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This is Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is, | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
the show that pitches TV's best-loved antiques experts | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
against each other in an all-out battle for profits. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
I think I see a bargain. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
Each day, one pair of duelling dealers | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
will face a mighty challenge. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Putting their reputations on the line... | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
Ready for battle. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
..they'll give you the insider's view of the trade... | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
I'm a big boy. I'm a player. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
..along with their top tips and savvy secrets... | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
It's not all about what you spend, it's about what you make. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
..showing you how to make the most money... | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
-It really is war. -..from buying and selling. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
You've got to be in there like a whippet. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Coming up - Danny practises the art of subtlety... | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
£115. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
He wants to split that in half straightaway. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
'Ey up, here he is now. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
You're not supposed to hear that. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
..while Jonty ramps up the charm. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
I think that's the nicest thing you'll see here today. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
-No, I think you are. -Oh, thank you! | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
But Del Boy is sure he is on track to victory. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Yee-hah! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
This is Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Welcome, plucky viewers. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
You're just in time to witness | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
two devoted antiques adventurers challenge themselves | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
and each other in a quest to gather | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
the most valuable cornucopia of collectables. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
First up, a brave bargaineer, ravenous for victory. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
He's lion-hearted and lion T-shirted. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
It's Sir Danny "Del Boy" Sebastian. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
Should be saying, "Beware of Danny." | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
He's up against the suavest contender, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
a dapper knight with a burning desire to reign supreme - | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Lord Jonty "The Hitman" Hearnden. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
Why do they call me "The Hitman"? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Well, every time I find a bargain, I go in for the kill. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Today's battleground is Ardingly Antiques Fair in West Sussex. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
It's the largest in the south of England, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
but will it be big enough to contain our gallant cavaliers? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
They'll be fighting to buy the best treasures, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
which they'll need to sell on, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
with profits going to their chosen charities. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
So, let battle commence! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
We meet again, young man. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-We do. -How are you? -Good, thank you. Nice to see you. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Now, this is a familiar turf, this, Ardingly, for you, isn't it? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
You're in my playing ground here now. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
-I'm on your patch. -Exactly. I'm a little bit worried. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
But then again, there's plenty here to chew at, isn't it? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Absolutely, but the problem today is we've got a bit of heat against us, | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
-that's the problem. -Hence the hat. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Hence my hat. I've got my walking shoes on, though, | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
-because we've got miles to go. -Yes! -Have a good day. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Not. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Hmm, so Jonty wishing Danny well there. Not. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
With £750 burning holes in their pockets and the sun beating down | 0:03:01 | 0:03:06 | |
on their backs, our protagonists | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
dauntlessly disappear into the massive market | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
to plot their attacks. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
My plan today is do the legwork, because there is so much to see. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
This is a vast place - 1,700 stalls. There's so much to buy! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
So Jonty's technique is to cover all ground. What of Danny? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
I'm just going to take my time today. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Have a nice look round, see exactly what's in front of me... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
and then swoop in like a viper! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Blimey! That's not very chivalrous, Del Boy. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
So, while Danny snakes off amongst the stalls, | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Jonty has galloped straight towards something nautical. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
I think they're fantastic. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
Because they will just fit in anyone's bathroom. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
-Well, they've just got that look, haven't they? -Yeah. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
It's all reclaimed from decommissioned vessels. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Is it? So the date of this ship, what, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
no more than 1960s or something like that? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Yeah. '60s, they went from brass to aluminium, so... | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
-Yes. So how much is this? -£145. -Will you do £125? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-For me? -Sold. -Yeah? -Of course I will. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
That's a good purchase. That's wonderful. I love it. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
I'm so pleased. Fantastic. Thank you very much. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
And that maritime mirror gets jubilant Jonty | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
off the starting blocks. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
What a great first purchase. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
This is absolutely wonderful. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
This is a porthole from a ship. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
What the seller has done is put a mirror plate in it, | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
mounted it on a timber frame - hey presto, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
you've got yourself a fantastic, original-looking mirror | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
for a bathroom. It is just amazing. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
£125? That is such a steal. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
It has to be worth double! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
So, Jonty is confident he is sailing into a profit | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
with purchase number one. Across the market, | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Danny is on the hunt for something vintage-looking. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Oh, this might do. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
It's a nice bit of artwork, and vintage... | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
..it's on fire. What's the best you can do me? | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Give us a good price, I'll pay you cash money. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
85. 80, 80. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
That is the best I can do, sorry. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Hmm, sounds like it's time for a joust. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Come on, help me out. I've got to resell it. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
You can't win 'em all. How about 75? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
80. Sorry, sorry. 80. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
I've not overcharged my price and tried to... | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
75, I'll put me hand there. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
-80. -He's got me, hasn't he? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
He knows he's got me. He's said 80 quid and he's not moving. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
But to be quite honest, it's quite fair. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
It's just in my blood to try and get that couple of extra pound more, | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
but on this account, I'm going to go shake the man's hand. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
