Pennod 7 Nigel Owens: Wyt ti'n Gem?

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-Hello and welcome to Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-The village of Llansannan is

-our focus this evening. How are you?

-Yay!

-Llansannan's a small village,

-as is Mynyddcerrig, where I'm from.

-In fact, it's so small, we take it

-in turns to be the village idiot!

-Someone asked me where I was from

-and I said Mynyddcerrig.

-He said, "I'm sorry?"

-I said, I'm from Mynyddcerrig.

-He said, "I heard you the first

-time. That's why I said I'm sorry!"

-I've heard that people

-from this area are game for a laugh.

-Is that true?

-We'll soon see. Take a look at this.

-You dropped this.

-Thank you.

-Excuse me, you dropped this.

-I didn't know that.

-Excuse me!

-Who's our first guest tonight?

-Much has been

-said and written about her...

-..and she's here tonight

-to deny it all!

-She's a dancer,

-an actress and singer.

-Please welcome Tara Bethan.

-How are you?

-You're lucky I haven't punched you!

-How are you?

-How are you?

-

-Very good, thanks.

-Llansannan is a small village.

-With big characters!

-You're one of them.

-As well as acting, you're also

-famous for singing and dancing.

-Not after this programme,

-thanks to you!

-Let's see what happened...

-..when Tara had a chance

-to sing and dance for Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-Tara Bethan is an old hand

-at performing in big productions...

-..alongside Wales' big stars.

-She's been invited to perform

-on a new variety show.

-There's only one rehearsal

-for the show, so it's important...

-..that the routine

-goes like clockwork.

-Unfortunately,

-Wyt Ti'n Gem? has arranged it all...

-..so there's no telling

-who'll turn up.

-Where is everybody, then?

-They don't look like dancers. Aren't

-they meant to be the same size?

-There should also be a choreographer

-present to show them the ropes.

-Oh, dear! What's happened to her?

-The trampoline last night.

-It's a bit painful but it's OK.

-I didn't want to lose out.

-# And all that jazz #

-Eos, when Tara goes like that,

-you all have to follow.

-OK? Come on now.

-You have to keep up.

-It was a bit slow.

-Don't worry, Tara,

-I'm sure they'll catch up with you.

-At some point.

-Sorry. Stop!

-Sorry. Are you OK?

-It's warm.

-Try not to fall off it again.

-Not quite what you expected?

-Not quite what you expected?

-

-I'm not really noticing...

-..because I'm looking at myself.

-I'm sure

-things can't get much worse.

-# And all that jazz #

-Who's this, then?

-Hiya. Are you OK?

-Sorry.

-One minute. Can you turn it off?

-There's a competition going on

-downstairs and the music's too loud.

-We booked this room weeks ago.

-We need to rehearse.

-It's not fair.

-It's not fair.

-

-It's up to them to mention it.

-I'll turn it down a little.

-I'll turn it down a little.

-

-OK, I'll turn it down. Sorry.

-Turn it down?

-They have to hear the music.

-We've booked this. They're pathetic.

-Pathetic, indeed.

-Get back to it, girls.

-You need lots more practice.

-# And all that jazz

-# Why don't we paint the town? #

-This is ridiculous. She's trying

-to sing. She's trying to sing.

-OK, sorry.

-No, sorry.

-One of the dancers has lost it.

-I don't know.

-I don't know.

-

-Have you got someone else?

-Do you want to go and speak to her?

-It's fine, don't worry. It's fine.

-I'll just sit here...

-..as a visual.

-Oh, you're back.

-Hooray, she's back!

-The costumes have arrived too.

-I'm sure you'll look

-as pretty as a picture, girls.

-I thought the costumes

-were going to be black.

-What do you think of the style?

-What do you think of the style?

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-They're mad.

-Yes, they're mental.

-Wait till you see yours, Tara.

-This is definitely a joke.

-This is definitely a joke.

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-No, no joke.

-What's wrong? Don't you like it?

-I had a brief in mind.

-Costumes-wise.

-You'll need a body stocking.

-I need

-BLEEP!

-scaffolding

-to wear that, babes.

-You are

-BLEEP!

-me.

-Tell me you're

-BLEEP!

-me.

-I don't think they are, Tara.

-I don't think they are, Tara.

-

-You're tiny, I'm huge.

-I'm not wearing that.

-Actually, these are awful.

-Yours is OK. This is what

-I had in mind. Here are some photos.

-Hello, Tara. Nigel Owens here.

-Before you came on the show

-I wanted to see if you were game.

-Have a good day.

-Sorry.

-I just said

-BLEEP!

-about eight times.

-The director

-asked me to send you a message...

-..using appropriate language

-for an S4C broadcast...

-..so this is me saying I look

-forward to seeing you in Wrexham.

-I'm going to turn up wearing this.

-Just this, with those like that

-OK?

-Where's the costume, then?

-Well, I was going to wear it...

-..but from behind,

-all you see is bottom.

