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We've come to think of Hilary Mantel as a historical novelist.

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The phenomenal success of her books Wolf Hall

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and Bring Up The Bodies has made her famous.

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She's been made a dame.

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Both of these vivid resurrections of the Tudor past

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won the Man Booker Prize.

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They've topped best-seller lists,

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been turned into plays by the Royal Shakespeare Company,

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enjoyed sell-out West End runs.

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A BBC dramatisation of Wolf Hall will air next year.

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But in Mantel's hands, history is a slippery thing.

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Some of her other books live not in the past,

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but in a mock-Tudor present that is surprisingly tense.

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In novels such as Every Day Is Mother's Day

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and Beyond Black, she's neatly skewered suburbia.

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Now, the world awaits the third volume in the Wolf Hall series.

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BELLS PEAL

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In the meantime,

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Hilary's given us this -

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a collection of ten short stories provocatively titled

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The Assassination Of Margaret Thatcher.

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The title story of the collection takes its starting point

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from a day in 1983, when the then Prime Minister - Margaret Thatcher -

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visited a private hospital in Windsor for a minor eye operation.

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NEWSREADER: As she emerged from the hospital, Mrs Thatcher seemed to

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hesitate for a moment as if readjusting to daylight.

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She'll need to wear dark glasses for a few days

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to protect her from bright lights.

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At the time, Hilary was living in Windsor,

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in a house with a view of the hospital car park.

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"Picture first

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"the street where she breathed her last.

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"It is a quiet street...

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"..sedate, shaded by old trees...

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"..a street of tall houses, their facades

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"smooth as white icing,

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"their brickwork the colour of honey.

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"Some are Georgian, flat fronted.

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"Others are Victorian, with gleaming bays.

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"They're too big for modern households,

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"and most of them have been cut up into flats.

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"But this does not destroy their elegance of proportion,

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"nor detract from the deep lustre of panelled front doors,

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"brass furnished and painted in navy or forest green.

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"It's the neighbourhood's only drawback that there are more cars

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"than spaces to put them."

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In this story - The Assassination Of Margaret Thatcher -

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you posit the idea that, in 1983,

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an IRA man comes into a house in Windsor

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and potentially lines up to assassinate Mrs Thatcher.

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Mm. Why are you telling this story?

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Because I saw it happen, or I DIDN'T see it happen!

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I stood there at the moment, at the window - very much as described -

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saw Mrs Thatcher emerge from the building next door.

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And then two things go on,

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one is you are immediately in the body of a man with a gun

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and your eyes measuring the distance. And the other thing is

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you are in your writer's self and you think, "This is a story.

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"But where to find it?"

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It's taken me all these years to find the shape of the story.

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And yet I knew immediately - there's a challenge.

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Hilary, not everyone looking out of a room of their flat in Windsor,

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seeing Mrs Thatcher coming towards a group of doctors and nurses,

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would think about assassinating her.

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There are plenty of people who would.

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If you can rewind to the mood of 1983.

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And were you one of them?

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Well, what I do remember is a sobering, sensible, Windsor matron

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putting down her bag of shopping on the wall and saying,

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"I hate her. I HATE her."

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So, as a writer, whatever your personal feelings are,

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you want to know what is behind such a strong reaction.

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And that is why I knew I must write the story, I must explore that.

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The IRA assassin gains access to the woman's flat.

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She realises what his intentions are, and that she agrees with them.

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She shows him a way he can leave the flat covertly

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after firing his shot - a door.

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"Beyond the fire door he melts,

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"and this is how you've never seen him on the news.

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"This is how you don't know

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"his name, his face.

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"This is how, to your certain knowledge,

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"Mrs Thatcher went on living till she died.

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"But note the door: note the wall:

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"note the power of the door in the wall that you never saw was there.

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"And note the cold wind that blows through it,

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"when you open it a crack.

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"History could always have been otherwise.

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"For there is the time, the place, the black opportunity:...

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"..the day, the hour, the slant of the light,

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"the ice-cream van chiming from a distant road near the bypass."

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ICE-CREAM VAN CHIMES

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Today, that Windsor hospital is being converted into flats.

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And I'm sitting outside, in my car, thinking.

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The story rises to a climax, but refuses to end.

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It leaves us with the nightmarish possibility that somehow

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it all might have happened.

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A shot. A death.

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A different history.

