Pennod 6 Nigel Owens: Wyt ti'n Gem?

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-Hello, how are you?

-Hello, how are you all?

-Welcome to Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-Tonight we focus on the people

-of Pontarddulais and Crwbin.

-Two women from Crwbin

-were chatting out the back.

-One said to the other, "Have you

-heard about this new hydrogen bomb?

-"They say if a plane flies overhead

-and drops it on us...

-"..it'll blow us all to maternity."

-"Yes," the other said, "And

-we won't know who did it either."

-I'm sorry

-we're starting later than planned.

-I had to call in Glangwili Hospital

-on the way here.

-My next-door neighbour was hoovering

-earlier and fell down the stairs.

-The hoover

-became stuck in her rear end.

-I had to call in on her.

-I asked the sister how she was

-and she said...

-.."She's picking up slowly."

-If you've been watching the show

-over recent weeks...

-..you'll know we like

-a bit of nonsense, so watch this.

-This is lovely.

-Try before you buy, is it?

-Do you want to try some?

-Do you think

-this is good for my skin?

-You think so?

-Can you see a difference now?

-It's shining.

-It's shining.

-

-It's shining? That's what I want.

-I won't have to wash it off...

-..I can just eat it afterwards.

-Come on.

-Let's meet our first guest tonight.

-She's represented her country

-in four different sports.

-Rugby, weight lifting,

-judo and wrestling.

-It's a privilege and an honour

-to have her on the show tonight.

-Please welcome Non Evans.

-Mind the step!

-Rugby, wrestling,

-judo and weight lifting.

-Which do you prefer?

-Which do you prefer?

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-I did gymnastics when I was young...

-..as well as acrobatics.

-A judo club

-opened in Pontarddulais...

-..and once I started smashing

-people, I enjoyed it, so look out!

-Then I started playing rugby.

-A rugby tackle

-is called morote gari in judo.

-I was a natural at rugby

-and I could run fast...

-..but I'm the first person ever,

-male or female...

-..to represent their country in two

-events at the Commonwealth Games.

-Fair play, that deserves a clap.

-How many caps for Wales?

-How many caps for Wales?

-

-87 caps, 64 tries.

-Well done.

-That's a world record

-for any male or female.

-If you're in a pub quiz

-and you're asked that question...

-..it's not Shane Williams, it's me.

-Did you think something was up

-when you went to Pontarddulais...

-..to be interviewed about judo?

-Didn't you think it was fishy?

-This is what happened when we

-sent along the Wyt Ti'n Gem crew...

-..to interview Non about judo,

-so watch this.

-None Evans' sporting career

-has taken her all over the world.

-Her sporting prowess and her ability

-to present and commentate...

-..means she's the perfect guest

-for our new programme...

-..Chwiban Olaf (Final Whistle).

-Ioan is the programme's director.

-I'm Ioan and I'm the director.

-He's a perfectionist

-in everything he does too.

-It was his idea to invite Non

-to the dojo in Pontarddulais...

-..where she began judo.

-And this is our presenter,

-Gwen Fflur.

-She's less than perfect.

-This is her first time on camera...

-..but she's keen to make

-a good impression on everyone...

-..especially Non,

-so standby, everyone.

-Cue Gwen.

-It's a pleasure being here

-in Pontyberem today, ready to...

-Sorry, Pontarddulais.

-Sorry, Pontarddulais.

-

-Pontarddulais. Sorry!

-It's on the wall. Pontarddulais.

-It's on the wall. Pontarddulais.

-

-Pontarddulais Judo Club.

-Let's talk about different sports

-and the Olympic Games.

-I hear you're going to Rio?

-I hear you're going to Rio?

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-No, I'm not.

-You're not doing the triathlons

-in the Olympics?

-Stop.

-Non Stanford does the triathlon.

-Ah, I just read Non on the script.

-That's a different Non.

-Non Stanford.

