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OK, Eddie. You're on your own. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
After four years, can't you favour us with a smile on your graduation day? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:44 | |
HORN | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
Hi, Eddie! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-Hi, Smiley! -What's the matter, boss? Couldn't tear yourself away?! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
-How was the stretch this time, boss? Tough? -Nah! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:13 | |
-Which is why I didn't crash out. -I was sure expecting you to. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
Nice car. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
-It's all yours. -OURS. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Everything we've got. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
You're a swell pal, Eddie. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Yeah. I heard all about it. You done a good job while I was gone. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:43 | |
And I ain't forgetting it. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
You're a lot richer than when you went in. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
WE'RE a lot richer. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Thanks, Eddie. ..Forgot to tell you, you got a couple of new spots downtown, real class. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:58 | |
-The guy will show you the books. -I take your word - like always. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:03 | |
-Course, we got troubles, too. -I'll take care of the troubles. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:08 | |
Like when we was kids - | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-me and you against everybody, eh, Smiley? -Sure. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:15 | |
Got my rod? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
-Wearing it right next to my heart. -Let me have it. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Sure. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
BANG! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
BANG! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
BANG! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
BANG! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Can't understand it! Walking along, minding my own business... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:16 | |
I step off the kerb...a car comes tearing through a red light... | 0:05:16 | 0:05:21 | |
The cops should have picked up the driver of that car, not ME. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
Say, are you a trustee? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Yes. How long you been here? 300-odd years. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
Gosh, it's hot here. Gets like this in Florida sometimes. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
Florida? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Nah! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Florida never smelt like this. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
Like rotten eggs. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Precisely, young man. Rotten eggs. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
The unpleasant odour is caused by H2S04 - hydrogen sulphuric acid. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:03 | |
The most common compound of hydrogen and sulphur. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:08 | |
Am I right? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
I poisoned my wife with a sulphur compound. My young wife. She was unfaithful. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:19 | |
I was a chemist. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-What do you mean, "was"? -Before they hanged me. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:28 | |
Where are the rope marks? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
What is the last thing YOU remember before they brought you here? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:39 | |
Smiley! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
Smiley! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
That slimy, double-crossing rat! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Plugging me with my own rod! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Where are the bullet holes? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Well... | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
..how do you like that?! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
He missed! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Sitting right next to me and he missed! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
He didn't miss. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
You're dead. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
We're ALL dead. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Listen to this mug, will ya? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
It's true. Only the soul exists down here. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:37 | |
Gee! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
They always said I'd wind up down here. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
I don't care WHERE I am. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
I gotta get Smiley. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
-There must be some way to crush this can! -Abandon hope... | 0:07:49 | 0:07:54 | |
all ye who enter here! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Lay off of me! Lay off! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
I gotta get out of here! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
I gotta get Smiley! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Lay off of me, I tell ya! I gotta get Smiley! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
What sort of temperature is that? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
It's the labour shortage, sire. There's been a drop in boiler room personnel. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:12 | |
-We are operating at 73% of normal. -Do you want me to catch my death of cold(?) | 0:09:12 | 0:09:18 | |
No, sire. We are short of condemned souls. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
-I suggest... -Warden, I have no need of your infantile suggestions. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
I'll attend to this matter myself. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
My opponent is always testing my prowess. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
This time, it happens to be one Judge Frederick Parker. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:38 | |
We'll see who goes down to defeat. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
My beloved sire, your powers are wondrous to behold. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:46 | |
I have lately been beset by great problems. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
My adversary's working overtime. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
But, superior though he may be - and he's set up a thousand Judge Parkers to thwart me - | 0:09:53 | 0:10:00 | |
he must recognise that I am still master...of my own sphere. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
Yes, sire! SHOUTING > | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
What in my domain is that? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
You have no right! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Let go! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
-I'll get every one of you! -Quiet! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
You can't hold me here! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
You can't keep me! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
What's the meaning of this?! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
How dare you bring him here? No choice! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Cast him into the boiler room - in the circle of darkness! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:11 | |
-I apologise for the intrusion, sire. -Not at all, warden. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:22 | |
Pour me a drink. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
-You're not angry? -On the contrary, I'm pleased. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
Frankly, I'm delighted. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
To... What was his name? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
The doomed soul that was here? ..Eddie Kagle. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
-Eddie Kagle. -You drink to HIM? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
-A cheap gangster? -Why not? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
I love 'em! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Ever see that face before? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Of course! He was just here. Eddie Kagle. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Wrong, warden. That is Judge Frederick Parker. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Impossible! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-They look exactly... -Precisely. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
They look exactly alike. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
This likeness is just the weapon I need to defeat Mr Parker. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:14 | |
Eddie Kagle! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
How hot do they want it down here? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Never gets hot enough to suit the boss. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
Think this is bad? Wait till they put you in those hot claypits below. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:57 | |
-We ain't at the bottom now? -There ain't no bottom in this joint. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
Back, doomed one! Back! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Back to your work! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
I ain't taking this no longer. I'm crashing out. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:26 | |
Nobody crashes outta here. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Nobody but Eddie Kagle. He breaks out from every place. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
I'll crash out with you, Eddie. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
-Who are you? -A pal. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
I don't like pals. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
You mean, like Smiley? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-How do you know about Smiley? -Grapevine. I can help you get him. I got somebody I want to get, too. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:55 | |
