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# It's...a...wonderful day So be happy and gay | 0:00:24 | 0:00:29 | |
# And you'll be too busy for sorrow | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# And to keep it this way Make the most of today | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
# And worry about tomorrow tomorrow | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
# Do you mind if I quote Something some fella wrote? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
# Common sense says Life will be greater | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
# If you just learn how To live for now | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
# Then worry about later later | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
# Comes that urge That impulse to frown | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
# Just turn it down, don't obey it | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
# Say, with a smile "It can wait for a while!" | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
# Sorry, I'll have to delay it and say | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
# It's a wonderful day Let's not fuss it away | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
# And all of this adds up To this resume | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
# Worry about tomorrow tomorrow | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
# Worry about later later | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
# Worry about another day Another day! # | 0:01:24 | 0:01:30 | |
-Good morning! -Hallelujah(!) | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
# A good, good morning to ya | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
# What's good about morning When you'd rather be in bed? Didn't sleep a wink, can't think | 0:01:47 | 0:01:54 | |
# Wish I were dead Rather be in bed | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
# That very dismal mood you're in | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
# Is very ineffective | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
# You need to pay heed To this terse little verse An earful of cheerful perspective | 0:02:04 | 0:02:11 | |
# It's a wonderful day So be happy and gay | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
# And you'll be too busy for sorrow | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
# Here's a hat on display We must close out today | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
# And worry about tomorrow tomorrow | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
# Zis tres chic chapeau It just has to go | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
# It's ideal for a reel-out of data | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
# So you must learn how To sell this now | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
# And worry about later later | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
# Comes that urge That impulse to frown | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
# Just turn it down, don't obey it | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
# Say, with a smile "It can wait for a while!" | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
# Sorry, I'll have to delay it and say | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
# It's a Lily Dache It would cost a week's pay! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
# And all of this adds up To this resume | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
# Just worry about tomorrow tomorrow | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
# Then worry about later later | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
# And worry about another day Another day! # | 0:03:04 | 0:03:09 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
SHOPPERS CHAT | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
-Well, Polly, another day, another dollar - to COIN a phrase! -Another thousand dollars, if I'm in luck! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:25 | |
-You've only been here two months - even old John Merlin doesn't expect you to sell this joint out! -Mary... | 0:03:25 | 0:03:32 | |
-Oh, I think Mr Hargraves is casing us. -Silly! Probably wondering how I sell out the place every day. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:39 | |
-Good morning! -May I remind you that John B Merlin & Son is now OPEN?! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:45 | |
-You don't need to! When you consider all the stuff I've unloaded... -We don't have STUFF at John B Merlin! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:52 | |
-And... -You don't unload. Yes, sir. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
I'll be glad when the Christmas rush is over, won't you, Mr Hargraves? | 0:03:55 | 0:04:01 | |
-Oh, not me! If we had another week, I could sell... -I shall be very glad when it's over! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:07 | |
-Mainly on account of Miss Parish. -So I HAVE attracted your attention? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:13 | |
-You certainly have! -I knew you'd be impressed by my record! Excuse me, a pigeon... | 0:04:13 | 0:04:19 | |
Customer, I mean! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
-Morning, JB. -Morning. In the 47th Street display window is a dummy, wearing a shirt and bow tie. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:31 | |
-Let's not have that. -But students... -Radicals, revolutionists! -Good morning, JB! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:38 | |
-I saw one of your floor workers, who is making his own suits at home! Correct that! -Yes, sir. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:44 | |
SANTA LAUGHS Merry Christmas! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
HE CONTINUES TO LAUGH | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
LAUGHTER STOPS | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
-Too much padding. The kids like to sit on your lap and you stick out too far! -But, sir... -Yes? | 0:04:57 | 0:05:04 | |
-HE LAUGHS Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:09 | |
Mr Merlin is right - too much padding! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
But it's all ME! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
HE LAUGHS Merry Christmas, kiddies! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:23 | |
-Good morning. -Hello, Esther. Anything on YOUR minds? -No. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
-There never is! -WE have a personnel matter in ladies' millinery, but it needn't concern you, JB! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:36 | |
-So settle it! -We will. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
-Good morning! -Good morning. -From the weekly report, I see the new recreation periods are working out. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:48 | |
Efficiency is way-y up! And speaking of efficiency, Dad - you're late! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
-Did you stay all night at a 52nd St jam session so you could say that?! -Dad, it's the East Side now! | 0:05:53 | 0:06:01 | |
-You can't keep going without sleep. -I do my work! -More than your share - that's what bothers me! -It's youth! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:08 | |
-Remember? -..Almost! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
You're not too unhappy here, son? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
-Music doesn't mean more to you? -Mmm...no. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
You know, back in the 1920s, my idea was to live in Paris and paint. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:26 | |
-And I did - then the store needed me, so here I am. -And here -I -am. Glad to be aboard. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:33 | |
Let's have no more sentimentality! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-Or music! -This is a business office! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
-BUZZER Mr Merlin is wanted urgently in the employees' lounge. -Wait... | 0:06:38 | 0:06:45 | |
-This must be bad news. Let me go - I could handle it best. Sounds like top-drawer stuff! -Go and handle it! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:52 | |
Don't give the store away! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
ALL: # Oh, oh, oh | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
# If you wanna talk about something | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
# You'll be making no blunder Taking no chance | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
# If you take a topic that comes under | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
# The category of romance | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
# That book way up on the list | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
# Is all about love It's all about love | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
# That tune you cannot resist | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
# Is all about love | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
# It's an elementary language Everybody knows | 0:07:25 | 0:07:30 | |
# Poetry or prose Everybody speaks it | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
# And you can call it happiness Call it misery | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
# Everybody seeks it | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
# In plays, the popular things | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
# Are all about love They're all about love | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
# In dreams, your craziest dreams Are all about love | 0:07:47 | 0:07:52 | |
# Let's face it You'll find that you're a fool | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
# If you look for something new How can you replace it? | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
# A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about | 0:08:00 | 0:08:07 | |
# If you don't know it's a thing to have a ball about You know nothing at all about love | 0:08:07 | 0:08:14 | |
ALL: # You know It's all about love | 0:08:14 | 0:08:19 | |
