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It's the nation's favourite antiques experts...

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-I don't know what to do.

-HONK

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..with £200 each, a classic car and a goal -

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to scour Britain for antiques.

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What a little diamond.

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The aim, to make the biggest profit at auction, but it is no mean feat.

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-Back in the game.

-HE LAUGHS

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-Charlie.

-There will be worthy winners and valiant losers.

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SHE GASPS So, will it be the high road to glory

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or the slow road to disaster?

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Oh!

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This is the Antiques Road Trip.

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Yeah!

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Today is the second helping of our Road Trip escapade

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with auctioneers Mark Stacey and Thomas Plant.

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-I don't think I'm a Superman.

-No, no.

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I think you are more like an overweight Lois Lane.

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HE CHUCKLES

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That is so harsh.

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If I'm an overweight Lois Lane,

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-God only knows what that makes you.

-Oh, don't. Don't.

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Oh, they love one another really.

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Mark is having a go at a spot of clairvoyance.

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If only I could say, "Mirror, Mirror on the wall,

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"who's going to make the greatest profit of them all?"

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Thomas dazzles us with his encyclopaedic knowledge of antiques.

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This looks like, almost like, a female bottom.

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Do you know, he's right.

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And they are putting their foot down in this racy little number,

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the 1978 MGB GT. I had one of those.

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Our Road Trip buddies started off with £200,

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but their first auction saw Mark make a big loss

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on the dreaded cannonball.

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This leaves him with £107.50 for the second leg.

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But Thomas has edged ahead with a much smaller loss,

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so has a lovely wodge of £194.30.

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Mark and Thomas will be making a trip of over 500 miles

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from Sittingbourne, Kent

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and will wind all the way along the South East and East Anglia

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through Norwich and finally land

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in Oakham in the East Midlands.

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Today's journey begins in the village of Otford, in Kent,

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and the auction will take place

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in Paddock Wood, also in Kent.

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Our Road Trip pals are sticking together for the first

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-shop of the day.

-After you.

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-Oh, no. Age before beauty.

-Oh, thank you.

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-Did you just say what I thought you said?

-I did. I did.

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Well, you know, I've always been told.

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-Hello!

-Hello.

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This is my colleague, Thomas, who is competing against me.

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-So, we mustn't be too nice to him because he's leading.

-OK.

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We're going to have a look around and then we'll come back

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and have a word. Is that all right?

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-Yeah, that's fine. Lovely.

-Thank you.

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Right, Mark, you got bit of catching up to do today.

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Got any ideas, mate?

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This is rather attractive, actually.

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There's only one period, date this could have been made.

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Probably around about 1900, 1905,

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but I love these sinuous lines.

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Art Nouveau is one of the first modern styles of the 20th century

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and takes inspiration from the natural world.

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The ticket price is £28.

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I think I might be a bit cheeky. I'll go and find Jackie.

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-Time to talk money, eh?

-Oh, Jackie.

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I'm doing very well. I've been in here five minutes

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-and I've already found this dish.

-Right.

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I'm in a real predicament, Jackie.

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I've had my first auction

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-and I shot myself in the foot with a cannonball.

-Yes.

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So, I'm going to be terribly mean to start off with

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-and she's going to tell me to get out of the shop.

-Yes, give me a

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-price. Probably will.

-I would love to buy it for ten pounds.

-Ooh!

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Oh.

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Ask her what she would be comfortable with. Thank you.

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All right, then.

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What are you doing, Mark?

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Dealer Wendy is just downstairs.

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-Mark wants the best price on this.

-Best price on this.

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He's made an offer, which I daren't tell you at the moment,

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but he is offering ten.

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-Oh, no.

-THEY LAUGH

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Um, 15?

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-18.

-Right. I'll go and see what he says and that really is...?

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-It is, really.

-It's got to have 18.

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-Oh, Jackie, hello.

-You're not going to be happy.

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Oh, I'm not? No.

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-18.

-18. Oh, gosh.

-And I tried. I really tried.

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She's been really generous, isn't she? I mean, look...

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-HE WHISPERS:

-..it's not a lot of money, is it, really?

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And she has been very kind to me, actually.

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-Jackie, thank you.

-OK.

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-Let's call that sold, all right?

-OK. That's lovely.

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And I'll carry on browsing.

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-I'll take it downstairs for you.

-Thanks so much. I do appreciate it.

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Now, what about Thomas?

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What do you think that looks like?

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-Erm...

-A bottom.

-Yes.

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And it is called a coco de mer.

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The sea pod from the Seychelles.

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It's almost like a female bottom, if you can imagine.

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They are quite sensual.

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There's the bottom and the legs, etc.

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You get them in different sizes.

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This one has been made into a tray, a cutlery tray with a handle here.

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It would have all been covered.

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And it's been designed... And it's a tourist piece.

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This two-lobed form is the largest seed in the plant kingdom

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and is said to possess aphrodisiac powers.

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Could be my first purchase of this leg.

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Thomas is sure this piece is late 19th or early 20th century.

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Ticket price is £65.

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-Hi, Berryl?

-Yes.

-I found this.

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Let me see who it belongs to.

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Now, how much can young Tom get it for?

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I'd like to ask if it's possible to buy it for 40.

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because of the cracks. If it wasn't cracked,

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-I haven't got a problem.

-Yeah, so you are talking about...

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-40 quid.

-40.

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After a quick call to the dealer, Berryl has a price for Thomas.

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What do you think you can do?

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-Shall I just go and ask him?

-Yes.

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Would you meet them at 50?

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-45.

-What about 45?

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-Go on, then.

-Is that all right?

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Thank you, Barry. Thank you.

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-Cheerio.

-Love you, Barry.

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-45.

-Brilliant.

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What a charmer! The first purchase of leg two for Thomas.

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-There's 45.

-Thank you. Thanks for coming.

-Thank you very much.

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The fascinating coco de mer polished nut.

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Great.

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Mark is 15 miles away in the village of Wateringbury,

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near Maidstone, in Kent.

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Where Memories Meet is Mark's second shop of the day.

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Joseph is the proprietor here.

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-Hello.

-Hello.

-I'm Mark.

-Hi, I'm Joseph. How are you?

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-Nice to meet you, Joseph.

-Nice to meet you.

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I thought I was going to an antique shop. It looks more like a cafe.

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Yeah, we try to mix it all up, really.

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I'm not sure whether to order a cream tea

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or try and look for some china.

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I'm...I'm confused. Utterly confused.

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What's new(?)

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The antiques are downstairs, Mark.

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This is an extending book rack,

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so you can have your books there,

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but then as your collection of books expands,

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you can stretch this out. It is a good, decorative thing.

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I love the carving and I quite like Indian items.

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I'm not even going to look at the price of that.

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I'm going to put that as a possibility.

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It just goes to show

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there are purchases to be made amongst the cakes and pots of tea.

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And look! He has found something else.

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But it's like a sort of pedestal comport.

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You've got a sort of metal base with a dolphin

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and then a sort of domed pedestal.

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Little flower head inside.

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A comport is simply a footed bowl or plate.

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And it has taken Mark's fancy.

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Sounds like it's about time to talk money to me.

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Oh! Joseph.

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Oh.

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Wow. Can see you found a couple of pieces.

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Well, I have and I've had a jolly good look round.

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-You've got some fascinating objects.

-Wow, fantastic.

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-I'm going to tell you what I'm going to try to achieve.

-OK.

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OK. I had a very difficult first auction.

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I lost quite a lot of money.

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FEIGNS CRYING: I've heard this story before.

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But I have found two items, but I've got to be terribly mean with you.

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-Mm-hm.

-I haven't looked at the prices,

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so I don't know what they are.

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-They could be thousands, for all I know.

-Doubt it.

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But I need to buy the two of them for £20...

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for me to get a profit at auction.

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The original price on the book slide is £25

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and the comport is £26.

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Do you think you are going to win?

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I...I would like to think so, yes.

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And I think these might help me achieve that.

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Well, if you think you are going to win,

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I'm happy to sell them to you at that price.

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Joseph, you are a star.

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Certainly in a generous mood.

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£20 for the book slide and the comport!

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-Thank you, Joseph. Good luck.

-Yeah. Perfect.

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Ha! Well done, Mark. You now have three lovely lots.

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Reunited once more, our lovable duo are off for a rest.

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Nighty-night.

