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Episode 55

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of.


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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

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and a very warm welcome to Pointless,

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the game where we are always aiming for the lowest score.

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Let's meet today's players.

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And couple number one.

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I'm Ruth, this is Frank,

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and we come from a village called Stawell near Bridgwater.

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-Couple number two.

-Hi, I'm Lup, this is my partner Ray,

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and we're from south London.

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-Couple number three.

-Hi, I'm Simon,

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this is my wife Leila and we're from Chapstow.

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And finally, couple number four.

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I'm Steve and this is my son Chris, and we're from Dover in Kent.

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And these are today's contestants.

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Thank you very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to Pointless.

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We'll get the chat to each of you of course

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throughout the show as it goes along.

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So that's just leaves one person for me to introduce.

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He says his most embarrassing moment on telly may well happen

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during this episode. It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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Hi, everybody. Good afternoon.

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-Good afternoon to you.

-Good afternoon.

-A couple of things.

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Firstly, we welcome back Leila and Simon, the only returning pair,

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got knocked out in the first round last time,

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so hopefully see an awful lot more of you this time.

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And secondly, how is Steve Chris's dad?!

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-He looks about 30.

-I know.

-What's gone on there?

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You're going to have to talk to them about that quite seriously.

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But most importantly - we will clear that up -

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most importantly, that jackpot keeps getting bigger.

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-Oh, yes, I know.

-Doesn't it? No-one's winning it.

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Sometimes we get, like, five people win in a row.

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It's rare. I can't remember when it was last this big.

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-It's nice, isn't it?

-Extraordinary.

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It's like the good old days.

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-I know!

-At some point, it's going to be worth our while absconding.

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LAUGHTER

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I have already squirrelled some of it away,

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I'm just going to tell you right now.

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I think if another thousand goes on it today,

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-the two of us should scarper.

-We'll just go.

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I tell you where we'll go - Panama.

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That's the place to go. That's where I'm going.

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Actually, it's no tax on this anyway.

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Winnings, no tax.

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Yeah, stealings, you don't pay tax on that either, do you?

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Thanks very much indeed.

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Now, Paula and Mark didn't win the jackpot last time,

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so we add another £1,000 to that, so today's jackpot starts off...

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Look at this.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

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Goodness me. Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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OK, now, remember this,

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the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

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will be eliminated. That is all you have to remember.

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That and of course no conferring till we get to the head-to-head round.

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Other than that, very, very best of luck to all four pairs.

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Our first category today...

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Oh, Ruth, I'm sorry.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second. And whoever's going first,

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please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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-Richard.

-On each board,

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I'm going to show you the names of seven UK Top 40 singles,

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all of which have a US city, town or borough in their title.

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You just need to tell us what that city, town or borough is, please,

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because we've missed it out of the title.

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OK, thanks very much. So, please supply the missing US locations

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to these song titles. Here's our first board.

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I'll read those all again.

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Ruth, welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.

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-What you do?

-Well, I'm retired.

-What DID you do, Ruth?

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I was a NHS nurse for over 30 years

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and over 20 of those I was a community.

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Right, that's a sort of district nurse, is that?

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-Yes.

-The old-fashioned district nurse?

-Yeah.

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And what do you do now, Ruth, what fills your time?

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Well, yeah, I'm a member of our church benefice choir.

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So how often do you sing? Weekly?

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Well, usually it is on the United service once a month

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our choir sings, and we do a couple of concerts

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through the year as well.

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That's nice. Very good.

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Ruth, how do you find this board? I saw that wince on your face...

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Well, actually, not too bad because there's a few there from our era.

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Are there any there that you sing with the United Benefice Choir?

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Mmm...no.

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SHE LAUGHS

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No, if it was hymns, we'd be really good.

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-Right.

-I think what I'm going to do is going to go for Gene Pitney,

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Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa.

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Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa.

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Let's see if that's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Tulsa.

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73!

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Oh, Ruth, I thought that deserved to go much further down.

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-I thought so.

-Anyway, good start to the game.

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It is a good start. Yeah, Tulsa in Oklahoma.

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Until 2006, tattoos were banned in Oklahoma.

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-Isn't that interesting?

-Yes.

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Well, you could get them over the border, though.

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-HIGH-PITCHED:

-Can you believe it?

-HIGH-PITCHED: No.

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LAUGHTER

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-Lup.

-Hi.

-Welcome to Pointless.

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Great to have you. What you do, Lup?

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I'm an IT project manager.

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Very good. I very much like Lup's shirt.

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Yeah, it's nice, right?

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I believe there's something sort of reflective on there.

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-What is that?

-Sequins are picked out on part of the...piping.

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It's a fabulous thing that, Lup.

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-Thank you.

-Very good. Lup, what interests you outside of work?

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Well, I took voluntary redundancy recently and I've been travelling.

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Oh, now, that's nice. Well, how far abroad have you been?

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I went to Marrakech for a while.

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Brazil, Argentina, Malaysia.

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Very nice indeed.

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Lup, how do you find this board of missing US locations?

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It's not too bad.

