... Sings Disney Songs

# When you wish upon a star

# Makes no difference who you are

# Anything your heart desires

# Will come to you

# If your heart is in your dream

# No request is too extreme

# When you wish upon a star

# As dreamers do

# Fate is kind

# She brings to those who love

# The sweet fulfilment of

# Their secret longing

# Like a bolt out of the blue

# Fate steps in and sees you through

# When you wish upon a star

# Your dream comes true

# Fate is kind

# She brings to those who love

# The sweet fulfilment of

# Their secret longing

# Like a bolt out of the blue

# Fate steps in and sees you through

# When you wish upon a star

# Your dream

# Comes

# True! #

APPLAUSE

Bye-bye!

-Bye-bye!

-Stand by, this is it.

LAUGHTER

That's charming, innit?

Go off and leave us lying here like a pile of old timber.

Yeah. Still, we don't need them, do we?

-What do you mean?

-Well, we can... MUSIC INTRO STARTS

# I've got no strings to hold me down

# To make me fret or make me frown

# I had strings but now I'm free

# There are no strings on me

# Hi-ho, the merry-o

# I'm as happy as can be

# I want the world to know

# Nothing ever worries me

# I've got no strings, so I have fun

# I'm not tied up to anyone

# How I love my liberty

# There are no strings on me

# I've got no strings to hold me...

# I've got no strings to hold me down

# To make me fret or make me frown

# I had strings but now I'm free

# There are no strings on me

# There are...no...

# Strings...on...

# Me! #

APPLAUSE

# Zip-a-dee-do-dah

# Zip-a-dee-ay, hey

# My, my, my, my, my, my, what a

# Beautiful day

# Plenty of sunshine

# Heading my way

# Zip-a-dee-do-dah

# Zip-a-dee-ay

# Oh, Mr Bluebird

# Zip, zip, zip-a-dee-do-dah

# On my shoulder

# Zip, zip, zip-a-dee-do-dah Zip, zip, zip-a-dee-do-dah

# Ain't it the truth

# Well, you know it's actual

# Zip, zip, zip-a-dee-do-dah

# Everything's gonna be, yeah

# Satisfactual

# Zip-a-dee-do-dah

# Zip-a-dee-ay

# Wonderful feeling

# Wonderful day

# Oh, Mr Bluebird

# Sitting on my shoulder

-# Zip, zip, zip-a-dee-do-dah

-Oh, yeah

# Ain't it the truth

# And you know it's actual

# Hey

# Everything's gonna be satisfactual

# Zip-a-dee-do-dah

# Zip-a-dee-ay

# Wonderful feeling

# Wonderful

# One more time now

# Wonderful feeling

# Wonderful day

# Let me sing it just one more time

# Wonderful feeling

# Wonderful day. #

APPLAUSE

Jungle sounds next, and I'm not talking drum and bass.

Ooh, no. Big up the jungalist massive!

It's Phil Collins.

# Come stop your crying It'll be all right

# Just take my hand, hold it tight

# I will protect you from all around you

# I will be here, don't you cry

# For one so small You seem so strong

# My arms will hold you Keep you safe and warm

# This bond between us can't be broken

# I will be here, don't you cry

# Cos you'll be in my heart

# Yes, you'll be in my heart

# From this day on

# Now and forevermore

# Why can't they understand the way we feel?

# They just don't trust what they can't explain

# I know we're different but deep inside us

# We're not that different at all

# And you'll be in my heart

# Yes, you'll be in my heart

# From this day on

# Now and forevermore

# Don't listen to them

# Cos what do they know?

# We need each other

# To have, to hold

# They'll see in time

# I know

# We'll show them together

# Cos you'll be in my heart

# Believe me, you'll be in my heart

# I'll be there from this day on

# Now and forevermore

# Oh, you'll be in my...

# You'll be here in my heart

# I'll be here for you always

# I'll be there always

# Always

# I'll be with you

# Yes, I'll be there for you always

# Always and always

# Just look over your shoulder

# Just look over your shoulder

# Oh-oh

# Just look over your shoulder

# Cos I'll be there always. #

APPLAUSE

And now, folks, we're going to beat out one of our new recordings.

It's a tune from Walt Disney's picture.

And we've just finished doing this number

for the Academy Awards in Hollywood.

And it's called Bare Necessities.