We can help each other. Deal? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
We gotta crash first. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
I know how. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Nix! Screws. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Well, Eddie? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
OK. Watch your step. One false move, and I slug you. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:28 | |
I'll be extremely careful. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
Rub that smile off your face. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
A guy smiled once when he plugged me. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Certainly, Eddie. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Come on. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Now! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
Hey! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
-You stir-nuts or something? That's the furnace. -It's the only way. Come on! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:51 | |
-How long have you been down here? -Since time immemorial. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
-The way you talk, you must've had a good education. -A liberal one. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:21 | |
-I only went to third grade. -I know everything. -Stuck on yourself, huh? What's your name? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:28 | |
I have a number of aliases. Sometimes it's Mephistopheles. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:33 | |
-Greek, huh? -Some claim I'm more of one nation than another. But I'm of all nations. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:40 | |
-You look like a con man. -Call me Nick. -You married? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
Millions of women have adored me. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
-Quite a guy with the ladies, huh? -I'm a fascinating fellow. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:52 | |
-Playing with dames is dynamite. -Delightful dynamite! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:57 | |
"Live fully while you may and reckon not the cost. Deny yourself nothing. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:02 | |
"Blaze like a torch, toss the fire about you." Omar Khayyam said it. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
-"Make the most of what we yet may spend, before we too into the dust descend." -You're talking screwy. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:14 | |
-May I laugh occasionally? -Ain't nothing to laugh about. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:19 | |
I never saw nothing to laugh about. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
From the time I ran away from home on account of my folks was always drunk and fighting, I ain't laughed. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:28 | |
All I did was try to be somebody. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
-I worked myself up from where I had nothing to eat and no place to sleep to top guy in my business. -Splendid. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:38 | |
You're a man after my own heart. I wish the world was full of Eddies. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:43 | |
-How long is it gonna take us to get up there? -Any moment now. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:48 | |
All right, down there. Send it up. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Phew! Old man Schmalhausen must be baking with rotten eggs! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:06 | |
Smells like the devil, too, doesn't it? > | 0:17:06 | 0:17:11 | |
Wow! Them ashes are still hot. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
-Hey, douse them ashes with water first! -I don't feel nothing. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:21 | |
-Of course not. You haven't got a body. -So how am I gonna get Smiley? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
-Hey, look out! -No-one can see or hear you until I find you a body. Come on. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:32 | |
-How are you gonna find it? -Well, everyone has his physical counterpart - his double. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:38 | |
-I happen to know where your double is. -You mean a guy which looks like me? -Spitting image. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:44 | |
-Suppose he don't wanna give me his body? -Asleep, he'll have no say. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:49 | |
-What happens when he wakes up? -He'll be you. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:54 | |
-And who will I be? -You'll be him. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
-Huh? -To everyone else, you'll be him. Of course, to yourself you'll be yourself. -Oh! Hey... | 0:17:56 | 0:18:04 | |
-Tell me that again. -Leave everything to me. -I'll leave nothing to you! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
I'm sorry, Eddie. It's this cool air. It makes me irritable. I don't like cold climates. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:17 | |
I don't feel nothing. If YOU ain't got no body, how come you feel cold? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:22 | |
I've been below so long that even my soul has got accustomed to the heat. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:27 | |
-Hey! I ain't got no fingers, right? -That's right. -So no fingerprints? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:33 | |
-Right. -I can get away with murder! -Not exactly. Without fingers, you cannot squeeze a trigger. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:40 | |
Yeah. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
I sure wanna squeeze a trigger. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Hey! What is this - a double-cross? This ain't St Louis. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:57 | |
Smiley's in St Louis. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
The body we want is here. And don't forget - you have a job to do for ME first. That was our deal. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:07 | |
OK. I ain't reneging. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
Come on. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Hey! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
-Why have you brought me here? -To get you fingers to squeeze that trigger. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:34 | |
How do you figure getting them here? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
How did I figure getting you out of that jam down below? But I did. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:42 | |
Yeah. That was neat. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
This will be even neater. Trust me. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
OK...let's go. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
-Hey, there ain't a seat in the joint. -We'll sit here. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
-What's the matter with you? There's cops in them seats. -They won't know. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:07 | |
Your Honour, the defendant in this case failed to establish an alibi. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:26 | |
The testimony conclusively proves that this man was at the scene at the exact time the crime was committed. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:33 | |
I respectfully request the court... | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
That's a lie! I'm not going to take any more of this! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
BANGS GAVEL | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
Get a doctor, quick! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-What happened? -He collapsed, Eddie. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
No judge ever passed out on me. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
This court is now adjourned. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
-Come on, Eddie. Let's go. -Hey! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Don't give me no orders. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
-I do all the leading - get me? -Yes, Eddie. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
Don't you never forget - I'm boss. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
Yes, Eddie. I shouldn't have been so brusque. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:22 | |
I'll give him a sedative. Let him sleep a while then get him home. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:31 | |
He'll be all right. Sure, Doctor. All right, gentlemen. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
Smokes! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
I said I knew where your double was. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
If this guy had been in St Louis, he'd have got bumped instead of me! | 0:21:57 | 0:22:02 | |
Too bad he didn't. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
-Is he the guy you wanna get? -Yes. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-What did he do to you? Send you up? -I was sent down, not up. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:13 | |
Hey! This guy's a judge! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
I ain't muscling in on no judge's body! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
What difference does it make? It'll serve your purpose...and mine. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:27 | |
Yeah. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
What happens when he gets up and finds I'm him? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
When we're through with him, he won't know a thing. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:39 | |
Not a single, blessed... solitary thing. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:44 | |
What about you? Ain't you gonna find yourself a body? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:49 | |
Yes, I'll get one. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
But you first - you're the important one. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
Yeah. Don't you forget it. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
I won't forget it, Eddie. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
What...what are you doing? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:12 | |
Fusion, Eddie - the power of heat. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
I'll fuse you into this man as steel can be fused into steel. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:21 | |
Relax. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Relax! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
Oh, Albert! Yes, Doctor? > | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
