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This is Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is, the show that pitches TV's

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best-loved antiques experts against each other

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in an all-out battle for profit.

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Let's make hay while that sun shines.

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Each week, one pair of duelling dealers will face a difference daily

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-challenge...

-I've got a heavy profit here.

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putting their reputations on the line...

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Who's there?

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They'll give you the insider's view of the trade...

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HE GROWLS

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..along with their top tips and savvy secrets...

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That could present a problem.

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..showing you how to make the most money...

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Ready for battle.

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..from buying and selling.

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Get in there!

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Coming up: David reveals that old age is all the rage

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when it comes to leather.

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I love worn-out leather.

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It just improves with age.

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You can't get that patination without use, abuse and wear.

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Phil's haggling technique backfires.

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15, I could do.

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PHIL WEEPS

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-Now it's 225.

-No! No, no, no!

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And when it comes to selling, it's all about knowing the right lingo.

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You'd use this to swing the thingy-thing.

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Swing this dingly-dongler, I think we call it in the trade.

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This is Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is.

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Welcome, one and all, to our foreign foray.

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Today, we're in Maastricht antiques market in Holland,

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famed for its cheese, tulips and the birthplace of Vincent van Gogh,

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and of course, the European Union.

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In this historic city,

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50 stalls of wondrous wares await our dealers as they battle to buy,

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sell and earn a winning profit.

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First up, it's our fancier of finery.

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He knows his Rembrandts from his rubbish.

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With his eyes on the prize and a head for haggling,

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it's "Devilish" David Harper.

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I'm hovering like a hyena.

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And trying to beat David

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is a man whose antiques artistry knows no bounds.

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A forward thinker of fortune with a penchant for the priceless,

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it's Phil "The Fox" Serrell.

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I can feel a bit of a spend coming on.

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They both have £750 worth of their own euros to spend as they go

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head-to-head to make a profit,

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which will all be sent to our dealers' chosen charities.

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So, David Harper and Phil Serrell,

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it's time to put your money where your mouth is.

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-I'm cold!

-You know what they say about you, Dave. You never 'mass a tricht'.

-Oh!

-Topical, you see!

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-Oh, I can't beat it, Phil.

-It's best not to, really.

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-I thought we were in Belgium. Where are we?

-I've been telling you for days we're going to Holland.

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-Hol-land.

-Right. How much money have you got?

-We've got £750...

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-And a lot of stalls to go round.

-It looks good.

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Shall we try and find something vernacular?

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-Vernacular? What, clogs?

-Well, you know, local to the area. A bit of cheese.

-Cheese?

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-Yeah.

-Cheese and clogs!

-Tulips.

-Good combination!

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-See you later on.

-Good luck.

-Take care.

-Yeah.

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Mmm, so now our big spenders have agreed on where they are

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and which souvenirs they're going to take back home,

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it's time to get down to business, and with "The Fox" out of ear shot,

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"Devilish" can dish the dirt.

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Right, fantastic, away from Phil Serrell and his dreadful jokes,

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that I've heard 48,000 times.

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I'm on my own in a foreign fair,

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so I'm going to be looking for something out of the ordinary.

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Not the kind of thing you might find at a British fair.

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So I'm looking for a little bit of continental flair.

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Yes, David's plan is to get right in there with the curious continental collectables.

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Whereas for Phil, that's the one thing that's worrying him.

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Foreign markets are great. I absolutely love them.

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The thing is, you really are a fish out of water here because you're

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looking at things that are very local and specific to this area,

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and I'm going to buy them here and take them back home.

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Is that a clever thing to do?

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Well, yes, Phil, that's exactly what you're here to do.

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Hmm, while Phil ponders on his position,

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David is like the early bird.

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The very, very early bird.

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-Morning.

-Good morning.

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Hold on, where is everybody?

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I think this is the trick, you know. Get here early

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and watch things unload. But have you noticed? There are no buyers.

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There's only Phil Serrell and me. I can't believe it!

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Here is a massive opportunity for people to get here and bag the best

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pieces. If this was in England, I think it'd be teeming with buyers.

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With "Devilish" confident that he's got the market almost to himself,

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it's not long before he spots a wall light he likes the look of.

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Now, let's see how much of the local lingo that he's learned.

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Hello, there, good morning. Um, I don't speak Dutch, I'm afraid.

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Er, none, then. Do you speak English?

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-A little bit.

-Oh, good. A little bit is enough.

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-How much is the little wall light there?

-65.

-65. OK.

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I don't know where I'd go with that one. What else have you got? What about this doggy here?

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Is this a greyhound? Oh, he's actually a pot.

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Terracotta, I think.

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No great age to him.

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Sorry, her.

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-A broken paw there. How much is the doggie?

-25.

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25 euro?

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Um, can I give you 20?

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-Yes.

-20. You're a delight.

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Thank you very much, thank you very much. I've bought myself a pet.

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David's porcelain pooch sets him back 20 euros,

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or £14.81 when converted.

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And his new pet is already pulling at his heartstrings.

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Now, come on. Who could fail to fall in love with that face?

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Isn't she just absolutely gorgeous?

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A good-sized greyhound or a whippet, probably 20-30 years old,

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the odd chip here and there, a little scar down her neck,

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but this all adds to her character.

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She is absolutely gorgeous, and we as a nation, the British,

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love our animals.

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And I'm going to find someone who falls desperately in love with this

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gorgeous creature.

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So, along with his canine companion, David is off the blocks.

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Meanwhile, Phil is on the hunt for his first purchase,

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and it appears he's looking for the finer things today.

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This is a tuning-fork watch.

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If you keep it to your ear, you will hear it hum.

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Zzzzz! And that's the humming of your tuning fork.

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-And that is 350?

-350, yeah.

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-OK, thank you much indeed.

-You're welcome.

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But it seems the price tags on the things he likes...

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120 euros.

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..are a little too high.

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How much are the tiles, please?

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95 euros.

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No good. There's no middle ground at this fair.

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Things are either really cheap and, actually, not too much quality,

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or really expensive.

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Yes, Phil's struggling with his pricing points today

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and is keeping his euros under wraps for now.

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But across the market...

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This fair is tiny, but brilliant.

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Really interesting objects.

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And, I think, incredibly cheap.

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Ah, well, there's one man that doesn't agree with you,

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but he's just spotted something he likes the look of.

