Pennod 1 ‹ 40 Uchaf C'mon Midffild

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-Hello. I'm Jo, -Joseff Glyn Clwyd Owen.	0:00:01	0:00:04
-Welcome to the first of two -programmes showing forty...	0:00:04	0:00:09
-..of your and my favourite -scenes from C'mon Midffild.	0:00:10	0:00:15
-Come on midfield!	0:00:15	0:00:17
-Why me?	0:00:20	0:00:22
-I'm one of the greatest fans.	0:00:22	0:00:25
-I won Mastermind Plant Cymru...	0:00:25	0:00:27
-..answering questions -about C'mon Midffild.	0:00:27	0:00:31
-Yes, very sad, very sad.	0:00:31	0:00:33
-Where do we start?	0:00:33	0:00:35
-In Rhosgadfan and the committee.	0:00:35	0:00:37
-Sadly, the old committee room -was burnt to the ground.	0:00:38	0:00:43
-But the memories remain.	0:00:44	0:00:46
-Offside, ref!	0:00:48	0:00:50
-Stand up everyone, hurry up!	0:00:52	0:00:54
-In remembrance of Huw. Right.	0:01:00	0:01:02
-Excuse me.	0:01:04	0:01:05
-Excuse me. - -Yes?	0:01:05	0:01:06
-Before we start...	0:01:06	0:01:07
-Before we start... - -What is it?	0:01:07	0:01:09
-How will we know?	0:01:09	0:01:10
-How will we know? - -What?	0:01:10	0:01:11
-When the two minutes are over.	0:01:12	0:01:14
-He has a point.	0:01:14	0:01:15
-He has a point. - -Don't bull...	0:01:15	0:01:17
-Before a match, the referee -usually times it with his stopwatch.	0:01:17	0:01:22
-Should we do the same?	0:01:22	0:01:23
-Should we do the same? - -Alright!	0:01:23	0:01:24
-Right.	0:01:26	0:01:27
-Excuse me.	0:01:29	0:01:30
-Excuse me. - -What is it now?	0:01:30	0:01:32
-Does anyone have a watch? -I've left mine at home.	0:01:32	0:01:36
-Here you are.	0:01:36	0:01:37
-Thank you.	0:01:39	0:01:40
-In remembrance of dear old Huw, -rest in peace. Right!	0:01:41	0:01:46
-One minute.	0:01:46	0:01:46
-One minute. - -No, two!	0:01:46	0:01:48
-Hold on.	0:01:48	0:01:49
-Hold on. - -What is it now?	0:01:49	0:01:50
-Wait for the second hand -to reach the top.	0:01:50	0:01:53
-Good lord!	0:01:54	0:01:54
-Good lord! - -You wanted to do this.	0:01:54	0:01:56
-Five, four, three, two.	0:01:57	0:01:59
-Go!	0:02:02	0:02:03
-Right!	0:02:03	0:02:04
-What are you doing?	0:02:12	0:02:13
-What are you doing? - -It's stopped.	0:02:13	0:02:15
-Don't do that!	0:02:15	0:02:16
-Don't do that! - -Give it to me.	0:02:16	0:02:18
-Just count to 60 twice, -if you can count that high!	0:02:18	0:02:22
-There's no need to be sarcastic.	0:02:22	0:02:25
-In remembrance of dear old Huw, -rest in peace, right!	0:02:25	0:02:29
-One, two, three, four, five.	0:02:29	0:02:34
-What are you doing?	0:02:34	0:02:35
-What are you doing? - -Counting.	0:02:35	0:02:36
-How can we have two minutes' -silence if you...	0:02:36	0:02:40
-I've had enough!	0:02:40	0:02:40
-I've had enough! - -Where are you going?	0:02:40	0:02:42
-Outside. I'll have two -minutes' silence on my own!	0:02:42	0:02:47
-Do you remember when it all began?	0:02:53	0:02:56
-Mold, 1978?	0:02:56	0:02:58
-Yes. Who'd have thought we'd still -be talking about it in 2010?	0:02:58	0:03:04
-I've never asked you this.	0:03:04	0:03:06
-Do you have a favourite scene?	0:03:06	0:03:08
-I'm quite fond of the Monopoly -scene, with Wali and his mother.	0:03:09	0:03:15
-What on earth...!	0:03:17	0:03:18
-Three.	0:03:21	0:03:22
-One, two, three.	0:03:23	0:03:25
-Water Works.	0:03:25	0:03:26
-Water Works. - -Aha, that belongs to me! Pay up.	0:03:26	0:03:29
-No, it doesn't!	0:03:29	0:03:30
-It is, I paid good money for it!	0:03:30	0:03:33
-You sold it back to the Bank!	0:03:33	0:03:35
-No, it's here!	0:03:35	0:03:36
-No, it's here! - -Show me your Water Works!	0:03:36	0:03:39
-Don't talk dirty to your mother!	0:03:39	0:03:42
-Come on.	0:03:43	0:03:44
-Seven.	0:03:47	0:03:48
-One, two, three, -four, five, six, seven.	0:03:48	0:03:51
-Bond Street with four -houses and a hotel - 1,400.	0:03:52	0:03:55
-Scandal, that's what it is!	0:03:57	0:03:59
-Thank you.	0:04:10	0:04:11
-Right.	0:04:17	0:04:18
-Five.	0:04:19	0:04:20
-One, two, three, four, five.	0:04:20	0:04:22
-Community Chest.	0:04:22	0:04:24
-Go to Jail, move directly to Jail. -Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200.	0:04:25	0:04:30
-Quite right too, after you -stole your mother's money!	0:04:30	0:04:34
-Don't expect me to visit you.	0:04:34	0:04:37
-Five.	0:04:39	0:04:41
-One, two, three, four, five.	0:04:41	0:04:43
-Mayfair, with a hotel. 2,000!	0:04:44	0:04:46
-Will you take a cheque?	0:04:47	0:04:49
-Will you take a cheque? - -Ha ha, you don't have it!	0:04:49	0:04:51
-You're bankrupt, I've won!	0:04:51	0:04:53
-You're bankrupt, I've won! - -No! I'll get 200 shortly.	0:04:53	0:04:55
-But you owe me more!	0:04:56	0:04:58
-And how much do you owe me?	0:04:58	0:05:01
-And how much do you owe me? - -Nothing!	0:05:01	0:05:02
-You do, you owe me rent -for forty years of food and lodging!	0:05:03	0:05:07
-KNOCK AT DOOR	0:05:07	0:05:09
-Washing your filthy smalls, -cleaning hairs from the bath!	0:05:09	0:05:13
-That doesn't count, -I'm not a lodger!	0:05:13	0:05:16
-I'd have been better off -keeping a lodger than Walter Tomos!	0:05:16	0:05:21
-Who is it?	0:05:21	0:05:23
-You made me do some terrible things.	0:05:24	0:05:27
-Such as?	0:05:27	0:05:28
-Take my clothes off. -Strip in front of the whole nation.	0:05:29	0:05:33
-Only once, John.	0:05:33	0:05:35