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The heavens have descended, but it isn't dampening the spirits

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of our Mark and Thomas. Oh, no.

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I have not bought a cannonball.

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HE LAUGHS

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You're going to have to buy something spherical.

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-But I'm with you. You're slightly spherical.

-Mark...

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THEY LAUGH

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I am not at all slightly spherical.

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Ha-ha! No, you are a fine figure of a man!

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Thomas and Mark are starting their morning

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in the village of Chart Sutton, in Kent.

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And funnily enough, this shop is called Chart Sutton Antiques.

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Ha-ha! Let's hope they behave in here.

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-Oh! What are you doing?!

-Oh, hello.

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Handbrake! Oh, God.

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I tell you, you're never driving again!

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-Look at you!

-Oh, stop moaning and get in!

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They should come with a health and safety warning, those two.

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-Hello. I'm Mark.

-How nice to meet you.

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-Nice to meet you too.

-Hello, I'm Thomas.

-Hello, Thomas. I'm Trevor.

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-Hi, Trevor.

-Nice to meet you both.

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-So, you're looking for some bargains?

-I am looking for some

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-bargains.

-Well, you won't find them in here.

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No. Let's go, then. Let's go.

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Off to a good start, chaps.

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Now, if they could just get along in such close quarters, we'll be fine.

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There's a lot to choose from here and Mark has spotted something.

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This is charming,

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but this is really nice cos it's modelled as a lady's shoe.

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At least it's not another lady's bottom. Ha!

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But sadly, the end of the foot is missing there,

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which is a real shame, actually. Priced up at £20.

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-I mean, that's quite cheap.

-Lovely. Ooh!

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Look, he is onto something else now.

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This is a...what I would call a cigarette box,

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but I like the inscription.

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"Presented to Lieut. FC Rogers by his brother officers

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"on the occasion of his marriage, July 18, 1934."

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That is priced up at £48, which is quite a lot of money.

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But, I mean, it is a nice presentational piece

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and I like that, actually.

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Trevor is on hand to assist and luckily Robin,

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the owner of the cigarette box, is also here.

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I think it is beautifully done and I love the presentation.

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It is a piece of history.

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Maybe we should take advantage of the owner being present

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if we're going to negotiate a price.

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-The owner is heading to his local pub, so...

-Oh, is he?

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Yes. Better make this quick then, Mark.

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I think this could be quite interesting.

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Of course, I don't want to push you.

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-Not much.

-Not much anyway.

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But I really could do with a little bit of a leg up, if I can.

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Do you want me to give you some money to take it away?

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-Would you mind?

-LAUGHTER

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You're very good.

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Look, I'm going to be terribly mean

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and then you can come back to me, all right?

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What about 20 quid?

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-No way, sir!

-Oh, come on.

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-No, no, no.

-What do you think?

-I'll go down to £40.

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Oh, no, I can't do it for £40.

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Could we possibly do it for £30? And I will shake the hand.

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I think you'd take my hand off as well if we did that.

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I wouldn't ask if I wasn't so desperate.

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£32. And you have really, really done well in that.

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-£32. Thank you, it's very nice of you.

-Good luck to you.

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With an original ticket price of £48,

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Mark has got another generous deal for the very stylish cigarette box.

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Now, what about that little fruit knife?

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Can that be terribly, terribly, terribly cheap?

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It depends what terribly cheap is, really, doesn't it?

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Starting point I'm going to suggest to you is a fiver.

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-THEY LAUGH

-£12.

-£12...

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I think if we can say ten, I'll have it.

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Because then I think it might make 20 at auction.

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-Can we split the difference and do 11?

-No, we cannot. Over a pound.

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-HE LAUGHS

-For goodness' sake.

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-I mean, I know times is 'ard, but...

-Times IS 'ard!

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..you know, it is much 'arder for me.

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-Oh, go on, say a tenner.

-Tenner.

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-Are you sure?

-It's yours.

-Happy?

-Happy.

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-Thank you very much.

-No problems at all.

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Cor, more generous deals for Mark.

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The cigarette box and the little knife

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now give him a total of five items.

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But how is that Thomas getting on?

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That looks quite fun. That is 19th-century.

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I bet you that is a vesta case.

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So, a match strike. It's just really unusual.

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Wouldn't mind looking at that.

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Trevor's services are required once more.

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It is just this creel here.

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It is quite sweet, that, isn't it?

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This little vesta box dates from the 19th century

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and is priced at eight pounds.

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-If that's going to be a fiver, that would be fabulous.

-OK.

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Well, we could...I'm sure we could do something, Thomas.

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I'm sure we can do something.

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That creel is more Mark's budget. But it's dead sweet.

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You've got the actual...

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It's well-modelled, it's in brass, it's 19th-century.

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It appeals to two different types of collectors.

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And fishing is the most popular pastime in this country.

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Online, it would look brilliant if they photograph it well.

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-This could be a winner, Thomas.

-Can I talk about that creel?

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-Yes, of course.

-Do you think it could be...

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-It can be five pounds.

-Can it?

-Yes, it can.

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-That is a definitely buy.

-Good.

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-Thank you very much.

-Lovely.

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-I'll give you a fiver, if that's all right.

-OK.

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-OK. Thank you.

-That was quick.

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Although, with two items,

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Thomas is still lagging behind his rival on the buying stakes.

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Mark, meanwhile,

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has finished shopping

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and is heading for two miles north

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to the historic town of Rochester.

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I am so looking forward to seeing the castle.

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I believe it is quite historical.

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It is. Mark is visiting Rochester Castle,

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one of the best preserved Norman fortifications in Europe.

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It is here that the most famous siege

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in medieval history took place,

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a battle that would ultimately decide

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whether the Crown of England would stand or fall.

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Mark is meeting with education officer Jeremy Clarke

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to find out more about this bloodthirsty tale.

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-Hello.

-Hello, Mark. I'm Jeremy.

-Nice to meet you, Jeremy.

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-Welcome to Rochester Castle.

-Shall we go in?

-Let's go in.

-Why not?

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In 1215, this castle was central to King John's struggle

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to retain power in the country.

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He was famously unpopular for raising taxes

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and harshly exploiting his feudal rights.

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This bred deep discontent with the ruling barons.

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They decided to take action.

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Jeremy, why have we arrived at this part of the castle?

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This is the best place for us to pick up the story of 1215,

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the 800th anniversary of the sealing of Magna Carta.

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The Magna Carta was first drafted by the Archbishop of Canterbury

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in 1215 to make peace between King John and the rebel barons.

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Amongst the many conditions, it promised access to swift justice.

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Neither side stood by their commitments.

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Battle preparations began immediately.

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Anyone who's heading for the interior of Britain

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is probably going to end up going through Rochester

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-and across Rochester Bridge.

-Gosh.

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So, the barons tried to anticipate what is going to happen

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by holding the bridge, holding the castle

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and preventing John getting anywhere near London.

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King John was determined to hang onto his land and his crown.

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-John moves very quickly and he is at Rochester within three days.

-Gosh.

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And sieges were complicated in the Middle Ages,

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but a large part of them was negotiation.

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You didn't want to lose men yourself.

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You wanted, if possible, to gain your objectives

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-without any bloodshed...

-Yes.

-..or as little as possible.

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-But John turns up and he attacks.

-Straight away?

-Straight away.

0:16:570:17:01

A bloody civil war began with the barons holed up inside

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and King John and his men outside trying to blast the walls down.

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He seems to have been initially successful

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in bringing down the outer walls,

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but his siege engines failed to make any impression on this keep.

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So, he changes his plan.

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They attempt to undermine a corner of the tower.

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Very quickly, King John's men chipped away at the keep,

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pickaxing their way deeper and deeper

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and replacing stones with wooden pit props.

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-John sent a writ, an order, for the fat of 40 pigs...

-Gosh.

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..of the sort...the least good for eating.

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So, that is the fattiest of fatty pigs.

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The soldiers would then get hold of the pork fat

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and push it into the hole, round the pit props, grease everywhere

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so that when they set fire to it, it burned really fiercely,

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which would crack and collapse the pit props,

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and this entire quarter of Rochester Castle keep

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came crashing to the ground.

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Uh! With the King's men inside,

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the barons retreated behind the safety of a second thick wall.

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But the siege soon came to an end when all provisions ran out.

0:18:150:18:19

John does actually have to starve them out.

0:18:190:18:22

-They're reduced to eating their horses.

-Ugh.

