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You'll never guess what, they've only gone and let me choose my own

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team this year. I know! As I always say, you want a job doing properly,

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do it yourself. How do I look? Just a little bit of this and you'll be

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good to go. Perfect. I've got your coffee. Just

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like you like it, extra hot, extra foam, stirred three times anti-clock

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wise, aren't you sweet. Thank you. How's everything going? Everything's

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great. The team is phenomenal. I've got a really good feeling about this

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year. Stand by everybody. Goes live in three... Two... One... Roll

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titles. Why aren't the titles rolling? You

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pressed the wrong button. It's that one.

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Live from London, this is Strictly It Takes Two. Please welcome your

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host, Zoe Ball. Hello and welcome to a brand

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new series of It Takes Two! And don't worry, there's just

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the one of me for now, Strictly returned to our screens

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this weekend and wasn't it glorious? Anastacia did the splits,

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Judge Rinder blew our minds, Over the next 12 weeks,

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right here on It Takes Two, we'll be bringing you all

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the Strictly news and exclusives So shall we meet our star studded

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line-up for tonight? Coming up, the gorgeous

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Anastacia and Brendan.... Plus, former Strictly

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champ and dance legend, Dame Karen Hardy's back

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in her Choreography Corner. But first, she's got the biggest

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pipes in pop and I feel like... To have her on the It

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Takes Two sofa. Let's hope she and her partner have

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some decent cha-cha chatter. It's Anastacia and

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Brendan, everyone! You are certainly a supple chick on

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that dance floor. Based on this, I'm expecting fantastic dance next week.

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What I loved is that cheeky, sexy attitude. If you can do that with

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the cha-cha, I can't wait for the Argentine tango. It's Anastacia and

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Brendan! Welcome to It Takes Two. Give us a flash of the bling. Come

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on! Yes, a little bling, just for today. I can't show you mine. No,

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please, we'll see that later. How did you enjoy your Strictly debut? I

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enjoyed it tremendously. After that I got extremely emotional. I was

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overwhelmed by the moment. It's not surprising because you build up and

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build up and psych yourself up and then you do it and then you are a

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nervous wreck afterwards. Yeah, I'm trying to come to terms with my own

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womanhood after a lot of health things. Doing that in the outfit,

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doing that dance to that song. I felt like I'd come into my teenage

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years in front of the whole UK. So it was very interesting! We

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absolutely loved it. We have to say Brendan, Craig got the eight paddle

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out in week one. He had obviously been drinking. That's unheard of!

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Very nice. Normally, you know, you are expecting flor from Craig. A

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great way to start. We had the six from Bruno, still not a bad mark. A

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nice way to start. Ease us in gently. I'm sure it will be

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different next week. Everybody will be like scores start down here.

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Little scared that they were nice this week. Sometimes you dance and

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you don't even hear what they're scoring you. I had to watch it back

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to know what they said. I thought they just said, "Horror... " I

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didn't know. I wasn't sure he talked about some of my mountains and I

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didn't know what he meant. That line, yeah, that was interesting You

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knew. Let's talk about the face at the end. That was incredible. What

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is the mood in that face there, so good. A four-letter word was

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newspaper there. Yeah I was just feeling like, because she goes,

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Yeesss-aahh. You said it was your show and you wanted many eout of

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shot. I did say it was all about me at that moment. In the song you're

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saying, do you want to be with me and very romantically and it's like

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yes-ahhh. I love that. You have previous form with Popstars on this

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show Brendan. The governous Michelle Williams and of course, Lulu. Don't

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mention... And Sophie Ellis Bexter. Lovely girl. You can't compare them.

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Every single partner on the show, 14, I've had about 25 - they're all

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very, very different. I love this girl. We're excited. We talk a lot

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in training. We need to do more dancing. Yeah, we really do. He says

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that we're like two old women and I think we're like a bromance. We talk

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too much. Great thinking about the show. Great - she just loves being

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on here. There's no agenda here except for being here and dancing.

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Except to dance and maybe win. And learn. And learn the dancing

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quality. I'm only a performer and ape singer. When -- a singer. It

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literally has nothing do with dance moves and techniques. The good news

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is you are not going to give up the singing, are you? You never know. I

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know there's a lot of singing in training. Cha-cha ticked off, what

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are you doing next? Salsa. Normally one extreme to the other. Similar in

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terms of pace and speed and we get to do a few lifts, which is very

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exciting. How are you feeling about the lifts? I'm so excited. That's

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what I mean, people go, "I'm terrified, don't touch me." I'm

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like, "Bring it on. Make me go around your head and flip twice."