-Quite literally, all you see

-is a thread and a bottom.

-Since you arranged...

-..for me to wear it on your show,

-I duly obliged!

-Can I show it to them?

-Can I show it to them?

-

-If you like.

-Fair play to you.

-I promised I'd wear it.

-I promised I'd wear it.

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-Did you twig something was up?

-I was so busy thinking about sorting

-out the routine and performing it...

-..I was in the zone.

-..I was in the zone.

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-Let's talk about Pobol Y Cwm.

-You were there for quite a while.

-You ran off

-with Anti Marian's money.

-Do you know how many times I had to

-say arian Marian (Marian's money)?

-Arian Marian,

-arian Marian, arian Marian!

-Yes, I did. Isn't that awful?

-The character's

-been laid to rest now.

-I played an awful character

-and I relished the challenge...

-..of playing someone

-so off the rails.

-You stole Anti Marian's money

-after she was dead, I'd be scared...

-Not me, personally.

-Not me, personally.

-

-Weren't you scared she'd return...

-..and haunt you?

-If I'd done such a thing, I

-wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

-I have a terrible conscience.

-Aargh!

-I need the toilet!

-It's always a pleasure

-to see you, Tara.

-Fair play,

-you've been game for a laugh.

-Tara Bethan. Give her a clap.

-Stay tuned

-and join us after the break...

-..when we'll meet

-our pillar of the community.

-We'll also set Tara a challenge,

-but don't worry, it's nothing scary!

-Go and make a cuppa. A splash

-of milk and no sugar for me.

-I'm sweet enough as I am!

-See you soon.

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-Flintshire

-hosted this year's Urdd Eisteddfod.

-There was a wealth

-of young Welsh talent on display.

-But the stars aren't only

-to be found on the Eisteddfod stage.

-There are stars

-stewarding the car parks too...

-..one of whom is our

-pillar of the community this week.

-Park yourselves and watch this.

-This is Cledwyn Ashford

-from Llansannan.

-He's worked as a steward

-at the Urdd car park for many years.

-Today,

-thanks to the Wyt Ti'n Gem crew...

-..he'll deal with

-a very unusual situation.

-The chief steward

-is explaining to Cled...

-..that bulls

-will walk through the car park.

-It's dangerous for any red car...

-..to be in the field

-the same time as the bulls.

-The safest option is to park

-red cars in the opposite field.

-A number of Eisteddfod goers

-have already obeyed the signs...

-..but now it's Cled's shift.

-Let's see

-how he deals with the situation...

-..when the Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-Eisteddfod goers arrive.

-All my friends

-are parked over there.

-Why can't I park there?

-A bull's coming this way

-and he doesn't like red.

-You're not serious?

-Through a car park?

-We have to move you

-to the opposite field.

-The bull doesn't like red. Honestly.

-Honest?

-Honest?

-

-Serious.

-You'll see all the red cars

-parked together. We're not joking.

-Can I take your name,

-just for me to know?

-Cled. Cled's fault.

-It's Cled's fault. Bye, Cled!

-She thinks I'm taking the

-BLEEP!

-I said,

-yes, there's a bull coming up.

-Tarw. Bull.

-That's one happy customer, Cled.

-Hope you're as lucky with the next.

-Hello. Red cars that way.

-No, sorry, I wanted to park up here.

-We have a reason, which

-you won't believe, but it's true.

-A bull is coming this way

-in half an hour.

-I like bulls,

-so I can park down there.

-The bull doesn't like red, which is

-why all the red cars are over there.

-You won't understand this.

-Look at these shoes.

-I've travelled four hours

-to get here, I've got blisters.

-There's a separate field over there.

-No, I want to park here.

-You can't park it here.

-I've done it every other day.

-I've done it every other day.

-

-Not when a bull has been here.

-If you want your car

-to be hit by a bull, leave it here.

-Bulls like red cars.

-You're obviously not a farm boy.

-You're obviously not a farm boy.

-

-No. I don't look like a farmer.

-Bulls don't like red.

-Bulls don't like red.

-

-Fine!

-BLEEP!

-He wasn't going to listen, Cled.

-If he comes back again,

-he'll have the right fist.

-Right fist? Keep your hands to

-yourself after watching this, Cled.

-Hello. Nigel Owens here.

-Before you came on the show,

-I wanted to see if you were game.

-Have a good day.

-BLEEP!

-That bloke in the red car

-was a set up?

-It'll be full of beeps!

-You rascals! You set me up.

-BLEEP!

-Sorry, I can't find a red car.

-Look out!

-And you, you rascal!

-Alright?

-I'm so sorry.

-I'm so sorry.

-

-I've called you every

-BLEEP!

-name!

-He won't be in the car park next

-year! Please welcome Cled Ashford.

-Poor Cled.

-Hello, Tara.

-What an idiot!

-Hook, line and sinker.

-Hook, line and sinker.

-

-Too right.

-I'm not a bright bloke myself.

-In fact, I'm thick.