Is Miss Foster still here? Yes, sir. She's making coffee. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
May I enquire how the judge is? A good night's rest, he'll be fine. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:12 | |
Good. Run down to the druggist and get this sedative in case he wakes up. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:18 | |
-Is he still sleeping? -Yes. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
-There you are. -Thanks. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Nothing serious, I hope, Matt. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Mmm, excellent. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
No, I don't think so. However, I've been expecting this for some time. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:35 | |
-Why do you say that? -One can only do so much. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
I suggest you pile him into his car and get him away for a week or two. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:44 | |
-I'm only the judge's secretary, not his wife. -If that ring means anything, you soon will be. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:51 | |
-Fred can't possibly go away now. -Why? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
With the election a few days off, the speech tomorrow... | 0:24:54 | 0:24:59 | |
Well, Barbara, you've always had your own way. I suppose you will now. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:04 | |
That's not fair, Matt. Nobody can stop Fred. Nobody can push him on. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
-I'm the last one who wants to see him hurt or sick. You believe that, don't you? -Of course. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:16 | |
-I'll bring him to your office first thing. -No, that wouldn't do at all. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:21 | |
Not all people accept psychiatry as a normal branch of medicine. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:26 | |
The general impression is that a man who needs a psychiatrist must be crazy. Ridiculous, but there you are. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:34 | |
-Some people are reluctant to vote for lunatics! -I hadn't noticed! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
It'd be better if I came here. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
-Bye, Barbara. -Goodbye, Matt. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
-Albert! -Yes, Miss Barbara? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
-I'm going home. If the judge wakens during the night, please call me. -Yes, Miss Barbara. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:57 | |
CLOCK CHIMES | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
ALBERT WHISTLES A SOFT TUNE | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Judge! | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Sir, your appointment's for 9 sharp. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Judge! Your Honour! | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
I hated to wake you, sir. You were sleeping so peacefully. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:39 | |
He did it! | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
-I got one! -One what, sir? | 0:26:57 | 0:27:02 | |
-You got one too. -I hope so, sir. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
I can feel myself. I'm solid! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
-Solid, like I used to be. -Are you quite all right, sir? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:26 | |
All right? Sure I'm all right. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
Nick... Where's Nick? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
Hey, Nick! Nick, where are you? | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
Nick! | 0:27:35 | 0:27:36 | |
Did Nick sleep here too? | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
-I'm afraid I don't follow you, sir. -You'd better not. I don't like being followed. Who are you, anyway? | 0:27:42 | 0:27:49 | |
-Really, sir...! -Are you gonna tell me or do I slap it out? -I'm Albert, your man, sir. Your bath is ready. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:55 | |
I don't need one. They cleaned me up when they laid me out. His duds? | 0:27:55 | 0:28:00 | |
-I beg your pardon? -His duds - rags, clothes. -Whose, sir? -The judge's! | 0:28:00 | 0:28:06 | |
I've got to get to St Louis quick. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
What am I, a judge or an undertaker? Nothing with fancy stripes? | 0:28:09 | 0:28:14 | |
-Fancy stripes?! -Never mind. I'll wear one of these. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:19 | |
Right, you double-crosser. I'm coming for you. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:26 | |
Here you are, sir. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
-What are you gonna do? -Help you into them, sir. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:37 | |
-Scram! -But, sir... -Scram! -Yes, sir. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
Hello, Miss Barbara. This is Albert. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:51 | |
I don't wish to alarm you, but the judge is definitely not himself this morning. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:58 | |
I'm terribly worried about it. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
..Oh, that'll be splendid. And do hurry, please. ..Thank you. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:06 | |
-Hey, you! -DOOR OPENS | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
-You! -Yes, sir. -Get me a ticket on the next plane to St Louis. -But... | 0:29:14 | 0:29:19 | |
-You work here, do you? -For years. -Get it. -But your appointment, sir... | 0:29:19 | 0:29:24 | |
I've got an appointment in St Louis which comes first. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:29 | |
But plane reservations are hard to get, especially on such short notice. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:34 | |
OK. Then call the airport and get me a plane all to myself. ..Come on! | 0:29:34 | 0:29:39 | |
Hey, I'll need some dough. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
-Is there any around? -In the usual place, sir. -No double talk. Where's the dough? -In the safe, sir. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:50 | |
-I don't see no safe. -If I seem to be baffled... | 0:29:50 | 0:29:55 | |
-Shut up and do as I say! Where's the strongbox? -Behind the picture, sir. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:59 | |
-There's a flock of pictures! -The one with the boat, sir. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:05 | |
The button, sir. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:12 | |
Got any sandpaper? | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
Have you forgotten the combination? | 0:30:35 | 0:30:39 | |
I don't need no combination. This is duck soup. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:44 | |
CLICK | 0:30:44 | 0:30:47 | |
-Please, sir... -Hey, where's the nearest hock shop? | 0:31:21 | 0:31:26 | |
You can't possibly leave town today, sir. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:30 | |
Hello, Eddie. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
How'd you get here? | 0:31:59 | 0:32:02 | |
-I never explain my actions. -Explain to me. I don't like no surprises. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:07 | |
I'll have more surprises for you if you try to run out on me again. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
I ain't running out, just hopping over to take care of that rat. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:17 | |
That rat can wait. Parker comes first. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:21 | |
Besides, being up so high makes me uncomfortable. I'm much happier down below. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:27 | |
Scared, huh? | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
I abhor altitudes. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
CLANKING AND WHIRRING | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
-What's that? -Engine trouble, sir. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:38 | |
We'll have to go back to the field. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
What a strange coincidence(!) | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
Wipe that smile off your mug. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:47 | |
I apologise most humbly. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
-Are you sure he said St Louis? -Yes, Miss Barbara. | 0:32:55 | 0:33:00 | |
St Louis. St Louis! I can't imagine what could take him there, | 0:33:00 | 0:33:04 | |
at a time like this, with a thousand things to do. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:09 | |
-You should have done something, Albert - stopped him. -I tried to, but he pushed me and left. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:16 | |
Ridiculous! The judge is gentility itself. He never pushed anybody. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:21 | |
He never did any of the things he did this morning. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:25 | |
From wakening, he acted peculiarly. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
Go on. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
When I went to help him dress, he told me to scram. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:35 | |
-The judge said scram?! -That was the very word he used, Miss Barbara. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:41 | |
You're certain YOU weren't having hallucinations, Albert? | 0:33:41 | 0:33:46 | |
I only wish that were true. It's been most disturbing. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:51 | |
-I wasn't able to call Dr Higgins. -I'll call him now. -Yes, Miss. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:57 | |
Hello. Dr Higgins, please. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
-This is Barbara Foster. ..Not a word to anybody, Albert. -Heavens, no. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:12 | |
Hello, Matt? I missed Fred. ..No, he isn't here. He took a plane for St Louis. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:18 | |
That's extraordinary. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:21 | |
..Well, don't be unduly alarmed. It may be only a passing aberration. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:25 | |
We'll see when he gets back. Let me know the moment he arrives. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:30 | |
And let me warn you, Barbara - no matter how strangely he acts, don't antagonise him. Humour him. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:37 | |
We're dealing with someone who's ill - perhaps very ill. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:42 | |
