Episode 1 Great Movie Mistakes


Episode 1

Robert Webb is here to expose more silver screen slip-ups from recent hit movies, from Hollywood blockbusters to box office hits, award-winning masterpieces to the biggest flops.


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The name's Webb, Robert Webb and I've got a license to kill...

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the next two hours of your life,

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with all the mistakes from the latest movie releases.

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It's the return of the show that leaves the movie industry

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shaken and stirred by pointing out

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when it's made a right Thunder... up.

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Our team of movie nerds have been on Her Majesty's secret service

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to spot this year's brand new batch of movie clunkers.

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They're for your eyes only and, believe me, Dr No...one will...

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Sorry, I'm not going to do this for the whole show.

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When I said I want a James Bond style opening, I thought you'd

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give me fast cars, exotic locations and beautiful women,

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not a dodgy tux and bad puns.

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What, The Man With The Golden Pun? Yeah, very strong.

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Yeah, great. That's it, forget it. That's the last straw.

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Get Keith Lemon!

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That's better. There'll be no more of that nonsense.

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Instead, we're going to review clip after clip

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of the greatest movie mistakes from this year's films

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and my word is my bond.

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Hang on!

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Don't sequels just do your head in?

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It seems that, nowadays, people can't just let a good thing happen

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without exploiting it over and over again.

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Repeating the same tired formula until there's nothing original left.

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At least that's what we think here at Movie Mistakes...Three.

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Statistically, sequels gross more at the box office

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than the first film in a series, so do prequels.

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So I've come up with a plan, make the second film first,

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then do the first film second, but because you've made the second film

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first, the second film, which is in fact the first film,

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will technically be a prequel. Ker-ching!

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The best thing about sequels is that they get to have subtitles.

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Terminator 2, Judgement Day, Babe 2 - Pig In The City,

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Garfield 2 - who allowed this to get made.

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The foreboding and climactic Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows.

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Here, the charmingly named Mundungus knocks over a stack of newspapers.

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Listen, I panicked...

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Daily Prophets everywhere.

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But, perhaps a special cleaning spell is used as, later on,

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we see the papers are neatly stacked again.

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Abracadabra? Abraca-bad-ra.

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Harry Potter critics say it became a little repetitive towards the end.

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-I think that's a bit unfair.

-They're after you, mate.

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Oh, hang on, that waitress covers the same piece of ground twice.

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What about all the people the wedding?

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There she goes...

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and there she goes again.

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Maybe they had a point after all.

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Helena Bonham Carter straddling Emma Watson is a sight to get any

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Harry Potter fan-boy hot and bothered, but not like that.

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I'm talking about this massive movie clunker.

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SHE SCREAMS

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She goes to carve into her right arm,

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then, suddenly, she's attacking her left.

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It's awful. There's not even any mud for them to fight in.

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Ah, pirates - making alcoholism fun!

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It's the boisterous Pirates Of The Caribbean 4.

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And, as Geoffrey Rush tilts his hollow leg high to get a drink,

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Jack Sparrow wants a taste.

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I want one of those.

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Sadly, his hands are tied and could never tilt the leg high enough.

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Here's to revenge - sweet and clear.

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Revenge.

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How'd he do that?

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Come, Hector.

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It's the flaccid Little Fockers

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and here's Jessica Alba dropping off Ben Stiller in a lovely

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car with black seats.

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-Are you sure you're going to be OK?

-Yeah.

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Well, it's not him you should worry about, it's your car

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because over night...the seats have turned white.

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You OK?

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Following the example of Dustin Hoffman's hair.

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Oh, it's the atmospheric Paranormal Activity 2.

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BANG

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And there's some spooky goings on in this household.

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Oh, keep an eye on the pots and pans hanging from the rack.

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That's enough.

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Oooh, they keep changing colour and shape.

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A poltergeist or cock-up?

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You decide.

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You know, it takes so much time and money

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to CGI those robots in Transformers,

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I'd just not bother putting them in every shot.

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I mean, who's going to notice?

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Unfortunately, we are!

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Keep an eye on this character, Brains, who transforms into

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thin air!

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Shame this film can't transform into a good one.

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That's what you love about me.

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You've got some BLEEP.

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It's annoying when there's loads of action going on.

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There's never time to shave, is there, Shia Labeouf?

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Especially when you're getting attacked by a flying robot.

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No!

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But, wait a second, he hasn't, has he?

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From Shia Labeouf to sheered Labeouf.

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You think you're a hero...

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It's near the end of transformers and time is tight.

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Who's the messenger?

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But look at this clock, it's got a mind of it's own.

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Starting at 2:20.

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It jumps back to 12:15...

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..and then back further to 11 o'clock.

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It's like Back To The Future, but with robots

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and without Michael J Fox.

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Actually, forget it, it's nothing like Back To The Future.

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Last clip from Transformers and lucky old sheered Labeouf is getting

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a snog from his latest supermodel girlfriend.

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But take a look at her mucky paws.

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I'm going to hold you to that.

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They keep changing from clean and over his shoulders,

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to dirty and on his face.

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The most popular genre of the moment seems to be the superheroes.

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Spiderman, Superman, Natalie Port-man, X-men, that's another one.

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I've always found their name confusing.

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X-men, they're ex-men. So they're women.

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If that's the case, I suppose that explains

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why I fancy Wolverine so very much.

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Everyone is quick to talk about superheroes, but no-one

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in interested in the real life heroes.

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For me, my hero in life has always been my old English teacher.

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He was caring and passionate, a real inspiration to all he taught

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and by night, he donned a mask and cape

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and went out and fought criminals.

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I'll never forget you, Mr Batman.

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Now it's time for breakneck action hit X-Men First Class.

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But that isn't a history class,

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as while they may be flashing back to 1944...

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that photo of Einstein was taken in 1947.

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Class dismissed.

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Here's James McAvoy as superhero, Professor Xavier.

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But every superhero has his weakness and for Xavier, it's windows.

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See that?

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I read the teleporter's mind.

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Ouch! He bangs his head against the glass.

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Curse you, window, I'll get you next time!

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I read the teleporter's mind.

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Now, James is rightly thinking twice

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about shooting his mate in the head.

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But look at the distance the gun is from his head,

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it changes with every shot.

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That's every shot of the camera, not of the gun, thankfully.

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No, I can't.

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Now have the animators made an error here? Look at Emma Frost -

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she's the one that's a woman.

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When she changes from diamonds back to human

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her hair style changes.

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Here it's loose.

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Now tied back.

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We don't harm our own kind.

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With her hair in that state, she must have been made from uncut diamonds.

