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Midnight. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:09 | |
Time we turned in. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
Tell us another story. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:13 | |
A ghost story. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
Tell us about that crazy woman in the lighthouse. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
She's not crazy. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
She's a lovely, gentle woman. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
In fact, a long time ago, under different circumstances, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
we could have been... | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
..never mind. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
But don't be unkind. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Poor Frances McGillvray has had her share of tragedy. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
She had a sister once - Rhonda. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
As youngsters they were inseparable. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
And then Frances met a handsome fisherman by the name of Nicol. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
Rhonda took a shine to him too but she wasn't as bonny as | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Frances and he never noticed her. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
A jealousy grew inside the sister and hardened like a black diamond. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:07 | |
Frances and Nicol decided to marry... | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
..so one night Rhonda climbed to the top of that very lighthouse. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:17 | |
She looked down at the dark foaming waters below... | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
..and leapt to her doom. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Some say | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
that plain old Rhonda never perished. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
That she roams this island to this very day, living off the land, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:41 | |
one eye missing, teeth all broken. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Oh, there's a curse on that lighthouse and all who set | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
foot in it. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Everyone who sets foot in it gets cursed? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Everyone. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
My mum's the cleaner there, is she cursed? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
How often does she clean it? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
Twice a week. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
Cursed. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
Postman? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
He'd be all right, see, cos it's just his fingers in the letterbox. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
What if he goes in for a cup of tea? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Probably cursed. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-It's a bed and breakfast, isn't it? -Yes! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Aye, and it's got four stars on Trip Advisor. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Look, all I know is if you set foot in that lighthouse you're cursed. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
What if you've come back from the war, your feet have been | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
blown off by a land mine and you enter in a wheelchair? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
It is possible to be too clever, Sunny Jim. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
He's talking shite. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Ach, a good story's beyond you lot. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
Away back to your iPads and your Game Boys. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
What's a Game Boy? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
Shut yer hole, ya wee dick. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
He's an alkie, man. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
HOOT | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Let's go, let's go. You all right? You going to be sick? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Allow me, lass. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
I've got this, driver. | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
All ashore that's coming ashore! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Back on dry land, princess. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Excuse me. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
What? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Can I have my hat back, please? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
Gregor! I'm so sorry. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
Prick. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
I can't stay in that. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
Come on, it's just for a few nights. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
No, really, it's my heights thing. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
You're not scared of heights. Phobias are made up pish. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
I used to have a phobia. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
Of books? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
I used to have a phobia of being a skinny wee ride and now I'm not. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
That's not a phobia. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
HARSH CAW | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
It's only a bird. Don't get birdophobia. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
It's looking at me. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
It's got a brain the size of a pea. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
You'll get on well with it then. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
That's my girl, a bit of fighting spirit. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
See, he's away. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
This place is beautiful. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
Heh, Lana... | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
CAWING, SHE SCREAMS | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
What are you pecking at, you dick? Get off my bird... | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
bird. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
You OK? | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
That was horrible. Did you see that? It went for me deliberately. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
No, it didn't. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
You're bleeding. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
You needing some assistance here? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
We're fine, thanks. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
You'll need some antiseptic balm on that right away. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
Here...allow me. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
All right, House, it's just a scratch. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Are you OK? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
Did those birds have a crack at you, dear? Bold as brass. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
She's fine. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
They've no fear. Welcome to West Skerra Light. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
You must be Lana and Gregor. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
I'm Gregor. This is Lana. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
I don't know who this clown is. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
I'd be honoured to have such a fine young lass on my arm, but alas, no. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
I'm Tom Cullen. Pleased to finally meet you, Mrs McGillvray. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Call me Frances. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
Frances it is. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
Would you like a wee shortbread? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
We're off sugar. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