-You understand, don't you, Barbara? The important thing is patience. -I understand, Matt. Goodbye. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:49 | |
Well, Albert, we must be very patient with him. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:56 | |
We will, Miss Barbara. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
BUZZER | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
Remember, now - not a word to a soul. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:07 | |
BUZZER | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
-Your Honour! Did you, er...miss your plane? -Yeah. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:22 | |
Albert, who is it? | 0:35:22 | 0:35:26 | |
-The judge is back, Miss. -Darling! | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
Oh, darling, I was so worried about you! | 0:35:32 | 0:35:36 | |
Who's the dame? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
Your fiancee. The girlfriend... or rather the judge's. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:46 | |
-Go ahead, Eddie - make the most of it. She's all yours. -Hey! | 0:35:46 | 0:35:51 | |
This is OK! | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
-It ain't only a trigger I can squeeze! -Darling! You've never talked like that before. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:04 | |
-Why are you staring at me? -Just sizing you up. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:08 | |
Not bad. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
Plenty of curves, and all in the right places. Come here, babe! | 0:36:11 | 0:36:16 | |
-Please, darling! -Don't be afraid of me. How about stepping out tonight? | 0:36:16 | 0:36:22 | |
It's been a long time. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
Please, Fred! | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
-Fred?! -You're Fred. -Oh, that's the judge's handle? -Mm-hm. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:32 | |
-Who are you talking to, dear? -Nick. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
Oh! Nick(!) | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
-Beat it! Scram! -Yes, sir. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
-You never talk to Albert... -There's gonna be lots of things you ain't never seen the judge do! | 0:36:46 | 0:36:53 | |
-Better get used to it. -Yes, dear. I'll try. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:57 | |
-Please, Fred, you're hurting me! -Playing hard to get? | 0:36:57 | 0:37:01 | |
-What's so funny? -Sorry, Eddie, sorry. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:06 | |
-What's your name? -Oh, really, Fred! -What's your name? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:11 | |
-You certainly know my name. -I wouldn't ask if I knowed. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:15 | |
-I'll call you Rosie. -Rosie?! -Yeah. A little number I used to run around with, built just like you. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:22 | |
Come on. Come on, relax! | 0:37:22 | 0:37:26 | |
-I ain't such a bad guy. -Stop it, Fred. -Who are you yelling at? -You... | 0:37:26 | 0:37:32 | |
-I'm sorry. -OK. -We'll be late. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:40 | |
-I've got lots of time. -You're due at the auditorium to deliver your speech. -Come again? | 0:37:40 | 0:37:47 | |
-Your speech, dear. It's getting late. -I do all my speeching with my rod. -I want you to make the speech. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:54 | |
I'll be behind you, whispering in your ear. It's all part of the plan. | 0:37:54 | 0:38:00 | |
I think you're planning too much. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
-On second thoughts, dear, maybe it would be best to postpone it. -Best? | 0:38:02 | 0:38:07 | |
If I gotta make a speech, I'll make it. It'll smell, but it's OK. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:12 | |
-Perhaps you'd better take a few days' rest. I'll call the campaign committee and explain. -What's wrong? | 0:38:12 | 0:38:19 | |
-Think I can't do it? -I know you can, only... -Only what? I can do anything I put my mind on. -Of course. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:26 | |
-Where do we go? -The auditorium. -Come on. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:30 | |
We'll give it to 'em good! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
Come on, Nick. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
-Just who is Nick? -A con man I've tied in with. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:41 | |
Boy, we ain't been forgot by Lady Luck like I thought! | 0:38:44 | 0:38:49 | |
"Judge Parker collapsed on bench." Now, ain't that just too bad(?) | 0:38:49 | 0:38:54 | |
Listen to this editorial. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
"Dare we leave the helm of our ship in the hands of a man whose physical condition is in question, | 0:38:56 | 0:39:03 | |
"in this stormy period in our state?" Certainly not. And as patriotic citizens we gotta do something. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:10 | |
Now, back in St Louis... We do it better here. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:15 | |
We've got to see that the judge STAYS sick, or that he even gets worse. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:21 | |
Sure, boss. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:23 | |
Now we've got to deliver the KO. Yeah. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:27 | |
Only to protect the people, mind you. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:30 | |
With our boy, people can go about their business without worry. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:34 | |
Without worry. That's right. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:38 | |
He's speaking at the auditorium at two. That gives you plenty of time. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:43 | |
One more cave-in like yesterday and our boy gets the governor's chair. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:48 | |
PHONE RINGS Wait a minute. ..Hello? | 0:39:48 | 0:39:52 | |
Hello, sweetheart. ..It's my wife. Go ahead. And I want to hear that the judge has taken a turn for the worse. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:59 | |
We'll bring back his teeth. Come on. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:02 | |
Hey! Imagine me running for governor! | 0:40:06 | 0:40:10 | |
Darling, you're too modest. Come on, let's go on the stage. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:15 | |
Wait a minute! I wanna case the joint first. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
Hey, look at that turnout! | 0:40:24 | 0:40:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
What are you going backwards for? Stick close. You're giving me the words, remember! | 0:40:40 | 0:40:46 | |
Oh! There is His Honour now! Excuse me. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:50 | |
-Hey, where do I...? -Please, darling. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
-Well, Your Honour, we're all ready to start. -Where's Nick? -They're waiting. -Let 'em wait! | 0:40:53 | 0:40:59 | |
Hey, where did he go? | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
-Is someone with His Honour? I'm sure we could find him a seat. -Oh, fine. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:07 | |
Please, darling, everyone's waiting. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
-I need Nick to help me with the words. -You have the speech. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:14 | |
CHEERING | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
Glad to see you, Judge. We were getting a little worried about you. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:29 | |
Children, you're all ready? Now it's time - go ahead. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:37 | |
Your Honour. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
Stand up, dear. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:46 | |
Your Honour, on behalf of all the boys and girls and members of the Parker clubs | 0:41:48 | 0:41:55 | |
and in gratitude for all you have done for them... | 0:41:55 | 0:41:59 | |
regardless of who they are... (And where they come from.) | 0:41:59 | 0:42:05 | |
and where they come from, we want to present you with... | 0:42:05 | 0:42:10 | |
I lost it. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
CHILDREN ALL CHATTER There it is! | 0:42:20 | 0:42:24 | |
Gee! | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
..this watch. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
-Thank the children, darling. -Thanks, kids. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
You're welcome, Your Honour. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:44 | |
Fellow Americans, as the campaign for governor of this great state goes into its final phase, | 0:42:59 | 0:43:06 | |
it is an honour to speak on behalf of the candidate for the Citizens' Better Government Committee, | 0:43:06 | 0:43:13 | |
Judge Frederick Parker. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
The whole country knows of the famous Parker Youth Foundation created by our candidate ten years ago. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:32 | |
This one organisation has reduced juvenile crimes 97% | 0:43:32 | 0:43:38 | |
since it was founded. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:41 | |
Judge Parker is a man who understands that juvenile delinquency is not a matter of bad boys and good boys, | 0:43:49 | 0:43:58 | |
but rather a matter of bad conditions and good conditions. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:03 | |
Revered and loved by his friends, respected and feared by his enemies, | 0:44:03 | 0:44:08 | |
he is a man of countless virtues. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:12 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, as we have just seen, one of Judge Parker's numerous virtues is his modesty. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:23 | |
-What's the idea of letting me down? -I'm not letting you down. Far from it. -What about this? | 0:44:23 | 0:44:29 | |
-Throw it away. Go out there and tell them off. -What'll I say? | 0:44:29 | 0:44:34 | |
I don't have to tell YOU that. These people sent you to prison. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:39 | |
Your enemies, the law and order brigade, hate you. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:44 | |
Now's your chance to tell them what you think of them. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:48 | |
-You're not afraid. -I ain't afraid of nothing. -Then go out and give it to them. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:54 | |
-Call them by their right names. -Yeah. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:57 | |
It is my privilege to introduce the next governor of this great state, Judge Frederick Parker. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:05 | |
CHEERING | 0:45:05 | 0:45:08 | |