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On to the let down that was Green Lantern

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and this guy is ecstatic because all day, he's been trying to keep

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his slippery headphones on his head and now he's finally made them...

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Oh. Oh well. Back to the drawing board.

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Take a look at Ryan Reynolds brown eyes.

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You know, you can't be a pilot if you're colour blind.

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Maybe they should have the same rule for casting directors because,

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according to this film, when he was younger, he had blue eyes.

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It's Ken Branagh's smart take on Thor.

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But where's the cock-up?

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As Dylan says, the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

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Look at that stiff breeze blowing their hair across their faces...

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that suddenly disappears... and it returns.

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Misquoting Dylan again, let's hope, at that height, they're not sitting on the eves of destruction.

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I try, I fail.

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I'm going to get everything back.

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In this scene, it's tipping it down with rain

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and everyone's getting soaking wet.

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Apart from the guy from The Hurt Locker,

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who keeps a dry face at all times.

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With that condition, he must get through a hell of a lot of Nivea.

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Thor, again, and an exciting moment where a coffee spills over.

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But there's no use crying over it because,

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in just a matter of seconds, it goes from being knocked over

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to upright again.

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Better latte than never.

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In my opinion, a good movie always leaves you asking questions.

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Who was Keyser Soze?

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How did Nice Guy Eddie get shot? And, dude, where is my car?

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but this selection of clunkers is so terrible, it will leave you

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asking only one question. What were they thinking?

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Very geeky comedy with the film Paul, now,

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and the invisible alien looks at Nick Frost's passport.

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But it should say British citizen and not British subject.

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Could be worse, it could be French subject.

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That was always my least favourite subject.

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He's from another world.

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Take a look at the green oven mitt on the wall.

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It's about to disappear.

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If it makes you feel any better, my existence...

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There it goes.

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That's the thing about sci-fi films, I mean, the rule book is thrown

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out of the window.

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# Amazing grace... #

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In fact, I bet they did it on purpose.

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I bet it represents something like, you know, us,

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like, are we really here or are we just...

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, never mind, it's back.

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Turns out it just represents a mistake they made.

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And now fireworks. Remember the code...

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That'll put us behind the tree...

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..light them at an arms length...

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Hey! Watch the fuse!

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..stand well back...

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That's not funny.

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..and take your head torch off twice.

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Arrh. Boom!

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But watch Pegg's head torch. He just lets it vanish.

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He's no responsible adult.

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Pretentious arty action in Hanna.

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Here, Cate Blanchett runs up a flight of stairs in comfy shoes,

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dropping her monkey head along the way.

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No time to worry about simian head gear, there's a child to chase.

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But, apparently, plenty of time to change shoes.

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Let's see that again.

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Before you can say, "Here come the girls," she's in boots!

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Here's Hanna herself and I know what you're thinking,

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Hanna was brought up as a trained assassin in isolation

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near the arctic circle, so how come she's got pierced ears?

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This movie has more holes than Hanna's lobes.

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Hanna's having a face-to-face chat with her friend Sophie,

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lying on her left hand side.

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And here's Sophie who, for some reason,

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appears to be also lying on her left side.

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So, how are they face-to-face?

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I like you.

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Look me in the eye and answer me!

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I'd like to have a friend.

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In the soppy Just Wright,

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Scott walks Leslie over to a covered object shaped very much like a car.

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She asks what it is and he reveals, to her great surprise...

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that it's a car.

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No, you didn't!

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But keep your eye on the antenna.

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It's visible even though the car's covered

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and doesn't move with the fabric.

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Just WRIGHT?! Just WRONG more, like!

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ROBERT WEBB CHUCKLES

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Here's the moribund Something Borrowed.

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Keep an eye on the girl on the far left fast asleep.

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Now she's wide awake and catching up on the latest gossip in Grazia.

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Can't have been a very interesting article because, look,

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sleeping on the job again. A bit like the continuity editor.

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On to the tongue-in-cheek Red now and here's lovely Helen Mirren

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looking glamorous,

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but then she could make a cheap plastic watch look glamorous.

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Which must be exactly what she's done

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as while the necklace sets off the metal detector,

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the watch doesn't.

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Still with Red and here,

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Bruce Willis gets a little help with his handcuffs.

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He's handed a key, but wait a second,

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the handcuffs aren't even locked.

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How much help do you need, Bruce?

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Do you want him to tie your shoelaces while he's at it?

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You can't beat watching a film in 3D.

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Not only do things jump out the screen at you,

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but when you get to any rude bits, you can do this. Ho-ho!

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3D films are making huge waves at the moment,

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but what will be the next step? 4D? 5D?

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Here at Movie Mistakes 3, we can reveal the latest

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technological advancement that's about to take Hollywood by storm -

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8D.

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I'm about to watch the latest Saw movie. OK!

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HE SCREAMS

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Turn it off! Turn it off!

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I think I'm going to stick to 2D.

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Dreary TRON: Legacy now and look at the dangerous driving.

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Surely he can't get away with this.

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He won't because the police have clocked him with a speed gun.

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But the police seem to have failed to spot the fact that everyone

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is driving the wrong way down that road.

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It's impossible to catch a cab in New York,

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so why not let a cab catch you?

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Watch out, here come the police.

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Here they are.

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You pay!

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And here they are again.

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Oh, he looks hard(!)

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As this poor lady's about to find out.

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You don't want to fight him.

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Look at the neon strip on her right leg.

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He's so tough, he can kick someone's trousers back to front.

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See, the strip is on the opposite side...

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and her side parting too.

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What a guy.

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A CGI Jeff Bridges speaks to his army of baddie motorcycle couriers.

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There's clearly no-one standing directly in front of him. Look.

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But the reflection in his visor suggests he's dead opposite him.

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He must have pushed his way to the front.

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What a crawler!

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Jackass 3D now and those hardcore lunatics

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take on one of my biggest fears - self-assembled furniture.

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Watch the corner of the room where the plant is,

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because in no time at all, they're going to put up...

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a bookcase!

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Jackass 3D is amazing.

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It really feels like they're bursting through your telly.

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See!

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Piranha 3D full of action, gore and mistakes.

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Here sheriff Elizabeth Shue falls in a big lake.

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Deputy fellow manages to get her out

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but moments later, she's bone dry. What a mistake.

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They should shoot the sheriff and the deputy for that one.

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Now, what's this idiot up to?

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You can't put a walkie-talkie in water.

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Oi, mate! They're not called swimmie-talkies, are they?

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It'll short-circuit.

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But in Piranha 3D anything can happen, even if it shouldn't.