-Not as thick as me!

-But even I know

-that bulls are colour blind.

-I should've known that...

-..coming from Llansannan.

-I didn't question it, I fell for it.

-You were wearing an orange coat,

-which is almost red.

-I don't know why I was wearing

-a coat because it was so hot.

-It had a microphone on it,

-didn't it?

-You know each other, don't you?

-Yes, I've been a steward

-at the National Eisteddfod...

-..and she'd often come

-with her father and mother.

-I gave them lifts in the buggy.

-A full-on deal had been set up.

-Dad couldn't walk very far

-because of his legs.

-Cled had the buggy and did

-handbrake turns, ready for Dad.

-He'd drive him to the middle

-of the field every year.

-I don't know

-if Tara and her mother know this...

-..but Orig was always so grateful

-because he was struggling.

-I tried my best to help.

-One time, he gave me a fiver

-when he got out of the buggy.

-He didn't!

-He did and I gave him a mouthful!

-He did and I gave him a mouthful!

-

-A fiver's not enough!

-I was happy with that!

-We knew each other well.

-We always catch up.

-If I had to guess...

-..what Cled's job was

-before he retired...

-..after watching the video,

-I never would've guessed you are...

-..a former headmaster.

-We have proof that you

-took your role very seriously...

-..as a headmaster.

-I hope that was the end of term,

-not the beginning.

-It was the year I was retiring.

-We did a production of Joseph...

-..and in it

-the Pharaoh appeared as Elvis.

-The teacher who produced the show...

-..suggested

-I came out of the pyramid.

-So that's what I did.

-I did it for two nights

-and it was a lot of fun.

-You're a big football fan.

-Do you like rugby too?

-Do you like rugby too?

-

-Yes.

-Good,

-otherwise you'd be out of here!

-I've been involved with football

-since leaving college...

-..but I was never a good player.

-..but I was never a good player.

-

-But you've coached for years.

-I started in 1974

-and I still coach today.

-It's the Welsh youth teams that

-are lucky to have you as a coach...

-..but you've coached some of

-the soccer world's biggest stars.

-International stars.

-Michael Owen, Ian Rush.

-Ian Rush and Kevin Ratcliffe were

-in the Deeside Primary Schools team.

-I coached Michael when I coached the

-North Wales Secondary Schools' side.

-Couldn't you have influenced him

-to play for Wales?

-He couldn't at the time, Nigel.

-He was born in Chester,

-his mother and father were English.

-He wasn't eligible.

-A new rule

-was introduced eight years ago.

-If you were educated for five years

-in Wales, you can play for Wales.

-If Michael Owen played now...

-..he would've been eligible,

-but not back then.

-And, of course, the late Gary Speed.

-He differed from the others because

-he was a friend. A good friend.

-I coached him

-from eight years of age to 14...

-..when he went away

-to play for Leeds.

-We remained friends

-throughout his life.

-I was friendly with his parents and

-sister. I thought the world of him.

-We've already seen

-that you're a good sport...

-..but we couldn't have done it

-without the help of your son.

-Where are you, Meilir?

-There he is.

-Did you know your father

-would fall for our prank?

-Every steward thought we had

-no chance of stitching him up.

-He's an asset to the community,

-isn't he?

-Yes, he deserves all the praise.

-He's a real pain but

-he'll do anything for anyone.

-He works very hard in the community.

-Well done.

-It's not often I applaud football

-people, but it's a real honour...

-..to present this award

-for all your hard work.

-You've coached hundreds

-of youngsters over the years...

-..and long may you continue.

-I'll ask Tara, a family friend,

-to present you with it.

-Thank you.

-Cled Ashford.

-I know you're a football expert...

-..though you're not much

-of a player.

-Tara, you're...

-Tara, you're...

-

-Hopeless!

-..a distinguished actress.

-Tonight we'll try to combine the two

-for our Wyt Ti'n Gem? challenge.

-This is our studio challenge

-this week.

-As you can see, this is our goal.

-These are the baddies

-from all the soap operas.

-He looks like Max Boyce!

-Three penalty kicks each.

-You can go first, Tara.

-Tryfan will hold the balls.

-Alright? Where are you from?

-Penycae.

-Penycae.

-

-Near Rhos? Tara, off you go.

-Five points, four...

-Five points, four...

-

-No point! I won't hit any of them!

-Well done, Tara.

-It's the expert's turn now.

-Hold on. Hold on.

-It's only fair

-since you're an expert.

-It's not fair!

-It's not fair!

-

-The ball's right in front of you.

-Well done!

-You got three in the net

-and you hit him, so two points.

-Cled won, even though

-he was wearing a blindfold.

-Fine!

-Fine!

-

-Sorry!

-I'd like to thank my guests,

-Tara Bethan and Cled Ashford.

-And also the studio audience.

-I hope you've enjoyed the company

-of two of Llansannan's stars.

-I'll be back next week...

-..with another Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-Goodnight.

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