03/02/2017 The One Show

# You are singing a song # You wake up in the morning

# We're going to sleep tonight... APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Welcome to The One Show with Angela Scanlon. And the comedian 8 Out Of

10 Cats would put at the top of their Countdown of co-hosts, Jon

Richardson. Thank you to Amy MacDonald there. She will be

performing her new single, that's a treat. Are you excited? I am. Get

more excited. I can't believe I am about to say this, our guest is a

huge name in the world of politics, it's none other than the Chancellor

of Germany, Angela Merkel. I saw in the notes it was national treasure

Dame Judi Dench. I have questions all worked out for her. I am just

hearing in this ear that the First Minister of Scotland, Nicola

Sturgeon, is waiting in the wings to talk to us. We don't have all three,

do we? Sweating sweating and everyone was

talking over me. Vladimir Putin's mouth was going up and down, up and

down. You can't do this to me, I am Dame Judi Dench, a national

treasure. Google me. Ask Jeeves if it still exists. I believe

independence is better for you, better for me. Better for Scotland.

APPLAUSE It's the lady of many voices and

faces, Tracey Ullman! Thank you very much. Hats off to my

award-winning make-up team. Unbelievable what they do. So you

make your career in lampooning celebrities. Waiting for them to do

ridiculous things. You have had a gift this week from none other than

Beyonce. Have you seen - she's announced she's pregnant with this

lovely picture which I think looks like she's been sneesed on. I think

it's gorgeous! Do you? Yes, I do. It took our minds off the horrors going

on in the world politically. She's done a brilliant thing. Flowers and

satin. It's all going on. It's inspired a lot of people to recreate

it. Bizarrely, they're mostly blokes. Very clever use of a mint

green scarf there. And this guy. Oh! He has second trimester written all

over him! What a time to find out you have

been papped going into your own fridge. More impersonations of

famous women shortly. We have a food experiment coming up. I am starving

and exciting. If you want to get in on the action at home find something

chocolate-y. This is all in ten minutes. So pop it back in the

fridge More and more of us are going contactless. Yes I have had a

contactless marriage for a number of years, since my child was born

especially. If you are using contactless payment you may be

interested in this stern warning from Dan Donnelly.

The contact last bank card, launched ten years ago, there's now more than

100 million in circulation. The idea is a simple one. You can

now spend up to ?30 with a single tap of your card.

But ever since the launch questions have been raised about their safety

and a decade on a shocking security flaw remains which means your

contact last card could be vulnerable to fraudsters. Because

some contactless cards can still be used, even after you have told your

bank they've been lost or stolen. That's exactly what happened to

journalist Emma Hartley from east London. Three of Emma's bank cards

were stolen when a thief pinched her handbag anoraked up a bill of ?130.

I cancelled the cards in my wallet. And I thought that was that.

Unfortunately, it wasn't. When I looked at my account a couple of

days later I could see there were series of transactions online that I

hadn't made. What did the bank say? Even though the cards had been

cancelled that there was not a lot they could do about people running

around using them. The onus was on you to police your account, not the

bank? Yes, I got the impression the bank had washed their hands of the

whole thing and it was down to me. I wouldn't have got any money back if

I hadn't made an issue of it, even though I cancelled the cards. Just

how easy is it for a fraudster to use a contactless card after it has

been cancelled? I feel a One Show test coming on.

This card was cancelled two days ago. Now the bank told our

researcher the cancellation was instant and no one would be able to

use the card. Sounds foolproof, but let's find out.

First I try using the card in a newsagents.

Great. Paper, crisps and a drink. No problem.

In some shops the bank's security system kicked in and I was asked to

enter a pin. I will have to get some cash, sorry,

mate. But that didn't put the brakes on the shopping spree. Lovely, thank

you. That's lunch on the cancelled card too.

I thought the bank said this card was out of action. But what about

swiping it on a London tube's contactless reader? In our test the

card worked in one out of three shops. I only bought a spot of lunch

and a tube trip. Just imagine the contactless fun a fraudster could

have with our card and remember the bank said it couldn't be used.

Why is this happening? One explanation is that some contactless

payments are authorised at the retailer's card terminal, rather

than linking to the bank where they could be declined.