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After two months of stallion and chips, the barons surrendered.

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King John's advisers dissuaded him from killing all the survivors,

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who were instead imprisoned.

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Gosh.

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-What a very splendid view up here, Jeremy.

-It is wonderful, isn't it?

0:18:380:18:41

So...King John has won Rochester Castle back.

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Things go badly for him after that.

0:18:470:18:49

Um...he loses the Crown Jewels

0:18:490:18:51

attempting to cross The Wash in East Anglia,

0:18:510:18:54

contracts dysentery and dies soon after.

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But curiously, the tide turns back in favour of the Crown.

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With the tyrant king now dead

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and the crown handed to John's nine-year-old son,

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the Magna Carta was reinstated by the rebel barons in 1217.

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It became the foundation for future government and, as such,

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remains a powerful symbol of liberty around the world.

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Thomas has travelled 15 miles north to the town of Strood

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and he has still got a bit to buy.

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Cottage Style Antiques is Thomas's last shop,

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and he has got just over £144 to spend.

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-Hello, Bill.

-Hello, Thomas.

-Nice to see you.

-And you.

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-God, you've got a lot of stuff in here.

-I know. It's loaded.

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-HE LAUGHS

-It is loaded, isn't it?!

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There is certainly a lot to choose from here.

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Two little Poole pots, hand-painted.

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These are very Deco, with this dash design to the rim.

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They are definitely a possible purchase.

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These little Poole pottery salts

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date from the 1930s and are a fiver each.

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You may hate it, you may love it,

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but this is real West German Pottery.

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Looks like lava dripping down a column.

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Hm, I'm feeling sick.

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The Fat Lava style of West German Pottery

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is still very much in its infancy as a collectable,

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but some pieces can command hundreds, even thousands of pounds.

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This one, though, has a ticket price of £20.

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So, that definitely could be a purchase.

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And these two little salts.

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And they're different sizes, but I think if I bought them,

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I think it would quite annoy Mark.

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Which I'd quite enjoy.

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I just hope it doesn't end in tears.

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So, this is a walking cane. I think it is probably horn from a goat.

0:20:440:20:48

In the 19th century, these sticks were sometimes used

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as sort of rent sticks, and that means over 100 years ago,

0:20:520:20:57

you'd knock on your tenant's door - knock, knock, knock -

0:20:570:20:59

and got your rent and if they got angry with you or if you got...

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Yes, they were used as sort of persuaders, I would say, to pay up.

0:21:040:21:09

Yeah. Rent sticks were often used in the 18th and 19th centuries

0:21:090:21:13

by tyrant landlords as weapons against tardy tenants.

0:21:130:21:17

I think this is certainly one which would be good.

0:21:170:21:20

It is of beautiful shape and form.

0:21:200:21:22

It has got a ticket price of £48, so let the haggling commence.

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-What could it be?

-£38.

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£38. Can it be £28?

0:21:310:21:34

-I'll let you have it for £30. How's that?

-£30.

0:21:360:21:39

-So, that would be...

-That's ever so fair.

0:21:390:21:41

-That IS ever so fair, isn't it?

-Ever so fair.

0:21:410:21:43

What about the Poole salts and the West German vase?

0:21:430:21:46

-They've got £30 on them, haven't they?

-Yeah.

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And I suppose you want them for next to nothing.

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Not necessarily, but I want to give you something for them.

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That is good of you, Thomas. Gosh.

0:21:540:21:56

-What about £20?

-Perfect. OK.

0:21:560:21:59

-£50 for the lot, you've got a deal.

-Yep.

-Yeah?

0:21:590:22:02

Well, that completes Thomas's shopping.

0:22:020:22:06

He has a total of five items, including the coco de mer tray,

0:22:060:22:09

the vesta fishing creel, the Fat Lava vase,

0:22:090:22:12

the pair of Poole pottery salts and the 19th-century rent stick.

0:22:120:22:16

Thomas was thrifty with his cash, spending just £100,

0:22:160:22:19

but what a variety of stuff.

0:22:190:22:22

Mark worked with extreme caution. He also bought five items.

0:22:220:22:26

The silver-plated dish, the book slide,

0:22:260:22:28

the continental comport, the fruit knife

0:22:280:22:31

and the silver cigarette box, spending a cautious £80.

0:22:310:22:35

But what do they think of each other's bag of treasures?

0:22:350:22:38

I love that coco de mer basket.

0:22:380:22:41

I think it's wonderful.

0:22:410:22:43

He's bought a lovely Art Nouveau tray for £18.

0:22:430:22:46

I think that is a great-looking thing and I really, really like it.

0:22:460:22:50

He really needs to do well this time,

0:22:500:22:53

so if he beats me and he does well, I don't mind.

0:22:530:22:57

I think he's going to walk away with another auction here,

0:22:570:22:59

and I'm not happy.

0:22:590:23:01

No, you're not!

0:23:010:23:03

Our Road Trip rascals are heading to

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their second auction 19 miles away

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in the rural town of Paddock Wood

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near Tonbridge in Kent.

0:23:090:23:11

The auction is being held at Hop Farm Auctions,

0:23:110:23:14

a rather beautiful setting, fellas.

0:23:140:23:17

-Watch the plant pots!

-I'm watching the plant pot.

0:23:170:23:20

I thought you'd be used to that plant.

0:23:200:23:22

Great, come on, hurry up. Turn the engine off.

0:23:240:23:26

-HORN BEEPS

-Oh! Hello.

0:23:260:23:29

-Are you announcing yourself?

-I've announced that I'm here.

0:23:290:23:32

It is all fun and games for now. Huh!

0:23:320:23:35

Our auctioneer today is Alexander Jenkins.

0:23:350:23:39

All quiet! The auction is about to begin.

0:23:390:23:42

First up is Thomas's Fat Lava vase.

0:23:420:23:45

Ten pounds anywhere? Ten pounds?

0:23:450:23:47

Five. Five pounds, surely.

0:23:470:23:49

Six behind you, seven. Eight, nine, ten.

0:23:490:23:52

Nine pounds there, ten.

0:23:520:23:53

12, 14, 16...

0:23:530:23:56

-Ooh, you're in profit.

-..18.

0:23:560:23:58

Go on.

0:23:580:24:00

-18 is there. 20.

-20.

-22.

0:24:000:24:01

Have another one. 20 is here. 22 anywhere?

0:24:010:24:05

£22 in the room.

0:24:050:24:07

And selling at 22.

0:24:070:24:10

-I take my hat off to you. You made a profit.

-Well, I knew it would.

0:24:100:24:14

Oh, did you? Of course, you did, Thomas.

0:24:140:24:16

Of course he did! Good profit to start us off with, though.

0:24:160:24:19

Next up is Thomas's fascinating carved coco de mer tray.

0:24:210:24:25

44, 46, 48, 50.

0:24:250:24:28

50 is there. 52 anywhere?

0:24:280:24:30

Oh, the hands fly up. 52...

0:24:300:24:32

Let's just call 60. £60, 70.

0:24:320:24:34

-80, 90...

-Told you.

0:24:340:24:37

..110, 120. 120 anywhere?

0:24:370:24:40

110 I have got here. 120, 130.

0:24:400:24:44

-140, 150...

-I told you.

-160.

0:24:440:24:47

Come on, now, stop pursing your lips. Get that bid out. 160?

0:24:470:24:50

160 is there. 170?

0:24:500:24:53

-Well done.

-170's there.

0:24:530:24:54

170, it is going. Last chance.

0:24:540:24:57

170 it is.

0:24:570:24:59

-Well done.

-Thank you. Yeah, it's pulled well.

0:25:000:25:03

I'm not even sure

0:25:030:25:04

-I want to stay for my lots now...

-THOMAS LAUGHS

0:25:040:25:07

TIM CHUCKLES Excellent result.

0:25:080:25:10

Thomas has quite the lead now.

0:25:100:25:12

It is Mark's first lot of the day, the carved book slide.

0:25:140:25:18

Start it off at 30.

0:25:180:25:19

£30 for it, £30 for the book slide. Quite right too.

0:25:190:25:22

-£30 has tripled my money, anyway.

-That's brilliant.

0:25:220:25:25

£32 anywhere? 32, 34, 36,

0:25:250:25:28

38, 40, 42,

0:25:280:25:31

44, 46.

0:25:310:25:33

Go on! 48, 50.