Aren't I lucky? Two big, fine strapping men. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
Two? Who's the other one? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
Kidding on, pal. Pulling your pisser. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Aren't you the pretty young thing? Come on into the warm. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Come on. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
The bathroom is shared. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
No peeing in the sinks because you can't be bothered trekking | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
down the hall. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
I'll know if you have. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
I was born in the morning but I wasn't born this morning. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
There's no tea and coffee in the rooms but there are biscuits, | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
which are 50p per biscuit or two for a pound. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
If you want a hot bath you'll need 50ps for the meter. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
And you'll have to space the baths two hours apart, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
cos the boiler's quite small. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
If you need anything else, anything at all, | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
don't, don't, don't hesitate to ask. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Do you have any paracetamol? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
No. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
How much for a duster? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
That area's off limits to guests, dear. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
So full of history, it's intoxicating. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Defo, my man. We'll be getting intoxicated tonight, eh? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
That's a striking painting. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Thank you. My husband loves it. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
It's historically relevant to this lighthouse. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Two Spanish ships were caught in a terrific storm. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
This boat, La Doncella de la Muerte, roughly translated as | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
The Maiden of Death, was lost with all souls on board. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
But this boat, La Cortez, roughly translated the Cortez, ran aground | 0:08:25 | 0:08:31 | |
and that's why the lighthouse was built by my ancestors. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
And, eh, who are these chaps here? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
That's the brothers Jiminez. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
I think it's pronounced Himinez. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Is it really, dearie? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
So what happened to the Himini, Jimini, Himini, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
what happened to the brothers? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
They survived and made it out the water. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Then they all fell out and ate the youngest. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Then the middle one caved in the eldest ones head with | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
a rock and he got ate. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
So then there was one? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Yes, until the British Militia arrived and shot him to bits | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
for being a filthy foreign cannibal. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Bad luck seems to dog this place. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
But the council tax is low. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Is the painting included in the price? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Yes. The artworks are integral. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
I feel they belong here. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
Price? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
I was going to tell you tonight, Lana. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Tell me what? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
I'm wanting to buy the lighthouse. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
We all are. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
That's why we're here. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Yeah... | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
What? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
It was a surprise but she hoored it. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Thanks, love. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
Well, you need to understand, young man, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
my family's lived in | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
this lighthouse for generations. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
I won't just sell to the highest bidder. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
I need to know that my home is going into the right hands. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
To the right sort of person. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
While you're all vetting the lighthouse, | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
I'll be vetting you. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
A WOMAN SHOUTS | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
These slacks are clean on. You're making it worse, Bill. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
Who wears a white trouser in Scotland mid-winter? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
You should be wearing a brown trouser. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Well, you would say that with the carnage that goes on in your trousers. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
It's muggins here that washes them. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
I find all sorts in his trousers. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Toffees, buttons. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
I found a ticket with the Transformers no less. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
I like the cars into robots. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
You like your photos. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
You can't take him anywhere. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
You still let me pay for this but, didn't you? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
He wants to buy a lighthouse, | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
which is fine with me because I'll be in Barbados. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
This is Bill and Joan, everyone. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Oh, photo! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Oh, for God's sake, Joan, they're total strangers. Leave them alone. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
He hates getting his photo taken. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
I used to like it, about a million photos ago, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
before she burnt out my retinas with the flash. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
She's got photos of me with the postman. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Smile! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
Aww. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
Right, well, I think I'll take a constitutional. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Get some air while the weather's good. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Anyone care to join? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
That sounds nice. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Fancy it, Bill? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Oh, no, on you go, love. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
I can always look at the photos. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
What about you two? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Actually, I think we need to have a chat. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Aye, we'd love to come. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