-Three times, excuse me!	0:05:36	0:05:38
-I arranged a stunt double for you.	0:05:38	0:05:40
-Too right! Did you expect me -to show my bum in public in Llanrug?	0:05:40	0:05:45
-My double indeed!	0:05:45	0:05:46
-A skinny wimp who would be reported -missing if he turned sideways.	0:05:47	0:05:51
-Anyway, my bum isn't in the clip, -that's what matters.	0:05:51	0:05:55
-Thank goodness for that.	0:05:55	0:05:57
-Thank goodness for that. - -Amen.	0:05:57	0:05:58
-DOORBELL	0:06:02	0:06:03
-Asafoetida! It's always the same. -I'm not at home.	0:06:03	0:06:06
-HUMS	0:06:06	0:06:08
-DOORBELL	0:06:08	0:06:10
-I'm in the bath!	0:06:11	0:06:13
-DOORBELL	0:06:14	0:06:16
-Alright!	0:06:17	0:06:19
-Typical.	0:06:23	0:06:24
-Hello. Hello?	0:06:25	0:06:28
-What...	0:06:30	0:06:32
-George!	0:06:33	0:06:35
-Bloody hell, George, I'll kill you!	0:06:35	0:06:37
-George, open the door!	0:06:37	0:06:40
-Mrs Roberts, how are you...	0:06:42	0:06:44
-Nice day.	0:06:45	0:06:46
-My god!	0:06:47	0:06:48
-Geooooorge!	0:06:51	0:06:53
-George!	0:06:54	0:06:55
-Yes, Arfur?	0:06:55	0:06:57
-Yes, Arfur? - -What?	0:06:57	0:06:58
-Like the suit. Is it your birthday?	0:06:58	0:07:02
-But who the hell is inside?	0:07:02	0:07:04
-How are you, dear Archie?	0:07:04	0:07:05
-How are you, dear Archie? - -God!	0:07:05	0:07:06
-Not so little now.	0:07:07	0:07:09
-Good grief!	0:07:09	0:07:10
-Here I am, behind the bar.	0:07:11	0:07:13
-Sandra Picton's favourite place.	0:07:13	0:07:16
-Sandra was a big part -of my life for years.	0:07:16	0:07:21
-It was a great role, as she had -such depths of character.	0:07:21	0:07:26
-Come on, lads!	0:07:28	0:07:29
-Sit down.	0:07:31	0:07:33
-Now!	0:07:33	0:07:34
-What are you lot trying to do?	0:07:41	0:07:44
-ALL SPEAK AT ONCE	0:07:44	0:07:46
-Hush!	0:07:46	0:07:47
-I'll tell you what you're -trying to do - destroy this club.	0:07:49	0:07:54
-They started!	0:07:54	0:07:55
-They started! - -Quiet!	0:07:55	0:07:56
-You've all said enough, -it's my turn now.	0:07:57	0:08:00
-If you could hear yourselves! -Toddlers wouldn't be so childish.	0:08:01	0:08:07
-ALL SPEAK AT ONCE	0:08:07	0:08:08
-There you go again!	0:08:08	0:08:11
-I'll tell you whose fault it is.	0:08:12	0:08:14
-Yours.	0:08:17	0:08:18
-Every man jack of you.	0:08:20	0:08:22
-The manager blames the goalie -because his team lost.	0:08:29	0:08:34
-The goalie doesn't want to shop -with his wife on Saturdays.	0:08:34	0:08:38
-The linesman thinks he's a coach.	0:08:38	0:08:41
-And the player thinks -he's good enough to play for Rhyl.	0:08:42	0:08:46
-Oi!	0:08:46	0:08:47
-Oi! - -No, George.	0:08:47	0:08:49
-You're not good enough.	0:08:49	0:08:52
-Right!	0:08:53	0:08:54
-Now we know what the problem is...	0:08:55	0:08:58
-..what's the solution?	0:08:58	0:09:00
-I don't want to be the manager.	0:09:06	0:09:08
-I'd rather be the linesman.	0:09:09	0:09:11
-Is there a spare pair -of football boots?	0:09:16	0:09:19
-I'll get my shirt.	0:09:22	0:09:24
-I'll have a word with the lads.	0:09:30	0:09:33
-This was the Bryncoch -football pitch.	0:09:36	0:09:39
-Now, it's the site for a new school.	0:09:39	0:09:42
-Bryncoch's changing hut was here.	0:09:43	0:09:45
-It's been demolished too, like -the committee room, unfortunately.	0:09:45	0:09:50
-It was pulled down -in the series too.	0:09:50	0:09:54
-Come on, Bryncoch!	0:09:54	0:09:56
-Are you listening, Mr Picton?	0:09:59	0:10:00
-Are you listening, Mr Picton? - -No!	0:10:00	0:10:01
-I've sawn the old hut -in a few places.	0:10:01	0:10:04
-All that's holding it up -is this pole.	0:10:04	0:10:07
-Why?	0:10:07	0:10:08
-To persuade JK Homes -not to build houses on our pitch.	0:10:09	0:10:12
-How, Wal?	0:10:12	0:10:14
-They wouldn't want to be responsible -for the death of four from Bryncoch!	0:10:14	0:10:19
-What do you mean?	0:10:19	0:10:20
-My god!	0:10:21	0:10:23
-I've had enough, I'm going.	0:10:23	0:10:27
-You can't!	0:10:27	0:10:29
-You can't! - -Stop, George!	0:10:29	0:10:30
-Tecwyn, do something!	0:10:30	0:10:31
-Tecwyn, do something! - -Stop, George.	0:10:31	0:10:33
-George, I'm warning you!	0:10:34	0:10:36
-RUMBLING	0:10:36	0:10:37
-Wali, I'm warning you! Stop!	0:10:37	0:10:40
-Stop, Wali!	0:10:41	0:10:42
-KNOCK ON DOOR	0:10:43	0:10:44
-Dad, are you alright?	0:10:45	0:10:47
-Dad, are you alright? - -Sandra!	0:10:47	0:10:48
-Arthur, are you alright?	0:10:48	0:10:51
-Arthur, are you alright? - -Elen, is that you?	0:10:51	0:10:53
-Tecwyn, I'm here too.	0:10:53	0:10:55
-Tecwyn, I'm here too. - -Great, Jean.	0:10:55	0:10:57
-Wali, JK Homes got the message -you left on their answering machine.	0:10:57	0:11:03
-You see! When are they coming here?	0:11:03	0:11:07
-The owner is with me now.	0:11:07	0:11:10
-Open the door, love.	0:11:11	0:11:13
-Right-o.	0:11:17	0:11:18
-Where's the key?	0:11:18	0:11:19
-In Mr Picton's pocket.	0:11:20	0:11:21
-In Mr Picton's pocket. - -What?	0:11:21	0:11:23
-I put it there, in the dark.	0:11:23	0:11:24
-I put it there, in the dark. - -Asafoetida!	0:11:24	0:11:25
-Nice one!	0:11:25	0:11:26
-Nice one! - -Not bad.	0:11:26	0:11:28
-Jane, what are you doing here?	0:11:33	0:11:36
-I've come to discuss with you.	0:11:36	0:11:39
-JK...	0:11:39	0:11:40
-..Jane Knucky!	0:11:40	0:11:42
-With a silent K.	0:11:42	0:11:44
