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This film contains very strong language | 0:00:02 | 0:00:10 | |
SIRENS IN DISTANCE | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
"Gregory." | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Cheers, Gregory. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
God bless. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
An' that. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Whoever you was. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
# G to the R to the E to the G | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
# R-I-P, R-I-P. # | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
What do you want, Kevin? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
Do you know what time it is? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
Don't be like that. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Didn't I ask you not to come around here for a while? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
I want to see you. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Flowers for you an' everything. Look, sis. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Probably from a grave. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
I-I just need a chance. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
One more last chance, that's all I need. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Problem is, Kevin, when you're around... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
things go missing. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
All the chances are missing, too. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-I'll get the clock back. -That's not the point. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Look, I want to see you. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
And Grant. It's not fair on him not to let me see you. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
You're not his dad, Kevin. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
And I reckon he could do without his... | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
flippin' theivin' muck-up of an uncle. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
Disappointed... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
too many times. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Is that your clock, is it? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
-Why? -It's staring at you. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
I sort of borrowed it. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Sort of need to get it back somehow. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-It's 65 only quid, though. -Only? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Yeah, you can earn that in a couple of hours, man. Piece of piss. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
How? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
Easy, if you know. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
I don't know. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
What's your name, lad? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Kevin. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Nice to meet you, lad. I'm Nigel. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Do you want to earn some extra pocket money, Kevin? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
I'm Kevin. Nice to meet ya. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Ya got somethin' for me, boy? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Uh, yeah, drugs... | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
See... | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Sorry if it smells. I had it in my sock. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
HE INHALES DEEPLY | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Fo' re-al. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
MIMICKING HIS ACCENT: All dere, bruthar. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Fo' re-al. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
You my bredren now? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
-What? -Since when you my bredren? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Uh...bre... | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
We're not actual, like, proper... | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
full-blood siblings or nothing, but... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
You know? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
One love? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Jah bless. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Bumbaclart. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
-Eh? -Wha' wrong wi' you? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Sorry. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
-I'm new. -Listen, new boy, | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
street up. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
-What? -Speak how ya speak | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
or keep ya bloodclot mouth shut. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Hold on. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
You seem to have forgot the... | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
You can't walk away without payin' me. Oi! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Ya livin' in Babylon. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
Bubblin' what? Livin' in London. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
FIREWORKS CRACKLE, BOYS LAUGH | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-MAN: -Go on, run, you little bastards! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Your time will come! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
BOYS LAUGH AND SHOUT | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
-You hear me?! -Oi! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
You lot! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
BOYS LAUGH | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
What's up? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-Yes, Kev! -What was all that about? -What you doin' here, man? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Nothing much. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Bit of business, that's all. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
-Yo, bruv, did you see our fireworks display? -At the old wanker's house? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
Shock and fuckin' awesome, cuz. It was like Iraq, innit, just better. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
MAN SHOUTS IN DISTANCE D'you think...? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Is it possible someone could lend me some money? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
-Oh, bruv, what?! -I'll get you it back and plenty more. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
More of an investment than a loan, really. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
I just need 535 quid. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Yeah, Kevin, yeah, man. How d'you want it? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Do you take card or... can I write you a cheque? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
It's a sweet investment. I'm working with this bloke Nigel, see? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
-Nigel? -Yeah. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Yo, he ain't from Liverpool, is he? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
He's a Scouser, yeah. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Bro, d'you know who you're messin' with? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
That's fuckin' Ninja Nigel! Stay... Stay far away from him! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
I'm... I'm sure he's quite... | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
-reasonable. -He's fucked in the head, innit? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
And he gets off on fucking with little plebs like you. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
-Didn't he slash up that kid in West Ham, with the sword? -Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Bruv, bruv, he's a proper riot, a nutty motherfucker. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Money back guaranteed. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
No. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
You're full of shit, you lot. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Just tryin' to hold me back, that's all you're trying to do. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-We're trying to help you, Kevin! -Piss off, the lot of you! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
-We're trying to help you, bruv! -We don't want you to get | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-reconstructed on Crimewatch, bruv. -Like one of them chalk outlines. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
DISTANT THUMPING MUSIC | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
DOG BARKS, MAN SHOUTS | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
THUMPING MUSIC CONTINUES | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Shit. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
BABY CRIES IN DISTANCE | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
VOICEMAIL: ''Sup, 'sup? It's K to the E to the V to the I to the N. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
'Leave a message, bitches, | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
'and I'll get back to you when I've got some credit.' | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Off somewhere nice, are we? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Oh... | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
You're in my flat! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
The way of the Nigel. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
What way's that? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
You fancy a light snack, do you? Mm? Mm! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
I will not be ignored, Kevin. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Where's my fucking money? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
HE MUMBLES | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Huh? What have you got to say for yourself? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Huh? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