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The difficult thing is working out which one

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is going to have the lowest score.

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I think I'm going to go for the Eurovision option,

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Rise Like A Phoenix.

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Oh, very good. Very good indeed.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Phoenix.

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There we are. Well, you passed Tulsa.

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As many have.

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20 for Phoenix.

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Yeah, very well done. Clever, that, because it's not

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referencing the actual city, but it is a city.

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It's like that old knock-knock joke, isn't it?

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-Knock-knock.

-Who's there?

-Phoenix.

-Phoenix who?

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Phoenix my ice cream, I'm telling my mum.

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Simon, welcome back.

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-Hello.

-You are our only returning pair.

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You are the thin line of communication

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we have between the last show and this show.

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And I say thin because we only saw you to Round One.

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-Yeah.

-This time though...

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This time we've got to see much, much more of you.

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I'm thinking finalists. I'm going to put that out now.

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Simon, remind us what you do.

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I work for the council,

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grounds maintenance operative, and just doing lots of things outdoors.

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Very good. So a bit of gardening, bit of sort of...

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-I was picturing bonfires last time.

-Yeah, we set some bonfires.

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It's a little bit of everything, really.

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How is a leaf blower's job done?

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Because on a windy day, that's just...

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Yeah, you feel like a dog chasing your own tail, really.

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Yeah. There we are. Now, Simon, what would you like to go for?

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I know a few of them. I know one for definite.

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With the other one, I'm tempted to go for.

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And I think I'm going to. Bruce Springsteen.

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Is it the Streets Of Philadelphia?

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Philadelphia, says Simon.

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Leila looked slightly pained before you gave that answer

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but she seems a bit relieved now. Let's see if that's right.

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Philadelphia, how many of our 100 people said it?

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It is Philadelphia. 73 still our high score, we pass that.

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20's our low score.

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29 is where you finish up there, Simon, not bad.

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Yeah, very well played.

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There is another city next to it, which is much smaller,

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called Philadelphia Light.

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LAUGHTER

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Thank you very much, Richard. Chris.

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-Hello.

-Warm welcome to Pointless to you.

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-Chris, what do you do?

-I work on cross-Channel ferries.

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-Dover to Calais.

-See, that is just perfect, because you're from Dover,

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why wouldn't you? Is that...?

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Does everybody kind of end up doing a stint on the ferries?

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Pretty much. If you're from Dover, you work on a cross-Channel ferry.

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-How long have you done that?

-On and off for about four years.

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-On and off, of course.

-Yeah.

-That's how it works, isn't it?

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LAUGHTER

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Yeah. So which department of the ferry are you on?

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Just stewarding, so bars, retail.

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You're spending a lot of time offshore,

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-you're duty-free, as it were.

-I am indeed, yeah.

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That's nice, are you planning to stay on the ferries or...?

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No. No.

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You answered a little bit too quickly there.

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-What would you like to do?

-I'd like to join the police.

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I've tried to do that once, I'll try to do it again.

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OK, border police, I guess, being in Dover would seem like a...

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-Well, county police, yeah.

-County. Excellent.

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Now, Chris, this board is all yours.

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Would you like to fill in all the blanks?

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I'd love to fill in all the blanks.

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I can maybe fill in one for you.

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I can fill in the obvious one,

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so I feel like I'm going to stitch Dad up for the next round.

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So Sting is Englishman In New York.

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New York, says Chris.

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Well, let's see how many of our 100 people said New York.

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It's right. 73 still our high score.

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But 65. Nestling in just below there.

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Not a bad score but there are lower ones out there.

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I would've thought that Dionne Warwick would have scored more,

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but it doesn't, it scores fewer.

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-San Jose.

-Yeah, "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"

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That would only have scored you 49 points.

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-And I don't.

-Do you not?

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-No, I don't.

-Get a plane from Gatwick.

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There you go. Last Train To...?

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-Something "ville". What is it?

-Clarksville.

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Clarksville! There we are.

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Clarksville, would have scored you 40.

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That's a good song. And the REM one?

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Is All the Way to Reno.

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-Reno...

-Nevada. And that would have scored 5,

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so very well done if you said that.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard. We're halfway through the round.

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Let's take a look at those scores. 20, congratulations, Lup.

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The best score of that pass, Lup and Ray.

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I think you shall go to Round Two.

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Then up to 29, where we find Simon and Leila.

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Then up to 65, where we find Chris and Steve,

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and 73, not too far out in front, Ruth and Frank.

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Oh, but, Frank, you're going to be the last person to go.

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You're going to have a board like the one

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I asked Chris to fill in there.

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So let's hope that there is something on there

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that you know there's a nice low score.

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, let's put seven more song titles with US locations missing from them

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on the board. And here they are.

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I shall read those all one last time.

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-Steve...

-Hello.

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Steve, welcome to the show. You're never Chris's dad!

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Come on! You're his older brother.

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That's what they tell me.

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Really? I mean, I'm not doubting the paternity,

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let me get that quite clear.

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But what is it? There must be something in the air in Dover.

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And he's my second, I have an older one.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

-Really?

