80s Special TOTP2

Welcome, thrill seekers, to musical moments of pleasure,

mostly, from the big-haired, big-hearted '80s.

Let's get started with this.

Who's had the Tipp-Ex out then, Adam?

# Well I'm standing here Lookin' at you

# What do I see?

# I'm lookin' straight through It's so sad

# When you're young, to be told

# You're having fun So unplug the jukebox

# And do us all a favour

# That music's lost its taste

# So try another flavour Ant music

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-Ant music

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-Ant music

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-Ant music

# Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Well I'm standing here What do I see?

# A big nothing threatening me

# It's so sad when you're young

# To be told

# You're having fun so Unplug the jukebox

# And do us all a favour

# That music's lost its taste So try another flavour

# Ant music

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-Ant music

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-# Ant music

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-# Ant music

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# So unplug the jukebox And do us all a favour

# That music's lost it's taste So try another flavour

# Ant music

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-# Ant music

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-# Ant music

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

-# Ant music

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# Don't tread on an ant He's done nothing to you

# There might come a day When he's treadin' on you

# Don't tread on an ant You'll end up black and blue

# If you cut off his head Legs come looking for you

# So unplug the jukebox

# And do us all a favour

# That music's lost it's taste So try another flavour

-# Ant music

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... #

Right, thanks for the warning about not treading on an ant,

because one day he might step on you.

Admirable sentiment re animal welfare, Adam,

but I'm not overly worried about being stepped on by an ant in truth.

Ah, here we go, one for the dads.

Shame, really, these clothes looked great in the catalogue.

# You gotta speed it up

# And then you gotta slow it down

# Cos if you believe that our love can hit the top

# You gotta play around

# But soon you will find that there comes a time

# For making your mind up

# You gotta turn it on

# And then you gotta pull it out

# You gotta be sure that it's something everybody's gonna

# Talk about

# Before you decide that the time's arrived

# For making your mind up

# Don't let your indecision Take you from behind

# Trust your inner vision

# Don't let others change your mind

# And then you really gotta burn it up

# And make another fly by night

# Get a run for your money And take a chance

# And it'll turn out right

# But when you can see how it's got to be

# You're making your mind up

# But try to look as if you don't care less

# But if you want to see some more

# Bending the rules of the game will let you find the one you're

# Looking for

# And then you can show that you think you know

# You're making your mind up

# Don't let your indecision Take you from behind

# Trust your inner vision

# Don't let others change your mind

# And now you really gotta speed it up

# And then you gotta slow it down

# Cos if you believe that our love can hit the top you gotta

# Play around

# But soon you will find that there comes a time... #

Blatant sexism.

Clearly those white trousers should have come off to reveal

the old Y-fronts on the last chorus, eh, girls?

Seminal electro reworking of a Northern Soul classic now,

with Marc Almond and his mate Dave Ball,

who's brought along his new set of cake tins.

Shame his keyboard was set up too low.

No wonder he's got a bad back these days.

# ..Get away from the pain You drive into the heart of me

# The love we share Seems to go nowhere

# And I've lost my light

# For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

-# Once I ran to you

-(I ran)

# Now I run from you

# This tainted love you've given

# I give you all a boy could give you

# Take my tears and that's not nearly all

-# Tainted love

-(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

# Tainted love

# Now I know I've got to run away

# I've got to get away

# You don't really want anymore from me

# To make things right

# You need someone to hold you tight

# And you think love is to pray

# But I'm sorry I don't pray that way

-# Once I ran to you

-(I ran)

# Now I run from you

# This tainted love you've given

# I give you all a boy could give you

# Take my tears and that's not nearly all

-# Tainted love

-(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

-# Tainted love

-(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

# Tainted love... #

And over-manned and under-dressed, it's Dexy's.

And had the drummer's top fallen down,

or are those just very high-waisted trousers?