It's not my fault, I swear... | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Not your fault? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
Not your fault. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
You have much to learn, Grasshopper. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
A man is no better than his word, Kevin. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
Shaolin wisdom tells us that a man must honour himself | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
by honouring his commitments. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Out of the kindness of my soul I start you up in business. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:53 | |
And you think you can simply ignore me? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Did you think I would just go away? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
I did exactly what you said. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
I went to the place. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
I waited for ages, then...then some big Rasta bloke just took the shit. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
What kind of warrior are you? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
You arranged it. You must know who he is. We can find it, get it back. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
What's this fucking "we" business? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
This is on your head, you little tit. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
If I don't get what's mine by tomorrow morning, I swear to you... | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
Ba-ow! Boo! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
You talkin' to me? Huh? Huh? Huh? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Bow, wha-chow! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
Whoo-ah! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
-Bow! -KEVIN GROANS | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
I get the point, man. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
No, my friend. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
No, no, no. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
You don't want the point. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
It's very fucking sharp. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
I get it. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Die-ah-ya! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
I'll honour your wisdom, I promise, Nigel, the way of...you. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
I'll be waiting. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
What? Here? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
-Swear this cider's warm, you know? -Oh, come on. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
I hate when they put the cider, yeah... | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
and they've got a fridge and they keep the cider on the side, | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
-out of the fridge. -Yeah, for real. -What the fuck's with that, man? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
-It tastes like warm piss. -You got a fridge, man. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
-It tastes like warm piss. -It tastes like warm piss now. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Cider is a summer-y drink. You drink this shit in the summer. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
It's cold. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Look who it is, innit? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Look who it is. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
Twice in one day. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
Fuckin' hell. Honour, mate, truly. Truly. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Yeah, how's the big time? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
How's the imaginary girlfriend? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
How's the potential? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Hey, yo, Kev, man, be all you can be, yeah? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
I feel sick. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
Got nowhere else to go to. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
Oh, what, is this going well, then, yeah? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Just need to lie low. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
I can't go home. My sister ain't even talkin' to me. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Neither are we, so get the fuck off our roundabout. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
-You're my mates. -Mm-mm. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Nah, Kevin, man, we're the people that are, uh, | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
-holding you back from your potential. -Look... | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
I'm sorry I told you lot to piss off, innit? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
I didn't want it to be true, but... | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
-..if I don't pay Ninja Nigel... -Wait, what? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Bro, don't tell us you owe him. What we tell you, man? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
I just need to hide now. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
-He's waiting in my flat. -He's in your flat? You are fucked, bruv. | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
Bro, you can't hide from Ninja Nigel. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
He's got eyes everywhere. He sees all. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
Can't I just stay with one of yous lot? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Nah, bruv, I'm just going to tell you straight, yeah? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
My mum hates you. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
A lot, Kevin. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
Yeah, man, you ain't the best guest at the best of times. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
Especially now. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
He'll find you wherever you go. Like, he has no fear. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
-Like, sooner or later, you're going to have to pay the Shadow Man. -Who? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
-Kevin, you're going to have to do some crime, bruv. -Yeah. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
-Something where you don't have to be hard. -Yeah. Or clever. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
-What about grannies? -Yeah, man! -Nah, that pinch-your-money shit? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
He'll have to do shit-loads of grannies to earn that sort of loot. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
-You could do a house, innit? -Yeah. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
-What if a granny lives there? -For fuck's sake! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
All right, fine, just do someone who deserves it, then, innit? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
Yeah. Do you know anyone who's on holiday? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Cos, like, people on holiday defo deserve it. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
People who go on holiday deserve it. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
-I just said that. -Sorry. -That's OK. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
-Wait. Yo, all right, come. -What? -Just come! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
This ain't even funny, I've got an ingrowing toenail! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
Come on. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
Sh, quiet. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Sh, shut up, man. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
Come on, man. Come on. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Listen up, yeah? Before, when I was trying to get our ball back, | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
I looked through his window and I saw he keeps | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
a key in the backdoor, right next to the catflap, yeah? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
You're a natural born pussy, yeah? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
So all you gotta do is put your arm through the catflap, yeah, | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
grab the bloody key... | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
You're bloody well in and grabbing all the loot. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Mate, mean people always got the cash, innit? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
This tosser must be seriously minted, man. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Maybe he's just a lonely old man. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Kevin, you need to start thinking about keeping your head attached. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Less of the fucking help-the-aged bullshit. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Ninja Nigel's not fucking about, mate, he will decapitate you, | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
-you get me? -We ain't got all fucking night, right? Get on... -Go on, man. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:07 | |
Kevin, wait. Here you are. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Why have you got a hanger, bruv? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
It came with the jumper, innit? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
What, you...? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
-Don't you lot have one? -No. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
-All right, man, go on, man. -Kevin, get up there, man, fuckin' hell. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Come on. Hurry up, man. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Get up, man, you fucking pussy. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
He's dancing on a bin. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
Hurry up, man, go on. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
-Careful. -What you doin'? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
CAT SCREECHES | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
Shit. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