# Look for the bare necessities

# The simple bare necessities

# Forget about your worries and your strife

# I mean the bare necessities

# Mother Nature's recipes

# Make the bare necessities of life

# Wherever I wander

# Wherever I roam

# I couldn't be fonder

# Of my big home

# The bees are buzzing in the trees

# To make some honey just for me

# You look under the rocks and plants

# And take a glance at the fancy ants

# And maybe try a few

# The bare necessities of life will come to you

# Look for the bare necessities

# The simple bare necessities

# Forget about your worries and your strife

# I mean the bare necessities

# The bear even rests at ease

# Have the bare necessities of life

# Just relax

# In my back yard

# And if you act like that bee acts

# You're working too hard

# Don't fill your time just looking round

# For something you want that can't be found

# You'll find out you can live without it

# And go along not even thinking about it

# Tell you something true

# The bare necessities of life will come to you

# Will come to you

# Will come to you

# Will come to you...

# Oh, yeah! #

APPLAUSE

Swinging us straight into the jungle at number 14

are the UK Mixmasters featuring Gary Martin,

with the Bare Necessities Megamix.

I know you're gonna dig this!

# Ooh-be-doo, I wanna be like you

# I wanna walk like you Talk like you, ooh

# You see, it's true

# An ape like me

# Can learn to be human, too

# Ah, yeah!

# Now, I'm the king of the swingers

# The jungle VIP

# I've reached the top and I had to stop

# That's what's bothering me

# I wanna be a real man-cub

# Stroll right into town

# Be just like other guys

# I'm tired of monkeying around

# Oh, ooh-be-doo

# I wanna be like you

# I wanna walk like you Talk like you, too

# You see it's true

# An ape like me

# Can learn to be human, too

# Ah, yeah!

# Look for the bare necessities

# The simple bare necessities

# Forget about your worries and your strife

# I mean those bare necessities

# Of Mother Nature's recipe

# That bring the bare necessities of life

# Wherever I wander

# Wherever I roam

# I couldn't be fonder

# Of my big home

# The birds are singing in the trees

# And make some honey just for me

# If you look under the rocks and plants

# And take a glance at the fancy ants

# Maybe try a few

# The bare necessities of life will come to you

# They'll come to you

# I mean those...

# Bare necessities

# The simple bare necessities

# Forget about your worries and your strife

# Yeah, man, I mean those bare necessities

# Of Mother Nature's recipe

# That bring the bare necessities of life

# The bare necessities of life will come to you

# They'll come to you

# The bare necessities of life will come to you

# Zip-bab-bibbybop, bee bah

# Oh, yeah! #

Hi, we're Eternal. And you're watching Top Of The Pops.

# Someday

# When we are wiser

# When the world's older

# When we have learned

# I pray

# Someday we may yet live

# To live

# And let live

# Someday

# Life will be fairer

# Need will be rarer

# And greed will not pay

# God speed

# This bright millennium

# On its way

# Let it come

# Someday

# Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

# Someday

# Our fight will be won then

# We'll stand in the sun then

# That bright afternoon

# Till then

# On days when the sun is gone

# We'll hang on

# As we wish

# Wish upon the moon

# There are some days dark and bitter

# Seems we haven't got a prayer

# But a prayer for something better

# Is the one thing we all share

# Someday

# When we are wiser

# When the whole world is older

# When we have learned

# God speed

# This bright millennium

# Let it come

# As we wish upon the moon

# One day, someday

# Soon

# One day

# Someday

# Soon. #

APPLAUSE

# When you get in trouble

# And you don't know right from wrong

# Give a little whistle

# Give a little whistle

# When you meet temptation

# And the urge is very strong

# Give a little whistle

# Give a little whistle

# Not just a little squeak

# Pucker up and blow

# And if your whistle's weak, just yell

# Jiminy Cricket!

# Take the straight and narrow path

# And if you start to slide

# Give a little whistle

# Give a little whistle

# And always let your conscience be your guide

# Hi-diddle-dee-dee

# An actor's life for me

# A high silk hat and a silver cane

# A watch of gold and a diamond chain

# Hi-diddle-dee-doo

# You sleep till after two

# You promenade with a big cigar

# You tour the world in a private car

# And dine on chicken and caviar

# An actor's life for me

# Hi-diddle-dee-dum

# An actor's life is fun

# A wax moustache and a beaver coat

-# A pony cart

-And a billy goat

# Hi-diddle-dee-dee

# An actor's life for me

# It's great to be a celebrity

# An actor's life

# For me! #

# Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

# Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

# If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

# Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

# Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

# Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

# If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

# Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

# Supercalifragilisticexpiali... #

And of course, if you say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards,

you have...a terrible mess!

# Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious! #

APPLAUSE

The winner of this year's Oscar for Best Original Song.

It's the title track from Walt Disney's smash-hit animated film

Beauty and the Beast.