-'Pon my soul.	0:11:45	0:11:46
-'Pon my soul. - -You?	0:11:46	0:11:47
-I've found you another pitch, -one of Edgar Ty Du's fields.	0:11:48	0:11:52
-How?	0:11:53	0:11:54
-Where there's a will, -there's a way. Eh, lads?	0:11:54	0:11:58
-ALL MUMBLE	0:11:58	0:12:00
-Jane Ty Cocyn's a hell of a woman.	0:12:00	0:12:02
-Jane Ty Cocyn's a hell of a woman. - -True.	0:12:02	0:12:03
-What do you say?	0:12:04	0:12:06
-I'll pay for a new changing hut too.	0:12:06	0:12:08
-Well...	0:12:09	0:12:10
-..we need a new kit, actually.	0:12:10	0:12:14
-Alright, a kit too.	0:12:15	0:12:17
-Right-o. Put it there...	0:12:19	0:12:21
-Ouch!	0:12:21	0:12:22
-Unlock this!	0:12:22	0:12:23
-Unlock this! - -I don't have a key.	0:12:23	0:12:25
-What?	0:12:25	0:12:26
-They're at home, I'll get them.	0:12:26	0:12:28
-They're at home, I'll get them. - -It's OK, hang on.	0:12:28	0:12:30
-Aargh!	0:12:30	0:12:31
-Get out!	0:12:32	0:12:34
-SCREAMS	0:12:34	0:12:36
-Hurry!	0:12:38	0:12:39
-Don't worry, it won't fall down.	0:12:39	0:12:42
-You don't mean...	0:12:42	0:12:44
-Psychologicks, that's what it is.	0:12:44	0:12:46
-The old shed is like -the Rock of Ages. Look!	0:12:47	0:12:51
-.	0:12:56	0:12:57
-888	0:13:00	0:13:00
-888 - -888	0:13:00	0:13:02
-Asafoetida!	0:13:02	0:13:04
-Tecs and Jean's -relationship was quite bizarre.	0:13:04	0:13:08
-Jean thought she ruled the roost.	0:13:08	0:13:10
-Although Tecwyn looked naive...	0:13:11	0:13:13
-..he was as crafty as a fox.	0:13:14	0:13:16
-Harri, don't play with that!	0:13:18	0:13:20
-"Why, Lord, did you make -Cwm Pennant so beautiful	0:13:20	0:13:24
-"And a shepherd's life so short?"	0:13:25	0:13:27
-Not bad at all.	0:13:27	0:13:29
-But we've still got -quite a lot of work to do.	0:13:30	0:13:34
-Once again, from the beginning.	0:13:37	0:13:39
-"Cwm Pennant	0:13:43	0:13:45
-"Embraced by the lonely hills	0:13:45	0:13:47
-"It is the loveliest of vales	0:13:48	0:13:50
-"Home of the stoat and fox	0:13:51	0:13:54
-"The hawk and all his kin"	0:13:54	0:13:57
-Well done. Once more.	0:13:58	0:14:01
-From time to time, Lydia Tomos -did things that shocked everyone.	0:14:02	0:14:07
-Come on, Bryncoch!	0:14:09	0:14:11
-Yes, that's it, Nain Tomos.	0:14:12	0:14:15
-What do I do next?	0:14:15	0:14:17
-Two clicks now.	0:14:17	0:14:19
-TONGUE CLICKS	0:14:19	0:14:20
-Like that?	0:14:21	0:14:22
-No.	0:14:22	0:14:24
-On the mouse.	0:14:24	0:14:26
-I see!	0:14:26	0:14:27
-Here's your email.	0:14:32	0:14:34
-Good grief!	0:14:35	0:14:36
-And what do I do with that?	0:14:37	0:14:39
-You can send letters to people.	0:14:40	0:14:42
-I see.	0:14:42	0:14:44
-And where do I put the stamp?	0:14:45	0:14:47
-George's heart -was in the right place.	0:14:49	0:14:52
-He'd do anything to earn a living -to support his family.	0:14:52	0:14:56
-But his ideas for making money -weren't universally acceptable.	0:14:56	0:15:01
-Offside, ref!	0:15:02	0:15:03
-SCREAMS	0:15:04	0:15:06
-Come on, you dirty pervert!	0:15:20	0:15:22
-SCREAMS	0:15:23	0:15:25
-Pig!	0:15:26	0:15:28
-Please, Arfur, don't tell Sandra!	0:15:28	0:15:30
-Alright?	0:15:31	0:15:32
-God, no, I'm going to tell her now. -Let's go, we might catch something.	0:15:32	0:15:37
-Arfur, I wouldn't...	0:15:38	0:15:39
-Arfur, I wouldn't... - -What?	0:15:39	0:15:40
-Nothing.	0:15:41	0:15:43
-SCREAMS	0:15:47	0:15:49
-Open the bloody door!	0:15:52	0:15:55
-Insurance, aye!	0:16:01	0:16:02
-Let's go, lads! This way.	0:16:03	0:16:05
-Let's go, lads! This way. - -What about Arthur?	0:16:05	0:16:07
-You save him.	0:16:08	0:16:10
-Slow down, Mr Picton!	0:16:14	0:16:17
-No fears, pal, with me like this!	0:16:17	0:16:19
-What if we got stopped by...	0:16:20	0:16:22
-POLICE SIRENS	0:16:22	0:16:24
-Oh, dear me!	0:16:31	0:16:32
-Oh, dear me! - -It could be worse, Mr Picton.	0:16:32	0:16:35
-Good lord, how?	0:16:35	0:16:37
-It could be me.	0:16:39	0:16:41
-This takes me back.	0:16:44	0:16:46
-This is where I stood in the goal -as Tecwyn Parri, dear old Tecs.	0:16:46	0:16:51
-He was sensible, allegedly.	0:16:52	0:16:54
-So why on earth did he go -along with Picton's crazy plans?	0:16:54	0:16:59
-The answer is simple. Anything -was better than shopping with Jean.	0:16:59	0:17:04
-Come on, Parri, watch him!	0:17:06	0:17:08
-The funds pay for the team members -and the manager.	0:17:09	0:17:12
-Of course.	0:17:12	0:17:13
-Then everyone else -pays his own fare.	0:17:14	0:17:18
-What do you think?	0:17:18	0:17:19
-Oh.	0:17:20	0:17:21
-What about...	0:17:22	0:17:23
-What about... - -Who?	0:17:23	0:17:24
-Oh.	0:17:30	0:17:31
-No money.	0:17:38	0:17:40
-Oh, well, if I can't go, I can't go!	0:17:44	0:17:46
-Very sad, very sad.	0:17:47	0:17:49
-But you may as well face up to it.	0:17:49	0:17:51
-I'm sure we can do something, Wali.	0:17:51	0:17:54
-Will you pay for him?	0:17:55	0:17:58
-Well...	0:17:58	0:17:59
-Well... - -So don't get his hopes up!	0:17:59	0:18:01
-He'd better understand now, rather -than suffer disappointment later.	0:18:02	0:18:07
-I don't mind.	0:18:07	0:18:09
-You can go in my place, Wali.	0:18:09	0:18:11
-Goodness, no, Sandra!	0:18:11	0:18:13
-Anyway...	0:18:16	0:18:17
-..I've been there once before.	0:18:17	0:18:19
-Eh?	0:18:20	0:18:21
-Here.	0:18:24	0:18:25
-Well...	0:18:33	0:18:34
-..excuse me.	0:18:34	0:18:36
-Lots to do.	0:18:37	0:18:39
