07/03/2013 The One Show

Hello and welcome to the One Show, Hello and welcome to the One Show,

Hello and welcome to the One Show, with Alex Jones... And Matt Baker.

with Alex Jones... And Matt Baker. with Alex Jones... And Matt Baker.

Tonight's guest is about to take Tonight's guest is about to take

Tonight's guest is about to take part in possibly the biggest

part in possibly the biggest part in possibly the biggest

chatshow in the world for Comic chatshow in the world for Comic

chatshow in the world for Comic Relief. Chances are, we will not

Relief. Chances are, we will not Relief. Chances are, we will not

Relief. Chances are, we will not get a word in. What have you been

get a word in. What have you been get a word in. What have you been

get a word in. What have you been doing today? Actually, I had a tap

doing today? Actually, I had a tap doing today? Actually, I had a tap

dancing lesson today. I just dancing lesson today. I just

dancing lesson today. I just dancing lesson today. I just

realised why it you had a tap realised why it you had a tap

realised why it you had a tap dancing lesson. We will save that,

dancing lesson. We will save that, dancing lesson. We will save that,

dancing lesson. We will save that, because that is a surprise. He has

because that is a surprise. He has because that is a surprise. He has

because that is a surprise. He has been a chat show host for more than

been a chat show host for more than been a chat show host for more than

been a chat show host for more than 20 years, and it is, of course,

20 years, and it is, of course, 20 years, and it is, of course,

20 years, and it is, of course, Richard Madeley. We are going to be

Richard Madeley. We are going to be Richard Madeley. We are going to be

talking about this brilliant show talking about this brilliant show

talking about this brilliant show that you're doing with Graham

that you're doing with Graham that you're doing with Graham

that you're doing with Graham Norton. It is going to be great.

Norton. It is going to be great. Norton. It is going to be great.

Norton. It is going to be great. Yes. But we have got a confession,

Yes. But we have got a confession, Yes. But we have got a confession,

Yes. But we have got a confession, the last time you came on, you

the last time you came on, you the last time you came on, you

the last time you came on, you enjoyed a few glasses of wine, with

enjoyed a few glasses of wine, with enjoyed a few glasses of wine, with

enjoyed a few glasses of wine, with Judy, so we decided to do a little

Judy, so we decided to do a little Judy, so we decided to do a little

Judy, so we decided to do a little bit of an experiment, and we took a

bit of an experiment, and we took a bit of an experiment, and we took a

swab from your wine glass and swab from your wine glass and

swab from your wine glass and swab from your wine glass and

centre to way to do a DNA test. centre to way to do a DNA test.

centre to way to do a DNA test. Totally illegal! The results were

Totally illegal! The results were Totally illegal! The results were

pretty surprising. They reveal that pretty surprising. They reveal that

pretty surprising. They reveal that you are in fact 35% ancient

you are in fact 35% ancient you are in fact 35% ancient

Egyptian royalty. Here's the proof. Egyptian royalty. Here's the proof.

Egyptian royalty. Here's the proof. 46% Moroccan carpet seller. That's

46% Moroccan carpet seller. That's 46% Moroccan carpet seller. That's

46% Moroccan carpet seller. That's where the gift of the gab comes

where the gift of the gab comes where the gift of the gab comes

where the gift of the gab comes from. And the rest is just Ali G.

from. And the rest is just Ali G. from. And the rest is just Ali G.

But was voted the worst television But was voted the worst television

But was voted the worst television moment in British history. We are

moment in British history. We are moment in British history. We are

moment in British history. We are joking, of course, we did not send

joking, of course, we did not send joking, of course, we did not send

anything away for testing, but have anything away for testing, but have

anything away for testing, but have you thought about having it done?

you thought about having it done? you thought about having it done?

you thought about having it done? We both had it done for our channel

We both had it done for our channel We both had it done for our channel

for show, and mine came back for show, and mine came back

inconclusive, whatever that means, inconclusive, whatever that means,

inconclusive, whatever that means, inconclusive, whatever that means,

but Judy turned out to be a but Judy turned out to be a

but Judy turned out to be a relative of the Romanovs, the

relative of the Romanovs, the relative of the Romanovs, the

Russian Royal Family, they paddled Russian Royal Family, they paddled

Russian Royal Family, they paddled Russian Royal Family, they paddled

in the same gene pool about half-a- in the same gene pool about half-a-

in the same gene pool about half-a- million years ago! She was quite

million years ago! She was quite million years ago! She was quite

chuffed about it, actually, we chuffed about it, actually, we

chuffed about it, actually, we chuffed about it, actually, we

never hear the last about it. never hear the last about it.

never hear the last about it. never hear the last about it.