# And you can take it from me, my friend, it's the common trend | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
# It's the end - it's love! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
# Those things that Mother knows best | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
-# They're all about love -They're all about love | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
# Desires that can't be suppressed | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
# They're all about love | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
# Didn't Mother Nature give us Pretty greenery, pretty scenery | 0:08:40 | 0:08:45 | |
# As an inspiration? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
# Love and marriage Are doing wonders for... | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
# Mom and POP-ulation! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
-# That note that comes with the flowers is all about love -It's all about love | 0:08:55 | 0:09:01 | |
-# That phone that's tied up for hours is all about love... -Let's face it! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:08 | |
-# Romance is indispensable -Let's be sensible How can you replace it? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:14 | |
# A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about | 0:09:14 | 0:09:21 | |
# If you don't know it's a thing to have a ball about You know nothing at all about love | 0:09:21 | 0:09:28 | |
# A heart is not a thing to build a wall about | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
# A kiss is not a thing that you can stall about | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
# If you don't know it's a thing to have a BRAWL about You know nothing at all about love | 0:09:35 | 0:09:41 | |
# A heart is not a thing to build a wall about, a kiss is not a thing that you can stall about | 0:09:41 | 0:09:48 | |
# If you don't know it's a thing to have a brawl about You know nothing...no, nothing | 0:09:48 | 0:09:55 | |
# You know nothing...at all about | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
# Love! # | 0:09:59 | 0:10:05 | |
JARRING NOTES | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
-Top-drawer stuff, eh(?) -Right! Don't tell JB - he doesn't like music! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:20 | |
-I'll be right back. -Good luck. -Thanks. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
-Hey, gorgeous, what are you getting me for Christmas? -Freddie, you wouldn't drink it! -Why the hurry? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:34 | |
-Personnel sent for me. I think they realise what I do for the store. -This is business. I saw you dance. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:41 | |
-You were so with it! -Get to the business! -The Pink Slipper is having a dance contest tonight. -Mmm? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:48 | |
Rock'n'roll. The band leader is my friend AND a judge, so it's fixed! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:54 | |
-You still need a girl! -Second prize is 100 - we split it! -Freddie, I'm poor, but still proud - no, thanks! | 0:10:54 | 0:11:01 | |
But...! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Looking for employment, Miller? No, I... Oh, excuse me, sir! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 | |
Mr Creely, the young lady from millinery is here, Miss... Parish. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:14 | |
I associate ideas to remember names. "Parish" makes me think of church. Send her in. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:20 | |
Come in, miss. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
-Sit down, Miss Church. -Thank you. But it's "Parish". | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
-Polly Parish. -Yes, Parish. You are apparently a conscientious worker, so I wanted to talk to you...personally. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:36 | |
Well, I was sure you would... sooner or later. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
Oh, were you? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
HE CLEARS THROAT Mr Hargraves is fascinated by your efforts, Miss Ch...Parish. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:49 | |
-He's such a good man, Mr Hargraves. -I'm glad you think so! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
Unfortunately, he doesn't share the same high opinion of YOU. | 0:11:54 | 0:12:00 | |
-I beg your pardon? -In fact, he wants to fire you. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
-So do I. -He... | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
-You what? -As of tonight. You will receive the usual severance pay. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:13 | |
You may come to the employees' Christmas party, of course! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
-I don't understand. I sell more than anybody in my department! -You oversell more than anyone! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:27 | |
-Oh... -You're just not JB Merlin & Son material. Yesterday, you sold 23 hats. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:33 | |
Today, 25 came back! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
-25? -Two were from the day before! | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
We can't tolerate young salespeople with buck fever, | 0:12:39 | 0:12:44 | |
-who have no idea of the book-keeping expense and bad customer relations you put us to! -But... -That is all! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:51 | |
Yes, sir. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Oh... | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
and a very merry Christmas to you, Miss Church. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
The same to you. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
What's the matter, gorgeous? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
-Are, um... Are you sure we can win that money tonight? -Baby, it's a lead-pipe cinch! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:37 | |
-Then I'll go. -Great, I'll pick you up at 7.00 on the dot. -OK. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
Uh...AFTER dinner. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
-Oh, Freddie...! -Honey, this is real glamorous - it's like money in the bank! I'm glad you're so...so... | 0:13:46 | 0:13:54 | |
happy?! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
Oh, Freddie! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Are we working you too hard, Miller(?) No, I... No, sir! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:05 | |
Sorry, sorry. Those stupid salesmen - you can't get a hold of them! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:10 | |
425... | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
427...425... | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
Oh, out to lunch. Figures. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Inorganic ph... Can't even SAY that one! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
Draftsman, automation expert, construc... Construction engineer?! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:31 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
Oh... | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Hello! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
-Won't you come in? -Oh... | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Yes! ..There we are... | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Right in here, Miss, uh...? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Take your finger out of my mouth. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
-Your name, please? -Hmm? Polly Parish. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-Are you employed? -Hmm? JB Merlin. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
Until tonight, that is. I just lost my job. ..He's so cute... | 0:15:10 | 0:15:15 | |
Oh...it isn't MY baby. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
It was on the doorstep outside! I... | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
No, really! You see, there it was, about to roll off the top step, and I just ran over, and... | 0:15:25 | 0:15:33 | |
We're here to help you, my dear. We're your friends! | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
..Look, it isn't mine! | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
I wish it were! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
Let me tell you again, so you get this straight. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
I was outside the employment agency and I turned and saw this bundle on your steps. A baby, I thought. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:55 | |
So I ran over and scooped it up so that I could... | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
Well... | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Honest injun! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Many mothers tell us the babies are not their own but, from experience, we know it's wise to admit the truth. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:11 | |
I... | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Oh, now, look here! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Well, this is ridiculous! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
LOUD CRIES | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
HE GURGLES | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Well...! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Oh! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
For heaven's sake... | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
I... | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Oh... Oh, no, you don't! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
When I want a family, I'll get married and do it right! Oh, no! It's YOUR baby, not MY baby! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:59 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
It's pathetic! The mothers come to us so young these days! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:07 | |
Ah, well, we know that she'll be at Merlin's until tonight. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:12 | |
And we know that the Merlins are a charitable family...don't we? | 0:17:12 | 0:17:17 | |
Go right in, Mr Appleby. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
HE CLEARS THROAT | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