0:25:330:25:36

£48 here. £48...

0:25:360:25:39

-That is really good, isn't it?

-I'm pleased with that.

0:25:390:25:41

-48.

-Do you know, that is not a bad price.

0:25:420:25:44

Thank you so much, Joseph. I am so pleased I went to that cafe.

0:25:440:25:48

At last, all smiles from Mark.

0:25:490:25:51

Good return on your ten-pound spend.

0:25:510:25:54

Back to Thomas. It is the 19th-century rent stick next.

0:25:540:25:59

£20 for it. Come along, 20.

0:25:590:26:01

£20 anywhere? 20 I've got, thank you.

0:26:010:26:04

22 anywhere. Should be. 22 anywhere?

0:26:040:26:07

-£20 in front.

-That's a shame.

0:26:070:26:09

At 20 I sell, then.

0:26:090:26:10

Thomas's first loss. But he is still out in front.

0:26:110:26:14

Next up, it is Mark's continental comport,

0:26:150:26:18

another one of his tenner buys.

0:26:180:26:21

Starts off here with me at £20.

0:26:210:26:23

-Do I see 22?

-Oh, my God. You've doubled your money.

0:26:230:26:26

£22 anywhere? 22? £20 I have. 22?

0:26:260:26:29

Come along. 22 anywhere?

0:26:290:26:31

-I know you shouldn't complain...

-Come on.

0:26:310:26:33

-£20.

-I doubled my money, Thomas.

0:26:350:26:37

Congratulations.

0:26:370:26:38

He's happy with that.

0:26:380:26:39

Now Mark again,

0:26:390:26:41

with the slightly dearer £18 silver-plated Art Nouveau tray.

0:26:410:26:46

And we have auctioneer Paul at the rostrum now.

0:26:460:26:48

Start me at 20. £20.

0:26:480:26:51

Oh, no. Come on.

0:26:510:26:52

Ten pounds, then. Silver plate.

0:26:520:26:54

Ten I'm bid at the back, 12 I'm bid, 14.

0:26:540:26:56

16, 18 at the back, 20 online if you want.

0:26:560:26:59

Come on, 20. 22.

0:26:590:27:02

22, 24 online.

0:27:020:27:03

-That's a little bit of a shame.

-£22 is a shame.

0:27:030:27:05

-It should be £30, shouldn't it?

-Yeah.

0:27:050:27:07

Oh, that is disappointing.

0:27:070:27:08

-I am...feel a bit let down.

-I thought that might do a bit better.

0:27:080:27:12

Hey, it is still a profit, Mark.

0:27:120:27:14

Next up are Thomas's Poole pottery salts.

0:27:160:27:18

Eight pounds. Anyone at eight pounds?

0:27:180:27:21

Start me at five pounds, I'm bid. Six anywhere else? Five pounds.

0:27:210:27:25

One bid takes it at five pounds.

0:27:250:27:27

Seven pounds I'm bid on my left.

0:27:270:27:28

Last time, 1090.

0:27:280:27:30

All done at seven pounds.

0:27:300:27:33

A small profit for Thomas there.

0:27:330:27:34

Can Mark's elegant little fruit knife help him catch his rival?

0:27:370:27:41

£20 for the fruit knife. Got to have 20.

0:27:410:27:44

-Come on.

-20 pounds.

-Go on.

0:27:440:27:46

Ten pounds is there, 12.

0:27:460:27:47

12, 14, 16, 18, 20.

0:27:470:27:51

-Oh, there you are.

-At £20.

0:27:510:27:53

£20 online.

0:27:530:27:55

Small, incy-wincy profit. Those low punches, back in the ring again.

0:27:550:28:00

-Back in the ring.

-You're dancing around.

0:28:000:28:02

But still not getting anywhere.

0:28:020:28:04

Come on, Mark! You've doubled your money with that little knife.

0:28:040:28:07

It's Thomas's fishing creel vesta box next.

0:28:080:28:11

Another nice little thing.

0:28:110:28:13

£30. 30 online, is there 32?

0:28:130:28:16

32. I knew you were waiting, sir.

0:28:160:28:19

34. Online if you want.

0:28:190:28:21

36. 36 I'm bid. 36, 38?

0:28:210:28:25

38, 40 online if you want.

0:28:250:28:27

40, 42. 42 I'm bid, 44?

0:28:270:28:31

-Oh, it's good.

-That's good.

-Yeah.

0:28:310:28:34

At £42. One more, 1040, if you want.

0:28:340:28:37

-44, 46.

-44.

-That is a good price.

0:28:370:28:41

-That is a good price.

-And it's worth that.

0:28:410:28:43

-Oh, it's lovely.

-That's a beautiful vase.

-Yeah.

0:28:430:28:45

At £44, last time at 44.

0:28:450:28:48

Amazing profit built on a five-pound stake.

0:28:500:28:53

It's the last item, a last chance for Mark -

0:28:550:28:58

the elegant silver cigarette box.

0:28:580:29:01

£100 for the silver box. Anyone at £100?

0:29:010:29:04

-£80, anyone at 80?

-Oh, come on.

0:29:050:29:07

Silver box there for £80.

0:29:070:29:09

£80.

0:29:090:29:12

Start me at 50, then. Anyone at £50?

0:29:120:29:14

I'm bid. 55, 60, 65.

0:29:140:29:18

70 anywhere? At 65.

0:29:180:29:20

-Well, there we are, Thomas. That was my last chance.

-Doubled your money.

0:29:200:29:24

Well, I made £33 on it, which is good.

0:29:240:29:26

Thank goodness for that. Great profit.

0:29:280:29:30

Who will be the jubilant winner of the second leg?

0:29:300:29:33

Let's work out the maths.

0:29:330:29:34

Mark started this leg with £107.50.

0:29:360:29:40

After auction costs are deducted, he has totted up a profit of £63.50,

0:29:400:29:45

so Mark's grand total for next time is £171.

0:29:450:29:50

Cheer up!

0:29:500:29:52

Thomas began with £194.30 and, after auction costs,

0:29:530:29:59

made an excellent profit of £150.66,

0:29:590:30:03

so he is the triumphant winner of this leg,

0:30:030:30:06

carrying £309.96 into the next leg.

0:30:060:30:11

And continuing with Mark and Thomas,

0:30:160:30:18

we begin the third leg of the road trip.

0:30:180:30:20

-If we were in a film...

-Yes.

-..what would our theme tune be?

0:30:210:30:26

Oh, gosh, that's a tricky one, isn't it?

0:30:280:30:30

I'd think we'd be like Thelma and Louise.

0:30:300:30:32

THOMAS LAUGHS

0:30:320:30:34

Well, hold on to your headscarves then, boys,

0:30:340:30:37

because this competition is hotting up.

0:30:370:30:40

Today's leg begins in the town Halstead, in Essex,

0:30:400:30:43

and the auction will take place in Willingham, in Cambridgeshire.

0:30:430:30:47

-Mark's first shop of the trip is Halstead Antiques Centre.

-Hello.

0:30:470:30:52

-Hello.

-I'm Mark.

-I'm James.

0:30:520:30:54

Mark has trailed behind Thomas in the past two auctions

0:30:540:30:58

and has a lot of catching up to do.

0:30:580:31:01

Now then, what's this he's found?

0:31:010:31:03

Oh, that's quite interesting, isn't it?

0:31:030:31:05

It is quite fun. We've got two columns here.

0:31:070:31:09

This has got a Corinthian mound to it, and it has got this

0:31:090:31:13

sort of globe at the top, which represents the earth.

0:31:130:31:16

And then you've got another one here,

0:31:160:31:18

but this is representing the heavens.

0:31:180:31:22

These globe columns are a central part of the iconography

0:31:220:31:26

of the Freemasons and were used to decorate their lodges.

0:31:260:31:30

Masonic items often do very well at auction.

0:31:300:31:33

So this could be a good find.

0:31:330:31:35

They are priced at £14 each.

0:31:350:31:39

Yes, £14.

0:31:390:31:41

-James...

-Have you found something, then?

-I have.

0:31:410:31:44

I found those rather... I think they are very decorative, actually.

0:31:440:31:47

I think they are rather nice, actually.

0:31:470:31:49

I need to get things as inexpensively as possible.

0:31:490:31:53

Because I'm behind Mr Plant,

0:31:530:31:56

which I don't like.

0:31:560:31:58

-I don't like Thomas Plant being on top.