-I'll have a deal with you. -Thank you. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Lovely. Thanks very much. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Yes, courageous Danny fought hard | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
and is pleased with his first purchase. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
I've bought myself a lovely fabricated "Vintage" sign. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
It's made of polished steel. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
It's quite brand-new, to be honest, but I'm not worried about that. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
I think it's still quirky, I think it's still fun, | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
and I think it can be used practically anywhere - | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
in a shop, in a restaurant. I'll tell you something, | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
being that vintage is the new antique, this speaks for itself. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:09 | |
Indeed. Gallant Jonty still has his mind on watery objects | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
and has cantered towards a decorative oar. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Now, this is rather attractive. That's really nice. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
So we've got "Exeter College, 2nd Eight, 1933." | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
What's the death on it? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
We've got 240 on it, so 200 would be the death on it. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
-200? -Yeah. -Could you do 180? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
-Yes. -I think that's absolutely gorgeous. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
It's... I think that's the nicest thing you'll see here today. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
-No, I think you are. -Oh, thank you! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
-Lovely. Thank you very much. -Oh, behave! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Our dashing charmer stuck his oar in and secured a shiny £60 discount. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:47 | |
This is a commemorative oar | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
that would have been placed in a clubroom | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
of an old rowing club, but I love anything to do | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
with antiques and rowing. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
It's absolutely my bag. And look at the detail here. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
You've got all the crewmembers here, | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
so this is really in cracking condition. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
This is an original oar, so absolutely this is 1933. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
It would have been applied on a wall, | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
and now I am the new proud owner. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
I think I'm doing OAR right. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
Goodness, Sir Jonty-lot has never been so happy! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
The sun has got his hat on, as has Jonty, | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
and, keen to capitalise on his good fortune, | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
he spies an antique telescope and secures it for £140. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
It really is a really good-quality 19th-century telescope, | 0:07:32 | 0:07:37 | |
probably latter half of the 19th century. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
And when you look at a telescope like this, you think, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
"Ah, a ship's captain, he has to have an object like this." | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Well, of course he does, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
but there were all sorts of people that needed telescopes | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
in the 19th century. There were landowners, farmers... | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
The only way you could see something from distance is to have a telescope | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
like this. That is the reason why | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
you still see quite a few of these around. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
The very best are made by those great designer names. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
This is not signed, | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
but that's not necessarily an issue | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
because I bought it at the right price. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
£140? That's good value. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Jonty is charging ahead with three buys to Danny's one. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
But Del Boy is no pushover. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
There's a haberdashery unit he likes the look of, so in he swoops. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
A nice thing, this. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
It's got the maker's name on it and it's got dovetail joins. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
It's got a nice patina to the oak. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Very well constructed. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
Would look fabulous on a shop counter. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
I'd put this round about 1920s. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Chap's a little bit shy, but I'm going to see if I can work my magic. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
If I can, it's coming home with me. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
And work his magic he does! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
The maester of the market conjures up a £20 discount out of thin air. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
And the unit is Danny's for a very pricey £330. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
We've had a deal. 330 - he shook me hand. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
I tell you what, it's a nice thing. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
It's commercial, it's in good stead, it's in good keeping. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Jonty, watch out before I stitch you up. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Yes, Del Boy is still full of fight, and that's just as well, | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
as we are only at the halfway mark. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
I think I'm definitely ahead of the game. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Let's see how our would-be conquerors are faring so far. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
Both our dealers arrived with £750 to spend. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Jonty has bagged himself three items so far and spent £445, | 0:09:25 | 0:09:31 | |
leaving £305 in his kitty. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Danny has only bought two items | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
but spent over half his budget, £410, | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
leaving him with £340 for the rest of the day. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
-There you are. -Hey! -So how's it going? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
I bought all me bits. Well, pretty much. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
-Sorry, I don't believe a word of it. -Oh... -I don't believe a word. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
No, you're right. You've got me number, you're right. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
I'm trying to buy as hard as I can and fast as I can, | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
because this sun is really intense. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
What does that tell me? You've bought plenty bits already, then? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
I've now given too much away. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-I shall keep shtoom. -Well, I don't believe you anyway. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
-See you this afternoon. -Yes! Ta-ra. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
MUSIC: The Heat Is On by Glenn Frey | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Just like the proverbial Holy Grail, | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
our Crusaders aren't revealing their secrets today, | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
but Jonty's unruffled demeanour | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
seems to have rattled Danny's cage. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Oh, my gosh. It seems like Jonty's hat has done wonders. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
He seems cool, calm and collected, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
and I've got a little feeling that he's bought quite a few bits. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
It's time that I upped the ante. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
But the Hitman has burst into round two all fired up. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
Now, this is Danny's regular stomping ground. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
But I'M going to be doing the stomping over Danny. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
Hmm, maybe the heat IS getting through that hat. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Has anyone got a cold flannel? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Both our noble gents hurl themselves back into the fray, | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
but it's Danny who is first to prove he's no dummy | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
when it comes to spotting a smart investment. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
This is a mannequin's dummy. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Chil-Daw - very well-known make. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
About 1940s, 1950s. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
And I tell you what, it's not in bad condition. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
I think nowadays people have it in the bathroom, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