# Poor old Johnny Ray

# Sounded sad upon the radio Moved a million hearts in mono

# Our mothers cried

# Sang along, who'd blame them?

-# Now you're grown

-(You're grown up)

-# So grown

-(So grown up)

# Now I must say more than ever

# Come on, Eileen

# Too-rah, loo-rah

# Too-rah, loo-ra-yay

# And we can sing just like our fathers

# Come on, Eileen

-# Oh, I swear

-(Well, he means)

# At this moment you mean everything

-# You in that dress Well, my thoughts

-(I confess)

# Verge on dirty

# Ah, come on, Eileen

# Come on, Eileen

# These people round here

# Wear beaten down eyes Sunk-in, smoke-dried faces

# Resigned to what their fate is

-# But not us

-(No, never)

-# No, not us

-(No, never)

# We are far too young and clever

# Remember

# Go too-lah, roo-lah Too-rah, loo-rah, yay

# Eileen, I'll hum this tune forever

# Come on, Eileen

-# Oh, I swear

-(Well, he means)

# Ah, come on Let's take off everything

-# That pretty red dress, ah, Eileen

-(Tell him yes)

# Ah, come on, let's

# Ah, come on, Eileen

# Come on, Eileen, too-loo-rah-ae

# Come on, Eileen, too-loo-rah-ae

# Now you are grown Now you have shown

# Oh, E-Eileen

# Said come on, Eileen

# These things are real and I know how you feel

# Now I must say more than ever

# Things round here have changed I said

# Too-rah, loo-rah Too-rah, loo-rah, yay

# Come on, Eileen

-# Oh, I swear

-(Well, he means)

# At this moment... #

APPLAUSE

Next up, it's the lovable nutty boys, Madness.

Shot entirely on location at Wayne Rooney's childhood home.

Those Christmas tree lights must have been very bright

if they all needed sunglasses.

Look out for highly peculiar dancing from Suggs,

a shoo-in for the next series of Strictly, surely?

# Father wears his Sunday best

# Mother's tired she needs a rest The kids are playing up downstairs

# Sister's sighing in her sleep

# Brother's got a date to keep

# He can't hang around

# Our house In the middle of our street

# Our house, in the middle of our...

# Our house it has a crowd

# There's always something happening And it's usually quite loud

# Our mum, she's so house-proud

# Nothing ever slows her down And a mess is not allowed

# Our house In the middle of our street

# Our house, in the middle of our...

# Our house In the middle of our street

-# Our house, in the middle of our...

-Something tells you that you've got to move away from it

# Father gets up late for work

# Mother has to iron his shirt Then she sends the kids to school

-# Sees them off with a small kiss

-Ah-ah-ah-ah

# She's the one they're going to miss in lots of ways

# Our house In the middle of our street

# Our house, in the middle of our...

# I remember way back then when everything was true and when

# We would have such a very good time, such a fine time

# Such a happy time

# And I remember how we'd play Simply waste the day away

# Then we'd say nothing would come between us

# Two dreamers

# Father wears his Sunday best

# Mother's tired she needs a rest The kids are playing up downstairs

# Sister's sighing in her sleep

# Brother's got a date to keep He can't hang around

# Our house In the middle of our street... #

All rather charming. They just look like blokes you'd want to go for a pint with, don't they?

And by way of contrast, the Mad Hatter himself,

surrounded by a scrum of sturdy broad-shouldered types.

Looks happy enough. And check out drummer Jon Moss.

He's only brought one drum and for the tricky bit near the end,

he's too busy playing pat-a-cake to even bother hitting it.

# If I listen to your lies would you say

# I'm a man without conviction

# I'm a man who doesn't know

# How to sell a contradiction

# You come and go, you come and go

# Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon

# You come and go, you come and go

# Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream

# Red, gold and green Red, gold and green

# Didn't hear your wicked words every day

# And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

# That my love was an addiction

# When we cling our love is strong

# When you go, you're gone forever

# You string along, you string along

# Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon

# You come and go, you come and go

# Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream

# Red, gold and green Red, gold and green

# Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon

# You come and go, you come and go

# Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream

# Red, gold and green Red, gold and green

# Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon

# You come and go, you come and go

# Loving would be easy if your colours... #

OK. Here come the Frankies, all dressed up and somewhere to go.

Well, Top Of The Pops, anyway.

Surely Harry Enfield's Scousers were inspired by Ped Gill on the drums.