-I don't think I'd be free, anyway...	0:18:42	0:18:45
-..come to think of it.	0:18:46	0:18:48
-Bye.	0:18:49	0:18:50
-Poor dab.	0:18:52	0:18:54
-Aye.	0:18:54	0:18:55
-You have a heart of stone!	0:18:56	0:18:58
-There's no sentiment in football.	0:18:58	0:19:01
-But there is a way -of breaking the news.	0:19:02	0:19:05
-Is there?	0:19:06	0:19:07
-Is there? - -Yes!	0:19:07	0:19:08
-Especially someone like Wali.	0:19:08	0:19:11
-He takes it to heart.	0:19:11	0:19:13
-He thinks the world of you.	0:19:14	0:19:16
-He wouldn't do anything to hurt you.	0:19:18	0:19:20
-Although he doesn't show it...	0:19:22	0:19:25
-..he's very sensitive.	0:19:26	0:19:29
-GLASS SMASHING AND SCREAMS	0:19:34	0:19:36
-What the hell...	0:19:36	0:19:38
-What the hell... - -Up yours, Mr Picton!	0:19:38	0:19:40
-Yes, very sensitive.	0:19:45	0:19:47
-Picton was quite a simple character.	0:19:48	0:19:51
-But he had secrets -which he kept to himself.	0:19:51	0:19:56
-One was revealed in one episode.	0:19:56	0:19:59
-Here it is.	0:19:59	0:20:00
-Come on, Bryncoch! Offside!	0:20:01	0:20:04
-Blackmail?	0:20:05	0:20:06
-If you've done something shameful...	0:20:07	0:20:09
-What are you incinerating?	0:20:09	0:20:10
-What are you incinerating? - -Maybe a long time ago.	0:20:10	0:20:12
-Goodness me!	0:20:12	0:20:13
-Goodness me! - -It'd be better if you told us.	0:20:13	0:20:15
-Yes, Mr Picton, then we could -be ashamed of it together.	0:20:15	0:20:20
-You make me sound like a pervert! -All I did was...	0:20:20	0:20:24
-Yes, Arthur?	0:20:28	0:20:29
-Yes, Arthur? - -Yes, Mr Picton?	0:20:29	0:20:31
-I failed my driving test.	0:20:35	0:20:37
-What?	0:20:40	0:20:41
-I can't make it any clearer. -I haven't passed my test!	0:20:44	0:20:48
-You haven't... What do you mean?	0:20:49	0:20:51
-In the early 1950s, -I got a job in the bakery...	0:20:56	0:20:59
-..on condition -that I passed my test.	0:20:59	0:21:01
-I failed it.	0:21:02	0:21:04
-How?	0:21:04	0:21:06
-How? - -What do you mean?	0:21:06	0:21:07
-You'd have had to be an idiot -to fail it at that time. That is...	0:21:08	0:21:12
-Hush, Wali!	0:21:13	0:21:15
-After the test, -I took the Ls off the van...	0:21:23	0:21:28
-..thinking I'd lost the job.	0:21:28	0:21:30
-Then the boss arrived. -He took it for granted I'd passed.	0:21:30	0:21:35
-Well, I didn't put him straight.	0:21:35	0:21:38
-So you don't have a licence?	0:21:38	0:21:40
-Yes, a provisional one. -I renew it as required.	0:21:40	0:21:44
-What about the car's tax and MOT?	0:21:44	0:21:45
-What about the car's tax and MOT? - -The car is in Elsie's name.	0:21:45	0:21:47
-She doesn't drive.	0:21:47	0:21:49
-She doesn't drive. - -No, but she's passed her test.	0:21:49	0:21:51
-Funny, that.	0:21:51	0:21:52
-Funny, that. - -Do you think so?	0:21:52	0:21:53
-But...	0:21:54	0:21:54
-But... - -No!	0:21:54	0:21:55
-I've never been asked -to show it to a policeman, so far.	0:21:55	0:21:59
-Until Derek found my wallet -and began nosing around.	0:21:59	0:22:03
-It is blackmail, I told you!	0:22:04	0:22:05
-It is blackmail, I told you! - -No!	0:22:05	0:22:06
-He said we have -to look after each other.	0:22:06	0:22:11
-And that's what's behind all this.	0:22:13	0:22:15
-You know how close -to my heart the club is.	0:22:16	0:22:20
-But when it comes to the crunch...	0:22:21	0:22:23
-..Elsie and Sandra -are much more important.	0:22:23	0:22:27
-If keeping Derek happy would avoid -hurting Elsie and my little girl...	0:22:27	0:22:32
-..I'd make him manager of the club!	0:22:32	0:22:35
-.	0:22:38	0:22:39
-888	0:22:41	0:22:41
-888 - -888	0:22:41	0:22:43
-Welcome back.	0:22:45	0:22:46
-George had a lot of different jobs.	0:22:47	0:22:49
-One of them was cleaning windows.	0:22:50	0:22:52
-Come on, Bryncoch!	0:22:53	0:22:55
-See that you clean -them properly this time...	0:22:57	0:23:00
-..or I shall have -to find somebody else. Alright?	0:23:00	0:23:03
-And while you're at it, you may as -well wash the car windows as well.	0:23:03	0:23:07
-Alright?	0:23:07	0:23:08
-Alright, Miss Crawley.	0:23:08	0:23:10
-The simpleton won't smash -any windows, will he?	0:23:10	0:23:14
-Who? Oh, no.	0:23:14	0:23:16
-I'll do it with your ugly mug, -you old cow.	0:23:17	0:23:19
-What did you say?	0:23:20	0:23:22
-You'll be able to see your face -in them, they'll be sparkling.	0:23:22	0:23:26
-What a strange little man you are.	0:23:26	0:23:29
-OK, Wal?	0:23:31	0:23:32
-Only the bottom ones left now.	0:23:32	0:23:34
-Only the bottom ones left now. - -Remind me to do the car.	0:23:34	0:23:36
-What's the matter?	0:23:36	0:23:38
-Poxy Picton is leaving the house.	0:23:38	0:23:41
-This is my chance!	0:23:41	0:23:42
-This is my chance! - -To do what?	0:23:42	0:23:44
-To see if Sandra's there. Move!	0:23:44	0:23:45
-To see if Sandra's there. Move! - -What about these?	0:23:45	0:23:47
-Chuck water on them and the car, she -won't notice. I'll get the money.	0:23:47	0:23:52
-Aaah!	0:24:10	0:24:12
-Good lord! So sorry. Lucky.	0:24:13	0:24:15
-Help!	0:24:20	0:24:21
-You!	0:24:24	0:24:25
-Thank you.	0:24:28	0:24:30
-Ugh!	0:24:34	0:24:35
-I can't stand onions.	0:24:37	0:24:39
-Actually, I've got a weak stomach, -just like Arthur Picton.	0:24:39	0:24:44
-Ugh!	0:24:48	0:24:49
-VOMITS	0:24:50	0:24:52