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A bit of automotive memorabilia.

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Hello.

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-How much, please?

-20.

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-Could you take ten euros?

-15 euros!

-Ten!

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-15. No!

-Oh, look at the look on his face. Look at the look on his face,

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Hmm, recognise that, do you, Phil?

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15. I'll have that off you.

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-Yes?

-Yes, thank you very much.

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Yes, Phil knows a good deal when he sees it, and those shallow pockets get

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some action as he bags his first buy of the day

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for 15 euros, or £11.11.

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This is from that great golden era when Those Magnificent Men In Their

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Flying Machines and Monte Carlo Or Bust! and all that sort of stuff.

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So you've got the early days of motoring and the earlier days of aviation,

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and wouldn't it be just lovely if this came from this period?

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It doesn't. It's out of period.

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This poster's probably ten or 20 years old.

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But I think it's quite stylistic. It conveys a really good,

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strong image, and I'm hoping I'm going to find somebody who is either

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into their flying, or their cars, who might want a poster.

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Or perhaps someone with a flying car! Ha-ha!

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Close by, David is still looking for the unusual.

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But it appears that when he said he wanted collectables from the

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continent, he wasn't necessarily limiting himself to the European one.

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I'll tell you what, tribal art is a fascinating area.

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Right now, I'm very much into this sort of ethnic carving.

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But you have to really understand it thoroughly, or otherwise,

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you can badly get your fingers burnt.

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It's going to take me a couple of years probably of reading, studying,

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handling before I feel completely and utterly confident

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to go out there and spend big money on this stuff.

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It's a minefield but massively fascinating.

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Yes, very sensible.

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Meanwhile, Phil is still being cautious with his cash.

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-How much?

-125.

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And back it goes.

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This could be a long day.

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How much is that?

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-It's 700 and...

-No, too much for me.

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After a close inspection of almost every item on the stall,

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Phil finds a pair of white metal vintage pens and a

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Napoleonic-style, early 20th century straw trinket box.

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But there's that all-important question again.

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What is the very, very best you can do for those two?

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-50 together.

-50 euros together?

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-Yes.

-I'll have both those. Thank you very much.

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Well, we got there in the end, and Phil gets two pens

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and the straw box for a combined price

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of just over £37 when converted.

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So, what made him splash the cash?

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Boys and their toys.

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Now, I've got a ballpoint pen and a fountain pen.

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I think they're really cool things.

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White metal overlay cut and they would adorn and grace any gentleman's desk.

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And at the money I paid, there's got to be a profit in these.

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And for me, the real little treasure is this straw workbox.

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French prisoners of war got straw,

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coloured it and split it and covered boxes and they made things just like

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this. It's a real good old-fashioned antique and there's got to be a

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-profit in that.

-And that double purchase means that our

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hard-bargaining Brit now has three items to his opponent's one.

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But on the other side of the market,

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David could be ringing up his next purchase.

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MS Bremen.

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Any idea where that's from?

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-German.

-German, yeah.

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And dated 1911 as well.

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That's handy. Is it a ship's bell?

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-Yes.

-From a ship, yeah?

-It's a good sound.

-Good sound, is it?

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-Can I...?

-You can try it.

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That would wake the sailors up!

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You can hear it from one mile.

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-A mile! Is that the idea?

-Yeah.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-My gosh!

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That's very powerful. What sort of price is that?

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-15.

-15 euros?

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-It's not expensive at all.

-Yes.

-I don't think I could say no to that.

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I think I'm going to say yes. Thank you very much.

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Without even a haggle,

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David chimes in his second purchase and spends just over £11.

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Mmm, someone feels like they're getting good deals today.

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HE RINGS BELL

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-Time to go shopping.

-Well, there is just a little snag with that.

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This is it. We have kind of come to the end of the fair.

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It's a tiny little fair, in actual fact.

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That's it! But lots of stuff and it's certainly cheap,

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there's no doubt about it.

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Yes, David's wallet is still bursting at the seams and,

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as he heads back to the stalls, he finds somewhere to rest it.

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So, this thing is a low table

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designed as a little smoker's table or a wine table.

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What's nice about it...

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It's a real thing. It's not a repro.

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It shows it as well.

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People may criticise it because it has been kicked and dropped so many

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times. It has seen action, this thing, which, to me, adds great character.

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Now, "Devilish", what were you just saying about this being a cheap market?

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Probably not much more than five euros.

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-60. 60 euros.

-16?

-60!

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Oh, 6-0. Oh!

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-Right, OK.

-6-0, yeah.

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Sorry, language barrier.

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Yeah, sure, sure.

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-Can it be 40 euros?

-50 will be my best price.

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-I'm going to have it for 50 euros. Thank you.

-Thanks.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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-You're welcome.

-A good piece of period Art Deco.

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Clap your eyes on that beauty.

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50 euros.

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Maybe not as cheap as he would have liked,

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but David snaps up this faux tortoiseshell side table

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for £37.04.

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And that brings us up to the midway point.

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So, how much have they spent so far?

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With £750 worth of euros to spend,

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David has so far bought three pieces and spent £62.96,

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which leaves him just over £687 in his kitty.

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Phil "The Fox" had a slow start,

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but has also got three items and spent just £48.15,

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leaving him with over £701 to attack the second half.

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But before that, they have time for a quick catch up.

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Wow! It's not getting any warmer, that's for sure.

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And, I tell you what, this is a really interesting fair.

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I can't believe there are no buyers here.

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-I think the stuff is really cheap.

-They don't get up, do they?

-They don't.

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They're sensible, but they should be up because I reckon there are some stonking bargains.

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-The early bird and all that.

-We're a pair of early...

-Talking of which,

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-I haven't got time. I've got to get buying.

-Oh!

-See you.

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Well, have you ever seen Phil move so fast?

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Could it be that David said something he didn't like

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the sound of? Perhaps it was that "C" word - cheap.

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David has been doing this for many,

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many years, and if there is something cheap out there,

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you can bet your bottom dollar he'll go and find it,

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so I'll have to get my skates on and really concentrate now.

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So, all geed up and ready to sink some of his money into this market,

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Phil homes in on some vintage leather luggage.

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-How much is that, please?

-65.

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-It's real leather.

-Yeah. Pigskin. Yeah.