testing has been in the news today, testing has been in the news today,

testing has been in the news today, with a group of scientists

with a group of scientists criticising companies which claimed

criticising companies which claimed criticising companies which claimed

criticising companies which claimed to be able to trace people's and

to be able to trace people's and to be able to trace people's and

Shastri through DNA, linking them Shastri through DNA, linking them

Shastri through DNA, linking them Shastri through DNA, linking them

to famous figures from the past. -- to famous figures from the past. --

peoples ancestry. Michael Mosley peoples ancestry. Michael Mosley

investigates. If you were investigates. If you were

investigates. If you were researching your family tree, you

researching your family tree, you researching your family tree, you

would probably start in a library would probably start in a library

would probably start in a library or Online, but there are also

or Online, but there are also or Online, but there are also

family records hidden inside us. To family records hidden inside us. To

family records hidden inside us. To family records hidden inside us. To

find them, I need salt water to find them, I need salt water to

find them, I need salt water to release some of my sails, washing

release some of my sails, washing release some of my sails, washing

up liquid and ice-cold alcohol. How up liquid and ice-cold alcohol. How

up liquid and ice-cold alcohol. How up liquid and ice-cold alcohol. How

can see a tiny little strand. That can see a tiny little strand. That

can see a tiny little strand. That can see a tiny little strand. That

is Miley DNA. My DNA is unique to is Miley DNA. My DNA is unique to

is Miley DNA. My DNA is unique to is Miley DNA. My DNA is unique to

me, but I have inherited parts of me, but I have inherited parts of

me, but I have inherited parts of me, but I have inherited parts of

it from a free generation of my it from a free generation of my

it from a free generation of my family line. Scientists are using

family line. Scientists are using family line. Scientists are using

DNA to discover more about the DNA to discover more about the

DNA to discover more about the origins of modern Britons. So, what

origins of modern Britons. So, what origins of modern Britons. So, what

origins of modern Britons. So, what is it in our DNA which leads the

is it in our DNA which leads the is it in our DNA which leads the

trail to our ancient ancestors? DNA trail to our ancient ancestors? DNA

trail to our ancient ancestors? DNA trail to our ancient ancestors? DNA

is a code written in four letters. is a code written in four letters.

These represent four different These represent four different

These represent four different chemicals. A sequence of around 6

chemicals. A sequence of around 6 chemicals. A sequence of around 6

billion letters is inherited from billion letters is inherited from

billion letters is inherited from our parents. But occasionally, the

our parents. But occasionally, the our parents. But occasionally, the

sequence is copied wrongly. If I sequence is copied wrongly. If I

sequence is copied wrongly. If I sequence is copied wrongly. If I

had to repeat the same letters over had to repeat the same letters over

had to repeat the same letters over had to repeat the same letters over

and over again, then I would pretty and over again, then I would pretty

and over again, then I would pretty soon make a mistake, perhaps

soon make a mistake, perhaps soon make a mistake, perhaps

putting down the wrong letter. putting down the wrong letter.

putting down the wrong letter. Exactly the same thing happens when

Exactly the same thing happens when Exactly the same thing happens when

new DNA is created. Sometimes you new DNA is created. Sometimes you

new DNA is created. Sometimes you new DNA is created. Sometimes you

will get an error, which is known will get an error, which is known

will get an error, which is known will get an error, which is known

as a mutation. It is also an as a mutation. It is also an

incredibly useful genetic marker. incredibly useful genetic marker.

incredibly useful genetic marker. These mutations act as markers,

These mutations act as markers, These mutations act as markers,

These mutations act as markers, because they show the start of a

because they show the start of a because they show the start of a

new line of ancestry, and anybody new line of ancestry, and anybody

new line of ancestry, and anybody new line of ancestry, and anybody

who shares that market share as a who shares that market share as a

who shares that market share as a common ancestor. -- marker shares.

common ancestor. -- marker shares. common ancestor. -- marker shares.

common ancestor. -- marker shares. I have sent a DNA sample to a

I have sent a DNA sample to a I have sent a DNA sample to a

population geneticist. He works for population geneticist. He works for

population geneticist. He works for a genetics history company. He uses

a genetics history company. He uses a genetics history company. He uses

a genetics history company. He uses a method which reveals parts of the

a method which reveals parts of the a method which reveals parts of the

world my ancestors might have come world my ancestors might have come

world my ancestors might have come from. We compare how many markers

from. We compare how many markers from. We compare how many markers

from. We compare how many markers you sure, how much DNA you share

you sure, how much DNA you share you sure, how much DNA you share

with people in our database, people with people in our database, people

with people in our database, people from other parts of Europe, from

from other parts of Europe, from from other parts of Europe, from

the Near East, from Africa. They the Near East, from Africa. They

the Near East, from Africa. They can cross reference samples with a

can cross reference samples with a can cross reference samples with a

worldwide database of more than worldwide database of more than

worldwide database of more than 100,000 DNA records. By finding

100,000 DNA records. By finding 100,000 DNA records. By finding

100,000 DNA records. By finding where a market is most common, they

where a market is most common, they where a market is most common, they

can suggest where it originated. can suggest where it originated.

can suggest where it originated. am guessing that on my mother's

am guessing that on my mother's am guessing that on my mother's

side, there is some Irish and side, there is some Irish and

side, there is some Irish and Scottish, and on my father's side,

Scottish, and on my father's side, Scottish, and on my father's side,

the story goes that we were the story goes that we were

the story goes that we were the story goes that we were

Armenian. Well, I do not see any Armenian. Well, I do not see any

Armenian. Well, I do not see any evidence of Armenian ancestry...

evidence of Armenian ancestry... evidence of Armenian ancestry...

where do they think my father's where do they think my father's

where do they think my father's family might have come from?

family might have come from? family might have come from?