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OK, I'm in.

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And the walkie-talkie works perfectly.

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'Do you copy?'

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The dim-witted Resident Evil: Afterlife

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and Milla Jovovich is taking down some baddies.

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As most ladies will tell you,

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although you may turn up at work in killer heels,

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keep a comfy pair of shoes in your bag, just in case you have to...

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you know, run up a wall.

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But like any good hero, she wants to be buried in her boots

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and her heels are back on.

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Now, this chap has a gun trained on Milla.

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Stop right there.

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And this other bloke looks nasty.

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There's no way out of this one.

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If only the gunman was as close enough to kick as those knives.

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Oh, now he is!

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Well, it was either that or grow telescopic legs.

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They say you should never meet your heroes,

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which I guess is why no-one ever comes up to me in the street

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and tells me how much they love my work.

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Thanks, guys. That means a lot(!)

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Everytime someone crosses the street to avoid meeting me,

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I think to myself, "There goes a true fan."

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The hard-boiled and vicious Mechanic goes a bit Weekend At Bernie's

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as Jason Statham covers up his killing by making the corpse

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swim a few more lengths.

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But look at his grip on the dead man's wrists.

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It should clearly be visible from above,

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but it's not.

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What would Bernie say?

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Well, nothing. He's dead.

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Angelina Jolie in the disjointed film Salt,

0:20:440:20:47

here climbs down a lift shaft.

0:20:470:20:50

Just a wait few minutes for the lift, you impatient madam.

0:20:510:20:54

Thankfully, she emerges from what must be

0:20:560:20:58

a filthy and greasy lift shaft

0:20:580:21:00

with a pristine white shirt and clean, spotless skin.

0:21:000:21:03

How does she do it?

0:21:030:21:05

It's the crackpot action movie Red

0:21:090:21:11

and Bruce Willis has kidnapped a lady and taped up her mouth.

0:21:110:21:15

But the more she gesticulates, the more we can see that

0:21:150:21:19

she has enough movement in her arms to take the tape off.

0:21:190:21:22

Maybe if she stopped complaining and thought a second she'd work it out.

0:21:220:21:26

I'm a little hungry too.

0:21:260:21:28

Moody revenge film Faster now and The Rock hears an eagle call.

0:21:300:21:35

# Who's that riding? #

0:21:360:21:38

Trouble is, the bird he's seeing is actually a seagull.

0:21:380:21:41

Maybe the seagull thinks it'll sound more impressive as an eagle.

0:21:430:21:48

A bit like calling yourself "The Rock,"

0:21:480:21:51

when your real name is Dwayne.

0:21:510:21:53

It's the best actor of his generation, 50 Cent,

0:21:570:22:00

in the very flat Blood Out

0:22:000:22:01

doing some incredible sunglasses acting.

0:22:010:22:04

Look good on you, man.

0:22:040:22:06

They do look good on him, don't they?

0:22:060:22:09

He should never take them off.

0:22:090:22:10

Oh, wait a minute, they've disappeared.

0:22:130:22:15

That's awful continuity if you want my 50 cents on the matter.

0:22:150:22:19

And now, major movie storyline faults

0:22:210:22:24

are reviewed and exposed in Great Pothole Mistakes.

0:22:240:22:28

In the spooky and surprising Sixth Sense,

0:22:280:22:31

Bruce Willis plays Dr Malcolm Crowe,

0:22:310:22:32

a child psychologist who gets shot by a former patient

0:22:320:22:35

and, ten months later, befriends a troubled young boy

0:22:350:22:38

who can see dead people.

0:22:380:22:41

One of whom, it turns out, is Dr Crowe, raising the question

0:22:410:22:44

how good a doctor is he that it took him ten months

0:22:440:22:46

to diagnose his own death?

0:22:460:22:48

Surely there were clues.

0:22:480:22:50

Like his wife crying into her dinner for one.

0:22:520:22:54

Or when she went to a funeral he wasn't invited to.

0:22:540:22:57

Or when she took up starfishing in bed.

0:22:570:23:00

And then there must have been his sudden lack of bar presence,

0:23:000:23:04

and having is phone cut off and not needing the toilet.

0:23:040:23:08

And being able to go to the flicks without paying.

0:23:100:23:13

And even if his unrequited sexual advances towards his wife

0:23:150:23:19

were nothing new, surely when she made the bed with him still in it

0:23:190:23:23

he must have wondered what the blazes was afoot.

0:23:230:23:26

"Sorry, I'm still here."

0:23:260:23:28

You stole the distinctive autumnal tones of my seminal movie.

0:23:280:23:33

Be gone!

0:23:330:23:34

Awards - what are they good for?

0:23:360:23:40

Plumping up the already inflated egos of pampered performers.

0:23:400:23:43

Rewarding someone for doing a job they've already been paid

0:23:430:23:46

far too much money to do in the first place.

0:23:460:23:48

As if all performers have a pathetic obsession with recognition.

0:23:480:23:51

Awards are a complete sham, a massive waste of time

0:23:510:23:54

and, as I stated very loudly at this year's Annual Clip Show Awards,

0:23:540:23:57

I'm not interested in stupid awards and, yes, we have been passed over

0:23:570:24:01

yet again and, yes, I may have been removed by security

0:24:010:24:04

for causing a scene, but there is no way that

0:24:040:24:07

Animal Foul Ups deserved to win again.

0:24:070:24:10

Speaking of awards, here are some Oscar-nominated clips.

0:24:100:24:13

Inception - where strange things happen almost without explanation.

0:24:170:24:21

That's not the way I deal with things.

0:24:210:24:24

Maybe that's how you justify the rain on the window behind Saito.

0:24:240:24:27

But there's no rain on DiCaprio.

0:24:270:24:30

And the continuity editor is thrown off the building

0:24:310:24:35

-for one too many errors.

-What will you do with him?

-Nothing.

0:24:350:24:38

You'd have thought working on Inception would be a dream job.

0:24:380:24:41

Now a maths lesson from revealing biopic The Social Network.

0:24:450:24:49

Facebook's run by some of the greatest business minds in the world.

0:24:490:24:52

So these numbers will be meticulously crunched.

0:24:520:24:55

Let's listen to how their business is divided up.

0:24:550:24:58

That represents a 34.4% ownership share.

0:24:580:25:02

So Eduardo owns 34.4%.

0:25:020:25:05

-You should know that Mark has already taken his percentage from 60 down to 51.

-Oh.

0:25:050:25:11

Zuckerberg owns 51%.

0:25:110:25:12

Who else is in?