people have it in their bedroom with their favourite dress on it, | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
or of course you have it in a shop, as a prop, in the window. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
It's commercial, it's decorative, | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
and, hopefully, it's going to be mine. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
£60 on the price ticket. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
I'm going to try and knock that down a little bit. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Really? That's not like you, Danny(!) | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
-This is quite nice. -1950s. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
-Yeah. -Tailor's dummy. -Yes. -Go on, then, | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
-you going to bid me on it? -Is there room? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
-A little bit. -I was thinking more about 40 quid. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
I'll meet you halfway. I'll do 50 on it. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
I didn't want to go to 5-0. 45 bite? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Yeah, 45, let's do it. Yeah. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
-That'll do me. -And with that purchase, | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Danny draws level with Jonty on three buys apiece. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
Ha-ha, there's no dressing this purchase up, Jonty. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
There's definitely a profit in this. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Danny may be turning up the heat on this already scorching day, | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
but Jonty has found the perfect antidote. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
So there's a vast array of antiques and collectables outside, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
but take a look at this. There's an indoors as well. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Ahh, that's better. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
And it's not long before the poster boy of collectables | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
finds his next potential buy. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
Wow, these are really interesting. Have a look at these old posters. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
I think some of them are just fantastic. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
There are big collectors for these sorts of things. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
So we've got one here that says, "Monaco 1952." | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
-Yeah. -Can you tell me about this? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
They come from a...museum. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
-OK. -1980s. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
So this is a reproduction, so it's been reproduced? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
-Yeah. -Yes. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
And one print really gets Jonty's motor running. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
OK, let's have a look at this. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
That's really very nice. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
That's got a real sort of Monaco feel. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
-From the 1980s. -So what is the price for this | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
if I just wanted to buy this one? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
-£65. -Can you do it for £40? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
No. Je dis non. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
-50. -£50? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
If I said £45, I'll shake your hand? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Good man. Thank you very much. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
Merci beaucoup. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
That's a £20 discount on the poster, | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
and our dauntless dealer is delighted. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
This is such a great image. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
It's so iconic, that 1930s racing car tearing through the streets | 0:13:18 | 0:13:23 | |
of Monte Carlo. Somebody is bound to want this. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
It's so timeless in many ways. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
People have this nostalgia - | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
back to that great time when all those cars were flying | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
through those streets. And they still do, of course, today. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
So, hey, it's Monte Carlo or bust. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
So, our valiant chevalier Jonty knows exactly where he is heading, | 0:13:41 | 0:13:46 | |
which is more than can be said for Danny. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Which way? There's about four different directions I can go here. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
With a more precise sense of direction, | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Jonty is back amongst the shady indoors stalls | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
and is keen to shake up the competition. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
So can you tell me more about your cocktail shakers here? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
-You want a traditional shape? -Yes. I kind of like... | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Well, I want that Art Deco shape, when they were really popular. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
-That's your Art Deco. -Yeah. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
That's... This one is a cleaner line. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
That's more the shape of Art Deco. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
That's... That's really nice, that one. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
So, we are stainless steel, effectively, are we? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
-Or is it brushed...? -Silver-plated. -Silver-plated. -Nice clean line. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
-Got the strainer at the top. -Strainer at the top. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
-Yeah. -OK. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
Very nice, too. So what is the very death on an object like this? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
At the moment, I've got 90 on that... | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
-Yeah. -..for you. That's the death at the moment. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
But we've got these. We could put that with it. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
And we could do you a nice little set there. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
We've got £36 on that. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
These are designed for ships. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
You can tell that because they are sort of nice and weighty as well, | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
-aren't they? Yeah. -I'll do the set for 110. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
I'm going to shake hands on 100. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-All right. -All right? -Yeah. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
So our bold banneret secures his fifth and final purchase, | 0:14:56 | 0:15:01 | |
but does he think he can pour a worthy profit? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
This is such a great-quality item. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
Silver-plated. There's not a blemish on it. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
All of the tops screw on perfectly - it's absolutely wonderful. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:15 | |
Proper Art Deco 1930s cocktail shaker. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
And to boot, this pair of silver cocktail glasses. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:24 | |
It's nice and heavy, hence it was designed for a ship's bar. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:30 | |
Really novel. Great fun to have an object like this. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
I will always sell the set of three together - | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
£100 for the whole lot. Wow. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
Still with shopping to do, Danny has regained | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
his navigation skills and is hot on the Hitman's heels. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
I tell you what, the temperature is still absolutely boiling, | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
so I'm going in the shade and going to have a nosy inside. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Good idea. And even better, | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
a nice little industrial stool to have a sit-down on. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Quite nice, this. I'd have to change the top, I suppose, really. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
It's just a little bit worn. Mid-20th century. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
Question is - how much is it going to cost me? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Hmm, time to employ some ancient knightly hand signals. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
MEDIEVAL MUSIC | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
MUSIC CUTS OUT | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
-15 quid. -15? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
FAST-TEMPO MODERN MUSIC | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
He said yes. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
Well, that's item number four for Danny, | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
and no haggle or words necessary. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
What a lovely bit of industrial history I've got here. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
A 1950s machinist's stool. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
It's made of steel, it's got these lovely little footrests on here - | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