Yes? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
-YOU'RE Mr Merlin? -That's right. -I thought you'd be older! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:43 | |
-I will be - it just takes time! What can I do for you, Mr...? -Appleby. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
I'm from the Atkins Foundling Home. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
-Yes? -An employee of yours, a young lady, left a baby with us today. -Yes? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:58 | |
I checked with your Mr Creely, and she's been discharged! I believe that's why she's abandoned her baby! | 0:17:58 | 0:18:05 | |
-Mr Merlin, give her back her job. -It's not my department! -Mr Merlin... | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
If you saw this mother, denying the parenthood of her own child... it would have touched your heart. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:17 | |
-It was pitiful! -Suppose you sit down and we discuss it calmly? -Thank you. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:23 | |
Get me Mr Hargraves, please. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Off you go, Miss Parish - to Mr Dan Merlin himself this time! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:33 | |
-You mean he's seen the light - he wants to apologise? -What he does is top secret! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:40 | |
At ease, Mr Hargraves! | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
What now - Merlin Junior says a few last words over the body?! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
Here is Miss Parish, Mr Merlin. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Uh...sit down...MISS Parish? | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
Yes, sir. I'm Miss Parish, Mr Merlin. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
-I believe you were discharged today, Miss Parish. -Yes, sir. Of all the ingratitude I've ever heard of...! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:11 | |
-After the way I've worked... -We want you back. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
The loyalty I've... | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
-You... You...you want me back, you say? -That's what I said. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:23 | |
Well, that's more like it! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
-Miss Parish, don't you think you ought to thank Mr Merlin? -Oh...thank you, Mr Merlin. -You're welcome. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:34 | |
We thought you were trying too hard, overselling. Now we know the reason. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:40 | |
Well...I was sure SOMEBODY would understand! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
By the way, we're raising your salary 10 a week, as of a week ago. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:51 | |
Well, thank you! | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
But getting your job back and a raise is not your REAL Xmas present. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:58 | |
N-No? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
No, your Christmas present is the greatest gift a woman could have. It's coming to you at home tonight. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:09 | |
Perhaps you ought to thank Mr Merlin again? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Oh...thanks again! It was enough giving me my job back, Mr Merlin. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:18 | |
-I want you to know I forgive the store and I never hold a grudge! -That's very big of you. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:25 | |
-Goodbye. -Oh, goodbye, sir. Goodbye, Mr...? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
Merely think of me as your guardian angel! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
Well, goodbye, Santa Claus! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
-BUZZ -Who is it? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Something from John B Merlin & Son! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
Merry Christmas! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Holiday greetings from John B Merlin & Son and the Atkins Foundling Home. Oh... | 0:21:01 | 0:21:08 | |
Don't thank us. We've only done our duty. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
-Just keep doing your duty! You take that baby right out of here! -But...! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:17 | |
Oh...you're sick! | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Shame on you! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
-Do you realise what you're saying? -Yes, I do - that's not my baby! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:28 | |
-Do you realise Mr Merlin has given you your job back... -Yes. -..so that you can raise your child in comfort? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:35 | |
You want it to be raised as an orphan? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Oh, now, that's not my baby - I am not its mother! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
-Mrs Wilkins...come! -Now, you take that baby, or it'll be back at the foundling home before you get there! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:50 | |
I wouldn't try that, if I were you, and I wouldn't leave it elsewhere, because it'll come back to us... | 0:21:50 | 0:21:57 | |
and...we have its footprints! | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Footprints?! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
I'm not going to inform Mr Merlin of your attitude. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
Gee-ee! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
BABY GURGLES | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
Now, listen, uh...baby... It's nothing personal, I... | 0:22:26 | 0:22:31 | |
I'd love to have you around, but... | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Take your finger out of your mouth - you want crooked teeth? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:38 | |
I really couldn't do right by you... No... | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
You see...I'm alone, too! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
..That's a cute nose! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
-Who is it? -The Arthur Murray of the stock department - Frisky Freddie! | 0:22:57 | 0:23:03 | |
Oh, my! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Oh, uh... Just a minute, Freddie! | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
Uh... Wait just a second! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
There. Now, no biting. Be quiet, baby! That's good. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:18 | |
-LOUD SCREAM -Oh...! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
That's all I need! ..Just a minute! ..There. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
That's it, baby. Now, be quiet, baby. Shh! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
Please, quiet, huh, baby? Quiet! | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
Oh...! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
-Oh, uh...hello. Freddie, I can't... -What's new and exciting, gorgeous - besides me, I mean? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:43 | |
-Well, uh, Freddie, I... -Hey! Nice joint you've got here! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:48 | |
Freddie, I can't go out tonight... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
-What do you mean? -Well, I... I think I'm gonna have a headache! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:56 | |
-Are you kidding? I borrowed my brother's heap so we'd go in style! -Gee, I'm sorry. -Sorry?! -Well... | 0:23:56 | 0:24:03 | |
Something's...come up! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Ah, don't be nervous - it's in the bag! Do you hate money?! The band leader's a pal! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:12 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
I just spoke to him on the phone. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
-Funny, I thought I heard a baby crying! -H-Here? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
Where was I? Oh, yeah, I checked with my pal again, and we can't lose! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:31 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-You talked to him, huh? What did he say? -He says it's in the bag! -Great! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:39 | |
I DO hear a baby crying! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Oh...THAT? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Next door. Keeps me awake. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
-Sometimes I think I'll go out of my mind! -That's tough. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
Polly, this is not dishonest. It's just fixed! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
You don't think a guy like me would do anything crooked? I'm... | 0:24:56 | 0:25:01 | |
BABY LAUGHS | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
What did it do - crawl through the wall?! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
You mean you didn't see the stork flying through(?) | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
Oh...! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Come on, baby. Upsy-daisy. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
-Is it yours? -No, it isn't mine. -Then where did it come from? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:29 | |
-I got it for Christmas(!) -This Christmas or last?! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
Freddie, question and answer period is over. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
-I'm not going out tonight and that's that! -It sure is! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:42 | |
-I got my troubles. -You sure have! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Well, I can't win the contest without you, so I'll stay! I'm a family man! | 0:25:45 | 0:25:50 | |
-Goodnight, Freddie. -Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:55 | |
-I just meant a nice, quiet evening in with the kiddies! That's not so bad! -Goodnight, Freddie! -I just... | 0:25:55 | 0:26:02 | |