family might have come from? belong to a group which we call

belong to a group which we call belong to a group which we call

Germanic, for ease. It is most Germanic, for ease. It is most

Germanic, for ease. It is most common, as you would predict, in

common, as you would predict, in common, as you would predict, in

common, as you would predict, in the north of Germany, and in the

the north of Germany, and in the the north of Germany, and in the

Low countries. That kind of Low countries. That kind of

Low countries. That kind of rewrites our family history. How

rewrites our family history. How interesting. In reality, though,

interesting. In reality, though, interesting. In reality, though,

this test only covers the Y this test only covers the Y

this test only covers the Y chromosome from the father lie-in

chromosome from the father lie-in chromosome from the father lie-in

chromosome from the father lie-in and a certain kind of DNA from the

and a certain kind of DNA from the motherland. A more comprehensive

motherland. A more comprehensive motherland. A more comprehensive

approach would be to study the approach would be to study the

approach would be to study the whole genome, and despite recent

whole genome, and despite recent whole genome, and despite recent

publicity, it is difficult to publicity, it is difficult to

identify individual ancestors with identify individual ancestors with

identify individual ancestors with any certainty, because this test

any certainty, because this test any certainty, because this test

delves deeper into the past than delves deeper into the past than

delves deeper into the past than most existing Genie ology records.

most existing Genie ology records. most existing Genie ology records.

It is not cheap, either. Tests It is not cheap, either. Tests

It is not cheap, either. Tests start at around �170 each. But

start at around �170 each. But start at around �170 each. But

these limited results can be these limited results can be

intriguing. We have gathered intriguing. We have gathered

intriguing. We have gathered together around 50 people who have

together around 50 people who have together around 50 people who have

been tested. Their markers have got been tested. Their markers have got

been tested. Their markers have got nicknames which indicate an early

nicknames which indicate an early nicknames which indicate an early

part of their lineage. My ancestors part of their lineage. My ancestors

part of their lineage. My ancestors come from France. My father's line

come from France. My father's line come from France. My father's line

is Scandinavian. Ancient Irish. is Scandinavian. Ancient Irish.

is Scandinavian. Ancient Irish. have asked the volunteers to sit

have asked the volunteers to sit have asked the volunteers to sit

with other people they show markers with other people they show markers

with other people they show markers with other people they show markers

with. The room reveals some of the with. The room reveals some of the

with. The room reveals some of the broad results. It probably goes

broad results. It probably goes broad results. It probably goes

broad results. It probably goes broad results. It probably goes

back a long way. It is also a very back a long way. It is also a very

back a long way. It is also a very unusual type, and we have only

unusual type, and we have only unusual type, and we have only

unusual type, and we have only found one or two of them in

found one or two of them in found one or two of them in

found one or two of them in Scotland. I guess that is the joy

Scotland. I guess that is the joy Scotland. I guess that is the joy

Scotland. I guess that is the joy of DNA, it takes you places you

of DNA, it takes you places you of DNA, it takes you places you

have never imagined. So, yours came have never imagined. So, yours came

have never imagined. So, yours came back inconclusive, but you did go

back inconclusive, but you did go back inconclusive, but you did go

back inconclusive, but you did go on Who Do You Think You Are?.

on Who Do You Think You Are?. on Who Do You Think You Are?.

on Who Do You Think You Are?. it wobbles -- it was one of the

it wobbles -- it was one of the most extraordinary experiences of

most extraordinary experiences of most extraordinary experiences of

most extraordinary experiences of the last 10 years of my life. They

the last 10 years of my life. They the last 10 years of my life. They

went back down my maternal line, went back down my maternal line,

went back down my maternal line, without any breaks, straight back,

without any breaks, straight back, without any breaks, straight back,

without any breaks, straight back, and it turned out that some of my

and it turned out that some of my and it turned out that some of my

ancestors were the very first ancestors were the very first

ancestors were the very first settlers in Boston on the east

settlers in Boston on the east settlers in Boston on the east

settlers in Boston on the east coast of America. I was one of the

coast of America. I was one of the first white Americans, genetically.

first white Americans, genetically. first white Americans, genetically.