# Relax, don't do it

# When you want to go to it

# Relax, don't do it When you want to come

# Relax, don't do it When you wanna suck it to it

# Relax, don't do it When you want to come

# When you want to come

# Relax, don't do it When you want to go to it

# Relax, don't do it When you want to come

# Relax, don't do it When you wanna suck it to it

# Relax, don't do it When you want to come

# Come on!

# Whoa-oh-oh

# But shoot it in the right direction

# Make making it your intention

# Live those dreams Scheme those schemes

-# Got to hit me

-Hit me

# Hit me Hit me with those laser beams

# Laser beams

# One, two Relax

# Don't do it

# Relax

# When you wanna come

# Woo

# Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

# I'm coming, I'm coming, yeah

# Ah, ah, ah

# Relax, don't do it When you want to go to it

# Relax, don't do it

# Relax, don't do it When you want to suck to it

# Relax, don't do it

-# One time, one time, one time

-Hey!

# Come! #

Frankie and Relax.

Here come five lumps of pure New Romantic Brummie beefcake.

# You've gone too far this time but I'm dancing on the valentine

# I tell you somebody's fooling around

# With my chances on the dangerline

# I'll cross that bridge when I find it

# Another day to make my stand, oh, oh

# High time is no time for deciding

# If I should find a helping hand, oh, oh

# Why don't you use it? Try not to bruise it

# Buy time, don't lose it

# Why don't you use it? Try not to bruise it

# Buy time, don't lose it

# The reflex is an only child

# He's waiting by the park

# The reflex is in charge of finding

# Treasure in the dark

# And watching over lucky clover

# Isn't that bizarre

# Every little thing the reflex does

# Leaves you answered with a question mark

# I'm on a ride and I want to get off

# But they won't slow down the roundabout

# I sold the Renoir and the TV set

# Don't want to be around when this gets out

# Why don't you use it? Try not to bruise it

# Buy time, don't lose it

# Why-y-y-y-y why why why-y-y-y

-# Yeah

-Why-y-y-y-y why why why-y-y-y

# Why-y-y-y-y don't you use it?

# The reflex is an only child

# He's waiting by the park

# The reflex is in charge of finding

# Treasure in the dark

# And watching over lucky clover

# Isn't that bizarre

# Every little thing the reflex does... #

Ah, yes. No-one did mullet like the Durannies.

George Michael is having a go go here,

but it's come out a bit dinner lady, hasn't it, Georgie-boy?

# You put the boom-boom

# Into my heart

# You send my soul sky high

# When your lovin' starts

# Jitterbug into my brain

# It goes a-bang-bang-bang

# Till my feet do the same

# But something's bugging me

# Something ain't right

# My best friend told me

# What you did last night

# Left me sleeping in my bed

# I was dreaming

# But I should've been with you instead

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Don't leave me hanging on

# Like a yo-yo

# Wake me up before you go-go

# I don't wanna miss it

# When you hit that high

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Cos I'm not planning

# On goin' solo

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Take me dancing toni-i-i-ght

# I wanna hit that hi-i-i-i-gh

# Yeah, yeah

# You get the grey skies

# Outta my way

# You make the sun shine brighter

# Than Doris Day

# Turned a bright spark into a flame

# My beats-per-minute

# Never been the same

# Cos you're my lady, I'm your fool

# It makes me crazy

# When you act so cruel

# Come on, baby

# Let's not fight

# We'll go dancing

# And everything will be all right

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Don't leave me hanging on

# Like a yo-yo

# Wake me up before you go-go

# I don't wanna miss it

# When you hit that high

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Cos I'm not planning on goin' solo

# Wake me up before you go-go-ah

# Take me dancing toni-i-ight

# Wake me up before you go-go

# Don't you dare

# To leave me hanging on

# Like a yo-yo-oh. #

OK, here comes some assorted Goths with slightly too short trousers

and sporting that most Gothic of accessories, the white towelling sock.

This was before Pete Burns embarked on transforming himself into...

Well, it'll be great when it's finished!