Are you all right, Kevin? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
HE GASPS | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
All right, cool, yeah? Good luck on the burglary. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Bye. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
What the flip is this? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
What...? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
CREAKING | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
STRANGE ANIMAL NOISES | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Move a whisker | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
and you'll be blown to kingdom come. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
On your knees! Right now! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
CHAIR WHIRS | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
I'm... | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
I'm s... I'm sorry to disturb you. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
It seems... | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
I may be in the wrong place? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Is this the Smithy residence, by any chance? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
How would you like to be gutted and stuffed and stuffed and stuffed | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
and gathering dust on my mantelpiece? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
What? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
My collection won't be complete without a human specimen. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
You're trying to scare me. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
-Aren't you? -Who would bother about it? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Nobody ever visits me. I can do what I like. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
This is my house! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
No-one can touch me here. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Anybody comes into my house - fair game, fair game, fair game, | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
fair game, as far as I'm concerned. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Just do it, then. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
HE SNIFFLES Finish me off. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
If it's not you, it'll be someone else. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
I've already been attacked today. Look at my bruises. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
I'm sure you deserve everything you get. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
How can you say that? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
You don't know me. How can you...? How can you be so mean? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
Mean? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
You're the one burgling an old man, for crying out loud. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
I know it doesn't look good, but... | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
HE SNIFFLES | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
I'm not a bad person. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Go on, get up, on your feet, on your feet, on your feet! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Right, move, that way, go on. Move. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Move! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Oh... | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
Forward! | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
Now what? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Now... | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
Um... | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Make my tea. Punk. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
Cups on the side. Two sugars. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Teabags in the tin there. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Mind if I make one for myself? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
Go on, then. One last request can't hurt, I suppose. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
Stop messing about! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:23 | |
Stop pointing that thing! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
-It's not even a real gun. -Move it! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Milk's in the fridge. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
That's fine with a few sugars. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
You can't drink that, man. That's proper nasty! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
-It's not as bad as all that. -That is well off. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
-So am I, for that matter. -What makes you think you're going anywhere? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
Your gun looks more like a trumpet, your milk's fucking humming. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:07 | |
That's more like a bottle of cheese, man! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Halt! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Sorry, mate. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
-DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES -Yeah, but... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
what about your tea? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
All right, Gregory? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
-RADIO: -'Good morning! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
'Well, if you're just getting up, welcome to the radio. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
'Thanks very much to Matty and Chanel, | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
'who have already texted in to say they managed to get out of bed.' | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
-TYRES SCREECH -'Congratulations, | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
'the day has started very well for you.' | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
WOMAN SCREAMS | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
'..and, of course, the weather and traffic. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
'Well, weather-wise, it's grey - grey-grey-grey, grey-grey-grey.' | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
HE GROANS | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:24:12 | 0:24:13 | |
Howdy! Er, Philip... | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
-Did you murder this squirrel? -I beg your pardon? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
You've never liked squirrels. I've seen the way you look at them. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
Philip, I don't mean to go on about it, but the garden... | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
I know you like it, but wouldn't you like it | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
a whole lot more if you let my gardener spruce it up a little? | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
I'll pay for it. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
-I'll pay YOU to let him do it. -I don't need your gardener. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
I don't need your money. I don't need anything or anybody. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
If I wanted it done, I'd have done it myself years and years ago, | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
years ago, years ago. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
You're bringing down the property value of the entire street. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
Oh, thank you very much. Very kind of you. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Although I can't take all of the credit. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
PHILIP CHUCKLES | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Bye-bye, bye-bye! Fuck off. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Go on! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
I got the milk. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
For the tea? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
You got any, like...mates? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
That are, like, you know... | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
..alive? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Family? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
Kids? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
Anyone at all? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
-Only asking. -Nobody asked you to ask anything, did they? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
-What you even doing here? What do you want from me? -Nothing. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
All right, then drink your tea and fuck off. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
And don't take anything that doesn't belong to you. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
And just to clarify, | 0:26:15 | 0:26:16 | |
the only things that do belong to you are your grubby bastard clothes | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
and your grubby bastard back and your bloody bastard questions. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
I should call the police. Better still, | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
I should shoot you in the face, in the face, | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
in the face, right in the face. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:27 | |
-Not used to polite conversation, I guess? -Polite? Polite? | 0:26:27 | 0:26:32 | |
You're the one who's a thieving scumbag, remember? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
-I never stole nothing! -No, you didn't have a chance, did you? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
I was too smart for you, too smart for you, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
too smart for you, weren't I? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
-If you'd had half a chance, you'd... -Stop being horrible to me! | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
Stop being mean. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
I'm not a scumbag. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
Well, what are you, then, exactly? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
