Episode 5 Great Movie Mistakes


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Hello and welcome to Great Movie Mistakes 2.

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Even more goofs, gaffes, mess-ups and blunders

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that Hollywood's brightest thought we wouldn't notice.

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Wrong! Guess they weren't counting on our crack team of... noticers.

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They've pored over literally hours of film footage to compile

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another classic collection of cinematic clunkers.

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On tonight's show:

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Now, Martin Scorsese's Shutter Island. Shutter Island?

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They should shut down the whole film, there are so many gaffes!

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In this movie thriller, nothing is what it seems.

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Is this an asylum? Are you crazy?

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Am I crazy? I most certainly am!

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Crazy about all the mistakes we've been able to find.

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I'm going to go and put on a straitjacket and get my medication

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from Nursey while you watch these unhinged clangers.

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It's the boat over to Shutter Island,

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a prison for the criminally insane!

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Four people died.

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It was the smoke that got them, not the fire.

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Perhaps a quick cigarette to calm the nerves. There it goes.

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Hang on, pop it in again.

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Maybe I AM the one going insane.

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-A little more prone to seasickness.

-Ah, dehydration.

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-You all right, boss?

-Yeah.

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-In that case, you're right.

-Watch the glass in Leo's hand.

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Swallow it down, Leo.

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When I said swallow, I meant the pill, not the glass as well.

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And one more time.

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Glass, no glass. Crazy!

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There's no way we can cross those rocks.

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Here, Mark Ruffalo ruffles around in his pocket for a bit of paper.

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But in the next shot, he's ruffling around all over again.

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Talk about building your part up, Ruffalo.

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Which they said repeatedly doesn't exist!

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I'm getting to that lighthouse.

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I don't know what this ugly fella's in prison for.

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Perhaps pickpocketing.

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He's certainly able to move his hands without us noticing.

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They're on the top bar...

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-..then the bottom bar.

-But you're wrong, you're wrong.

-Oh?

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Really? Been alone much since you got here?

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-Back on that bar...

-I've been with my partner.

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..back on his head.

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Mental!

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Easy.

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Leo's got Max von Sydow up against a wall.

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What are you going to do, kill me?

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But look at this reverse shot.

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Why is the syringe further away? Where's the wall?

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Why is Leo looking up at him in the right shot,

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but looking down at a shorter man on the left?

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For what? Hm?

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From the back, it looks more like Bruce Forsyth than Max von Sydow.

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Good game, good game.

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Come in out of the rain, lads.

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And now for the greatest mystery of Shutter Island,

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the legend of Ruffalo's disappearing coat.

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Where's it gone?

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Let's see it again.

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Jesus Christ.

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He takes it off. And it's gone.

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I'll have nightmares for weeks.

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Let's talk wardrobe malfunctions.

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And no, I don't mean getting to number 30 on your IKEA instructions

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to find you're missing two screws and an Allen key. I hate you, IKEA.

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I'm talking about costume.

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Marlon Brando supposedly performed without trousers

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to stop directors filming his big belly.

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Demi Moore famously performed topless

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to ensure directors would film her at all.

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But where would we be without costume?

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Naked, and no-one wants to see me naked. Apparently.

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What we do want to see are these terrible costume-based clangers.

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Nobody walks down a street like Brad Pitt,

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and no-one can make their suit jacket vanish like him, either.

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Now you see it, now you don't. That's just the Pitts.

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I missed the part about where my office is.

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If you want to be a successful lawyer,

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you've got to accessorise properly,

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right down to elbow-length gloves and a dog in a hat.

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Then I am going to need a glue gun, some pinking shears...

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Reese Witherspoon takes her gloves off, and...

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-Ooh, they're back on again.

-DOG BARKS

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Even the dog spotted this gaffe.

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Here's Johnny Depp about to be executed

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for crimes against continuity.

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Keep your eye on the hat ribbon.

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The axe man moves it...

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As long as I can get at your neck.

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..and then it's back on the neck again.

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-I'm right behind you.

-Off with his head!

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Ben Stiller is getting all dressed up

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for his first Night at the Museum, but where's his tie?

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Just wanted to say good luck, son.

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And goodbye. We're clocking out for the last time.

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Oh, there it is. Never mind.

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Wait, you guys are going out of town?

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-Hello, Natalie.

-Hello, David. I mean, Sir.

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Now, which tie should Hugh Grant wear to meet EastEnders' Tiffany?

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The one with the big spots...

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I'm so sorry, Sir.

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..or the one with the tiny spots?

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D'you know, I don't care.

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Please, line up on the beach.

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Keep your eyes on the girl in the green dress.

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Men on one line...

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There she is, taking off her shoes.

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But in the next scene, they're back on.

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Oi, love! Take 'em off!

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Remove your mask.

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Ooh, not you.

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In Shallow Hal, Gwyneth Paltrow plays a fatty

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who Jack Black sees as a fitty. Look at her shoes.

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High heels, right?

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Dang it! Rosemary, don't move.

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Is your back all right?

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-Yeah.

-Is she all right? What happened here?

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Yeah. Listen, you got to get some decent chairs in here, man.

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-Do me a favour...

-Just moments later,

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fatty Gwyneth's shoes are completely different and flat,

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just like Jack would be if she sat on him.