-You have my sympathy.

-Exactly.

0:31:580:32:02

What about 15 for the pair?

0:32:020:32:05

As I think they might make about 40 or £50 in the saleroom.

0:32:070:32:11

-And that would help you, wouldn't it?

-Oh, it would help me hugely.

0:32:110:32:14

-OK, 15.

-Ah! James, thank you.

0:32:140:32:18

And Mark's not finished yet.

0:32:180:32:20

Now, that's a very decorative piece.

0:32:200:32:22

You can tell exactly what period it comes from.

0:32:220:32:25

It could only be one period, and that is the Art Deco movement.

0:32:250:32:28

I mean, this is priced up at...

0:32:280:32:30

£35. You get a lot for your money, don't you?

0:32:300:32:34

You get a lot of colour and pattern and original design for 35 quid.

0:32:340:32:39

I mean, I have just noticed... which might explain the price.

0:32:410:32:46

There is a crack running into that body there,

0:32:460:32:49

and I think that will make a big difference.

0:32:490:32:51

Oh, do you know, I'm so disappointed I've found that crack because I love

0:32:510:32:55

this piece, but it does have a big, a big bearing on the price.

0:32:550:32:59

Yeah, better ask James.

0:32:590:33:01

James, I really fell in love with this.

0:33:010:33:04

But I've found a nasty crack in it, I'm afraid.

0:33:040:33:07

-Could you have a word with the dealer because...

-Yeah.

0:33:070:33:10

..unfortunately, it has put me off it, but I do love the shape.

0:33:100:33:14

Do you want to just try 20 as a throwaway?

0:33:140:33:17

And then I can see whether it fits into my plan or not?

0:33:170:33:20

Hi, Sally, it's James at Halstead Antiques Centre.

0:33:210:33:25

Got a customer who has seen your phoenix ware pot.

0:33:270:33:30

And they were wondering if you could actually go down to 20.

0:33:300:33:34

(Please, please.)

0:33:340:33:36

-Even if I told you the customer was Mark Stacey?

-Name-dropping, are we?

0:33:360:33:40

She likes you very much, she's a great fan

0:33:400:33:43

and therefore she will do the 20.

0:33:430:33:46

James, wonderful. I'm thrilled with that.

0:33:460:33:49

And of course, I'm a huge, huge fan of Sally's,

0:33:490:33:52

-whoever she is.

-HE CHUCKLES

0:33:520:33:54

She's the woman that just sold you the vase for £20.

0:33:540:33:59

Along with the globe columns for 15, so it's not a bad start.

0:33:590:34:03

Thomas is 13 miles away in the village of Cavendish, in Suffolk.

0:34:050:34:09

And his first shop is Cavendish Antiques.

0:34:110:34:13

-Hello.

-Hi, there.

-I'm Thomas.

0:34:130:34:16

-Nice to see you. I'm Jackie.

-Jackie, this is like a tearoom.

0:34:160:34:19

It is indeed, yes. All sorts, cakes, soups, light lunches.

0:34:190:34:24

-Wonderful.

-Whatever you like.

-He likes antiques, Jackie.

0:34:240:34:28

What's this?

0:34:300:34:32

That's caught my eye. You've got a little silver pillbox.

0:34:330:34:36

Little enamel decoration there of a leaping stag with his antlers.

0:34:360:34:41

So the way this is done, it's almost...

0:34:410:34:43

We call at guilloche enamel, it's engine turned.

0:34:430:34:45

That means that the underside has been engraved.

0:34:450:34:48

Guilloche is a decorative engraving term where a precise

0:34:480:34:53

and repetitive pattern is mechanically applied.

0:34:530:34:57

This early 1900s piece has a price tag of £95.

0:34:570:35:01

-Good looking object, that.

-I think he likes it.

0:35:010:35:03

Time to speak to co-owner Graham.

0:35:030:35:05

What's your best offer on that?

0:35:050:35:08

Got 95 on it, will do you 75.

0:35:080:35:12

The thing is, at £75, there's no profit in it.

0:35:120:35:15

-There's a small profit in it for us.

-Small profit in it for you.

0:35:150:35:18

So that's one winner.

0:35:180:35:19

Steady on, Graham. He's up against Mark Stacey, not you.

0:35:190:35:22

-I've got a figure in mind less than that.

-That doesn't surprise me.

0:35:230:35:27

I think, at auction, that's £50 worth.

0:35:270:35:30

-Yeah, I can't do it for 50.

-What can you do it for?

0:35:320:35:35

I don't mind meeting you halfway and go down 65.

0:35:350:35:40

What about 60, then?

0:35:400:35:41

-Not at 60.

-Are you sure?

0:35:410:35:44

Well, depending what else you're buying.

0:35:440:35:46

Oh, you drive a hard bargain, Graham.

0:35:460:35:49

But don't worry, Thomas, Jackie has got a few potential items for you.

0:35:510:35:55

-That is pretty.

-The jewellery is nice.

-The jewellery is nice.

0:35:550:35:59

A little pretty brooch here. Art Nouveau in style.

0:35:590:36:03

There's £18 on the ticket.

0:36:030:36:05

-What can that be?

-What about 12?

-£12.

-Yes.

0:36:050:36:09

-I think that's fair enough.

-Yes.

-Yeah.

0:36:090:36:13

And where can we be with the box now?

0:36:130:36:15

-As you've done that, I'll go down to 60 for you.

-Will you?

-I will.

0:36:150:36:19

That's very generous. So, 72?

0:36:190:36:22

After that generous discount, give yourself a pat on the back,

0:36:220:36:25

Thomas, you have two lovely lots for auction.

0:36:250:36:28

Our pair are back together again

0:36:350:36:36

and heading for a well deserved night's rest.

0:36:360:36:40

Bye-bye, you two. So sweet.

0:36:400:36:42

Morning has broken in the county of Essex,

0:36:460:36:48

and Mark and Thomas are back on the road.

0:36:480:36:51

-We are in my home county of Essex.

-I know, you are an Essex boy, aren't you?

-I am an Essex boy.

0:36:510:36:55

But we have everything in Essex.

0:36:550:36:57

We've got coasts with amusements.

0:36:570:37:00

And we've got beautiful countryside, we've got something for everyone.

0:37:000:37:04

And beautiful people.

0:37:040:37:05

Flattery will get you everywhere, Thomas.

0:37:050:37:08

Mark and Thomas are heading south to the very charming

0:37:090:37:12

village of Blackmore.

0:37:120:37:13

-Mark's first shop today is Megarrys Antiques.

-Hello.

-Morning, Mark.

0:37:150:37:20

-How are you?

-I'm fine. I'm Judy Wood.

-Nice to meet you, Judy.

0:37:200:37:24

You've got a treasure trove here.

0:37:240:37:26

What's this? Ooh. I can't get it out.

0:37:280:37:31

It's quite interesting, isn't it?

0:37:340:37:36

It's a frame, obviously you can see that, and it's glazed and probably

0:37:360:37:41

would have had a sort of religious picture in there to begin with.

0:37:410:37:44

It's got four sort of cast gilded brass plaques here,

0:37:440:37:49

which are almost like a sort of Celtic religious theme.

0:37:490:37:55

Let's turn it and see what the back is like.

0:37:550:37:57

Ah, now this is interesting.

0:37:570:37:59

On the front it says 16, but on the back, it says 8.75.

0:37:590:38:03

I think we might have a word with Judy about this.

0:38:030:38:06

I'd forgotten completely that it was there.

0:38:060:38:08

You see, this is music to my ears cos you don't really want it.

0:38:080:38:12

-I've noticed something quite odd.

-Mm-hm.

0:38:120:38:14

On the front, it's got £16, but then on the back,

0:38:140:38:19

it's got the price stickered as 8.75.

0:38:190:38:21

Well, naturally, I want to go nearer the 8.75.

0:38:210:38:25

That's what I paid for it.

0:38:250:38:27

Mystery solved.

0:38:270:38:30

Judy left the original price tag on. Oh, Judy!

0:38:300:38:34

Well, how close can we get to 8.75?

0:38:340:38:36

-How about 8.75?

-I think that would suit me down to the ground.

0:38:380:38:42

-Thank you. Very much indeed. I've got to pay you.

-Yes, please.

0:38:420:38:45

And I've decided, there's £10, just give me

0:38:450:38:48

a pound change cos I think you need to earn a bit of profit. You see?