How am I supposed to be anything? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
I've not had a chance or nothing. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
Didn't your parents teach you how to conduct yourself? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
Or at least how to speak properly? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Not around to blame no more, mate. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
You'll have to think of something else. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
I mean, what's the point if you can't even have a chat | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
without some antique cannon in my face? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
I guess I'll leave you and your little furry mates | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
-to carry on raving it up. -Hold on, hold on, hold on. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
Drink your tea. You might as well drink your tea. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
There's tea there, you might as well drink it. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
Got any biscuits? | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
I don't get to the shops as often as I did. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
Knee, hip, back - it's a fucking nightmare, it's a nightmare. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
Well, that's what I can do for you, then. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
I'll go down the shop for you, get you some shit. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
I just need the list. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:18 | |
And some trust. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:21 | |
And some cash. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
Why would you come back? | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
I'm going to make up for what I done wrong. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
And I like you. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
You could be cool... if you chilled out a little bit. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:45 | |
Cool, like Dirty Harry. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
"Make my tea...punk." | 0:28:53 | 0:28:54 | |
Funny. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:57 | |
What's your name, actually? | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
I'm Kevin. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:08 | |
Philip. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:14 | |
Hmm... | 0:29:17 | 0:29:18 | |
I can't tell with you. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
I suppose it's worth a few quid to test out your character. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
I've bet on lamer horses in the past. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:27 | |
HE GROANS | 0:29:38 | 0:29:39 | |
Stay there. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
Stay exactly where you are, please. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
Stay there. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
Hmm... | 0:30:39 | 0:30:40 | |
Custard creams, bacon, beans, blah-blah... | 0:30:45 | 0:30:50 | |
Right, see you in a bit, then. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
I'll see myself out, mate. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
Stay there. You've only just sat back down, innit? | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
I'll not be long. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
Nigel? | 0:32:00 | 0:32:01 | |
It's Kevin. I've got some of the money. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
'What do you mean, "some"?' | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
85 quid. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
Better than nothing, ain't it? | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
'"Some"? Fucking "some"?! | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
'Report to your flat immediately for some of your punishment.' | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
Look, Nigel, I'm trying my best. I just need more time. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
'No fucking time! Obey me now, lad, you fucking hear me? | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
'Now, get your fucking arse to your flat | 0:32:22 | 0:32:24 | |
'cos you are going to be punished. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:25 | |
'Oh, yeah, I am fu...' | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
Come along, we're going to go in here, yeah? | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
-What do you fancy going on? The swings? -Yeah. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
All right, come on, let's go. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
-Is that good, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:46 | |
Faster! | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
Faster! | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
-I've never been this high before! -No? -No! | 0:33:01 | 0:33:04 | |
Well, you do with Uncle 'Evin. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
Aaaah! | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
Come on, home time, Grant. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
Home time, babe, come on. Let's go. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
I can look after him for a bit, you know. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
Give you some peace. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
-OK, let's go, Grant. -I know I've been bad in the past, but... | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
..I'm good with Grant. You know that. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
Please! | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
Home in one hour. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:34 | |
One hour. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
Or you're dead. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
-Be good, yeah, darling? -Yeah. -Yeah, I'll see you in a bit. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
-OK, mission time. -Why? | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
Top secret mission - to get something for your mummy, | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
something she thinks she'll never see again. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
-What? -It's Granny's old clock. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
Is it with the angels, like Granny? | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
No, mate. It's not with the angels. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
It's at the pawnbrokers. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:34:09 | 0:34:10 | |
Calm down! | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
BELL RINGS Jeez, man! | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
Some flippin' people! | 0:34:17 | 0:34:19 | |
Uh? | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
Let's go, Grant, come on. Let's go. Go, go, go! | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
Take cover! | 0:34:47 | 0:34:48 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:34:51 | 0:34:52 | |
My trusty scouts! You know Kevin? | 0:34:55 | 0:34:59 | |
Pasty, looks a bit like Gollum? | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
I want a green one. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
Whee! | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:35:14 | 0:35:15 | |
Hello, Grandad. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:19 | |
This little somebody I'd like you to meet is Grant. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:24 | |
My nephew. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:25 | |
Eurgh... | 0:35:27 | 0:35:28 | |
Erm... | 0:35:35 | 0:35:36 | |
There's actually quite a bit of change. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
-You keep it for your trouble. -All right. -That's a nice balloon. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
-I chose it, I did. -Did you? | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
Are you in charge of the museum? | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
-I suppose so. -Can I look at everything? -Yes, come on. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:57 | |
-Do you like animals? -Yes. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
I have a Noah's Ark of wonderful animals, all... | 0:36:01 | 0:36:04 | |
Hold on a tick. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
I was just...putting it back. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:13 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
What can I say? | 0:36:21 | 0:36:22 | |
I see your game. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
But, then, I saw it from the beginning. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:28 | |
What does that make me? | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
A bloody fool playing bloody fools' games. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
Can I play? | 0:36:35 | 0:36:36 | |
Hold on a minute, Grant. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
I don't need this. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
I'm better off on my own. I don't need anyone. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
I just made a mistake. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
Oh, yes, yes. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:46 | |
-Could have happened to anyone, I suppose. -I could have just kept it. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:50 | |
-Saved all my problems. -I'm guessing you want something more from me. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:56 | |
-Why else would you be here? -It's not that. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
Really, it ain't. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:01 | |
I think it's time to close the museum to the public | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
and you can all sling your... whatever it is, hook. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:10 | |
Time to go, mate. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:13 | |
We're already late. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
Are you expecting anyone? KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:37:21 | 0:37:23 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -Hold your horses! | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
