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This is a bootleg television wake-up call.

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Do not adjust your set.

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Repeat - do not adjust your set.

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Normal service will not be resumed.

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Welcome to the permanent night shift.

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Keith Richards at the controls, calling all night owls and hipsters.

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This is a reality hacking incident.

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For the next nine hours you're invited to ride with me.

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Through the night and out the other side.

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A random night-flight across uncharted airwaves.

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Fasten your safety belts, the weekend starts here.

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Culture jamming in progress.

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Good evening and welcome.

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Later on we shall be talking with John Betjeman and Nicol Williamson

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about a subject that concerns us all.

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But first, a first.

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The first performance of the Rolling Stones by the Rolling Stones

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in a television studio for over a year.

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The song is from their new LP Beggars Banquet

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and it's called Sympathy For The Devil.

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Will you welcome, please, Mr Mick Jagger, Mr Keith Richards,

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Mr Brian Jones, Mr Charlie Watts and Mr Bill Wyman

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or to give them their proper title,

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the quiet young gentleman of the Rolling Stones.

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# Yeah!

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# Yeah!

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# Uh

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# Uh

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# Please allow me to introduce myself

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# I'm a man of wealth and taste

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# I've been around for a long, long year

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# Stole many a man's soul and faith

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# I was round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain

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# Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate

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# Pleased to meet you

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# Hope you guess my name

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# Hey

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# But what's puzzling you is just the nature of my game

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# Stuck around St Petersburg

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# When I saw it was a time for a change

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# Killed the Tsar and his ministers

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# Anastasia screamed in vain

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# I rode a tank

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# Held a general's rank

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# When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

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# Pleased to meet you

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# Hope you guess my name

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# Yeah

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# But what's puzzling you is just the nature of my game

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# Watched with glee

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# While your kings and queens fought for ten decades

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# For the gods they made

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# I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?"

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# And after all, it was you and me

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# Let me, please, introduce myself

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# I'm a man of wealth and taste

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# I lay traps for troubadours

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# Who get killed before they reached Bombay

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# Pleased to meet you

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# Hope you guess my name

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# Oh, yeah

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# But what's puzzling you is just the nature of my game

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# Oh, yeah

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# Get down with it, boy

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# Pleased to meet you

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# Hope you guess my name

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# Oh, yeah

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# But what's confusing you is just the nature of my game

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# Oh, beat it

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# Just as every cop is a criminal

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# And all the sinners saints

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# As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer

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# Cos I'm in need of some restraint

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# So if you meet me

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# Have some courtesy

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# Have some sympathy

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# Have some taste

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# Use all your well-learned politesse

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# Or I'll lay your soul to waste

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# Oh, yeah

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# Pleased to meet you

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# Hope you guess my name

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# Ah, yeah

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# But what's puzzling you is just the nature of my game

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# All right

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# Now get on down

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# All right

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# Oh, yeah

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# Woohoo!

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# All right

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# Ooh-ooh-ooh

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# Ooh

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# All right

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# Ooh-ooh-ooh

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# Ooh-ooh

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# Oooh, yeah

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# Ooh

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# Ooh-ooh

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# Oh, yeah

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# Oooh

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# Woohoo

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# Ah, woo

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# Woohoo

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# All right

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# Woo-hoo-hoo. #

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APPLAUSE

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The Rolling Stones with Sympathy For The Devil.

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The realisation, you know,

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especially around the time the Stones were cutting Beggars Banquet,

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The Street Fighting Man and stuff...

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it became more apparent to me that this is an incredible weapon

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if you want to use it as a weapon.

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It's probably the most subversive, potentially,

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and the most uplifting form of art there is, you know.

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But it really all depends who's hands it's in.

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Ask the bloke that blew down Jericho.

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HE LAUGHS

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Seven days on five trumpets, yeah.

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Sound is a very powerful thing.

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If you put some low hertz into something,

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you could actually blow down The Dorchester, you know?

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HE LAUGHS

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If you did enough of it.

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FREE-SYLE INTRO TO: Hey Joe by Jimi Hendrix

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MUSIC: Hey Joe by Jimi Hendrix

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# Hey, Joe

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# I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

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# Oh

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# Hey, Joe

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# I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

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# I'm goin' way down south way down south

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# You know I shot my old lady down

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# I got to get outta here as fast as I can

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# I put down... I shot my lady

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# And I've forgotten the words

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# But I got here as fast as I can

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# Yeah! #

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We'd like to stop playing this rubbish

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and dedicate a song to the Cream

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regardless of what kind of a group they might be.