It's bound to rain. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
The yellow macs hanging by the door are for the guests so please feel free to use them. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
Four pounds a day, eight pounds for two days. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
As tonight is the winter solstice, the longest night, | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
we'll all gather at midnight for the firework. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
Do you mean fireworks? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
No. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
Right. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
Looks like it's a bit blowy. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Hmm. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Well, they all seem nice. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
Pfft. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
Thank goodness it's no your decision then. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Don't know why you want to sell. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
You're always away on that bloody fishing boat, | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
or sat there in that armchair knackered, no use to anybody. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
You don't lift a finger. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
We're on the bones of our arse here, Nicol. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
You're not making any money, and with the best will in the world, | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
that's unlikely to turn round any time soon, is it? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
So it's up to me. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
It's my home and I say it's time to sell. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
-CRASH -Now look what you made me do. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Ooh, ooh, trouble in paradise. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
You OK? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
What was going through your head? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Oh, the lighthouse? It's magic. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
It'll be great. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
That's not the point. You should've talked to me about it. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
I should've told you about my surprise? That's a shite surprise. Here. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Gregor, you've no understanding of other people's feelings. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
You're not even capable of reading a situation. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Lana... -Ah. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Bloody hell! What are you doing? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Meditating. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Meditating? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Meditating on whether or not to finish this bottle | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
of delicious whisky. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
It was a birthday present from my good lady, | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
but don't tell that to the wife, do you get me? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
No. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
I was inferring that I've got a mistress. Not true of course. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
Nothing? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
Tough cliff. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Would you like a mouthful? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
She doesn't drink whisky. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Well, I'm no asking you, thunk, you'd likely guzzle the lot of it, | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
size of you. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
Wouldn't like to clean out your cage in the morning. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
Have a great night. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
But whatever you do, | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
stay away from there. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
The lighthouse? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
Aye, lassie. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
But the name lighthouse does it a dis-service. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
For it is a tower of darkness and a dark creature stalks its grounds. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
It is death, death to go there. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
We're actually staying there. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
Are you? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:48 | |
Yip, two nights paid in advance. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Well, I'm sure it'll be fine. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
No, go on, what do you mean? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Ignore me. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
I was the handyman there. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
But I quit, must be ten years ago now. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
Why did you quit? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
I saw something that turned my hair white. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Your hair's not white. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
Just For Men, love. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
What age do you think I am? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
56? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
Who told you? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
Nobody. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
Bloody Just For Men, it's supposed to shave years off you. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
Five pounds eighty pissed up a wall. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Hey! You never said what you saw. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
And I never will. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
No-one believes me. But I've seen her. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
Her sister lives still. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Twisted, wrong. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
But I'll never speak of it. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
Quite right. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
I think we should get back. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Ah, na, it's just a bit further. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
It'll be dark soon, Gregor. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Come with me! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:03 | |
You know, Gregor, there's a big problem in this relationship. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
You don't listen. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:08 | |
Hold that thought! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-Lana? -A WOMAN SCREAMS | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Lana, come here. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
I'm doing this by myself, am I? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Allow me. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
Oh, thank God. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
Thank you so much. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
Don't mention it. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
That would've been the end for me. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
Well, you're OK, you're safe now. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
That's the closest I've ever come to dying. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
Can I get a photo? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Yeah, sure. Shall we just move away from the edge? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Oh, let me take a look at that ankle. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
Yeah, that's pretty badly swollen. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
I've not got my first aid kit with me. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Do you think you could walk on it? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
I'll carry you, love. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