Philip, wait a sec. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:31 | |
-Yes? -I'm here for Kevin. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
Hide and seek. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:46 | |
-Who? -Kevin. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:50 | |
We have to be quiet now, mate, OK? | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
We have to be quiet as little mice. That's the game. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
Oh, hang on. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
This Kevin you speak of, he's not about 18, um, | 0:37:57 | 0:38:01 | |
blond hair, skinny sort, vitamin deficient? | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
Sounds just right, yeah. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
Well, I haven't seen anyone matching that description. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
I know he's here with a kid. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
Try next door, fat chap, he has visitors. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
That's Kevin and some little brat | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
and that's you letting him into this house. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
I find that very difficult to believe. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
Looks exactly like a mobile telephone to me. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
It's technology gone mad, gone mad, gone mad. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
Look, don't make me show you mad. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
You're a very aggressive young man. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:39 | |
Yeah, well, you've got to be in my line. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
You don't have to be anything, son. You can turn the corner. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
Look, just open the fucking door, will ya?! | 0:38:44 | 0:38:46 | |
(I can't see.) | 0:38:46 | 0:38:47 | |
(Shh.) | 0:38:47 | 0:38:48 | |
(We're blind mice.) | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
Now, where are your friends? | 0:38:57 | 0:38:58 | |
Er, in...in here. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
Am I not making myself clear? | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
Give up that little rat! | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
(I thought we were mice.) | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
NIGEL GRUNTS Shhh! | 0:39:19 | 0:39:20 | |
NIGEL CONTINUES GRUNTING | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
You stupid old fuck. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
Hiding him when he deserves everything... | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
NIGEL YELLS | 0:39:31 | 0:39:32 | |
..that's coming to him. Eh? | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
Putting yourself in harm's way. Huh? | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
NIGEL GRUNTS | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
My fault? No, no, no. It's not my fault. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
No, it's you! | 0:39:42 | 0:39:44 | |
You with your fucking weird and your patronising bullshit! | 0:39:44 | 0:39:50 | |
"You don't have to be anything, son. Turn the fucking corner, son." | 0:39:50 | 0:39:54 | |
Well, fuck you! | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
I know - why don't I make you a nice cup of tea? | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
(I'm scared, Uncle 'Evin.) | 0:40:03 | 0:40:05 | |
(Mice don't get scared.) | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
KEVIN BREATHES HEAVILY | 0:40:21 | 0:40:24 | |
GUN COCKS | 0:40:24 | 0:40:25 | |
Drop the chopsticks. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
Now, I know what you're thinking. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
He's just trying to scare me with this dusty old ornament. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
He might as well put it back on the mantelpiece where it belongs. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:43 | |
But on the other hand... | 0:40:45 | 0:40:48 | |
maybe... | 0:40:48 | 0:40:50 | |
this 1780s blunderbuss shotgun has, unlike yourself, | 0:40:50 | 0:40:55 | |
been lovingly cared for all of its life. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:59 | |
Fully functional, loaded | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
and all ready to blow your head clean off. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
I suppose the question you've got to ask yourself is, | 0:41:10 | 0:41:14 | |
"Do I feel lucky?" | 0:41:14 | 0:41:15 | |
Well, do you... | 0:41:18 | 0:41:20 | |
..cunt? | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
Go on, off you fuck. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
Phil, you're even better than Clint. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
I've only myself to blame. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
Tried to look too deep into a basic bog-standard waste of space. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:07 | |
Guess we'll go out the back way, then. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
Don't look at me like that. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
Time just passed. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:24 | |
Cos of all the fun and that. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:27 | |
What we was having? | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
Get your feet off my table. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:34 | |
Can't have been that worried. We weren't that late. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
Oh, can't I? | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
Look, can't we just chill out? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:50 | |
Have some dinner or something? | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
I'm starving hungry. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
All I had all day yesterday was a soft mint. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
I haven't got food in for you. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
And I'm not sure why I let you into my flat. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
I'm not going to feed ya. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:05 | |
This is my museum in a shoe. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
Oh, it's lovely. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:14 | |
We went to a real-life museum today where the grandad lives, | 0:43:14 | 0:43:17 | |
where all the dead animals are and millions of dust. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:20 | |
Where did you go, Kev? | 0:43:23 | 0:43:24 | |
What goes on in their little minds, eh? | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
Bananas. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:32 | |
-TV: -'OK, so now we're melting the butter in the pan. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:36 | |
'We'll let that simmer, and whilst that happens, | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
'we'll get onto my favourite part of all, | 0:43:39 | 0:43:42 | |
'which is preparing the biscuit base. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:44 | |
'Now, you can do this with any oaty biscuit | 0:43:44 | 0:43:47 | |
'however, my mother used to...' | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
Do I have to eat all of this, Mummy? | 0:43:49 | 0:43:52 | |
Yes, you do. Every last bit. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
'So in order to recreate this effect, | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
'I've used an assortment of delicious biscuits | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
'such as Hobnobs and Digestives, | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
'and rather than using a blender, | 0:44:03 | 0:44:06 | |
'we can indulge in some childish fun | 0:44:06 | 0:44:08 | |
'and put the biscuits in a plastic bag | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
'and then with a rolling pin | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
'we can crush them up into little bits, | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
'which gives you a result that looks a bit like this. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:18 | |
'Then once we've had our biscuit fun, | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
'we preheat the oven...' | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
Finished, Mummy. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
That was quick. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:26 | |
'..or gas mark four, if you have a gas oven, | 0:44:26 | 0:44:28 | |
'and then in a bowl, mix up the crushed biscuits with the butter.' | 0:44:28 | 0:44:33 | |
Fancy making yourself useful today? | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
I just woke up. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
-I love waking up. -Why? | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
Because I hate going to sleep. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
MOBILE PHONE BUZZES | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
I could go out tonight, if I wanted to go out. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
You should go. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
Have some fun for a change. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:17 | |
I'm here to babysit him. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:19 | |
I have got a purpose after all. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:23 | |
Be back here by six... | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
OK? Cos I want to go. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:29 | |
I wasn't planning on going out today. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
You're not staying around my flat all day. Go find a job. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:35 | |
-But... -But nothing. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
No way! | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
Who's there? | 0:46:09 | 0:46:10 | |
It's me, Kevin. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
Go away! | 0:46:13 | 0:46:15 | |
I've got something for you. Open up. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:17 | |