-He was sick many times -in several series.	0:24:53	0:24:58
-Ugh...	0:24:59	0:25:00
-But here's the sickness -chosen by you.	0:25:03	0:25:05
-Thank you, good girl.	0:25:09	0:25:10
-They look tasty.	0:25:10	0:25:12
-Where are yours, Tecwyn?	0:25:14	0:25:16
-I didn't have time to make any.	0:25:17	0:25:18
-I didn't have time to make any. - -Oh.	0:25:18	0:25:20
-Sandra!	0:25:23	0:25:24
-Sandra! - -What is it?	0:25:24	0:25:26
-This isn't salad cream.	0:25:26	0:25:28
-This isn't salad cream. - -I know, it's mayonnaise.	0:25:28	0:25:30
-You know I hate it!	0:25:30	0:25:32
-You know I hate it! - -Since when?	0:25:32	0:25:33
-What have you got?	0:25:35	0:25:37
-What have you got? - -Tuna.	0:25:37	0:25:38
-Swap with me.	0:25:38	0:25:40
-Swap with me. - -Dad!	0:25:40	0:25:41
-It's alright, I like mayonnaise.	0:25:41	0:25:44
-It's nice.	0:25:44	0:25:46
-Give them to me.	0:25:47	0:25:48
-I think we're lost. -We'd better ask the way.	0:25:53	0:25:57
-Good idea, -there's a sheep in that field.	0:25:57	0:26:01
-Are there bones in tuna?	0:26:07	0:26:09
-Don't know. Let me see.	0:26:11	0:26:13
-Ugh. That's a hair.	0:26:15	0:26:17
-Eh?	0:26:18	0:26:19
-Good god, you filthy pig!	0:26:21	0:26:23
-Ugh...	0:26:23	0:26:24
-Aaah...	0:26:26	0:26:28
-So you claim that Tecs was -the most sensible character, do you?	0:26:34	0:26:39
-Yes, obviously.	0:26:39	0:26:41
-How did Lydia Tomos and Tecs -get on so well?	0:26:41	0:26:46
-Well, they spoke the same language.	0:26:46	0:26:47
-Well, they spoke the same language. - -Oh?	0:26:47	0:26:48
-He knew how to keep her sweet.	0:26:49	0:26:51
-Offside, ref!	0:26:53	0:26:54
-Good morning, Lydia Tomos.	0:26:56	0:26:58
-Good morning, Lydia Tomos. - -Tecwyn Parri.	0:26:58	0:26:59
-How are you today?	0:27:00	0:27:01
-How are you today? - -Fair. Thank you for asking.	0:27:01	0:27:04
-Sorry to hear about your problems.	0:27:04	0:27:06
-If you ask me, -it's Walter Tomos's fault...	0:27:07	0:27:11
-..drinking with that scamp Picton -and not looking after me.	0:27:11	0:27:16
-You weren't out drinking, I hope.	0:27:18	0:27:20
-No, I was at home with the family.	0:27:20	0:27:22
-Good for you.	0:27:22	0:27:24
-How are Jean Parri and the children?	0:27:25	0:27:27
-Fine, thanks.	0:27:27	0:27:29
-They send their best wishes.	0:27:29	0:27:31
-Is Walter Tomos up?	0:27:32	0:27:34
-The bomb dropped -a quarter an hour ago.	0:27:34	0:27:37
-What? Oh, the bomb.	0:27:37	0:27:38
-What? Oh, the bomb. - -That's what I said.	0:27:38	0:27:40
-Walter Tomos, come down. -Tecwyn Parri wants a word!	0:27:41	0:27:45
-There's no need to shout!	0:27:46	0:27:48
-Hello, Tecs.	0:27:52	0:27:53
-Sorry. Were you having a wash?	0:27:54	0:27:56
-No, shaving.	0:27:57	0:27:58
-Wali Tomos had a natural gift -of getting information...	0:28:00	0:28:05
-..and passing it on -in a totally misleading way.	0:28:05	0:28:09
-If you add George Huws to the mix, -it's a recipe for disaster!	0:28:09	0:28:13
-After the ball!	0:28:14	0:28:16
-What do you want from Santa?	0:28:19	0:28:20
-What do you want from Santa? - -A team.	0:28:20	0:28:21
-Can I spend Christmas with you?	0:28:21	0:28:24
-Can I spend Christmas with you? - -Don't talk nonsense.	0:28:24	0:28:25
-I told you.	0:28:25	0:28:27
-Anyway, I'm not Santa Claus.	0:28:29	0:28:30
-Anyway, I'm not Santa Claus. - -Why?	0:28:30	0:28:31
-Because...	0:28:31	0:28:32
-..the costume's too small.	0:28:33	0:28:36
-Yes.	0:28:36	0:28:37
-So you'll have to do it.	0:28:38	0:28:39
-So you'll have to do it. - -Arthur.	0:28:39	0:28:40
-There is no-one else.	0:28:40	0:28:42
-I'll do it.	0:28:42	0:28:43
-I'll do it. - -There's no-one else.	0:28:43	0:28:44
-Bog!	0:28:44	0:28:45
-Bog! - -What?	0:28:45	0:28:46
-Bog!	0:28:46	0:28:48
-Well, Tecwyn?	0:28:49	0:28:51
-I'll do it, -if I can't find anyone else.	0:28:51	0:28:55
-COUGHS	0:28:55	0:28:56
-Are you hoarse after singing carols?	0:28:56	0:29:00
-Are you hoarse after singing carols? - -No.	0:29:00	0:29:01
-Sandra, -do you want to buy a raffle ticket?	0:29:02	0:29:05
-The prize is Tecs's turkey.	0:29:05	0:29:06
-The prize is Tecs's turkey. - -OK.	0:29:06	0:29:07
-Who the hell wants -a turkey on Christmas Eve?	0:29:07	0:29:10
-A good question. Who the hell -wants a turkey on Christmas Eve?	0:29:10	0:29:15
-I don't know, I only contributed it.	0:29:16	0:29:17
-I don't know, I only contributed it. - -Your own turkey?	0:29:17	0:29:18
-Yes. Jean's turned into a veggie.	0:29:19	0:29:22
-By the way, Sandra...	0:29:22	0:29:24
-..it's not true, -in case a rumour goes around.	0:29:24	0:29:29
-What?	0:29:29	0:29:30
-That Jean's an alcoholic -and drinks at home.	0:29:30	0:29:35
-Jean? I didn't know -that she drank at all!	0:29:36	0:29:40
-Wali's talking nonsense. She isn't.	0:29:40	0:29:43
-That's what I said.	0:29:44	0:29:45
-What, Wal?	0:29:45	0:29:46
-What, Wal? - -About Jean.	0:29:46	0:29:47
-Jean is a total abstainer, OK?	0:29:48	0:29:51
-What? So she doesn't eat meat.	0:29:53	0:29:55
-Many very funny scenes happened -in places such as hospitals.	0:30:01	0:30:06
-From your response, -this one is very popular.	0:30:06	0:30:10
-I don't know why, mind you.	0:30:10	0:30:12
-Go on your own, son!	0:30:13	0:30:14
-Well, Mr Picton!	0:30:18	0:30:20
-Hello, Wali.	0:30:20	0:30:22
-Are you sick?	0:30:22	0:30:23