0:25:120:25:14

Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%,

0:25:140:25:17

Sean Parker 6.47% and Peter Thiel 7%.

0:25:170:25:23

Total 105%!

0:25:230:25:25

Would you like to use my pen?

0:25:250:25:28

Would you like to use my calculator?

0:25:280:25:31

Ooh, the brutal and uncompromising Black Swan now

0:25:340:25:38

and check out Natalie Portman's scarf.

0:25:380:25:40

Did she kill a white swan to make it?

0:25:400:25:43

Anyway, she's about to step through a magical door.

0:25:430:25:46

Why is it a magical door?

0:25:460:25:47

Because as she steps through it, her scarf's no longer round her neck.

0:25:470:25:52

It's like a very low rent Mr Benn.

0:25:540:25:56

The Fighter is so full of clangers, it makes me want to hurt someone.

0:26:010:26:06

Not Marky Mark obviously, he's a bit tough.

0:26:060:26:09

And not Bale, the lunatic!

0:26:090:26:11

But Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots would help vent my frustrations.

0:26:130:26:16

It's good, Dick. I'm just trying to figure out what's best for me.

0:26:160:26:20

Where have they gone? I wasn't going to break them.

0:26:220:26:26

I'm sorry, I don't know who you are or why you're taking.

0:26:260:26:30

Oh, back now. Well, if you're going to be like that I don't want them.

0:26:300:26:34

We're together. Do we need to do this again? Hi, I'm Charlene.

0:26:340:26:36

In the emotional King's Speech,

0:26:380:26:41

the Monarch struggles with a speech impediment.

0:26:410:26:44

However, his missus Queen Bonham Carter has her own struggles.

0:26:440:26:50

Her veil keeps moving on its own accord.

0:26:500:26:52

First it's down...

0:26:520:26:55

Indentured servitude?

0:26:550:26:56

..then it's up...

0:26:560:26:59

Well, we need to have your hubby pop by.

0:26:590:27:02

-Tuesday would be good.

-..then it's down.

0:27:020:27:05

They should make a film of that - The Queen's Manic Depressive Veil.

0:27:050:27:09

Greetings, bold traveller. Far have you journeyed in the search

0:27:110:27:14

of mistakes from the realm of fantasy films and weary must ye be,

0:27:140:27:17

but finally ye shall be rewarded with what ye seek.

0:27:170:27:21

First I will need drop of monk's wood from the vial of crisal wood

0:27:210:27:25

to unlock the spell... Oh, stop this. Just play the clips.

0:27:250:27:27

Here are the fantasy film mistakes. Yeah. No, over there.

0:27:270:27:33

Over to Narnia and the exciting and epic Voyage Of The Dawn Treader.

0:27:360:27:39

Look behind our brave explorers That door is firmly closed. How can they get in?

0:27:390:27:46

Oh, it's already open and now we HEAR it opening.

0:27:470:27:51

DOOR GRUNDLES OPEN

0:27:510:27:52

Narnia's a confusing place. What next, a talking lion?

0:27:520:27:57

What's your least favourite season? Autumn? Winter?

0:28:000:28:05

Mine is The Season Of The Witch.

0:28:050:28:07

That felt longer than both autumn and winter put together.

0:28:070:28:10

Now, look at the boy's sword.

0:28:100:28:12

Did you spot it? Let's see that again.

0:28:140:28:17

Perhaps you can be of service.

0:28:170:28:20

The sword swaps hands. Witchcraft, or maybe glitch craft?

0:28:220:28:28

The actors in this half-hearted and messy take on Red Riding Hood

0:28:310:28:34

must be a bit chilly.

0:28:340:28:37

It's clearly the middle of winter,

0:28:370:28:39

but everyone's wearing short-sleeved garments.

0:28:390:28:42

Rumours that this film was shot on a Saturday night out in Newcastle have yet to be confirmed.

0:28:440:28:48

Clint Eastwood's flawed fantasy Hereafter now, and in this scene,

0:28:520:28:56

an expert is telling us about the great Charles Dickens.

0:28:560:29:00

Over here on this wall we have several illustrations for The Mystery of Edward Drood...

0:29:000:29:05

Oh dear. I hate to be a know-it-all,

0:29:050:29:08

but I think you'll find it was The Mystery of Edwin Drood, not Edward Drood.

0:29:080:29:12

To think I had such great expectations for this film.

0:29:120:29:16

This is the film Your Highness,

0:29:190:29:22

and this poor, helpless maiden is tied down so tightly she can barely move.

0:29:220:29:28

But at the end of the scene, she's able to sit up quite easily whilst still being tied down.

0:29:300:29:36

Your Highness, the film that hits an all-time lowness.

0:29:360:29:41

Action films now. None of your namby-pamby romance or any of that girly stuff.

0:29:430:29:49

Films for blokes, full of explosions and fights and guns.

0:29:490:29:52

Films for real men. Real men like me!

0:29:520:29:55

Are you talking to me?! Are you talking to me?!

0:29:550:29:58

Oh, you are talking to me.

0:29:580:30:00

What... We can't have the gun. Health and safety. Oh, OK.

0:30:000:30:04

GUN BLASTS

0:30:040:30:05

And talking of being sorry,

0:30:060:30:07

I got kicked out of my local cinema the other week

0:30:070:30:10

after I went up to the lady at the ticket kiosk and told her I was looking for a bit of action.

0:30:100:30:14

I only wanted a ticket to see the new Jason Statham film.

0:30:140:30:18

Well, that's what I told the police anyway.

0:30:180:30:20

Nice vest.

0:30:220:30:24

It's the ridiculous The Expendables,

0:30:240:30:27

where the most expendable thing is that vest.

0:30:270:30:30

Sly got on board wearing it...

0:30:320:30:34

Now it's off.

0:30:340:30:36

He hangs up his guns...

0:30:370:30:39

And it's on again.

0:30:420:30:43

And then it isn't.

0:30:440:30:46

I haven't seen this much vest removal since Take That at Wembley in 1995.

0:30:460:30:51

Cockney legend Statham starting some aggro with some sweaty crims.

0:30:550:31:00

Here he is pokin' along on his bike in his levver jacket and 'elmet.

0:31:000:31:04

That'll take a while to take off.

0:31:040:31:07

But in an instant his trouble and strife is strolling away wiv his gear.

0:31:080:31:13

Would you Adam and Eve it?

0:31:130:31:15

A horrible scene of torture from The Expendables,

0:31:200:31:23

but not as horrible as this goof.

0:31:230:31:25

SHE SCREAMS

0:31:270:31:29

MAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH

0:31:290:31:30

She gives a defiant kick to her captors...

