Pennod 12 Sion a Sian

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-Tonight on Sion a Sian...

-..Carwyn and Nerys

-from Llanuwchllyn...

-..Chris and Ann from Upland Arms...

-..and Heledd Cynwal

-and Stifyn Parri.

-Hello and welcome to Sion a Sian...

-..a chance to get to know

-some of Wales' couples...

-..who claim to know each other well.

-A pair from the northwest

-and a pair from the north...

-..will play for the 1,000 jackpot.

-..will play for the 1,000 jackpot.

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-Whoo!

-Two rounds before that and money

-to be won for corresponding answers.

-Please welcome our first couple.

-The minister

-of Gofalaeth Bro Llanuwchllyn...

-..and the manager of Mary Jones

-World, Carwyn and Nerys Siddall.

-Welcome the show.

-Let's find out

-what goes on between you...

-..behind closed doors.

-We met at Ysgol Llangefni.

-Nerys' mother had been unwell

-and I asked Nerys how she was doing.

-When I met Carwyn, I thought,

-fair play for thinking about Mam.

-He was very funny too.

-Was I? Really?

-You looked funny, perhaps.

-I love going to Blackpool.

-The biggest attraction

-is its enormous arcade.

-She plays bingo. It's not really

-a minister's holiday!

-When you're on the phone

-with Carwyn...

-..he lets you know he's in a hurry

-by saying, "So... So..."

-That's a hint to get off the phone.

-Parishioners, don't listen to that!

-It's in Nerys' personality

-to want to win every single game.

-Who knows how Sion a Sian will go?

-Who knows how Sion a Sian will go?

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-What embarrasses Carwyn the most...

-..is when I go like this

-in front of people.

-I don't like it!

-Come here, then.

-Really?

-Carwyn,

-you looked embarrassed on screen...

-..and you also looked embarrassed

-watching it.

-What did

-kissing on camera feel like?

-Very odd.

-We don't kiss very often,

-not to mention on camera.

-Nerys, you're closest to the booth

-so please make your way over.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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-Enjoy yourself, Nerys.

-I'll ask you three questions

-and if your answers correspond...

-..you could be

-in with a chance of winning 300.

-Away we go.

-First question.

-Nerys is very competitive.

-Imagine she's been piecing together

-a complex jigsaw for weeks.

-You trip over it...

-..and ruin it completely.

-How do you respond?

-Confess straightaway

-and hope to be forgiven?

-Leave the mess and blame Nerys...

-..for leaving the jigsaw

-in a silly place?

-Or do you recreate the jigsaw...

-..instead of writing that

-all-important sermon for Sunday?

-Confess straightaway

-and hope to be forgiven.

-Given my job, if I'm not forgiven,

-it's all over for me!

-If Nerys was able to change

-something about you, Carwyn...

-..what would she choose to change?

-For you to stop slurping your tea?

-Cut down on the vast number of ties

-you have in the wardrobe?

-Do you have a lot of ties?

-Do you have a lot of ties?

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-About 120.

-It's a real weakness of mine.

-It's a weakness that

-you've come without one tonight!

-Or would she persuade you

-to watch her favourite programmes...

-..such as I'm A Celebrity

-or Take Me Out together?

-She forces me to watch programmes.

-She wouldn't interfere

-with my tie collection...

-..so I'll say

-she'd stop me slurping my tea.

-I hope so!

-I hope so!

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-Final question.

-Whilst driving, a driver pulls

-out in front of you without looking.

-Though you're minister,

-we also understand...

-..that you suffer from road rage.

-..that you suffer from road rage.

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-Too right! Oh!

-I'm dreadful.

-You honk the horn

-and raise your fist...

-..before noticing the driver in the

-other car is one of your members.

-What do you do? Do you phone the

-member and apologize for your anger?

-Do you say nothing,

-hoping he didn't recognize you?

-Or do you say nothing

-but use it as material...

-..for a sermon about the importance

-of exercising caution in life?

-I do tend to worry about things

-so I'd have to phone the member...

-..and apologize.

-Very sensible.

-Let's ask Nerys to join us.

-Nerys, the doctor's ready for you.

-This is going to be interesting.

-Welcome back, Nerys.

-Just to remind you,

-we'll ask you three questions.

-First question.

-You're a very competitive person.

-Imagine that you've been piecing

-together a complex jigsaw for weeks.

-Carwyn trips over the jigsaw

-and ruins it completely.

-What does Carwyn do?

-Does he recreate the jigsaw?

-Does he

-leave the mess and blame you...

-..for leaving the jigsaw

-in such a silly place?

-Or does he confess straightaway

-and hope to be forgiven?

-He'd confess straightaway, I hope!

-He'd confess straightaway, I hope!

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-Well done!

-Great start.

-Great start.

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-I'm full of nerves!

-If you were able to change one thing

-about Carwyn, what would you choose?