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Very fertile area, Dover.

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Yes! There we are.

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Steve, what do you do?

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I'm a retailer, I run a mail-order business selling music books.

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I see, sort of sheet music?

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-Yeah, sheet music.

-How did you get into that?

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I kind of fell into it by accident.

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I graduated in music,

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and I was just looking for a job to keep me going for a couple of years

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before I started my performing career.

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What were you going to be performing as?

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Well, I'm an organist and a singer.

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-Right.

-So, one of the two.

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-One of those two?

-But I still do those,

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but I do them alongside my day job.

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I see, so, very nice, completely immersed in music there.

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-Yeah, absolutely.

-I mean, organists and singers,

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quite often conductors as well. Are you a music director too?

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Yes, yes, I run three choirs, yes.

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Wow. Steve, there you are on 65, you're not the highest scorers,

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but you're getting quite close to it, so we need a low score from you.

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7 or less would mean you were definitely in the next round.

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Yes.

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Well, it's great that pop music's popped up first,

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because it gets it out of the way,

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but it may also get us out of the way, it's not my strong suit.

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But I'm going to go with Yellow Rose Of Texas.

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Yellow Rose of Texas, says Steve.

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Let's see if that's right and let's see how many of our 100 people

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said it. There is your red line,

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below that you are definitely through.

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It IS Texas.

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70 for The Yellow Rose of Texas,

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that takes your total up to 135.

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Yeah, big score for Texas there.

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Thank you very much indeed. Now, I've got great news for you, Leila.

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-Yeah?

-Round Two, Round Two has your name written all over it.

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Which is fantastic. Doesn't matter what you score.

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Remind us what you do.

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-I'm a teacher.

-That's right, remind us what you teach.

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Maths and English and some other subject as well.

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Maths, English, she's being very coy about those other subjects, I feel.

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Mm, I wonder.

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Mm. What are your interests when school is out?

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Um, I'm quite an avid Eurovision fan,

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so the last board was better for me.

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I actually go every year to Euromansion,

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which is a whole weekend dedicated to the Eurovision Song Contest.

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That sounds like a kind of hell!

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-LAUGHTER

-It's amazing.

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It's absolutely awesome.

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Wow, Euromansion?

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Yeah, it's a big group of us, we all love Eurovision, we all love a flag,

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-we all bring food.

-Oh, no, that sounds fine, in that case.

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You cheer it on? OK, now, there you are, well, listen, pressure off,

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doesn't matter what you score,

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but see if you can get a nice, low score.

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Well, it's a bit of a nightmare.

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I don't know any. I feel like I should know the Beastie Boys,

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but I can't remember it, so I'm going to have a guess,

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because I think it should be The Boston Tea Party.

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OK, The Boston Tea Party.

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So if they are playing it off a straight bat...

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-Yes.

-..Boston Tea Party, surely.

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Let's see. No red line for you, you are already through.

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How many people said Boston?

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And they were, precisely the bat they were using.

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58 for The Boston Tea Party.

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Taking your total up to 87.

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Yeah, that would be a cruel trick,

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-if it had been a different tea party, wouldn't it?

-I know. Surely.

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But they were sensational, the Alex Harvey Band,

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you don't get to be sensational by always...

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And they were a band.

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-They were.

-And Alex Harvey was in them.

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-He was.

-Did exactly what it said on the tin.

-Yup.

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Thank you very much. Now, Ray, welcome.

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-Hello.

-What do you do, Ray?

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I am a business manager for the English healthcare regulators.

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Right you are. How long have you done that for?

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-Just two years now.

-OK. Enjoyable, is it?

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Yeah, but I'm not on the front line, doing the inspections themselves,

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I'm in finance and commercial, in the background.

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Right, I see. And what do you do apart from that, Ray?

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-What keeps you happy?

-Well, I'm a little bit of a Whovian, let's say!

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So I'm very happy to be here and meet you,

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because you were on one of the shows.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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God, I mean, Doctor Who, I mean, there's plenty there, isn't there?

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I've watched it since I was a kid.

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-Yeah.

-Just a lifelong fan.

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Do you collect things at all? Do you collect...

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-I do indeed.

-..sort of cards and stickers and all those...?

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Not to that degree. I've got a spare room of things.

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OK, sort of to that degree!

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Nothing crazy, just a spare room.

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It IS crazy!

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Says Lup! There you are. You are also through to the next round,

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by the way, Ray, doesn't matter what you score.

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What would you like to go for on that board?

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The last board was better.

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I only know one, which is the top one,

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Put Your Hands Up For Detroit.

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Put Your Hands Up For Detroit, says Ray.

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Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

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No red line, you're already through.

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It IS Detroit.

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Might be rather a good score, this, I have a feeling.

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Look at that! 13, Ray.

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Very well done indeed.

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33 is your total,

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the lowest by a long way on this round.

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Yeah, very good answer, great song as well.

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Thank you very much indeed. Now then, Frank, welcome to Pointless.

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-Thank you very much.

-Very good to have you here.

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What do you do, Frank?

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I'm retired, but I was in the army for 37 years before that.