Hey, I just thought... Old Man Merlin is on TV about now! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:07 | |
Getting an award - for penny-pinching in the retail business, probably! | 0:26:07 | 0:26:12 | |
- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Good evening! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:17 | |
ANNOUNCER: Tonight, we meet two generations of a great family - the Merlins. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:23 | |
- Big deal(!) - May I present Mr John B Merlin and his son Dan Merlin, | 0:26:23 | 0:26:30 | |
in the library of their delightful home at 236 East 63rd Street, New York City. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:36 | |
-ANNOUNCER: Good evening, gentlemen. -Good evening, Bill. -Oh, hi, Mr Rand. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:42 | |
-JB, I'll bet you have some interesting... -Yes. -Oh, I'll bet(!) | 0:26:42 | 0:26:47 | |
-Let me first say that the magic word for success in merchandising is decentralisation. -Absolutely, JB(!) | 0:26:47 | 0:26:55 | |
-We're going out after all. -Yeah. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
See you in the morning, JB! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
You're not taking that along?! | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
-Only part-way - come on! -You can't... | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
You can't take the baby - it's fixed! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Our success formula is alert merchandising - to put stores where it is easy to shop. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:17 | |
-A merchandising man who can't accept the impact of modern living is a dinosaur! -Thank you. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:24 | |
-Suburban life and the automobile have changed... -Yes, we all agree, JB. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:30 | |
But now the younger generation. Dan, what...? | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
-I... -Dan is first and foremost a real merchandising executive! -I certainly agree with that, but... | 0:27:34 | 0:27:41 | |
-let's make it personal. -I go along... -I know you like to sing, Dan, so why not give our audience a sample? -OK! | 0:27:41 | 0:27:49 | |
-Keep your eye on the camera with the red light. -What? -The camera with the red light. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:58 | |
Dan, have you any special romantic interest you can tell us about? Any one girl? | 0:27:58 | 0:28:05 | |
Oh, I dunno... | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
HE STARTS PLAYING | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
Although the love of my life and I have never met, I guess as yet... | 0:28:10 | 0:28:15 | |
# It wasn't meant to be | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
# I'm sure Father Time Hand in hand with destiny | 0:28:18 | 0:28:24 | |
# Is bound to get around to me | 0:28:25 | 0:28:31 | |
# From what I say, you can gather | 0:28:32 | 0:28:36 | |
# I face the future rather | 0:28:36 | 0:28:42 | |
# Optimistically | 0:28:42 | 0:28:46 | |
# Someday soon | 0:28:48 | 0:28:52 | |
# On a strange and magic street | 0:28:54 | 0:28:57 | |
# We will meet, my love, yes | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
# You will come along | 0:29:00 | 0:29:03 | |
# All the joys That were ever denied me | 0:29:03 | 0:29:11 | |
# All at once Will be walking beside me | 0:29:11 | 0:29:17 | |
# Somehow, someday soon | 0:29:17 | 0:29:22 | |
# My sad heart will change its tune | 0:29:22 | 0:29:26 | |
# From a blue lament Into a beautiful song | 0:29:26 | 0:29:32 | |
# Until then, I'll keep waiting | 0:29:32 | 0:29:37 | |
# Waiting, waiting, waiting | 0:29:37 | 0:29:41 | |
# Patiently | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
# Deep inside, this longing grows | 0:29:46 | 0:29:52 | |
# So, as the old expression goes | 0:29:52 | 0:29:58 | |
# Someday soon | 0:29:58 | 0:30:02 | |
# Can't come too soon | 0:30:02 | 0:30:06 | |
# For me | 0:30:06 | 0:30:12 | |
# Deep inside, this longing grows | 0:30:14 | 0:30:20 | |
# So, as the old expression goes | 0:30:20 | 0:30:26 | |
# Someday soon | 0:30:26 | 0:30:30 | |
# Can't come too soon | 0:30:30 | 0:30:35 | |
# For me. # | 0:30:35 | 0:30:42 | |
That was beautiful, Dan. And someone else is waiting patiently, so we'd better get back to your father. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:51 | |
This won't take any time at all! | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
Goodbye, baby. You most certainly are cute. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:16 | |
-I'd like to see Mr Merlin. -Shh! -The young one. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:29 | |
Would you tell me, madam, in reference to what? | 0:31:29 | 0:31:33 | |
I can't take care of this baby - it's his responsibility! | 0:31:33 | 0:31:38 | |
-< But... -He got me into this, so he must get me out! | 0:31:38 | 0:31:43 | |
-My dear madam, the only way you could see Mr Merlin is on your television set. -Oh, no, you don't! | 0:31:43 | 0:31:50 | |
< Madam, you cannot leave it there! | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
That baby is as much Mr Merlin's as mine! Goodbye, baby! | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
-Madam, I cannot accept... -Come on, let's go! | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
-Yeah, let's go - here! -All right. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:05 | |
Oh...! | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
-Oh, the keys! -Freddie, in the car, the car! -Oh, they're in the car! | 0:32:09 | 0:32:14 | |
ENGINE SPLUTTERS | 0:32:14 | 0:32:17 | |
Oh...! | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
And now, Mr John B Merlin, on behalf of the National Retail Merchandisers... | 0:32:21 | 0:32:27 | |
THEY MOUTH | 0:32:27 | 0:32:31 | |
-..to present you with... A baby! -Nonsense! | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
-Are you out of your mind, Adams? -No, sir. -Well, why...? -A young lady left this for you, sir. -For me? -Yes. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:42 | |
-I said we were not receiving guests, but... -Where is she? -She left. -Left?! Come on! | 0:32:42 | 0:32:48 | |
There she goes! We can catch them! | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
There they are, sir - at the corner! | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
-Great(!) You thought you would have a headache and I got one! -Where are you going? -To drop you off! | 0:33:00 | 0:33:07 | |
Oh, no, you don't. You promised me some prize money and I'll need it! | 0:33:07 | 0:33:12 | |
-You think I'm mad, dancing with a friend of the boss? -Don't be silly! I got that baby by mistake, | 0:33:12 | 0:33:19 | |
-and young Merlin is the only one who can straighten it out! -Look, I don't wanna be SEEN with anyone he knows! | 0:33:19 | 0:33:26 | |
Well, you can take a chance he won't be dancing at The Pink Slipper! | 0:33:26 | 0:33:32 | |
That's right! | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
Oh... | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
-The young lady is a perfect stranger to me, sir. -Not to ME, she isn't! | 0:33:38 | 0:33:44 | |
JAZZY DANCE MUSIC | 0:33:48 | 0:33:52 | |
That's their car. They're inside. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
Here you are, sir. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
Nobody gets in without a ticket, buster! How many? | 0:34:06 | 0:34:10 | |
-Three! -That'll be 3. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
Here's your change! | 0:34:18 | 0:34:21 | |
DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES | 0:34:21 | 0:34:25 | |
-How do you find anybody? -What colour dress is your wife wearing? We'll help! -I haven't got a wife! | 0:34:42 | 0:34:50 | |
Well, don't try and influence us judges with that baby! You dance with a dame, no babies! | 0:34:50 | 0:34:56 | |
BABY LAUGHS | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
That's her! | 0:35:03 | 0:35:05 | |
-Take this. -Again? | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
-Would you like to enter this contest with me? -This is very sudden... Let's go, handsome! | 0:35:34 | 0:35:41 | |
Give it all you've got, baby, but warm up slow - I've already been sick! | 0:35:41 | 0:35:47 | |
He's a troublemaker - keep an eye on him! | 0:36:01 | 0:36:05 | |
Lyle, take the gate! | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
Sorry, pal - come back again soon(!) | 0:36:13 | 0:36:17 | |
I must be crazy - I thought I saw young Merlin! | 0:36:17 | 0:36:21 | |
You didn't see Old Man Merlin too?! | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
Sister, off the floor! | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
I said you were through! Come on, out! | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
Oh...! Gee, I'm sorry! | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
-This is the worst night of my life. -Why, you...! | 0:36:40 | 0:36:44 | |
-Take your hands off me! -I knew this guy was gonna be trouble! | 0:36:44 | 0:36:49 | |
Coming right up, mac! | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
-Your baby, sir. -Thanks, Adams(!) | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
-Hey, bud, we're going inside. If you describe your wife, we'd be happy to... -Oh, shut up! -Excuse me(!) | 0:37:00 | 0:37:08 | |
-Ah... You said it was in the bag! -How did I know we'd be so good we'd win... | 0:37:29 | 0:37:35 | |
-first prize? -Oh... | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
-Goodnight, Freddie. -Goodnight! | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
-Goodnight, Freddie! -Mm-hm... | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
-Well, goodnight, Freddie. -How about having a drink together, gorgeous? | 0:38:08 | 0:38:14 | |
-I haven't any liquor. -You got water! -They...turned it off! | 0:38:14 | 0:38:19 | |
-You're not going to stand here and let a man die of thirst? -Well... -Water! | 0:38:19 | 0:38:24 | |
-Water! -Shh! | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
-Shh! -Hello, M-M-M-M... | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
-Shh! -I'm sorry, I was dying of thirst and Polly wanted a drink! -I...? -I didn't... | 0:38:29 | 0:38:35 | |
No, you're right. Goodnight, boss! | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