comfort while you work. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
The seat is a little bit tired. I'll do a little upcycling job. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
I'll take that top off - nice lump of wood is going to go there. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
I tell you what, Jonty, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
you may need to take a seat after I've got my profit on this one. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Mm, looks like he already has. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
It's all right for some. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Danny is not done with the interior stalls yet | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
and has steamed towards a specialist stand. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
We've got a lot of railway memorabilia right here. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
It just looks kind of real. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
When I say "real", what I'm saying is a lot of this stuff nowadays | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
is repro. That, we don't want. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
But this is cast-iron, it's right, it's the proper stuff. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
This is precisely what I'm talking about. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
You can see the post mark on the back. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Tells you straightaway it's original. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Going to go see the owner, see if I can have a deal with him. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
He's got it up at £115. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
He wants to split that in half straightaway. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
-'Ey up, here he is now. -LAUGHTER | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Awkward! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
Beware the approaching stallholder. Better get on the charm offensive. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
You're not supposed to hear that! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
It would be a straight 100, if you fancy. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Oh, no. No, it's got to be less than that. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
That's not a repro, it is a real one. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Probably 1920s, '30s. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
I want to be about 75. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
90 quid. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
-80, and we've got a deal. -No, no. No, sorry. No. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Oh, I didn't like that "no". Can we go 85? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-No, sorry. -87. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
-Me hand's out, three quid out. -All right. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Thanks very much. Yeah, I'll have that. Lovely. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Phew! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
-Cheers, Rich. -Our gutsy caballero swung his trusty sword | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
straight and true, slicing £13 off the asking price. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
Cast-iron, turn of the century round to about 1920s. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:28 | |
Very, very nice. Totally original. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Jonty, you'd better watch out. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
You're going to hear me on the tracks. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
HE MIMICS TRAIN HORN | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
You'll see me coming. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
He'll definitely HEAR you coming. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
The buying has come to an end, but never fear, | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
our trinket-loving Templars have procured all their trophies | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
and it's time to tot up the totals. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
They both started the day with £750 of their own money to spend. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
Jonty is hoping to be triumphant | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
with his five purchases, costing £590. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
But Danny is holding his head high with his five items that cost £557. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:06 | |
But all that matters now is profit. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
-Yo. -Well, Danny, look at this. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
I'm thinking I've won this round hands down. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
I have to say, I think you've got some very interesting items here. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
Tell me more about this, please. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
-I'm intrigued. -Well, it's just a haberdashery unit. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Fantastic condition. Revolves as well. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Oh, does it? Did they see you coming? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
-Were they reeling you in? -No gags here today, please. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
This is a serious business we're in here. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
You've got a vintage sign which, excuse me, is not vintage. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
I mean, it's brand spanking new, yeah, you're right. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
It's not vintage and it says "vintage", but... | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
it's still quite nice. Nice, isn't it, that little cocktail set? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
The two glasses are weighted down at the bottom, | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
-so they were designed for a ship. -What do you mean, weighted down? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
-You feel that? -Cor, if that were full of drink, | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
-you'd never pick it up. -JONTY LAUGHS | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Well, that's... That's the reason why it's small. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
-That mirror is nice as well, isn't it? -Very nice. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
You've got the haberdasher's theme, I've got my nautical theme. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
But also, have a look at this lovely oar! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
What are these, the champions or something that was in the Boat Race? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
No, this was a Oxford college crew that was actually in a bumps race | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
in 1933, so this is all absolutely original, which is so nice. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
-You spend a lot of money or...? -I was OK. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
I didn't spend it all, I've just been a little bit careful | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
and cautious, but I'm really happy with what I've bought. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
-What about you? -Jonty, you've got to expect me | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
to spend a fair bit of dosh with all this good gear | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
-I've got in front of me here. -Is that what you call it? -Yeah, well... | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Listen, let's go away and talk about it. Come on. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
So, now our Trojan twosome gallop home | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
to map out their selling strategies. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
This is where the going gets really tough, | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
as they have to hunt down buyers | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
and haggle their way to the most prestigious profits | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
for their chosen charities. Back at Hearnden HQ in Oxfordshire, | 0:20:47 | 0:20:52 | |
Jonty is surveying his arsenal. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
What's my favourite item? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
If I have to put my money where my mouth is - | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
and I do - it's the telescope. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Really good quality. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
The only downside to it is there is no maker's mark on there, | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
but it's all in perfect condition. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
AND the optics work. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Sometimes they just don't. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Now, what's my least favourite item? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Probably the poster. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
Not because it's not decorative - it's fabulous - | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
but because I'm an antiques snob. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
It's not original. And as a consequence, | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
I can only ever command so much money for it. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
But look at the quality of this oar. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Wow. Look at the shape of that spoon. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
It so elongated, it's totally different to what they use today, | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
hence the reason why somebody, somewhere, is bound to love it. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:41 | |
So, who's going to win with this? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
I'm afraid it's me. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Don't count your chickens, Hitman, | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
you've also got to find buyers for the Art Deco cocktail set | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