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Right, which regiment were you in?

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A bit of a hybrid, really, I did lots of different things.

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Lots of different things. What keeps you busy now, Frank?

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I do writing, I write a lot, and I do a lot of am-dram,

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-directing now, mainly.

-Excellent. Oh, that's fun.

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What sort of am-dram do you do?

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I directed Ruth in the last village panto.

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-Was she good?

-Ruth was the Fairy Queen.

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-Aww!

-Fantastic, she was.

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Fantastic. Do you write the panto for each year?

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No, no. I have written them, I used to write them in the army.

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Wonderful. OK, now, Frank, you're on 73. Now, this is important,

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you have to score 61 or less

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-or we have to say goodbye to you at the end of this round.

-OK.

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So that is some indication of the kind of obscurity

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you are aiming for.

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I'll go for Wichita Lineman.

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The Wichita Lineman. The Wichita Lineman, says Frank.

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Let's see if that's right, here is your red line,

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you have to get below that with Wichita.

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Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said it.

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It's right.

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You've done it! Very well done indeed, look at that.

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35.

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Perfect score there, 108 is your total.

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Well played, Frank, lovely song to end the round on as well.

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Written by Jimmy Webb. Now, Queen of...?

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-New Orleans.

-New Orleans, Jon Bon Jovi.

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Low scorer, that, 4 points.

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-Skyline?

-Manhattan.

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Manhattan Skyline, A-Ha, 16 points.

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And Beastie Boys, No Sleep Till...?

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-Brooklyn.

-No Sleep Till Brooklyn, 14 points.

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So, best answer on the board is New Orleans, well done if you said that.

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There we are, thanks very much, Richard.

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So, at the end of our first round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,

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with their high score of 135, I'm sorry, Steve and Chris.

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As you anticipated, this is where we say goodbye to you.

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It gets you out of the way and that out of the way,

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so next time you come back, you can sail through to the final,

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I'm sure. But meantime, thank you very much for playing.

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Steve and Chris.

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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And so we are down to three pairs. Obviously, at the end of this round,

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we will have to say goodbye

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to another pair for our head-to-head round.

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But a warm welcome to all of you to Round Two.

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Leila and Simon, this is your second show,

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but you left at the end of the first round last time.

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And hats off, Ray and Lup,

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our low scorers individually and joint low scorers as well.

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Best of luck to all three pairs.

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Our category for Round Two today is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second. And whoever's going first,

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please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is, here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

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Players beaten by Roger Federer.

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Yeah, in January 2016, at the Australian Open,

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Roger Federer won his 300th career Grand Slam singles match.

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We're looking for anybody he's beaten

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in any of those 300 matches, please.

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Very best of luck.

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Thanks, Richard. Ruth, do you follow tennis?

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I do like it, yes, I always watch Wimbledon.

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But trying to think up here...

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-It's hard up there.

-It's hard up here.

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-Yeah.

-Um, so...

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I think

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I will go...

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Just wondering about being on the safe side.

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Probably a high score, but I'll go for Rafael Nadal.

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Rafael Nadal, says Ruth.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Rafa Nadal.

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Not bad, 34 for Rafael Nadal.

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Yeah, he's beaten Rafa twice in Grand Slam events.

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Nadal has beaten him nine times.

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Both Federer's wins came at Wimbledon.

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Thank you, Richard.

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Now, Ray...

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-Ray, what would you like to go for? Oh, no?

-So bad.

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Not a strong suit for you?

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That's why I'm going first, so Lup knows what to play with.

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I've only got two names in my head,

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and it's because I'm forced to watch Wimbledon!

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Um, Novak Djokovic.

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Novak Djokovic, says Ray.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Novak Djokovic.

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Well, 34 is what we got for Nadal.

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We've passed that, 31 for Djokovic.

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We're going very obscure here early on, aren't we(?)

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Djokovic and Nadal. Yeah, he's actually beaten him

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six times in Grand Slams.

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He's beaten him in all four Grand Slams, no-one else has done that,

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but Djokovic has also beaten HIM in all four Grand Slams as well.

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There we are, thank you very much, Richard.

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Now then, Simon...

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Simon, what would you like to go for?

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Um, I'm going to go for maybe the less obvious British player,

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-and go with Tim Henman.

-Tim Henman, says Simon.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see

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how many of our 100 people said Tim Henman.

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It's right. Well, 34 is our high score, 31 is our low currently.

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We've passed both of those.

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16, our new low score, very well done, Simon.

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Yeah, that's a good way of thinking as well,

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because it does go further back, does Federer.

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Thanks very much, Richard. We're halfway through the round,

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so let's take a look at those scores.

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16, the best score of that pass, very well done, Simon.

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Leila, keep that up, that nice, low scoring,

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and you should be through comfortably to the head-to-head.

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Then up to 31, Ray and Lup.

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34 is where we find Ruth and Frank.

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So, yes, Frank, you're not that far ahead,

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but a low score will see you into the head-to-head.

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So, good luck with that.

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, so, Leila, remember we are looking for anyone

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who's been beaten by Roger Federer in a Grand Slam.