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It's a lovely thing, isn't it? But you've got to sort the interior out, haven't you?

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You've got to line this, really, haven't you?

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-Yes.

-What's your best price?

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-65.

-Would 50 euros buy it?

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Yeah, it's OK.

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Thank you. I can go on my holidays now, look.

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A case!

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Well, he certainly dipped into his holiday fund with his fourth and most

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expensive item so far,

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spending just over £37.

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But there's more going on here than meets the eye.

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Everything in life is not always what it seems.

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This looks like a suitcase, but it hasn't been. If you look inside,

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this was originally fitted out, probably for a gentleman's vanity case.

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I think the way forward is to line this and you've then got

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a really cool,

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probably pigskin vintage case.

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I'd love to own that.

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I just hope someone else feels the same way.

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The gentleman's vanity case gives Phil a 4-3 advantage and,

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with his chokehold on the cash loosening,

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it's not long before he spots another potential purchase.

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-But what is it?

-How much is that, please?

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-20 euros.

-It's interesting, isn't it?

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-Made out of oak. Yeah.

-PHIL KNOCKS ON ITEM

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-It's for shoes.

-For shoes?

-Cleaning.

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-For cleaning things, is it?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Cleaning things.

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What's the best you can do it for?

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Would 15 euros be good?

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-15?

-Yes.

-Thank you very much.

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Bye-bye.

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So, Phil pays £11.11 for the box,

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but he thinks it wasn't made for shoes but for salt.

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This is probably mid-19th century, made out of oak,

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and I think in England that's worth probably between £40 and £80,

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something like that. So, at 15 euros,

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I'm kind of hoping there's a profit in that.

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So, Phil is hoping for a healthy return on his investment.

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And, with that, "The Fox" has nudged ahead with five purchases to David's

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three. Meanwhile, our "Devilish"

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is still looking for the unusual.

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Now, strike a pose.

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That is a tiny, tiny mannequin.

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Never seen a mannequin so small.

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Shop fitting type things are very, very good news in actual fact,

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but they've got to have a bit of style as well. It's lost the style.

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I know, darling! It's so last season!

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Oh, have a look at that, though.

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You know what I want? A man-bag.

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Seriously, I've been thinking for ages about getting a man-bag.

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Good leather gets better with age.

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How much for the man-bag?

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-25.

-25 euros.

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Do you wear a man-bag?

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-No.

-No, not everybody can get away with wearing a man-bag.

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Mmm, I bet you can, though, David.

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How old is it? Ten, 20 years old?

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1950, 1960.

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You think it's as old as that? Cool.

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You can have it for 20.

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So, as soon as I model it, obviously I look so rubbish,

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it goes down in price!

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Marvellous! 20 euros, that's great, actually.

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It's very cool. You should wear a man-bag.

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You would suit a man-bag.

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OK, I'm going to buy a man-bag, but not for myself.

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I need to find a friend, who is a man, who wants a man-bag.

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I'll have it. Thank you.

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-Nice day!

-You, too. Get a man-bag.

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Sorry, what type of bag was it?

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Let's just review to find out.

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You know what I want? A man-bag.

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-Sorry, come again?

-Seriously,

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I've been thinking for ages about getting a man-bag.

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man-bag. man-bag.

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man-bag. man-bag, man-bag, man bag...

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-man-bag...

-Oh, man-bag!

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Got it! So, our fashionista of finery picked up his

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"you know what" bag for £14.81

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and has fulfilled a lifelong dream.

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You know, this is a very big day for me.

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This is the day that I first buy a man-bag.

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I've always wanted one.

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I love worn out leather.

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It just improves with age.

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You can't get that patination without use,

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abuse and wear, and it's fantastic.

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Date-wise, the chap thinks it's 1960s.

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I think it's a bit later, but I don't think it matters.

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It's good quality, nice, thick stitching. Good, thick leather.

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Worn in all the right places. Loads of pockets and slips.

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It's just brilliant. You can fill it with all sorts of rubbish.

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This is it. It is now mine.

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I am going to attempt to sell it, obviously.

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But in the meantime, before I do sell it, I'm going to wear it.

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# Papa's got a brand-new bag... #

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Yes, very nice.

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And that means our designer dealer is trailing Phil by one item now.

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"The Fox" has gone from a gentle simmer to a hot boiled bargainer

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as he turns up the heat with his next seller.

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So, tell me about these stoves.

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-How much is that one?

-175.

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-But that's sort of Art Deco-ey, isn't it?

-That's Art Deco, yes.

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-That one?

-675.

-Oh!

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I like that one.

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-It's a good one.

-And how much is that one?

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-275.

-You see, I was thinking a lot less than that.

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Oh! You can try...

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-I can try.

-But I have the freedom to say no.

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Absolutely right, yeah.

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I'll give you 200 euros for it and that's me finished.

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I haven't got any more. 200 euros.

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-Sorry.

-Oh, dear!

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Phil's not getting the deal he wants.

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-But, wait!

-215 I could do.

-PHIL WEEPS

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Oh, it looks like the market's got the better of him.

0:19:390:19:42

-Now it's 225 again.

-No, no, no.

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HE LAUGHS

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What about... Look, if I gave you 205 and that gives me a chance.

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-OK.

-You're a gentleman.

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Thank you, thank you.

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Having left a big impression all over the seller's scarf,

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Phil walks away a happy camper, getting his wood burner for 205 euros,

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or £151.85.

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One of the things I love about this business is the way we recycle

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everything. This is a cast French stove from about 1900, 1940,

0:20:090:20:13

something like that. But we can still use it today.

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This would look great in one of the yurts, if you want to go glamping.

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My only real regret is I didn't get some wood to put on it, because it is so blooming cold.

0:20:200:20:24

# Relight my fire... #

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He might have been economic with his euros all day. Phil's final purchase,

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though, has also been the biggest and means he can beat a triumphant

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-retreat.

-Well, that's me finished, shopped up.

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And this has been a really interesting antiques market

0:20:380:20:41

because it's not that big, but there are some really good things here,

0:20:410:20:45

and some not such good things here. I just hope that

0:20:450:20:48

my, uh, eyes haven't let me down.

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Well, you've certainly been watching your wallet closely enough!

0:20:500:20:54

Now, with dozens of stalls to choose from,

0:20:540:20:57

David ends up at the vendor where Phil bought his wood burner.