-Oh, dear! 0 out of 10 for research!

-OK, and action!

-Now you've retired,

-promoting women in sport...

-Sorry, cut!

-Sorry, cut!

-

-How important is it for you...

-..that women

-compete in the Olympics...?

-Cut! Sorry, try it again.

-Watch your diction.

-Thank you. Sorry, Non.

-Patience is a virtue,

-and Non has plenty, fair play.

-Well, so far, at least!

-Now you've retired, how important

-is it to encourage women to compete?

-I've done everything I can

-to encourage women.

-It's growing and I'm pleased.

-It's good that women take control.

-It's good that women take control.

-

-Exactly. Come on, girls!

-Girl power!

-Girl power!

-

-Best friends!

-I'm sure

-Gwen feels more confident by now.

-Confident enough

-to try her hand at judo.

-Roll and slam the right hand.

-She's a natural! Well done!

-This is going well.

-It's just a matter of time

-before something goes wrong.

-Let's not do any more.

-Let's not do any more.

-

-A natural.

-Are you alright?

-You'll be aching tomorrow.

-I think it was the watch.

-Time to call for first aid.

-Here he is.

-You've heard of Dr Doolittle.

-This is Dr Do-Less.

-He also happens to be a fan.

-Not of Gwen, though!

-Not of Gwen, though!

-

-She slammed the watch on the floor.

-Are you Non Evans?

-Are you Non Evans?

-

-No.

-Are you sure? Sorry, I'm a fan.

-Honestly, I'm a fan.

-Can I just have a quick selfie?

-A quick one. Sorry.

-Sorry, Non.

-What about the patient?

-Poor Gwen!

-Fair play, she's arranged a surprise

-for the end of the item.

-Since Non has recently celebrated

-her birthday...

-..how about a cake?

-Happy birthday, Non.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-

-It says happy birthday, Ron.

-For goodness' sake!

-Did you get it?

-Did you get it?

-

-I ordered it as Non.

-Hold this a moment.

-I've another present for you.

-You're not 45, are you?

-Forty

-(BLEEP!)

-five?

-Do I look 45 to you?

-A few Welsh celebs have recorded

-birthday messages for you.

-Nigel Owens here.

-Before you came on the show,

-I wanted to see if you were game.

-Enjoy yourself.

-Enjoy yourself.

-

-Surprise!

-If I ate this blinking cake

-I'd lose my six-pack.

-Oh, my God!

-I'm going to smash your face in.

-Thanks, Nige, by the way.

-I'm going to

-smash your face in too, Nigel!

-You weren't happy that she said

-Pontyberem, were you?

-I do so many things

-to promote women's issues...

-..and sports...

-You didn't suspect a thing?

-You didn't suspect a thing?

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-No, nothing!

-Even when the cake came out

-with Ron and 45 on it.

-I tried to tell them

-they could change the Ron to Non.

-I'm not 45, by the way.

-Not far off!

-I didn't have a clue.

-People may not know this about you

-but you're an artist.

-Oh, God, don't mention that.

-I used to be. I did art for A Level.

-If you want to buy her art,

-here's some of Non's work.

-Thanks for that!

-This is a selection of Non's work.

-Can you see?

-Every time I broke a leg

-or suffered an injury...

-..through playing rugby or judo

-I sat at home, drawing.

-When I retire,

-perhaps I'll take it up.

-Drawing helps me unwind.

-You know me, I'm a person

-who finds it hard to relax.

-It's been a pleasure having you on.

-You've proved you're game.

-You're a good sport.

-Thank you very much, Non Evans.

-Join us after the break...

-..when we meet one of the Gwendraeth

-Valley's pillars of the community...

-..and play our studio challenge.

-Time for you at home to do

-a bit of wrestling on the sofa.

-Don't stray too far.

-See you shortly.

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-Welcome back to Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-Wales has

-a long tradition of brass bands.

-Our pillar of the community...