and your porthole mirror. Over in Wellingborough, | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Del Boy is prepping his profit missiles. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Tell you what, it was red-hot there. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
And it turned out I've got myself some red-hot pieces. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
Me favourite has to be the piece of haberdashery that houses | 0:22:03 | 0:22:08 | |
all the cotton reels - absolutely fantastic, this. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
I thought to myself, "I'm going to get rid of this quite sharpish." | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
Didn't quite work out that way, though, | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
because the people that I've rang, | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
the interest that I've tried to muster up, it's not happening. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
But I'm going to still work me magic to try and get a good profit | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
on this lovely piece. Me little industrial stool, | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
that's very, very nice. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
I like it with the little foot pegs on it. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
The top, though...it's shabby. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
So what I'm going to do, I'm going to find a nice bit of wood, | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
I'm going to restore it. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
This one is obviously a dressmaker's dummy, | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
because it is adjustable, so you can do different sizes with it. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
I've got that at right money | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
and I know people love them as props now in their shops. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
So, you know, I've got a few tricky little pieces here, | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
but make no mistake, Jonty, they won't keep me down, mate, | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
I'll be coming out fighting. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Danny also needs to find buyers for his vintage sign and railway sign. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:08 | |
It's all about the cold hard cash now, and our brave profiteers | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
get straight on the road. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Remember, until they shake on it and the money changes hands, | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
no deal is ever sealed. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
Jonty is staying close to home in Oxfordshire. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
He's in the market town of Wallingford | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
and has an appointment with his local garage. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
No, he's not having car trouble. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Instead, he's hoping to rev up a profit | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
on the racing car print he bought for £45. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
Time to unveil it to manager Mark. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
Now, you ready to see this poster? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
-I'd love to see it. -Yes, right. Here we go. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
-It just gets bigger and bigger. -Wow. -How about that? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
-That's nice. -Rather smart, eh? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
-Looks very good. -So I knew you were a classic car enthusiast, | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
I know that you are obviously tinkering with contemporary cars... | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-Yes. -But this is a 1930s poster. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
-This is a reproduction. -OK. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
If this had been original, this is worth an awful lot of money. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
So we've got the artist - Robert Falcucci. He's French... | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
-OK. -And he was into advertising | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
as well as making great car posters like this. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
-It looks fab. -It really is lovely. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Great colours. I was really taken by it. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:15 | |
-Yeah. -And I thought, "Do you know? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
"I know a man who might be interested in this." | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
-Oh, OK. -So, price... | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
-120 quid to you. -£120? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
-Yeah. -OK, I could... | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
-Say 100? -I'll do £100. -Thank you. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Thank you very much indeed. Very good. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
RACING CAR ENGINE WHINES | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Yes, the Hitman doesn't mess around | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
and screeches out the door | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
with a tidy £55 profit. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
HE MIMICS CAR ENGINE | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
Doubled my money. More than doubled my money. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
That's absolutely brilliant. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
I just felt like I was careering round those Monaco streets myself - | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
it was like Fast & Furious. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
And while Jonty channels his inner Nigel Mansell, | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Danny is in the Home Counties on the trail of his first deal. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
He's got an appointment at a vintage ladies boutique. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
I brought along the dressmaker's dummy. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Let's just hope... | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
I don't get stitched up. Wish me luck. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
The mannequin cost him £45. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Time to work some Del Boy magic on owner Sarah. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
You've always been in the fashion game, haven't you? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
-Yeah. -Buying, selling... | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Well, I've done the markets before, so that was 29 years of markets. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
29? Cor... Be careful. You don't look that old. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
He starts with charm and then | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
moves in with a hard sell. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
I'm not seeing a mannequin in the shop today. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
No. No, our normal mannequin is at home today. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
It sounds like, to me, you need two mannequins. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
-You need one at home... -I think I've walked right into that. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
I think you might have done! One at home and one in the shop. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
-I mean, this is a Chil-Daw, 1950s... -It's lovely. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
..dressmaker's dummy. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
Does it stand any taller? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
I don't think it does. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
-Not a lot, Sarah. -Not a lot. OK. -That... | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Well, I could probably do a bit of work with that | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
and get it on a stand, because it would need to be | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
a bit taller, you know, for the window. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
Yes. What's that mean? You want it a bit cheaper or what? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
-Oh, I don't know how much it is yet. -I'd like £200. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
Well, I like it, but not at that money. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
What about 130? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Cor, no, Sarah. That is a low blow. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
I can't take 130. Cor! How about 140? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
How about in the middle - £135? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
I'm not going to argue with this woman. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-She's red-hot. -Done. -I have been done! | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Sarah drove a hard bargain, | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
but Danny still nets himself | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
a healthy £90 profit | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
and an audition for | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
a career in fashion. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
-What are you saying? -Why don't you have a go? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
-At what? -Dressing her. -I'll try me best. -Yes. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
-That looks quite nice. -Yeah, that's nice. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
I tell you what, she's not a size eight, is she? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
-Where's your jacket rails? -Sort of over here, Danny. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
-I don't think I'll be giving you a job any time soon. -Tell you what... | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
Lovely. Oh, you haven't done bad, I'll give you that. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Hmm, don't give up the day job just yet, Del Boy. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