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And while "The Fox" turned on some very suspect tears to good effect,

0:21:000:21:04

David is brewing a charm offensive.

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Who fancies a rather nice cup of tea?

0:21:070:21:10

I've just been talking to this lovely chap here about a fascinating

0:21:100:21:14

-kettle.

-It is!

-And amazing that it still has its gas connector.

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The gas came out of the wall...

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-Yeah.

-..so that they had tea or hot water all the time.

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It's amazing. And then you don't

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have to actually take it off its cradle, you simply pour like so.

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-You're missing a bit on the handle.

-No, I don't think so.

-Yeah, here.

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-It's coming away.

-This is original.

-Yeah, that is original,

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but the wicker would have come all the way to the end.

0:21:350:21:37

I don't think they'd leave that raw, would they?

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It's not actually a criticism of it.

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I think it's just a sign that it is very original.

0:21:410:21:45

This was a very, very posh bit of kit.

0:21:450:21:48

I mean, this was for somebody with a lot of money.

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-Talking of money...

-150 euros for it.

0:21:510:21:54

-150?

-Yes.

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-Could it be much cheaper?

-My best price would be 125.

0:21:560:21:59

-125, thank you very much. Yeah, thank you.

-You're welcome.

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So, David's cooking on gas and secures his kettle

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for a hefty £92.59.

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You know, I really can't tell you how interesting this thing is to me.

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It's not just a kettle on a stand.

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It is so incredibly modern.

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When youthink it was designed and made in the late 19th century,

0:22:200:22:24

it's incredible. It's almost spaceship style.

0:22:240:22:28

In completely original condition.

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This is the absolute height of fashion

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and very expensive, circa 1890,

0:22:330:22:36

and the fact that it's still plumbed in for its gas is mind-blowing.

0:22:360:22:41

More tea, Vicar?

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And with that, the buying is done and a heady day of canvassing,

0:22:450:22:49

negotiating and procuring all manner of wonderful wares comes to an end.

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It's time to see what our dealers have spent.

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From a £750 budget,

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David found the bargains today and bought five items

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for £170.36.

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Phil bought six items and spent much more,

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£248.15.

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Well, that was the fair that was, wasn't it?

0:23:110:23:14

Not bad for our first visit to Holland.

0:23:140:23:17

I've really, really enjoyed it. We've got a great Dutch takeaway. It was a good old fair, wasn't it?

0:23:170:23:21

Great fair. Look at this! Such a continental environment.

0:23:210:23:24

-Absolutely right.

-It feels distinctly different, doesn't it?

-Yeah. So, go on, tell me.

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Out of all yours, which is your very favourite piece?

0:23:280:23:30

The best object, probably, is the kettle.

0:23:300:23:33

-It's quite a cool looking thing, isn't it?

-Gas powered.

0:23:330:23:35

You take it home, plug it into your gas system...

0:23:350:23:38

-Blow yourself up!

-Marvellous!

0:23:380:23:40

But my man-bag, I've never bought a man-bag before.

0:23:400:23:43

-I like that.

-I saw you wearing a man bag the other day and I was admiring it.

-No man should be without a bag.

0:23:430:23:47

-You're right.

-Absolutely right, yeah, yeah.

0:23:470:23:50

On the luggage front, you see, I love that.

0:23:500:23:52

-That, I would use that.

-It's such a good case, isn't it? Really, really lovely.

0:23:520:23:56

I tell you what, it's getting that cold here, have you got any wood I for the fire?

0:23:560:23:59

-We could do with it actually.

-I've got a mistake, though, I think.

-What's that?

-Well...

0:23:590:24:03

Phil, we both love cars, so you'd be expected to buy that.

0:24:030:24:07

Yeah, I know, I know. And I couldn't help myself, but I don't think there's much profit in it.

0:24:070:24:11

But, hey-ho! So, we've done the really easy part, haven't we?

0:24:110:24:14

-Buying is just a doddle.

-And it's good fun buying. Love it!

0:24:140:24:16

-Yeah, but the tough part is selling it.

-Well, we've got a long train journey.

0:24:160:24:20

-Yeah.

-We can plot, scheme and plan our selling strategies.

0:24:200:24:24

-I've got an idea.

-What's that?

0:24:240:24:25

I'm going to buy all of your stuff, and you buy all of my stuff, it's

0:24:250:24:28

-job sorted.

-Job done!

0:24:280:24:30

Selling to each other is, of course, against the rules.

0:24:340:24:36

So, instead, our pair of Maastricht maestros must head back to good old

0:24:360:24:40

Blighty and uncover their own buyers.

0:24:400:24:44

Using all available methods,

0:24:440:24:45

David and Phil will scour our green and pleasant land to find perfect

0:24:450:24:49

homes for all their foreign loot,

0:24:490:24:52

focusing on stacking up the biggest possible profits to go to their chosen charities.

0:24:520:24:56

Back at his County Durham digs,

0:24:560:25:00

the devilish one is giving his Dutch haul some serious consideration.

0:25:000:25:05

I've got to say, that was an amazing experience.

0:25:050:25:08

My very first visit to Holland.

0:25:080:25:10

Look around you, I mean, come on.

0:25:100:25:12

Look at that face of the greyhound. She is absolutely wonderful.

0:25:120:25:16

I've spoken to a couple of friends of mine that have two rescue greyhounds

0:25:160:25:20

that they are in love with, rightly so.

0:25:200:25:23

So, I think, you will be sorted, don't you worry.

0:25:230:25:25

The bell, I've spoken to a girl about this, she's very interested.

0:25:250:25:29

Her dad toured the world on ships, and she collects anything maritime.

0:25:290:25:33

The table is really cool.

0:25:330:25:35

And I know the coolest man,

0:25:350:25:38

and he loves Art Deco and he loves chrome and he loves black,

0:25:380:25:43

and I think he is going to go crazy over that table.

0:25:430:25:48

So, David has a few cast iron plans up his sleeve,

0:25:480:25:51

but he also needs to find buyers for his late Victorian gas kettle

0:25:510:25:55

and that man-bag.

0:25:550:25:58

At his Worcestershire lair,

0:25:580:26:00

Phil is perusing his pile of precious things.

0:26:000:26:02

They've sent me to Holland, and what do I come back with?