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You're on 16, if you can score 17 or less, you're into the head-to-head.

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OK, I'm going to go for Lleyton Hewitt.

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Lleyton Hewitt, says Leila, Lleyton Hewitt.

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Here is your red line, get below that with Hewitt

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and the head-to-head awaits.

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Let's see how many of our 100 went for Lleyton Hewitt.

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Absolutely right.

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Well done, you've done it, look at that, 4 for Lleyton Hewitt,

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taking your total up to 20, the lowest total of this round.

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That's a very good answer, Leila, well played.

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He's beaten him eight times,

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which is the joint most he's ever beaten anyone in a Grand Slam.

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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Now, Lup, it wasn't exactly like Ray

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sort of got a drumroll going for you there,

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but he did hint that there is a lot of Wimbledon going down!

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I do like my tennis...

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-Good.

-..and I know a lot of names,

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but I'm not sure I want to go too risky,

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in case they didn't actually play in a Grand Slam.

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I'm going to play fairly safe, I think, and say Stan Wawrinka.

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Stan Wawrinka, says Lup. Stan Wawrinka.

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Now, ideally, you would score 2 or less with this,

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to be sure of a place in the head-to-head.

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Let's see how far down the column we get with Wawrinka.

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There's your red line.

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It's right.

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Oh, look at that!

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You've scored 2! 2 you needed, 2 you got.

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33 is your total, very well done.

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Well played, Lup. Yeah, he's beaten him five times in Grand Slams,

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played loads of times. Also, they won the Davis Cup together

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for Switzerland, Wawrinka and Federer.

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Thank you, Richard. Now, Frank, I have grave news.

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I'm afraid you are the high scorers, even before we've had your answer.

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-I'm sorry.

-C'est la guerre.

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Ah, c'est la guerre!

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And what would you like to give us as your answer?

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I'm actually going to go for Greg Rudeski.

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Greg Rusedski, says Frank.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

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There's no red line for you, I'm afraid,

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as you are already the high scorers.

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Oh, bad luck, I'm afraid that scores you 100 points,

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takes your total up to 134.

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I would have said that was a pretty good guess, Frank, but no,

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never beaten him in a Grand Slam, never been a Federer-Rusedski game.

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Now, when you said there may be a few pointless answers,

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there's 150 pointless answers on this list.

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-LAUGHTER

-There's an awful lot,

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and there are a lot of top ten tennis players.

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He has sort of played everybody, apart from Greg Rusedski,

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in his career. Let's take a look at a few of the pointless answers now,

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I know tennis fans will be shouting some of these at the screen.

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You would have added £250 to the jackpot with Carlos Moya,

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Feliciano Lopez, Gael Monfils - the Frenchman.

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Grigor Dimitrov, the Bulgarian, John Isner,

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Marcos Baghdatis, the Cypriot.

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Mardy Fish - one of the best named tennis players - American.

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Jack Sock is a slightly better named tennis player, I think.

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Michael Chang, Sam Querrey, loads and loads of pointless answers.

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The big scorers were Murray, Nadal, Djokovic, then Henman, Sampras,

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Hewitt, Roddick, Agassi, Del Potro,

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Wawrinka, Nalbandian, Goffin, Berdych,

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Martin, Tsonga, Safin - those were the only people who scored at all.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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So, at the end of our second round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,

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with their high score of 134, I'm afraid, Ruth and Frank, it is you.

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We'll see you again next time, though, and I hope you'll go

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much, much further. In the meantime, thank you very much, Ruth and Frank.

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But for the remaining two pairs, it's time for our head-to-head.

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Well, congratulations, Ray and Lup, Leila and Simon,

0:26:250:26:28

you are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play

0:26:280:26:31

for our jackpot, which currently stands at £8,500.

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Well, we've arrived at the head-to-head,

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which means you're now allowed to confer.

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The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

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Well, very well done, Ray and Lup,

0:26:450:26:47

first appearance on the show. Very nice low scores.

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It has generally fallen OK for you.

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Ray, you managed to get through the tennis round,

0:26:520:26:54

then Lup beautifully coming in with a nice low score there.

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Simon and Leila, Oh, memories of last time's 200...

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Trying to suppress the memories!

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..been erased, oh!

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Just fabulous. Lovely low scoring there.

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And here you are in the head-to-head.

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This, I think, is going to be very exciting.

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Best of luck to both pairs, let's play the head-to-head.

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OK, here is your first question, and it concerns...

0:27:170:27:20

-Richard.

-Yeah, we're going to show you five pictures now

0:27:230:27:25

of TV shows that contain magic in them somewhere,

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we just need you to identify the shows, please.

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OK, let's reveal our five TV shows, and here they come.

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We've got...

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There we are, five magical TV shows.

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Ray and Lup, you're the low scorers, so you will go first,

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feel free to confer.

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We... Little risk, but we think D is Charmed.

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D, Charmed, say Ray and Lup, Charmed.

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Now, Leila and Simon.

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That board is all yours, do you want to talk us through it?

0:28:280:28:31

-Sure, um...