Phew! That was hard work. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Sarah most definitely put me right through me paces. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
I think it's fair to say, dressing mannequins, that is not my forte. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:13 | |
But making money, that most definitely is. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
Indeed, because Del Boy is on top form, | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
pairing his £80 "vintage" sign with vintage store owner Julia... | 0:27:20 | 0:27:25 | |
I'll go 165. Me hand is out, ready. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
-160. -162. -161. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Cor! I'll have a deal at that. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
..doubling his money and topping up | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
his coffers by £81. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Jonty, I'm right on form. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
Keeping his eye firmly on his own profit quest, | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
our Oxfordshire gent is setting sail for deal number two. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
I'm here on the banks of the River Thames to meet my mate Charlie, | 0:27:50 | 0:27:54 | |
who owns one of these slipper launches, just like this. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
I'm going to show him my telescope. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
But the problem is, I'm not sure where he is. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
Ah. Perhaps I could use this. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Aye-aye, Captain Hearnden. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
There he is. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
Now, can our sea dog spy a profit on his £140 investment? | 0:28:11 | 0:28:15 | |
What a lovely boat. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:17 | |
-My word. -Thank you. -You've been telling me about this lovely boat | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
-of yours. -Yeah, it is. It's absolutely super. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
-How old is it? -It was built in 1937. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:26 | |
-Beautiful. -Yeah. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:27 | |
Deploying trademark flattery and a matching shirt, | 0:28:27 | 0:28:31 | |
Jonty unveils the treasure. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
-Ta-da! -Oh, wow. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
Now, my first impression is this teak | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
-is the same colour as your boat. -It is, actually. -Look at that. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
Yeah. But this is a lot older. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
This is about 1860. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
Right. To be honest, it's all about the optics. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
Absolutely. Oh, yes. And that's the reason I bought it. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
-Yeah. -Because the optics are very good. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
Have a look. See what you see. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
Can you see the Armada coming down the Thames? | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
-LAUGHING: -Yeah. "I see no ships." | 0:28:55 | 0:28:56 | |
Actually, those optics are absolutely fantastic. | 0:28:56 | 0:29:01 | |
So, why a telescope and a boat? | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
Well, it sounds funny, | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
but as you are going along the river and you are going into the lock, | 0:29:06 | 0:29:08 | |
you want to see if the lock doors are open, and it's lovely to have | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
-something as beautiful as this... -Well, with a beautiful boat, you need something... | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
You don't really want something brand-new, do you? | 0:29:14 | 0:29:17 | |
-Yeah. -You want an antique. -Yeah. -It looks... | 0:29:17 | 0:29:19 | |
No, that is absolutely super. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:20 | |
It's £400. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
That's, um... | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
expensive. How's 350? | 0:29:25 | 0:29:27 | |
What about £380? | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
I think 350 is good, isn't it? | 0:29:29 | 0:29:30 | |
Well, let's split it in half - 375. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:33 | |
-Yep. -I'm happy. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:34 | |
-375. -Brilliant. -Thanks very much, Jonty. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:36 | |
Thank you, matey. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:37 | |
Hitman Hearnden does it again, | 0:29:37 | 0:29:39 | |
earning a massive £235 profit | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
and a trip on the water to boot. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
I'd better see where we're going. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:46 | |
-Oh, broken it now. -What a pro! | 0:29:48 | 0:29:51 | |
MUSIC: Beyond The Sea by Bobby Darin | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
While Jonty is busy boating, let's tot up the totals so far. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:01 | |
Both our profit pioneers have had a strong start. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:06 | |
Jonty sold two of his five treasures | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
and his profit stands at £290. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
Danny has also sold two of his five items, | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
but he is trailing with £171. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
The Hitman may be out in front, but he shows no signs of stopping. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
He's brought his 1930s oar to Henley-on-Thames. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:27 | |
At £180, it was his priciest purchase. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
So, will antiques dealer Gary be on board? | 0:30:30 | 0:30:33 | |
Have a look at that. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:34 | |
-Now, I know there are oars like this around and about... -Sure. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:38 | |
..but I just thought this was a cut above the rest | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
because we've got the armorial crest there | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
and we've got all the names and all the details here. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
So, I just thought it was nice and I thought you might be the perfect man | 0:30:45 | 0:30:49 | |
-to show it to. -Well, I'm glad you brought over to show me, actually. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
As you know, we're in rowing country. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
Only downside for me is, there are quite a few of these around. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
-Yeah. -Although I have collectors locally... | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
-OK. -It would look great in someone's... | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
-a gentleman's library. -Yes. -Just that sort of thing. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
-What do you think? -I like it. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
I'm looking for 225 quid for it. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
I'd be more comfortable paying about half that, if I'm honest. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
OK. Yeah, you're making me nervous. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
-OK. -I would go 130 at a push. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:21 | |
Could you do 150? | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
I'm making a loss. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
I think I can get a short profit out of it at 140. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
OK. It's yours. Reluctantly, it's yours. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
All right, OK, Cheers. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
Yes, you heard it right, folks. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
Jonty "The Hitman" Hearnden | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
just took a £40 hit to his profits, | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
and he's feeling blue. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:41 | |
MUSIC: Funeral March by Chopin | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
So disappointed, SO disappointed, because that is such a lovely thing. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
I thought I paid a really good price for it, I thought it was a bargain. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:49 | |
180 quid? I thought it was worth an awful lot more than that. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:53 | |
But do you know what? You can't win them all the time. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:56 | |
And next time I see Danny, maybe I'll gloss over that one. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:58 | |
Yes, that's the spirit, old chap. Pretend it never happened. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
Unaware of his opponent's misfortune, | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
Danny is back on home territory near Wellingborough, | 0:32:06 | 0:32:09 | |
with a third potential profit in sight. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
I'm here in Irchester, I'm here to see Keith. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
He's the chairman of the railway museum. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
I've brought along the sign. "Beware of trains." | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
I think it needs it here. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
TRAIN HORNS BLAST | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
The sign was his second-priciest purchase at £87, | 0:32:25 | 0:32:29 | |
so what will Keith make of it? | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
Choo-choo! | 0:32:32 | 0:32:33 | |
DANNY LAUGHS LOUDLY | 0:32:33 | 0:32:35 | |
-Welcome, Danny. -I've bought something along today. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