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OK, slow it down. I'm over eager, he will say do something and I punch

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him in the face when I'm trying to do it, maybe you can't do that. It

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won't be the first time. Or the last. We can't wait to see it.

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Anastacia, you're fantastic, Brendan you know how I feel about you.

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Anastacia and Brendan! APPLAUSE

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If there is one thing we love here it's a behind-the-scenes action, we

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sent our cameras along to the studios to capture every single

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second, you are welcome. Hey, it takes two, I am here. The

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sun is shining, let's get this party started. Leave your nerves at the

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door. This is Strictly Come Dancing, for crying out loud. If you can't

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enjoy it, you're on the wrong show. We are on the right show? Right?

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Incredible. Like the band bring it to a whole new level. I want

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something real subtle. What do you think? You're opening the live shows

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of Strictly 2016. Good luck, yeah. Good luck. No pressure. I'm not

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worried. I'm fine. Bit nervous actually. Very excited, it's going

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to be hot. See you later. First live show, yay. I can't believe this is

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happening right now. Less than a minute away. Pleased I can sit back

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and watch everyone else but it will make me more nervous tomorrow night

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because I will have seen how brilliant everyone is. I'm

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petrified. I don't know where Anton is. Anton... I'm ready. Can't be any

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more ready than I am now. Live from the BBC, this is Strictly come

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dancing. Last night was nice. Tonight, we're

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bringing the house down. Watch this space. Keep dancing! It wasn't the

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best it could be, but hopefully... On the night. We'll smash it. By the

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time we get to 6. 30pm, it might be all right. Come on, let's go.

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Multitasking. Come here now. Here we go. 10 million, 12 million people

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and Craig Revel Horwood. I just lose everything. My mind. Stand by, five,

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four, three, two, one... A little film featuring Frosty, our

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floor manager. He's here tonight. Is it true that eight times you're

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getting fees for that. Judging by the reaction on the World Wide Web

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at the weekend you went wild for the return of Strictly. You were not the

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only ones. So did a few of our celebrity pals. Miranda Hart tweeted

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this: EastEnders star Ricky Norwood, Fat

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Boy said: Like that. Very clever. I think that means he liked it. Slay

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is good. Jenny asked this: Our next guest was on the world stage as part

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of Team GB in Rio this summer. All that pales in comparison to the

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nerves she must have felt on her dance floor debut, it's Claudia and

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AJ. You are absolutely adorable to watch, you two. I loved all the acro

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movements and doing that in heels, I thought would be virtually

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impossible. A little bit placed in some parts, but lovely. You've got

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great coordination. You're going to do great. Welcome, Claudia and AJ.

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APPLAUSE Well done. Absolutely amazing. How

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much did you enjoy your first turn around the Strictly floor? I really

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enjoyed it. Just getting out there and you know, I was like smiling and

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like walking, as soon as I went into competition mode like gymnastics. I

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was thinking, that you are trained to win as a gymnast. I imagine your

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mind is brilliant. How did it differ performing out there than it would

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say performing in the Olympics? Were the nerves different? Yeah,

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definitely. Because I'm very comfortable when it comes to

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gymnastics, been training all these years to do that. Then to be able to

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go out, do it in heels, I can't even walk! Then having to do all that and

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you know, dancing, trying to remember it all, smile and looking

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to the cameras... You did it so brilliantly, though. Such a pro. I

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have to say, doing a back flip in heels, all your gym trainerers

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going, no, that's really bad! Were you a natural at doing that. It was

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tricky in the heels. Quite a few attempts in the studio. He wanted me

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to do a cart wheel with no hands. No, no. I will do this and let's see

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how that goes. We've got to do that. Have you tried doing a back flip

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walkover in high heels? I tried doing it in flats and it didn't go

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well. A hand stand, can't do it. 26 points as well, two sixes, two

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sevens. How did you feel about that? I was really pleased just to go out

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there and enjoy it, whatever the scores were. To be able to get what

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score, I didn't know how to add six or seven... Neither do I! I wasn't

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good at maths. Very good at gymnastics though. Let's talk about

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Lennie took a bit of issue with the gymnastics in the routine. Then

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Craig at the opposite scale who absolutely loved that. Moving

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forward, what will you do, more gymnastics, put it away for a bit?

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Our next dance is completely different, so take a bit out ready

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to stick it all back in. A bit of both. A little tease. Take it away,

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put it back in. We'll talk about your next dance in a bit. I think as

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AJ is one of our new pro dancers, we thought we should get to know you

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better. I am AJ Prichard and I'm from Stoke.