Listen... | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
all of you! I'm gonna tell you a few things. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:50 | |
Hey, you! | 0:46:00 | 0:46:01 | |
Jujitsu! | 0:46:08 | 0:46:09 | |
Oh, no, you can't! | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
-Stop it, Eddie. They're your friends. -You're crazy! | 0:46:30 | 0:46:34 | |
-See that? -Take it, Eddie, take it. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
-It's not you they're after, it's the judge. -But I'M getting the punches! | 0:46:47 | 0:46:52 | |
-You're making a hero of the judge. -Want them to make mincemeat of ME? | 0:46:52 | 0:46:58 | |
Idiot! | 0:47:02 | 0:47:04 | |
SIRENS WAIL Beat it! | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
Get out of here! Get going! | 0:47:07 | 0:47:10 | |
No, I won't need that now, Mr Kramer, thank you. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:15 | |
Are you hurt very much, Your Honour? | 0:47:15 | 0:47:18 | |
-No! -Are you sure you're all right, dear? Are you able to walk? -Sure. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:23 | |
Judge Your Honour, you're a champ! | 0:47:23 | 0:47:25 | |
- May I kiss you? - The judge don't want girls' kisses! | 0:47:25 | 0:47:30 | |
You go right ahead, dear, if you want to. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:34 | |
Come on, babe. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:47 | |
-Hey, where's Nick? -Oh, never mind Nick now, dear, please. -He was... | 0:47:49 | 0:47:55 | |
-Albert, get me some antiseptic and bandages, quickly. -Yes, Miss. -Darling, you were magnificent. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:09 | |
But you weren't cut out for that. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
-Do you know somebody who could have done it better? -No, dear. But I'm afraid you'll be ill. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:18 | |
-I ain't never been sick in my life. -But, Fred... -I'm glad Nick ain't here! -Darling! What's come over you? | 0:48:18 | 0:48:25 | |
What's this? Hey, take that junk out of here. And get me a drink. | 0:48:25 | 0:48:31 | |
-Mineral water, sir? -I said a drink - bourbon. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:36 | |
-But, Fred, you don't drink! -Just watch me! And some cigars. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:40 | |
-But Fred, you can't smoke or drink - you know that. -Are you kidding? | 0:48:40 | 0:48:45 | |
What are you standing there for? Get! | 0:48:45 | 0:48:49 | |
-Darling, please. You'll only make yourself ill. -Stop worrying, Rosie! -Fred! | 0:48:49 | 0:48:55 | |
Hey, how about some smooching, eh? | 0:48:55 | 0:48:58 | |
Darling! You HAVE changed! | 0:48:58 | 0:49:02 | |
Oh! | 0:49:02 | 0:49:05 | |
-Want a shot? -I wish you wouldn't, dear. You've had enough excitement. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:29 | |
I ain't started yet! ..Take a powder. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:33 | |
Take a powder, sir?! | 0:49:33 | 0:49:37 | |
Oh, you mean scram? | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
-Here's luck, Rosie! -Be careful, dear. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:45 | |
I can do this all day. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:48 | |
That's funny! I never choked on this before. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:14 | |
What kind of a body did that louse slip me anyhow? | 0:50:33 | 0:50:38 | |
-I'd better help Albert put you to bed. -Hey, I ain't sleepy. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:43 | |
-You feel good! -I've got to get home, dear. -Home? | 0:50:44 | 0:50:49 | |
-Don't you live here? -You know perfectly well I don't live here! | 0:50:49 | 0:50:54 | |
The judge must be screwy or something. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:58 | |
-You ain't going home, Rosie! -I AM going home! The sooner the better. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:03 | |
-Wait a minute! Hey! -Darling! | 0:51:03 | 0:51:06 | |
-Oh, Fred, I told you! -That's all right. I'm all right. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:11 | |
You don't have to worry about me! I'm... | 0:51:11 | 0:51:15 | |
nothing in my way! | 0:51:15 | 0:51:17 | |
I'll be fine. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
-Oh! -Miss Barbara, what happened? | 0:51:21 | 0:51:25 | |
His Honour just passed out. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:28 | |
Taxi! | 0:51:35 | 0:51:36 | |
Hey! What's the idea? | 0:51:53 | 0:51:55 | |
Get back in your cab. Don't get excited. | 0:51:55 | 0:52:00 | |
-Come on. -No, Eddie, let's take this one. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:04 | |
-Criminal Court, please. -Yes, ma'am. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:10 | |
I have the sworn affidavits from those witnesses in Chicago. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:22 | |
-What witnesses? What's this about? -Your pal has opened a couple of nightspots in Chicago. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:28 | |
-You mean Smiley? -Who's Smiley? I don't see his name in the documents. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:34 | |
When I'm finished, his name will be on a tombstone! | 0:52:34 | 0:52:37 | |
-What has he to do with the Bentley trial? -I don't know Bentley... -The Bentley trial! | 0:52:37 | 0:52:43 | |
The case you're hearing today! | 0:52:43 | 0:52:46 | |
I'll be there. This gives you another go at Parker. | 0:52:46 | 0:52:50 | |
-Make sure you don't bungle it this time. -I know all about trials! So do you, Bub. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:56 | |
-Are you talking to the cab driver? -Eyes front! Do you want us to get killed? -Sorry, Your Honour. | 0:52:56 | 0:53:04 | |
-I was talking to Dr Higgins, he said that... -Listen, Rosie, I'm handling it MY way. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:10 | |
First comes Bentley, then that St Louis... | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
-two-faced, double-crossing... -Really! | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
I'll show you a few tricks - tricks you never even dreamed of. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:21 | |
I'll go through with the trial, then we shoot out to St Louis. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:28 | |
What will we do there, dear? | 0:53:28 | 0:53:30 | |
Not you. Just us. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:33 | |
Not me? Just "us"? | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
You frighten me when you talk like this. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:40 | |
This is between me and Smiley. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:42 | |
We're going south together. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:45 | |
On a vacation? | 0:53:45 | 0:53:48 | |
To Florida? | 0:53:48 | 0:53:50 | |
Further south... where it's a hundred times hotter! | 0:53:50 | 0:53:54 | |
Boss, they was His Honour's own words! | 0:54:03 | 0:54:06 | |
He said he was going to St Louis to get Smiley. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:10 | |
That's dangerous talk for a judge to make. ..Sure you heard right? | 0:54:10 | 0:54:15 | |
Positive? | 0:54:15 | 0:54:16 | |
Yeah. He called him a double-crossing back-stabber. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:20 | |
Nice work! | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
Boys, we're in. The Honourable Judge has put himself outta the running. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:28 | |
Your hunch was right. He not only LOOKS like Eddie, | 0:54:28 | 0:54:32 | |
he's the most two-timing candidate that ever ran for office. He's worse than OUR man! | 0:54:32 | 0:54:38 | |
Are you calling the judge? I'm calling Smiley. | 0:54:38 | 0:54:42 | |
This looks like what they'd put on a guy what's giving a necktie party. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:47 | |
-Tell me the rap on the Bentleys. -Attempted murder. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:51 | |
Mrs Bentley and her husband tried to kill her father to collect his insurance. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:57 | |
They pushed him in front of a subway train. He's alive, but somewhat mangled! | 0:54:57 | 0:55:03 | |
The entire country's shocked. They fail to see any beauty in it. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:08 | |
-What chance they got? -None. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:10 | |
They wouldn't have spent so much trying to "square" things. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:15 | |
-Did they try to get to Judge Parker? -Oh, no. They wouldn't do that. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:20 | |
They know it's impossible to fix Judge Parker. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:23 | |
But Eddie Kagle... | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
Who's spreading the dough? | 0:55:26 | 0:55:29 | |
-A man known as Big Harry. -What's his last name? | 0:55:29 | 0:55:34 | |
-I want to call him and have him come here before the trial. -He's too smart. | 0:55:34 | 0:55:40 | |
What'll I do? | 0:55:40 | 0:55:42 | |
You just dial Spring 74242. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:46 | |
I'll guide you. A little telepathic transmission. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:50 | |
Always showing off with them big words! | 0:55:50 | 0:55:54 | |
I used to dish out plenty of dough when I put in a fix. Now's my chance to get some back. | 0:55:54 | 0:56:00 | |
25 grand ain't enough to fix a rap like what this is. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:05 | |
-Why, it's... -Heinous. -It's heinous! | 0:56:05 | 0:56:09 | |
-The whole country is aroused by it. -It's aroused the whole country. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:14 | |
-As is the case of The People Versus Mitchell. -Like the case of The People Versus Mitchell. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:21 | |
-They got 30 years. -You don't want the Bentleys to do a 30-year hitch, do you? | 0:56:21 | 0:56:29 | |
No, Your Honour. Let me bring the Bentleys in. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:34 | |
So you can have witnessses for the fix, huh? | 0:56:34 | 0:56:38 | |
-No, Your Honour. I just want you to see them and have them say a word in their own... -Wait! | 0:56:38 | 0:56:45 | |
Put the moolah on the desk first. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:49 | |
Your Honour, this is Mr and Mrs Bentley. This whole affair was the result of a misunderstanding. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:17 | |
< This fine, upstanding citizen... and this frail, law-abiding little lady... | 0:57:17 | 0:57:23 | |
were simply victims of circumstance. As a result of which, Mrs Bentley | 0:57:23 | 0:57:28 | |
has been under the constant care of her physician. She's lost weight, | 0:57:28 | 0:57:34 | |