It's OK, son. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
She's my patient now. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
My hero. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
I get the picture, mate. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
You sweep in, hoover up all the credit. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
I'll not cock-block you. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
Are you wanting carried? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
No. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Thanks for your help. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
Whoa, stop, what's that? There! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
Where? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
Turn me back, turn me back! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Gone now. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
I saw something, though. I felt it too. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
Did you feel it? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
A coldness, a presence, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
or lack of a presence. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
A dead space. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
It was as if... | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Look, is it OK if we press on? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Oh, yes, of course, sorry. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Oh, oh, it's bloody freezing. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Oh. Happy winter solstice, eh, | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
to me and all my work pals on the ferry. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:52 | |
Oh, wait. It's all bloody computers now. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
It's only me. Woop-de-do. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Bloody computers. Bloody ferry. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
Bloody... | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
..solstice. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
FAINT SINGING | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
GIGGLING | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
I'll get this, love. You'll ruin your dress. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Use the coaster, Bill, that's what it's there for. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
SLAM | 0:21:32 | 0:21:33 | |
That's private, dear. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
Sorry. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
Is that your sister? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
Yes, God rest her. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Joan, here, thought she saw something out by the cliff today. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Saw what? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
Someone. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
My sister, no doubt, | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
foraging for nuts and berries in her undergarments. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
I've heard the tales. Hogwash. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Those little toe-rags down by the sea wall have been flapping | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
their tongues again. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Actually, it was an old fella. Gillespie. Used to work for you. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
He's an old sot. I had to sack him. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
He nearly burnt the place to the ground toasting | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
a pop tart one night, steaming. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Probably a wild cat you saw. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
It wasn't a cat, it was a human. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
It was wearing a nightie. It had a wraith-like presence. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Did you get a photo of it? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
No. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
Joan, you took 120 photos, you've got 90 pictures | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
of a seagull but you didn't fancy a snap of the wraith-like presence?! | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
No, who wants to see that, eh? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Here, Tom, that's a lovely, cheesy, big grin you've got on your face there, snap. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
You're only showing up one person here, William, and it isn't me. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Who is it, then? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
I think she means her husband. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
I know what I saw. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
Joan. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
You nearly had a bad accident. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
You've had a shock. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
I'm just glad you are still in one piece. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
I wouldn't be if it wasn't for you. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
Who'd like another drink? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Nice one! I'll have a pint and she'll have... | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
See, if I want a drink, I'll order it myself. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
Well, what is it you want, then? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
For you to stop bossing me around like I'm your property. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Aye, where's this coming from? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
You don't buy a house without consulting your partner! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
I know, what a fanny I am. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
I was trying to do a nice thing for you. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
You treat me like a china doll, like I'm not a real person. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Course you're a real person, you're my bird. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Enjoy the firework. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
Goodbye, my love. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
FAINT SINGING | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
She's letting off steam. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
She'll be back. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
FLUTTERING | 0:24:52 | 0:24:53 | |
Are you OK? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
No | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
You'll need to jump in the tractor if you mean to catch the last ferry. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
How did you know I was leaving? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
I was born with mysterious psychic powers. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Lovers tiff? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
That's none of your business. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Quite right, none of my business. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
So are you back on the market? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
I'm joking. I'm happily married. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
I'm married. 30 years, love. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Nelson Mandela territory, you know what I'm saying? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Ferry? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
Yes, indeed. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
This is very kind of you. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
Oh, not at all. It's the least I could do. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
There's just one thing. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
What's that? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
You'll need to drive cos I'm steaming. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
I can't drive a tractor! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Course you can. It's just like driving a car. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
I can't drive a car. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:04 | |