-Would you cut down on the vast

-number of ties in Carwyn's wardrobe?

-Would you

-stop Carwyn slurping his tea?

-Or would you persuade him to watch

-I'm A Celebrity or Take Me Out...

-..together?

-I'd stop him slurping his tea.

-Final question.

-Whilst driving, a driver pulls out

-directly in front of Carwyn...

-..without looking.

-Though Carwyn's a minister

-he suffers from a little road rage.

-I wouldn't say a little.

-How does he respond?

-He honks the horn

-and raises a fist...

-..before noticing the other driver

-is one of his members.

-What does Carwyn do?

-Does he say nothing, hoping the

-other driver doesn't recognize him?

-Does he say nothing but use

-the material to write a sermon...

-..about exercising caution in life?

-Or does he phone the member

-to apologize for his anger?

-He'd use it

-as material for a sermon.

-Oh, no!

-No. He said he'd phone the member.

-Would you?

-Would you?

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-I'd have to, wouldn't I?

-At the end of that round

-you scored two correctly...

-..which means

-you have 200 in the bank.

-Well done, Nerys and Carwyn.

-Next, two butchers

-from Upland Arms, Carmarthen.

-Please give a warm welcome

-to Chris and Ann Rees.

-Before we chat, we'll go to your

-house and learn a little about you.

-I met Ann

-at the market in Carmarthen.

-One day I gave her a wink.

-One day I gave her a wink.

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-I saw this really good-looking man.

-He gave me a wink and I thought,

-I'll call back to see him later.

-I had a cousin who I thought

-travelled on the same bus as Ann.

-I said, "Will you ask the pretty

-blonde if she'd go out with me?"

-But my cousin asked the wrong girl.

-Ann's changed a lot over the years.

-By now, she manages us in every way!

-I'm saying nothing.

-Ann's the boss but I'm very lucky.

-She pays all the bills and gives me

-pocket money to spend as I please.

-Yes!

-One thing

-I'd like to change about Ann...

-..is for her

-to tow the caravan a bit slower.

-His name's Chris - if he's

-in my good books, he's Chrissy...

-..if he does something wrong

-he's Christopher.

-I really do love him.

-The confusion with the two blondes,

-what happened to the other?

-We still talk to her but I don't

-think she knows the full story.

-She'll know now!

-She'll know now!

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-She will indeed!

-Chris,

-are you happy to go into the booth?

-I'm ready.

-I'm ready.

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-I don't know if the music is Elvis.

-Enjoy yourself. Let's get started.

-Three questions, Ann.

-100 for every answer that matches.

-Ann, I understand

-that you like writing to-do lists.

-I'm exactly the same.

-Accidentally, Chris throws out

-the following day's list...

-..with the rubbish.

-Shame on him! What do you do?

-Empty every bin to look for it?

-Try to remember

-what was on the list...

-..and write a new one?

-Or do you forget about the list

-and hope you remember everything?

-What do you do?

-I think I'd write a new list.

-Both you and Chris have phobias,

-don't you?

-You don't like heights...

-..and Chris doesn't like

-going on fairground rides, does he?

-Imagine you go on a trip to

-the funfair with the grandchildren.

-They keep on and on about

-going on the very high big wheel.

-Children must be accompanied

-by an adult on the ride.

-What do you do?

-Do you go on it despite your fear?

-Does Chris offer to be the hero

-and go on it?

-Or do neither of you go on it...

-..and the children

-are very disappointed as a result?

-Chris wouldn't go on it at all.

-I'd go on it with them.

-I'd do anything for them.

-I'd do anything for them.

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-Well done.

-Final question.

-Chris has a vast collection

-of whisky bottles.

-A local charity

-asks you for a raffle prize.

-You decide to donate

-one of the whisky bottles...

-..not realizing that this bottle

-is rare and very expensive.

-How does Chris respond?

-Does he lose his temper and sulk?

-Does he say nothing and console

-himself that it's for a good cause?

-Or does he open another bottle

-to forget about it all?

-Because it's for a good cause,

-I think he'd forgive me.

-Say nothing and console himself?

-Say nothing and console himself?

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-I think he'd forgive me.

-Happy?

-Happy?

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-Yes.

-Come on out, Chris,

-Chrissy, Christopher!

-He might be Christine by the end!

-I often get called Christine.

-He doesn't like being called Ann!

-Ready to go for it?

-Ready to go for it?

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-I'm ready.

-Ann is very fond

-of writing to-do lists, isn't she?

-You accidentally throw out

-the following day's to-list...

-..with the rubbish,

-so what does Ann do?

-Does she try to remember what was

-on the list and write another?

-Does she empty every bin

-to look for it?

-Or does she forget about the list

-and hopes she remembers everything?

-She'd look in every bin.

-She might well do that

-but that's not what she said.

-She'd try to remember what

-was on the list and write another.

-Never mind, there are two to go.