Before you get killed! | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
I told you, be gone! | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
Fuck off! | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
Go away! | 0:46:24 | 0:46:25 | |
You don't mean that, Philip. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:30 | |
If you don't let me in, then who? Who else have you got? | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
Spend the rest of your life on your own, | 0:46:33 | 0:46:35 | |
sitting in your living room, surrounded by dead stuff. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:38 | |
Check this shit out. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:47 | |
What are you playing at? | 0:46:47 | 0:46:48 | |
Honestly, just have a look. | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
I swear you'll love it. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:52 | |
Bloody step. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:55 | |
Hip. | 0:46:56 | 0:46:57 | |
It's only your new ride. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:03 | |
If I wanted to get about, | 0:47:06 | 0:47:07 | |
I could get about absolutely anywhere I wanted to, | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
if I wanted to get about. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
Sure. Especially now, | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
down the shops and everything on your new lease of life. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
It's stolen. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:20 | |
No-one'll know. We'll paint it. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
Blue, it'll be an absolute granny magnet. They'll be all over you. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:24 | |
Thought that counts, ain't it? | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
You're trying to make up for being a thief... | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
by offering me a stolen peace offering? | 0:47:31 | 0:47:34 | |
Stolen from a very rude witch, actually so, you know, | 0:47:34 | 0:47:39 | |
don't really count. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:40 | |
Witches have broomsticks, not go-karts. This must be yours. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:43 | |
Let's have a fucking tea, then. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:45 | |
Ugh, bloody delinquent. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:50 | |
Come on, Grandad. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:51 | |
What did you used to do for a living? | 0:47:56 | 0:47:58 | |
Must've been living once. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
Teaching. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:03 | |
Little bastards who couldn't care less. | 0:48:05 | 0:48:08 | |
Much like yourself. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
Wasting my time. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:13 | |
You think I'm a waste of time? | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
I can be anything I want, mate. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:20 | |
-Potential, that's what I got. -For what? | 0:48:23 | 0:48:25 | |
Potential to be something good, innit? | 0:48:29 | 0:48:32 | |
What difference does it make? Why be anything at all? | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
I'll show them they was wrong about me. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:37 | |
Prove to them I'm not a piece of shit like I was always told. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:45 | |
I'll make something of myself. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 | |
And that'll be my revenge. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:56 | |
A massive fuck you to every one of them bastards what wrote me off. | 0:48:56 | 0:49:00 | |
Including you. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:05 | |
Not what I thought I'd become. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
I thought... | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
Well, I wanted to think... | 0:49:18 | 0:49:21 | |
..but glug, glug, glug, glug... | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
I don't drink any more. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:34 | |
I superglued the tops on all the bottles years and years ago. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:40 | |
But what bloody good did it do me? | 0:49:43 | 0:49:45 | |
KEVIN WINDS THE CLOCK | 0:49:45 | 0:49:46 | |
They all buggered off anyway. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:48 | |
CLOCK BEGINS TO TICK | 0:49:48 | 0:49:49 | |
Far, far away. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:51 | |
What the hell do you think you're doing? | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
What did I tell you about touching my things? | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
It works. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:02 | |
If I'd wanted it to work, I'd have wound it myself, would I not, | 0:50:02 | 0:50:05 | |
years and years ago? | 0:50:05 | 0:50:06 | |
How can you be good when you destroy everything you touch? | 0:50:11 | 0:50:15 | |
I ain't destroyed nothing. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:18 | |
What about my silence? | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
Fine. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:25 | |
Maybe I have destroyed nothing, then. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:29 | |
Cos that's what silence is - nothing at all! | 0:50:30 | 0:50:32 | |
And that's all you've got, mate. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:36 | |
Nothing that ain't there. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:39 | |
Well, that's what you've got to look forward to, then, isn't it? | 0:50:39 | 0:50:43 | |
When you've seen all your potential tick, tick, tick away, | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
and you've got nothing to show for your time but shush! | 0:50:46 | 0:50:49 | |
Anyone ever told you you're a bit of a buzzkill? | 0:50:53 | 0:50:55 | |
I tried my best for you, boy, but you, you... | 0:50:55 | 0:50:58 | |
You can't even keep still for five minutes. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
Plain stupid, it seems, stupid, stupid, stupid, it seems! | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
Good. What nonsense. You haven't got it in you. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
Mean and horrible! | 0:51:08 | 0:51:09 | |
That's why no-one wants nothing to do with you any more! | 0:51:11 | 0:51:15 | |
No wonder your family just left you! | 0:51:18 | 0:51:20 | |
Who could put up with that? | 0:51:22 | 0:51:23 | |
Who could stand that? | 0:51:25 | 0:51:26 | |
Why are you here, then? | 0:51:30 | 0:51:31 | |
Why don't you just go? | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
I didn't ask you to burgle my house. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:36 | |
Just go! | 0:51:36 | 0:51:38 | |
Like you said, pretend it never happened. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
Is that really what you want? | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
SHOUTING | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
-Ha-ha! Kevin, your face, man! -Ay, Kevin, you're alive! | 0:51:57 | 0:52:00 | |
Bro! We thought you were defo dead | 0:52:00 | 0:52:02 | |
or, like, locked up or something, man. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
Yeah, how was the burglary? | 0:52:04 | 0:52:05 | |
He caught me. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:08 | |
He had a gun. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:11 | |
Shit, man, you all right? | 0:52:11 | 0:52:12 | |
We got chatting, and... | 0:52:14 | 0:52:15 | |
He's a bit grumpy and that, but... | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
he's OK, really. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
Yo, yo, what do you mean by, "He's OK"? | 0:52:21 | 0:52:24 | |
In his own kind of way, innit? | 0:52:24 | 0:52:25 | |
Just... | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
Not so bad, just... | 0:52:27 | 0:52:28 | |
All on his own, like. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:30 | |
Yeah, it's just cos, where I'm standing, man, | 0:52:30 | 0:52:32 | |
you sound like some old batty man's rent boy or something! | 0:52:32 | 0:52:35 | |
Piss off, man! You don't know nothing about nothing, man. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:37 | |
You were pretending to be his friend, right? | 0:52:40 | 0:52:41 | |
Earning his trust, right? | 0:52:44 | 0:52:45 | |
So you could find the loot | 0:52:47 | 0:52:49 | |
and rob the miserable fuck of everything he's got, right? | 0:52:49 | 0:52:51 | |
-Yeah! -Knew it! -Not such a bitch after all! | 0:52:55 | 0:52:59 | |
What are you putting the dust on your face for, Mummy? | 0:53:02 | 0:53:05 | |
To look beautiful. | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
How long will it take? | 0:53:08 | 0:53:10 | |
BUZZER BEEPS | 0:53:10 | 0:53:11 | |
'Who goes there?' | 0:53:13 | 0:53:14 | |
Um... | 0:53:14 | 0:53:15 | |
Yeah, my name's Tom. Um... | 0:53:15 | 0:53:17 | |
You must be... | 0:53:17 | 0:53:19 | |
Yeah. I think I'm calling for your mummy? | 0:53:20 | 0:53:22 | |
GROWLY VOICE: 'Better come on up. If you dare!' | 0:53:22 | 0:53:25 | |
GIGGLING | 0:53:25 | 0:53:26 | |
Um, thank you. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:28 | |
Hi there. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:33 | |
Oh, I'm Tom. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:34 | |
You must be Becky's younger brother. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:36 | |
Who am I, then? | 0:53:40 | 0:53:41 | |
Um... | 0:53:43 | 0:53:44 | |
Her child? | 0:53:45 | 0:53:46 | |
What's my name? | 0:53:46 | 0:53:48 | |
Um... | 0:53:48 | 0:53:50 | |
W... | 0:53:50 | 0:53:51 | |
I... I'm not sure. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
You need to know my name if you're going to be my new daddy. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
OK. | 0:53:58 | 0:53:59 | |
Steady on. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:02 | |
Yeah, nice to meet you, too. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:04 | |
Don't tell him to steady on. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:06 | |
He's only four. He can be as unsteady as he likes. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:08 | |