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The European Championship, British National Championships, pretty much

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everything in England. I'm going to bring awesomeness, youthfulness and

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excitement to the show. I'm ecstatic to be dancing with Claudia. Her

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gymnastic skills are amazing. Training is a blast. I'm very

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competitive and pretty much I'll do anything to win. A day, give me a

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ride home in that car! Are you old enough to drive? Very flash. This

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week, probably no gymnastics because you are doing...? The waltz. How did

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you feel about doing that because it is quite extreme? Very nervous

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because you have two hold positions and be elegant which I find

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difficult because I'm more of a powerhouse. Being elegant. Being

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calm, died rushed. That's the other thing, the judges said quite a lot,

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it is quite slow, making it difficult -- don't rush. The control

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must be difficult. Some kind of control! Not really, though! How is

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it going so far? It is going good, yeah. Good! A lot to do before

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Saturday. There is a long check list to do first. Your dad, Paolo, who

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has his own online fan club after the show, is he going to be giving

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you another ten? Hopefully, probably even if I trip, he'll give me a good

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ten. My friends will put the watch me which is really nice. We love him

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and you guys are fantastic, good luck with the waltz, it's going to

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be so different. Claudia and AJ! APPLAUSE

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Time to welcome back eight Strictly legend, the judges may have had

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their say over the weekend but there is only one opinion I'm bothered

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about, it is time for the choreography corner.

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let's hear it for Karen Hardy. APPLAUSE

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I've missed you. How was your son and how are you? Fabulous, amazing

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summer, not much sun, but enough -- your summer. How good were they?

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Amazing, from those gorgeous little children who opened up for us, to

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the beautiful new professionals, to the ending of the celebrities

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stepping into the great ballroom. You know me can I get excited! We

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are slightly hysterical! We are going to talk about Friday's dances.

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We must start I think with Judge Rinder, because my goodness, and

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Oksana, the cha-cha, I was expecting greatness but nothing as good as

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what he came out with. Facial expressions, did you like them or

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not sure? Slightly disturbed me. A sickly we are dancing which means

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communicating through the body. So if I do this, I'm saying hello, but

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look how good he is. Actually very good, apart from the little slip at

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the end he is very good. I love this! The faceless potions, maybe he

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was nervous. But in something into the ballroom hold, where he's going

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to be limited, with that -- with that ability we may seek some great

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things and welcome to the new bombshell. Oksana, she is so hot.

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Ore and Joanna, 27 points, the brilliant tango. Batsmen, I was

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watching and I thought he was going to moan -- Len. I am more towards

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Glenn, I like seeing them dancing together. -- Len. It is the

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partnering of two people together. Look at the body contact. Normally

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we have gaps. This is the first week! A dynamic duo when two bodies

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become one. The more I see, the stronger they will be later on. It

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is the first week, a bit of fun. I like his kicks. Natalie and the

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jive, 26 points, loving the energy. Bruno mentioned, not a paragon of

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precision, how precise do you have to be with the jive considering it

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is the first week? Week one, but I like the danger zone, I like it to

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be a bit vibrant. I love this, we get the jump and this is his thing,

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he needs the crowd, getting the Olympic Stadium going, but his

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delivery was fabulous. There was a little bit of a wobble. Why am I

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looking at that in week one? Bless their cotton socks, they've just

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started! I thought it was fabulous. Well done, that boy. Leslie and

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Anton, the waltz which was classic, Sheila very demure. Craig brought up

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posture, she's going to be nervous, so the shoulders came up -- she

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looked very demure. Her flair and gracefulness were stunning but what

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was a challenge for her, the clip I've got here, she has to dance into

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the hole from the turn and straight into the action. To be honest,

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that's very hard to do. As we carry through, the choreography, the

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movement is great but Leslie, first impressions, you want the glorious

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elegant top line, elbows in front of the body, shoulders relaxed and

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allow Anton to come down to her. Bring Anton down to you! Sheela

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Gowda like a monkey hanging in a tree. I like that -- she looked like

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a monkey. The unenviable task of opening the show, it must have been

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terrifying. A couple of judges mentioned about her legs. This is a

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cha-cha thing, you've got to lock them stop. Shall I do it? It would

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be rude not to. Mums, dads, children, very quickly, which

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Camara? Take your pick. A very simple step. I always say that hip

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and knee our family. They must be working together. We do a little

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move from side to side, straight, bend, straight, Ben, straight,

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straight, bend. Have we got that, everybody? That is why she is a

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master. Giovanni must be careful, a lot of the choreography is needed to

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be danced on Bent legs. He must get the balance right as well. Point

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taken. Nagger and Pasha earning 23 points for their waltz -- Naga.