-We know now that you and Ann don't

-like heights or fairground rides.

-Imagine that you go on a trip to the

-funfair with the grandchildren...

-..and they want to go on

-the big wheel.

-They must be accompanied

-by an adult on the ride.

-What did Ann say would happen?

-Neither of you go on it and the poor

-grandchildren are disappointed?

-Does Ann goes on it? Or do you offer

-to be the hero and go on it?

-Ann goes on it.

-Ann goes on it.

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-Well done.

-That required no thought at all!

-Final question.

-You have a vast collection

-of whisky bottles.

-Have you already drunk one?

-Have you already drunk one?

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-Not tonight!

-A local charity

-asks Ann for a raffle prize.

-Ann decides to donate

-one of the whisky bottles...

-..not realizing that this particular

-one is rare and very expensive.

-How do you respond, Chris?

-Do you say nothing and console

-yourself that it's for a good cause?

-Do you open another bottle

-to forget about it all?

-Or do you lose your temper and sulk?

-Or do you lose your temper and sulk?

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-Since it's going to a good cause...

-..I'd be happy.

-..I'd be happy.

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-Well done.

-Well done, Christopher.

-At the end of that, Chrissy-Wissy

-and Ann, you've won 200.

-Well done.

-Things are going well.

-We'll take a break

-while Heledd plaits my hair.

-You take a break as well but don't

-go too far. See you in two minutes.

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-Welcome back. There's 1,000

-up for grabs in tonight's jackpot.

-But which of our couples

-will play for that jackpot?

-We'll find out

-after the bat box round.

-With 200 already in the bank...

-..is the minister of Gofalaeth Bro

-Llanuwchllyn, Carwyn and wife Nerys.

-50 for each correct answer.

-If Carwyn's the answer,

-raise the blue bats.

-If Nerys is the answer,

-raise the pink bats. Good luck.

-Who's first to voice an opinion?

-Yay!

-Who's better at keeping promises?

-Who has the best singing voice?

-Who complains the most

-when they're ill?

-Who usually steals the duvet?

-And who gives the best kiss?

-You scored

-five out of six correctly.

-Well done, Carwyn and Nerys.

-Welcome back the butchers from

-Upland Arms - Chris and Ann Rees.

-Here we go.

-Who washes the dishes most often?

-Who takes control

-of the bank account?

-Correct. Who has the last word?

-Who's most likely to lose keys?

-Who's first to give up a seat

-for an elderly person on a bus?

-Correct. Final question.

-Who's the worst

-for remembering song lyrics?

-Well done. At the end of that round

-you scored five out of six.

-Let's find out who's in the lead.

-Come and join us at the heart.

-Carwyn and Nerys,

-you have a total of 450.

-Chris and Ann, I can reveal...

-..that you have

-exactly the same amount.

-Which brings us to a tiebreak

-situation to see which couple...

-..will go on

-to face the big question.

-I'll ask a question and I'd

-like you to write down the answer.

-The answer will be a percentage.

-Those closest

-to the percentage on my card...

-..will go on

-to answer the big question.

-In 2012...

-..more than 250,000 marriages

-were conducted in Britain.

-What percentage of those...

-..had both parties

-marrying for the first time?

-Once you're happy,

-jot down your answer.

-We'll ask you

-to show us your percentages.

-Carwyn and Nerys,

-please reveal your answer.

-65%.

-Ann and Chris?

-75%.

-The answer was...

-..67%.

-Oh! Oh, my gosh!

-Ann and Chris,

-you've been wonderful contestants...

-..to have on the show.

-Safe journey back to Carmarthen.

-Apart from the money you've won,

-you also win a wonderful slate.

-Thank you. Give Chris and Ann

-another round of applause.

-You're a step closer

-to the jackpot now.

-Before we play for the 1,000...

-..Carwyn, it's time for you

-to enter the booth, please...

-..and leave Nerys by herself.

-Here we go, then.

-This is the big question.

-If Carwyn had to spend the rest

-of his life on a desert island...

-..what one other thing

-would he take with him...

-..apart from you, of course?

-For 1,000. Take your time.

-He loves talking on the phone

-so I'll go for the phone.

-Definitely?

-Yes. I think!

-Come and join us, please, Carwyn.

-Is he usually that obedient?

-Yes, he's had to be

-after we got married!

-Had to be what?

-Nothing, Carwyn!

-This is the big question.

-Carwyn, you have to spend

-the rest of your life...

-..on a desert island.

-What one other thing would you

-take with you apart from Nerys?

-For 1,000. Take your time.

-A phone.

-Congratulations!

-Respect to the rev! Well done.

-Congratulations, you've won 1,000.

-What will you do with it?

-What will you do with it?

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-Not go to an arcade to play bingo!

-You also take away

-the Sion a Sian slate.

-Thanks for watching.

-Until next time, toodle-ooh!

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