Well, this should be interesting. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Gregor always drives. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Maybe we should go get him? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
No! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
Excuse the smell, my dog has shat in here. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
That magic tree is 15 years old. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
It's doing its best but its on its last legs. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
The ferry? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Yes! Turn that... | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Put your foot on that. Put your foot on that. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Shift that forward. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
Very gently lift your foot off... | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
I'm fine, didn't feel a thing. The booze numbed it. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
Off we go. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
THUMPING ENGINE, BEEP | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
I felt that. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
Ooh, my neck. You dirty hoormeister. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
Argh. You're killing me here! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
Maybe we should go back and give the boy another chance, dear. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
Do you think the big chap will be back down? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
You'll not see him again. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
He'll be upstairs pulling the lid off it. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
Don't be so crude, Bill. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:08 | |
This place is wonderful, isn't it? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
I mean, so much potential. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
What would you do with it ? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
I'd give it a right going over. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
I'd modernize it. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
You know, put in triple glazing but keep the character and the charm. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
Solar panels. Carbon neutral. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
It'd make a fantastic marine observatory. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
I'd love to get my hands on it. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
That sounds nice. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:36 | |
I'd leave it alone if I was you. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
That painting is exquisite, isn't it? | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
-What is it? -Swan Lake. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:52 | |
Correct. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
I'm off to my scratcher. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
Oh, it's not late, is it? | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
I think I might turn in early as well. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
Not a problem. Saves me buying a firework for next year. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:13 | |
How did I do? | 0:28:29 | 0:28:30 | |
For a city girl, exceptional. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
Good use of the mirror, good control. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
And under the speed limit at all times. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
You'll make a farmer yet. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:38 | |
Ha, really? | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
TRACTOR CREAKS | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
SPLASH | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
You forgot the handbrake, didn't you? | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
Do tractors have handbrakes? | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
Yes, yes, they do. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:06 | |
City girl, ha. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:09 | |
It's OK. I didn't really use it that much. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:13 | |
Just farming and that. Breadwinning. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
My livelihood. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
Look sharp, McGlick! | 0:29:21 | 0:29:22 | |
Customer! | 0:29:22 | 0:29:24 | |
It won't be the first time the old rascal's nipped into | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
the filthy schooner for a quick one. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
McGlick! | 0:29:31 | 0:29:32 | |
What's that? | 0:29:40 | 0:29:41 | |
What? | 0:29:41 | 0:29:42 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -We need to get the police. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
Lassie, wait! | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
HE SNORES | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
Ah for... | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
The toilet's at the end of the hall. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
Oh, bloody hell. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:06 | |
Oh, end of the hall, thank you. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:14 | |
Just got a wee bit lost there. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
Yes, I can see that, | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
cos if you went in there you'd end up doing a jobbie in Tom's room. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
Is that Tom's room? | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
Yes. Yes, it is. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:23 | |
Well, thank you for the local knowledge. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
Good night. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:29 | |
Creepy bastard. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:35 | |
-Hello. -Hello. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
CLICK-CLACK | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
This light's not working. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
Is it not? Oh, well. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
Can I help you? | 0:31:53 | 0:31:54 | |
Have you seen Lana? | 0:31:54 | 0:31:55 | |
No. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:57 | |
Right. | 0:31:57 | 0:31:58 | |
Toilet's right there by the way. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
Yes, thank you. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:03 | |
Hi, Tom. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:10 | |
Joan! | 0:32:10 | 0:32:12 | |
Toilet's at the end of the hall. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
I know where the bloody toilet is. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:17 | |
Lana. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:41 | |
Hello? | 0:32:53 | 0:32:54 | |
CLICK-CLACK | 0:32:56 | 0:32:57 | |
Hello? | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:33:14 | 0:33:15 | |
It's my bed and breakfast. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
I think the power's out. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
Must be the fuses. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:20 | |
Where's Lana hiding? | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
She went for the last ferry. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:24 | |
What? | 0:33:24 | 0:33:25 | |
Christ, it's dark. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
For a big fella you really are shiteing it, aren't you? | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
Here, take this. You'll never make it to the ferry on time by the road. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:40 | |
Take the forest trail. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
SCREAM OF JOY | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
Someone's in trouble. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:45 | |
SEX NOISES | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
That's my kind of trouble. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
I'd sell a kidney for that kind of trouble. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
Know what I mean, big yin? God speed. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
Right. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:06 | |
Right, you, you big daft bugger. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
You're going to find Lana, you're going to say sorry, | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