0:26:020:26:05

Well, I've got a French automobile poster.

0:26:050:26:09

I think I might have got that sold to a man who loves cars

0:26:090:26:13

and loves posters. I've got a French straw workbox.

0:26:130:26:16

I've got a West German pen set,

0:26:160:26:18

and I've got this lovely French stove,

0:26:180:26:20

which I thought I might struggle with,

0:26:200:26:22

but I've found somewhere that I think is going to give it a perfect home.

0:26:220:26:27

So all I've come back with, really,

0:26:270:26:30

is just a little bit of Dutch courage.

0:26:300:26:32

Well, he may need that

0:26:340:26:36

as he also needs to find buyers for his salt box and vintage case.

0:26:360:26:40

Filled with competitive spirit,

0:26:400:26:42

both our eager beavers are raring to get going,

0:26:420:26:45

hitting the phones and the internet and the road

0:26:450:26:48

in a bid to turn their purchases into profit.

0:26:480:26:51

But, remember, no deal is sealed

0:26:510:26:53

until a hand is shaken and the money is taken.

0:26:530:26:55

And ding-dong!

0:26:550:26:57

Who's this, up bright and early?

0:26:570:26:59

Yes, David's launching his selling spree in his hometown of Barnard Castle.

0:26:590:27:03

He's taking his £11 ship's bell to show antiques dealer Heidi,

0:27:030:27:08

and if she can't see him coming in those trousers,

0:27:080:27:11

she'll certainly hear him. BELL RINGS

0:27:110:27:13

-Ooh, hello.

-Hello, Heidi.

0:27:130:27:15

-Hiya, how are you?

-Very well.

0:27:150:27:17

-I've heard all about you.

-All good, I hope?

0:27:170:27:19

Well, you might just be able to help me with this bell.

0:27:190:27:22

-OK.

-So there is the bell. MS Bremen.

0:27:220:27:25

I mean, I've researched the Bremen there's a number of them...

0:27:250:27:29

-Right.

-And I don't know which one this came from.

0:27:290:27:32

There was a Bremen that was launched in 1896...

0:27:320:27:35

-Right.

-..and then dismantled in 1929,

0:27:350:27:37

but whether it comes from that ship or not, I'm not sure.

0:27:370:27:41

It doesn't half ring,

0:27:410:27:42

and the guy I bought it off said to me that these things,

0:27:420:27:45

the sound would travel, in fog, one mile. Tiny little bell...

0:27:450:27:49

BELL RINGS

0:27:490:27:51

That is loud, yeah.

0:27:510:27:53

-Have a feel of it.

-OK.

0:27:530:27:55

It would look lovely hanging on a chain.

0:27:550:27:58

And one of these attached.

0:27:580:28:00

Now, what's all this about, then?

0:28:000:28:02

You would use this, then, to swing the ding-y thing.

0:28:020:28:05

Swing this dingley-dongler, I think we call it in the trade.

0:28:050:28:10

Well, listen, it's £40.

0:28:100:28:12

To be honest, for £40 I won't bargain with you.

0:28:120:28:15

-Well...

-I think £40 is a reasonable price, so I will...

0:28:150:28:18

-Yeah.

-Fantastic. That doesn't happen very often to me.

0:28:180:28:21

I've totally underpriced it.

0:28:210:28:23

Thank you very much, Heidi. Been an absolute delight!

0:28:230:28:26

David rings up a starting profit of £28.89, but is he happy?

0:28:260:28:29

Well, I've got to say, nice sale, lovely, fun person.

0:28:300:28:34

But, you know what? It could have been more! Aargh!

0:28:340:28:37

Yes, while David goes off to add some more noughts to his price list,

0:28:370:28:41

Phil is at the foot of the Malvern Hills,

0:28:410:28:44

with the stove that cost him just over £150.

0:28:440:28:47

The Fox is hoping he can find a permanent home for it

0:28:470:28:50

with holiday park owner Jim.

0:28:500:28:52

You've sort of specialised in doing these wonderful

0:28:520:28:55

-shepherds' huts, have you?

-Absolutely, yeah.

0:28:550:28:58

We started off with just building the one, which I bought as a hobby.

0:28:580:29:01

We thought we'd try and let it out, and it went really well, and this

0:29:010:29:04

winter we're going to build another one again,

0:29:040:29:07

so we'll have four altogether.

0:29:070:29:08

I don't know what your budget is for replacing these...

0:29:080:29:11

They're not expensive.

0:29:110:29:12

See, that's not what I wanted to hear, that, really, Jim.

0:29:120:29:14

-It isn't?

-That's, just, no, that's not what I hear at all, really.

0:29:140:29:17

-What did you want to hear?

-I wanted to hear £300,

0:29:170:29:19

-that's what I wanted to hear, Jim.

-Did you?

-Yeah, I did.

-Right.

0:29:190:29:22

-OK.

-Yeah. See, it's gone quiet again, now, hasn't it?

0:29:220:29:24

-It's nice...

-The temperature's dropped a little...

0:29:240:29:27

It is nice, Philip. Would you take an offer on it?

0:29:270:29:29

I suppose I would, cos I want to sell it.

0:29:290:29:31

-Yeah.

-What's your offer?

-£240?

0:29:310:29:33

I think it's worth close to £300, right?

0:29:330:29:36

And I'd like to get as close to it as I can get,

0:29:360:29:38

so you make me your very best offer...

0:29:380:29:41

-Right.

-And I will...

0:29:410:29:43

It'll be a yay or a nay from me.

0:29:430:29:45

OK. What about, what about £250?

0:29:450:29:47

-Is that your best?

-I think so, yeah.

0:29:470:29:49

All right, OK. I'll shake your hand on that.

0:29:490:29:51

Thank you very much indeed. Gosh, he grabbed my hand rather quickly,

0:29:510:29:54

didn't he? I've just begun to wonder whether I got myself burned here.

0:29:540:29:58

Well, that's still a toasty £98.15 profit,

0:29:580:30:00

and the competition is hotting up.

0:30:000:30:03

Not to be outdone, dapper David has donned his man-bag,

0:30:030:30:07

for hopefully the last time, and catwalked over to Stockton on Tees.

0:30:070:30:10

It cost him just under £15,

0:30:150:30:17

so fingers crossed his man friend, Chris,

0:30:170:30:20

likes the man-bag.