They found out that another They found out that another

They found out that another ancestor, about one generation down,

ancestor, about one generation down, ancestor, about one generation down,

ancestor, about one generation down, was the stepfather to a woman whom

was the stepfather to a woman whom was the stepfather to a woman whom

was the stepfather to a woman whom he what a start of his house, he

he what a start of his house, he he what a start of his house, he

he what a start of his house, he hated her, for some reason, and she

hated her, for some reason, and she was eventually married, after

was eventually married, after was eventually married, after

was eventually married, after begging on the streets, to a guy

begging on the streets, to a guy begging on the streets, to a guy

from Salem in Massachusetts, and from Salem in Massachusetts, and

from Salem in Massachusetts, and from Salem in Massachusetts, and

she turned out to be the second she turned out to be the second

she turned out to be the second she turned out to be the second

witch to be hung in the witch witch to be hung in the witch

witch to be hung in the witch trials. Pretty cool, hey? That's

trials. Pretty cool, hey? That's trials. Pretty cool, hey? That's

the inconclusive but! Now, straight the inconclusive but! Now, straight

the inconclusive but! Now, straight after Askham Richard will be

after Askham Richard will be after Askham Richard will be

after Askham Richard will be running off at top speed to help

running off at top speed to help running off at top speed to help

Graham Norton with his presenting Graham Norton with his presenting

Graham Norton with his presenting duties for his epic Comic Relief

duties for his epic Comic Relief duties for his epic Comic Relief

duties for his epic Comic Relief challenge. But the art of being a

challenge. But the art of being a challenge. But the art of being a

professional TV chat person has professional TV chat person has

professional TV chat person has changed over the years, as

changed over the years, as changed over the years, as

Angellica Bell explains. For more Angellica Bell explains. For more

Angellica Bell explains. For more than 60 years, the classic

than 60 years, the classic than 60 years, the classic

combination of sofa, studio and combination of sofa, studio and

combination of sofa, studio and celebrity has kept the nation

celebrity has kept the nation entertained. From showbiz to

entertained. From showbiz to serious, to the downright

serious, to the downright serious, to the downright

disturbing, what does it take to disturbing, what does it take to

disturbing, what does it take to make a great chat show? Surely

make a great chat show? Surely make a great chat show? Surely

make a great chat show? Surely there is more to it than just

there is more to it than just there is more to it than just

there is more to it than just asking a few questions? Let me tell

asking a few questions? Let me tell asking a few questions? Let me tell

you, back in 1962, America you, back in 1962, America

you, back in 1962, America witnessed the birth of the first

witnessed the birth of the first witnessed the birth of the first

chat show superstar. Johnny Carson chat show superstar. Johnny Carson

chat show superstar. Johnny Carson became a blueprint for the chat

became a blueprint for the chat became a blueprint for the chat

show, with music, jokes and one show, with music, jokes and one

show, with music, jokes and one looks. After the war in Britain,

looks. After the war in Britain, looks. After the war in Britain,

audiences had to make do with audiences had to make do with

audiences had to make do with something a bit less glitzy. This

something a bit less glitzy. This something a bit less glitzy. This

show was so focused on the show was so focused on the

show was so focused on the interviewee, you never really got

interviewee, you never really got interviewee, you never really got

interviewee, you never really got to see more than the shoulder of

to see more than the shoulder of to see more than the shoulder of

the host. Ladies and gentlemen, the host. Ladies and gentlemen,

the host. Ladies and gentlemen, the host. Ladies and gentlemen,

first guest has twice been voted TV first guest has twice been voted TV

first guest has twice been voted TV first guest has twice been voted TV

critic of the year, please put your critic of the year, please put your

critic of the year, please put your hands together for Mr mark Lawson!

hands together for Mr mark Lawson! hands together for Mr mark Lawson!

There have been two types of There have been two types of

There have been two types of interview on television. The first

interview on television. The first interview on television. The first

grow out of newspaper journalism, grow out of newspaper journalism,

grow out of newspaper journalism, and it was the one-to-one, the

and it was the one-to-one, the face-to-face, an intense

face-to-face, an intense face-to-face, an intense

interrogation of one guest. I can interrogation of one guest. I can

interrogation of one guest. I can remember seeing the clan actually

remember seeing the clan actually beat negroes... Michael Parkinson,

beat negroes... Michael Parkinson, beat negroes... Michael Parkinson,

the former newspaper journalist, is the former newspaper journalist, is

the former newspaper journalist, is the former newspaper journalist, is

the great example of that. On the the great example of that. On the

the great example of that. On the other hand, you have got comedians

other hand, you have got comedians or performers. David frost,

or performers. David frost, or performers. David frost,

although he got his great interview although he got his great interview

although he got his great interview with Richard Nixon, was a comedian

with Richard Nixon, was a comedian with Richard Nixon, was a comedian

presenter, and that line has been presenter, and that line has been

presenter, and that line has been carried on by David Letterman,

carried on by David Letterman, carried on by David Letterman,

Graham Norton, Jonathan Ross, who Graham Norton, Jonathan Ross, who

Graham Norton, Jonathan Ross, who in different ways are essentially

in different ways are essentially in different ways are essentially

comedians. In what ways have the comedians. In what ways have the

comedians. In what ways have the guests changed? The only way you

guests changed? The only way you guests changed? The only way you

guests changed? The only way you will get access to Madonna or Brad

will get access to Madonna or Brad will get access to Madonna or Brad

will get access to Madonna or Brad Pitt is if they have something to

Pitt is if they have something to Pitt is if they have something to

Pitt is if they have something to flog, so it has become more and

flog, so it has become more and flog, so it has become more and

more of a fight against plugging more of a fight against plugging

more of a fight against plugging and marketing. He has interviewed

and marketing. He has interviewed and marketing. He has interviewed

eight prime ministers, seven US eight prime ministers, seven US

eight prime ministers, seven US President's, and now he is talking

President's, and now he is talking President's, and now he is talking

President's, and now he is talking to me - please welcome the legend

to me - please welcome the legend to me - please welcome the legend

of chat shows, Sir David frost. of chat shows, Sir David frost.

of chat shows, Sir David frost. Hello, good evening and welcome.

Hello, good evening and welcome. Hello, good evening and welcome.

Hello, good evening and welcome. Beautifully done just an I am a bit

Beautifully done just an I am a bit Beautifully done just an I am a bit

Beautifully done just an I am a bit nervous talking to you, but as a

nervous talking to you, but as a nervous talking to you, but as a

nervous talking to you, but as a talk-show host, what can I do to

talk-show host, what can I do to talk-show host, what can I do to

talk-show host, what can I do to get you as my guest? Eye contact is

get you as my guest? Eye contact is get you as my guest? Eye contact is

get you as my guest? Eye contact is the key thing. Once you have got

the key thing. Once you have got the key thing. Once you have got

that, you learn more about them, that, you learn more about them,

that, you learn more about them, and they will be concentrating on

and they will be concentrating on and they will be concentrating on

you and your questions, more than you and your questions, more than

you and your questions, more than you and your questions, more than

what they want to say. So in that what they want to say. So in that

what they want to say. So in that situation, you take the initiative.

situation, you take the initiative. situation, you take the initiative.