Shh! | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
-Mr Merlin, may I ask...? -Shh! -(May I ask what you're doing in my...?) | 0:38:41 | 0:38:46 | |
THE... The landlady was kind enough to let me - us - in out of the cold! | 0:38:46 | 0:38:52 | |
We've been here for two hours - crying all the time! | 0:38:52 | 0:38:56 | |
-Well, I'm sorry. -You should be. -Listen... -YOU listen... Come here. | 0:38:56 | 0:39:01 | |
You are going to listen to me. Your conduct is the worst I've ever seen. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:07 | |
-Would it interest you to know I'm not the mother? -Denying your own child - that's low! | 0:39:07 | 0:39:14 | |
-All right - are you through? -No. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
No, I have just one small thing to add. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
You're fired! And when you look for another job, don't give us as a reference, because if you do... | 0:39:22 | 0:39:30 | |
I'll explain your charming character to them personally! | 0:39:30 | 0:39:35 | |
-Why, that's...that's persecution! -Call it whatever you want! | 0:39:35 | 0:39:40 | |
-HE CLEARS THROAT -Miss Parish? | 0:39:45 | 0:39:49 | |
Have you decided to ask for your job back? | 0:39:51 | 0:39:55 | |
Or will you let that baby starve? | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
Hmm? | 0:39:58 | 0:39:59 | |
BABY GURGLES | 0:40:05 | 0:40:09 | |
-I'd like my job back, Mr Merlin. -Well, that's better! | 0:40:15 | 0:40:20 | |
Miss Parish, I want you to know I'm only doing this for your own good. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:26 | |
I'm...not as bad as you think. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
Isn't there some legal way to make the father support the baby? | 0:40:30 | 0:40:36 | |
-I don't want to have anything to do with him. -You don't? | 0:40:38 | 0:40:42 | |
He used to beat me! | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
-He didn't?! -He did. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
See that? | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
Coffee pot! | 0:40:55 | 0:40:58 | |
-Why, that...! -Ah... | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
Don't you worry about a thing. The store is behind you...and the baby. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:07 | |
-Oh, Mr Merlin... The baby didn't do THAT to you! -Oh...no. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:12 | |
You see, uh...I went dancing, too. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
-Goodnight. -Oh, goodnight! | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
-Thank you. Goodnight! -Goodnight. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
Gee-ee! | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
Well, thanks for the job, anyway. Listen, we'd better get undressed. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:41 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
Oh, my. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
BABY GURGLES | 0:41:46 | 0:41:49 | |
-I wanna talk to you. -I was just going to bed. -About the baby. -The baby... | 0:41:49 | 0:41:55 | |
You see, I was fired from my job today, and... You won't believe it. | 0:41:55 | 0:42:00 | |
Then I got my job back, but the reason... Oh, you won't go for it! | 0:42:00 | 0:42:06 | |
Then I lost my job, and... The baby came, he was delivered... | 0:42:06 | 0:42:11 | |
Oh, it's just getting worse! | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
Mrs Dugan, what am I going to do? | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
Oh, uh... | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
Well... | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
-you got to take care of your little baby. -Oh, Mrs Dugan! | 0:42:30 | 0:42:35 | |
Oh... Oh! Mrs Dugan! | 0:42:35 | 0:42:38 | |
-Mrs Dugan, that's not my little baby! -He looks just like you! | 0:42:38 | 0:42:43 | |
Hey, you're a cutie! Your mother and me are going to have a lot of fun taking care of you! | 0:42:43 | 0:42:50 | |
-You seem kinda damp. Seems kinda damp! -Damp? | 0:42:50 | 0:42:54 | |
-Oh... -What's its name? | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
Joan! | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
JOHN? That's a nice name! | 0:43:06 | 0:43:09 | |
Polly. Psst! | 0:43:23 | 0:43:25 | |
-Oh... -How about putting in a good word for me - to you-know-who? | 0:43:25 | 0:43:30 | |
-Don't talk so loud - you'll wake me. -Polly, the assistant floor-walker's job is open in this section! | 0:43:30 | 0:43:37 | |
A word from you to you-know-who and I could stop pushing this stupid truck. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:42 | |
Miller? Get that truck out of the aisle. Yes, sir! | 0:43:42 | 0:43:47 | |
That's it, Miss Parish. Don't try too hard. Don't oversell. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:54 | |
Oh... | 0:43:56 | 0:43:58 | |
-Crowded today, Dan. -Oh, pardon me for a moment. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:03 | |
How are you? | 0:44:06 | 0:44:08 | |
Mmm...I... | 0:44:08 | 0:44:11 | |
I can hear you all right, but I can't see you. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:15 | |
Haven't been asleep for two nights. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
Other people have babies. They manage. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:25 | |
-But I got mine so suddenly! -The world is full of surprises. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:30 | |
-Oh, Dan? -Yes? -Mother and child doing well, I take it? -As well as can be expected. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:39 | |
-Good morning, Mr Dan! -Good morning. -How is our little mother? | 0:44:39 | 0:44:44 | |
Beat, Mr Hargraves. Very beat. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
Hargraves. Yes? | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
Aren't you short an assistant floor-walker here? Yes. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:57 | |
On a seniority basis, Fred Miller is entitled to the promotion. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:05 | |
He's an idiot, but he's been here a long time! Inform the idiot of his good luck. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:11 | |
But... | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
Miller! Yes, sir? I've been watching your work. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:22 | |
It's...adequate. Thank you, sir. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:26 | |
Tomorrow, report to me in a blue suit and take a carnation. You follow? Yes, sir! Thank you, sir! | 0:45:26 | 0:45:34 | |
A SMALL carnation. Yes, sir! | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
Go-o-orgeous! That's what I call service! | 0:45:41 | 0:45:44 | |
What...? | 0:45:47 | 0:45:49 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:46:03 | 0:46:04 | |
One more bite. Hup, hup, here we go. ..In! | 0:46:04 | 0:46:08 | |
R-R-R-Rup! | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
Isn't that the most disgusting stuff you've ever tasted? Nobody can cook it like me! | 0:46:10 | 0:46:17 | |
-KNOCK ON DOOR -Come in! | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
-Good evening! -Hi! | 0:46:20 | 0:46:24 | |
Come on in. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
I was walking through the book department and saw this. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:31 | |
"How To Bring Up Your Baby Scientifically" by Dr Ernest Egelman. I couldn't put it down! | 0:46:31 | 0:46:38 | |
I'll probably be too busy taking care of the baby to read it! | 0:46:38 | 0:46:43 | |
W-Want to sit down? | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
OK, let's have a big one. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:49 | |
-Come on, a big one. -How do you know you're doing that right? | 0:46:49 | 0:46:54 | |
Uh... | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
Well, baby opens his mouth, I put the food in and he swallows it! | 0:46:56 | 0:47:01 | |
From there on, he's on his own. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:04 | |
-Come on, now. -Here we are - "Feeding", with a capital F! | 0:47:04 | 0:47:09 | |
That figures! | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
There you go. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:14 | |
"Now, after the food is prepared, | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
"the mother will - A - get a spoon..." | 0:47:17 | 0:47:20 | |
Could THIS be one(?) Hmm! | 0:47:21 | 0:47:24 | |
"B - take a spoonful of food and... | 0:47:24 | 0:47:27 | |
"..place on a piece of gauze." | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
-What? -Place on a piece of gauze! | 0:47:32 | 0:47:35 | |
What for? | 0:47:38 | 0:47:41 | |
Miss Parish... will you please do as the book says? | 0:47:41 | 0:47:45 | |
-A doctor with 20 years' experience should know what he's talking about - believe me! -Oh... | 0:47:45 | 0:47:52 | |
Well... | 0:47:52 | 0:47:55 | |
Oh... | 0:47:55 | 0:47:57 | |
Next? | 0:47:57 | 0:47:59 | |
"And gently rub into the navel." | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
"And gently rub into the... | 0:48:11 | 0:48:14 | |
"navel"! | 0:48:14 | 0:48:16 | |
Oh, this is ridiculous! | 0:48:18 | 0:48:21 | |
Miss Parish, you see, it's probably to adjust the temperature of the baby's stomach to the food! | 0:48:21 | 0:48:28 | |
I think it's very logical! | 0:48:28 | 0:48:30 | |
Well... | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
Well, I'll see... | 0:48:35 | 0:48:37 | |
Oh, I never heard of such a thing! | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
-This book... -Let me see that book! -I read very well - I've done it for years! -I read too, Mr Merlin! | 0:48:43 | 0:48:50 | |
"Take a spoonful of food and...place on a piece of gauze and gently rub into the navel"! | 0:48:51 | 0:48:58 | |
THAT is exactly what I said! | 0:48:58 | 0:49:01 | |
Well, I am not rubbing any food into this baby's navel! | 0:49:02 | 0:49:07 | |
SHE CLEARS THROAT | 0:49:16 | 0:49:19 | |
"To relieve gas on a child's stomach, | 0:49:19 | 0:49:23 | |
"take a spoonful of warm oil and... | 0:49:23 | 0:49:26 | |
"place on a piece of gauze and gently rub into the navel"! | 0:49:26 | 0:49:31 | |
-A few Christmas presents from John B Merlin & Son. -Thank you, John B Merlin & Son! | 0:49:36 | 0:49:43 | |