APPLAUSE

# Oooh-oooh

# Tale as old as time

# True as it can be

# Barely even friends

# Then somebody bends

# Unexpectedly

# Just a little change

# Small to say the least

# Both a little scared

# Neither one prepared

# Beauty and the Beast

# Ever just the same

# Ever a surprise

# Ever as before

# And ever just as sure

# As the sun will rise

# Whoa, whoa, whoa

# Whoa-whoa-oh, whoa-oh

# Oooh, oooh

# Mmmm, oh-oh-oh-oh

# Ever just the same

# And ever a surprise

# Ever as before

# And ever just as sure

# As the sun will rise

# Oh, oh, oh

# Tale as old as time

# Oooh, ooooh

# Tune as old as song

# Bittersweet and strange

# Finding you can change

# Learning you were wrong

# Certain as the sun

# Certain as the sun

# Rising in the east

# Tale as old as time

# Song as old as rhyme

# Beauty and the Beast

# Tale as old as time

# Song as old as rhyme

# Beauty and the Beast. #

APPLAUSE

# I'm the king of the swingers

# The jungle VIP

# I've reached the top but had to stop

# And that's what's bothering me

# I wanna be a man, man-cub

# Stroll right into town

# And be just like the other men

# I'm tired of monkeying around

# Oh, ooh-bee-do

-# I wanna be like you

-Hup-de-heebee-dowup

# I wanna walk like you Talk like you, ooh

-# Wee-bee-dee-bee-dee-boop

-You see, it's true

-# Yes, someone like me

-Hoobee-doobee-doowe

# Can learn to be human, too. #

HE SCREECHES

# I'll ape your mannerisms

# We'll be a set of twins

# And no-one will know where the man-cub ends

# And orang-utan begins

# And when I eat bananas

# I won't peel them with my feet

# Become a man, man-cub

# And learn some eti-queet!

# Oh, ooh-bee-doo

-# I wanna be like you... #

-You must be joking!

# I wanna walk like you Talk like you, ooh

# You see, it's true

# Yes, someone like me

# Can learn to be

# Human, too, oh!

# Oh, ooh-bee-doo

# I wanna be like you

# I wanna walk like you Talk like you, ooh

# You see it's true

# Yes, someone like me

# Can learn to be human, too

# Take me home, daddy!

# Learn to be human, too

# Whap-achaa, whaa!

# Learn to be human, to-o-o-o-o. #

HE YOWLS

HE WHOOPS AND HOLLERS

# I'm the king of the swingers, oh

# The jungle VIP

# I've reached the top but had to stop

# And that's what's bothering me

# I wanna be a man, man-cub

# And stroll right into town

# And be just like the other men

# I'm tired of monkeying around

# Oh, ooh-bee-do

# I wanna be like you

# I wanna walk like you Talk like you, ooh

# Oh, you see, just me

# Oh, someone like me

# Can learn to be human, too. #

Gee, cousin Louie, you're doing good!

Here's your part. Why don't you give me the secret of man's red fire?

-But I don't know how to make...

-You're a liar!

# Oh, don't try to kid me, man-cub

# Cos I made a deal with you

# What I desire is man's red fire

# Make my dream come true

# Oh, give me the secret, man-cub

# Or clue me what to do

# Oh, give me the power of man's red fire

# So I can be like you

# Oh, ooh-bee-do, I wanna be like you

# I want to walk like you Talk like you, too

# Oh, this we can see

# Oh, an ape like me

# Can learn to be human, too. #

HE IMITATES TRUMPET

# Oh, wait and see

# Oh, someone like me

# Can learn to be just like someone like you

# Oh, just wait and see

# Oh, an ape like me

# Can learn to be human, too. #

HE HOOTS LIKE MONKEY

CHEERING

# There, you see her

# Sitting there across the way

# She don't got a lot to say

# But there's something about her

# And you don't know why but you're dying to try

# You wanna kiss the girl

# Yes, you want her

# Look at her, you know you do

# Possible she wants you too

# But there's one way, ask her

# It don't take a word Not a single word

# Go on and kiss the girl

# Sha-la-la-la-la-la

# My, oh, my Look like the boy too shy

# Ain't gonna kiss the girl

# Sha-la-la-la-la-la

# Ain't that sad, ain't it a shame, too bad

# You're gonna miss the girl

# Uh-huh, ahhh

# Oh, whoa

# She don't wanna be alone

# Now's your moment

# Floating in a blue lagoon

# Boy, you better do it soon

# No time would be better

# She don't say a word And she won't say a word

# Until you kiss the girl

# Sha-la-la-la-la-la

# Don't be scared Go on and move your head

# You gotta kiss the girl

# Sha-la-la-la-la-la

# Don't stop now Don't try and hide it how

# You wanna kiss the girl

# Sha-la-la-la-la-la

# Float along and listen to the song

# You wanna kiss the girl

# Sha-la-la-la

# Let the music play Do what the music say

# You gotta kiss the girl

# You gotta

# You gotta, you gotta

# You gotta kiss the girl. #

APPLAUSE

A house...with a door.

Windows, one, two, three, four.

Ready to play?

What's the day?

It's Monday!

Hamble's garden. Wonder if she'll have any visitors?

Come on, Hamble, let's feed the birds.