-OK, so, we think A is Game of Thrones.

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B is Bewitched.

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C is I Dream Of Jeannie.

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E, I watched it,

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I can't remember the name of it.

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I think it might be The Worst Witch.

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Oh, it is The Worst Witch!

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Let's go for E.

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-Yeah, but we don't know if it's definite...

-No, it's E.

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-Worst Witch, yeah.

-You sure?

-Yeah.

0:28:520:28:55

-I think you're right.

-OK.

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-We'll go E, The Worst Witch.

-The Worst Witch, OK.

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So, we have Charmed for D, from Ray and Lup,

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and The Worst Witch from Leila and Simon.

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Ray and Lup said Charmed for D, let's see if it's right,

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let's see how many people said it.

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-No!

-Oh, not Charmed.

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Good risk, but didn't pay off, I'm afraid.

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Leila and Simon, meanwhile, have gone for The Worst Witch for E,

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let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

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Very well done.

0:29:280:29:30

Down it goes, 9 for Worst Witch.

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Which means, Leila and Simon, after one question,

0:29:350:29:38

you are up 1-0.

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Yeah, well played for taking a risk, but Worst Witch,

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a very good answer. D is a pointless answer, so if anyone got it at home,

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you did very well. The Witches Of East End is the answer to D.

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A is Game of Thrones,

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that would have scored you 14.

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Nice, low score.

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B is Bewitched, as you say.

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And C is I Dream Of Jeannie,

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young Larry Hagman there.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So, here is your second question.

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Leila and Simon, you get to answer it first,

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but Ray and Lup have to win it to stay in the game.

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Best of luck. Our second question is all about...

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Things that come in fours.

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-Richard.

-We're going to show you a series of clues now,

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all the answers contain the word "four" in there somewhere,

0:30:270:30:29

-so very best of luck.

-Thanks very much.

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Let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.

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I'll read those all one last time.

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Leila and Simon will go first.

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-OK, um...

-Go on.

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Going to go for the Marvel Comics,

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the Fantastic Four, please.

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Fantastic Four, say Leila and Simon.

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Now, Ray and Lup, it's over to you.

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-Talk us through that board.

-OK.

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The top one is Four Seasons, Vivaldi's Four Seasons.

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And the middle one is four cheeses.

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I don't know the bottom two, so...

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Which one?

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Let's go with...

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the middle one, quattro formaggi, four cheeses.

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OK, so we have the Fantastic Four versus four cheeses.

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Leila and Simon said Fantastic Four, let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

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It's right.

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17.

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Ray and Lup, meanwhile, have gone for the four cheeses.

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Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

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It's right.

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70 for four cheeses.

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Which means, Leila and Simon, very well done, after only two questions,

0:32:360:32:39

you're straight through to the final, 2-0.

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Yeah, and the Fantastic Four was the best answer on the board as well,

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so you've played a blinder in this head-to-head, very well done.

0:32:440:32:47

You were quite right, Quattro Stagioni is the Four Seasons.

0:32:470:32:51

The Channel 4 show, do you know this one?

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-Four Rooms.

-Four Rooms, yeah.

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And the rugby league tournament, if you had to guess...

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-The Four Nations.

-The Four Nations, yeah.

0:33:000:33:02

-53 for that.

-Thank you very much indeed.

0:33:020:33:04

So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:33:040:33:07

I'm afraid, Ray and Lup, our low scorers in the first two rounds,

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but I'm afraid you came up against Leila and Simon in this head-to-head

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and they have seen you off.

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But we'll see you again next time, we look forward to that very much.

0:33:140:33:17

Meantime, thanks very much, Ray and Lup.

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But for Leila and Simon, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:33:200:33:22

Well, congratulations, Leila and Simon,

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you've seen off all the competition

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and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:33:310:33:34

You now have a chance to win

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a pretty substantial Pointless jackpot.

0:33:420:33:44

At the moment, the jackpot is standing at £8,500.

0:33:440:33:48

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:33:480:33:50

Really exciting, the biggest jackpot we've had for a while.

0:33:520:33:54

AND, I can't remember when this last happened,

0:33:540:33:57

a pair joined the 200 Club in Round One in one show,

0:33:570:34:00

then follow that up by going through

0:34:000:34:02

from the head-to-head 2-0 the next time they appear.

0:34:020:34:05

That is very impressive.

0:34:050:34:06

Leila, what would you like to see come up in this last round?

0:34:060:34:09

Um, anything '90s, Welsh football, Eurovision...

0:34:090:34:13

Simon, anything you want to add to that?

0:34:130:34:15

Music, maybe drum and bass, I might get lucky,

0:34:150:34:18

or basketball would go down well, or food, pretty good at that as well.

0:34:180:34:23

OK, well, you've covered quite a few bases there,

0:34:230:34:25

let's hope there's something on this board of four that

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you like the look of. Today's selection is...

0:34:280:34:30

Think I'd go the top one.

0:34:410:34:43

-OK, or chemistry.

-What do you think?

0:34:430:34:47

Go for it, you know a lot.