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There was an error halfway through, what happened. A tiny incident, she

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is going down the middle of the floor and she slightly missed the

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fall away action just there. Sadly she let the judges know that it went

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wrong. What I would encourage Naga to do, you must make the judges down

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themselves. I am wearing red today, Zoe. Of course you are! I didn't go

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wrong with my choreography, I was fabulous, walking confidently to the

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judges. And they say that you are up wearing red. It is like Jedi mind

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business. Karen will be back tomorrow for Saturday night's

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performances. She is wearing red! Our final guest made have lost his

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seat in the Commons but he has gained a seat on the It Takes Two so

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far, it is Ed and catty. -- so far -- and Katya. It was a bit

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pedestrian. Glimmers of a nice elegant gentleman and by the end...

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I was pleasantly surprised and I congratulate you. Well done, Ed and

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Katya. Ed Balls, as I live and breathe, something I never thought I

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would see happen and it is lovely to have you here. I never thought it

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would happen either. A lot of balls in the room. How was it, the first

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time out on the floor, did you enjoy it? In retrospect I loved it, and

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the time it was totally terrifying! I know the feeling, Ed. I have to

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say, so many people watching at home were pleasantly surprised, don't be

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upset, but I think we all thought it could go one way but you were great.

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Your bottom of the leaderboard but Len said you are the kind of

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contestant that Strictly is all about. Was it good to get his

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approval? Yes, we wanted to do a proper waltz and there was no

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surprise that I'm at the bottom because clearly I'm a novice but

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Strictly is about trying hard, having a go, learning and doing your

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best. We will do that this week as well and see what happens. I like

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your attitude! I am Zoe Ball and you are Ed Balls, confusing! What did

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you think of his performance? What I said, people don't see the whole

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process from day one until the performance, they just see the

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performance. I said, the man who walked into the studio on day one

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and the one who danced with me on Saturday, two different people. Ooh.

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Such a transformation, which I appreciate and I felt it. Yes, some

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things didn't go right but he is an amazing leader. Follow him around,

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whatever happened, I just followed because he's really good. I hear you

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have been practising with your wife, Yvette Cooper, MP, at home. What did

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you make of your performance? She was in Liverpool with a room with 70

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people in the conference hall watching. I spoke to her and I said,

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I really sorry, I messed it up and she said they thought it was

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fabulous and didn't notice. The point Karen was making come inside

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you know you made a mistake but everyone else is seeing the good

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bits. They don't see where you go wrong and afterwards I found out

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that people loved it. I guess I loved it too. You have learned the

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trick, if it goes wrong, you just smile and wave. I was disappointed,

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I thought I was better in rehearsals but now I realise that was a silly

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thing to say. He is learning already, Katya. Now to another power

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woman. Welcome, Katya, lovely to have you. We want to learn a bit

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more about Mrs Jones. I am Katya Jones, from Russia, I am

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a professional show dance champion. I'm very dedicated to everything so

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I'm sure I'm going to bring a lot of fire, energy and passion to Strictly

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and the best thing is that I get to share my knowledge. All want to do

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is to give Ed the best experience. I'm quite a strict teacher. Ed and I

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both know who's in charge in the classroom and that's why he calls me

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the bus. We can go all the way -- the boss. I love the fact that you

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are very strict with him, that is good for him. We have some

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statistics for you. Following other politicians who have been on the

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show. Let's find out how they did in the first week. 2010, series eight,

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and Widdicombe, getting 17 points. 2011, Edwina Currie, 17 points and

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Ed, you got 21, very nice work! And now you have the Charleston. How is

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it going? Well, the energy, the intensity, it is really hard, it is

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a bit wild but actually, to do it well you must be disciplined and I

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think we will have some surprises in the routine. This is good, it is

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very different to the waltz. It is going to come through. In the studio

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she is vicious! I can imagine. Darcey said that to get into your

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character, Charleston is great for character. Can you tell us a bit

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about the character you are going to play? What Darcey said is great

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advice, it may be think of the TV show from the 80s, Worzel Gummidge,

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his sad head and his funny head and I'm going to put on my Charleston

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head. It is going to be Charleston -tastic. As long as you aren't

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dressed as Worzel Gummidge! That's all we've got time for. Thanks to my

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guests. Tomorrow, Karen Hardy will be back. Thanks for watching, we'll

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see you tomorrow. Good night. Unparalleled talent,

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hands and stick it in your mouth. Easy peasy, get yourself

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