you're going to pop the question, and get back for the firework. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
Then get your hole. If you can't get your hole on the longest night, you should just chuck it, son. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:45 | |
TWIG SNAPS | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
PANTING | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
TWIG SNAPS | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
HE GASPS | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
Oh, oh. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:22 | |
Lana? | 0:35:42 | 0:35:43 | |
Lana? | 0:35:48 | 0:35:49 | |
Oh, thank God. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:54 | |
SOBBING | 0:35:54 | 0:35:56 | |
Don't cry, sweetheart, I've been a dick. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
This weekend has been very important | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
to me cos I've been trying to ask you a question. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
A very big question. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:07 | |
I've been trying to ask you all weekend. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
Lana, | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
will you do me the honour | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
of being my wife? | 0:36:17 | 0:36:20 | |
LAUGHING | 0:36:20 | 0:36:21 | |
Will you? | 0:36:23 | 0:36:24 | |
What you laughing at, you cow? | 0:36:29 | 0:36:30 | |
GREGOR SCREAMS | 0:36:32 | 0:36:33 | |
Slow down, lassie. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:42 | |
Miss the ferry, did we, missy? | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
Big lurch was looking for you. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
The ferry's going nowhere. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
McGlick is dead. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:52 | |
-What? -Drowned like a rat. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
Probably got drunk and fell overboard. Silly bastard. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:58 | |
Poor McGlick. | 0:36:58 | 0:36:59 | |
I think we should move inside. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
Come, I'll make a pot of tea. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
Och, the power's out. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:04 | |
That's the tea humped then. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
Oh, there's shortbread and whisky. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
I was saving it for the firework. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
Come on, you get warm, I'll get the whisky. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
I wish it was you and me buying this place rather than him. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
We could run it together. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:26 | |
What are you talking about? I'm going to flatten it. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
-What about the dolphin centre? -Pfft. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
That was a load of pish, trying to make a good impression. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
I'm going to put in a golf course. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
Get the Yanks over. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
Gold mine. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:46 | |
Fuck the dolphins. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:49 | |
I like a man that thinks big. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
CLICK-CLACK | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
SHE TUTS AND SIGHS | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
CREAKING | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
Also the power's out here. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
We think it might have been tampered with. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:31 | |
Now, don't panic. We'll send someone along right away. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:34 | |
-When will you get here? -Let's see. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:36 | |
Car, ferry, car, ferry, ferry, car, car, ferry. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:40 | |
Eh, we'll be with you tomorrow morning. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:41 | |
-But... -You sit tight now. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
DIALLING TONE | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
What are you up to? | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
I was just having a wee if that's all right with you. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
Listen, I think there's... | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
The bed's stone-cold. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:38 | |
Tell me about it. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:41 | |
-SLAM -What was that? | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
-You're embarrassing yourself. -I'm embarrassing myself? No, you're embarrassing yourself. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:04 | |
-Nothing. -Don't deny it. I sat and watched you looking at him. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
You, you, you've cuckolded me. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
Oh, don't be ridiculous. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
I want to see that camera of yours then. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
SLAP | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
You've probably been snapping pictures of his whalloper. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
Oh, there we are. Philanderer. Is that your patter, is it? | 0:40:25 | 0:40:29 | |
Wrecking marriages? My marriage with my wife? | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
Look at you, big, stupid grin on your face. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
Come on, then. Don't just lie there. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
Stand up and face me like a man. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:40 | |
I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:41 | |
His schooling days are over, pal. He's dead. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:44 | |
Too right he is, once I get my hands on him. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
No, I mean actually dead. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:49 | |
Oh, aye. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:57 | |
Tom, son. Are you with us? | 0:40:59 | 0:41:00 | |
He's dead right enough. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
Oh, God. What could have done this to him? | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
Maybe he was over-exerting himself. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
SCREAMING OUTSIDE | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
He's a goner, no question. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
Oh, Gregor. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:35 | |
Bloody hell, he's still with us. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:41 | |
Quick, help him down. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
-Lana... -Don't speak. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
Lana... | 0:41:55 | 0:41:56 | |
Shh, Gregor, save your strength. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
HE SPLUTTERS | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
I need to ask you something. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:03 | |
Will you marry me? | 0:42:10 | 0:42:11 | |
Yes, Gregor. Of course I'll marry you. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
Ya dancer. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:26 | |
You did the right thing, sweetheart. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
Imagine how badly he would have felt going to his grave knowing | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
that you thought he was a big arsehole and you'd binned him. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
You slag. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
Oh. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:03 | |
CROW FLUTTERS AND CAWS | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
Well, that was awkward. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
Very awkward. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:14 | |
His troubles are over. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
Ours are just beginning. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:20 | |