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We'd like to dedicate it to Eric Clapton,

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Ginger Baker and Jack Bruce.

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MUSIC: Sunshine Of Your Love

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We're being put off the air.

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APPLAUSE

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Jimmy and I knew each other vaguely.

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He was a kind of a mystery guy.

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But from the odd times I spoke to him,

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he'd always talk to me as if he was confused about what he was doing.

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He felt like a prisoner,

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he wanted out of there,

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he felt that he'd created a monster.

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And the last conversation I had with him,

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he was intent on cutting that out

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and starting a rhythm and blues band.

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I do believe that there is some footage of what I'm talking about.

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And then in a month or two, the horrible news arrived.

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But at the same time, Jimmy and I knew that

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we were both living basically on the edge of things.

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You know what I mean?

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Is this suicide or bravado?

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HE LAUGHS

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What's the key thing that sets music apart from other art forms?

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That's a good'un.

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If you're lucky, you can not have to use the mental part so much,

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it's more from the body, more feel.

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Whereas if you're painting something...

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..or writing a book...

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You see, everything else is in a frame, you know?

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You know, Mona Lisa, it's in a frame.

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You know what I mean? Or The Last Supper, it's in a frame.

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And a book is always between two covers.

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Music, there ain't no frame on it.

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Probably is the freest form of expression...

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..which is why millions of us love it.

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Hey, you make a movie, right, you should know -

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it's going to end up on a screen. Yeah.

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You know, there's nowhere else you can show it. You know?

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HE LAUGHS

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But music, boom,

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it's just out there in the airwaves.

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MUSIC: Blues In The Night by Katie Melua

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# My mamma done told me

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# When I was in pigtails

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# My mamma done told me

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# "Hon

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# "A man is a two-face

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# "He'll give you the big eye

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# "And when the sweet talking's done

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# "A man is a two-face

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# "A worrisome thing

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# "Who'll leave you to sing the blues in the night"

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# Now the rains are fallin'

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# Hear the trains are callin'

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# Whoo-ee

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# Hear the lonesome whistle blowin' across the trestle

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# Whoo-ee

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# Ah-whoo-oo-whoo-ee

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# Clickety-clack, an echoing back

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# Blues in the night... #

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Amy, I thought, had...

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She had it all.

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You know, all she had to do was stay alive.

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It's another one of those, you know, ouch.

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You know?

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You know, all they had to... I told you not to do this at home.

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Hmm.

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Leonardo da Vinci as cartoons...

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..they don't move and they're not particularly funny.

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LAUGHTER

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But check this one out, it's by Tex Avery.

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LAUGHTER

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Uh, howdy, folks, y'all.

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I'm a-Little Red Riding Hood, you know,

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and I'm a-taking a little nourishment to my poor old grandma.

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She lives just down the road a pinch yonder.

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Duh, folks, confidentially, I'm not the real grandma,

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I'm the wolf, see?

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Course, I'm supposed to eat Red Riding Hood all up

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but I ain't going to do it.

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All I'm going to do is chase her and catch her and kiss her and hug her

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and love her and hug her and kiss her...

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HE LAUGHS ..and hug her and love her

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and kiss her and... HE LAUGHS, KNOCK AT DOOR

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HE LAUGHS Howdy, Red.

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How about a kiss for your poor old Grandma?

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Mwah, mwah, mwah!

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HE CHUCKLES Kissed a cow.

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Telegram for Mr Wolf.

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HORN HONKS

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HE PANTS

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Kiss me, my fool.

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Well, Howdy doody, cousin. Glad to see you.

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Hey, where's that pretty Red Riding Hood, huh?

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Where is she, huh? Hey, Red Riding Hood. Red, Red!

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Hey, Red! Hey, hey, Red. Red, where are you?

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Hey, where's that good looking babe? HE CHUCKLES

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HE WHISTLES Oh, boy, I want to hug her.

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I want to hug her and kiss her, kiss her and hug her...

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SUAVELY: Control yourself, cousin. Miss Riding Hood is not here.

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You will meet her this evening at the club.

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But remember, here in the city we do not shout and whistle

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at the ladies.

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Come, now, it's top hat and tails, you know.

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Oh, boy! Girls, girls. Where's the girl?

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I want to kiss a girl. I sure do love girls.

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Girls, girls, I sure do love them.

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HE LAUGHS Bring on the babe.

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Where's the pretty girl? Where's the pretty girl?

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APPLAUSE

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Bring on the babe.

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Where's the pretty...