Oh. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:15 | |
You look lovely. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:20 | |
Those for me? | 0:54:21 | 0:54:22 | |
Yeah. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
Lovely. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:25 | |
Stick them in some water. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:27 | |
Not in the fish bowl. | 0:54:27 | 0:54:29 | |
Goodnight. Sleep well, yeah? Give Mummy a kiss. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
LIPS SMACK | 0:54:33 | 0:54:34 | |
All right, I'll see you in a bit. | 0:54:37 | 0:54:39 | |
-Coming? -Yeah. | 0:54:43 | 0:54:44 | |
"To Gregory. | 0:54:55 | 0:54:57 | |
"An angel..." | 0:54:57 | 0:54:59 | |
Come on, Grant. Total Recall's on. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
TV PLAYS | 0:55:06 | 0:55:08 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:55:43 | 0:55:44 | |
Oh, fuck it. | 0:55:48 | 0:55:50 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:55:52 | 0:55:53 | |
More Arnie! | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
If your mum comes in and finds us still awake, | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
then we won't be allowed lads' night again. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
Not till you're 18. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:12 | |
No more Arnie for 14 years, man. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:14 | |
Oh, go on, then. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:18 | |
Hello. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:23 | |
PHONE: ''Sup, 'sup? It's K to the E to the V to the I to the N! | 0:56:37 | 0:56:40 | |
'Leave a message, bitches, | 0:56:40 | 0:56:41 | |
'and I'll get back to you when I've got some credit. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:43 | |
'Cos times are hard.' | 0:56:43 | 0:56:45 | |
'Sure as the new day is coming, be sure of this. | 0:56:48 | 0:56:51 | |
'I will find you, | 0:56:51 | 0:56:53 | |
'and I will cut you into thin strips, | 0:56:53 | 0:56:56 | |
'and I will put them into a pita bread with salad and chilli sauce. | 0:56:56 | 0:57:00 | |
'That's right, Kevin. | 0:57:00 | 0:57:01 | |
'You are a kebab. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:03 | |
'You are my kebab! | 0:57:03 | 0:57:05 | |
'Mm! Mm!' | 0:57:05 | 0:57:07 | |
HE MIMICS CHEWING | 0:57:07 | 0:57:08 | |
HE SOBS | 0:58:22 | 0:58:24 | |
What...? Where you going? | 0:58:50 | 0:58:52 | |
Where you going? | 0:58:55 | 0:58:56 | |
Look... Come back! | 0:58:56 | 0:58:58 | |
Look... Look, please don't go. I'm sorry! | 0:58:59 | 0:59:02 | |
Look, look, come back and sit in my car for a while longer, yeah? | 0:59:02 | 0:59:05 | |
-You won't regret it, I promise you. -I already flipping do! | 0:59:05 | 0:59:07 | |
I barely even groped you. What's your bloody problem? | 0:59:07 | 0:59:10 | |
Can I have my arm back, please? | 0:59:10 | 0:59:11 | |
THROUGH INTERCOM: 'I can see you, punk! | 0:59:11 | 0:59:13 | |
'Now, you let go of her arm before I come down there | 0:59:13 | 0:59:17 | |
'and do something I won't regret! | 0:59:17 | 0:59:19 | |
'Something totally brutal with a rolling pin!' | 0:59:19 | 0:59:22 | |
You heard him. | 0:59:22 | 0:59:23 | |
Thank you for a lovely evening. | 0:59:24 | 0:59:26 | |
DOOR UNLOCKS | 0:59:35 | 0:59:36 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:59:41 | 0:59:42 | |
KEYS RATTLE | 0:59:44 | 0:59:45 | |
You OK, sis? | 0:59:51 | 0:59:53 | |
I had it under control, you know. | 0:59:55 | 0:59:57 | |
I don't know why I bothered. | 1:00:01 | 1:00:02 | |
Took a chance, at least. | 1:00:04 | 1:00:05 | |
BUZZER BEEPS | 1:00:05 | 1:00:07 | |
Flipping heck! | 1:00:07 | 1:00:08 | |
Who does he think he is? He's going to wake up Grant! | 1:00:09 | 1:00:12 | |
Maybe it's someone else. | 1:00:12 | 1:00:13 | |
Well, whoever it is needs to know | 1:00:13 | 1:00:15 | |
they can't call at this time of night! | 1:00:15 | 1:00:17 | |
You can disconnect the buzzer. | 1:00:18 | 1:00:20 | |
Let me see. | 1:00:20 | 1:00:22 | |
Ah! A museum monster! | 1:00:23 | 1:00:26 | |
Who is this? | 1:00:35 | 1:00:36 | |
Hello, sweetheart. | 1:00:38 | 1:00:39 | |
I'm looking for Kevin. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:41 | |
Kevin? | 1:00:41 | 1:00:42 | |
Yeah, your brother, so I'm told. | 1:00:42 | 1:00:44 | |
You know the one. Kevin. | 1:00:44 | 1:00:46 | |
You're Becky. I'm his mate, like. | 1:00:46 | 1:00:49 | |
Do you not think it's a little bit late to be calling? | 1:00:49 | 1:00:51 | |
Do you know what time it is? | 1:00:51 | 1:00:53 | |
Borrowed time. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:54 | |
And I want paying back, by yesterday. | 1:00:54 | 1:00:57 | |
Listen. | 1:00:57 | 1:00:58 | |
I've got enough of my own problems... | 1:00:59 | 1:01:02 | |
let alone dealing with his. | 1:01:02 | 1:01:04 | |
So push off. | 1:01:06 | 1:01:07 | |
OK. I'll...push off. | 1:01:07 | 1:01:10 | |
But I'll catch you later, yeah? | 1:01:11 | 1:01:13 | |
It's not my fault. | 1:01:18 | 1:01:19 | |
All I wanted was to get the clock back. | 1:01:21 | 1:01:23 | |
But I accidentally borrowed... | 1:01:25 | 1:01:27 | |
I think you should go. | 1:01:29 | 1:01:30 | |
What? | 1:01:32 | 1:01:34 | |
Outside? | 1:01:36 | 1:01:38 | |
Where am I supposed to even go? | 1:01:41 | 1:01:43 | |
You're supposed to look after yourself. | 1:01:43 | 1:01:45 | |
Sorry. | 1:01:54 | 1:01:56 | |
NIGEL SHOUTS | 1:02:03 | 1:02:06 | |
Please, please, please, please, please... | 1:02:14 | 1:02:17 | |
BUZZER BEEPS | 1:02:17 | 1:02:19 | |
What are you doing? Hmm? | 1:02:25 | 1:02:27 | |
Huh? Where's me money, huh? | 1:02:29 | 1:02:32 | |
What do you have to say for yourself? | 1:02:35 | 1:02:37 | |
-Get off him! Get off him! -Mind your fucking business... | 1:02:37 | 1:02:39 | |
What the fuck do you think you're doing? | 1:02:40 | 1:02:43 | |
If you touch my brother... | 1:02:43 | 1:02:44 | |
..I'll hurt you. | 1:02:46 | 1:02:47 | |
And I'll keep on hurting you... | 1:02:49 | 1:02:51 | |
..and you won't be able to make it stop | 1:02:53 | 1:02:56 | |
until I say so. | 1:02:56 | 1:02:57 | |
But I won't say so. | 1:02:58 | 1:03:00 | |
Lucky he's got you. | 1:03:05 | 1:03:07 | |
But then you're not so fortunate in the exchange. | 1:03:07 | 1:03:10 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:03:10 | 1:03:11 | |
Excuse me. | 1:03:11 | 1:03:13 | |
Hello? | 1:03:14 | 1:03:16 | |
Yeah. Count me in. | 1:03:16 | 1:03:18 | |
Yeah, the usual. | 1:03:18 | 1:03:20 | |
Yeah, I'll meet you there. | 1:03:20 | 1:03:21 | |
I'm not far. | 1:03:21 | 1:03:22 | |
As I was saying... | 1:03:25 | 1:03:26 | |
..I want my money, or his blood. | 1:03:28 | 1:03:31 | |
Like it or not, you're still his blood. | 1:03:31 | 1:03:33 | |
And so is your offspring up there. You get me? | 1:03:34 | 1:03:37 | |
I want £1,000 by tomorrow! | 1:03:38 | 1:03:41 | |
Or I will rain down ON ALL OF YOU | 1:03:42 | 1:03:46 | |
with Shaolin fury! | 1:03:46 | 1:03:48 | |
If you ever come round here again... | 1:03:51 | 1:03:53 | |
..I'll get very cross. | 1:03:55 | 1:03:56 | |
Do you get me? | 1:03:58 | 1:04:00 | |
You've been warned! | 1:04:00 | 1:04:02 | |
Likewise. | 1:04:04 | 1:04:05 | |
You all right? | 1:04:19 | 1:04:20 | |
I have to sort this mess out. | 1:04:23 | 1:04:25 | |
You're hurt. | 1:04:27 | 1:04:28 | |
I didn't want you to get hurt. | 1:04:31 | 1:04:33 | |
I ain't hurt bad. | 1:04:36 | 1:04:38 | |
Come upstairs and I'll fix you up. | 1:04:40 | 1:04:42 | |
Grant can't see me like this. | 1:04:45 | 1:04:47 | |
He'll have bad dreams. | 1:04:49 | 1:04:50 | |
I'll sort this mess out, sis. | 1:04:59 | 1:05:01 | |
You'll see, I will. | 1:05:04 | 1:05:06 | |
I'm just saying, battered sausage. | 1:05:34 | 1:05:37 | |
Sausage in batter, it's not right. | 1:05:37 | 1:05:39 | |
Flipping fuckers! | 1:05:39 | 1:05:42 | |
Still not having it. | 1:05:44 | 1:05:45 | |
There's no way he'd beat fucking Chuck Norris. | 1:05:45 | 1:05:47 | |
Oh, shit. | 1:05:50 | 1:05:51 | |
Think I've lost my keys. | 1:05:51 | 1:05:53 | |
Twat! | 1:05:55 | 1:05:56 | |
Have you got your keys? | 1:05:58 | 1:05:59 | |
Oh, for fuck's sake! | 1:05:59 | 1:06:01 | |
Fuck! | 1:06:03 | 1:06:04 | |
Well, if I knew where I'd lost them, | 1:06:19 | 1:06:21 | |
then they wouldn't be fucking lost, would they, soft lad? | 1:06:21 | 1:06:23 | |
Yeah, but my Death Star was on that. | 1:06:26 | 1:06:27 | |
Yeah, but I can't get one like that, can I? My nan gave me that. | 1:06:29 | 1:06:32 | |
What now? | 1:06:35 | 1:06:36 | |
It's me again. | 1:06:37 | 1:06:39 | |
Kevin. | 1:06:39 | 1:06:40 | |
Oh. | 1:06:44 | 1:06:45 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:06:45 | 1:06:47 | |
It ain't that funny. | 1:06:50 | 1:06:51 | |
At all, really. | 1:06:53 | 1:06:55 | |
-SLURRING: -It's just... -Have you been...? | 1:06:55 | 1:06:57 | |
..covered in all the... all the blood. | 1:06:57 | 1:06:59 | |
I thought you didn't drink no more? | 1:07:00 | 1:07:02 | |
I glued the lid on that gin years ago. | 1:07:04 | 1:07:06 | |
Seems...come unstuck. | 1:07:08 | 1:07:09 | |
Look. | 1:07:12 | 1:07:13 | |
I need to talk to you about something seriously serious. | 1:07:14 | 1:07:16 | |
Oh, it does sound serious. | 1:07:16 | 1:07:18 | |
-Been having a bit of a mental mood, have we? -Indeed. | 1:07:32 | 1:07:35 | |
Listen, right. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:41 | |
See that nutter what I owe? | 1:07:42 | 1:07:43 | |
Well, I just found out he's bloody stitched me up! | 1:07:45 | 1:07:47 | |
With his flatmate, or something. | 1:07:48 | 1:07:50 | |
Not even a real debt! It's... | 1:07:51 | 1:07:53 | |
..extortionation... | 1:07:55 | 1:07:57 | |
thingy. | 1:07:57 | 1:07:59 | |
It's all out of hand now. | 1:07:59 | 1:08:01 | |
And not just for me, either. | 1:08:02 | 1:08:03 | |
I can't defeat him. | 1:08:06 | 1:08:07 | |
He's a ninja. | 1:08:09 | 1:08:10 | |
I'll have to pay, somehow. | 1:08:13 | 1:08:15 | |
It's all about self-preservation. | 1:08:16 | 1:08:19 | |
You need help to stay alive. | 1:08:20 | 1:08:22 | |
I need help... | 1:08:23 | 1:08:25 | |
..well... | 1:08:27 | 1:08:28 | |
..afterwards. | 1:08:29 | 1:08:31 | |
Afterwards? | 1:08:32 | 1:08:34 | |
You've completely lost it. | 1:08:36 | 1:08:37 | |
Do you know what this is? | 1:08:39 | 1:08:41 | |
It's an embalming machine. | 1:08:42 | 1:08:44 | |
It's a collector's item. | 1:08:46 | 1:08:47 | |
Picked it up years ago, but it still works. | 1:08:48 | 1:08:51 | |
You simply have to pipe the intake tube | 1:08:54 | 1:08:58 | |
into the carotid artery... | 1:08:58 | 1:09:00 | |
..and the outtake tube into my jugular vein. | 1:09:01 | 1:09:04 | |