# If I

# I get to know your name

# Well, I

# Could trace your private number, baby

# All I know is that to me

# You look like you're lots of fun

# Open up your lovin' arms I want some, want some

# I set my sights on you

# And no-one else will do

# And I

# I've got to have my way now, baby

# All I know is that to me

# You look like you're havin' fun

# Open up your lovin' arms Watch out, here I come

# You spin me right round, baby Right round

# Like a record, baby Right round, round round

# You spin me right round, baby Right round

# Like a record, baby Right round, round round

# I

# I got be your friend now, baby

# And I

# Would like to move in just a little bit closer

# Little bit closer

# All I know is that to me You look like you're lots of fun

# Open up your lovin' arms Watch out, here I come

# You spin me right round, baby Right round

# Like a record, baby Right round, round round

# You spin me right round, baby Right round

# Like a record, baby Right round, round round

# You spin me right round, baby Right round

# Like a record, baby Right round, round round

# Ro-o-o-o-o-ound... #

This is Top Of The Pops 2,

and the pick of the embarrassment of archive riches

accumulated in the golden age of the '80s. Not least Tears For Fears.

# Welcome to your life

# There's no turning back

# Even while we sleep

# We will find you

# Acting on your best behaviour

# Turn your back on mother nature

# Everybody wants to rule the world

# It's my own design

# It's my own remorse

# Help me to decide

# Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure

# Nothing ever lasts forever

# Everybody wants to rule the world

# Say that you'll never, never, never, never need it

# One headline - why believe it?

# Everybody wants to rule the world

# All for freedom and for pleasure

# Nothing ever lasts forever

# Everybody wants to rule the world. #

Right, now, demonstrating the benefits

of their teeth-whitening service, here come the entire staff

of the local dental surgery with one of the decade's monster hits.

# Da-da!

# Da-da-a! Yeah!

# No-one on earth could feel like this

# I'm thrown and overblown with bli-i-i-iss

# There must be an angel

# Playing with my heart, yeah!

# I walk into an empty ro-o-o-om!

# And suddenly my heart goes bo-o-o-om!

# It's an orchestra of angels

# And they're playing with my heart Yeah!

# Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel

# No-one on earth could feel like this

# I'm thrown and overblown with bli-i-i-iss

# There must be an angel

# Playing with my heart, yeah

# And when I think that I'm alo-o-one

# It seems there's more of us at ho-o-o-ome

# It's a multitude of angels

# And they're playing with my heart Yeah

# Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel Must be talking to an angel

# I must be hallucinating

# Watching angels celebrating

# Could this be reactivating?

# All my senses dislocating!

# This must be a strange deception

# By celestial intervention

# Leaving me the recollection

# Of your heavenly connection. #

HARMONICA PLAYS

OK, the Two Ronnies of electropop now.

They obviously weren't staying long as neither of them took their coats off.

Check out the burly cameraman making sure we get the all-important shot

of Chris' left hand. Mind you, it's doing more than his right.

# Sometimes you're better off dead

# There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head

# You think you're mad Too unstable

# Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables

# In a restaurant in a west-end town

# Call the police There's a madman around

# Running down underground to a dive bar

# In a west-end town

# In a west-end town A dead-end world

# The east-end boys and west-end girls

# In a west-end town A dead-end world

# The east-end boys And west-end girls

# West-end girls

# Too many shadows Whispering voices

# Faces on posters Too many choices

# If, when, why, what?

# How much have you got?

# Have you got it Do you get it, if so, how often?

# And which do you choose A hard or soft option?

# How much do you need?

# In a west-end town A dead-end world

# The east-end boys And west-end girls

# In a west-end town A dead-end world

# The east-end boys And west-end girls

# West-end girls

# You've got a heart of glass Or a heart of stone

# Just you wait till I get you home

# We've got no future We've got no past

# Here today Built to last

# In every city In every nation

# From Lake Geneva to the Finland Station

# How far have you been?

# In a west-end town A dead-end world

# The east-end boys And west-end girls

# A west-end town A dead-end world

# East-end boys West-end girls

# West-end girls

# West-end girls

# West-end girls

# How far have you been? #

APPLAUSE

Hooray! Billy Ocean is here.

He got very big in the '80s. I remember him in the '70s,

when he was just Billy Inland Sea.

I bet you wish you could afford a fancy pullover like the sax player.

Must have been borrowed from Noel Edmonds, surely.

# I got something to tell you

# I've got something to say

# I'm gonna put this dream in motion

# Never let nothing stand in my way

# When the going gets tough

# The tough get going

# I'm gonna get myself 'cross the river

# That's the price I'm willing to pay

# I'm gonna make you stand and deliver

# And give me love in the old-fashioned way

# Oh

# Darlin'

# I'd climb any mountain

# Darlin'

# I'll do anything

-# Ooh

-Ooh

-# Can I touch you?