-..has been Chairman of the

-Crwbin Silver Band for 18 years...

-..despite not being able

-to blow a single note.

-The Wyt Ti'n Gem? crew dropped by

-for the band's rehearsal.

-This is Dewi Thomas,

-a native of Bangor...

-..who now lives in the Crwbin area.

-Dewi is very active as the

-chairman of Crwbin Silver Band.

-According to band members, he

-likes to be the boss of everything.

-Let's see how Dewi, the Chief...

-..deals with an unexpected visit

-from local council officials...

-..who are responding to complaints

-about noise levels...

-..during rehearsals.

-Excuse me?

-Can we stop playing, please?

-Are you in charge?

-Do you speak Welsh?

-Who's in charge?

-You're the chairman, are you?

-Dewi Thomas.

-Dewi Thomas.

-

-Is someone more senior here?

-We're a band.

-We're a band.

-

-But is there someone more senior?

-More senior than the chairman?

-More senior than the chairman?

-

-I thought the conductor was.

-The chairman.

-The chairman.

-

-The chairman's in charge, is he?

-We've had a complaint

-about the noise emanating from here.

-Can you help us in any way? Would

-you allow us to measure the noise?

-We've done outside already.

-When I was walking up the hill,

-it was loud.

-To be honest, it was noisy.

-It didn't feel nice.

-OK, right.

-That's shown up as 94.4.

-That's far too loud -

-anything over 85.

-The first complaint we received...

-..was on Wednesday, 17 May...

-..in 2006.

-..in 2006.

-

-The complaint was made 10 years ago.

-I'm really sorry but you're

-speaking a bit too fast for me.

-Sorry. You're talking too fast.

-We've owned this land

-for over 100 years.

-We've been here 125 years.

-You've been here 125 years?

-You've been here 125 years?

-

-I haven't personally.

-We've spoken to the people

-who made the complaint...

-..and they've asked if you

-could change your rehearsal night...

-..to a Monday or a Tuesday...

-..between the hours of nine

-and two and between four and five.

-No problem!

-It's not as if we all have jobs!

-Scratching your nose and rubbing

-your chin won't solve this problem.

-I'm really sorry.

-That's still too loud?

-That's still too loud?

-

-It's still 92.8.

-Before we leave today

-we have to get the level below 80.

-And if it doesn't go below?

-And if it doesn't go below?

-

-You'll be fined.

-You're giving up

-after existing for over a century?

-You might have to pack it in.

-There's another option.

-There's another option.

-

-Thank goodness for that.

-You could

-get the place soundproofed.

-There's also a cheaper option.

-Egg boxes on the walls.

-It does work.

-I know it's a lot.

-I'm just thinking of these

-poor chickens having to lay.

-Don't worry about the hens.

-Worry about

-putting socks in the instruments.

-Socks in your instruments?

-Right, a towel. What've we got, Al?

-What have you got in yours?

-Put that rag in.

-We'll have to use

-those coats now, Dew. And...

-I'll stop you there straightaway.

-It's at 88.1.

-It's higher than it was before.

-It's higher than it was before.

-It's higher than it was before.

-

-You want to get a new machine.

-It's all over for you now.

-The noise mistress has spoken.

-We actually walked up

-from the bottom and it was noisy.

-I don't know much about music...

-..but it was noisy.

-..but it was noisy.

-

-If you'd just read the email.

-Hello. Nigel Owens here.

-Before you came on the show

-I wanted to see if you were game.

-Enjoy yourself.

-Enjoy yourself.

-

-I'm really sorry!

-Nigel, you can shove

-your whistle somewhere, sonny Jim!

-Thank you, Nige. Nice one.

-Please welcome Dewi Thomas.

-Take a seat.

-Take a seat.

-

-Thank you.

-Didn't you suspect a thing?

-Hook, line and sinker.

-Definite. Titanic!

-You live in Bancffosfelen.