What makes the perfect guest? What makes the perfect guest?

What makes the perfect guest? What makes the perfect guest?

would say it is someone who has would say it is someone who has

would say it is someone who has real personality and has the

real personality and has the real personality and has the

ability to surprise you with what ability to surprise you with what

ability to surprise you with what they say. For instance, I found

they say. For instance, I found they say. For instance, I found

they say. For instance, I found that out with John Lennon and Yoko

that out with John Lennon and Yoko that out with John Lennon and Yoko

were no. Because they were enjoying were no. Because they were enjoying

were no. Because they were enjoying themselves, it was a very relaxed

themselves, it was a very relaxed themselves, it was a very relaxed

themselves, it was a very relaxed and easy session, as it were.

and easy session, as it were. and easy session, as it were.

and easy session, as it were. you run the questions by the guests

you run the questions by the guests you run the questions by the guests

beforehand? Never. With politics or beforehand? Never. With politics or

beforehand? Never. With politics or serious topics, you cannot tell

serious topics, you cannot tell serious topics, you cannot tell

them in advance the questions. them in advance the questions.

them in advance the questions. Surprised if any the great factor,

Surprised if any the great factor, Surprised if any the great factor,

Surprised if any the great factor, not in the sense of an ambush, but

not in the sense of an ambush, but not in the sense of an ambush, but

asking them questions they did not asking them questions they did not

asking them questions they did not asking them questions they did not

know they were going to be asked, know they were going to be asked,

know they were going to be asked, and that they enjoy trying to

and that they enjoy trying to and that they enjoy trying to

and that they enjoy trying to answer. How have I done?I think

answer. How have I done?I think answer. How have I done?I think

answer. How have I done?I think you have done just superb. I think

you have done just superb. I think you have done just superb. I think

you have done just superb. I think she is a born star. Well, just

she is a born star. Well, just she is a born star. Well, just

maybe the real secret is, whatever maybe the real secret is, whatever

maybe the real secret is, whatever happens, just keep talking. Well,

happens, just keep talking. Well, happens, just keep talking. Well,

happens, just keep talking. Well, maybe my cooking. Oh, I think that

maybe my cooking. Oh, I think that maybe my cooking. Oh, I think that

maybe my cooking. Oh, I think that is a fara long. It was a wonderful

is a fara long. It was a wonderful is a fara long. It was a wonderful

is a fara long. It was a wonderful moment! It was, because we got to

moment! It was, because we got to moment! It was, because we got to

go home early. We were wondering go home early. We were wondering

go home early. We were wondering go home early. We were wondering

whether or not we were going to whether or not we were going to

whether or not we were going to whether or not we were going to

come back in, and they said, no, come back in, and they said, no,

come back in, and they said, no, come back in, and they said, no,

you have run out of time. That you have run out of time. That

you have run out of time. That you have run out of time. That

never happened to us. This used to never happened to us. This used to

never happened to us. This used to be an office, so they left

be an office, so they left be an office, so they left

be an office, so they left everything in. But you did it for

everything in. But you did it for everything in. But you did it for

everything in. But you did it for 21 years, what we are doing. Yes.

21 years, what we are doing. Yes. 21 years, what we are doing. Yes.

Everybody asks asked, who were the Everybody asks asked, who were the

Everybody asks asked, who were the best guests and the worst? We

best guests and the worst? We best guests and the worst? We

best guests and the worst? We always say the same. We want to

always say the same. We want to always say the same. We want to

always say the same. We want to know who was your worst and best?

know who was your worst and best? know who was your worst and best?

would say the best were the would say the best were the

would say the best were the Clintons, and we didn't separately.

Clintons, and we didn't separately. Hillary Clinton in particular,

Hillary Clinton in particular, Hillary Clinton in particular,

because she is so bright. Judy because she is so bright. Judy

because she is so bright. Judy asked her just the right question

asked her just the right question asked her just the right question

about Monica Lewinsky, which was about Monica Lewinsky, which was

about Monica Lewinsky, which was about Monica Lewinsky, which was

the elephant in the room, and she the elephant in the room, and she

the elephant in the room, and she the elephant in the room, and she

put it in such a good way that put it in such a good way that

put it in such a good way that Hillary Clinton felt confident and

Hillary Clinton felt confident and Hillary Clinton felt confident and

relaxed, and she thought, that was relaxed, and she thought, that was

relaxed, and she thought, that was relaxed, and she thought, that was

the big one over, and she relaxed, the big one over, and she relaxed,

the big one over, and she relaxed, and she gave a brilliant interview.

and she gave a brilliant interview. and she gave a brilliant interview.