-she's been unable to... -Rosie! | 0:57:34 | 0:57:37 | |
Rosie Morgan! | 0:57:44 | 0:57:46 | |
It can't be! You was bumped! | 0:57:49 | 0:57:52 | |
-You was bumped! -You didn't wait long to get hooked up with him, did you? | 0:57:52 | 0:57:57 | |
-Your Honour! -Shut up! -Easy, Eddie! -You shut up, too! | 0:57:57 | 0:58:02 | |
-All them trips to Kansas City to see your poor old mother! And you... -Your Honour!! | 0:58:02 | 0:58:08 | |
So this was your mother, huh? | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
Playing around with him all the time! | 0:58:10 | 0:58:14 | |
I got you now. Wait till the trial starts. | 0:58:14 | 0:58:18 | |
-I'll put you and him away for keeps. -SHE SCREAMS | 0:58:18 | 0:58:21 | |
Your Honour, the court is ready. | 0:58:21 | 0:58:24 | |
-Here! You can't fix this rap, not for all the dough in the country! -They tried to bribe YOU?! | 0:58:24 | 0:58:30 | |
-Imagine! -Wait till I tell the Press. You're a synch to sit in the Governor's chair. | 0:58:30 | 0:58:37 | |
-Hey, don't you never say "chair" to me! -Sorry, Your Honour. | 0:58:37 | 0:58:42 | |
You fool! | 0:58:42 | 0:58:44 | |
You unmitigated, abysmal fool. | 0:58:44 | 0:58:47 | |
If you had a body, I'd tear it apart. | 0:58:51 | 0:58:55 | |
Good thing you can do that trick! | 0:58:57 | 0:59:00 | |
He's gotten worse. He's somebody I don't know any more. What's happened to Fred? | 0:59:03 | 0:59:09 | |
It isn't as simple as diagnosing a case of measles. | 0:59:11 | 0:59:15 | |
No, thank you. | 0:59:16 | 0:59:18 | |
Could be a throwback to his formative years, the boyhood years. | 0:59:18 | 0:59:23 | |
But what caused it? | 0:59:23 | 0:59:25 | |
-Fear, probably. -Of what? | 0:59:25 | 0:59:29 | |
Perhaps the high office he's running for. Afraid of the responsibilities it might mean. | 0:59:31 | 0:59:37 | |
Afraid of loving a woman like you. | 0:59:38 | 0:59:41 | |
-A woman like me?! -Yes. Barbara, I think Fred should withdraw from the campaign. | 0:59:41 | 0:59:47 | |
-Are you serious? -Deadly serious. | 0:59:47 | 0:59:50 | |
-But he's as good as elected right now. -I know. | 0:59:50 | 0:59:54 | |
He'll be all right. He's GOT to be. He's GOT to be governor! | 0:59:54 | 0:59:59 | |
-Judge's secretary to governor's wife. Not bad. -Why, Matt! I... | 0:59:59 | 1:00:05 | |
Barbara... | 1:00:07 | 1:00:08 | |
we've been friends for a long time. You're lovely. You're also ambitious. | 1:00:08 | 1:00:14 | |
Yes, Matt. I am. | 1:00:14 | 1:00:17 | |
I don't know much about neurotic conditions, | 1:00:17 | 1:00:21 | |
but I DO know that Freddy MUST do what he's doing. | 1:00:21 | 1:00:24 | |
Psychiatry won't give a lot of poor kids a chance to grow up like decent human beings. Fred Parker WILL. | 1:00:24 | 1:00:32 | |
It won't wipe out the vicious elements in this world, but Governor Parker's influence will. | 1:00:32 | 1:00:38 | |
-And I'm going to help him do it. -I'm sorry, Barbara. | 1:00:38 | 1:00:43 | |
Guess I was mistaken. Forgive me? | 1:00:43 | 1:00:46 | |
I'm sorry, too. Sorry that a man like Fred has to pay for this with his health. But... | 1:00:46 | 1:00:53 | |
It may work out. His condition may pass as quickly as it came. | 1:00:54 | 1:01:00 | |
But he must be handled with patience and understanding. It will be difficult for you. | 1:01:00 | 1:01:06 | |
-Nothing's difficult where Fred's concerned. -Getting him away for a short while would help. -I'll try. | 1:01:06 | 1:01:13 | |
Good. | 1:01:13 | 1:01:14 | |
Still friends? | 1:01:14 | 1:01:17 | |
Of course. | 1:01:17 | 1:01:19 | |
Always. Goodbye, Matt. | 1:01:19 | 1:01:22 | |
'Lovely, isn't she? | 1:01:33 | 1:01:35 | |
-'Go ahead, Eddie. Make the most of it. She's all yours. -Oh, yeah? | 1:01:35 | 1:01:40 | |
'Nah! | 1:01:41 | 1:01:43 | |
'This dame ain't like Rosie.' | 1:01:43 | 1:01:46 | |
Why I sent for you so sudden is this, Smiley - | 1:01:47 | 1:01:51 | |
you been negotiating to operate in the east, which is OK with me, on certain conditions, of course. | 1:01:51 | 1:01:58 | |
I got conditions, too. | 1:01:58 | 1:02:01 | |
< We won't argue about percentages. | 1:02:01 | 1:02:03 | |
Thre's only one question - Eddie Kagle. | 1:02:03 | 1:02:07 | |
What about him? | 1:02:07 | 1:02:10 | |
Well, now that he's free again... Haven't you heard? | 1:02:10 | 1:02:14 | |
Eddie ain't around any more. He ain't? | 1:02:14 | 1:02:17 | |
He was bumped off. | 1:02:17 | 1:02:21 | |
Well, what do you know? It means YOU'RE top dog now. | 1:02:22 | 1:02:27 | |
Nobody else! And you're operating alone? | 1:02:27 | 1:02:31 | |
You're learning fast(!) | 1:02:31 | 1:02:34 | |
You wouldn't be holding out any important information? Such as? | 1:02:34 | 1:02:39 | |
Silent partners. Someone way up in political circles who's maybe getting a cut? | 1:02:39 | 1:02:46 | |
I operate strictly alone. | 1:02:46 | 1:02:49 | |
We heard different. | 1:02:49 | 1:02:51 | |
We heard it straight, Smiley. | 1:02:51 | 1:02:54 | |
You're hearing it straight from ME. | 1:02:54 | 1:02:57 | |
Yours truly. Smiley Williams. | 1:02:57 | 1:03:00 | |
All right. | 1:03:00 | 1:03:02 | |
If you say so. | 1:03:02 | 1:03:05 | |
After all, if you ain't telling us the truth, somebody will get hurt. | 1:03:05 | 1:03:10 | |
It's the other guy that gets hurt. Not me. | 1:03:10 | 1:03:14 | |
Send him to the judge's house. | 1:03:14 | 1:03:18 | |
-Just get them together. -I just had a thought. There's a guy you gotta see. | 1:03:18 | 1:03:24 | |
< If he okays you, fine. Is he the juice? | 1:03:24 | 1:03:28 | |
Yeah. I'll give you his name and address. | 1:03:28 | 1:03:32 | |
< Better call on him right away. | 1:03:32 | 1:03:35 | |
If he's not at home... | 1:03:35 | 1:03:38 | |
..wait for him. | 1:03:39 | 1:03:41 | |
"Judge"?! | 1:03:43 | 1:03:44 | |
A judge, eh? Frederick Parker. | 1:03:46 | 1:03:48 | |
Better get over there. Is he the juice? | 1:03:48 | 1:03:52 | |
Running for governor, too. Surprised? | 1:03:52 | 1:03:55 | |
Yeah. I thought you would be. | 1:03:55 | 1:03:58 | |
Is he tough? You tell us. | 1:03:58 | 1:04:01 | |
Bye, Smiley. So long. | 1:04:01 | 1:04:04 | |
My children, my children, you'd be lost without me. | 1:04:08 | 1:04:12 | |
The governor's mansion is all right. This is where we'll REALLY live. | 1:04:20 | 1:04:25 | |
-Shall we go in? -In? | 1:04:26 | 1:04:29 | |
-Where? -In our house, silly! | 1:04:29 | 1:04:31 | |
Oh. ..Sure. | 1:04:31 | 1:04:34 | |
Can't you just see it? | 1:04:34 | 1:04:36 | |
Shining and beautiful! | 1:04:36 | 1:04:39 | |
Remember the fun we had planning all this? | 1:04:39 | 1:04:42 | |
Location... the rooms and the garden! | 1:04:42 | 1:04:45 | |
Come on. Let's go up. | 1:04:48 | 1:04:50 | |
Jump! | 1:04:58 | 1:04:59 | |
Now we're on our porch! | 1:04:59 | 1:05:02 | |
We'll spend a lot of time out here... | 1:05:02 | 1:05:05 | |
after dinner in the evenings when it's quiet. | 1:05:05 | 1:05:09 | |
Let's go inside. | 1:05:09 | 1:05:11 | |
-Wait! -What's the matter? | 1:05:11 | 1:05:14 | |
-We have to open the door. -Oh. | 1:05:14 | 1:05:17 | |
Come in, dear. ..Now, then... | 1:05:19 | 1:05:22 | |
Hey, you forgot to close the door. | 1:05:22 | 1:05:25 | |
When we're married, I insist that you carry me across the threshold. | 1:05:25 | 1:05:30 | |
When... | 1:05:30 | 1:05:32 | |
-When we get married, eh? -Don't say it so gloomily! | 1:05:32 | 1:05:37 | |
It won't be THAT bad! Now! | 1:05:37 | 1:05:40 | |
Over here's your study. Your private, sacred room. | 1:05:40 | 1:05:44 | |
There'll be pictures of the great men of law, literature and politics. | 1:05:44 | 1:05:49 | |
Your library... | 1:05:49 | 1:05:51 | |
-And a big lounging chair for you to read in. -Why would I want to read with YOU around? | 1:05:51 | 1:05:58 | |
Fred! That's the nicest thing you've said to me! | 1:05:58 | 1:06:02 | |
There are a lot of nice things I wanna say to you. | 1:06:02 | 1:06:07 | |
-Say them in there. That's the most important room in the house. -The kitchen? | 1:06:07 | 1:06:12 | |
No. The nursery. | 1:06:12 | 1:06:15 | |
You mean... | 1:06:21 | 1:06:23 | |
..you want to live here with me | 1:06:24 | 1:06:27 | |
and have kids? | 1:06:27 | 1:06:30 | |
-And sit on the porch? -Of course. | 1:06:30 | 1:06:33 | |
Look at me. | 1:06:38 | 1:06:40 | |
You mean, with ME? | 1:06:42 | 1:06:44 | |
The way I am? | 1:06:44 | 1:06:47 | |
What you see... | 1:06:47 | 1:06:49 | |
and how I talk? | 1:06:49 | 1:06:51 | |
I love you. | 1:06:51 | 1:06:54 | |
-You see no difference? -No difference that matters. | 1:06:56 | 1:07:01 | |
Imagine that. | 1:07:04 | 1:07:06 | |
I could have had all this... been all this... | 1:07:06 | 1:07:10 | |
People calling me Your Honour and smiling at me. Kids making a fuss over me... | 1:07:10 | 1:07:17 | |
and me not having to hide from somebody all the time. | 1:07:17 | 1:07:22 | |
And you... | 1:07:22 | 1:07:24 | |
-I could have had YOU. -But you ARE all that. You have me. | 1:07:24 | 1:07:28 | |
I... I ain't got nothing. | 1:07:31 | 1:07:33 | |
I ain't even got my soul. | 1:07:35 | 1:07:38 | |
Don't say those things. At least, not out here. | 1:07:38 | 1:07:42 | |
You promised today would be OUR day. You promised to forget about court and the election. | 1:07:42 | 1:07:48 | |
Please, darling. Let's just enjoy ourselves. | 1:07:52 | 1:07:56 | |
Perhaps you would prefer to come back tomorrow. His Honour is unavoidably detained. | 1:08:04 | 1:08:10 | |
I'll wait. < Yes, sir. | 1:08:10 | 1:08:14 | |
-You happy, darling? -Yeah. | 1:08:29 | 1:08:31 | |
-I'm scared, too. -Of what? | 1:08:31 | 1:08:34 | |
I dunno. I never been scared of nothin' in all my life. | 1:08:34 | 1:08:39 | |
-Dr Higgins said... -Ain't nothing a doctor knows about. | 1:08:39 | 1:08:44 | |
Something I can't figure out myself. | 1:08:44 | 1:08:46 | |
Maybe it's cos I found something I never had before, something I want to hold on to. | 1:08:46 | 1:08:53 | |
A place like this... | 1:08:53 | 1:08:55 | |
and a feeling of quiet inside me. | 1:08:55 | 1:08:58 | |
A new slant on things. | 1:09:00 | 1:09:02 | |
-I'm talking screwy! -No, you're not. It makes me so happy to hear you talk like that. | 1:09:06 | 1:09:12 | |
Happy? | 1:09:12 | 1:09:13 | |
That I'm beginning to find you again. | 1:09:13 | 1:09:16 | |
Honey, I'm all mixed up. I... | 1:09:29 | 1:09:32 | |
You see, I...I made a deal. | 1:09:40 | 1:09:43 | |
How could I know that I'd meet up with you? | 1:09:43 | 1:09:48 | |
I'd rather cut my arm off than hurt you. | 1:09:52 | 1:09:55 | |
I gotta puzzle it out... | 1:10:08 | 1:10:10 | |
just for a couple of minutes... | 1:10:10 | 1:10:13 | |
-myself. -It's all right, darling. | 1:10:13 | 1:10:16 | |
That was a very touching scene. | 1:11:05 | 1:11:07 | |
What are you gumshoeing around for? | 1:11:08 | 1:11:11 | |
I have some nice news for you. | 1:11:11 | 1:11:14 | |
-Remember I promised that if you'd help me get Judge Parker, I'd help you get Smiley? -Mm. | 1:11:14 | 1:11:20 | |
-I keep my word, even though some others don't. -I did all you asked. | 1:11:20 | 1:11:25 | |
Instead of ruining Judge Parker, you made him more popular! | 1:11:25 | 1:11:30 | |