She's back. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:22 | |
-She's going to kill us all. -Who? | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
Frances's sister - Rhonda McGillvray. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:33 | |
I've checked the house top to bottom, there's no-one here but us. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
Let's see if there's any wood at the back of the house. And nails. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:49 | |
We need to shut ourselves in until the police get here. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
Here. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
It can't be Rhonda. She's dead. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
Can you be sure of that? | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
You know fine well something stalks this place. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
This is a fantasy. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:32 | |
Even if she was still alive, why now? | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
You saw the "for sale" sign out there. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:38 | |
You know why. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:40 | |
2.70. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:48 | |
BANGING | 0:44:55 | 0:44:57 | |
All done here. | 0:44:57 | 0:44:58 | |
Oh, this is just dandy this, isn't it? | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
Mind you, it's not the first time I've had to barricade myself in. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
This big lassie from the chippie was after me one time - | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
hands all fat burns, terrifying she was. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
Wouldn't take no for an answer. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:12 | |
Hey, this isn't Graham Norton, pal. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:16 | |
I'm just trying to lighten the mood. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:17 | |
Oi, that's enough, you two. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:20 | |
Oh! | 0:45:48 | 0:45:49 | |
What is it? | 0:45:57 | 0:45:58 | |
It's all right. I just got a fright. It's Frances's man. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:02 | |
Hello, Mr McGillvray. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:03 | |
I'm surprised to see him here. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
Why? | 0:46:06 | 0:46:07 | |
Because he drowned ten years ago. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
Joan! Joan! | 0:46:18 | 0:46:22 | |
Joan! Joan! | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
Joan! | 0:47:01 | 0:47:02 | |
Argh! | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
What have you done with Frances, sickening harridan? | 0:47:24 | 0:47:27 | |
Frances? My dear sweet sister? | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
I throttled her. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:40 | |
And her love became mine. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
After I lost him, my grief, my guilt, became my sickness. | 0:47:52 | 0:47:58 | |
This is our place. You can't buy it. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
It's not for sale. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:07 | |
I must commend you on your really thorough job in nailing this door shut. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:18 | |
-Got a light? -Why didn't you ask me that yesterday? | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
I'm giving that vapour thing a whirl. Here. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:27 | |
Enjoy the firework! | 0:48:30 | 0:48:32 | |
HE CRIES | 0:48:44 | 0:48:47 | |
Awwww. That was hellish. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:52 | |
Is it finished? | 0:48:54 | 0:48:55 | |
Awwwwwwwww. | 0:48:56 | 0:48:58 | |
What kind of stupid moron lights a firework indoors? | 0:49:04 | 0:49:09 | |
Ya stupid bastards. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:12 | |
CHUCKLING | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
It's not the first time I've hid in a basement because | 0:49:32 | 0:49:34 | |
of a crazed baldy woman. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:35 | |
The lassie that drives the mobile library | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
is a bit thin on top and she ... | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
Shut up. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:40 | |
Aye, sorry. Poor time for an anecdote. I accept that. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:43 | |
I'm an idiot. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:44 | |
You're not an idiot, you knew about this place. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:47 | |
Ex handy-man. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:48 | |
It's my job to know every nook and cranny of this place. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:51 | |
And I know that this window will give us access to her lush | 0:49:51 | 0:49:56 | |
and fertile front lawn. | 0:49:56 | 0:49:57 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
SHE PANTS | 0:50:08 | 0:50:10 | |
Oh! | 0:50:19 | 0:50:22 | |
Guests are not permitted in the basement, you naughty little girl. | 0:50:34 | 0:50:39 | |
It's not safe down here. | 0:50:39 | 0:50:41 | |
Come out, come out wherever you are. | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
Such a pretty girl, just like my Frances. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:50 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:51:06 | 0:51:08 | |
GRUNTING, GASPING | 0:51:45 | 0:51:48 | |
Oh, sake! | 0:52:17 | 0:52:18 | |
Rhonda! | 0:53:37 | 0:53:38 | |
Rhonda, my sweet. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
Nicol. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:45 | |
Nicol, my love. | 0:53:47 | 0:53:49 | |
You've come home safe. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
Come to my arms, my darling. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
Hold me. | 0:53:58 | 0:53:59 | |
Help! | 0:54:36 | 0:54:38 | |
The longest night, eh? | 0:54:44 | 0:54:45 | |
I bet you'll be glad to see the back of this place, eh? | 0:55:13 | 0:55:16 | |
I don't know. It's kind of growing on me. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:19 | |
It's a wee bit old and creaky... | 0:55:19 | 0:55:21 | |
..but it has its charms. | 0:55:23 | 0:55:24 | |
You do know I was talking about the actual lighthouse there? | 0:55:38 | 0:55:41 | |
Of course! I'm not daft. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:47 | |
Here, is that Gillespie? | 0:55:53 | 0:55:54 | |
This isn't the first time I've spent the night hanging from a cliff face presumed dead. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:09 | |
This big barmaid that used to work in the Schooner. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:12 | |
Rugby player. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:14 | |
Could crack a lobster with her thighs. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:16 | |
Are you OK? | 0:56:16 | 0:56:18 | |
Och, aye. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:19 | |
Why did Rhonda bring us here if she didn't want to sell? | 0:56:21 | 0:56:24 | |
She didn't. Frances did. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
Rhonda spent so long pretending she was her sister she didn't | 0:56:27 | 0:56:30 | |
know who she was. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:31 | |
On my old mother's bones, never again. | 0:56:36 | 0:56:40 | |
You are not my master. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:41 | |
Not so chipper now are you, you wee bastards. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:38 | |
What did I say? | 0:57:38 | 0:57:41 | |
Cursed! | 0:57:41 | 0:57:42 | |
Oh, I was happy to put the little fannies in their place. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:53 | |
But I knew deep down in my heart of hearts that the curse of | 0:57:53 | 0:57:56 | |
the West Skerra Light was lifted. | 0:57:56 | 0:57:58 | |
For a bit. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:05 | |
WATER BUBBLES | 0:58:05 | 0:58:07 | |
# Father won't be home tonight | 0:58:25 | 0:58:27 | |
# He fought the storm with all his might | 0:58:27 | 0:58:30 | |
# The wind had ripped his sails asunder | 0:58:30 | 0:58:32 | |
# Sea hag came and dragged him under | 0:58:32 | 0:58:36 | |
# Aha | 0:58:37 | 0:58:38 | |
# Father won't be home tonight | 0:58:40 | 0:58:44 | |
# The sea hag holds him tight | 0:58:44 | 0:58:49 | |
# The sea hag holds him tight. # | 0:58:49 | 0:58:54 |