Bill Clinton was a very close Bill Clinton was a very close

Bill Clinton was a very close second. But the worst one was

second. But the worst one was second. But the worst one was

undoubtedly Chris Rock. Why?He undoubtedly Chris Rock. Why?He

undoubtedly Chris Rock. Why?He undoubtedly Chris Rock. Why?He

came on with Ben Stiller to promote came on with Ben Stiller to promote

came on with Ben Stiller to promote Madagascar. Ben Stiller was great

Madagascar. Ben Stiller was great Madagascar. Ben Stiller was great

Madagascar. Ben Stiller was great but Chris Rock was just awful. He

but Chris Rock was just awful. He but Chris Rock was just awful. He

but Chris Rock was just awful. He kept turning his back on Judy, he

kept turning his back on Judy, he kept turning his back on Judy, he

thought he was being funny, and thought he was being funny, and

interrupting questions, by speaking interrupting questions, by speaking

interrupting questions, by speaking interrupting questions, by speaking

to Ben Stiller. It was one of the to Ben Stiller. It was one of the

to Ben Stiller. It was one of the rare pre- recorded moments, but had

rare pre- recorded moments, but had rare pre- recorded moments, but had

rare pre- recorded moments, but had it been alive, I would have said to

it been alive, I would have said to it been alive, I would have said to

it been alive, I would have said to him, why don't you go and get a

him, why don't you go and get a him, why don't you go and get a

him, why don't you go and get a coffee? But it was a pre- record so

coffee? But it was a pre- record so coffee? But it was a pre- record so

coffee? But it was a pre- record so we had to edit around it. I was

we had to edit around it. I was we had to edit around it. I was

asked this question for a magazine, asked this question for a magazine,

asked this question for a magazine, asked this question for a magazine,

and I said it was Chris Rock, and I said it was Chris Rock,

and I said it was Chris Rock, and I said it was Chris Rock,

because I said he was a complete... because I said he was a complete...

because I said he was a complete... because I said he was a complete...

It was a really bad word. About It was a really bad word. About

It was a really bad word. About three months later, in the magazine,

three months later, in the magazine, three months later, in the magazine,

three months later, in the magazine, there was a big picture of Chris

there was a big picture of Chris there was a big picture of Chris

Rock, and underneath it was the Rock, and underneath it was the

Rock, and underneath it was the captain, and they had actually

captain, and they had actually Now, you are doing this thing for

Now, you are doing this thing for Now, you are doing this thing for

Now, you are doing this thing for Comic Relief. Oh, yes, Ali G.Well,

Comic Relief. Oh, yes, Ali G.Well, Comic Relief. Oh, yes, Ali G.Well,

we wondered... I have �5.50. we wondered... I have �5.50.

we wondered... I have �5.50. we wondered... I have �5.50.

If you put that down for Comic If you put that down for Comic

If you put that down for Comic If you put that down for Comic

Relief, will you put this on with Relief, will you put this on with

Relief, will you put this on with Relief, will you put this on with

the glasses? Good lad! I have not the glasses? Good lad! I have not

the glasses? Good lad! I have not done this since 1990, whenever it

was. was.

was. This is great. While you are

This is great. While you are This is great. While you are

getting on, tell us what is happening tonight.

happening tonight. happening tonight.

happening tonight. happening tonight.

Is it cos I is black. Do you have Is it cos I is black. Do you have

Is it cos I is black. Do you have my Judy with you? Right, Graham

my Judy with you? Right, Graham my Judy with you? Right, Graham

Norton is doing a marathon show Norton is doing a marathon show

Norton is doing a marathon show from 7.00pm to 1.00am. Asking the

from 7.00pm to 1.00am. Asking the from 7.00pm to 1.00am. Asking the

most number of different questions most number of different questions

most number of different questions most number of different questions

on a live chat show. People can on a live chat show. People can

on a live chat show. People can on a live chat show. People can

text in the questions. They must be text in the questions. They must be

text in the questions. They must be different questions. He will have

different questions. He will have different questions. He will have

different questions. He will have co-hosts along the way. I will be

co-hosts along the way. I will be co-hosts along the way. I will be

helping him for half an hour. helping him for half an hour.

helping him for half an hour. helping him for half an hour.

Do you know which guests you have Do you know which guests you have

Do you know which guests you have Do you know which guests you have

got? Oh, yes, 358 Omagh Faith and got? Oh, yes, 358 Omagh Faith and

got? Oh, yes, 358 Omagh Faith and someone else! There are about 40

someone else! There are about 40 guests all together. Ronnie

guests all together. Ronnie guests all together. Ronnie

Corbett... Yes. There is also a Corbett... Yes. There is also a

Corbett... Yes. There is also a kissing booth. The live kissing

kissing booth. The live kissing kissing booth. The live kissing

booth and beautiful famous people, booth and beautiful famous people,

booth and beautiful famous people, booth and beautiful famous people,

prepared to be kiss. So if you come prepared to be kiss. So if you come

prepared to be kiss. So if you come down to the Television Centre, you

down to the Television Centre, you down to the Television Centre, you

down to the Television Centre, you can make a donation and get a kiss.

can make a donation and get a kiss. can make a donation and get a kiss.

can make a donation and get a kiss. How cool is that sham Check it!Ali

How cool is that sham Check it!Ali How cool is that sham Check it!Ali

How cool is that sham Check it!Ali G! As Richard was saying you can

G! As Richard was saying you can G! As Richard was saying you can

see Comic Relief's Big Chat With see Comic Relief's Big Chat With

see Comic Relief's Big Chat With Graham Norton tonight up until

1.00am. 1.00am.

1.00am. Now on the show yesterday, Justin

Now on the show yesterday, Justin Now on the show yesterday, Justin

Rowlatt began his journey finding Rowlatt began his journey finding

Rowlatt began his journey finding out about what his grandfather did

out about what his grandfather did during the war.

during the war. during the war.