0:34:490:34:51

Yeah, go on.

0:34:510:34:53

Can we go North American Sporting Achievements, please?

0:34:530:34:56

Now, this is a classic Pointless head-off with Leila and Simon,

0:34:580:35:00

because Leila, I sense you know a bit about chemistry,

0:35:000:35:02

Simon, you know a little bit about American sport.

0:35:020:35:05

Leila, you have thrown the floor open to Simon here,

0:35:050:35:08

so very, very best of luck.

0:35:080:35:10

So, you're a big basketball fan, is that the thing you said? OK.

0:35:100:35:14

Just remember, £8,500 up for grabs here.

0:35:140:35:17

Let's take a look at your three categories.

0:35:170:35:20

We are looking for anybody who has been inducted

0:35:200:35:23

into the Ice Hockey Hall Of Fame,

0:35:230:35:25

from the 1970s through to 2015.

0:35:250:35:27

We are looking for anybody who has been

0:35:270:35:30

the NBA's Most Valuable Player...

0:35:300:35:32

SIMON LAUGHS

0:35:320:35:33

..from 1956 all the way through to 2015.

0:35:330:35:35

That's basketball, by the way, in case you're wondering!

0:35:350:35:38

And we are also looking for anyone

0:35:380:35:40

who's scored 500 or more home runs in baseball,

0:35:400:35:43

according to the Baseball Almanac, up to March 2016, please.

0:35:430:35:46

So, Ice Hockey Hall Of Fame, Most Valuable Players in the NBA

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and 500 or more home runs.

0:35:490:35:51

£8,500 up for grabs, Simon, over to you, I think, very best of luck.

0:35:510:35:55

-Thank you very much.

-OK, now, as always,

0:35:550:35:57

you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:35:570:35:59

All you need to win the jackpot is for just one of those answers

0:35:590:36:02

to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:36:020:36:04

-Yeah.

-OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:36:040:36:06

There they are, your time starts now.

0:36:080:36:10

It's going to be Karl Malone.

0:36:100:36:12

Karl Malone.

0:36:120:36:13

-Stephen Curry?

-No, Steph Curry, no.

0:36:130:36:16

-That's too recent.

-OK.

0:36:160:36:17

-You can go for, like...

-John Stockton?

0:36:170:36:20

No, never won MVP.

0:36:200:36:21

Go for, um...

0:36:210:36:23

Karl Malone, Steve Nash and Chauncey Billups.

0:36:230:36:27

-OK.

-Those three, definitely.

-Yeah.

0:36:270:36:29

-Yeah? Well, stop the clock.

-Yeah, stop it, yeah.

0:36:320:36:34

-You sure?

-Yeah.

0:36:340:36:36

We could keep the clock going, you could maybe dance a bit, or...

0:36:360:36:38

-Sing a bit!

-No, you're happy?

-Happy, yeah.

0:36:380:36:42

£8,500 riding on it, you're happy, we're going to stop the clock, OK.

0:36:420:36:45

There we are. Let's have your three answers.

0:36:450:36:48

Can we go for the NBA Most Valuable Player, please?

0:36:480:36:50

-In all three cases?

-Yes, thanks, yeah.

0:36:500:36:52

-And your answers are?

-Karl Malone.

0:36:520:36:54

-Karl Malone.

-Yup, Steve Nash.

0:36:540:36:57

-Steve Nash.

-And Chauncey Billups.

0:36:570:37:00

And Chauncey Bill... They've just made that up!

0:37:000:37:02

-"Chauncey Billups"!

-He exists!

0:37:020:37:03

Chauncey Billups, OK.

0:37:030:37:05

Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:37:050:37:07

Chauncey Billups, or maybe Steve Nash.

0:37:070:37:10

OK, least likely to be pointless?

0:37:100:37:11

-Probably Karl Malone.

-Karl Malone. OK, well,

0:37:110:37:13

lets put those answers up on the board in that order, then,

0:37:130:37:16

and here they are.

0:37:160:37:19

We have got...

0:37:190:37:20

Very, very best of luck, three good answers on the board there.

0:37:250:37:28

Now, our jackpot, just in case you'd forgotten, is 8,500 quid,

0:37:280:37:32

that's a very decent jackpot to be taking away.

0:37:320:37:34

What would you like to do with that, Leila, if you win it?

0:37:340:37:38

Well, it would be an amazing Eurovision road trip!

0:37:380:37:42

But I'd probably, um,

0:37:420:37:44

I'd like to take a sledgehammer to our bathroom

0:37:440:37:46

and put a new bathroom in, that would be really good.

0:37:460:37:50

Simon?

0:37:500:37:52

I think we should probably go to America, watch a basketball game,

0:37:520:37:55

maybe go to Madison Square Garden.

0:37:550:37:58

The Mecca of basketball.

0:37:580:37:59

I think, Simon, you're probably getting a new bathroom.

0:37:590:38:03

Oh, I was already thinking about,

0:38:040:38:06

fantasising about splashbacks and stuff...

0:38:060:38:08

Oh, splashbacks!

0:38:080:38:10

-It's the dream.