0:30:200:30:22

In Holland, everybody - and I mean everybody, it's by law -

0:30:220:30:26

men wear man-bags.

0:30:260:30:28

Well, I can't believe that, but I do see it's an original.

0:30:280:30:31

Yes, it's vintage.

0:30:310:30:32

-It's very nice leather.

-Good leather.

0:30:320:30:34

-What sort of year?

-I would say that's 1970s to '80s, I'm guessing.

0:30:340:30:39

About the time I was born.

0:30:390:30:41

-Exactly.

-Yes.

0:30:410:30:43

How much would you pay for a man-bag of that size and that quality, new?

0:30:440:30:48

I, I think, brand-new...

0:30:480:30:50

-Yeah.

-Possibly around £100, £110, but it's used.

0:30:500:30:55

But it's got that added, kind of, extra value, because it's vintage.

0:30:550:30:59

OK, David, I'll make one offer.

0:30:590:31:02

It's a take it or leave it offer.

0:31:020:31:04

-OK?

-And it's £45.

0:31:040:31:06

Ooh... So, I will never see that man bag ever again?

0:31:080:31:10

Only me wearing it.

0:31:100:31:12

I would like to see you wearing the man-bag.

0:31:120:31:14

-We have a deal?

-We've got a deal.

0:31:140:31:16

-We have a deal.

-Chris, you've made it.

0:31:160:31:18

Welcome to the world of man-bags.

0:31:180:31:20

Devilish reluctantly relinquishes his handbag, sorry, man-bag,

0:31:200:31:24

but at least he has that £30.19 profit to remember it by.

0:31:240:31:28

So, David's sold two items to Phil's one,

0:31:280:31:31

but Foxy's not in the mood to lag behind,

0:31:310:31:33

and is revving his engine back in Worcestershire.

0:31:330:31:37

I've got my really cheap car poster and I'm going to try and sell it

0:31:370:31:40

to a friend of mine who's got some, well, not so cheap cars.

0:31:400:31:44

I just hope there's a little bit of money left in his wallet that

0:31:440:31:47

I can try and eek out for my poster.

0:31:470:31:49

Well, as long as car enthusiast Will has more than £11 to spend,

0:31:490:31:53

Phil will be in the black.

0:31:530:31:55

-Nice to see you.

-How are you?

0:31:550:31:57

-What do you think, then?

-Well, it'd be better if you turned it round.

0:31:570:32:00

Well, you've seen a picture on my phone, haven't you?

0:32:000:32:02

-I have, definitely.

-And there's the little beastie, look.

0:32:020:32:05

Little, not so little.

0:32:050:32:07

-Nice.

-And, erm... I love it cos it's sort of...

0:32:070:32:10

For me, it's very evocative of those early days of motoring,

0:32:100:32:14

and of aviation as well. Clearly, there is no age to the poster.

0:32:140:32:17

I think you and I are older than this is.

0:32:170:32:21

And it's missing a bit of wood off the bottom, but I was sort of,

0:32:210:32:23

kind of, hoping I might get, I don't know, £40 for it?

0:32:230:32:26

Yeah. How would you feel about £18?

0:32:260:32:28

Where the hell has £18 come from?

0:32:300:32:32

-£18?!

-I made it up. Yeah, well, make another one up.

0:32:330:32:36

-OK...

-I didn't like that at all.

0:32:360:32:38

OK, let's say, then, how would you feel about £20?

0:32:380:32:43

I don't think too much to £20, Willie, cos it's a lot...

0:32:430:32:46

I mean, you're going up in twos, here.

0:32:460:32:48

I tell you what, I know you're a fair man,

0:32:490:32:52

bearing in mind I asked for £40,

0:32:520:32:54

you give me what you think your best shot is.

0:32:540:32:57

-£25.

-And that's your best shot?

0:32:570:32:59

-Yep.

-Go on, I'll take you.

0:32:590:33:01

Well, Phil is certainly motoring through these sales,

0:33:030:33:06

and pockets a steady profit of £13.89.

0:33:060:33:09

But, it seems, his work here is not yet done.

0:33:090:33:13

While you're hanging around, how about giving my car a bit of a polish?

0:33:130:33:16

-You what?

-And don't... Do it properly, this time, as well.

0:33:160:33:19

The things I have to do!

0:33:190:33:22

Mind you, I'm sort of polishing a profit, here.

0:33:220:33:25

Put some elbow grease in, man!

0:33:250:33:27

Now, it's been a busy first half of selling,

0:33:270:33:30

and a closely contended fight, so far, but who is in the lead?

0:33:300:33:34

Let's take a look and see.

0:33:340:33:36

Trailing slightly, David has sold two items,

0:33:360:33:38

making a profit of £59.08.

0:33:380:33:41

But, in the lead, Phil has also sold two items,

0:33:410:33:44

but notched up more profit, £112.04.

0:33:440:33:49

Yes, David must now dig deep and fight

0:33:490:33:52

for that extra profit to overtake his rival.

0:33:520:33:54

Now, back in Worcestershire,

0:33:560:33:58

profit rocket Phil is keen to increase his lead, so has

0:33:580:34:01

invited pen collector Jonathan to his saleroom to see if his German

0:34:010:34:05

scribblers, that cost just over £22, can mark up a bigger margin.

0:34:050:34:09

Thank you for coming. Well, first off, how many pens have you got?

0:34:090:34:12

About 1,000. Would you like to see an old one?

0:34:120:34:15

-Yeah.

-So, this is a 1905

0:34:150:34:19

sterling silver marked one.

0:34:190:34:21

May I look?

0:34:210:34:22

Now, what would the value of something like that be?

0:34:220:34:25

That one is about £300.

0:34:250:34:28

-Why?

-Because it's, cos it's so fine.

0:34:290:34:31

So, now, tell me about these. Tell me how old they are.

0:34:310:34:34

Yeah, I would think '70s, '80s.

0:34:340:34:36

What might you bid for those, at auction, do you think?

0:34:360:34:39

I would hope to get them for around about the £60-£70 mark.

0:34:400:34:44

OK. Hope to. That means you might pay a bit more, doesn't it?

0:34:440:34:48

-MIGHT do.

-If I asked you for £90 for those, would that be excessive?