-I'll put them under the tree. -Come on, I'll put you to sleep. Come on. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:48 | |
-Oh! -Excuse me. -Pardon me. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:50 | |
# Hush-a-bye | 0:49:50 | 0:49:53 | |
# Rock-a-bye | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
# Listen to my lullaby in blue | 0:49:55 | 0:50:02 | |
# Blue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue. # | 0:50:02 | 0:50:07 | |
-Psst! Psst! -# How I love my pretty baby | 0:50:07 | 0:50:13 | |
# Sweet and precious pretty baby | 0:50:13 | 0:50:17 | |
# How I love my pretty baby | 0:50:17 | 0:50:22 | |
# Honest to goodness, I do | 0:50:22 | 0:50:26 | |
# See, here | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
# Sandman's a-coming And he'll be here... # | 0:50:29 | 0:50:33 | |
-BUZZING -# Mighty, mighty soon | 0:50:33 | 0:50:37 | |
# And if you don't cry... # | 0:50:37 | 0:50:39 | |
-BUZZING -# He'll be dropping by With the great big lollipop moon | 0:50:39 | 0:50:46 | |
-# Dream, dream, dream -How I love my pretty baby | 0:50:46 | 0:50:51 | |
-# Be an angel -Sweet and precious pretty baby... # | 0:50:51 | 0:50:55 | |
-BUZZING -# Be a darling, I love my baby -How I love my pretty baby | 0:50:55 | 0:51:01 | |
BOTH: # Honest to goodness, I do | 0:51:01 | 0:51:06 | |
# Honest to goodness, I do | 0:51:06 | 0:51:11 | |
# Blue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue. # | 0:51:11 | 0:51:18 | |
# How I love my pretty baby | 0:51:24 | 0:51:28 | |
# Sweet and precious pretty baby | 0:51:28 | 0:51:33 | |
# How I love my pretty baby | 0:51:33 | 0:51:38 | |
# Honest to goodness, I do | 0:51:38 | 0:51:43 | |
# See, here | 0:51:43 | 0:51:46 | |
# Sandman's a-coming and he'll... | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
# Be here mighty, mighty soon | 0:51:49 | 0:51:53 | |
-# And if you don't CRY... # -Shh! | 0:51:53 | 0:51:56 | |
# He'll be dropping by With the great big lollipop moon | 0:51:56 | 0:52:02 | |
-# Dream, dream, dream, be an angel -How I love my pretty baby | 0:52:04 | 0:52:09 | |
-# Dream, dream, dream, be a darling -Sweet and precious pretty baby | 0:52:09 | 0:52:14 | |
-# I love my pretty baby -How I love my pretty baby | 0:52:14 | 0:52:19 | |
BOTH: # Honest to goodness, I do | 0:52:19 | 0:52:24 | |
# Honest to goodness, I do | 0:52:24 | 0:52:29 | |
# Blue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue-lue Lue-lue-lue. # | 0:52:29 | 0:52:36 | |
-Can I fix you a coffee? -No, thanks. I have some unfinished business - a board of directors' meeting. -Oh. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:46 | |
Oh, I forgot... Give this to the baby. | 0:52:46 | 0:52:50 | |
-BUZZING -OH! Goodnight! -Oh! | 0:52:50 | 0:52:53 | |
-BABY CRIES -Shh! | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
# Oh, he wouldn't stay for coffee | 0:53:04 | 0:53:08 | |
# And I'm just a little bit upset | 0:53:08 | 0:53:12 | |
# I wonder if "the board of directors" | 0:53:12 | 0:53:16 | |
# Is a blonde, a redhead or brunette! # | 0:53:16 | 0:53:20 | |
Looking for employment, Breckenridge? No, sir. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:29 | |
No, SIR! It's not going to pull you - you have to push it! Go, boy! Go! | 0:53:29 | 0:53:35 | |
Yes, sir! | 0:53:35 | 0:53:37 | |
Break it up, Mary. Sure, JB(!) | 0:53:40 | 0:53:43 | |
Polly, can I talk to you alone? No. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:46 | |
I'm talking to Polly! | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
Listen, I'm going to a costume party. You come as what you OUGHT to be. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:55 | |
- Will you take a rock and crawl out from under it? - Keep out of this! | 0:53:55 | 0:54:00 | |
Do you want to come and kick up your heels? Speaking of heels... | 0:54:00 | 0:54:06 | |
I told you to keep out of this! | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
-How about it, baby? You'd be going first-class, it's all free! -Talk to my lawyer! ..Lawyer? | 0:54:09 | 0:54:16 | |
Have you thought of dropping dead? We would step over you. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:21 | |
-I ought to report you. -Report us both! -Oh...! | 0:54:21 | 0:54:25 | |
Uh-uh... Think I'm crazy? | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
-I -think he's crazy! And you, Miss Hawkins? | 0:54:28 | 0:54:32 | |
I never give any thoughts to the peasants, Miss Parish. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:36 | |
-Louise King, please. This is Mr Merlin. -'Hello?' -Hi, Louise? | 0:54:37 | 0:54:42 | |
-'I'm sorry, but...' -What have I done now? | 0:54:42 | 0:54:46 | |
Nothing, dear. Absolutely nothing. But are you under the impression that we have a date tonight?! | 0:54:46 | 0:54:53 | |
Yes, uh...I'm afraid I am! | 0:54:53 | 0:54:56 | |
Well, the last thing you said to me, ten days ago, was that you'd call! | 0:54:56 | 0:55:02 | |
-I should apologise...the usual rush at the store... -I'm very sorry(!) | 0:55:02 | 0:55:07 | |
You'll just have to go stag tonight! | 0:55:07 | 0:55:11 | |
-Well, thanks anyway, Louise. I'll find someone. -Oh, of course, darling(!) | 0:55:11 | 0:55:17 | |
It's New Year's Eve. And it's after 8.00! | 0:55:17 | 0:55:21 | |
Happy New Year(!) | 0:55:21 | 0:55:23 | |
PHONE SLAMS DOWN | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
-Oh, Polly, I hate to leave you alone like this. -I'm not alone... No... | 0:55:34 | 0:55:39 | |
-I sort of hoped, uh... -What? | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
-That Dan might give you a buzz. -On New Year's Eve? | 0:55:42 | 0:55:46 | |
Imagine where he's going - and all the girls who'd like to go with him. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:51 | |
-Polly, why not tell him the truth about Johnny? -Much too complicated! | 0:55:51 | 0:55:56 | |
Besides, he'd never believe me. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:59 | |
-You know, it's funny... -Hmm? -Well, at first I was afraid they wouldn't take Johnny back. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:06 | |
Now I'm afraid they might! | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
-You're really serious about keeping Johnny, aren't you? -He looks like me. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:16 | |
Come on, you'll be late for the party. | 0:56:16 | 0:56:19 | |
-You're wasting valuable time. -Oh, they'll wait! | 0:56:19 | 0:56:23 | |
Well... | 0:56:23 | 0:56:25 | |
Happy New Year...to the Parishes. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:30 | |
The same to you...from us! | 0:56:30 | 0:56:33 | |
-Aw-w... Bye. -Bye. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:36 | |
Now, then. It'll soon be New Year's and we'll open a warm bottle of milk! ..Champagne, I mean! | 0:56:50 | 0:56:57 | |
Come on! You got to get in the mood! Come on, now. | 0:56:59 | 0:57:03 | |
Here's a hat for baby! And a hat for Polly! | 0:57:03 | 0:57:07 | |
There! | 0:57:07 | 0:57:09 | |
That's the spirit! | 0:57:09 | 0:57:12 | |
Come on... Ready? | 0:57:12 | 0:57:14 | |
TOOT | 0:57:14 | 0:57:16 | |
Ooh! | 0:57:18 | 0:57:20 | |
Whee-ee! | 0:57:21 | 0:57:23 | |
That's my fella! That's my boy. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:28 | |
# How I love my pretty baby | 0:57:29 | 0:57:33 | |
# I love every little thing you do | 0:57:33 | 0:57:36 | |
# And every time that you make patty cake | 0:57:36 | 0:57:40 | |
# My heart makes a patty cake too. # | 0:57:40 | 0:57:44 | |
-KNOCK ON DOOR -Oh... | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
Mary must have forgotten something. Yeah! She did. | 0:57:47 | 0:57:52 | |
-Cinderella? -Oh, Mr Merlin! -I'm in a great hurry, and so are you! | 0:57:54 | 0:57:59 | |
-We're going to a party! Miss Parish, you're not dressed yet! -Stood up? | 0:57:59 | 0:58:04 | |
-What? -You were stood up! | 0:58:04 | 0:58:07 | |
-I told her I'd phone and I forgot to. Get your coat! -Oh, I can't go! Johnny! -Don't worry. Mrs Dugan? | 0:58:07 | 0:58:14 | |
-Mrs Dugan will baby-sit. -I can take my "date" downstairs. -Get your coat! -All right! | 0:58:14 | 0:58:21 | |
-Oh, no... -No?! | 0:58:21 | 0:58:24 | |
-I haven't any clothes! -I thought of that too! Get your coat! -All right! | 0:58:24 | 0:58:29 | |
HE WHISTLES "Lullaby In Blue" | 0:58:29 | 0:58:32 | |
-All right. Goodnight, Johnny! -Happy New Year! -Happy New Year! -Yeah... | 0:58:38 | 0:58:43 | |
Happy New Year! Come on, boy. | 0:58:43 | 0:58:47 | |
Wait right here. | 0:58:53 | 0:58:56 | |
Mr Merlin? | 0:59:14 | 0:59:16 | |
Dan? M-Merlin? | 0:59:16 | 0:59:19 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC | 0:59:30 | 0:59:34 | |
HE WHISTLES | 1:01:34 | 1:01:37 | |
HE WOLF-WHISTLES | 1:01:57 | 1:02:01 | |
DANCE-BAND MUSIC | 1:02:34 | 1:02:38 | |
Oh, you can sure hear those wolves howling on these cold winter nights! | 1:02:55 | 1:03:00 | |
Sit down, gentlemen! No point to my introducing this young lady. | 1:03:02 | 1:03:07 | |
Her father is a Swedish manufacturer and she doesn't speak any English! | 1:03:07 | 1:03:13 | |
HE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH | 1:03:13 | 1:03:16 | |
SHE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH | 1:03:16 | 1:03:18 | |
Dan, where did YOU learn Swedish? | 1:03:22 | 1:03:25 | |
I spent two weeks in Sweden...last year. It's a very simple language. | 1:03:25 | 1:03:30 | |
HE SPEAKS MOCK-SWEDISH | 1:03:30 | 1:03:35 | |
Sven! | 1:03:35 | 1:03:37 | |
She just said the funniest thing! | 1:03:40 | 1:03:43 | |
She's a very witty girl! | 1:03:43 | 1:03:46 | |
Dan, how do you say "dance" in Swedish? | 1:03:46 | 1:03:50 | |
-Uh..."rovo". -Ja? -Rovo, mademoiselle? | 1:03:50 | 1:03:53 | |
Smorgas! Sven! | 1:03:55 | 1:03:58 | |
TANGO MUSIC | 1:04:13 | 1:04:16 | |
RUMBA MUSIC | 1:04:37 | 1:04:40 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 1:04:49 | 1:04:52 | |
Can you say "thanks" in Swedish, Dan? | 1:04:52 | 1:04:55 | |
BOTH SPEAK MOCK-SWEDISH | 1:04:55 | 1:04:59 | |
Oh... | 1:05:01 | 1:05:04 | |
How do you say "I'm hungry" in Swedish? | 1:05:04 | 1:05:07 | |
Uh..."Samsa DANCING!" | 1:05:07 | 1:05:10 | |
-Let's get out of here and I'll get you something to eat! -Let's go! | 1:05:10 | 1:05:15 | |
-You're not going, are you? -Sorry, we have another stop to make. | 1:05:15 | 1:05:20 | |
Uh...Jor-na "Happy New Year"! | 1:05:20 | 1:05:24 | |
Oh... | 1:05:24 | 1:05:26 | |
Oppy New Ye-e-ear! | 1:05:26 | 1:05:29 | |