0:31:300:31:33

THEY SPEAK IN SPANISH

0:31:360:31:38

However, when she falls, you can see that her legs are tied together.

0:31:380:31:42

Maybe the director was too tied up to notice this. Thanks again. Thanks.

0:31:420:31:46

Cameron Diaz, in the straightforward and predictable Knight And Day,

0:31:480:31:52

is being harassed by this villain in his neat beard.

0:31:520:31:57

Wow, that beard could make any self-respecting man jealous.

0:31:570:32:02

But not as much as his ability to grow a full beard later that day.

0:32:020:32:08

Blimey. I can't even do Movember.

0:32:080:32:11

Here's Angelina Jolie as Salt in the far-fetched Salt.

0:32:130:32:18

Now, too much salt is bad for you, so let's keep this short.

0:32:180:32:22

Here she's brought along an ashtray and a packet of fags.

0:32:220:32:26

What about your insides, Salt?

0:32:260:32:28

-I need to get to the phone.

-No, no, no.

0:32:280:32:30

Someone should really hide them. Oh, they have!

0:32:300:32:33

But you can't fool Salt. She finds them again.

0:32:330:32:37

Her IQ is as high as her blood pressure.

0:32:370:32:39

Looks like Salt's about to get on a bouncy castle.

0:32:410:32:45

She knows the rules. No shoes.

0:32:450:32:48

That's right. Put them neatly behind you.

0:32:480:32:52

But in the CCTV shot, they're scattered all over the place.

0:32:520:32:55

No party bag for you!

0:32:550:32:58

In this climactic scene, Salt... Spoiler alert!

0:33:010:33:06

..kills the Russian president.

0:33:060:33:08

And speaking of spoiling things, take a look at the dead pres.

0:33:080:33:12

We need a medical crew down in the crypt.

0:33:120:33:14

No need to look for a pulse. His eyes can tell you he's totally fine.

0:33:140:33:18

They say dead men don't talk, but apparently they do blink.

0:33:210:33:25

Now, this is the melodramatic Sanctum,

0:33:280:33:31

and you'll need to watch very carefully.

0:33:310:33:34

Something the director failed to do when they picked a stuntman.

0:33:350:33:39

Look, a watch in this shot and no watch during the stunt.

0:33:390:33:44

I wouldn't give this movie the time of day.

0:33:470:33:50

I always thought that box office number ones

0:33:530:33:56

were what the staff at the multiplex did when they had too many fizzy drinks.

0:33:560:34:00

It turns out I was just wrong about that.

0:34:000:34:03

Anyway, the mistakes you're about to see are all from movies which raked in the most money

0:34:030:34:08

and were Top of the Pops in the week of their release.

0:34:080:34:10

Rumours that Fast Five only got there through charging £250 a ticket are unsubstantiated.

0:34:100:34:17

It's the mawkish Due Date, and Robert Downey Jr's looking cool.

0:34:200:34:25

Peter... OK, listen.

0:34:250:34:28

He's even got those light-sensitive sunglasses.

0:34:280:34:31

Though this scene must have been filmed on a very changeable day,

0:34:310:34:34

as his glasses go from very dark to...

0:34:340:34:37

-I just didn't want to go...

-..completely gone.

0:34:380:34:40

Proof that the director also needed specs.

0:34:400:34:43

We say a deathly hallow to Harry Potter and chums

0:34:450:34:48

in this lively scene where they're transported from a fiery tent...

0:34:480:34:53

to the safety of...

0:34:530:34:54

oncoming traffic.

0:34:540:34:57

But look again.

0:34:570:34:58

Harry's is on Hermione's left and Ron on her right.

0:34:580:35:03

But when they reappear, it's the other way round.

0:35:040:35:08

In this gory scene from the disappointing Little Fockers,

0:35:100:35:13

Ben Stiller slices straight through his finger,

0:35:130:35:17

making Bobby De Niro Bloody De Niro.

0:35:170:35:20

THEY ALL SCREAM

0:35:200:35:22

But there's blood on the right side of his face when earlier it was all over his left.

0:35:230:35:28

That's not just blood on your face, Bobby. There's egg on it too.

0:35:290:35:33

The Expendables, and Sly Stallone's got a gun ready to use

0:35:370:35:40

in an exciting escape from some bad men.

0:35:400:35:44

BRAKES SCREECH

0:35:440:35:46

I worry that these days Sly's mind is not what it used to be.

0:35:480:35:53

Look, he's forgotten that he should be holding the gun,

0:35:530:35:57

not having it in his belt.

0:35:570:35:58

But once Statham shouts the magic words, the gun's back...

0:35:580:36:03

for Sly to throw away.

0:36:030:36:04

A clever scene from Transformers

0:36:070:36:09

with real footage of President Nixon on the TV.

0:36:090:36:12

And they've carefully recreated the set to match it.

0:36:120:36:16

However, was it too much of a push to get a lamp?

0:36:160:36:20

It's here but not here.

0:36:200:36:22

No, that would've been a giant leap too far.

0:36:220:36:26

Fast paced sci-fi thrills in Limitless,

0:36:280:36:31

and for a man with no limits,

0:36:310:36:33

Bradley Cooper really struggles with the little things.

0:36:330:36:36

Like sitting down on a chair properly.

0:36:360:36:39

Oh, come on, don't cry. Look, the chair's back up again!

0:36:410:36:45

You can have another go!

0:36:450:36:47

My mother always used to say,

0:36:510:36:53

"Never fly-kick a man with a massive hammer in the face."

0:36:530:36:56

Sadly, Mila's mum didn't, which is bad news,

0:36:560:36:59

because this man is going to hit Mila with the massive hammer.

0:36:590:37:04

However, it's not all bad, because at least he hit her into a nice, soft bouncy wall.

0:37:040:37:10

See? Every hammer has a silver lining.

0:37:120:37:14

Now this girl's in pursuit.

0:37:180:37:21

She slides underneath, shooting him as she goes.

0:37:210:37:24

But wait.

0:37:240:37:26

Look, that hammer's going to land on her!

0:37:260:37:28

Phew. Saved by a continuity error.

0:37:280:37:32

MC Hammer snuffs it and she's not even there.

0:37:320:37:35

Adrenalin-pumping Fast Five now, and when robbing a bank,

0:37:410:37:45

attention to detail really counts.

0:37:450:37:47

Here the safe's unlocked with a right-hand print.

0:37:470:37:51

Young Mia then goes to extreme measures,

0:37:560:37:59

grabbing his print on her bikini.

0:37:590:38:00

But it's the left hand.