# Feed the birds, tuppence a bag

# Tuppence, tuppence

# Tuppence a bag... #

-Beeeeeeeeep!

-Ooh!

-Who's this?

-Beep-beep-beep!

-It's a car!

With Big Ted driving it. Come on, Big Ted.

Oh! Drive round here. Just in time to help us feed the birds.

Out you come. Wrapped up nice and warm.

Sit there. Pop your car round here.

That's it.

And off we go.

# Feed the birds, tuppence a bag

# Tuppence, tuppence

# Tuppence a bag... #

SQUEAKING What's that noise?

I can hear squeaking. It's Jemima, on her bicycle.

Come on, Jemima. Over you come.

Oh! Off your bike.

Had a long ride? Sit there.

Perhaps down there. You can help us feed the birds.

I'll put your bicycle away first, though. Round there.

And...

# Feed the birds

# Tuppence a bag

# Tuppence, tuppence

# Tuppence a bag... #

Who's this? Sounds like a tractor.

It is! It's Farmer Humpty, arrr!

Farmer Humpty. Just in time to help us feed the birds.

There you are. Just put your tractor round the side here.

Park it round there. Right. It's getting a bit crowded here!

Ted, you can sit there. Humpty, you can sit here.

Oops! Don't lose your hat.

Time to feed the birds again.

# Feed the birds, tuppence a bag

# Tuppence, tuppence

# Tuppence a bag. #

# I can show you the world

# Shining, shimmering, splendid

# Tell me, Princess

# Now when did you last let your heart decide?

# I can open your eyes

# Take you wonder by wonder

# Over, sideways and under

# On a magic carpet ride

# A whole new world

# A new fantastic point of view

# No-one to tell us no Or where to go

# Or say we're only dreaming

# A whole new world

# A dazzling place I never knew

# But when I'm way up here

# It's crystal clear

# That I'm in a whole new world with you

# Unbelievable sights

# Indescribable feeling

# Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

# Through an endless diamond sky

# A whole new world

# A hundred thousand things to see

# I'm like a shooting star

# I've come so far

# I can't go back to where I used to be

# A whole new world

# A new fantastic point of view

# No-one to tell us no Or where to go

# Or say we're only dreaming

# A whole new world

# A dazzling place I never knew

# But now from way up here

# It's crystal clear

# That now I'm in a whole new world

# With you! #

APPLAUSE

Thank you so much, Fiona.

And here is Matt Monro with another lovely song.

# When you wish

# Upon a star

# Makes no difference who you are

# Anything your heart desires

# Will come to you

# If your heart is in your dream

# No request is too extreme

# When you wish upon a star

# As dreamers do

# Fate is kind

# She brings to those who love

# The sweet fulfilment of

# Their secret longing

# Like a bolt out of the blue

# Fate will come and see you through

# When you wish upon a star

# Your dreams come true

# Yes, fate is kind

# She brings to those who love

# The sweet fulfilment of

# Their secret longing

# Like a bolt out of the blue

# Fate will come and see you through

# When you wish upon a star

# Your dream

# Comes

# True. #

APPLAUSE

Yes, well, thank you very much!

Right now, time for another legend

with his hit song from The Lion King,

the one, the only, Elton John!

# From the day we arrive on the planet

# And blinking, step into the sun

# There's more to be seen

# Than can ever be seen

# More to do than can ever be done

# Some say eat or be eaten

# Some say live and let live

# But all are agreed

# As they join the stampede

# You should never take more than you give

# In the circle of life

# It's the wheel of fortune

# It's the leap of faith

# It's the band of hope

# Till we find our place

# On the path unwinding

# In the circle

# The circle of life

# Some of us fall by the wayside

# And some of us soar to the stars

# And some of us sail through our troubles

# Some have to live with the scars

# There's far too much to take in here

# More to find than can ever be found

# But the sun rolling high

# Through the sapphire sky

# Keeps great and small in the endless round

# In the circle of life

# It's the wheel of fortune

# It's the leap of faith

# It's the band of hope

# Till we find our place

# On the path unwinding, yeah

# The circle

# The circle of life... # APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

I mean, the way they talk about love is often ridiculous.

But that's what makes it so beautiful.

You know, you have these moments where it's just...

Like, even Someday My Prince Will Come

is one of those things where it's like...

Your prince? On a horse? I mean, you have to be six.

# Some day my prince will come

# Some day we'll meet again

# And away to his castle we'll go

# To be happy forever, I know

# Some day when spring is here

# We'll find our love anew

# And the birds will sing and wedding bells will ring

# For some day my dreams come true

# When my prince becomes you... #

SHE SCATS

# Some day when spring is here

# We'll find our love anew

# And the birds will sing and wedding bells will ring

# For some day

# Oh, some day, now

# Some day my dreams come true. #

APPLAUSE