0:38:480:38:51

This has always been my problem, I'm too generous.

0:38:510:38:54

-Thank you so much.

-There you are.

-Lovely to meet you.

-And you.

0:38:540:38:59

Don't blow that 25p all at once, Judy.

0:38:590:39:02

Meanwhile, our Thomas is motoring on to Chelmsford.

0:39:050:39:09

In the late 19th century,

0:39:110:39:13

Chelmsford was a hotbed of innovative industry,

0:39:130:39:17

attracting engineers and inventors from all over,

0:39:170:39:21

who carried out pioneering work

0:39:210:39:23

that would change Chelmsford and the world forever.

0:39:230:39:26

Thomas is visiting Sandford Mill, part of Chelmsford Museum,

0:39:280:39:32

to learn about the town's history

0:39:320:39:34

and one of the inventors that helped put it on the map.

0:39:340:39:38

-Hello, I'm Thomas.

-Welcome, Thomas.

0:39:380:39:40

Showing him round is curator Nick Wickenden.

0:39:400:39:44

Chelmsford at the time was like the Silicon Valley of its day.

0:39:440:39:47

There was electrical engineering going on here already,

0:39:470:39:50

with Colonel Crompton and the Christys.

0:39:500:39:52

There was Hoffman's, which were ball bearings.

0:39:520:39:55

Joining these pioneers was Guglielmo Marconi.

0:39:550:40:00

He began developing wireless radio whilst growing up in Italy

0:40:000:40:04

and with the British government investing in new technology,

0:40:040:40:07

he brought his idea to Chelmsford in 1898.

0:40:070:40:12

He found out that there was an old silk factory, which was empty,

0:40:120:40:16

and so it was perfect for him to set up the first radio

0:40:160:40:21

factory in the world in this former silk factory.

0:40:210:40:25

Marconi continued his ground-breaking work,

0:40:250:40:28

developing and manufacturing wireless technology

0:40:280:40:31

in his Chelmsford factory.

0:40:310:40:33

In 1912, he opened the world's first purpose-built radio factory,

0:40:360:40:41

the Marconi Works, at New Street, becoming one of Chelmsford's

0:40:410:40:44

biggest employers and making his mark on the town.

0:40:440:40:48

It's dominated by two aerials, 450ft high,

0:40:480:40:52

and that really dominates Chelmsford's landscape

0:40:520:40:55

in the centre of the town for at least a generation.

0:40:550:40:58

Although Marconi had proved that signals could be sent

0:40:580:41:01

wirelessly over long distances, at the start of the 20th century,

0:41:010:41:05

the technology was still in its infancy.

0:41:050:41:08

It wasn't until after the First World War that those experiments

0:41:100:41:14

into entertainment broadcasts started in Chelmsford.

0:41:140:41:18

In 1920, Dame Nellie Melba, a famous Australian opera singer, performed

0:41:210:41:26

a concert at the factory that was transmitted over the wireless.

0:41:260:41:29

This was a major turning point and demand for radios in the home grew.

0:41:290:41:35

And who is listening to this at this time?

0:41:350:41:37

People who have wireless sets are basically by now all

0:41:370:41:41

round the world and not just Britain, not just Chelmsford,

0:41:410:41:46

it's literally all round the world.

0:41:460:41:48

But Chelmsford was to play another vital role, as it was here,

0:41:480:41:52

from an old World War I hut on the outskirts of town that the

0:41:520:41:57

world's first regular entertainment broadcast started in 1922.

0:41:570:42:02

They were led by Marconi engineer Peter Eckersley.

0:42:030:42:06

Eckersley's a bit of a comedian.

0:42:060:42:08

He starts telling jokes, they bring him a piano from the local pub...

0:42:080:42:11

-This is the actual piano.

-Really?

0:42:110:42:13

And they bring in singers, little concerts, little sketches.

0:42:130:42:17

And the people who are listening to this on their radio sets at home

0:42:170:42:21

absolutely love it

0:42:210:42:22

and they actually then get a licence from the British Post Office

0:42:220:42:25

and it's effectively the first broadcasting

0:42:250:42:28

station in the world that is purely for entertainment

0:42:280:42:33

and Eckersley really becomes the first disc jockey, if you like.

0:42:330:42:37

Soon, others recognised the chance to transmit their own shows

0:42:370:42:42

and there were 20 applications to broadcast.

0:42:420:42:46

A decision was made to form a single company,

0:42:460:42:49

responsible for broadcasting in Britain.

0:42:490:42:52

Yes, you guessed it, the good old BBC was born.

0:42:520:42:55

Marconi remained very much at the heart of Chelmsford,

0:42:590:43:03

with the company moving in to areas like radar

0:43:030:43:06

and television equipment before finally closing its doors in 2006.

0:43:060:43:10

But as the birthplace of the wireless

0:43:130:43:15

and the foundation of entertainment broadcasting,

0:43:150:43:18

Chelmsford has secured its rightful place in the history books

0:43:180:43:22

and Marconi's legacy lives on throughout the town.

0:43:220:43:25

Meanwhile, Mark is moving on to Gosfield for his last shop

0:43:300:43:34

at Gosfield Shopping Village, and Glen is on hand to assist.

0:43:340:43:38

Hello, Glen.

0:43:380:43:40

-Hello.

-Good afternoon. Welcome to Gosfield.

-Nice to see you.

0:43:400:43:43

This is good fun, isn't it?

0:43:430:43:44

Well, there's plenty to take a good look at.

0:43:440:43:46

-Let's take a look at the plenty to look at, shall we, first?

-This way.

0:43:460:43:50

With over 100 dealers, Mark should have no problem in shelling

0:43:500:43:53

out some of that £127 he's got left.

0:43:530:43:56

I like that little box there.

0:43:590:44:02

It's a small, I would have thought, a small snuff box.

0:44:020:44:05

And it dates to the sort of 1830s, 1840s, so it's a proper antique.

0:44:050:44:10

That's something I'm going to keep in my mind.

0:44:100:44:13

That's quite interesting, there.

0:44:170:44:18

That vase. I mean, it looks VERY stylised.

0:44:190:44:23

I mean, you can see this is Art Nouveau,

0:44:230:44:25

so 1910-ish, that sort of period.

0:44:250:44:28

But you see, I'm going off-piste again, this is priced at £165.

0:44:280:44:31

Please, stop me! Don't let me buy it!

0:44:310:44:34

OK, we'll remember that.

0:44:340:44:36

And to add to your woes, Mark, the competition's arrived.

0:44:360:44:40

Look out!

0:44:400:44:41

This is the first cabinet I want to look into.

0:44:410:44:44

There's some interesting objects in here, good, solid antiques.

0:44:440:44:48

And I wouldn't mind looking... There's a pen set,

0:44:480:44:52

like a desk set, which looks really lovely.

0:44:520:44:54

With, er, a really lovely price tag. At £58.

0:44:540:44:57

Peter is on hand to assist.

0:44:570:45:00

It's a good-looking lot, that.

0:45:000:45:02

I don't want to pay that, though.

0:45:020:45:04

-I'm sure... If you find some other things...?

-You never know.

0:45:040:45:08

Can I have a look at the rest of it?

0:45:080:45:10

This is really nice coramandel... Lovely vesta.

0:45:100:45:13

This is in the form of a drum, isn't it?

0:45:150:45:18

Vestas appeared around the 1830s,

0:45:180:45:21

designed to carry matches.

0:45:210:45:23

This particular model is made of coromandel wood

0:45:230:45:26

and has £60 on the ticket.

0:45:260:45:28

There's two items there which I'm relatively interested in.

0:45:280:45:32

-LAUGHING:

-I'll keep in my mind.

0:45:320:45:34

-So... So, could you take those to the desk...

-Uh-huh.

0:45:340:45:37

-..and see what we could do on those?

-Yes, of course.

0:45:370:45:39

-While I carry on looking?

-Yes.

-Is that all right?

-Yes, no problem.

0:45:390:45:42

While Tom carries on looking, let's check on Mr Stacey.

0:45:420:45:46

There's one thing I've noticed here, actually,

0:45:460:45:48

I was looking at the little seated pig yesterday, and didn't buy it.

0:45:480:45:51

But here, they've got a very big, fat, juicy, succulent pig.

0:45:510:45:56

It's actually a pincushion.

0:45:560:45:59

And he's loads of fun, actually, he looks like he's got a fun face.