So what's being done to close this security loophole? Last month Rachel

Reefs MP raised the issue at a Treasury Select Committee meeting

with the financial conduct authority. With every bank that I

have spoken to it is possible to use their cards for contactless payments

even after it has been cancelled but what's is more worrying is that the

banks don't alert customers when they know that a cancelled card has

been used for a payment. What can parliament do to put pressure on the

industry over this flaw? I will continue pushing the banks and

regulator to do something about this and parliament have got to make sure

that the integrity of the system is maintained on behalf of our

constituents. We contacted the industry body and

the regulator responsible for protecting consumers against

financial fraud. But both declined our offer of April interview.

-- an interview. Ever feel like you are being short-changed? In a

statement the UK Card Association said every contactless card has an

inbuilt security check which means from time to time customers must

enter a pin. The financial conduct authority pointed out customers are

entitled to a full refund if fraudsters use contactless cards.

Both organisations say they are working to improve the current

systems for handling cancelled cards, although neither confirmed

what those improvements might be. That's of little consolation for

contactless customers like Emma who still checks for fraudulent

transactions on her account. I am angry because I didn't ask for these

cards in the first place, I got sent them. Nobody said would you like a

contactless card? I would rather take the extra two seconds and tap

in a number because it's not much of an inscreens, is it?

Like most people I have always assumed that if you tell your bank

to cancel your card, that's the end of it. But beware, as we have proved

today, cans logicaling a contactless card doesn't always mean your money

is safe. If you have lost or had your bank

card stolen keep checking your bank accounts and the bank will take care

of it. I saw you taking notes there. Didn't exactly go for buying

anything nice, did he? All the cards covered. It's the key information to

take from that video. Get something hasn'ty on board. That card is valid

for hours -- healthy. You are here obviously, the second series is

starting soon. Possibly ideas for series three for Judi Dench. With

the card. I am sick of this tapping, why can't they put it in the iris of

our eyes now, I will do it. Tap your eye. I don't care. I am tired of

having to carry stuff around. It's like chargers. I want to hold it up

to the sun for five minutes, come on! Let's get the technology going,

man. So slow! We fell in love with your delinquent Judi Dench. You have

new characters this series. Yes, yes. Let's look at Nicola Sturgeon.

Show her operation Iron-Bru. Imagine where the Scots reign supreme. There

is not one landmark that wouldn't look better with a tartan blanket

over it. The Sydney MacHarbour. Brilliant. You kind of play her as a

Bond villain almost. One of our writers saw her as a Bond villain

and she wants to take over the world. I love the way she says

world. Votes. I like her. You need a start point, with a character.

World! I can say that. Write a sketch. Like that. Tony Blair,

Gordon Brown. Alex Salmond. A lot to the side, to the side. A great voice

coach for her. Margaret Curran, thank you very much. Nailed it. Will

we be seeing Theresa May? That's if I get a third series, I have to.

When I saw those leathers trousers. Yeah! I bought some just in

anticipation. I didn't spend ?900 on them, you know. You can make your

own out of those sheets you get to put under things you put in your

oven. That's a nice tip. Can we make those on the next show. He is so

useful. It's been a big year politically. You do a - were you

worried, it's more aggressive the political atmosphere than even last

year for the first series, did you worry about it? It changed so

quickly and we had written a lot of Angela Merkel pieces and two days in

we had the Brexit vote and we had to rewrite stuff. It worked well for

her, it made it funny and more poignant actually. Nothing stays the

same. If I did do more I can't imagine where the world will be in a

year. It felt last year you could have a laugh. Now there is genuine

anger. Yeah, somebody used the word it's tumultuous: We have seen in the

States, Alec Baldwin who did the Trump stuff on Saturday Night Live.

We don't expect people in positions of power to react and engage. I

know. Or comment on that portrayal. We kicked it off with Spitting

Image. Bring back Spitting Image! Yeah, come on. We need them more

than ever. It's quick to do that after your pitch of a third series.

It's a brave move that. Pace yourself! You have had a lot of

guest stars as well this series. Fabulous actors. Some of them hard

to recognise. Yeah, guess who this is, viewers? This is the Murdoch

household. Who do you think that is? That's Murdoch himself, surely. Ben

Miller. Never! Oh, yes. Yeah, there he is, look. What? That is

remarkable. It was amazing. We had so much fun for a couple of days.

That alone, the lampooning of Murdoch means you have to show in.

It starts tonight at 9. 30pm on BBC One. Thank you. Moving on to food.

We are about to explore the Coralation between sound and, wait

for it, taste. Hang on, what is going on over there?

Dave! We know there is a shortage of lettuce, but seriously stop trying

to flog black market veg. It's not the time or the place. Unbelievable.