The fight in the auditorium, refusing the bribe... | 1:11:30 | 1:11:34 | |
now this fantastic billing and cooing(!) | 1:11:34 | 1:11:37 | |
A guy can change, can't he? | 1:11:37 | 1:11:40 | |
Not you, Eddie. | 1:11:40 | 1:11:43 | |
It's too late for that. Besides, a halo isn't your particular dish. | 1:11:43 | 1:11:48 | |
However, what I came to say is this - | 1:11:48 | 1:11:51 | |
Smiley is in town. | 1:11:51 | 1:11:54 | |
What's he doing here? | 1:11:56 | 1:11:59 | |
He's come to extend his cafe business. He's going to open up this city - with your money. | 1:11:59 | 1:12:06 | |
Money you went to jail for. | 1:12:06 | 1:12:08 | |
The money he killed you for. | 1:12:08 | 1:12:11 | |
I don't know. | 1:12:24 | 1:12:26 | |
Getting the rat don't seem important no more. | 1:12:28 | 1:12:31 | |
Oh, really, Eddie, you're going soft. You're getting yellow. | 1:12:32 | 1:12:37 | |
Don't you never say that to me. | 1:12:37 | 1:12:40 | |
-Then prove I'm wrong by carrying out your end of the bargain. -But I... | 1:12:40 | 1:12:45 | |
I can't leave Rosie. | 1:12:46 | 1:12:49 | |
I mean, Barbara. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:52 | |
Smiley in town is not only a threat to you, but to Barbara, too. | 1:12:52 | 1:12:57 | |
You mean...? | 1:12:59 | 1:13:01 | |
You mean the girl is in danger with Smiley here? | 1:13:01 | 1:13:05 | |
Figure it out. When he sees you, if you don't get him, HE'LL get YOU. | 1:13:05 | 1:13:11 | |
Like he did before. With a smile on his face. | 1:13:11 | 1:13:16 | |
And you know what that would mean to Judge Parker. | 1:13:16 | 1:13:20 | |
To his body. And where would that leave Barbara? | 1:13:20 | 1:13:24 | |
So, you see, either way... | 1:13:24 | 1:13:27 | |
for her sake... | 1:13:27 | 1:13:30 | |
for the sake of any little children she may have... you've got to KILL him. | 1:13:30 | 1:13:36 | |
You got a way of putting things that makes sense. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:40 | |
Inside me, I know that I shouldn't follow your advice, but it's like you say... | 1:13:40 | 1:13:46 | |
I'd only be doing Barbara a favour. | 1:13:46 | 1:13:49 | |
Protecting her... | 1:13:50 | 1:13:52 | |
and her kids. | 1:13:52 | 1:13:55 | |
OUR kids, might have been. | 1:13:55 | 1:13:58 | |
Now you're beginning to see straight. | 1:13:58 | 1:14:02 | |
And think clearly. | 1:14:02 | 1:14:04 | |
Shall we go? | 1:14:04 | 1:14:07 | |
I gotta tell Barbara first. | 1:14:09 | 1:14:12 | |
Honey, I gotta tell you something. Something very important. I gotta use your car. | 1:14:17 | 1:14:24 | |
My car? | 1:14:24 | 1:14:26 | |
-I guess it's all right, dear, if you want to. -Thanks. | 1:14:29 | 1:14:33 | |
I won't be long. | 1:14:35 | 1:14:38 | |
Look, honey... | 1:14:41 | 1:14:43 | |
Straighten me out on something. | 1:14:44 | 1:14:47 | |
-I'll try. -If we was already married and living in this house... | 1:14:47 | 1:14:52 | |
and had kids... | 1:14:52 | 1:14:54 | |
and one day, a big rat came out of his hole and went for the kids' throats, what would you do? | 1:14:54 | 1:15:02 | |
-There'd be nothing to do but destroy it. -You mean, kill it? | 1:15:02 | 1:15:07 | |
Well...yes. | 1:15:09 | 1:15:11 | |
Thanks. | 1:15:11 | 1:15:13 | |
Thanks for straightening me out. | 1:15:13 | 1:15:16 | |
Wait! | 1:15:25 | 1:15:27 | |
"Kill"! | 1:15:32 | 1:15:34 | |
KILL! | 1:15:35 | 1:15:36 | |
What a beautiful day. | 1:15:49 | 1:15:51 | |
I couldn't ask for more delightful weather. | 1:15:53 | 1:15:56 | |
Take that grin off your face. | 1:15:56 | 1:15:59 | |
Please permit me the privilege of expressing my happier frame of mind with a few facial wrinkles! | 1:15:59 | 1:16:06 | |
Relieves the tension! | 1:16:06 | 1:16:08 | |
-Lucky I don't put some wrinkles on you that'll stay for keeps. -SIREN BLARES | 1:16:08 | 1:16:15 | |
What's the matter? I wasn't speeding. | 1:16:26 | 1:16:31 | |
I didn't say you was. Let me see your licence. | 1:16:31 | 1:16:35 | |
Must have left it in my other suit. | 1:16:38 | 1:16:40 | |
In this State, that ain't good. How about your owner's licence? | 1:16:40 | 1:16:45 | |
Tell them it's your fiancee's car. Tell them you borrowed it to go to a campaign meeting. | 1:16:45 | 1:16:52 | |
Don't you know me? Judge Parker. | 1:16:52 | 1:16:55 | |
I'm running for governor. I'm making a speech at a political shindig tonight. | 1:16:55 | 1:17:01 | |
This is my fiancee's car. I borrowed it. | 1:17:01 | 1:17:04 | |
-What's her name? -Barbara Foster. | 1:17:04 | 1:17:07 | |
That's interesting! A girl by that name phoned the police to report her car stolen. | 1:17:07 | 1:17:14 | |
The licence number of the car is identical to this one. | 1:17:14 | 1:17:19 | |
-You're making a mistake. -That's what they all say. Explain it down the station. | 1:17:21 | 1:17:27 | |
You know, this should convince you that I am the only friend you have. | 1:17:40 | 1:17:45 | |
-First, your pal Smiley double-crosses you, now this girl. -She had nothing to do with it! | 1:17:45 | 1:17:52 | |
-She knew you were out to kill, which meant you wouldn't be governor and she wouldn't be governor's wife! -No! | 1:17:52 | 1:17:59 | |
Mankind has been beset by women since Adam, and Barbara is the true offshoot of Eve! | 1:17:59 | 1:18:05 | |
-You're batty! -I am the only person you can trust. -No further than I can throw this building! | 1:18:05 | 1:18:12 | |
-Stop talking! -Now, listen! -STOP! | 1:18:12 | 1:18:15 | |
What's with you? Who are you talking to? | 1:18:15 | 1:18:20 | |
Nobody. I...eh... | 1:18:20 | 1:18:22 | |
I'm just rehearsing my speech. | 1:18:22 | 1:18:26 | |
Come into the other room. The owner of the car is here. | 1:18:26 | 1:18:30 | |
Barbara! | 1:18:32 | 1:18:34 | |
-Tell this copper who I am. -I beg your pardon? | 1:18:34 | 1:18:38 | |
-What's this? -Do you know this man? | 1:18:38 | 1:18:42 | |
I've never seen him before in my life. | 1:18:42 | 1:18:46 | |
Barbara, please. Don't do this to me. | 1:18:53 | 1:18:57 | |
-You have to file a complaint. -All right. -Wait! | 1:18:57 | 1:19:01 | |
Let me talk to you. Alone. Just for a few minutes. | 1:19:01 | 1:19:06 | |
This may mean everything to you. | 1:19:06 | 1:19:09 | |
To...to your future. | 1:19:09 | 1:19:11 | |
Please. | 1:19:11 | 1:19:13 | |
Barbara... | 1:19:20 | 1:19:21 | |
there are things I can't tell you cos you won't believe it. | 1:19:21 | 1:19:27 | |
But you gotta believe THIS. | 1:19:27 | 1:19:29 | |
For the first time I can remember, | 1:19:29 | 1:19:32 | |
I'm trying to do something for somebody else without caring what happens to me. I was changing. | 1:19:32 | 1:19:39 | |
You've done it. Don't spoil it now. | 1:19:39 | 1:19:43 | |
Don't let me down. | 1:19:43 | 1:19:46 | |
For your own sake. | 1:19:46 | 1:19:48 | |
For the sake of them kids... | 1:19:50 | 1:19:52 | |
who're gonna sleep in that nursery you were talking about. | 1:19:52 | 1:19:57 | |
Fred, you said something about making a deal. | 1:19:59 | 1:20:03 | |
All right, I want you to make a deal with me. | 1:20:03 | 1:20:08 | |
I'll get you out of here if you go with me to a minister | 1:20:08 | 1:20:12 | |
and marry me right now. | 1:20:12 | 1:20:15 | |
But I can't, I... | 1:20:15 | 1:20:17 | |
Take her up, Eddie, and you can finish what you started out to do. | 1:20:17 | 1:20:23 | |
All right. | 1:20:23 | 1:20:25 | |
I'll marry you. | 1:20:26 | 1:20:28 | |
-Nick, you're going in the wrong direction. -It's the right direction. | 1:20:41 | 1:20:46 | |
And he said in another place, "If anyone offend one of the weak who believe in me, it were better..." | 1:20:56 | 1:21:04 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 1:21:04 | 1:21:06 | |
Where did I leave off, Agatha? | 1:21:11 | 1:21:14 | |
"It were better." What were better? | 1:21:14 | 1:21:17 | |
"If anyone offend." "If anyone offend one of the weak who believe in me, it were better..." | 1:21:17 | 1:21:24 | |
-Well? -We wanna get married. | 1:21:24 | 1:21:27 | |
Why? | 1:21:27 | 1:21:29 | |
Too many people get married without asking themselves why. ..There's an idea. Make a note of it for a sermon. | 1:21:32 | 1:21:39 | |
Yes, dear. | 1:21:39 | 1:21:41 | |
My husband is preparing his sermon. Please, sit down. | 1:21:41 | 1:21:45 | |
"If anyone offend one of the weak who believe in me, it were better for him | 1:21:45 | 1:21:50 | |
"that a millstone were hung about his neck and he were cast into the sea." | 1:21:50 | 1:21:56 | |
"If thy hand offend thee, cut it off. It is better to enter life maimed than to go into the Gehenna | 1:21:56 | 1:22:03 | |
-"of inextinguishable fire." -You never said it better. | 1:22:03 | 1:22:07 | |
Expressions of approval should be confined to "Amen", please. | 1:22:07 | 1:22:12 | |
"For it is written that everyone shall be burned with fire and every victim salted with salt. | 1:22:12 | 1:22:19 | |
"When the devil speaks to you, heed him not, for his only desire is to lead you below. He is the evil one. | 1:22:19 | 1:22:26 | |
-"Watch for him. No matter what name he uses - Lucifer, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles..." -Hey! | 1:22:26 | 1:22:33 | |
I know him. | 1:22:34 | 1:22:37 | |
- Where was I, Agatha? - Mephistopheles. | 1:22:38 | 1:22:41 | |
Oh, yes. "Heed not Mephistopheles, lest you suffer eternal damnation. | 1:22:41 | 1:22:46 | |
"When he whispers in your ear, turn away your head and harken instead to the angel on your shoulder." | 1:22:46 | 1:22:53 | |
But if he ain't got no angel on his shoulder... | 1:22:53 | 1:22:58 | |
You have if you live right, son. Be good, do good. | 1:22:58 | 1:23:02 | |
The devil wields no power over a good man. | 1:23:02 | 1:23:06 | |
-Sit tight, honey, I'm coming right back. -Where are you going? | 1:23:08 | 1:23:13 | |
To tell off the devil. | 1:23:13 | 1:23:15 | |
Good for you, son. The altar's to your left as you enter the church. | 1:23:15 | 1:23:20 | |
-Well, Eddie? -I just come out to tell you something. | 1:23:24 | 1:23:29 | |
There's a smart operator in there, what knows all the answers. | 1:23:29 | 1:23:34 | |
-You don't say. -Mm-hm. He even knows who you are. | 1:23:34 | 1:23:38 | |
Do YOU know? | 1:23:38 | 1:23:41 | |
Yeah, Nick, I know. | 1:23:42 | 1:23:45 | |
I'll have to take you back, Eddie, you know too much. | 1:23:45 | 1:23:49 | |
The dope I got said you can't get the drop on a good man. | 1:23:49 | 1:23:55 | |
-That hardly covers you. -My record's clean, this trip. | 1:23:55 | 1:23:59 | |
I ain't done nothing wrong since you brought me back. | 1:23:59 | 1:24:04 | |
Well, Eddie, I've only the kindliest feelings towards you. | 1:24:06 | 1:24:10 | |
And to prove it, I want you to go right back in there. Marry Barbara. And my blessings on both of you. | 1:24:10 | 1:24:17 | |
We don't want no blessings from you. | 1:24:17 | 1:24:21 | |
I'm THROUGH with you. | 1:24:21 | 1:24:24 | |
Beezel-bub! | 1:24:29 | 1:24:31 | |
And is not to be entered into lightly, but reverently, | 1:24:37 | 1:24:42 | |
discreetly, advisedly, soberly and in the fear of God. | 1:24:42 | 1:24:47 | |
Unto this holy estate, these two persons come now to be joined. | 1:24:47 | 1:24:52 | |
If any man can show just cause why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak | 1:24:52 | 1:24:59 | |