It was extraordinary. Tonight he It was extraordinary. Tonight he

It was extraordinary. Tonight he discovers more about his final

moments. moments.

moments. Recently, I discovered that my

Recently, I discovered that my Recently, I discovered that my

grandfather was recruited to be a grandfather was recruited to be a

grandfather was recruited to be a part of a secret intelligence

part of a secret intelligence part of a secret intelligence

part of a secret intelligence commando team, set up by none other

commando team, set up by none other commando team, set up by none other

commando team, set up by none other than Ian Fleming. The man who would

than Ian Fleming. The man who would than Ian Fleming. The man who would

than Ian Fleming. The man who would go on to create James Bond. On June

go on to create James Bond. On June go on to create James Bond. On June

the 10th, four days after the the 10th, four days after the

the 10th, four days after the greatest invasion in history, D-Day.

greatest invasion in history, D-Day. greatest invasion in history, D-Day.

greatest invasion in history, D-Day. He set out on his first mission. My

He set out on his first mission. My He set out on his first mission. My

grandfather was lucky. There was grandfather was lucky. There was

grandfather was lucky. There was almost no resistance when the team

almost no resistance when the team almost no resistance when the team

landed here at Utah Beach. landed here at Utah Beach.

landed here at Utah Beach. One of my grand father's comrades,

One of my grand father's comrades, One of my grand father's comrades,

remembers them landing in the aftermath invasion.

aftermath invasion. aftermath invasion.

aftermath invasion. You see that the boat is lying all

You see that the boat is lying all over the place.

over the place. over the place.

over the place. They really had a tough time, but

They really had a tough time, but They really had a tough time, but

They really had a tough time, but they did the business. We walked to

they did the business. We walked to they did the business. We walked to

shore almost with dry feet. shore almost with dry feet.

shore almost with dry feet. shore almost with dry feet.

But the unit's luck would not last. But the unit's luck would not last.

But the unit's luck would not last. Historian Pall Wood age helps the

Historian Pall Wood age helps the Historian Pall Wood age helps the

relatives retrace the steps of the relatives retrace the steps of the

relatives retrace the steps of the men who fought on these beaches.

men who fought on these beaches. men who fought on these beaches.

men who fought on these beaches. What was the main target? 20 miles

What was the main target? 20 miles What was the main target? 20 miles

What was the main target? 20 miles up the road is the biggest German

up the road is the biggest German army base in Normandy.

army base in Normandy. army base in Normandy.

So where did my grandfather then So where did my grandfather then

So where did my grandfather then So where did my grandfather then

go? They are moving up the beach go? They are moving up the beach

go? They are moving up the beach go? They are moving up the beach

and down from highland to the road. and down from highland to the road.

Let's have a look. Let's have a look.

Let's have a look. From the veteran accounts, and the

From the veteran accounts, and the From the veteran accounts, and the

From the veteran accounts, and the maps that they used, we traced the

maps that they used, we traced the maps that they used, we traced the

three miles from Utah Beach, in three miles from Utah Beach, in

three miles from Utah Beach, in search of where my grandfather and

search of where my grandfather and his unit bedded down.

his unit bedded down. his unit bedded down.

his unit bedded down. Is this the field?. This is the one,

Is this the field?. This is the one, Is this the field?. This is the one,

Is this the field?. This is the one, we are coming into it now. It fits

we are coming into it now. It fits we are coming into it now. It fits

what the veterans told us. It does.

It does. It does.

Here, my grandfather and his troop Here, my grandfather and his troop

Here, my grandfather and his troop Here, my grandfather and his troop

dug in for the light, but suddenly dug in for the light, but suddenly

dug in for the light, but suddenly a German bomber spotted their

a German bomber spotted their position an attacked.

position an attacked. position an attacked.

The old bombs scattered everything The old bombs scattered everything

The old bombs scattered everything sideways. That is what hit your

sideways. That is what hit your sideways. That is what hit your

grandfather. I think it was the grandfather. I think it was the

grandfather. I think it was the Finn it wasn't straight into his

Finn it wasn't straight into his Finn it wasn't straight into his

heart. He died instantly. It is heart. He died instantly. It is

heart. He died instantly. It is extraordinary, 70 years on, almost,

extraordinary, 70 years on, almost, extraordinary, 70 years on, almost,

extraordinary, 70 years on, almost, to speak to you, you, who were

to speak to you, you, who were to speak to you, you, who were

there when my grandfather died. there when my grandfather died.

Yes. Poor chap. Yes. Poor chap.

Yes. Poor chap. Yes. Poor chap.

At 44, he died just a few years At 44, he died just a few years

At 44, he died just a few years younger than me and barely hours

younger than me and barely hours into his first mission.

into his first mission. into his first mission.

into his first mission. It is incredible to think that my,

It is incredible to think that my, It is incredible to think that my,

you know my family were shattered you know my family were shattered

by what happened here. by what happened here.

by what happened here. by what happened here.

My mum and her sister's lives were The tragic news came home in a

The tragic news came home in a The tragic news came home in a

three-line telegram. My aunt, who three-line telegram. My aunt, who

three-line telegram. My aunt, who was nine, remembers her mother

opening it. opening it.

opening it. opening it.