-Are you sick? - -Sick of Mam.	0:30:23	0:30:25
-I heard.	0:30:25	0:30:27
-She's having an MOT for the trip.	0:30:27	0:30:30
-Have you been shopping?	0:30:33	0:30:34
-Have you been shopping? - -A few odds and ends.	0:30:34	0:30:36
-Ketchup?	0:30:36	0:30:37
-Ketchup? - -No.	0:30:37	0:30:38
-No, are you here for a "ketch-up"?	0:30:40	0:30:42
-Yes, and to give an example.	0:30:42	0:30:46
-An example of what?	0:30:47	0:30:48
-An example of what? - -What do you think?	0:30:48	0:30:50
-My sewing work?	0:30:50	0:30:51
-My sewing work? - -Oh.	0:30:51	0:30:53
-Damn, I must go to the toilet. -Once you start!	0:30:53	0:30:56
-Are you going now?	0:30:56	0:30:58
-Are you going now? - -No! Hold this while I go.	0:30:58	0:31:00
-SOUND OF WATER	0:31:08	0:31:10
-Mam!	0:31:24	0:31:26
-Mam, what's the matter?	0:31:28	0:31:30
-Bah!	0:31:31	0:31:32
-Is your mother still in there?	0:31:37	0:31:38
-Is your mother still in there? - -No, she's gone. She's sulking.	0:31:38	0:31:40
-Bad news, Mr Picton.	0:31:40	0:31:42
-Bad news, Mr Picton. - -Oh?	0:31:42	0:31:43
-Mam's got thrombonsis, -something like that.	0:31:43	0:31:47
-Or she will, on a long-haul flight.	0:31:47	0:31:49
-She can't go.	0:31:49	0:31:50
-She can't go. - -Very sad. So you can go on the trip.	0:31:50	0:31:52
-No, that's the bad news.	0:31:52	0:31:54
-She said it's up to Sandra -who goes with her. I have no chance.	0:31:55	0:32:00
-Bye.	0:32:00	0:32:01
-Yes, -if I have any say in the matter.	0:32:01	0:32:06
-.	0:32:12	0:32:13
-888	0:32:15	0:32:15
-888 - -888	0:32:15	0:32:17
-Welcome back.	0:32:19	0:32:20
-I'm joined now, -on the site of the committee room...	0:32:21	0:32:24
-..by Mei Jones, -Wali Tomos and author of the series.	0:32:24	0:32:28
-Are you a committee man, Mei?	0:32:28	0:32:29
-Are you a committee man, Mei? - -No.	0:32:29	0:32:30
-Thanks.	0:32:30	0:32:31
-Come on, Bryncoch!	0:32:33	0:32:34
-A hundred and ten what?	0:32:35	0:32:37
-Sorry. 110, Miss Parri.	0:32:37	0:32:39
-No!	0:32:40	0:32:41
-Yes, it's 110.	0:32:41	0:32:43
-Yes, it's 110. - -Look!	0:32:43	0:32:45
-1890, 1900.	0:32:45	0:32:47
-10, 20, 30, 40, 50...	0:32:48	0:32:51
-..60, 70, 80, 90.	0:32:51	0:32:54
-Count with me.	0:32:54	0:32:55
-1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.	0:32:56	0:32:59
-Times ten is?	0:33:00	0:33:01
-Times ten is? - -110.	0:33:01	0:33:02
-How can it be?	0:33:02	0:33:04
-Wali's right. Ten times 11 is 110.	0:33:04	0:33:08
-But between 1890 and 1990...	0:33:08	0:33:10
-..there are 100 years, Tecwyn.	0:33:10	0:33:13
-I know what it is. -We forgot the leap year.	0:33:13	0:33:16
-There must have been -at least ten since 1900.	0:33:16	0:33:21
-Bloody hell! Tell him, Tecwyn.	0:33:21	0:33:22
-Bloody hell! Tell him, Tecwyn. - -Alright.	0:33:22	0:33:23
-You've been counting -the poles, not the gaps, Wali.	0:33:23	0:33:27
-What poles?	0:33:27	0:33:28
-Well... what poles?	0:33:30	0:33:32
-These.	0:33:32	0:33:33
-Think of these as telegraph poles.	0:33:33	0:33:35
-Count the gaps between them.	0:33:36	0:33:39
-What do I do -with the telegraph poles?	0:33:39	0:33:42
-I know what I'd like to do.	0:33:42	0:33:45
-Nothing, Wali. Just count -what's between them. Do you see?	0:33:45	0:33:49
-I think so.	0:33:49	0:33:50
-I think so. - -Hallelujah.	0:33:50	0:33:51
-You should do this, Mr Picton.	0:33:51	0:33:52
-You should do this, Mr Picton. - -I know what to do, you fool!	0:33:52	0:33:54
-Oh. Right.	0:33:55	0:33:57
-I'll work it out in a jiffy.	0:33:57	0:33:59
-There's no hurry. Where was I?	0:33:59	0:34:01
-The club's centenary.	0:34:01	0:34:02
-The club's centenary. - -Yes.	0:34:02	0:34:04
-Apart from the two wars, of course.	0:34:04	0:34:06
-Does that affect my poles?	0:34:06	0:34:09
-Ah. No... right.	0:34:09	0:34:11
-Excuse me.	0:34:11	0:34:13
-Where are you going?	0:34:13	0:34:14
-Where are you going? - -Let him go!	0:34:14	0:34:16
-We should celebrate.	0:34:16	0:34:17
-We should celebrate. - -That Wali's gone out?	0:34:17	0:34:19
-The centenary! It's a chance -to raise some money for the club.	0:34:19	0:34:24
-Yes. What did you have in mind?	0:34:24	0:34:26
-Yes. What did you have in mind? - -Well...	0:34:26	0:34:28
-What about a match between -Bryncoch and a team of celebs?	0:34:33	0:34:38
-Television stars.	0:34:39	0:34:41
-Why not?	0:34:41	0:34:42
-What the hell is he doing?	0:34:43	0:34:45
-What the hell is he doing? - -What?	0:34:45	0:34:46
-When would you hold the match?	0:34:58	0:34:59
-When would you hold the match? - -As soon as possible.	0:34:59	0:35:01
-Easter Monday? We'd have three weeks -to organize it.	0:35:01	0:35:05
-Alright.	0:35:06	0:35:07
-In Bangor or Caernarfon, -we'd make more money.	0:35:07	0:35:10
-Probably.	0:35:10	0:35:12
-I've got it, Mr Picton!	0:35:12	0:35:14
-I've got it, Mr Picton! - -Hooray. What?	0:35:14	0:35:15
-A hundred.	0:35:15	0:35:17
-At last.	0:35:17	0:35:18
-Yards.	0:35:19	0:35:20
-I'm going for a pint.	0:35:22	0:35:24
-Arthur Picton was quite -a nasty manager, wasn't he, John?	0:35:25	0:35:30
-Yes, and cunning.	0:35:30	0:35:31
-Do you remember that episode...	0:35:31	0:35:33
-..when he played George -though he was drunk as a skunk.	0:35:34	0:35:37
-Brian Bighead was being a bighead.	0:35:38	0:35:40
-LAUGHS	0:35:40	0:35:41
-Yes!	0:35:41	0:35:42
-Come on, midfield!	0:35:44	0:35:46