-Can I touch you?

# And do the things that lovers do?

-# Ooh

-Ooh

-# Wanna hold you

-Wanna hold you

# I gotta get it through to you

# Oh

# When the going gets tough

# The tough get going

# When the going gets rough

# The tough get rough

-# Hey

-Hey

-Hey

-Hey, hey

# Whoa-oh

# Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Darlin'

# I'll climb any mountain

# Darlin'

# I'll swim any sea

# Darlin'

# I'll reach for the heavens

# Darlin'

# With you loving me

# Ooh

# Ooh

# Ooh

-# Can I touch you?

-Can I touch you?

# And do the things that lovers do?

# Can I touch you?

-# Ooh

-Ooh

# Wanna hold you

# Wanna hold you

# I gotta get it through to you

# Cos when the going gets tough

# The going gets tough

# When the going gets rough

# The going gets rough

# When the going gets tough... #

The missing younger Mitchell brother now.

Not exactly working the staircase like Dame Shirley Bassey,

and struggling to remember which camera to look into

when he gets up onto the landing. Still, he looks happier

when he finds his friends again and has a little dance. Aw, bless.

# Aah, aah-aah, aah-aah, aah

# Aah, aah, aah

# Aah, aah

# Aah, ah

# Aah, ah

# Don't leave me this way

# I can't survive, I can't stay alive

# Without your love, no, baby

# Don't leave me this way

# I can't exist, I will surely miss

# Your tender kiss

# So don't leave me this way

# Aaaah

# Baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you

# So come on down and do what you've got to do

# You started this fire down in my soul

# Now can't you see it's burning, out of control

# So come down and satisfy the need in me

# Cos only your good loving can set me free

# Don't leave me this way

# I don't understand how I'm at your command

# So, baby, please

# Don't you leave me this way

# Aaaaah

# Baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you

# So come on down and do what you've got to do

# You've started a fire down in my soul

# Now, can't you see it's burning, out of control

# So come down and satisfy the need in me

# Cos only your good loving can set me free

-# Set me free

-Set me free

-Set me free

-# Set me free

-Set me free

-# Set me free

-Don't leave me this way

-# Set me free

-Don't leave me this way

# Set me free, baby

# Don't leave me this way... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ooh, crikey! Take two bottles into the shower at least,

by the looks of it.

It's poodle rock's leading Louis XIV impersonators Europe.

The Common Market's got a great deal to answer for.

Still a great riff, mind.

# We're leaving together

# But still it's farewell

# And maybe we'll come back

# To Earth Who can tell?

# I guess there is no-one to blame

-# We're leaving ground

-We're leaving ground

# Will things ever be the same again?

# It's the final countdown

# The final countdown

# Oh-oh, we're heading for Venus

# Venus

# And still we stand tall

# Though maybe they've seen us

# And welcome us all Yea-eah

# With so many light years to go

# And things to be found

# To be found

# I'm sure that we'll all miss her so

# It's the final countdown

# The final countdown

-# The final countdown

-Countdown

# Oh

# It's the final countdown. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And now, here's Whitney -

at that time, the world's leading cocktail chanteuse.

Couldn't do a thing with her hair that morning, but what a voice!

# Clock strikes upon the hour And the sun begins to fade

# Still enough time to figure out How to chase my blues away

# I've done all right up till now

# It's the light of day that shows me how

# And when the night falls

# My loneliness calls

# Oh, I wanna dance with somebody

# I wanna feel the heat with somebody

# Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

# With somebody who loves me

# Oh, I wanna dance with somebody

# I wanna feel the heat with somebody

# Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

# With somebody who loves me

# I've been in love and lost my senses

# Spinning through the town

# Sooner or later the fever ends And I wind up feeling down

# I need a man who'll take a chance

# On a love that burns hot enough to last

# So when the night falls

# My loneliness calls

# Oh, I wanna dance with somebody

# I wanna feel the heat with somebody

# Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

# With somebody who loves me

# Oh, I wanna dance with somebody

# I wanna feel the he-e-eat

# Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

# With somebody who loves me

# Somebody who Somebody who

# Somebody who loves me

# Somebody who Somebody who

# To hold me in his arms

# Oh, I need a man who'll take a chance

# On a love that burns hot enough to last

# So when the night falls

# My lonely heart calls

# Oh, I wanna dance with somebody

# I wanna feel the heat with somebody

# Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

# With somebody who loves me

# Oh, I wanna dance with somebody

# I wanna feel the heat with somebody

# Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

# With somebody who loves me

# Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance with...