0:45:590:46:02

I don't think it's terribly old, but it's only £22.

0:46:020:46:05

The price of pork has just gone down.

0:46:060:46:08

Oink. Oink.

0:46:080:46:10

And there's an interesting spoon, here.

0:46:130:46:15

It simply says "Arts and Crafts spoon. £22."

0:46:150:46:19

It's all hand-beaten and hand-shaped.

0:46:190:46:22

I can't believe it's silver, for £22.

0:46:220:46:25

But it's worth a look, I think.

0:46:260:46:28

Better have a word with Glenn.

0:46:280:46:30

-You're a very naughty man.

-What have you found?

0:46:310:46:34

Well, I found so much I could fill cabinets here

0:46:340:46:38

with the amount of stuff that I've found. But I have found the vase,

0:46:380:46:41

an interesting spoon, a lovely little Regency box

0:46:410:46:44

and a big fat porker.

0:46:440:46:46

Right, let's have a look.

0:46:460:46:47

We've got the vase, best price we could do there would be 80.

0:46:470:46:51

For the spoon, ten. For the snuffbox, 40.

0:46:510:46:55

And the pig, ten on that one.

0:46:550:46:57

The pig, at £10, is a no-brainer really, isn't it?

0:46:570:47:01

I mean, that at auction could do really well.

0:47:010:47:04

The vase I love, because it sums up to me

0:47:040:47:07

a very subtle Art Nouveau form.

0:47:070:47:09

I want to take a bit of a risk. I've been very...

0:47:110:47:15

restrained so far.

0:47:150:47:17

If I try to buy those two, Glenn, to put forward as my last two items,

0:47:170:47:23

-could I possibly get those two for £60?

-60?

0:47:230:47:28

-I think I could meet you halfway, there.

-£55?

-At 75.

0:47:280:47:33

Oh, my God, that's not halfway, is it?

0:47:330:47:35

If we could say 70, I'll have a go.

0:47:350:47:37

-OK, I'll give you the next two for 70.

-Are we there?

-Yes.

-Lovely.

0:47:370:47:41

Let's shake on 70, shall we? Thank you.

0:47:410:47:44

What have I done?

0:47:440:47:45

You've taken a bit of a gamble on that vase, Mark!

0:47:450:47:48

That's what you've done.

0:47:480:47:50

But, you have five items for auction and well done.

0:47:500:47:53

Meanwhile, Thomas is still on the hunt.

0:47:530:47:56

And he's spied something.

0:47:560:47:58

This is what caught my eye and it's a sort of

0:47:580:48:02

double whistle-cum-compass.

0:48:020:48:04

£28 on the ticket, but does it work?

0:48:040:48:08

-SHRILL WHISTLE

-Yes, that works.

0:48:080:48:10

-So maybe I'll be able to call Mark.

-WHISTLING SOUND

0:48:100:48:13

HE LAUGHS

0:48:130:48:14

Well, it's got someone's attention.

0:48:150:48:18

Look at these, cigar cutters in silver.

0:48:180:48:21

Gosh! You put your cigar in the end, you snip it.

0:48:210:48:24

They're in solid silver and they're probably 1920s.

0:48:240:48:28

Oh, they're just simply wonderful, aren't they?

0:48:280:48:30

For the man who has everything.

0:48:300:48:33

Priced at £45.

0:48:330:48:34

Thomas also has his eye on the writing set and the vesta.

0:48:360:48:41

All four items have a combined ticket price of £191.

0:48:410:48:45

-What can be done on all of these?

-SHE SIGHS

0:48:470:48:51

-177.

-177?

0:48:510:48:54

-That's a lot of money.

-It's the first step, 177.

0:48:540:48:57

-Yeah, no, I wouldn't be happy with that.

-I know.

0:48:570:49:00

How much are you prepared...?

0:49:000:49:02

-I know this is really going to push it...

-Uh-huh.

0:49:020:49:04

-Really push it...

-Uh-uh.

0:49:040:49:06

But I'm at round about £110.

0:49:060:49:09

That's where I am. 110?

0:49:090:49:11

You're going to do it for me, 110... Really?

0:49:140:49:16

Deal. Thank you very much.

0:49:160:49:19

£110.

0:49:190:49:20

So, that means 40 for the matchbox, 30 for the desk set,

0:49:200:49:25

£15 for the scout's compass-whistle

0:49:250:49:28

and £25 for the cigar cutters.

0:49:280:49:31

He's cleaned up. Well done, Thomas.

0:49:320:49:35

Thomas has spent £182. As well as his latest purchases,

0:49:350:49:40

he's also picked up the pillbox and the brooch.

0:49:400:49:43

Despite starting out with thrifty intentions,

0:49:450:49:48

Mark threw caution to the wind and bought five items.

0:49:480:49:51

The piggy pin-cushion, the globe columns,

0:49:520:49:55

the bronze vase, the frame and the Art Deco vase.

0:49:550:50:00

Spending a grand total of £114.

0:50:000:50:03

Quite a haul for them both.

0:50:040:50:07

But what do they think of one another's buys?

0:50:070:50:09

He's bought this fabulous sterling silver and bronze vase.

0:50:090:50:13

This could be a bit too subtle for auction, but somebody out there

0:50:130:50:17

will spot the quality, and hopefully,

0:50:170:50:19

he'll make a good profit on it.

0:50:190:50:20

I'm really looking forward to this auction,

0:50:200:50:23

because I've bought very well

0:50:230:50:24

and I think Thomas has bought reasonably well,

0:50:240:50:26

but he's bought a Scout's whistle. Honestly, what next?

0:50:260:50:30

After their trip around Essex and Suffolk,

0:50:310:50:34

our road trippers are heading north to the village of Willingham

0:50:340:50:37

in Cambridgeshire.

0:50:370:50:39

Today's auction is being held at Willingham Auctions.

0:50:390:50:42

-Look at you, you're already dying to get out.

-I am.

0:50:420:50:45

It's like Auction Village.

0:50:450:50:46

-It's like Starsky & Hutch, isn't it?

-More like Laurel & Hardy. Ha!

0:50:460:50:51

Our auctioneer today is Stephen Drake.

0:50:510:50:54

Come on, boys, the auction is just about to start.

0:50:540:50:57

First up is Mark's piggy pin cushion.

0:50:580:51:01

Decorative little lot, stick pins in pigs.

0:51:010:51:04

We'll start at £10 on this lot.

0:51:040:51:06

-£10 bid.

-Oh, this isn't looking good.

0:51:060:51:09

18, 20, £25 bid on the lot at 25.

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25, 30.

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5.

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-40, 5.

-It's going on, you see?

0:51:140:51:17

£45 bid.

0:51:170:51:18

45 bid. Are we all done? Selling, then, at 45.

0:51:180:51:21

-That's not bad on a tenner, is it?

-No, on a little piggy.

0:51:230:51:26

Oink, oink.

0:51:260:51:27

He'll be happy with pork chops tonight.

0:51:270:51:30

The £10 piggy has paid off for Mark.

0:51:300:51:33

Next up, Thomas's silver cigar cutters.

0:51:340:51:37

Interest in this.

0:51:370:51:38

We'll start at £40 on this lot.

0:51:380:51:40

-£40 straight in.

-£40 bid on the lot at 40. £45 bid.

0:51:400:51:44

In the room at 45. 50.

0:51:440:51:46

5.

0:51:460:51:47

60. 5.

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-£65 bid.

-£65.

-70.

0:51:490:51:52

£75 bid. 80. 5.

0:51:520:51:54

£85 bid.

0:51:540:51:55

-That's awesome.

-At 85.

0:51:550:51:57

90. If you want to bid, be quick on the internet.

0:51:570:52:00

90, that was quick.

0:52:000:52:01

It wasn't quick, he gave him about half an hour to make his mind up.

0:52:010:52:04

-I don't care.

-Selling, then, at £90.

0:52:040:52:06

-That's not bad, is it?

-I'm rubbing my hands with glee.

0:52:070:52:10

Great result for Thomas, putting him in a strong lead.

0:52:100:52:14

But let's not light the cigars just yet.

0:52:140:52:17

It's Thomas's pill box next.

0:52:180:52:19

£50 bid. Nice little pot at 50, 5, 60, 5...

0:52:190:52:24

-There we are.

-..80, 5,

0:52:240:52:27

90, 5,

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100,

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-110.