Here is Ricky on how sound can affect the way food tastes.

Whether it is disco... Rock.

Or pop. There no denying music affects how

we feel. Did you also know it can affect the

way food tastes? No, absolutely not. One man who is convinced taste and

tunes are entwined is a gastro physicist from Oxford University.

You have worked out which sound enhances which taste? That's right.

What does bitter sound like? It's a low pitch and Brassey. That would

make food taste more bitter? It has to have that taste to begin with, I

can't give you a glass of water. If you are giving something like

bittersweet like a chocolate mousse. What about creaminess? Nothing too

sharp, nothing too changing. You are trying to capture or mimiy the

experience. Then sour? Ready? Oh! That made me do that sour face.

That's oshl. Although studies show sound does affect taste we don't

know why. One theory is linked to our early years. Newborn babies will

stick their tongues out. And do that for something bitter tasting. You

think about the sounds a baby would make. There is a change in the sonic

quality. I have invited catering students who

are training to be chefs. They think they'll try two new versions of my

classic dishes. In reality they are the same as they've always been. The

only thing which is changing are the beats. Charles, some of those noises

we heard before, people would not stay around to eat the food. How do

we make them more pallal table for our customers. Say are there any

tracks they want to listen to. As the diners tuck into their first

course, a lemon sorbet, there's no background music. It is rated for

taste. For the second sorbet, the same as the first, DJChaz adds some

seasoning which should make it more sour. Do they feel for his

psychological trick? I preferred the second one it was more creamy T

second was more bitter. I found the second was creamy. The bitterness

was lower. I think I preferred the second because it was more sour.

Virtually all of them thought the second sore bay was more sour, just

-- sorbet was more sour. On to the next course, the beats should help

it taste more creamer. The music in the second serving should lessen the

creaminess, despite it being the same dish. I preferred the first

than the second. The sauce was more creamy. The second was more creamy

than the first one. Will the DJ redeem himself with desert. The

music should help bring out the bitterness. The track for the second

serving should make it taste sweeter. But does it? I thought the

second dish was sweeter. I liked the second one, it was more sweeter than

the first one. He's done. Overall the group thought dish two was

sweeter. Time to reveal all. Guys, I have got a confession to

make. All the food you've eaten today has been identical. The only

difference has been the music. That's been all down to DJChaz, who

is not a DJ at all, he's a professor. Well done, with a hit of

two out of three, he proves his pick of the pops were really

taste-tastic! We could not do a food and music item without a musician,

would we? Please welcome Amy MacDonald.

Dig in girls. First of all, take a bite. Savour it.

You got it? Now, let's get DJ Chaz to hit the beats.

Another bite with this melody ringing in your ears. Right! How

does the second taste? It does taste more sweeter... Do you know t first

tasted like lemon. The second doesn't. It was rank the first time

and now it a east not. I am bare concentrating... It obviously worked

for you. Did it work for you guys over there? Green, yes. For green,

wow! I think that's... Is it a winner. A split there.

If you've had a go at home, let us know whether your pork pie was

sweeter the second time or whether the dog is giggling into his Winalt!

You will perform your new song, what effect will it have on people's

dinners? It will be incredible. It will be like Heston has been in the

house and cooked for them. Your new album, Under Stars is out - how is

that? It is so strange making an album. You spend so much time making

sure everything is right, then you kind of live with it for ages and

then you have to wait until people hear it. You sit there hoping they

will like it. You had a good goal for this album. You are not after a

second-hand Volvo, you are after something nicer. When I was on top

gear, my goals are certain models of cars. So, over the year it has kind

of grown. It is currently the Bugatti Chiron.

So you are a full-on petrol head? I always have been. I never really

spoke about it. On Top Gear you obviously have to speak about it and

I was completely blown away by the positive response I got. The whole

petrol head gang, it is an amazing little community and people just

getting in touch, saying, I'm a fan now, all the way over in South

Africa or the United States, just from seeing you on Top Gear. It was

quite a cool thing to do. A whole new audience as well. I'm going to

get on tour and getted a nice, new Fiesta. Now, the Six Nations kicks

off with Scotland verses Ireland. England verses France and Italy

verses Wales on Sunday. My school memories of rugby are

ritual humiliation in the showers and being dumped face-first in the

mud. Thankfully it is not like for everyone. My name is Maggi Alphonsi.