-# Don't you wanna dance?

-Dance

# Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance

-# Don't you wanna dance?

-Dance

# Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance

# Uh-huh

# With somebody who loves me. #

T'Pau next, named after a Vulcan princess off Star Trek.

Don't remember her myself but I imagine Captain Kirk tried

to educate her in the ways of human love.

# ..Told in a foreign land

# To take life on earth To the second birth

# And the man was in command

# It was a flight on the wings Of a young girl's dreams

# That flew too far awa-a-ay

# Don't push too far Your dreams are china in your hand

# Don't wish too hard Because they may come true

# And you can't help them

# You don't know what you might have set upon yourse-e-elf

# China in your hand

# Come from greed Never born of the seed

# Took life from a barren hand

# Oh, eyes wide

# Like a child in the form of man

# A prophecy for a fantasy

# The curse of a vivid mi-i-ind

# Don't push too far Your dreams are china in your hand

# Don't wish too hard Because they may come true

# And you can't help them

# You don't know what you might Have set upon yourse-e-elf

# But you sure don't push too hard No, no

# Don't push too far Your dreams are china in your hand

# Don't wish too hard Because they may come true

# And you can't help them

# You don't know what you might Have set upon yourse-e-elf... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# When will I, will I be famous? #

Right, time to relive those great

lagger-bottle-tops-tied to-clumpy-shoe days

with Matt, Luke and the other one now.

# Oh-ho-whoa-oh

# Oooh-oh-hoo

# Yes, you're suitably at one With your body and the sun

# Yes, you are

# You've read Karl Marx And you taught yourself to dance

# You're the best by far

# But you keep asking the question

# One you're not supposed to mention

# Hey, yeah

# When will I, will I be famous?

# I can't answer, I can't answer that

# When will I see my picture in the paper

# I can't answer, I can't answer that

# When will I, will I be famous?

# You keep asking me, babe

# I can't wait

-# You won't suffer in silence

-(Suffer)

# You're a talent You know that I've noticed

# You'd like to be a legend

-# A big star overnight

-(Tell me when)

-# I can't answer your question

-(I can't wait)

-# It's driving me insane

-(Ooh)

-# And your impossible impatience

-(Impatience)

# Tearing at my brain

# I can't take it, take it much more

# When, when, when, wh-wh-when will I, will-will I

# When will I, will I be famous?

# I can't answer, I can't answer that

# When will I, will I be famous?

# I can't answer, I can't answer that

# When will I, will I be famous... #

Now here's someone who's been on the knitting machine.

It's Tiffany, who later did some rather revealing photoshoots,

though not in this jumper.

# Children behave

# That's what they say when we're together

# And watch how you play

# They don't understand and so we're Runnin' just as fast as we can

# Holdin' onto one another's hands

# Tryin' to get away into the night

# Then you put your arms around me

# And we tumble to the ground and then you say

# I think we're alone now

# There doesn't seem to be anyone around

# I think we're alone now

# The beating of our hearts is the only sound

# Look at the way

# We gotta hide what we're doing

# Cos what would they say

# If they ever knew and so we're

# Runnin' just as fast as we can

# Holdin' onto one another's hands

# Tryin' to get away into the night

# Then you put your arms around me

# And we tumble to the ground and then you say

# I think we're alone now

# There doesn't seem to be anyone around

# I think we're alone now

# The beating of our hearts is the only sound

# I think we're alone now

# There doesn't seem to be anyone around

# I think we're alone now

# Just you and me, only sound

-# I think we're alone now

-(Alone now)

# There doesn't seem to be anyone around

-# I think we're alone now

-(Alone now)

# Just you and me, only sounds now. #

CHEERING

Yazz next, The Only Way Is Up.