0:38:030:38:05

That shouldn't work, then. Caught you red-handed AND red-faced!

0:38:050:38:09

-So did he just slap that

-BLEEP

-or did he grab and hold onto it?

0:38:090:38:14

The only thing that keeps me on the edge of my seat more than

0:38:160:38:19

watching a good thriller is a really, really small seat.

0:38:190:38:23

I love a good thriller - it's my favourite genre of film.

0:38:230:38:26

It's also a Michael Jackson album title.

0:38:260:38:29

I also like films that are bad, dangerous or simply off the wall!

0:38:290:38:33

HE LAUGHS

0:38:330:38:36

Now the fraught and claustrophobic Buried.

0:38:390:38:43

Here, Ryan Reynolds unties his hands and removes the gag around his neck.

0:38:430:38:48

But then out of nowhere...

0:38:480:38:50

..the gag's back around his neck!

0:38:540:38:56

For a film full of gags, it's just not funny.

0:38:560:39:00

Now Ryan grabs a pen and writes with his left hand.

0:39:040:39:07

But when the shot changes, it's suddenly his right.

0:39:080:39:11

So as well as being a big Hollywood star, he's also ambidextrous!

0:39:110:39:15

Talk about buried talent!

0:39:160:39:18

It's the gripping and gritty film The Town.

0:39:230:39:26

The thing about towns nowadays is that businesses can change

0:39:260:39:30

so quickly, can't they?

0:39:300:39:32

Look at the bar across the road from this flower shop.

0:39:320:39:36

-It's called Fitzgerald's, right?

-I'm in.

0:39:380:39:40

I have this.

0:39:400:39:42

Well, not any more, because we see the bar is now called The Junction.

0:39:420:39:46

Sounds like a naff gastropub to me.

0:39:460:39:49

Matthew McConaughey in the solidly crafted Lincoln Lawyer.

0:39:510:39:56

-Get the hell out of my house.

-Take that, M Dog!

0:39:560:39:58

I told you my son didn't kill...

0:39:580:40:00

Lucky it was his left arm so he can shoot right back at her.

0:40:000:40:02

Oh, hang on, that's his right arm in the sling.

0:40:100:40:14

Sue the doctors for malpractice, Matthew,

0:40:140:40:17

and then get a better lawyer than yourself to represent you.

0:40:170:40:20

I thought I told you to be careful.

0:40:200:40:22

Onto the intriguing Adjustment Bureau

0:40:260:40:30

and Matt Damon has a phone in his coffee.

0:40:300:40:32

Personally I prefer milk and sugar.

0:40:320:40:34

-'You won't believe who I just ran into?'

-Who?

-'The girl from...'

0:40:340:40:36

But what's this? Moments later, he's talking on a different phone.

0:40:360:40:41

The one you kissed?

0:40:410:40:42

-However, keep watching as during the same conversation...

-Whatever, dude.

0:40:420:40:45

-It won't work again.

-..he's back on the BlackBerry.

0:40:450:40:49

And you didn't write it?

0:40:490:40:50

Now Matt's looking at an article so good they've printed it twice.

0:40:540:40:59

See, it's the same chunk of text here and here.

0:40:590:41:04

How lazy to just repeat the same thing over again.

0:41:040:41:06

How lazy to just repeat the same thing over again.

0:41:060:41:09

It's torturous suspense flick The Resident.

0:41:110:41:15

And weirdo Max has snuck into Juliet's bedroom to get some

0:41:150:41:18

kind of creepy thrill from not quite touching her.

0:41:180:41:21

However, the really odd bit is Juliet lying on her side...

0:41:230:41:27

then instantly she's on her back.

0:41:270:41:30

You've been out-weirded, Max!

0:41:300:41:32

Go back home and count your toenail clippings collection.

0:41:320:41:35

ALARM BEEPS

0:41:370:41:38

Oh, no! It's 8:27am and Juliet's overslept.

0:41:380:41:42

Hurry up, Juliet, get your trousers on. It's awful when you oversleep.

0:41:440:41:49

You just can't get your brain into gear.

0:41:490:41:51

And Juliet's not got her brain into gear as she's making a call

0:41:530:41:56

when her phone is clearly still locked.

0:41:560:41:59

I seriously overslept.

0:42:000:42:02

Now, an abysmal film,

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The Roommate, where the roommates in question take a photo of themselves.

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That shot will look great on the shared house wall.

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Shame they get a different picture from the wrong angle then.

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And if they can't agree on that, it'll be murder

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when they do the cleaning rota.

0:42:220:42:24

It's the contrived mystery movie Unknown.

0:42:270:42:30

And here's an quick science lesson - what happens when you use something

0:42:300:42:35

that gives out an electric shock on something that's soaking wet?

0:42:350:42:38

A nasty electric shock for everyone concerned.

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However, concern is not something these ambulance men seem to have.

0:42:440:42:49

In Unknown, Diane Kruger gets knocked unconscious with chloroform.

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But when one of her eyes is opened to check she's out, the other one opens as well.

0:42:580:43:02

Blink and you'd miss it.

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Wink and you'd be better for the part than Diane.

0:43:040:43:07

And now another movie storyline's faults are reviewed

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and exposed in Great Plothole Mistakes.

0:43:130:43:16

In the exhausting action-packed thrill-fest

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that is Raiders of the Lost Ark,

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it's 1936 and celebrated archaeologist Dr Indiana Jones

0:43:220:43:25

is approached by army intelligence.

0:43:250:43:27

They tell him that Hitler's obsession with the occult has led him to seek the Ark of the Covenant,

0:43:270:43:32

a sacred relic containing the wrath of God.

0:43:320:43:35

In our version, Indy says, "Listen, guys, I just got back from Peru.

0:43:350:43:40

"I've been chased by a massive ball. I'm shattered.

0:43:400:43:43

"I've got lots of post to open, the garden's been neglected

0:43:430:43:46

"and this hat needs dry cleaning. I might give this one a miss."

0:43:460:43:49

"But the Ark of the Covenant, Dr Jones!" "Yeah, you know what?

0:43:490:43:51

"It won't make much difference whether I go or not."

0:43:510:43:56

So while Indy stays at home and gets his stuff sorted,

0:43:560:43:58

the Nazis get the Ark undisturbed,

0:43:580:44:02

transport it from Egypt all the way back to Berlin where

0:44:020:44:05

a triumphant Fuhrer pops the lid in front of his evil acolytes.

0:44:050:44:09

"Oh, goody!" And it melts his stupid face off, averting World War II.

0:44:090:44:14

Comedy now. People have a lot of theories about comedy.