Oppy New Ye-e-ear! | 1:05:29 | 1:05:32 | |
ALL: Oppy New Year! | 1:05:32 | 1:05:34 | |
Ah, ja! | 1:05:34 | 1:05:36 | |
I don't blame him for wanting to go, the way you fellas monopolised her! | 1:05:36 | 1:05:42 | |
-Leaving so soon? -We promised to drop in on some other people. | 1:05:45 | 1:05:50 | |
-Tell me, Louise, how did I do? -Not bad for a fill-in! | 1:05:50 | 1:05:54 | |
Personally, I'd rather go stag! | 1:05:54 | 1:05:57 | |
You could, with that short haircut! | 1:05:57 | 1:06:00 | |
DAN GIGGLES | 1:06:00 | 1:06:03 | |
Oppy New Ye-e-ear! | 1:06:03 | 1:06:06 | |
JAZZY MUSIC | 1:06:10 | 1:06:14 | |
-Little ahead of time, aren't they? -Doesn't matter what year it is - that goes on all the time! | 1:06:22 | 1:06:29 | |
CLOCK CHIMES | 1:06:31 | 1:06:34 | |
ALL: # Should auld acquaintance be forgot | 1:06:35 | 1:06:39 | |
# And never brought to mind? | 1:06:39 | 1:06:42 | |
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot | 1:06:42 | 1:06:46 | |
# And days of auld lang syne? | 1:06:46 | 1:06:50 | |
# For auld lang syne, my dear | 1:06:50 | 1:06:53 | |
# For auld lang syne | 1:06:53 | 1:06:56 | |
# We'll take a cup o' kindness yet | 1:06:56 | 1:06:59 | |
# For auld lang syne | 1:06:59 | 1:07:01 | |
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind...? # | 1:07:07 | 1:07:12 | |
HOOTERS DROWN OUT SPEECH | 1:07:13 | 1:07:18 | |
# ..For the sake of auld lang syne | 1:07:18 | 1:07:21 | |
# For auld lang syne, my dear For auld lang syne | 1:07:21 | 1:07:26 | |
# We'll take a cup o' kindness yet | 1:07:26 | 1:07:30 | |
# For auld lang syne. # | 1:07:30 | 1:07:32 | |
Oh... | 1:07:39 | 1:07:41 | |
-Oh, all I want to do is sit down! -Where were you? I tried to find you. | 1:07:41 | 1:07:47 | |
-I tried to find you too, and I took the subway home. -It doesn't take that long to come downtown! | 1:07:47 | 1:07:54 | |
It does when you forget to put money in your 90 purse! | 1:07:54 | 1:07:58 | |
Oh...! | 1:07:58 | 1:08:00 | |
Oh, my feet will need retreading, and I'm hoarse from saying "Happy New Year" to all the drunks! | 1:08:00 | 1:08:07 | |
-I'm sorry. -Oh... but I had a wonderful time, Dan. | 1:08:07 | 1:08:12 | |
The best night of my life. | 1:08:12 | 1:08:15 | |
So did I, Polly. | 1:08:15 | 1:08:17 | |
Except I didn't dance one dance or get a single New Year's kiss! | 1:08:17 | 1:08:22 | |
Special rule No 4 - "Any employee fraternising with an executive is subject to instant dismissal. | 1:08:27 | 1:08:34 | |
"Signed, John B Merlin." | 1:08:34 | 1:08:37 | |
Miss Parish... | 1:08:37 | 1:08:39 | |
you're fired. | 1:08:39 | 1:08:42 | |
Mr Merlin! | 1:08:57 | 1:08:59 | |
You're...rehired. | 1:09:00 | 1:09:03 | |
On second thought...you're fired! | 1:09:04 | 1:09:07 | |
I think I'd better have my...job back...right away! | 1:09:26 | 1:09:31 | |
You're hired! | 1:09:31 | 1:09:33 | |
I...I feel kind of strange! | 1:09:36 | 1:09:39 | |
You know something? | 1:09:39 | 1:09:42 | |
I feel the same way! | 1:09:42 | 1:09:44 | |
# I never felt | 1:09:44 | 1:09:48 | |
# This way before | 1:09:48 | 1:09:51 | |
# I never dreamed | 1:09:53 | 1:09:55 | |
# That this would happen | 1:09:55 | 1:10:00 | |
# A warm caress | 1:10:01 | 1:10:03 | |
# From more or less a stranger | 1:10:03 | 1:10:08 | |
# And oh, so suddenly | 1:10:08 | 1:10:11 | |
# You mean oh, so much to me | 1:10:11 | 1:10:18 | |
# I never felt | 1:10:18 | 1:10:21 | |
# I could melt this way before | 1:10:21 | 1:10:26 | |
# Or that a kiss | 1:10:26 | 1:10:29 | |
# Could take my heart for granted | 1:10:29 | 1:10:35 | |
# Night after night | 1:10:35 | 1:10:38 | |
# I've waited and I've wondered Darling, where you are | 1:10:38 | 1:10:44 | |
# And there you are | 1:10:45 | 1:10:47 | |
# What a breathless love affair you are | 1:10:47 | 1:10:52 | |
# I may not know how real Or how unreal | 1:10:52 | 1:10:58 | |
# This may be | 1:10:58 | 1:11:01 | |
# I only know I never felt this way | 1:11:02 | 1:11:09 | |
# Before. # | 1:11:09 | 1:11:12 | |
Goodnight. | 1:11:22 | 1:11:24 | |
-Goodnight. -And "Smorgas", for the start of a perfect new year. | 1:11:25 | 1:11:30 | |
Smorgas to you! | 1:11:30 | 1:11:33 | |
Well... | 1:11:33 | 1:11:35 | |
goodnight! | 1:11:35 | 1:11:37 | |
Goodnight. | 1:11:37 | 1:11:40 | |
HE SIGHS | 1:11:45 | 1:11:48 | |
# I never felt | 1:12:04 | 1:12:07 | |
# I could melt this way before | 1:12:07 | 1:12:12 | |
# Or that a kiss | 1:12:12 | 1:12:14 | |
# Could take my heart for granted | 1:12:14 | 1:12:21 | |
# Night after night | 1:12:21 | 1:12:24 | |
# I've waited and I've wondered Darling, where you are | 1:12:24 | 1:12:30 | |
# And there you are | 1:12:30 | 1:12:34 | |
# What a breathless love affair you are | 1:12:34 | 1:12:38 | |
# I may not know how real Or how unreal | 1:12:38 | 1:12:45 | |
# This may be | 1:12:45 | 1:12:48 | |
# I only know | 1:12:48 | 1:12:51 | |
# I never felt this way... # | 1:12:51 | 1:12:56 | |
Oh, I'm... | 1:12:56 | 1:12:58 | |
Happy New Year! No... | 1:13:08 | 1:13:11 | |
Smorgas? | 1:13:11 | 1:13:13 | |
Watch our property! | 1:13:28 | 1:13:31 | |
This head is worth more than yours is! | 1:13:31 | 1:13:34 | |
Don't just stand here - back to... | 1:13:36 | 1:13:39 | |
You lost your head! Right, stupid, clean it up! | 1:13:43 | 1:13:47 | |
Hold your breath! | 1:13:47 | 1:13:49 | |
I've said it before and I'll say it again - he is an idiot! | 1:13:50 | 1:13:55 | |
Remember, he is YOUR idiot! | 1:13:55 | 1:13:58 | |
Hiya, gorgeous, did you miss a ball on New Year's Eve! | 1:13:58 | 1:14:03 | |
-A miss is as good as a mile, they say! -Agh! | 1:14:03 | 1:14:06 | |
-That's OK, honey - no hard feelings! I still go for the domestic type! I thought this weekend... -Freddie... | 1:14:06 | 1:14:14 | |
You have the lowest mind and the highest hopes. And if you don't stop bothering me, I'll report you. | 1:14:14 | 1:14:21 | |
-Hey, now, wait a minute! -Uh-oh, Dan Merlin! -The number one boy, eh? | 1:14:21 | 1:14:26 | |
We don't want to lose our connections! | 1:14:26 | 1:14:29 | |
-How's the baby? -Fine, thank you! He sleeps on his stomach all the time. -And you? | 1:14:29 | 1:14:35 | |
-Well, not on my stomach...but all the time! -In that case, would you like to go for a drive on Sunday? | 1:14:35 | 1:14:43 | |
I'd love to, but your car may be a little cool for the baby. | 1:14:43 | 1:14:47 | |
Yes, I...I suppose it would. | 1:14:47 | 1:14:51 | |
-I'll be in the park Sunday - with all the other mothers. -Oh... | 1:14:54 | 1:15:00 | |
I'll try to get over. | 1:15:00 | 1:15:02 | |
Well... Oh... | 1:15:02 | 1:15:05 | |
-Creely, do you have a personnel problem? -Yes, young Miller. | 1:15:07 | 1:15:12 | |
His carnation has gone to his head! | 1:15:15 | 1:15:18 | |
-If it's OK, I'll put him back in stock. -That's up to Mr Hargraves. He's head of the flower brigade! | 1:15:18 | 1:15:25 | |
Take the controls, Hargraves. Yes, sir! | 1:15:25 | 1:15:29 | |
Good morning, Mr Hargraves! I trust young Dan didn't have anything troublesome on his mind? | 1:15:32 | 1:15:39 | |
Do you follow me? | 1:15:47 | 1:15:49 | |
Miller, we've decided you're an idio...you're inadequate. Report back to the stockroom! | 1:15:49 | 1:15:56 | |
But... | 1:15:56 | 1:15:58 | |
I see you got your flower picked. Put this away until summer, BOY! They can't do this! | 1:16:04 | 1:16:11 | |
I know where the body's buried! So crawl in with it! Grr-r! | 1:16:11 | 1:16:16 | |
I'll talk to Mr Creely. | 1:16:17 | 1:16:19 | |
"Mr John...B..." | 1:16:30 | 1:16:33 | |
HUSKY VOICE: This is for JB Merlin, personally. | 1:16:45 | 1:16:50 | |
Very good, sir. Will you wait for a reply? Wait? Reply? No! No! | 1:16:50 | 1:16:56 | |
-Letter for you, sir. -Where's Mr Dan? -He went for a walk in the park, sir. | 1:16:59 | 1:17:05 | |
"This is to let you know that you're a grandfather." | 1:17:08 | 1:17:12 | |
"This is to let you know that you're a grandfather." Grandfather?! No-o! | 1:17:20 | 1:17:25 | |
"If you don't believe me, ask your son and a girl whose name I shan't mention! Yours truly, a friend." | 1:17:25 | 1:17:33 | |
Grandfather! | 1:17:33 | 1:17:35 | |
GRANDfather! | 1:17:35 | 1:17:38 | |
Oh... ADAMS! | 1:17:38 | 1:17:41 | |
-ADAMS! -Sir? -What park? -I'm sorry? -What park did Mr Dan go to? | 1:17:41 | 1:17:45 | |
-One downtown, sir. -Downtown is full of parks! -Yes, sir. -Get my hat! -Yes. | 1:17:45 | 1:17:51 | |
Coat! Tie! Vest! Shirt! Overcoat! Scarf! | 1:17:51 | 1:17:54 | |
-There we go! -Hi! -Oh, hello, Dan! -Morning, Johnny! | 1:17:57 | 1:18:03 | |
-HE GURGLES -What does that mean? -Good morning! | 1:18:03 | 1:18:08 | |
Oh...I beg your pardon, John. | 1:18:08 | 1:18:10 | |
Well, thank you! | 1:18:10 | 1:18:13 | |
Oh...the news of my raise came through yesterday. Do I deserve two in a row? How can I ever thank you? | 1:18:15 | 1:18:22 | |
Answer number one - yes. | 1:18:22 | 1:18:24 | |
-Answer number two - you needn't try. I had selfish reasons for giving you more pay. -Nothing personal, I hope? | 1:18:24 | 1:18:32 | |
-Well, sort of. Old John Parish here is involved. -I don't understand. | 1:18:32 | 1:18:37 | |
Now you can afford a part-time nurse. Hire Mrs Dugan. | 1:18:37 | 1:18:41 | |
-Johnny won't be on your hands so much. -But I want him on my hands! | 1:18:41 | 1:18:46 | |
-You seem to have come a long way for a girl who wouldn't admit he was yours. -Well, I... | 1:18:46 | 1:18:53 | |
He looks like me! | 1:18:54 | 1:18:57 | |
Doesn't he look like the coffee pot thrower?! | 1:18:57 | 1:19:00 | |
Yes, I... I suppose he looks like him. | 1:19:04 | 1:19:08 | |
-Maybe that'll bring him back. He may want... -No, he won't. | 1:19:08 | 1:19:13 | |
-That baby's mine, Dan, and he'll stay mine. -Yours and the coffee pot thrower's! | 1:19:13 | 1:19:19 | |
We'd better stop this discussion. I'm not experienced enough to take care of TWO babies! | 1:19:19 | 1:19:26 | |
-Well... Nice, bright day! Perfect day for the park! -Mr Merlin! -Dad! | 1:19:27 | 1:19:33 | |
-Polly, this is my father. -How do you do? -How do you do? And who is this? | 1:19:33 | 1:19:38 | |
This is Miss Parish's little boy. | 1:19:38 | 1:19:41 | |
A boy! | 1:19:43 | 1:19:46 | |
Would you mind - if I were careful - | 1:19:47 | 1:19:50 | |
would you let me hold him, just a minute? | 1:19:50 | 1:19:54 | |
Of course, Mr Merlin. | 1:19:55 | 1:19:58 | |
MR MERLIN CHUCKLES | 1:19:58 | 1:20:01 | |
BABY GURGLES | 1:20:01 | 1:20:04 | |
I know that chin! | 1:20:04 | 1:20:06 | |
-What's his name? -Uh... | 1:20:09 | 1:20:11 | |
John! | 1:20:11 | 1:20:13 | |
Thanks for that, anyway. | 1:20:13 | 1:20:16 | |