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If you took all the women you two have gone out with,

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put 'em together, they wouldn't equal one of her.

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We're not arguing that!

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Down now!

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Pierce Brosnan's furious. No wonder,

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he doesn't know whether to button up his jacket or not.

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Now it's open...

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Good God, you toss that word around...

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..and now it's done up.

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You wouldn't catch Bond making this kind of sartorial gaffe.

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Quentin Tarantino is one of the greatest directors of his generation.

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He's also a very naughty boy. By calling his last film Inglourious Basterds,

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he thought his misspelling would allow him to get away with using a swearword. What a dockhead.

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The film follows the adventures of a group of Nazi-hunters.

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Well, Nazi hunters, our mistake hunters are after you.

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But just because our hunters are hunting Nazi-hunters,

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it doesn't mean we're on the same side as the Nazis. OK? They're not.

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This film is filled with the kind of mistakes

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that make you want to track down those responsible

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and carve the word "numpty" into their forehead.

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Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz.

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Heard of him?

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Everybody in the German army's heard of Hugo Stiglitz.

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Let's start with the scene where we find out about a Nazi turned good guy who goes by the name of....

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Well, you can probably read it for yourself.

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And here's a newspaper article all about the Nazis he's meant to have killed.

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On the top row here, there are six photos.

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Go ahead and count them.

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Hugo Stiglitz is a celebrity among German soldiers.

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But in this close-up there are actually seven photos across.

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Which is it, Hugo, six or seven?

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You will answer me!

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Keep an eye on Colonel Landa's cigarette in this clip.

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He's just lit it.

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Already, there's ash hanging off.

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Hmm. Tension mounting.

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Doesn't even take a single drag.

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But seconds later, he puts it out in his apfel strudel.

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And suddenly it's burned down to a stub.

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Leading lady Shosanna puts on heavy lipstick

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for an evening of Nazi bothering.

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But hang on, in this shot, she's hardly wearing any lipstick.

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And there's no big, red mark on the wine glass.

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No, it's all right, lipstick's back again. As you were.

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I've been chewed out before.

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It's the end of the film with everyone making a break for freedom.

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Heard that deal you made with the brass.

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But something else is trying to make a run for it and that's Brad Pitt's tie.

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-First you can see both sides...

-I'd make that deal.

-I don't blame you.

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Then one side has made a run for it.

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And that pretty little nest you've feathered for yourself. Well, if you're willing to barbecue

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the whole high command, I suppose that's worth certain considerations.

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Don't worry, it'll be back.

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But I do have one question.

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Yeah, who's in charge of continuity here?

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It's notoriously difficult to act whilst eating. If you ask me,

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I can't see what the fuss is about.

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I'm sorry.

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I can't...

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I... I can't...

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I don't envy movie stars for their flashy houses, fast cars and beautiful girlfriends.

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What I do envy is them having drinks that never seem to end, as these clips show.

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Here's a classic food and drink gaffe from the film Duel.

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Drink it. Drink it.

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Yeah, drink it, all of it.

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Drink all of it.

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There you go.

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Hang on, the glass is completely full again!

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What if I called the local police?

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They can't help you.

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Ray Winstone is drinking with Mel Gibson. Always a dangerous pastime.

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See how he leaves a good swig at the bottom of his glass.

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But in the wide, it's completely empty!

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I think Mel finished it.

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You should always keep an eye on your drink at a party, as this clip from American Pie demonstrates...

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You're really beautiful.

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Really?

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Oh, yeah.

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..because the young lady's clear cup suddenly turns into a blue plastic cup.

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And it's back again.

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I wouldn't drink that if I was you.

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God, I'm so nervous. I don't know why!

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Here's a film I will never be able to unwatch, Bride Wars.

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Keep an eye on the champagne glass.

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Y'know, honestly...

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It's transformed into a make-up compact.

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..the pressure we put on brides...

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And now it's champagne again.

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Do you know, I could do with a drink after watching that gaffe.

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Or some make-up.

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-I mean, you've handled some pretty rough customers, huh?

-Yeah, I have.

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Watch the table in front of taxi driver Travis Bickle.

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Just a cup of coffee, right?

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Wrong. There's an entirely magically appearing burger there as well.

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Hey, Travis, I'm talking to you.

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I said I'm talking to... Oh, let's move on.

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Josh Brolin here as US President George W Bush.

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You know I got tasters in the kitchen?

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He's so busy he can't even eat his lunch without running the country at the same time.

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Quick bite or two to keep his stamina up...

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We got 200 million Americans dead on our hands.

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But this must be a self-replenishing sandwich,

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because, moments later, both halves are intact again.

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Because I'm more worried now than I was on 9/11.

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It's your car! Your insurance should pay for it.

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Movie classic Back To The Future.

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Keep your eye on the sweet jar next to Marty McFly. It's full to the brim with candy.

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I haven't yet, but I figured since they weren't due till...

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Hello? Hello?

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But, just moments later, it's half-empty.

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Still, it's a welcome distraction from him trying to cop off with his mother.

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Cheers.

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The only impossible mission in this clip

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is trying to keep track of Ving Rhames' pint glass.

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It bounces from his hand

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to the table...

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Why don't you come back with me?

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I just...

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I just don't know why I'd be doing it.

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..and back to his hand again.

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Americans really can't handle their beer.

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