It fills me with formaldehyde. | 1:09:06 | 1:09:08 | |
A preservative chemical. | 1:09:10 | 1:09:11 | |
Then we pipe the outflow into next door's garden. | 1:09:13 | 1:09:16 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:09:16 | 1:09:17 | |
Bastard. He always hated my guts. | 1:09:17 | 1:09:19 | |
Is this a joke? | 1:09:22 | 1:09:23 | |
No, far from it. | 1:09:23 | 1:09:25 | |
It's a job. | 1:09:26 | 1:09:28 | |
It's a job! Proper job, job, job! | 1:09:28 | 1:09:31 | |
I'll pay you all the money you need. | 1:09:33 | 1:09:35 | |
And more. | 1:09:35 | 1:09:37 | |
All you have to do is follow some simple instructions. | 1:09:37 | 1:09:41 | |
I just need your word. | 1:09:41 | 1:09:44 | |
Do you know how mental you sound? | 1:09:48 | 1:09:50 | |
Yes. | 1:09:51 | 1:09:53 | |
Can't you just pretend? | 1:09:54 | 1:09:55 | |
Pretend to help and then take the money, | 1:09:57 | 1:09:59 | |
that's your style, isn't it? | 1:09:59 | 1:10:01 | |
I can hardly check on your handiwork from the afterlife. | 1:10:02 | 1:10:06 | |
At least I'd die happy. | 1:10:06 | 1:10:08 | |
It wouldn't be fair for me to get your hopes up. | 1:10:11 | 1:10:14 | |
And besides... | 1:10:16 | 1:10:17 | |
..you can't top yourself. | 1:10:19 | 1:10:21 | |
Everybody's gone. | 1:10:21 | 1:10:23 | |
I'm already dead in their eyes. | 1:10:23 | 1:10:25 | |
At least I'll be a well-preserved specimen, | 1:10:26 | 1:10:30 | |
instead of sitting in that chair, | 1:10:30 | 1:10:33 | |
under the deluded impression that I'm still alive. | 1:10:33 | 1:10:36 | |
And then they'll have to remember me. | 1:10:37 | 1:10:39 | |
Mm-hm. Like you said... | 1:10:41 | 1:10:43 | |
Revenge is as good a reason as any to make something of yourself. | 1:10:43 | 1:10:50 | |
I wasn't talking about growing up to become an ornament. | 1:10:50 | 1:10:55 | |
I want to be with my animals. | 1:10:55 | 1:10:57 | |
But... | 1:10:59 | 1:11:01 | |
you're alive, mate. | 1:11:01 | 1:11:02 | |
No. | 1:11:02 | 1:11:04 | |
You don't understand. | 1:11:04 | 1:11:06 | |
It all makes sense to me. | 1:11:08 | 1:11:11 | |
No wonder you had to stop drinking, man. | 1:11:11 | 1:11:13 | |
Fucking nightmare! | 1:11:15 | 1:11:17 | |
Thought I was the one crying for help. | 1:11:17 | 1:11:19 | |
Cry for help?! | 1:11:19 | 1:11:20 | |
I don't need you. | 1:11:22 | 1:11:23 | |
I don't need anybody. | 1:11:25 | 1:11:26 | |
Fuck off. Go on, fuck off. | 1:11:26 | 1:11:27 | |
Fuck off. Fuck off. | 1:11:27 | 1:11:28 | |
Go on, go far away, far away. | 1:11:31 | 1:11:33 | |
And never fucking come back. | 1:11:33 | 1:11:35 | |
HE BELCHES | 1:11:36 | 1:11:37 | |
HE PANTS | 1:11:39 | 1:11:41 | |
Sit yourself down, Philip. You're unsteady on your feet. | 1:11:41 | 1:11:44 | |
Yes. I'll do it myself. | 1:11:44 | 1:11:47 | |
-Oh, get the fu...! -What...? | 1:11:47 | 1:11:49 | |
PHILIP MUTTERS | 1:11:49 | 1:11:53 | |
CLATTERING | 1:11:53 | 1:11:55 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 1:12:04 | 1:12:07 | |
PHILIP SIGHS | 1:12:10 | 1:12:13 | |
WHIRRING | 1:12:29 | 1:12:33 | |
WHIRRING STOPS | 1:12:33 | 1:12:35 | |
HE PANTS | 1:12:50 | 1:12:51 | |
Shaolin wisdom tells us... | 1:12:51 | 1:12:53 | |
..that you... | 1:12:54 | 1:12:57 | |
are an extortionating...bastard. | 1:12:57 | 1:12:59 | |
-Yeah! Who's the master?! -VIDEO GAME PLAYS | 1:13:10 | 1:13:13 | |
-HE SQUAWKS: -Ooh! Wah! | 1:13:13 | 1:13:16 | |
Woohoo! | 1:13:16 | 1:13:18 | |
That's it, die! Die! | 1:13:18 | 1:13:20 | |
HE SQUAWKS | 1:13:20 | 1:13:22 | |
-No eyes! -HE SQUAWKS | 1:13:22 | 1:13:25 | |
'Game over.' | 1:13:25 | 1:13:26 | |
No, fuck off. This is a piece of shit. | 1:13:26 | 1:13:28 | |
-Yeah, the controller. -If I had that controller, right, | 1:13:28 | 1:13:30 | |
-I'd kick your fucking arse. -They're the same. | 1:13:30 | 1:13:32 | |
-You fucking bellend. -The same. -It's not even fucking fair! | 1:13:32 | 1:13:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:13:34 | 1:13:35 | |
Not fair? | 1:13:37 | 1:13:39 | |
You're living in... | 1:13:41 | 1:13:43 | |
Pa-ba-bala-bon. | 1:13:43 | 1:13:46 | |
Bitches. | 1:13:46 | 1:13:48 | |
What the fuck do you think you're doing in here, lad? | 1:13:48 | 1:13:51 | |
The way of... | 1:13:51 | 1:13:53 | |
the Kevin. | 1:13:55 | 1:13:57 | |
Are you suicidal or what? | 1:13:57 | 1:14:00 | |
Oh, 'ello. That old thing again, is it? | 1:14:02 | 1:14:04 | |
-JAMAICAN ACCENT: -Whoa, whoa, man. It's a misunderstanding, that's all. | 1:14:04 | 1:14:07 | |
Take it easy, young blood. | 1:14:07 | 1:14:10 | |
Warm blood, true love. Remember? Like ya said. | 1:14:10 | 1:14:13 | |
Even if it didn't sound good when you said it, you were right. | 1:14:13 | 1:14:16 | |
One love, true. | 1:14:16 | 1:14:18 | |
True? | 1:14:19 | 1:14:21 | |
You ain't even real! | 1:14:21 | 1:14:22 | |
Oh, man. Of course I am, man. | 1:14:22 | 1:14:24 | |
LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT: "Me fucking controller. Fuck!" | 1:14:25 | 1:14:28 | |
I just heard you. | 1:14:28 | 1:14:29 | |
What's wrong with you people? | 1:14:30 | 1:14:33 | |
Why pick on someone like me? | 1:14:33 | 1:14:36 | |
Why not just do normal crime? | 1:14:36 | 1:14:39 | |
Like normal scousers? | 1:14:39 | 1:14:40 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:14:40 | 1:14:42 | |
Don't move. | 1:14:42 | 1:14:44 | |
Get on your knees now. | 1:14:44 | 1:14:47 | |
Please. NECK CLICKS | 1:14:47 | 1:14:49 | |
Even if that thing does work, | 1:14:49 | 1:14:51 | |
you're forgetting whose hands it's in. | 1:14:51 | 1:14:53 | |
It's still you, Kevin. | 1:14:53 | 1:14:56 | |
You're still my takeaway dinner. | 1:14:56 | 1:14:58 | |
Like the panther, I will simply pounce on you | 1:14:59 | 1:15:02 | |
with ninja stealth and snatch your life with my bare hands! | 1:15:02 | 1:15:06 | |
Get your own fucking life, you prick! | 1:15:06 | 1:15:08 | |
-Fuck! -What?! | 1:15:10 | 1:15:12 | |
You could've fucking killed me! | 1:15:15 | 1:15:16 | |
Killed the fucking controller. | 1:15:16 | 1:15:18 | |
You threaten my family again... | 1:15:20 | 1:15:22 | |
..like a leopard... | 1:15:24 | 1:15:26 | |
I will shoot you... | 1:15:26 | 1:15:28 | |
in the face. | 1:15:28 | 1:15:29 | |
Right in the face. The face. | 1:15:31 | 1:15:33 | |
-Listen, the boy's right. -What?! | 1:15:33 | 1:15:35 | |
I said he's right. | 1:15:35 | 1:15:37 | |
What the fuck does that make me, then? What does that make me? | 1:15:37 | 1:15:40 | |
What does it make you? It makes you fucking wrong. | 1:15:40 | 1:15:42 | |
The hell's wrong with you? Threatening the boy's family? | 1:15:42 | 1:15:45 | |
You've gone too fucking far! | 1:15:45 | 1:15:46 | |
Listen, don't worry, young blood. | 1:15:46 | 1:15:48 | |
You'll get no more trouble from that fucking bumbaclart. | 1:15:48 | 1:15:50 | |
HE PANTS | 1:15:50 | 1:15:52 | |
You dare undermine me in front of my kebab?! | 1:15:52 | 1:15:55 | |
-HE SHOUTS -Oh, fuck! | 1:15:55 | 1:15:57 | |
THEY STRUGGLE AND SHOUT | 1:15:57 | 1:15:59 | |
Agh, fuck! | 1:15:59 | 1:16:00 | |
You're fucking breaking me neck! Get off me, you fucking fat git! | 1:16:00 | 1:16:03 | |
-Fucking... -OK, OK. -What you saying? | 1:16:03 | 1:16:06 | |
-You're the master! You're the master! -You reckon? -I can't breathe! | 1:16:06 | 1:16:09 | |
Fucking hell! | 1:16:09 | 1:16:11 | |
You can sleep on the top bunk. Please! | 1:16:11 | 1:16:13 | |
Agh! Fucking...! I can't breathe! | 1:16:13 | 1:16:16 | |
Me broken back! Agh! | 1:16:16 | 1:16:18 | |
SQUEAKING | 1:17:04 | 1:17:06 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 1:17:14 | 1:17:16 | |
Uh! | 1:17:21 | 1:17:22 | |
Why don't you go and sleep upstairs, mate? | 1:17:25 | 1:17:28 | |
Do your back in, sleeping like that. | 1:17:28 | 1:17:31 | |
What are you doing here? | 1:17:33 | 1:17:34 | |
Help the aged, innit? | 1:17:35 | 1:17:37 | |
Oh! | 1:17:39 | 1:17:40 | |
What did I...? | 1:17:42 | 1:17:44 | |
Don't ask. | 1:17:44 | 1:17:46 | |
BIRDS CHEEP OUTSIDE | 1:17:46 | 1:17:47 | |
Been wearing my coat? | 1:17:49 | 1:17:50 | |
Just borrowing it, mate. | 1:17:54 | 1:17:55 | |
Come on. | 1:17:55 | 1:17:57 | |
Oh! | 1:17:58 | 1:18:00 | |
Oh, thank you very much. | 1:18:00 | 1:18:01 | |
I sorted it, sis. | 1:18:06 | 1:18:08 | |
I did it. | 1:18:08 | 1:18:10 | |
Like I said I would. | 1:18:10 | 1:18:12 | |
-THROUGH INTERCOM: -'Where have you been? Are you all right? | 1:18:12 | 1:18:15 | |
Not only that... | 1:18:15 | 1:18:17 | |
They aren't moving. | 1:18:34 | 1:18:36 | |
No, they don't, you see? | 1:18:36 | 1:18:38 | |
Can't you change the batteries? | 1:18:38 | 1:18:40 | |
Um... | 1:18:40 | 1:18:41 | |
Well, they don't take batteries, I'm afraid. | 1:18:41 | 1:18:44 | |
Can I play with them? | 1:18:44 | 1:18:45 | |
Sorry, little chum. It's just for looking at. | 1:18:45 | 1:18:49 | |
Can you do this? | 1:18:49 | 1:18:50 | |
Oh... | 1:18:52 | 1:18:54 | |
Not so much any more. | 1:18:54 | 1:18:56 | |
It's easy. | 1:18:57 | 1:18:58 | |
Well, I'm too old for that. | 1:18:58 | 1:19:00 | |
But when I was your age, I could do it easily. | 1:19:00 | 1:19:03 | |
You were my age? | 1:19:03 | 1:19:04 | |
Yeah, once upon a time. | 1:19:06 | 1:19:07 | |
Will I be your age? | 1:19:10 | 1:19:12 | |
Yep, one day, God willing. | 1:19:12 | 1:19:14 | |
What's "God willing"? | 1:19:15 | 1:19:17 | |
Oh, no-one knows. | 1:19:17 | 1:19:19 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 1:19:19 | 1:19:21 | |
Why did you say that? | 1:19:21 | 1:19:22 | |
Oh, it's just old man's words. | 1:19:22 | 1:19:24 | |
Why? | 1:19:26 | 1:19:27 | |
Just something old men say. | 1:19:27 | 1:19:30 | |
Why? | 1:19:30 | 1:19:31 | |
The more you ask, the less sense it'll make. | 1:19:31 | 1:19:34 | |
Why? | 1:19:34 | 1:19:36 | |
Y is a crooked letter and you're no better. | 1:19:36 | 1:19:38 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Come on. | 1:19:38 | 1:19:40 | |
Come on. | 1:19:41 | 1:19:43 | |
What's funny? | 1:19:46 | 1:19:48 | |
Y is funny. | 1:19:48 | 1:19:49 | |
Don't start that again. | 1:19:49 | 1:19:50 | |
Why? | 1:19:50 | 1:19:52 | |
Z. | 1:19:52 | 1:19:53 | |
Got you. | 1:19:53 | 1:19:55 | |
-PHILIP COUGHS -Oh! | 1:19:59 | 1:20:01 | |
VEHICLE APPROACHES | 1:20:12 | 1:20:15 | |
You'd never believe this shit, yeah? | 1:22:09 | 1:22:10 | |
I heard Kevin killed Ninja Nigel, yeah? | 1:22:10 | 1:22:12 | |
And now they're calling him Samurai Kevin, still! | 1:22:12 | 1:22:14 | |
-Killed him?! -Killed him. -Killed him, man. | 1:22:14 | 1:22:16 | |
Oh, yeah, listen, yeah. I heard something. | 1:22:16 | 1:22:18 | |
Yeah, cos I heard, yeah... | 1:22:18 | 1:22:19 | |
I heard that Samurai Kevin killed the Shadow Man. | 1:22:19 | 1:22:22 | |
-The fuck?! -Who the fuck is the Shadow Man?! | 1:22:22 | 1:22:25 |