0:44:180:44:22

They say tragedy plus time equals comedy.

0:44:220:44:25

But Bambi came out years ago and every time I watch it,

0:44:250:44:28

I bawl my eyes out. But then my mother was a deer.

0:44:280:44:31

They also say it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile.

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No wonder I felt so exhausted watching Cheaper By The Dozen 2.

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But most importantly, they say the secret of comedy is timing.

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Knowing the exact moment to say something hilarious.

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Actually, thinking about it, timing isn't quite as important as having something funny to say.

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Sorry.

0:44:560:44:58

Junior Suite...

0:45:000:45:02

It's quirky and unusual Cedar Rapids where Tim is staying 112.

0:45:020:45:08

It's strange then that when Dean arrives, he says...

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Double stock my minibar, please, 1019. Thank you.

0:45:100:45:15

Because, look, he's also staying in 112 with Tim and also Ronald.

0:45:150:45:19

Someone in 1019 is going to get a nice surprise.

0:45:190:45:22

Now notice all the climbers on the wall with Tim are securely

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tied on with ropes and harnesses to avoid falling off.

0:45:300:45:35

Or suddenly inexplicably vanishing.

0:45:350:45:38

Low brow and proud of it, it's Hall Pass

0:45:410:45:44

and I do wish that that guy would stop flashing his chest about.

0:45:440:45:48

His shirt agrees and has taken it upon itself to button up.

0:45:480:45:52

It's one of those self-fastening shirts.

0:45:530:45:56

The trouble with those is that they've got a habit of...

0:45:560:46:00

-Yeah, it's unbuttoned again.

-I gotta get going.

0:46:000:46:03

We have a team meeting in 20 minutes.

0:46:030:46:04

Best do it up yourself, yeah, fella.

0:46:040:46:07

Sam Jackson and The Rock are wearing no ordinary medals

0:46:090:46:14

in this frantic comedy, The Other Guys, they're mood medals.

0:46:140:46:18

And we'd do it again and again.

0:46:180:46:20

They disappear when they get angry.

0:46:200:46:22

-If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up your

-BLEEP

0:46:220:46:25

and work your mouth like a puppet! You hear me?! You hear me?

0:46:250:46:28

And reappear when they're happy again. See?

0:46:280:46:31

Either that or someone's been "medalling" - thanks - with the props.

0:46:310:46:35

A police officer must always know where his gun is.

0:46:390:46:43

However, Will Ferrell has forgotten his golden rule -

0:46:430:46:46

he's rolling around on top of it.

0:46:460:46:48

Only for it to return to his holster moments later.

0:46:500:46:54

Here, Will Ferrell is in a violent rage with Alan Partridge.

0:46:580:47:04

They say you can't reproduce truly great art,

0:47:040:47:06

but when Will takes this mediocre squiggle off the wall,

0:47:060:47:09

an exact reproduction immediately takes its place.

0:47:090:47:12

The very raw comedy Horrible Bosses.

0:47:150:47:18

Jamie Foxx is given a suitcase full of money.

0:47:190:47:23

Well, a bit of money.

0:47:230:47:24

Anyway, he'd best latch the suitcase all the same. Good man.

0:47:240:47:28

But spool forward a bit...

0:47:300:47:32

and the latches are undone again.

0:47:320:47:35

With all that cash, you'd think he'd be able to buy a better suitcase.

0:47:350:47:39

One of my favourites, Big Momma 3, with an angry woman

0:47:410:47:45

covered in white foam making a mess of the door.

0:47:450:47:48

-Never mind. Here's Big Momma's peerless acting skills.

-Me?!

0:47:490:47:53

-Well, thank you, sure.

-But who's cleaned up that door?

0:47:530:47:58

What a shame. This silly blunder ruins an otherwise perfect film(!)

0:47:580:48:03

Historical movies are a personal favourite of mine.

0:48:050:48:08

I often picture myself cast in a lavish version of a classic Jane Austen movie -

0:48:080:48:13

Mr Darcy in a drenched shirt, open to the waist,

0:48:130:48:15

climbing out of the water, whilst watching, in anticipation,

0:48:150:48:18

dressed in a gorgeous bodice, holding a parasol, there I am.

0:48:180:48:22

"Oh, Mr Darcy!" That's how I'd do it.

0:48:220:48:26

Oscar fodder with the classy remake of True Grit.

0:48:290:48:34

And times sure were tough in 19th-century Texas.

0:48:340:48:37

Unless, that is, you're the heroine Mattie Ross

0:48:370:48:40

and you have the amazing ability to go from soaking wet...

0:48:400:48:43

..to bone dry in ten seconds flat.

0:48:510:48:53

Consumer issues now and here,

0:48:570:48:59

Jeff Bridges shows his disgust with the corn bread

0:48:590:49:01

in his bargain bucket

0:49:010:49:03

by spilling them out of the bag and shooting them.

0:49:030:49:05

Luckily, it's Colonel Sanders' disappearing corn -

0:49:050:49:08

it's nowhere to be seen.

0:49:080:49:10

Well, he won't have to waste any more precious bullets.

0:49:140:49:16

A ropey gaff now. See that chap hanging around in the branches?

0:49:200:49:24

One minute he's top of the tree, next he's swinging a lot lower.

0:49:240:49:29

How Jeff Bridges doesn't twig, I'll never know.

0:49:290:49:32

Frivolous grave robbing jokery with Burke and Hare,

0:49:360:49:39

and here's Simon Pegg chatting up her off of Home & Away.

0:49:390:49:42

-When will I be able to see you again, Jenny?

-At the Lyceum Theatre.

0:49:420:49:46

-Really? When?

-When we put...

0:49:460:49:49

Maybe in 55 years' time, when the Lyceum Theatre is actually built.

0:49:490:49:53

-Goodnight, William.

-That's certainly one way to ditch a guy.

0:49:530:49:56

Burke and Hare are chopping down a tree to stop a coach.

0:50:020:50:05

And who's inside? Urgh!

0:50:070:50:10

If I saw a coach with Michael Winner inside, I wouldn't want to stop it.

0:50:100:50:14

But they've only made a tiny dent at chest height.

0:50:140:50:17

Come on, put your back into it!

0:50:170:50:19

However, this being the crazy world of true life drama, the entire tree comes tumbling down.

0:50:190:50:25

Uh-oh. The winner takes a fall.

0:50:250:50:28

-Hmm, that table looks a little bare.

-Lovely.

0:50:370:50:40

I know what's missing - she forgot the flowers.

0:50:410:50:45

Oh, there they are.