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What would have happened if,

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instead of some rather boring news footage,

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Britain had its very own Zapruder footage,

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I suppose, of an assassination of a serving prime minister in 1983?

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And how would our society have been different?

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How would we have lived differently?

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How would our history have been seen differently

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if a matter of a moment,

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a matter of a few seconds, had changed everything?

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And that's what I think Hilary Mantel is about.

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It's about alternatives.

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Different ways of seeing history

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and also different ways of seeing reality,

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a different way of thinking about history and reality.

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"Who has not seen the door in the wall?

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"It is the invalid child's consolation,

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"the prisoner's last hope.

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"It is the easy exit for the dying man,

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"who perishes not in the death-grip of a rattling gasp,

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"but passes on a sigh, like a falling feather.

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"It is a special door and obeys no laws that govern wood or iron.

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"No locksmith can defeat it, no bailiff kick it in,

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"patrolling policemen pass it,

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"because it is visible only to the eye of faith.

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"Once through it,

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"you return as angles and air, as sparks and flame."

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In your fiction, there's often a door

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that opens out into other possibilities.

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And when we go through the door marked "Mantel",

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we don't really know where we're going.

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All we know is we're going to be challenged and threatened and...

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Mantel doesn't know where we're going either! That's the point.

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Why the door?

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Why are there lots of doors in your work?

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Yes. And the image of the door in the wall.

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It isn't a question of always of liberation

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into a world of possibilities.

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You may find you've...you've just passed through into a mirror world.

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So the symbol's equivocal...

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..and the step into the unknown is what is important,

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the courage needed.

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And the question is not just what lies on the other side

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of the door, but will I be different as I step over the threshold?

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The answer might be simple - yes, it will, because you're dead.

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It might be the frontier between life and death,

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but it might be the frontier between obscurity and fame.

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It might be really any number of...

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of...of choices of...

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this question of roads not taken.

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I've used that...that metaphor also.

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Um...

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People not even born. It's not always a question of the dead,

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but I say in my memoir:

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"When the midwife says it's a girl, where does the boy go?"

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When people think of names for their children before they are born,

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who occupies the unused names?

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These are all questions of frontiers, borders.

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And I think, in those short stories,

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say, in The Assassination Of Margaret Thatcher,

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people are crossing borders of various types

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in the different stories.

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That's true.

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In this collection, children climb over fences uninvited.

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A flirtation drifts towards adultery.

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But the border that draws Hilary's eye most often

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is the one between life and death.

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The mortality figures in these pages are alarmingly high.

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And once the dead are dead, how dead are they?

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I wonder if we could talk about one story

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in this new collection particularly,

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which is Terminus, which begins with a woman

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seeing her dead father on a train as it's leaving a station?

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I think for short fiction I seem pathetically dependent on

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what really does happen to me.

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It seems to be far closer to my life

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in derivation than my novels do.

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So, yes, it did happen.

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You saw your father? Look sideways

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and see a man in an apparently...empty carriage

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and just think, "Good God, that's my father."

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Not as I left him, but in some sort of...

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..intermediate state of being.

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And the face looked - if you can understand me - in itself haunted.

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So it was a ghost that was haunted.

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And I then - like the woman in the story - went into London,

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went to a meeting and thought, on my way home,

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looking around at Waterloo Station...

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.."Well, if there can be one dead person, maybe they're all dead.

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"How do I know?"

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PASSENGER ANNOUNCEMENT: The train currently at...

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"For how many of all these surging thousands"

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"are solid,

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"and how many of these assumptions are tricks of the light?

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"How many, I ask you, are connected at all points,

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"how many are utterly and convincingly in the state

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"they purport to be: which is, alive?

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"That lost, objectless, sallow man,

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"a foreigner with his bag on his back,

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"that woman whose starved face recalls a plague-pit victim?

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"Those dwellers in the brown houses of Wandsworth,

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"those denizens of balcony flats and walkways, those grumbling commuters

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"gathered for Virginia Water, those whose homes perch on embankments,

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"or whose roofs glossy with rain fly away from the traveller's window?

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"How many?

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"For distinguish me, will you?

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"Distinguish me 'the distinguished thing'.

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"Render me the texture of flesh.

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"Pick me what it is, in the timbre of the voice,

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"that marks out the living from the dead.

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"Show me a bone that you know to be a living bone.

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"Flourish it, will you? Find one, and show me."