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# All the chicks are crazy for a certain burly wolf

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# A real sharp curly, curly wolf

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# Whose mind is oh so smooth when he spreads it on

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# Sharp or smooth he's in the groove

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# Where lovin' is his thing

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# And all the babes in town trail him around

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# Just to hold his paw and say...

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# "Oh, Wolfie

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# "Oh, Wolfie, ain't you the one?"

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# "Oh, Wolfie, oh, Wolfie HE WHISTLES

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# Ain't we got fun?

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# You send the shivers up my spine

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# And when you're near I just can't sit still a minute

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# I'm so...

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# Oh, Wolfie, oh, Wolfie, please tell me do

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# What makes me love you so?

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HE WHISTLES # You're not rugged, it's true

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# But when I look at you I just...

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# Oh, Wolfie, oh, Wolfie. # HE WHISTLES

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Oh, I'm very sorry, cousin,

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but I'm afraid this city life is a bit too much for you.

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I shall motor you back to the country.

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WHISTLING

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Uh, howdy, boys.

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HORN HONKS

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Sorry, cousin, this country life's too much for you.

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I'll have to take you back to the city.

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I was always amazed at how it was done.

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The guys actually drew every movement...

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HE LAUGHS

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..and that blew me away, the idea that every movement had to be drawn.

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Meanwhile they've got Popeye moving around film.

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# I'm Popeye the sailor man

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# I'm off on a trip in me sturdy old ship

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# I'm Popeye the sailor man. #

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If you'd recommend a pirate movie to anyone, what would it be?

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Well, I've been in a couple. HE LAUGHS

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Hello, Jackie.

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Ah-argh

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I was always into stories of the sea

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and the Red Rovers and treasure islands and stuff.

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Hey, to a kid, it's fascinating.

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They're outlaws

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but, you know, they were doing, you know, something

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that, you know, everybody else would love to do

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if they could get away with it.

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And when you realise that you can almost be one

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without getting arrested...

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HE LAUGHS

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..you know, it adds to the flavour.

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Being free of normal constraints

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and accepting...

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..every order you're given.

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HE LAUGHS It's like, "Yes, sir." "No, sir."

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Cos in a way you sort of rode it onto your own back

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and said, yeah, you know...

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"Either I bow or I take my chances," you know?

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There's always been a bit of lawlessness about me.

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I think it's really to do with getting expelled

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and that experience of authority

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and that either you're going to do as you're told

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for the rest of your life

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or you're going to break free of this, you know,

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and get out of here.

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And that... I invented this job.

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HE LAUGHS

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MUSIC: Captain Pugwash theme

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It was a fine day

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and a fair wind filled the sails of the Black Pig

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as she rode merrily through the waves.

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Just where she was sailing to, nobody knew...

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..least of all Captain Pugwash,

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who was far too busy taking a little snooze on the quarterdeck

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even to care.

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The wheel turned idly this way and that

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and really the only person who knew what was happening

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was Tom the cabin boy who was keeping watch in the crows nest.

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Suddenly he spotted something.

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"A sail! A sail!" He cried.

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"A ship, a fine ship on the starboard bow."

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Down on the deck, Captain Pugwash sat up and blinked,

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then he seized his telescope...

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..got up...

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and rushed eagerly to the side of the deck.

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"Hmm. Hmm, yes. Hmm," he thought.

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"It's a ship all right, but it looks a funny sort of ship.

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"There's...there's no-one aboard.

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"No-one on the deck, no-one in the rigging.

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"Strange.

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"Can't see a soul in the cabin.

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"Oh, dear. Hmm.

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"No guns in the ports.

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"But...but wait! What's that?

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"A huge pile of treasure by the mast.

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"Hey, Tom!" he cried.

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"It's a treasure ship and there's no-one aboard.

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"Get out the rowing boat and take me over at once."

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By this time, the other ship was quite close.

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Tom got the rowing boat ready

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and although it was never easy

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getting the captain out of a big boat into a little one...

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"Ooh. Oh! Oh! Ooh. Ooh! Oh!"

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..they managed it.

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And soon Tom was rowing the captain away from the Black Pig.

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Now, the other ship wasn't quite so harmless and deserted

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as it looked.

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It was Cut-throat Jake's ship

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and Jake himself was hiding there, rubbing his hands and chortling

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with wicked glee

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as he and his terrible crew watched and waited

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for Captain Pugwash to fall into the trap.

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The captain was quite close to Jake's ship now.

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Soon the bows rose high over them

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as Tom brought the little rowing boat in and along

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to where a rope ladder hung conveniently over the side.

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Captain Pugwash wasn't usually much good at rope ladders,

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but he was so excited that he managed this one quite easily.