-Good, brilliant.

-£110 bid.

-Gosh, that's a jolly good profit

0:52:300:52:34

-and you weren't expecting that.

-No.

0:52:340:52:37

Well done, 130.

0:52:370:52:38

140.

0:52:380:52:40

You're not going to give up now, are you?

0:52:400:52:42

Good man.

0:52:420:52:43

Lady's bid at 140.

0:52:430:52:45

Are we all done now? Selling, then, at 140.

0:52:450:52:47

-That's brilliant.

-That's £80 profit.

0:52:490:52:51

That's brilliant.

0:52:510:52:52

Well, I think you've done very well.

0:52:520:52:54

-I think I have.

-I wasn't expecting that.

-No, nor was I!

0:52:540:52:57

I thought you might get 20 quid out of it.

0:52:570:52:59

You're on a roll, Thomas.

0:52:590:53:01

Up next are Mark's globe columns.

0:53:020:53:04

Can their association with the Masons

0:53:040:53:07

spark some interest?

0:53:070:53:09

-Start at £75 on this lot.

-That's all right.

-£75 bid.

0:53:090:53:13

85, 90.

0:53:130:53:14

£90 bid.

0:53:140:53:16

95, £95 bid.

0:53:160:53:17

-That's all right.

-Get in there, look at the profit on that!

0:53:170:53:21

£100 bid on the Masonic columns, at 100, are we done?

0:53:210:53:24

Selling, then, at £100.

0:53:240:53:26

-That's all right.

-Brilliant!

-£85 profit.

-Superb.

-Pleased with that.

0:53:270:53:31

An amazing profit - this could really help Mark.

0:53:310:53:35

Back to Thomas now with his desk writing set.

0:53:360:53:39

Start at 25 on this lot. £25 bid.

0:53:390:53:42

25, 30.

0:53:420:53:44

£30 bid. £30 bid on the lot at 30.

0:53:440:53:47

35, £35 bid.

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If you want to bid, be quick.

0:53:490:53:51

£35 bid and selling, then, at 35.

0:53:510:53:54

What did you pay for that?

0:53:540:53:55

£30, I think.

0:53:550:53:57

So £5 profit.

0:53:570:53:59

Not quite as good a result.

0:53:590:54:01

Can Mark's bargain frame put him in the winning picture?

0:54:010:54:06

-£10 on this lot. £10 bid.

-£1 profit.

0:54:060:54:10

12, 15,

0:54:100:54:11

18.

0:54:110:54:12

£18 bid, and 20.

0:54:120:54:14

-£20 bid, and 5. £25 bid.

-Come on, a bit more.

0:54:140:54:17

-Oh, no, it's going well...

-..forwarded to sixth.

-Have they?

0:54:170:54:22

Are we done now? I shall sell, then, at £25.

0:54:220:54:25

-£16 profit.

-I think that's brilliant.

-16 quid profit.

0:54:260:54:30

That's more than double back.

0:54:300:54:32

Well done.

0:54:320:54:34

It's Thomas's Art Nouveau brooch next.

0:54:340:54:36

Bit of interest in this. We'll start at a tenner on this one.

0:54:360:54:39

-That should make a lot more than that.

-..18, 20, 25, 30,

0:54:390:54:43

-35...

-That's good.

0:54:430:54:44

£40 bid on the lot at 40.

0:54:440:54:47

-£40 bid.

-It's not expensive for what it is.

0:54:470:54:50

I think it's charming.

0:54:500:54:51

I think it's lovely.

0:54:510:54:52

Are there any further bids? Selling, then, in the room, £40.

0:54:520:54:56

Brilliant.

0:54:560:54:58

More of those.

0:54:580:55:00

That turned out to be a good little find.

0:55:000:55:02

Next up is Mark's bronze vase.

0:55:040:55:06

Start at £80 on this lot, 80 bid.

0:55:060:55:09

So £20 in profit.

0:55:090:55:11

85. 85, got to go 90.

0:55:110:55:14

95, I'm out now.

0:55:140:55:15

95, I'm comforted I've made a profit.

0:55:150:55:18

Are there any further bids?

0:55:180:55:20

I shall sell in the room, then, at 95.

0:55:200:55:22

100.

0:55:220:55:24

-5?

-105.

-Broken that three-figure...

-110 against you now.

0:55:240:55:30

115. £115 bid.

0:55:300:55:32

-Creeping.

-Still in the room.

0:55:320:55:34

120 against you.

0:55:340:55:35

120. It's on the internet at 120.

0:55:350:55:37

Selling, then, at 120.

0:55:370:55:39

I was concerned at that, cos I didn't know the factory.

0:55:400:55:44

-It looks very Tiffany to me.

-It did!

0:55:440:55:46

It has that look,

0:55:460:55:48

so it's obviously from that period.

0:55:480:55:49

-Doubled its...

-I'm pleased with that, I'm happy.

-Well done, you!

0:55:490:55:52

What a gamble! He's doubled his cash!

0:55:520:55:56

But is it enough to put him in the lead?

0:55:560:55:58

Back to Thomas and his vesta is the next lot.

0:56:000:56:03

£20 bid. Bid's with me at £20. 25, 30.

0:56:030:56:06

35, got to go 40.

0:56:060:56:08

-One more, I'll take it. 45.

-Oh, there's a profit.

-Yeah, yeah.

0:56:080:56:12

-A very small profit, though.

-Are we done now?

0:56:120:56:15

Selling in the room, then, at 45.

0:56:150:56:16

I am surprised at that.

0:56:180:56:20

I thought that would have done better.

0:56:200:56:22

Same here, but it's yesterday's antiques, isn't it?

0:56:220:56:25

Turn that frown upside down.

0:56:250:56:27

It's still a profit.

0:56:270:56:29

Thomas, again, now, with his scout whistle.

0:56:300:56:32

£10 bid on the scouts' whistle, ever popular at £10.

0:56:320:56:36

£10 bid? £10 bid on the whistle at 10.

0:56:360:56:38

12, £15 bid.

0:56:380:56:41

18, just what you want, madam, at 18.

0:56:410:56:43

£18 bid.

0:56:430:56:44

£18.

0:56:440:56:45

Selling, then, in front, lady's bid at £18.

0:56:450:56:49

Well done - you've made a profit on that.

0:56:490:56:51

-That was great. Reminded me of my schoolboy days.

-Yes.

0:56:520:56:55

You know, yomping through the moors.

0:56:550:56:57

-You managed to navigate yourself to a profit.

-I did, I did.

0:56:570:57:01

Very, very cautiously, but it happened.

0:57:010:57:04

It's a profit, albeit a small one.

0:57:040:57:07

It's our lads' last lot of the day,

0:57:070:57:10

Mark's cracked Art Deco vase.

0:57:100:57:13

£20 bid. Bid's with me at 20.

0:57:130:57:15

-£20 bid.

-£20.

-He's killed it by saying that.

0:57:150:57:18

-25.

-At 25.

0:57:180:57:21

£30 bid. Decorative little lot at 30 and selling, now, in front at £30.

0:57:210:57:26

-Well done, madam.

-Well done, Mark.

0:57:260:57:28

Another good profit.

0:57:280:57:30

Come on, you can buy me a cup of tea.

0:57:300:57:32

-Why me?

-Cos you've got more money.

0:57:320:57:34

Great auction, chaps.

0:57:340:57:35

Now, let's do the maths.

0:57:350:57:37

Thomas started off this leg of the trip with £309.96 in his pocket.

0:57:380:57:44

After auction costs, he made a profit of £119.76,

0:57:440:57:49

giving him a hefty £429.72 to carry forward.

0:57:490:57:55

Mark started off this leg with £171.

0:57:570:58:01

After auction costs, he's notched up a profit of £148.40,

0:58:010:58:07

winning this leg of the trip.

0:58:070:58:10

He has an impressive £319.40 to take forward. Well done, Mark.

0:58:100:58:15

-You've beaten me!

-But you're still £110 ahead, Thomas.

0:58:150:58:19

Oh, yes, but this is where - as I say, you were on the ropes -

0:58:190:58:22

-the fight-back starts here for Mark.

-Absolutely, it's started, my friend.

0:58:220:58:27

Be afraid!

0:58:270:58:29

-Be very afraid!

-I'm quaking!

0:58:290:58:31

Best we leave them before it all kicks off. He-he, bye for now!

0:58:310:58:36

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