or else hereafter forever hold his peace. | 1:24:59 | 1:25:02 | |
-I require and charge you both... -Wait a minute. -Please, dear. -You brought up something important. | 1:25:02 | 1:25:09 | |
Honey, I gotta speak now, like he says. | 1:25:10 | 1:25:14 | |
I can't marry you. | 1:25:14 | 1:25:17 | |
I'd be doin' wrong. | 1:25:17 | 1:25:20 | |
-And that's just what the devil is waiting for. -Oh, dear Lord! | 1:25:20 | 1:25:25 | |
Fred, you don't know how hard I've been trying to help you, but I can't go much further. | 1:25:27 | 1:25:34 | |
You're not only destroying yourself, you're destroying me. I can't stand it any longer. Please, go on! | 1:25:34 | 1:25:40 | |
Honey, I can't. My eyes have been opened. Marrying you is the worst thing I could do. | 1:25:40 | 1:25:47 | |
Which don't mean that you lost Fred Parker. You've found him again. | 1:25:47 | 1:25:53 | |
And you'll be proud of him. | 1:25:53 | 1:25:56 | |
Like you always was. | 1:25:56 | 1:25:59 | |
Honey, if I could only make you understand. | 1:26:02 | 1:26:05 | |
I think I DO understand, darling. | 1:26:22 | 1:26:25 | |
Come, I'll drive you home. | 1:26:27 | 1:26:30 | |
Please forgive us. | 1:26:34 | 1:26:37 | |
Eddie. | 1:26:49 | 1:26:50 | |
You have a visitor. | 1:26:50 | 1:26:53 | |
You might like to know that in his breast pocket, he's carrying the gun with which he snuffed you out. | 1:26:56 | 1:27:03 | |
He's been carrying it around ever since. It brings him luck, he says. | 1:27:03 | 1:27:08 | |
You can now repay that long-overdue debt with your own gun. | 1:27:08 | 1:27:13 | |
That's what's known as poetic justice. | 1:27:13 | 1:27:16 | |
'Heed not Mephistopheles, children, lest you suffer eternal damnation when he whispers in your ear. | 1:27:43 | 1:27:52 | |
'Turn away your head and harken instead to the angel on your shoulder.' | 1:27:52 | 1:27:58 | |
You're right, Mephipopolis | 1:28:16 | 1:28:19 | |
or Nick for short. | 1:28:19 | 1:28:21 | |
But I ain't never plugged no guy what's asleep. | 1:28:21 | 1:28:26 | |
I'll wake him first. | 1:28:26 | 1:28:28 | |
It's simpler this way. I made him drowsy to make it easier for you. | 1:28:28 | 1:28:33 | |
You make everything easy, don't you? | 1:28:35 | 1:28:37 | |
All right, have it your way. Wake him up. | 1:28:37 | 1:28:42 | |
It might be more amusing. | 1:28:42 | 1:28:45 | |
I'll go fix him a drink. | 1:28:45 | 1:28:48 | |
Make it feel like old times. | 1:28:48 | 1:28:51 | |
Smiley. | 1:29:01 | 1:29:03 | |
Smiley! | 1:29:04 | 1:29:06 | |
-Huh? Who called me? -I did. | 1:29:06 | 1:29:09 | |
Oh, Judge Parker. | 1:29:09 | 1:29:12 | |
I'm fixing a couple of drinks. | 1:29:13 | 1:29:16 | |
What's on your mind? | 1:29:16 | 1:29:19 | |
-Well, I'm operating in St Louis and other spots. -Uh-huh. | 1:29:19 | 1:29:24 | |
And I'm interested in a couple of joints here in the east. | 1:29:24 | 1:29:29 | |
-Bellamy steered me to you about getting a passport. -Sure, sure. | 1:29:29 | 1:29:33 | |
-I understand. -So, as it's my nature to come to the point pronto, | 1:29:33 | 1:29:39 | |
what's your cut? | 1:29:39 | 1:29:41 | |
100 grand and 25% of the takings. | 1:29:41 | 1:29:45 | |
Hold on, Judge. I may be from St Louis, but I ain't no hick. | 1:29:47 | 1:29:52 | |
Are you operating alone? No partners? | 1:29:54 | 1:29:59 | |
All alone. | 1:29:59 | 1:30:01 | |
-I heard Eddie Kagel was heading your outfit. -Yeah, but he's dead. | 1:30:01 | 1:30:06 | |
-Are you sure? -Well, I oughta know, cos I, er... -Cos you what? | 1:30:06 | 1:30:11 | |
-I got the flash, soon as the cops found his body. -I heard he was your pal. | 1:30:11 | 1:30:18 | |
Yeah, we grew up together. I'd do his thinking and he did my fighting. | 1:30:18 | 1:30:24 | |
So you paid him off by putting four slugs in him from his own rod? | 1:30:24 | 1:30:29 | |
What kinda talk is that? Are you after blackmail? | 1:30:29 | 1:30:34 | |
-This is Smiley Williams you're talking to. -Who should know... | 1:30:34 | 1:30:39 | |
..better than me? | 1:30:40 | 1:30:43 | |
You? | 1:30:45 | 1:30:46 | |
-You... -Why are you so nervous? | 1:30:46 | 1:30:50 | |
You look like you seen a ghost. | 1:30:50 | 1:30:53 | |
-Eddie, get on with it. -Shut up, Memipopolis. | 1:30:53 | 1:30:57 | |
My name is Smiley Williams. | 1:30:57 | 1:31:00 | |
Pleased to meet you. They call me Judge Parker. | 1:31:00 | 1:31:05 | |
Or maybe I ain't Judge Parker. | 1:31:05 | 1:31:08 | |
Maybe I'm somebody else. | 1:31:09 | 1:31:12 | |
Somebody you know. | 1:31:12 | 1:31:14 | |
No! | 1:31:16 | 1:31:17 | |
No, you can't be him! | 1:31:17 | 1:31:20 | |
Him? Who's "him"? | 1:31:21 | 1:31:23 | |
Eddie. Eddie Kagel. | 1:31:23 | 1:31:27 | |
-You can't be. This whole thing is screwy. -Maybe it ain't screwy. | 1:31:27 | 1:31:32 | |
Start figuring it out. If I ain't Judge Parker, I must be someone else. Maybe your pal, Eddie Kagel, | 1:31:32 | 1:31:38 | |
the one you chopped down with his own rod. Figure it when you're afraid of every sound and shadow, | 1:31:38 | 1:31:46 | |
every car that whizzes by. | 1:31:46 | 1:31:49 | |
Hole up in your hideout and go slowly nuts trying to figure, "Is Eddie Kagel dead...or alive?" | 1:31:49 | 1:31:56 | |
And then when you can't take it no more, go blow your brains out. | 1:31:56 | 1:32:02 | |
There it is, your own gun. Return the compliment, Eddie. | 1:32:05 | 1:32:09 | |
Stop whispering in my ear, Devil. | 1:32:09 | 1:32:13 | |
Lay off me, will you, Judge? I'll do anything you say. | 1:32:13 | 1:32:17 | |
Eddie! | 1:32:21 | 1:32:22 | |
Eddie! Give me a chance! | 1:32:22 | 1:32:26 | |
You didn't shoot him. | 1:32:31 | 1:32:34 | |
We had a bargain. | 1:32:34 | 1:32:37 | |
He was took care of a better way. | 1:32:37 | 1:32:40 | |
And I never even touched him. | 1:32:40 | 1:32:42 | |
Now you go back to your hole in the ground. You're in my way. | 1:32:42 | 1:32:48 | |
-I cannot go back without you. -Well, ain't that too bad? -Listen, Eddie. | 1:32:48 | 1:32:53 | |
No soul has ever escaped from my domain before. I've got to get you back or I'll be jeered and derided. | 1:32:53 | 1:33:00 | |
The upheaval would be cataclysmic! | 1:33:00 | 1:33:03 | |
What a laugh! Looks like you got yourself behind the eight ball. | 1:33:03 | 1:33:08 | |
Eddie, please! Have a heart. | 1:33:08 | 1:33:11 | |
We'll have to take it up with the Boss. I'm getting my orders from him...from now on. | 1:33:11 | 1:33:18 | |
Must I run afoul of you again? | 1:33:22 | 1:33:25 | |
Am I doomed forever to be vanquished? | 1:33:25 | 1:33:29 | |
What has this subhuman creature, incubated in the depths of foulness, done to become your favoured? | 1:33:29 | 1:33:37 | |
It was with evil intent that he ventured forth. | 1:33:37 | 1:33:41 | |
He volunteered to do my bidding. Must I be humiliated by this maggot? | 1:33:41 | 1:33:46 | |
-I demand my rights. -You're missing the point, chum - | 1:33:46 | 1:33:50 | |
There's an hombre, Judge Parker, and a sweet girl named Barbara what's played good ball with a lot of kids, | 1:33:52 | 1:33:59 | |
who might otherwise join your team. And Eddie Kagel is staying around to see you don't mess things up. | 1:33:59 | 1:34:07 | |
While you're in the judge's body, neither you nor he can do anything. | 1:34:09 | 1:34:14 | |
What's more, you're making Barbara very unhappy. The longer you remain on earth, | 1:34:14 | 1:34:21 | |
-the longer she cannot be joined with her rightful mate. -YOU got me in. -You were evil. I had power over you. | 1:34:21 | 1:34:28 | |
I get it. | 1:34:30 | 1:34:32 | |
If I don't myself help you take me out of Parker's body, | 1:34:37 | 1:34:42 | |
Barbara and the judge don't get together like they should. | 1:34:42 | 1:34:47 | |
All right, I'll make you a deal. | 1:34:51 | 1:34:54 | |
If you lay off the judge and Barbara for life...I'll go back with you. | 1:34:54 | 1:34:59 | |
I accept. I have to. Are you ready? | 1:35:02 | 1:35:06 | |
Wait. I wanna say goodbye to Barbara first. | 1:35:09 | 1:35:13 | |
-I cannot wait. -You'll wait and like it. | 1:35:13 | 1:35:16 | |
Hello. Barbara? | 1:35:24 | 1:35:27 | |
I gotta see you right away. | 1:35:27 | 1:35:30 | |
Hop in your car and come right over. | 1:35:30 | 1:35:33 | |
Yeah. | 1:35:34 | 1:35:36 | |
Thanks, honey. | 1:35:37 | 1:35:39 | |
You sure are something for the eyes in that outfit, honey. | 1:35:55 | 1:36:00 | |
Thank you, darling. I want to look my best. You said dinner and a show. | 1:36:00 | 1:36:05 | |
I'm... I'm afraid that's off. | 1:36:05 | 1:36:10 | |
Cos... | 1:36:10 | 1:36:12 | |
Cos I'm going away. | 1:36:12 | 1:36:15 | |
I ain't never coming back. | 1:36:15 | 1:36:18 | |
What do you mean? | 1:36:18 | 1:36:21 | |
-Why would you be going away? -Well, I can't tell you, cos I'm afraid you won't understand, baby. | 1:36:21 | 1:36:28 | |
-I only understand that wherever you go, I wanna go with you. -Nix. | 1:36:28 | 1:36:33 | |
You don't belong where I'm going. | 1:36:33 | 1:36:36 | |
Oh, no! | 1:36:36 | 1:36:37 | |
Eddie. | 1:36:39 | 1:36:41 | |
I got everything set for you, honey, so you won't have no more trouble. | 1:36:43 | 1:36:48 | |
When I'm gone, the judge can straighten everything out. | 1:36:48 | 1:36:54 | |
You and him get married and go live in that swell house. | 1:36:55 | 1:37:01 | |
And have kids. | 1:37:03 | 1:37:05 | |
Eddie. | 1:37:05 | 1:37:07 | |
-I have to be going now, honey. -Please. | 1:37:11 | 1:37:14 | |
-Don't say those things, darling. -No, no. | 1:37:14 | 1:37:18 | |
I... I feel kinda funny. | 1:37:18 | 1:37:22 | |
Kinda dizzy. | 1:37:22 | 1:37:24 | |
-Darling, go and lie down for a minute. -Yeah, I'll lay down. | 1:37:24 | 1:37:28 | |
I just wanted to tell you... | 1:37:31 | 1:37:34 | |
Eddie! | 1:37:34 | 1:37:35 | |
Goodbye, honey. | 1:38:03 | 1:38:05 | |
Dr Higgins, please. | 1:39:03 | 1:39:07 | |
Do you know where he is? | 1:39:07 | 1:39:10 | |
Please reach him and tell him to come to Judge Parker's immediately. | 1:39:10 | 1:39:15 | |
It's very urgent. | 1:39:15 | 1:39:18 | |
Barbara. | 1:39:21 | 1:39:23 | |
Barbara! | 1:39:24 | 1:39:26 | |
You have tears in your eyes. What's the matter? | 1:39:33 | 1:39:38 | |
Nothing. Nothing. Everything's fine now. | 1:39:38 | 1:39:42 | |
Well, so long. | 1:39:47 | 1:39:50 | |
Funny, I never thought people's faces looked so good. | 1:39:55 | 1:40:00 | |
There's lots of other things I never noticed before. | 1:40:00 | 1:40:05 | |
If I'd only knowed the first trip round what I know now. | 1:40:05 | 1:40:09 | |
When I get you down below, I'm going to take special pains with you - agonies undreamed of. | 1:40:09 | 1:40:16 | |
-I don't think you'll be so tough. -No? -Nah! | 1:40:16 | 1:40:20 | |
You know why? Cos you made a sap of yourself. | 1:40:20 | 1:40:24 | |
You don't want your boys to know that. | 1:40:24 | 1:40:28 | |
No big shot wants to look like a sucker before his own mob. | 1:40:28 | 1:40:33 | |
Now, if I was made a trustee... | 1:40:33 | 1:40:37 | |
This is sheer, unblushing blackmail! | 1:40:37 | 1:40:40 | |
You oughta know, brother. | 1:40:40 | 1:40:43 | |
You oughta know. | 1:40:43 | 1:40:45 | |
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