0:34:500:34:53

That would be excessive. I wouldn't be able to go to £90.

0:34:530:34:56

-Would you be able to go to £80?

-I will give you £80 for those.

0:34:560:34:59

-Really?

-Because they're nice pens, and I'll keep them in my collection.

0:34:590:35:02

-And you're happy with that?

-I'm happy with that.

0:35:020:35:04

-You're a gentleman. Thank you very much.

-Pleasure.

0:35:040:35:07

Phil writes up a neat profit of just under £58.

0:35:070:35:09

And, keen to add even more money to his coffer,

0:35:090:35:12

sells his mid-19th century salt box to antiques dealer Ian,

0:35:120:35:16

in Worcestershire...

0:35:160:35:18

-I could push you to £70.

-Well, I'll shake your hand, my friend.

0:35:180:35:21

-Good man.

-Thank you very much.

-Thank you, Phil.

0:35:210:35:23

..sprinkling another £58.89

0:35:230:35:25

on top of his ever-growing pile of well-earned riches.

0:35:250:35:29

So, David is still second in a two dog race.

0:35:290:35:32

But, he's made his way to South Buckinghamshire,

0:35:320:35:36

in the hopes of finding a home for his terracotta greyhound.

0:35:360:35:39

He's meeting friend Anthony and his doggies,

0:35:390:35:42

Swift Chocolate Orange, yes, and Polaris,

0:35:420:35:44

but will he be able to sniff out more than the £15 he paid for it?

0:35:440:35:48

So they're both rescue dogs, aren't they?

0:35:480:35:51

-They are.

-You are gorgeous, you really are!

0:35:510:35:53

Now, talking of gorgeous creatures, I mean...

0:35:530:35:56

Could you get any more gorgeous than the creature that I purchased,

0:35:560:35:59

with you in mind, whilst in Maastricht?

0:35:590:36:03

I'm guessing the model is of a greyhound.

0:36:030:36:06

It could be. I think it's either a greyhound,

0:36:060:36:08

an Italian greyhound or a whippet.

0:36:080:36:10

It's probably more whippet-like, I think.

0:36:100:36:12

Although the paws are very large.

0:36:120:36:14

I don't think it's a very tasteful piece.

0:36:140:36:17

-Don't you?

-No, not really.

0:36:170:36:18

Hang on...

0:36:180:36:20

Is there going to be some good news?

0:36:200:36:22

Yes, it does interest me.

0:36:220:36:23

-OK.

-I would like to buy it from you, but then donate it to a charity,

0:36:230:36:28

for them to raise funds for greyhounds.

0:36:280:36:31

OK. So, I'm going to try and sell you something

0:36:310:36:34

that you really don't like,

0:36:340:36:36

but you want to donate to a really good cause.

0:36:360:36:39

Listen, she owes me almost nothing.

0:36:390:36:42

£15, or something.

0:36:420:36:44

And I'll offer you £50 for it.

0:36:440:36:46

We'll have to high-five on that.

0:36:460:36:48

Well, without even needing to beg, roll over or play dead,

0:36:500:36:53

David managed to make a £35.19 profit.

0:36:530:36:56

He then pops over to London with his Art Deco table,

0:36:580:37:01

and sells it to Stewart, a hairdresser, for a snip under £48.

0:37:010:37:05

Phil has also been on the case in Malvern,

0:37:050:37:08

and sold his vintage travelling case to antiques dealer Jeremy...

0:37:080:37:12

-Thank you very much.

-Thank you.

0:37:120:37:14

..making almost £18 profit.

0:37:140:37:16

And it's down to his final sale.

0:37:170:37:19

He's cleverly targeted hay and straw dealer Alan

0:37:190:37:22

as a possible buyer for his 20th century straw box.

0:37:220:37:26

But, can he rake in more than the £14.81 he forked out?

0:37:260:37:30

Mr Hughes, how are you?

0:37:300:37:32

-Philly!

-Good to see you, my friend.

0:37:320:37:33

-Lovely to meet you.

-I'm a farmer's son, you know,

0:37:330:37:36

so all this brings back memories to me...

0:37:360:37:38

-Wow.

-And I can remember, as an 11-year-old, my job,

0:37:380:37:41

my dad's smallholding...

0:37:410:37:43

-Yes.

-..was to drive the truck around the fields,

0:37:430:37:46

and they'd be loading hay and straw.

0:37:460:37:48

Now, what I've brought you is this little chap here, look.

0:37:480:37:51

-Oh, yes?

-Now, there's an interesting story behind these, because...

0:37:510:37:55

..in the Napoleonic wars, prisoners of war,

0:37:570:37:59

to augment their really meagre food rations, they used to make things.

0:37:590:38:03

-Yes?

-And they used to make straw workboxes, just like this.

0:38:030:38:06

-Well...

-Now, this is a later one. This isn't an original one.

0:38:060:38:09

If it was an original one I should be asking an awful lot of money.

0:38:090:38:12

-Yes...

-But, if you look at it,

0:38:120:38:14

-you can see all the different strands of straw.

-My goodness,

0:38:140:38:17

-gracious me...

-Right? Straw is almost tubular, isn't it?

0:38:170:38:20

It is. Oh, yes, it's tubular. It's hollow. Yes.

0:38:200:38:23

It's hollow. So, what they did is they got a splitter...

0:38:230:38:26

And they split the straw, and then you just...

0:38:260:38:28

-You'd have different...

-Yeah.

0:38:280:38:31

-..pieces of it, just like that.

-Yeah, I see. Yeah.

0:38:310:38:33

-And you just, sort of, lay it on, like that.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see.

0:38:330:38:36

And then you got different colours, and you can try and dye them.

0:38:360:38:39

-That is incredible, isn't it?

-Did you know that?

-No, I didn't know that.

0:38:390:38:42

I can feel the different strands in it, actually.

0:38:420:38:45

-It's quite a nice little thing, isn't it?

-It is indeed.

0:38:450:38:47

And have you seen anything like this before?

0:38:470:38:50

I have never, ever seen or heard of this before.

0:38:500:38:53

And it's very fitting in our business, isn't it?

0:38:530:38:56

I was hoping I might get around £50 for it.

0:38:560:39:00

Well! Were you?

0:39:000:39:01

Yeah. It's much, much better to travel in hope

0:39:010:39:03

than arrive in disappointment.