-West is best!

-Bangor's north-west!

-South-west is best, then!

-People know you as Dewi Nyrs.

-Or Dewi Gog! Dewi Nyrs in north

-Wales and Dewi gog in the south.

-So you were a nurse?

-So you were a nurse?

-

-Yes, for 40 years.

-In which department? Maternity ward?

-Things have gone

-from bad to worse in the NHS.

-They had no beds

-at Glangwili's maternity ward.

-It was like the Dick Turpin era -

-it was stand and deliver!

-You must've seen

-some strange things.

-A man named Charles Williams springs

-to mind. He was on Pobol y Cwm.

-Yes, he played Harri Parri.

-Yes, he played Harri Parri.

-

-He was a patient at Bangor.

-There was a real Englishman

-on the same ward.

-He was lah-di-dah

-and had a plum in his mouth.

-Charles had had enough of him.

-We gave out bottles at night

-to help the men pass water.

-Charles put holes in the bottom...

-..and handed it to the Englishman.

-When he shouted during the night,

-I went over to him...

-..and Charles stood up and said,

-"Yes, young man, you've... the bed!"

-The Englishman shut up after that!

-Charles was very comical.

-How did you get involved

-with Crwbin Silver Band?

-Is it true

-you can't play an instrument?

-Not a single note.

-That's odd.

-That's odd.

-

-Like you being a referee!

-Yes, but I can blow the whistle.

-Yes, but I can blow the whistle.

-

-You overdo it sometimes!

-You're obviously

-a one-eyed Scarlets' fan, I bet.

-I don't follow rugby.

-I don't follow rugby.

-

-Football?

-Bangor City all the way.

-Bangor City all the way.

-

-What about Bancffosfelen FC?

-Yes, I coached women.

-Fair play.

-I spent nine years

-coaching women's football.

-I didn't coach them to play soccer,

-it was more for their confidence.

-And for enjoyment.

-Yes,

-so they could stand on a pitch...

-..and feel proud of themselves,

-regardless of their size and shape.

-They came to have fun and

-make friends, which is important.

-Some of the band are here

-as well as your daughter, Rhian.

-Hello, Rhian, how are you?

-He does a lot of work

-for Crwbin Silver Band, doesn't he?

-Yes, he shaved his moustache to

-raise money for Children in Need.

-He also climbed Machu Picchu

-to raise money for the band.

-He deserves a clap for that.

-It's a privilege

-to have you on the show.

-You're a true

-pillar of the community.

-It's an honour to present you

-with the Wyt Ti'n Gem? trophy.

-Dewi Thomas, you're a deserving

-recipient. Give him a clap.

-Non, you're one for raising the bar

-and Dewi's one for sleeping on it!

-I prop it up!

-We've a very special bar

-here in the studio...

-..for my two guests.

-It's time to play

-the Wyt ti'n Gem? challenge.

-The challenge is called Limbo Sumo.

-You have to limbo under the bar.

-Dewi to go first.

-Come behind the bar.

-Ifan is here to help.

-He's related to me!

-Ifan comes from Felinfach.

-Are you ready?

-Off you go!

-Go under it!

-Go under it!

-

-It's hard to bend!

-Try it again.

-Very good. Ifan, lower it for Non.

-That's not fair!

-120. Ready, Non?

-Limbo Sumo!

-Oh, my God!

-You pulled that off then!

-No, I didn't!

-No, I didn't!

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-Let me do it without the suit.

-Go on then, without the suit.

-Hooray, well done!

-Since you cheated by taking off your

-suit, the winner is Dewi Thomas!

-That's it for tonight.

-Thanks to Non Evans and our pillar

-of the community, Dewi Thomas.

-My thanks to the studio audience

-and to you at home.

-If you want to do Limbo Sumo, make

-sure you don't set the bar too low.

-Join us again next week

-for another Wyt ti'n Gem?

-Goodnight.

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