the bus and I cried.

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It was horrible seeing him struggle because I didn't know how

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I just knew that there has got to be something out there for Logan

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This is School for Parents in Nottingham.

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It is a place for children who have motor disorders or develop

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We walked through the doors and, for me,

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Your donations help pay for Erica, who specialises in a technique

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We started to teach him how to stand initially

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We had to work through those tears and we had to help mum to be

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Almost immediately, Erica would have him walking with his Kaye Walker.

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Fast forward a couple of weeks and she's got him stood up with

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The progress was coming thick and fast.

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We were able to show him ways of doing things for himself, which

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increased his independence which, in turn, increased his confidence.

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At the end of the day, we all knew he had it in him to be able to walk.

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The sessions that we provide, they only happen once a week

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but the real learning is actually in the home environment.

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What we need to do is to teach parents to become the teachers

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I can only describe Erica as our guardian angel.

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Somewhere out there, there's mums struggling like I was.

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I just don't know where we would be without her.

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I wouldn't be able to do all the things that I am doing now.

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Still to come, Warwick Davis and our Star Wars special, but first

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# I'm a pain, I'm a child I'm afraid

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# I know that we don't look like much

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# Matter of fact I always thought you were too cool for me

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# All the nights we've been drunk on the floor

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# We both know what they say about us

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# But they don't stand a chance because

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# Dark times, you can always find the bright side

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# I'm amazed by the things that you would sacrifice

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# How you cringe when you sing out of tune

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# We both know what they say about us

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# But they don't stand a chance because

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# We both know what they say about us

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Now the moment we've all been waiting for.

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A Jedi Master, the Dark Lord and Peggy Mitchell.

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A long time ago - last night - in a galaxy - well, studio - far,

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far, away - it's just down there - it's Star Wars!

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They want you to bring the Star Wars super fan onstage

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Sir, I really think we need to hurry up.

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Need a lift to the Children in Need studio?

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If I give you a lift, would you help me push the Totaliser button?

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Wait, how did you hear about the Totaliser?

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Sir Terry is no good at keeping secrets.

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I have a Hans Solo one back at home, I can nip back and get it.

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According to my calculations, he can't possibly make it back in time.

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Pass you shall not, and this Totaliser button press, I can.

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I'm just letting you know, I am a huge Star Wars fan.

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I should be the one to press the Totaliser button.

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Not if you can't do a basic Yoda impression.

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Maybe I can't do a basic Yoda impression, as you call it,

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Which one of you is shaking my cup of Rosie?

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Are you quite sure this is the right way?

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I want to press that Totaliser button.

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Someone who is a huge fan of Star Wars.

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Yes, R2, I was expecting him to say, you're fired!

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I'm afraid we are running really late for our appearance on Children

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Oh, can I press the Totaliser button, please?

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OK, if you're such a super fan, name all the Star Wars films.

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Yes, R2, the stench in here is overwhelming.

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It must be some kind of trash compactor.

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Our only hope of pressing the totaliser button.

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We made you a Millennium Falcon cake.

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Have you eaten my Battenberg cockpit?

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R2 is receiving another transmission.

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I heard you were looking for the ultimate Star Wars super fan.

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Before you answer, who got you into this business?

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You've done something before you worked with us?

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Is it something anyone has ever heard of?

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About this button thing, I think I would be...

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BB-8, you are the super fan we have been looking for.

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That BB-8's a cheeky little fella, ain't he?

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I know Sir Terry will be so grateful for all your support, as ever.

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And a huge thank you to everyone involved,

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Your donations are a real lifeline for disadvantaged

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So, if you haven't donated yet, please text in.

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Can we clean the bar, please? Everybody out! Clear the bar. Just

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me then. What have you got in your pocket?

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Yeah, sawdust. Here is the final total:

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