0:39:030:39:05

Well, I think I'm really, very interested in this little box,

0:39:050:39:10

but I think we're just getting a little bit high in the clouds

0:39:100:39:14

money, Philip, you know, for me.

0:39:140:39:16

Would you accept £40 for it?

0:39:160:39:19

I will, sir. You're a gentleman.

0:39:190:39:21

Thank you very much. Thank you.

0:39:210:39:23

I tell you what, then, you go and put that on the shelf

0:39:230:39:25

and I'll carry on doing what you were doing. OK.

0:39:250:39:29

He bales up a profit of just over £25,

0:39:290:39:32

and gets to relive his farming youth.

0:39:320:39:34

Back in London, David has been off the boil with his biggest spend

0:39:400:39:44

in Maastricht - a late Victorian copper gas kettle -

0:39:440:39:48

but he thinks he's tracked down the perfect buyer,

0:39:480:39:50

and is heading to meet Bloomsbury cafe boss Toby.

0:39:500:39:53

Remember, it cost just under £93,

0:39:530:39:56

so it's full steam ahead with the sales pitch.

0:39:560:39:59

I want to introduce you to something that, actually, is very, genuinely,

0:39:590:40:03

very special, and designed for hot water for drinks,

0:40:030:40:07

but, I think there is much more going on there.

0:40:070:40:09

It's got that Arts and Crafts kind of shape...

0:40:090:40:12

-Yeah.

-But, bearing in mind it's well over 100 years,

0:40:120:40:15

-it still has a modern look.

-It does, and it's very brassy.

0:40:150:40:18

-Very brassy.

-Which goes with the sort of livery we've got going here.

0:40:180:40:21

We've got a few bits of brass...

0:40:210:40:23

-Yeah.

-So that, that could fit in, and we have an awful lot of teas.

0:40:230:40:26

-Can I pick it up, have a look?

-Go for it.

0:40:260:40:28

-The kettle will come away.

-Oh, yeah... OK.

-Yeah.

0:40:280:40:31

So, it's definitely solid brass, then?

0:40:310:40:34

Oh, oh, completely.

0:40:340:40:36

I mean, really well constructed. Look at the rivets, here.

0:40:360:40:39

Yeah. So, when we talk about Arts and Crafts,

0:40:390:40:41

we talk about something that is fundamentally handmade.

0:40:410:40:44

Cool, and it's definitely had quite a bit of use.

0:40:440:40:47

I'm interested in how much it is - you know,

0:40:470:40:49

we're not super lucrative as yet.

0:40:490:40:51

OK. Look, honestly, genuinely, it's cheap and cheerful and, you know,

0:40:510:40:55

I think it could be more but I need to turn it over quickly...

0:40:550:40:57

I'm looking at £140.

0:40:570:40:59

-£140?

-Yeah.

0:40:590:41:03

-What do you think?

-I think OK.

0:41:030:41:05

-Yeah?

-Yeah. Yeah, you've got a deal.

0:41:050:41:07

-Really?

-£140.

-Good man.

0:41:070:41:09

Well, David ends his selling spree on a high.

0:41:090:41:12

That's a refreshing profit of £47.41, and he's all sold up.

0:41:120:41:17

It's almost time to find out who's scaled the dizzy peaks of profit,

0:41:190:41:22

and whose dosh has washed down the drain.

0:41:220:41:25

First, a quick reminder of how much our experts spent.

0:41:250:41:28

Having each started the day with £750, David bought five items,

0:41:290:41:34

spending a total of £170.36.

0:41:340:41:38

Phil bought six items, costing just over £248,

0:41:380:41:42

but who has made the most profit?

0:41:420:41:44

All of the money that David and Phil have made from their challenge

0:41:440:41:47

will go to charities of their choice, so let's find out

0:41:470:41:50

who is our Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is champion.

0:41:500:41:54

-David, how are you?

-Philip, very good. How are you?

0:41:540:41:56

-I tell you what, this is very cool.

-Have you spotted it?

0:41:560:41:59

-That's really good, I love that.

-It's a man-bag.

0:41:590:42:01

Well, you bought one, didn't you?

0:42:010:42:03

I did buy one, but I was unsure whether I was ready for a man-bag...

0:42:030:42:05

-Oh, no, no...

-I sold it to my mate - £45.

0:42:050:42:08

-Snap his hand off.

-That's really, really good.

0:42:080:42:11

Man-bag did me well.

0:42:110:42:12

That's fantastic! My best thing was the stove.

0:42:120:42:15

-Yeah.

-Because I sold it to a man who's sort of into -

0:42:150:42:18

I'm not sure what the word is, glamping, but like a shepherd's hut?

0:42:180:42:20

-Yeah, cool.

-And he was building a new one...

0:42:200:42:23

-Brilliant.

-..and wanted a stove...

-Perfect.

-And this was just ideal.

0:42:230:42:26

-Did it do you well?

-I made nearly £100 on it.

0:42:260:42:29

-Philip Serrell, now I am worried.

-Is it the moment of truth?

0:42:290:42:32

-It is!

-Come on, then.

0:42:320:42:33

-Oh, my goodness, gracious me.

-Are we there?

0:42:330:42:35

-Shall I count?

-Yeah.

-Three...

0:42:350:42:37

-Two...

-One!

-Woo. Woo!

0:42:370:42:40

Oh, my gosh... You have nailed me, Philip Serrell!

0:42:400:42:43

-I think that's down to my stove, you know?

-Well done, you.

-Well...

0:42:430:42:46

-Come on, I'll talk to you about man bags.

-Really?

0:42:460:42:49

-They give you great confidence.

-I need that. I do, I do, I need it...

0:42:490:42:53

So, Phil triumphs

0:42:530:42:54

and it was the stove that earned him his biggest profit.

0:42:540:42:57

This is a very, very strange emotion for me, because I've won,

0:42:570:43:00

and that doesn't normally happen.

0:43:000:43:02

I can't believe it!

0:43:020:43:04

I did so well but Philip Serrell did better.

0:43:040:43:06

But, in one way, I'm a winner cos he's really jealous of my man-bag.

0:43:060:43:10

But, never fear -

0:43:120:43:13

tomorrow David gets the chance to fight back

0:43:130:43:15

at a car-boot sale in Chesterfield.

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