Some people call me Maggi the machine. I retired fwh 2015 as a

flanker in women's rugby. I felt I had achieved all I could. 74 caps

for England. Seven titles in the Six Nations and a World Cup. Right wing

the world champions! I have come a long way from where I grew, here in

Edmonton, North London. When I was younger nobody would have thought I

was destined for a life in sport. When I was born, I was born with a

physical disability called club foot. My right foot was turned all

the way in. It is challenging when you are a kid you want to be active.

Mum made sure my foot was eventually corrected. A Nigerian background, so

her attitude to school and education is very much around, you work hard

and you will get rewards. To my mum's horror, school proved

difficult for me. Wow! This is amazing! This was not here when I

was at school. I would always just be boisterous,

loud and try and be funny. So I would disrupt the lesson. It got to

the point where they were like, right, we might have to expel you

from the school. What we will do is call your mum in and explain what

you have been doing why you have been so naughty. I was disappointed

and angry at myself. I knew I had to get something out of school. I threw

myself into sport. And I passionately believe that

every young person should get the chance to experience the benefits of

sports in schools as I did. It was my old PE teacher who first set me

on the path to success. How you doing? It is great to see you. How

does she remember me? Enthusiastic. Full of enthusiasm. Inspirational as

well. What I remember you is how you encouraged all the kids to take part

in sport. It didn't matter what it was, you were there having a go. I

am fortunate, that if it was not for you u I would not be where I am now.

One day coming into school you had a blooshot eye, bruises and I remember

asking, Miss, what sport do you do? I remember being amazed by the fact

you played rugby union. So she suggested I go to my local rugby

club, Saracens, as a way to channel my energies. I made my first tackle

on a tackle pad and I absolutely loved it!

My mum was never a massive fan, but I think once I started going to it

and she saw how much of a difference it made to my education, my school

life, she saw it as a very positive thing and supported me 100% really.

I committed myself to my work at school and to my training and I went

on to get very good GCSEs and then went on to university and so on. It

was a positive start to my life, really.

And today, I'm going to share my life lessons with the students of my

old school. To the human eye this is a rugby

ball. But to me, this ball saved my life. So at the age of 14 I went to

my local rugby club, Saracens and for the first time people were

saying to me, wow, you're strong, be aggressive, be strong. Where as at

school I was told, don't do that, you are too aggressive, too strong.

After that I set my first goal. That was to represent my country in rugby

union. Five years later, at the age of 19, I got the phone call from the

England head coach. So I thought, do you know what I want to be a world

champion, I want to be the best in the world. I want people to know my

name and about the England's women's rugby team. Became world champions.

It is the biggest thing for women's sport. You make your own luck. If

you work hard, opportunities will come. And things will fall into

place. Doesn't matter where you come from,

a council estate down the road, you can be whoever you want to be. You

will only get that if you step out of your comfort zone and work hard.

It will not be easy. Of if you work hard will you achieve what you want

to achieve. Thank you. Enjoy the rugby this

weekend. We hope everybody's team wins and everybody has a lovely day.

I have chocolate on my teeth. On the plus side you have more for later. A

massive thank you to Tracey. Thank for coming out in the cold. Tracey's

show is on tonight, BBC One, 9pm. Thank you to Jon as well. Stephen

Mangan will be with us on Monday. Now performing her new song, Under

The Stars, out on 17th February, it's Amy MacDonald.

# Ooh ooh # Ooh ooh

# Never gonna be on my own # It's as clear as the day

# Never going to cast my anchor out # I'm a free spirit

# Torn in a way # I can't stay here for too long

# I've got to keep on moving on # Nothing fades,

# Nothing changes # This old place is driving me crazy

# Live on # And dream on

# - eman top of the world # And I'm on the right track

# I'm on top of the world # And I won't look back

# Dream on # On the top of the world

# And I'm on the right track # I was living for the weekend

# # The drinks are on me

# Skipping school and cutting out # Always wished this world would let

me be # Trying to catch a feel #8

# Trying to find myself # We ran out of temptations

# Cause this old place been driving me crazy

# Live on # And dream on

# I'm on the top of the world # And I'm on the right track

# I'm on the top of the world Hsh dream on

# I'm on the top of the world # And I won't look back

# I'll miss you when I'm gone # I'll still play you the same old

socks # Dance like we used to

# Better without you # Better without you

# Live # I'm on the top of the world

# And I won't look back # Time to listen now

# I'm on top of the world # And I'm on the right track

# I'm on the top of the world # And I won't look back

# # Ah Nah Nah