0:50:450:50:46

-Thank you.

-Bit of an odd side dish, though.

0:50:460:50:49

Here's BAFTA-winning actor Tom Wilkinson

0:50:540:50:56

unveiling my nominees for the best actor in the movie Burke and Hare.

0:50:560:51:00

But which corpse wins? None of them!

0:51:020:51:05

The award goes to the incredible moving blanket.

0:51:050:51:09

First the corpses are uncovered -

0:51:090:51:12

quick round of applause -

0:51:120:51:15

then one of them is covered up again.

0:51:150:51:17

A bravura performance!

0:51:180:51:21

Solving a crime, sir.

0:51:270:51:28

The cream of British talent drops some home-grown blunders here.

0:51:280:51:32

What on earth are you talking about?

0:51:320:51:35

There's Ronnie Corbett - not a mistake, he actually is that small.

0:51:350:51:38

I don't know what this little man is trying to prove.

0:51:380:51:42

-Stephen Merchant plays goldfish bowl holder 4.

-I want him removed.

0:51:420:51:46

-It is you, sir!

-And now Tim Curry, co-starring with his teeth.

0:51:460:51:50

But ignore them and watch his background. He steps forward.

0:51:530:51:56

But look, the background remains the same,

0:51:580:52:02

suggesting he didn't step forward at all.

0:52:020:52:05

We shall all have to pay the price.

0:52:050:52:07

And now Merchant's bowl has disappeared.

0:52:070:52:11

And to think he was chief bowl holder at the RSC. What an insult!

0:52:110:52:17

Rip-roaring Roman caper The Eagle now and this looks like such

0:52:200:52:24

an arduous journey it would give anyone a shock.

0:52:240:52:26

It certainly did to Jamie Bell's horse who overnight changes

0:52:280:52:32

colour from brown to white with no explanation.

0:52:320:52:36

The dark and brutal Killer Inside Me

0:52:380:52:40

starring Casey Affleck as a deputy sheriff-cum-homicidal maniac.

0:52:400:52:45

Ho-hum, you might think.

0:52:450:52:47

But I feel anguish and I'm sorry.

0:52:470:52:50

But look all of a sudden, he's clutching a thick wooden plank!

0:52:500:52:54

Superb uncredited cameo from his brother Ben.

0:52:540:52:58

When a film is described as "cultural,"

0:53:000:53:02

that probably means it hasn't got a good enough story to be popular,

0:53:020:53:06

so it's being passed off as art.

0:53:060:53:08

"Mm, yes, it's supposed to be boring! That's the point!"

0:53:080:53:11

You can explain away all kinds of things using the art house excuse.

0:53:110:53:15

Shaky cameras - it's art.

0:53:150:53:16

Gaping plot holes - it's art.

0:53:160:53:18

Pretentious acting - that's just Natalie Portman,

0:53:180:53:20

there's nothing we can do about that now.

0:53:200:53:22

Some films are pure entertainment.

0:53:220:53:25

Others go a little deeper and ask questions like, "Why are we here,

0:53:250:53:28

"in the cinema watching another M Night Shyamalan film?"

0:53:280:53:32

Natalie Portman's in need of a champagne top-up, I think,

0:53:340:53:37

in creepy ballet melodrama Black Swan.

0:53:370:53:40

..appreciated presence on our stage.

0:53:400:53:42

But being so freaked out by Winona Ryder giving her evils, none of us notice that,

0:53:420:53:47

by the end of the scene, the flute is full to the brim again.

0:53:470:53:50

To beauty.

0:53:500:53:52

Next up, here's It's Kind Of A Funny Story,

0:53:540:53:59

a One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest for Justin Bieber fans.

0:53:590:54:02

And suicidal Craig has to give up all potentially harmful items.

0:54:020:54:07

Your belt and shoelaces.

0:54:070:54:08

-So his belt and shoelaces are gone.

-We can't take chances.

0:54:080:54:13

But later on, Craig and another patient Bobby are shooting hoops

0:54:140:54:18

with draw-stringed trackie bottoms

0:54:180:54:20

and very laced-up shoes. That basket ball's probably

0:54:200:54:24

-a cyanide gobstopper.

-Don't play dumb with me.

0:54:240:54:28

Now, slow-moving alien thriller Monsters and our couple's being

0:54:300:54:34

fleeced by a man who'd get Anne Robinson frothing at the mouth.

0:54:340:54:38

Um, how much?

0:54:380:54:39

That will be 5,000 colones.

0:54:390:54:42

-5,000?

-Yeah, 5,000.

-So that's 5,000 Costa Rican colones.

0:54:420:54:46

That will be 5,000 colonies.

0:54:460:54:48

-5,000?

-Yeah, yeah, 5,000.

0:54:480:54:50

-5,000 is a lot of money.

-Yes, I know, but...

0:54:500:54:54

Oh, it's now 5,000? Big mistake.

0:54:540:54:57

At the current exchange rate, 5,000 is...

0:54:570:55:00

No wonder this film had no cash for the special effects.

0:55:040:55:08

Monsters again and this completely deserted town

0:55:110:55:15

isn't quite as deserted as it seems.

0:55:150:55:18

Now, before you cower behind the sofa, take another look.

0:55:180:55:21

It seems the ali-ons prefer pick-up trucks to spaceships

0:55:240:55:26

when they pop to the shop for a pint of milk and a family-sized Galaxy.

0:55:260:55:32

Here's feisty teen Ree in gritty drama Winter's Bone.

0:55:340:55:39

This confrontation looks like

0:55:390:55:41

it'll get pretty tense as the gloves are well and truly off.

0:55:410:55:44

No, hang on, they're back on again.

0:55:450:55:48

Phew, looks like all will be fine after all.

0:55:510:55:54

No, wait, they're off again! Oh, make your mind up, love.

0:55:560:56:01

Thanks for watching Great Movie Mistakes.

0:56:010:56:04

I hope we haven't completely taken the shine off your favourite films this year,

0:56:040:56:09

but for all the little mistakes we've just pointed out,

0:56:090:56:12

there's hours and hours of movie footage

0:56:120:56:15

where they don't make any mistakes at all.

0:56:150:56:17

But if you want to watch them, you'd probably better

0:56:170:56:21

download them ilegally online. Bye!

0:56:210:56:23

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0:56:430:56:45

Robert Webb is here to expose all the silver screen slip-ups from recent hit movies, from Hollywood blockbusters to box office number ones, award-winning masterpieces to the biggest flops. There is no escape for major continuity blunders, factual errors, mishaps and goofs as we celebrate modern cinema's less-than-greatest moments.


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