Is there something I can do for you, sir? | 1:20:18 | 1:20:22 | |
Oh, you've done it! | 1:20:22 | 1:20:24 | |
-I wouldn't keep John out much longer. It's chilly. -Dad? You're acting strangely. | 1:20:24 | 1:20:31 | |
-What's the matter? -I will discuss this with you at home. | 1:20:31 | 1:20:35 | |
Good day, uh...MISS Parish. | 1:20:35 | 1:20:39 | |
Oh, no! Excuse me! | 1:20:44 | 1:20:46 | |
Dad! | 1:20:46 | 1:20:48 | |
Dad! Wait a minute! Wait! Wait! | 1:20:48 | 1:20:52 | |
Oh-h-h! | 1:20:57 | 1:21:00 | |
Oh, Johnny! | 1:21:03 | 1:21:05 | |
You trap everybody! | 1:21:05 | 1:21:08 | |
-Look here...! -Now...! | 1:21:12 | 1:21:14 | |
-Morning, sir. -Good morning, Adams. | 1:21:14 | 1:21:17 | |
BOTH TOGETHER: Now...! | 1:21:24 | 1:21:27 | |
-I -do the talking. 20 years I've been waiting. What for? A grandson! | 1:21:27 | 1:21:33 | |
But, Dad... | 1:21:33 | 1:21:35 | |
Oh, excuse me, sir. | 1:21:36 | 1:21:38 | |
-Dad... -My grandson needs a decent home! Respectable married parents! -Listen... -Not until you're honest! | 1:21:46 | 1:21:53 | |
Just listen... | 1:21:53 | 1:21:55 | |
Oh...excuse me, sir. | 1:21:57 | 1:22:00 | |
-Now... -Dan, you're going to marry that girl and bring my grandson into this house! -You haven't any grandson! | 1:22:09 | 1:22:17 | |
-Can't you understand? -Do you think I'm in my dotage?! I saw the baby, the girl and you! | 1:22:17 | 1:22:24 | |
And I have other information - a letter! I'd know that baby anywhere. He looks exactly like me! | 1:22:24 | 1:22:31 | |
I don't know if you need a psychiatrist - you may - but you certainly need glasses! | 1:22:31 | 1:22:38 | |
Oh, do I? Let me tell you what I'm going to do, with or without glasses. | 1:22:38 | 1:22:43 | |
I'm going to have my grandchild, in spite of you or his mother! Even if I have to go to the Supreme Court! | 1:22:43 | 1:22:51 | |
-You are the stubbornest man I ever saw! -Don't you dare leave without my permission! | 1:22:51 | 1:22:57 | |
Haven't we any spoons in this house?! | 1:23:01 | 1:23:04 | |
Oh... Excuse me, sir. | 1:23:04 | 1:23:06 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 1:23:08 | 1:23:11 | |
(Just a minute!) | 1:23:11 | 1:23:13 | |
-Hi! -Hi. | 1:23:16 | 1:23:19 | |
Oh... | 1:23:20 | 1:23:22 | |
Don't laugh - the joke may be on you! | 1:23:24 | 1:23:27 | |
-What? -My father wants the baby. He's probably sending for lawyers. -He can't! Johnny belongs to me! | 1:23:27 | 1:23:35 | |
-Then dig up that coffee pot thrower to testify... -I... I can't. | 1:23:35 | 1:23:40 | |
You must take me to see your father! | 1:23:40 | 1:23:43 | |
You don't understand. He's gone off the reservation and he's doing war whoops! ..He wanted me to marry you. | 1:23:43 | 1:23:51 | |
He wanted to set up a ready-made family just so he'd have a grandson. | 1:23:51 | 1:23:57 | |
He's gone crazy! | 1:23:57 | 1:24:00 | |
Well... | 1:24:01 | 1:24:03 | |
he must be... if he thought I'D marry you! | 1:24:03 | 1:24:07 | |
-Oh, Polly...I didn't mean it that way! -Please go! | 1:24:07 | 1:24:11 | |
-I didn't realise how that sounded! -The baby's taking... Please go! | 1:24:11 | 1:24:17 | |
-Polly... -Please! | 1:24:17 | 1:24:19 | |
Mrs Dugan, I'm in terrible trouble! | 1:24:51 | 1:24:54 | |
-I think I'll have to leave town. He's getting lawyers. He's going to take Johnny! -Who, young Mr Merlin? | 1:24:56 | 1:25:03 | |
No, old Mr Merlin. He thinks Johnny's his grandson! | 1:25:03 | 1:25:08 | |
-Ain't he? -No! | 1:25:08 | 1:25:11 | |
You see, that day on my lunch hour, I just happened to be going... | 1:25:11 | 1:25:16 | |
Oh, I wish I could explain, Mrs Dugan, but I... | 1:25:16 | 1:25:20 | |
-Oh... -That's Mike, my sister's son, down from Harvard for the weekend. | 1:25:20 | 1:25:25 | |
Miss Parish is the one with Johnny. ..Harvard - they all look that way! | 1:25:25 | 1:25:31 | |
-Hi. -Hi! -He'll send someone to ask me questions and I won't be able to answer them! | 1:25:31 | 1:25:37 | |
Miss Parish, this situation suggests that if your infant had a father, there would be no need for concern! | 1:25:37 | 1:25:45 | |
-They generally do, you know. -I kn... | 1:25:45 | 1:25:49 | |
Yes...that's right! | 1:25:51 | 1:25:54 | |
Yeah... we just need an old man for Johnny! | 1:25:54 | 1:25:58 | |
No, I'm too young and innocent! Hey, Daddy, where's the cigars? What cigars?! | 1:26:01 | 1:26:07 | |
HE WHISTLES | 1:26:07 | 1:26:11 | |
-Miller! I want to talk to you. -Yes, sir? | 1:26:11 | 1:26:14 | |
-You know Miss Parish well, don't you? -Polly? I hardly know her name! -Who's the father of her baby? | 1:26:14 | 1:26:22 | |
-Not me! -Did you ever meet the father? -No, sir. I don't think there is one! | 1:26:22 | 1:26:28 | |
-What?! -I think she got it like... winning a raffle! | 1:26:28 | 1:26:33 | |
-Miller? -Yes, sir? -Would you like your carnation back? -Would I?! -All right, come with me. -Yes, sir. | 1:26:33 | 1:26:40 | |
-We have Mr Wharton on the phone, sir. -Wharton? Hold this. Don't drop it. | 1:26:48 | 1:26:53 | |
-Hello. -Mr and Mrs Clancy are here. -Never heard of them. Throw them out! ..Wharton, where are you? Skiing?! | 1:26:55 | 1:27:02 | |
-A lawyer, your age? -It's about the baby. -I need you here. Something... | 1:27:02 | 1:27:07 | |
MY baby? Well, show them in! ..No, Wharton, I wasn't talking to you. I haven't had a baby! | 1:27:07 | 1:27:14 | |
Please be seated. | 1:27:15 | 1:27:18 | |
Mrs Clancy? I thought you were Miss Parish. | 1:27:23 | 1:27:27 | |
Oh, that's the name I go by at the store. Mr Clancy - Mike - and I have been married for two years. | 1:27:27 | 1:27:35 | |
Y-Yes, sir. Two years. Give or take a few weeks. | 1:27:35 | 1:27:39 | |
-Your son told us there seems to be some misunderstanding about...our baby. -YOUR baby? | 1:27:39 | 1:27:46 | |
Yes, sir. Mrs Clancy is the mother and I, of course... | 1:27:46 | 1:27:50 | |
I hope that clears up any wrong ideas you may have had. | 1:27:50 | 1:27:55 | |
It's as though there had been a death in the family. | 1:27:57 | 1:28:01 | |
Now, then, Dad, here is the father! | 1:28:06 | 1:28:09 | |
Uh, Mr Merlin, my wife - Miss Parish - is a...is...is... | 1:28:09 | 1:28:15 | |
is a very nervous woman, and...and your son told me... | 1:28:15 | 1:28:20 | |
that you...you want to take our son away from us. | 1:28:20 | 1:28:24 | |
Uh... | 1:28:24 | 1:28:26 | |
You scared Miss Parish! | 1:28:26 | 1:28:29 | |
Mr Merlin, just how much, I ask you, are we supposed to give up for the store? | 1:28:29 | 1:28:36 | |
-Hmm? -See him? | 1:28:36 | 1:28:39 | |
That's the father SHE brought round! You two have slipped up - you've got one too many! | 1:28:39 | 1:28:45 | |
-So...you finally showed up? -I was unable to arrive more promptly - I am at university! | 1:28:47 | 1:28:53 | |
-That was charming, running out on her, so you could go to school(!) -Dan, it's all over. The jig is up! | 1:28:53 | 1:29:00 | |
Come here. | 1:29:02 | 1:29:04 | |
You know what this is? | 1:29:04 | 1:29:07 | |
-As an assumption, I'd say a coffee pot! -That's a good assumption from you! | 1:29:07 | 1:29:13 | |
-Ow! -You can't do that! -Who's going to stop me? -You're not impressing me! | 1:29:13 | 1:29:18 | |
-As for you, I'm going to prosecute you for...something! -Mr Merlin, your son made me do it - HE'S the father! | 1:29:18 | 1:29:26 | |
-HE'S the father! -I'm not, I'm a Harvard man! | 1:29:26 | 1:29:30 | |
Wait...I don't care who the father is - I'M the grandfather! | 1:29:30 | 1:29:34 | |
Sir, "Mother" just left. | 1:29:37 | 1:29:39 | |
-Left?! -She'll take the baby! | 1:29:39 | 1:29:42 | |
THEY ALL SHOUT | 1:29:42 | 1:29:46 | |
You're a Harvard man?! | 1:29:47 | 1:29:49 | |
-Which tenant do you want? -You know! -She's gone! -Where's my grandson? -Gone too! -She hasn't had time to go! | 1:30:15 | 1:30:23 | |
-Hasn't had time! -Go ahead - I've got the key! | 1:30:23 | 1:30:26 | |
-Mr Dugan, I must see her. -I'm not going to bandy words with you - where's that child? | 1:30:26 | 1:30:33 | |
-Where is my grandchild? Answer me, woman! I am John B Merlin, chairman of the company! -Mrs Dugan... | 1:30:33 | 1:30:40 | |
I have money, lawyers and a vindictive personality! | 1:30:40 | 1:30:45 | |
-Mrs... -Now I've explained to a woman of limited brains, what do you say? | 1:30:45 | 1:30:50 | |
Where did you get that hat, John?! | 1:30:50 | 1:30:53 | |
BABY GURGLES | 1:30:55 | 1:30:58 | |
Polly? Mrs Dugan, please, she must be... | 1:31:01 | 1:31:05 | |
Hello, darling, coochy-coochy-coochy! | 1:31:05 | 1:31:09 | |
-You're old enough for a grandfather, anyway! -Thank you! ..Coochy-coochy! | 1:31:09 | 1:31:14 | |
Why don't you leave me alone? | 1:31:21 | 1:31:23 | |
-I can't. -Well, you'll have to from now on! Go away! -I can't. | 1:31:23 | 1:31:29 | |
You're not going to get Johnny - you, your father or anybody! I love him! He looks like me! | 1:31:29 | 1:31:35 | |
-My father says Johnny looks like HIM. -Let me tell you something... | 1:31:35 | 1:31:41 | |
-I'm listening. -I found Johnny, and finders are keepers! You just try to get him! | 1:31:41 | 1:31:47 | |
-That's the other Merlin. I'm the young one! -Mr Merlin, you can believe it or not. | 1:31:47 | 1:31:53 | |
I was looking for a job - and Johnny was on the steps of the home... You wouldn't believe it. Nobody does. | 1:31:53 | 1:32:01 | |
-I do. -Oh, sure you... | 1:32:01 | 1:32:03 | |
-You do? -Now, I have something to tell YOU. -What? | 1:32:03 | 1:32:08 | |
I'M the father of that baby. | 1:32:08 | 1:32:11 | |
You are? | 1:32:12 | 1:32:15 | |
Dan? | 1:32:15 | 1:32:17 | |
That's the first true thing you've said all day! | 1:32:17 | 1:32:21 | |
# Into my life | 1:32:23 | 1:32:27 | |
# Came a bundle of joy | 1:32:27 | 1:32:30 | |
# Now the joy of my life Is to share it all with you | 1:32:31 | 1:32:38 | |
# And what will we find | 1:32:39 | 1:32:43 | |
# In a bundle of joy? | 1:32:43 | 1:32:47 | |
# We will find peace of mind | 1:32:47 | 1:32:50 | |
# And most of our dreams come true | 1:32:50 | 1:32:53 | |
# There will be smiles | 1:32:57 | 1:33:00 | |
# Intermingled with tears | 1:33:00 | 1:33:04 | |
# And those promising years We can both look forward to | 1:33:04 | 1:33:11 | |
# And so, aren't we | 1:33:12 | 1:33:16 | |
# A fortunate girl, a fortunate boy? | 1:33:16 | 1:33:21 | |
# To share a bundle of joy | 1:33:21 | 1:33:24 | |
# That's wrapped with blessings from above | 1:33:24 | 1:33:30 | |
# And tied with a ribbon | 1:33:30 | 1:33:33 | |
# Of everlasting | 1:33:33 | 1:33:39 | |
# Love! # | 1:33:39 | 1:33:43 |