-What's your name?	0:35:48	0:35:49
-What's your name? - -G... Gordon Whitehead. Gorilla!	0:35:49	0:35:52
-Hey, ref!	0:35:54	0:35:55
-WHISTLE	0:35:56	0:35:58
-That's enough!	0:35:58	0:36:00
-Off, ref!	0:36:03	0:36:04
-That pig's done it before!	0:36:12	0:36:14
-Are you OK, George?	0:36:14	0:36:16
-He should be off, ref!	0:36:16	0:36:17
-He should be off, ref! - -You do your job, I'll do mine.	0:36:17	0:36:19
-What's that, a grave digger?	0:36:20	0:36:21
-What's that, a grave digger? - -Enough.	0:36:21	0:36:22
-When did your parents get married?	0:36:22	0:36:25
-Right. Name!	0:36:27	0:36:29
-Drake.	0:36:31	0:36:32
-First name.	0:36:33	0:36:33
-First name. - -Francis.	0:36:33	0:36:34
-Nice one.	0:36:35	0:36:36
-And you?	0:36:36	0:36:36
-And you? - -Duck, Donald.	0:36:36	0:36:38
-Comedians, eh?	0:36:38	0:36:39
-That's enough.	0:36:41	0:36:42
-Use a real name!	0:36:42	0:36:43
-Use a real name! - -Alright.	0:36:43	0:36:44
-He's coming back.	0:36:45	0:36:47
-Name?	0:36:49	0:36:50
-Name? - -Ned Thompson.	0:36:50	0:36:52
-And you?	0:36:55	0:36:55
-And you? - -Arthur Picton.	0:36:55	0:36:56
-Idiot!	0:36:57	0:36:58
-I miss our old home.	0:36:59	0:37:01
-I had many tender scenes there -with George and the twins...	0:37:02	0:37:07
-..Gwenllian Angharad -and George Junior.	0:37:07	0:37:11
-And I had many unromantic, -insensitive scenes there.	0:37:11	0:37:17
-Yes, you're right.	0:37:17	0:37:19
-That was thanks -to Arthur Picton, or Dad!	0:37:19	0:37:22
-Come on, Bryncoch! Come on, lads!	0:37:23	0:37:25
-What did you say?	0:37:27	0:37:28
-Chips, eggs.	0:37:29	0:37:29
-Chips, eggs. - -No, after that.	0:37:29	0:37:31
-George and I are getting married.	0:37:31	0:37:33
-George and I are getting married. - -What? Don't talk nonsense.	0:37:33	0:37:35
-You can't stop me!	0:37:35	0:37:37
-You can't stop me! - -We'll see about that, Madam!	0:37:37	0:37:39
-You always moaned to Mam you hadn't -had a son to play football with!	0:37:39	0:37:43
-I wanted a son, not a hoodlum.	0:37:43	0:37:45
-You said you'd like to see -your grandson play for Bryncoch.	0:37:45	0:37:50
-The only way you'll do that -is with George as his father!	0:37:50	0:37:54
-Sandra, you're not...	0:37:55	0:37:55
-Sandra, you're not... - -What?	0:37:55	0:37:56
-I can see it in your face! -I knew it'd end up like this!	0:37:56	0:38:00
-I told Elsie, -but no-one would listen to me!	0:38:00	0:38:05
-But Dad...	0:38:05	0:38:06
-But Dad... - -What will people say?	0:38:06	0:38:08
-He's not getting away with it!	0:38:09	0:38:10
-He's not getting away with it! - -What are you going to do?	0:38:10	0:38:12
-He'll face up to his responsibility!	0:38:12	0:38:15
-He'll face up to his responsibility! - -We can get married.	0:38:15	0:38:16
-You must! Since when...	0:38:16	0:38:18
-What?	0:38:18	0:38:19
-What? - -You know!	0:38:19	0:38:20
-Oh! Not a lot.	0:38:21	0:38:24
-Good, I'll organize it quickly, -no-one will know.	0:38:24	0:38:28
-I'm sorry.	0:38:28	0:38:30
-You're lucky that I can cope with -the situation! Right, George Huws!	0:38:30	0:38:34
-Where are you going?	0:38:34	0:38:36
-To let him know the score -and to see his mother!	0:38:36	0:38:39
-But... he's out, playing snooker!	0:38:39	0:38:41
-Then his mother can wait!	0:38:41	0:38:43
-Dad, please don't, he doesn't...	0:38:44	0:38:46
-..know!	0:38:46	0:38:48
-Oh!	0:38:48	0:38:49
-The crazy Picton had organized -a match between Bryncoch...	0:38:51	0:38:56
-..and a team of stars.	0:38:56	0:38:57
-Stars indeed!	0:38:58	0:38:59
-Their circumstances were -so bad, I was the only star.	0:38:59	0:39:03
-One more was supposed to arrive.	0:39:03	0:39:05
-But he didn't turn up. -Well, not at first, anyway.	0:39:05	0:39:09
-The only one who had faith -that he would arrive was Wali Tomos.	0:39:10	0:39:15
-Wali had faith in him.	0:39:15	0:39:17
-Ref, off!	0:39:19	0:39:21
-Are they supposed to be famous?	0:39:38	0:39:40
-Yes, supposed to be.	0:39:40	0:39:42
-Who are they?	0:39:43	0:39:45
-It's obvious!	0:39:45	0:39:46
-Les Dawson.	0:39:47	0:39:49
-Ian Rush.	0:39:49	0:39:50
-Ian Botham.	0:39:51	0:39:53
-That's Mici Plwm.	0:39:54	0:39:55
-They're nothing like them! -How will people know who they are?	0:39:55	0:39:59
-I'll introduce them -on the megaphone.	0:40:00	0:40:02
-Hello!	0:40:02	0:40:03
-Good god, don't play with that!	0:40:03	0:40:06
-Don't you dare introduce them.	0:40:06	0:40:09
-I'll start with Vaughan Hughes.	0:40:09	0:40:10
-I'll start with Vaughan Hughes. - -He's nothing like Vaughan Hughes.	0:40:10	0:40:12
-It is him, you berk!	0:40:12	0:40:13
-It is him, you berk! - -Is it?	0:40:13	0:40:15
-Mr Hughes, Number 11.	0:40:15	0:40:17
-Arthur, I'm being serious.	0:40:18	0:40:20
-If you introduce them -to the crowd...	0:40:20	0:40:23
-..I'll tell everyone -the age of the club.	0:40:23	0:40:27
-Alright, I won't.	0:40:28	0:40:29
-Mr Picton.	0:40:29	0:40:30
-Mr Picton. - -Arthur.	0:40:30	0:40:32
-Arthur.	0:40:33	0:40:34
-Where are the others?	0:40:34	0:40:35
-Where are the others? - -Who?	0:40:35	0:40:36
-The others!	0:40:36	0:40:38
-I felt you were -famous enough on your own.	0:40:38	0:40:42
-And Mark Hughes. Has he arrived yet?	0:40:42	0:40:44
-Someone tell him, before I slap him!	0:40:44	0:40:47
-Leave it to me. Come here, Wal.	0:40:47	0:40:50