-Splashbacks.

0:38:100:38:12

-Maybe candleholders.

-Oh, scented ones!

0:38:120:38:16

Oh! Posh sponge, gold dolphin taps...

0:38:160:38:20

You win this, your bathroom is your oyster.

0:38:200:38:23

OK, well, very, very best of luck.

0:38:230:38:24

Your first answer, Karl Malone.

0:38:240:38:27

In this case, we were looking for NBA Most Valuable Players.

0:38:270:38:31

If this is right and this is pointless, it will win you £8,500.

0:38:310:38:35

Let's just find out...

0:38:350:38:36

Karl Malone, is it right, how many people said it?

0:38:380:38:41

Is it pointless?

0:38:410:38:42

It's right.

0:38:450:38:46

That's the first thing it had to be.

0:38:460:38:48

Now, if this goes all the way down to zero,

0:38:480:38:49

you will leave here with £8,500.

0:38:490:38:52

Karl Malone takes us down through the teens, into single figures,

0:38:520:38:54

down it goes, still going down, still going down,

0:38:540:38:57

still going down, you've done it!

0:38:570:38:59

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:000:39:01

Karl Malone, very well done.

0:39:030:39:04

-Thank you.

-Superb.

0:39:040:39:07

Very well done.

0:39:070:39:09

Oh, my God!

0:39:090:39:10

What about that? There we are, congratulations!

0:39:120:39:17

Karl Malone was a pointless answer,

0:39:170:39:19

which means you are leaving here with that jackpot of £8,500.

0:39:190:39:24

Amazing, and there is one happy bathroom salesman showroom

0:39:270:39:30

in the Chepstow area right now.

0:39:300:39:33

How did you feel when you saw basketball come up?

0:39:330:39:35

It's your area of speciality.

0:39:350:39:36

-Couldn't believe it.

-I mean, it just happens sometimes, right?

0:39:360:39:39

It's the luck of the draw. And you took that luck and you ran

0:39:390:39:42

with it. Steve Nash, also a pointless answer,

0:39:420:39:44

it won't surprise you.

0:39:440:39:45

Chauncey Billups, not a pointless answer, incorrect answer.

0:39:450:39:48

So, blotted your copybook there(!)

0:39:480:39:50

We won't knock any money off, I promise you that.

0:39:500:39:52

Very, very well done. And Leila, very well done

0:39:520:39:55

for giving up chemistry and suggesting that as well.

0:39:550:39:57

You put your faith in Simon and it has paid off mightily.

0:39:570:40:00

Now, let's go through the pointless answers in the different categories.

0:40:000:40:03

Ice hockey first. There's pointless answers everywhere.

0:40:030:40:05

If you know anything about American sport,

0:40:050:40:07

you would have killed in this round.

0:40:070:40:09

Everyone who has ever been inducted into the Ice Hockey Hall Of Fame,

0:40:120:40:15

apart from Wayne Gretzky,

0:40:150:40:16

every single other name was a pointless answer.

0:40:160:40:18

So, very well done if you got one of those.

0:40:180:40:21

Now, NBA Most Valuable Players, look at some of these names here.

0:40:210:40:25

-Steph Curry!

-We said that.

0:40:260:40:28

Where else would you have gone

0:40:280:40:30

if you'd had to give us some more answers?

0:40:300:40:31

Oh...

0:40:310:40:33

I can't think at the moment, sorry!

0:40:330:40:35

You don't need to now. Hakeem Olajuwon was a pointless answer,

0:40:350:40:38

Julius Erving was a pointless answer, Moses Malone,

0:40:380:40:40

loads and loads of pointless answers there.

0:40:400:40:43

The biggest scorers in that round - Michael Jordan, Shaquille O'Neal,

0:40:430:40:46

LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird,

0:40:460:40:49

they were the only other people who scored at all,

0:40:490:40:51

everybody else was a pointless answer.

0:40:510:40:53

Let's take a look at baseball now.

0:40:530:40:54

Look at these names on the baseball list.

0:40:540:40:57

Americans, if they are watching this,

0:40:570:40:58

that's literally like having Beckham, Pele,

0:40:580:41:00

Maradona and Lionel Messi on the board.

0:41:000:41:02

All of those pointless answers.

0:41:060:41:07

Every one a pointless answer, apart from Babe Ruth,

0:41:070:41:09

Mark McGwire and Mickey Mantle.

0:41:090:41:11

So, great category. If you're sitting at home, amazing category.

0:41:110:41:14

Imagine standing in this studio and that category comes up.

0:41:140:41:17

£8,500, so well-deserved, enjoy it with our greatest compliments.

0:41:170:41:22

Thank you very much indeed, Richard,

0:41:220:41:24

and thanks once again to our winning players, Leila and Simon,

0:41:240:41:27

who go away with today's jackpot of £8,500.

0:41:270:41:31

APPLAUSE

0:41:310:41:32

Join us next time, when we'll be putting

0:41:350:41:36

more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:41:360:41:38

Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

0:41:380:41:40

-Goodbye.

-..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:41:400:41:43

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.