Look at that beauty. "Beware of trains." | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
-A heavy lump. -It is. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
What sort of period would you put it at? | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
I was looking at about 1920. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
I've got a feeling they came in a bit earlier than that. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:49 | |
-Little bit earlier? -Yes. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:50 | |
But these were found, definitely in this area, on the Midland Railway. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:54 | |
Like I've brought it home. It's local. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
Yeah, yeah, that would be definitely in keeping. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:58 | |
Well, I suppose all we've got to worry about | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
-is whether we can come to a deal. -Yeah. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
What would you be looking at, then? | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
I'd like to get as close to £200 as possible. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
No. I don't think so. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
What do you mean, you don't think so?! | 0:33:10 | 0:33:11 | |
I don't think so. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
I think you're looking at somewhere in the region of 130. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
Something like that. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:18 | |
You haven't got a spare chair? I think I need to sit down. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
-180? -40? | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
170. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
-Call it 160. -Call it 165 and we've got a deal. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
-Go on, then. Don't drop it. -Don't drop it! | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
Don't drop it, because they break easily. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
Yet again, our heroic haggler | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
nearly doubles his money, | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
and that's £78 profit | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
in his pocket. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:43 | |
Full steam ahead, Del Boy. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:46 | |
Yee-hah! | 0:33:46 | 0:33:47 | |
HE BLOWS HORN REPEATEDLY | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
Wow! That was really fun. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
I've sold me sign and I'm right on track. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
Jonty... | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
this is going to send you loco. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
Never underestimate the Hitman, Danny. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
He may have lost money on the oar, | 0:34:06 | 0:34:07 | |
but he's hoping his next item will make everything shipshape again. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
So, I have my porthole mirror with me, which I bought at the market, | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
and I'm going to show it to Helen. Helen lives very nearby to me, | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
so my shipping costs have been very minimal so far. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
Hmm, the Hitman is thinking outside the box. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:27 | |
He knows Helen has three sons | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
and he's hoping she'll fancy the mirror | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
for one of their bedrooms. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:32 | |
Nice to see you. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
Remember, it owes him £125. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:38 | |
-There we go. I'll put it on there. Look at that. -Wow. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
It's quite heavy. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
It IS heavy. And it's much bigger than I thought it was going to be. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:45 | |
Well, it's a proper porthole, isn't it? | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
-Gosh. -If you look... look at all the detail, | 0:34:47 | 0:34:49 | |
you've actually got sort of serial numbers round the side here, | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
which I think adds to the character of the piece as well. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:56 | |
And so this would be a window that would have opened on a ship? | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
What has happened is that they've taken this off a ship... | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
-Yes. -..when it had been decommissioned. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
-OK. -And they've sandblasted it or polished it, | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
and then they've put this mirror on the inside. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
So if you look at the back, | 0:35:11 | 0:35:12 | |
you will see how that all works and they put a sort of | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
timber frame round the back. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
-Gosh, yes. -So I thought... I know you've got young men in the house. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
-I have. -I sort of thought it would work quite well in a boy's bedroom. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:24 | |
-I think it's a nice piece, actually. -You like it? -Yes, I do like it. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
-OK. -A lot. -So, price-wise, I'm looking at 250 quid for the mirror. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
SHE INHALES SHARPLY | 0:35:31 | 0:35:32 | |
Don't do that to me. It's a bargain at £250. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:36 | |
I don't think I'm prepared to give you 250, Jonty. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
I was thinking more 150. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
150? | 0:35:40 | 0:35:41 | |
My goodness. 220. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
It's still a lot of money for a mirror for a boy's bedroom. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
-She is playing hardball. -HELEN LAUGHS | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
-OK, come on. -175. -200 quid. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:51 | |
190. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:54 | |
-Final offer. -Final... | 0:35:54 | 0:35:56 | |
-My final offer - 195. -OK. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:58 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
So, Jonty's profits are | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
back on track, with £70 in the pot. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
She was a tough negotiator after all that, but £195, | 0:36:07 | 0:36:11 | |
it just proves there is a sale in every port! | 0:36:11 | 0:36:14 | |
And Hitman proves he's shaken but not stirred | 0:36:16 | 0:36:18 | |
when he sells his cocktail set to bar owner Sam in Wallingford... | 0:36:18 | 0:36:24 | |
-110? -110... | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
Fiver more and it's yours. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:27 | |
-All right. -Sold? -OK, mate. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:29 | |
-Yeah. -Thank you very much. -Good stuff. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
..making himself a final pint-size profit of £15. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
Danny has still got his biggest and costliest item to sell, | 0:36:36 | 0:36:39 | |
so he's headed to Southport to meet | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
handmade children's clothes shop owner Darren. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
The haberdashery unit, it's been delivered, | 0:36:44 | 0:36:48 | |
I know he's had a good look at it, | 0:36:48 | 0:36:49 | |
I'm just hoping he loves it as much as I do. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:53 | |
Having splashed out a whopping £330 | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
on the early-20th-century unit at the fair, | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
it's been giving Danny sleepless nights, | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
so he's banking on finding a home for it here. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
-Get your hands off that - you've not bought it yet. -DARREN LAUGHS | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
Get your hands off it. How are you? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:09 | |
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, Darren? -Yes. -And...? | 0:37:09 | 0:37:12 | |
-Betsy. -Betsy. Hello, Betsy. That's the wrong hand. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
That's better. How are you? | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
-Good. -Good. Is this going to fit in? | 0:37:18 | 0:37:20 | |
-You seem a bit more quirky... -We are. -..a bit more colourful. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
This is quite traditional to what we do. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:24 | |
Is it a great statement piece that could be in the shop? | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
It is a lovely statement piece. Whether it's too traditional | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
is probably the only concern I've got with it. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
But it is a lovely piece. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:32 | |
It all depends on the price, I suppose. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
-800. -Oh, he's gone in high. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
Budget doesn't stretch that far, I'm afraid. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
-Dig deeper! -It's not something we'd use as... | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
for retail, because we don't sell the threads, | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
so it's more for personal use of the business, of sewing. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:49 | |
Let's start with 200. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:51 | |
-Now you ARE offending me. -Am I? I'm sorry. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