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It was one of the few occasions where you sit down, write it...

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..put down your pen and it's done.

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And, actually, it's strange in its style,

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it's strange in its rhythms but it had to be left just so.

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Not something you could get into and say,

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"Well, I'll just tweak this a little."

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It is as it is. And that's not my usual process, as I've told you.

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This was an idea to pin down something fleeting perhaps?

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Yes. I think...

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..it was to interrogate this mysterious moment.

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Not to try to resolve it, just to live with the idea it'd implanted,

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which is the idea that when you look around you,

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how can you be sure what really distinguishes

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the living from the dead?

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"It's not generally agreed, it's not much appreciated,

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"that people are divided by all sorts of things,

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"and that, frankly, death is the least of them.

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"When lights are blossoming out across the boulevards and parks,

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"and the town assumes its Victorian sagesse, I shall be moving on again.

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"I see that both the living and the dead commute,

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"riding their familiar trains.

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"I am not, as you will have gathered,

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"a person who needs false excitement, or simulated innovation.

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"I am willing, though, to tear up the timetable

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"and take some new routes, and I know I shall find,

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"at some unlikely terminus, a hand that is meant to rest in mine."

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PASSENGER ANNOUNCEMENT: Customers who are now boarding...

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These stories deprive us of our certainties.

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The dead and the living are indistinguishable.

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You can't be sure what you've seen.

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In How Shall I Know You? a writer stays in a provincial hotel,

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suffering from a migraine, and I can't help wondering.

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I wanted to ask you about migraines.

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Because, in one of your short stores for example,

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a character has a migraine and there is a sort of migrainous imagination

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at work in your fiction, I think, where things are slightly skewed.

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Do you suffer from migraines? Well, I did.

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Um...

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I think...

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..the...

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Well, I could certainly say the problem's considerably eased

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and I...

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..I sometimes now find myself, interestingly...

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..in the aura that precedes a migraine attack

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without actually getting to the headache part.

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But, yes, I mean you are quite right.

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I-I-I think I've said somewhere that migraine is

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an art form that I didn't recognise at one stage.

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It is... It's a very mysterious condition

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and I think that...

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..there are probably more aspects to it,

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more triggers for it than, you know, people commonly recognise.

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It isn't just a bad headache.

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No, it affects your whole vision and the way you see things.

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Oh, but much more than that.

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There's a whole diversity of neurological symptoms.

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One of the ones I've found most interesting over the years,

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distressing but also interesting,

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is the sense of having a presence on my left-hand side,

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approximately were you had your guardian angel

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when you were a child.

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And, though oppressive...

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..it does give your life,

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um, a sensation of...doubleness,

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a sort of haunted quality.

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You are not sure, you see, whether that presence is something else

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or is it you slightly slipped out of focus?

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It feels like both.

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Then the attack's over and it's not there any more.

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But for a writer, you see, it's gold.

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The more you're suffering, the better it's going to be on the page.

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It shouldn't surprise us at all that these ten short stories

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bear close relationships to the novels that Hilary Mantel

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has published in the last 30 years.

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They open doors back into those longer fictions.

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In Beyond Black the migraines and the lively dead

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come together in the character of the psychic medium, Alison.

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The uncouth ghosts who visit her manifest as migraines do - with

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a flick, a glint in the peripheral vision that glows and grows.

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And one of those ghosts that visits her is Lady Diana.

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"At once Diana manifested: a blink in the hall mirror, a twinkle.

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"Within a moment she had become a definite pinkish glow.

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"She was wearing her wedding dress, and it hung on her now,

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"she was gaunt, and it looked crumpled and worn,

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"as if dragged through the halls of the hereafter,

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"where the housekeeping, understandably,

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"is never of the best.

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"She'd pinned some of her press cuttings to her skirt,

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"they lifted, in some other-worldly breeze, and flapped.

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"She consulted them, lifting her skirts and peering,

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"but, in Alison's opinion, her eyes seemed to cross.

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"'Give my love to my boys,' Diana said.

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" 'My boys, I'm sure you know who I mean.' "

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I'm interested in these stories, and in Beyond Black,

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because they deal with more recent history.

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In Beyond Black, you talk about the unimaginable thing that was

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the death of Princess Diana and how she haunts the present

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and haunts the living who remain.

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Is it more difficult or more interesting

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to write about contemporary history than the Tudors, say?