-What is today, Wal?	0:40:56	0:40:58
-What is today, Wal? - -Er... Easter?	0:40:58	0:41:00
-Aye.	0:41:00	0:41:01
-What happened at Easter?	0:41:01	0:41:03
-Jesus Christ died for our sins.	0:41:03	0:41:08
-Aye, well, after that...	0:41:10	0:41:12
-..people said they'd talked to Him -and He was coming to see them.	0:41:13	0:41:18
-Yes.	0:41:18	0:41:19
-It's the same -with you and Mark Hughes.	0:41:19	0:41:22
-You said you'd spoken to him -and that he's coming to see you...	0:41:22	0:41:27
-..because you want to believe.	0:41:27	0:41:29
-But he's not really going to come.	0:41:29	0:41:31
-You know what they call that, -don't you?	0:41:32	0:41:36
-No.	0:41:36	0:41:37
-Faith?	0:41:45	0:41:47
-Aye!	0:41:47	0:41:48
-Faith.	0:41:50	0:41:51
-So isn't he coming?	0:41:53	0:41:54
-So isn't he coming? - -No, Wal.	0:41:54	0:41:56
-CROWD CHEERS	0:41:56	0:41:57
-Please welcome the stars' team.	0:41:59	0:42:01
-And the first out -is Mr Vaughan Hughes!	0:42:01	0:42:06
-Followed by the rest of the stars.	0:42:07	0:42:10
-Please welcome them all.	0:42:11	0:42:13
-Come on, lads.	0:42:15	0:42:16
-Come on, referee!	0:42:21	0:42:23
-Wali Tomos?	0:42:30	0:42:31
-Wali Tomos? - -Yes?	0:42:31	0:42:32
-Any chance of a game?	0:42:34	0:42:36
-Mr Picton.	0:42:38	0:42:40
-Mr Picton!	0:42:40	0:42:41
-Mr Picton! - -What?	0:42:41	0:42:42
-Mark Hughes!	0:42:44	0:42:45
-Well, 'pon my soul!	0:42:45	0:42:47
-Mark. Away!	0:42:51	0:42:53
-Ref!	0:42:55	0:42:57
-Mici Plwm!	0:42:57	0:42:58
-CHEERS	0:43:01	0:43:03
-I told you!	0:43:20	0:43:22
-Yes, Wali. You told us.	0:43:22	0:43:25
-Lydia Tomos surprised everyone.	0:43:28	0:43:30
-Occasionally, -she even surprised herself.	0:43:30	0:43:34
-Wali, pick that up!	0:43:35	0:43:37
-We're lucky here.	0:43:37	0:43:39
-Why?	0:43:40	0:43:41
-Your mother doesn't come here...	0:43:41	0:43:43
-..or Jean.	0:43:43	0:43:45
-Mam, in a boozer!	0:43:46	0:43:49
-What did you say, Tecwyn?	0:43:52	0:43:54
-What's that?	0:43:56	0:43:57
-What's that? - -Non-alco-flipping-holic lager.	0:43:57	0:43:59
-Oh. Do you like it?	0:43:59	0:44:01
-Does Rothschild like pomagne?	0:44:01	0:44:03
-What do you want, Jean?	0:44:04	0:44:05
-What do you want, Jean? - -Tecwyn will get these. Tecwyn!	0:44:05	0:44:07
-Yes, Jean?	0:44:09	0:44:10
-Yes, Jean? - -A drink for the girls.	0:44:10	0:44:12
-Oh, yes. Sandra?	0:44:12	0:44:13
-Oh, yes. Sandra? - -Half a pint of lager, please.	0:44:13	0:44:15
-Can I have a French -kiss with you later?	0:44:17	0:44:20
-An orange juice, Jean?	0:44:22	0:44:23
-An orange juice, Jean? - -No, a gin and tonic.	0:44:23	0:44:26
-Do you like gin?	0:44:28	0:44:29
-Do you like gin? - -I don't know, I'll see.	0:44:29	0:44:31
-OK.	0:44:32	0:44:33
-Where are your manners?	0:44:33	0:44:35
-Where are your manners? - -Eh?	0:44:35	0:44:36
-Sorry, Lydia Tomos. -What would you like?	0:44:37	0:44:41
-What is Walter Tomos drinking?	0:44:41	0:44:43
-Some black stuff, -from the state of his underpants.	0:44:43	0:44:46
-Mild...	0:44:46	0:44:48
-A half of mild too.	0:44:48	0:44:50
-A half of mild too. - -A pint.	0:44:50	0:44:51
-A pint.	0:44:52	0:44:53
-You needn't shave for the dress -rehearsal, unless you want to do so.	0:44:56	0:45:01
-It's OK, I shave every morning.	0:45:01	0:45:03
-Your moustache, I meant.	0:45:04	0:45:05
-Your moustache, I meant. - -What?	0:45:05	0:45:07
-I'm not shaving off my moustache!	0:45:07	0:45:09
-You'll have to, I can't have -two Ugly Sisters with a moustache.	0:45:09	0:45:13
-Why can't he shave it off?	0:45:13	0:45:15
-He can't.	0:45:16	0:45:17
-He can't. - -Why?	0:45:17	0:45:18
-I've got a scar under it.	0:45:18	0:45:20
-Let me see.	0:45:20	0:45:21
-Let me see. - -Ouch!	0:45:21	0:45:23
-I'm not shaving!	0:45:23	0:45:24
-I'd look too nice!	0:45:25	0:45:27
-We'll see about that.	0:45:27	0:45:30
-I'm not!	0:45:31	0:45:32
-I'm not! - -Ha!	0:45:32	0:45:33
-I'm not!	0:45:33	0:45:35
-I'm not!	0:45:36	0:45:37
-He'll have to shave it off.	0:45:37	0:45:39
-Please try to persuade him.	0:45:40	0:45:42
-Cheers!	0:45:43	0:45:44
-Cheers.	0:45:45	0:45:47
-Mam! What are you doing?	0:45:48	0:45:50
-Drinking your filthy beer.	0:45:50	0:45:52
-To see what makes you -and that scamp Picton so silly.	0:45:52	0:45:56
-Let's go, you're embarrassing me!	0:45:56	0:45:59
-I want to finish my pint.	0:46:00	0:46:02
-It's late, we'd better go.	0:46:02	0:46:04
-Right-o.	0:46:04	0:46:05
-Ah!	0:46:11	0:46:12
-BURPS	0:46:16	0:46:18
-BURPS	0:46:25	0:46:26
-Goodnight to you all.	0:46:28	0:46:30
-Goodnight, Mrs Tomos.	0:46:31	0:46:33
-LAUGHTER	0:46:37	0:46:40
-That's it. Thank you for watching. -I hope you enjoyed it.	0:46:42	0:46:46
-Next time, we'll see the top 20 -scenes from C'mon Midffild.	0:46:46	0:46:51
-Until then, goodbye.	0:46:51	0:46:53
-A bit of hush to discuss tictacs.	0:46:53	0:46:54
-SCREAMS	0:46:57	0:46:58
-Hallelujah!	0:46:59	0:47:00
-It fits, Master!	0:47:01	0:47:02
-It fits, Master! - -Oh... what?	0:47:02	0:47:04
-Asafoetida!	0:47:04	0:47:06
-Look what he's done to me!	0:47:09	0:47:11
-Harri, don't play with that!	0:47:12	0:47:13
-Bog off!	0:47:14	0:47:15
-I was looking at her face.	0:47:15	0:47:17
-She's the spitting image -of Jane Ty Cocyn, long ago.	0:47:17	0:47:20
-Come on midfield!	0:47:29	0:47:31
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