Now that was always going to tempt fate, wasn't it, Yazz?

# Oohhh

# We've been broken down

# To the lowest turn

# Been on the bottom line

# Sure ain't no fun

# But if we should be evicted

# Oh, from our homes

# We just move somewhere else

# And still carry on

-# Oh

-(Hold on)

-Hold on

-#

-(Hold on)

-Hold on

-#

-(Oh)

-Ooh-oh-oh, baby

-#

-(Hold on)

-Hold on

-#

-(Hold on)

-Ooh-ooh-eh-eh

# The only way is up

# Baby

# For you and me now

# The only way is up

# Baby

# For you and me now

# Oh-oh

# Now we may not know

# Oh-oh

# Where our next meal's coming from

# But with you by my side

# I'll face what is to come

# Oh, boy, I wanna thank you

# Yeah, for lovin' me this way

# Things may be a little hard now

# But we'll find a brighter day

# Oh, yeah

-#

-(Hold on)

-Hold on

-#

-(Hold on)

-Hold on

-#

-(Oh)

-Ooh-oh-oh

-#

-(Hold on)

-Hold on

-#

-(Hold on)

-Won't be long

# Yeah

# The only way is up

# Baby

# For you and me now

# The only way is up

# Baby

# For you and me now

# Oh, oh ooh

# Tell me the only way is up, baby

# Tell me the only way

# Tell me the only way is up, baby

# Tell me the only way is up

# Tell me the only way is up, baby

-#

-(Hold on)

-Hold on

-#

-(Hold on)

-Hold on

-#

-(Oh)

-Hey

-#

-(Hold on)

-Hold on

-#

-(Hold on)

-Won't be long, no, no, no

# The only way is up

# Baby

# For you and me now

# The only way is up

# Baby

# For you and me now

# The only way is up... #

CHEERING

A touching love story that began

in a suburban Australian motor mechanics workshop next,

and you can almost smell the sump oil here.

Jason looks like he's auditioning for Bros.

But, Jace, stick with the blessed sex thimble Kylie -

it'll be for the best in the long run.

# My love never changed

# I still feel the same

# Especially for you

# I wanna tell you I was feeling that way too

# And if dreams were wings, you know I would have flown to you

# To be where you are

# Mmm, no matter how far

# Now that I'm next to you

# No more dreaming about tomorrow

# Forget the loneliness and the sorrow

# I've gotta say

# It's all because of you And now we're back together

# Together

# I wanna show you

# My heart is oh, so true

# And all the love I have

# Is especially for you

# Especially for you

# I wanna tell you You mean all the world to me

# How I'm certain that our love was meant to be

-# You changed my life

-Mmm, you showed me the way

# And now that I'm next to you

# I've waited long enough to find you

# I wanna put all the hurt behind you

# Oh, and I wanna bring out all the love inside you

# Oh, and now we're back together

# Together

# I wanna show you My heart is oh, so true

# And all the love I have

# Is especially for you. #

CHEERING

The big club anthem of the decade now with Black Box.

Poor old Katrin, when she unpacked her holdall in the dressing room

she realised she'd left her blouse behind

and had to do the whole thing in her bra. D'oh!

# Wah-hoh

# Wah-hoh

# Wah-ah-hoh, wah-wah-wah-wah-hoh

# You're such a, you're such a You're such a, you're such a

# Hot temptation

# You just walk right in Walk, walk, walk right in

# Wah-hoh

# Wah-hoh

# Wah-ah-hoh, wah-wah-wah-wah-hoh

# Wah-ah-hoh

# Wah-hoh

# Wah-wah-wah-wah-hoh

# Wah-wah-wah-hoh

# Gotta get up, gotta get up Gotta get up

# Thank, thank, thank you, baby

# Gotta get up, gotta get up Gotta get up

# Yes, I do

# Gotta get up, gotta get up Gotta get up

# Thank, thank, thank you, baby

# Gotta get up, gotta get up Gotta get up

# Walk right in Cos you're ride on time

# Cos you're ride on time

# Ride on time

# Cos you're ride on time... #

And that's it. A whip through the decade that fashion deserted -

the '80s. Some good tunes though, eh?

Join us again next time on Top Of The Tops 2.

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