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I haven't done it in a big way, you see.

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Mrs Thatcher enters the short story simply as the target.

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She's seen but she does not speak.

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Diana enters Beyond Black as a ghost.

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I haven't in a bigger way engaged with contemporary figures

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because...it's like journalism.

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I don't know.

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You see, I think you need a longer view, you need perspective,

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it needs to turn into history.

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It's not to say I'd never do it, but it has its own set of challenges.

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I mean, you wouldn't do Churchill or Blair, for example?

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I wouldn't feel constrained from doing it.

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It's just that that novel hasn't happened yet.

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There are only certain people you can work with, you know?

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That's like a biographer choosing a subject,

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or like making a friend in real life.

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If you're going to write a novel about someone,

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you have to be sure that your working partnership

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can continue for some years.

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So it's not a thing to choose lightly.

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You talked about that migrainous imagination

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and that whole issue of seeing things and feeling that presence.

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I've known you for a relatively long time now

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and you are the most well I've ever seen and known you.

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Mm...

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Is that all right? Do you miss being ill, as a writer?

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There are a variety of ways to give yourself a really hard time,

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to make sure that you suffer adequately.

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And one of them is to take all the hours

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that you used to spend being ill

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and make sure you work yourself in to a state of quivering fatigue.

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Actually, to be serious, what I've done with my abundant good health...

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..comparatively speaking over the last few months,

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is to set myself an even bigger agenda,

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take on more and more projects.

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I have more books planned. I have plays planned.

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I feel really, in some respects, as if I'm beginning again.

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But you're not a woman who believes in endings,

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you always believe in beginnings.

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Well, that's, er...

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..that's how one of our plays ends.

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You know, if you think this is an ending

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you are deceived as to its nature - it's a beginning.

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So, that's how I'm regarding this present phase.

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"Summer 1536: he is promoted Baron Cromwell.

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"He cannot call himself Lord Cromwell of Putney. He might laugh.

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"However. He can call himself Baron Cromwell of Wimbledon.

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"He ranged all over those fields, when he was a boy.

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"The word 'however' is like an imp coiled beneath your chair.

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"It induces ink to form words you have not yet seen,

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"and lines to march across the page and overshoot the margin.

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"There are no endings.

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"If you think so you are deceived as to their nature.

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"They are all beginnings.

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"Here is one."

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You've crossed a recent border into fame. How has that affected you?

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It seems as though it is happening to somebody else really.

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I wonder whether you write the story

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The Assassination Of Margaret Thatcher -

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a very provocatively titled collection of short stories -

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to resist becoming a national treasure?

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It's worrying - the national treasure label.

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It suggests an unchallenging cosiness.

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We don't want that.

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It's...well meant...

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..but as soon as people begin to posit that,

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you have to say to yourself, "Then what is this nation?

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"Is this nation all it should be?"

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There's a paradox here because...

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..it's offensive to hang on to the name of rebel

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after you've joined the establishment.

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It's pretentious to pretend to be marginal when you're at the centre.

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We're all familiar with the artist who wants to keep his street cred

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but lives behind an immaculate, manufactured, Georgian facade

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and bathes in champagne.

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It's so hollow, it's so pretentious,

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it really is offensive.

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You need to look at where you are and acknowledge it.

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And then, when you find yourself standing on that centre ground

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and all seems right and secure,

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that is the moment to pick up a spade

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and begin digging away the ground beneath your feet.

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Because you could have turned down being a dame, I suppose.

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But what would be the point of that?

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Well, you could've retained your marginal status.

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Well, I think if that was the only way you could do it

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it'd be pretty hollow,

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because people would think you were a dame anyway.

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Have you started behaving like a dame?

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Oh, definitely. Yes.

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Yes. Yes, I have.

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You've become grand. You can't be teased.

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I have become extremely grand.

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I refer to myself in the third person now.

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Dame Hilary's schedule is rather full.

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Well, you see, I said that is how you deal with it -

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you pretend it's happening to somebody else.

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I get up in the morning and I put on...

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I put on my dame face.

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I'm good to go!

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But that means you can't be teased any more!

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Oh, I don't know.

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I think you're doing it now and I think I'm doing it back.

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Right!

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And that pen you're holding, you're not going to put it down.

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No.

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I said a little while ago...

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.."Early in your life there's a phrase in your head -

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"choose your weapons."

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And this is it.

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Thank you.

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