How does 700 grab you? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
-Still a bit pricey. -Give us 680 and I think you're doing well. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
I think I'm going to have to say no, I'm afraid. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
Oh, this is looking bad. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
If the cabinet doesn't sell, all Danny's profits will unravel. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
Will 600 buy it? | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
-600 buy it? What do you think? -Mm... | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
Unfortunately, unless it's below five, I think it's going to be... | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
it's going to be a toughie for us. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
-495. -450. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:23 | |
490. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:24 | |
-Can't. -Tell you what, I'll knock a bit more off. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
-480. -Ooh, you're... | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
Me hand's there ready. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
You said 450. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:32 | |
-I did. -475 - we'll go in the middle. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
He's thinking about it. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
-Thank you. -Deal? -Yes, go on, then. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
Oh, nice one. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
Phew! Del Boy worked his socks off | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
for that one and makes £145 profit. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:49 | |
Would you like some tea, Danny? | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
Oh, yes, please. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:52 | |
And now Betsy sweetens the deal. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
Cheers. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:56 | |
Ah! Now, all he has left is his mid-century industrial stool, | 0:38:58 | 0:39:02 | |
and, as planned, DIY Danny is about to replace the seat. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:06 | |
Found this bit of wood inside the shed. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:08 | |
I've just put a bit of wax all over it and it's ready to be replaced, | 0:39:08 | 0:39:12 | |
so what I'm going to do is get these old screws out... | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
I always do it myself - keep the cost down, you know. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
Lower the costs, more profit. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
Get the new piece and screw it in home. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
And there it is. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:29 | |
And voila. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
Lovely. Now all he's got to do is shift it. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
The stool owes Danny £15, | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
so will Skipton-based antiques dealer Amanda | 0:39:37 | 0:39:40 | |
think Danny's upcycling has added value to it? | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
-Can I have a sit on it? -Absolutely. -It's not going to collapse? | 0:39:43 | 0:39:46 | |
Not at all. It has had a new top on it. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
Oh, your feet... Them lugs are at the perfect... | 0:39:49 | 0:39:53 | |
They are at the perfect height for your feet. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
You're absolutely right, they are. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
Thing is, I know that stools sell... | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
-Yeah. -..if they are nice stools. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
It's neat, it's small. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:03 | |
People live in smaller spaces and they want things that are | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
neat and small. So, yeah, I quite like the stool, | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
but the price will have to be right. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:11 | |
Well, I think I can go in at... | 0:40:11 | 0:40:15 | |
£75, and I still think there's plenty of meat left on the bone. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
Hmm. I'd probably be offering you about £40 for that, Danny. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
Oh, Amanda. I tell you what, can I squeeze you to £50? | 0:40:21 | 0:40:26 | |
You might squeeze me to 45. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
-I'll grab your hand at that. -Yeah? | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
-Yes, I will. -OK. Well, you've got a deal at that. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
Yes, he's sitting pretty, | 0:40:32 | 0:40:34 | |
£30 up and he's across the finish line. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
Yes! All sold up and I made a tidy profit. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:41 | |
I just hope I've made more than Jonty. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
Well, all will be revealed soon, Del Boy. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
Both our experts took £750 of their own money to Ardingly. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:53 | |
Jonty bought five items at a cost of £590. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:58 | |
Danny also did five deals but spent slightly less at £557. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:04 | |
But now, it all comes down to the profit. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
All the money our boys have made | 0:41:08 | 0:41:09 | |
will go to charities of their choice, | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
so now for the moment of truth. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
Let's find out who is today's | 0:41:13 | 0:41:14 | |
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is champion. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
-Danny, good to see you. -Always a pleasure to see you, Jonty. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:21 | |
-How are you doing? -Very good, thank you. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
You could have made more of an effort, | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
-you realise that? -Well, I've just put a little hat on. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:27 | |
I thought I might need a bit of good luck. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
So, remember the market? | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
Hot, scorching day, I seem to remember. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
-Do you remember? -I do indeed, yes. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:34 | |
I tell you what, on that note, I think I've made a hot profit. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
Don't tell me. I don't want to know. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:38 | |
-Do you remember me haberdashery unit? -I do. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
Yeah, well, I did quite well with that. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
I sold it to a person who designs and makes children's clothing, | 0:41:42 | 0:41:46 | |
so right in the haberdashery business. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
-Made a nice profit on it as well. -Did you now? Anything else? | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
Yeah, but me best fun, I think, | 0:41:51 | 0:41:52 | |
I went on this great, big, old locomotive with my railway sign. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:56 | |
-Choo-choo! -So you've been on your travels? | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
-I have indeed. -Well, I did a bit of travelling as well. I sold... | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
-Do you remember my telescope? -I do, yes. Nice thing, that. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
Well, I sold that to a mate of mine who's got a boat, | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
so I was on the River Thames. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:08 | |
And I happened to make a good profit on that. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
-Made a fair whack on it, did you? -I did, I did. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
But I also made a bit of a loss. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
My rowing blade. I couldn't get that away. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:16 | |
I couldn't find the right buyer, so, Danny, I made a loss. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
Well, let's hope it reflects in the, eh... | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
-Yeah. -..in the results here. -Shall we see? -Why not? | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
-OK. Are you ready? -I'm ready. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:26 | |
One, two, three. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
-Oh, yes! I've just pipped you. -Oh, well done, sir. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
That will do me. But it's close. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
-Oh, everything to play for. -Everything to play for. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
Yes, Del Boy's haggling skills have bagged him today's crown, | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
and he's triumphant. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:43 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
That was a fantastic win, and I'm proud as punch, | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
but let's make no qualms about this - | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
the antique fair, that's my playing ground. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:54 | |
Well, that was a hard-fought race. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
I thought I started off incredibly well, | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
but then I was let down right at the end by my rowing blade. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
Yep, I made a loss. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
But "The Hitman" Hearnden will get a final shot at glory tomorrow | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
when our boys take on the almighty Put Your Money Showdown Challenge. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:12 |