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He jumped onto the deck and there was the treasure,

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even more splendid than he'd imagined.

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For one brief moment, Pugwash gazed in happy delight at his prize.

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And then... "Grab him, boys," shouted Cut-throat Jake.

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"We've got him this time!" SHOUTING AND CHEERING

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All the pirates rushed out of their hiding places.

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THEY CONTINUE SHOUTING AND CHEERING

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Captain Pugwash ran for it.

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"Oh-ooh-oh!"

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But they were too fast for him

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and very soon he was well and truly caught.

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"Got you!" Said Jake. "Now then, boys, what about that plank?"

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"Argh."

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HE CHUCKLES "Good. Good.

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"Ever walked the plank, Captain?"

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"No." "Well, you're going to now..."

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"Ha-ha! ..for the last time.

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HE LAUGHS

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"It's easy.

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"You starts at this end and you fall off at t'other.

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"Now, these here is bags of gold.

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"Seen as you're so fond of treasure, captain,

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"we'll tie them round your wrist and ankles,

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"it'll make you sink faster!"

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So, heavily laden with useless gold, Pugwash sadly mounted the plank

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and thought that his last "Argh!" had really arrived.

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But he and Jake and all the pirates had forgotten Tom,

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still waiting in the little boat below.

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"Off you go, Captain," said Jake,

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"we can't wait all day, you know."

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Captain Pugwash started to walk very unsteadily along the plank.

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If there was one thing he hated, it was cold water.

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"Oh, oh, oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, dear! Oh! Oh!"

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HE SCREAMS "Wait for it," yelled Jake.

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WATER SPLASHES, THEY LAUGH

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When the pirates heard the splash, they all roared with laughter

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and rolled about the deck and made such a noise

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that nobody noticed what was really happening -

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Tom the cabin boy was fishing the captain out of the water

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and into the rowing boat.

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And although it was pretty hard work,

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when Cut-throat Jake did take a look over the side,

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this is what he saw -

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Tom with the captain rowing like anything for the Black Pig.

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"Curses!" Roared Cut-throat Jake.

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"Fetch me a cannon. I'll smash them to smithereens, I will."

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But all the cannons had been hidden to disguise the ship.

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It was a long time before the pirates found one

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and set it up and made it ready.

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Shaking with rage, Jake lit the fuse.

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The first shot missed.

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LOUD BANG

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And the second shot missed.

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And by this time Jake was all but choking with fury

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so he loaded the cannon with an extra big cannonball ball

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to make sure of hitting the boat this time.

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But it was too big,

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it got stuck in the cannon and when they let it off...

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..the whole thing exploded with a fearful roar...

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..and knocked out Cut-throat Jake and all his wicked crew senseless.

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Meanwhile, Tom was rowing hard and very nearly home.

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And up on the deck of the Black Pig,

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the mate, roused by the noise from his afternoon nap, sat up,

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rubbed his eyes and cried, "Oh, it's the captain!

0:31:110:31:15

"Fetch me a boat hook, somebody."

0:31:150:31:17

So, they got him the boat hook

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and the mate reached down and fished around

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until he managed to hook the captain.

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So Pugwash came back to his ship again.

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"Oh! Uh-oh. Ooh! Oh. Ooh!"

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And with him the bags of gold

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which Jake had tied on to make him sink quickly.

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HE LAUGHS "Smart work, hey?

0:31:370:31:39

Said the captain as he stood in triumph amid his admiring crew.

0:31:390:31:43

HE LAUGHS

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"It'll take a cleverer villain than old ruffian Jake to catch me.

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"Pugwash!"

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Nobody noticed Tom as he slipped away to his hammock below.

0:31:530:31:57

"Oh, well," thought Tom, as he settled down to sleep,

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"it's a good thing there was somebody there to catch him."

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I always wanted to know where everything was on the globe

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which I find in America is amazing -

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they don't know where anywhere else in the world is

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unless they're at war with it, you know?

0:32:290:32:31

HE LAUGHS Where's Iraq or Afghanistan?

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Oh, and then suddenly they know.

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They have a weird sense of thinking that they are the world

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and that nowhere else is...

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Which of course they eventually find out, to their detriment,

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that there is a world out there

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and they're going to give them a pain in the neck

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if they don't find out.

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I see another movie you've got up your sleeve

0:32:570:32:59

is The Man Who Would Be King? Yeah, I thought Connery

0:32:590:33:02

and...and Michael.

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In there, they played off of each other so well,

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and Huston wrote and directed it.

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It's a great story. Kipling, originally, I believe.

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