She said, "Oh, he's gone." I never She said, "Oh, he's gone." I never

She said, "Oh, he's gone." I never expected it. We went into the

expected it. We went into the expected it. We went into the

expected it. We went into the sitting room. She sat down. I think

sitting room. She sat down. I think we all cried.

we all cried. we all cried.

I can remember saying, "Daddy's I can remember saying, "Daddy's

I can remember saying, "Daddy's dead. Daddy's dead. Daddy's dead."

dead. Daddy's dead. Daddy's dead." dead. Daddy's dead. Daddy's dead."

dead. Daddy's dead. Daddy's dead." But one thing I am certain of is

But one thing I am certain of is But one thing I am certain of is

that my grandfather would feel that my grandfather would feel

that my grandfather would feel that my grandfather would feel

pride in what 30 Assault Unit would pride in what 30 Assault Unit would

pride in what 30 Assault Unit would go on to achieve. They seized

go on to achieve. They seized Germany's entire Naval archive,

Germany's entire Naval archive, Germany's entire Naval archive,

latter used in the Nuremberg trials, latter used in the Nuremberg trials,

latter used in the Nuremberg trials, latter used in the Nuremberg trials,

sealing the end of the Third Reich. sealing the end of the Third Reich.

sealing the end of the Third Reich. Of course, my grandfather would

Of course, my grandfather would Of course, my grandfather would

never get to celebrate those never get to celebrate those

never get to celebrate those successes. His unit was soon

disbanded. disbanded.

disbanded. disbanded.

But I am immensely proud of the But I am immensely proud of the

But I am immensely proud of the sacrifice that he and his comrades

made. made.

made. made.

And there we are. Justin and Anthea And there we are. Justin and Anthea

And there we are. Justin and Anthea And there we are. Justin and Anthea

join us to talk about this a little join us to talk about this a little

join us to talk about this a little more. It is incredibly emotional.

more. It is incredibly emotional. more. It is incredibly emotional.

Both films have been incredible. Both films have been incredible.

Both films have been incredible. Anthea, you mentioned in the first

Anthea, you mentioned in the first Anthea, you mentioned in the first

Anthea, you mentioned in the first film, you knew there was a lot of

film, you knew there was a lot of film, you knew there was a lot of

secrecy around what your dad was secrecy around what your dad was

secrecy around what your dad was secrecy around what your dad was

doing. Do you think that your mum doing. Do you think that your mum

doing. Do you think that your mum doing. Do you think that your mum

knew what his job was? I don't know knew what his job was? I don't know

knew what his job was? I don't know knew what his job was? I don't know

how much she knew. She would not how much she knew. She would not

how much she knew. She would not how much she knew. She would not

have told us, any way, but what I have told us, any way, but what I

have told us, any way, but what I have told us, any way, but what I

do know is that when the war was do know is that when the war was

do know is that when the war was do know is that when the war was

over, and he had not come back, she over, and he had not come back, she

over, and he had not come back, she over, and he had not come back, she

knew an awful lot. She said she knew an awful lot. She said she

knew an awful lot. She said she knew an awful lot. She said she

knew that he had a model made of knew that he had a model made of

knew that he had a model made of knew that he had a model made of

where he was going. What was the where he was going. What was the

where he was going. What was the where he was going. What was the

objective of where he was going. So objective of where he was going. So

objective of where he was going. So objective of where he was going. So

they did talk to each other, but they did talk to each other, but

they did talk to each other, but obviously she did not tell us.

obviously she did not tell us. obviously she did not tell us.

obviously she did not tell us. Knowing what you know now, does it

Knowing what you know now, does it Knowing what you know now, does it

give you closure? Finally, you know give you closure? Finally, you know

give you closure? Finally, you know give you closure? Finally, you know

exactly what it is that your dad exactly what it is that your dad

exactly what it is that your dad did? It has been amazingly helpful.

did? It has been amazingly helpful. did? It has been amazingly helpful.

It really has been. Amazingly It really has been. Amazingly

helpful. Having read Nicholas helpful. Having read Nicholas

helpful. Having read Nicholas Ranking's book? He was really

Ranking's book? He was really Ranking's book? He was really

Ranking's book? He was really helpful in getting us in touch of

helpful in getting us in touch of helpful in getting us in touch of

veterans. It is called the 30 veterans. It is called the 30

veterans. It is called the 30 Commando. That is what they were.

Commando. That is what they were. Commando. That is what they were.

It was wonderful. This programme It was wonderful. This programme

It was wonderful. This programme It was wonderful. This programme

has been helpful! What a find to go has been helpful! What a find to go

has been helpful! What a find to go to the field? It is extraordinary

to the field? It is extraordinary to the field? It is extraordinary

to the field? It is extraordinary to zis cover that your grand fath,

to zis cover that your grand fath, to zis cover that your grand fath,

to zis cover that your grand fath, we knew he was, had died at D-Day

we knew he was, had died at D-Day we knew he was, had died at D-Day

we knew he was, had died at D-Day but what we did not know was that

but what we did not know was that but what we did not know was that

he was hand-picked by Fleming to he was hand-picked by Fleming to

he was hand-picked by Fleming to he was hand-picked by Fleming to

spend time in the unit. It gave me spend time in the unit. It gave me

spend time in the unit. It gave me spend time in the unit. It gave me

access to a story, you knew more access to a story, you knew more

access to a story, you knew more access to a story, you knew more

about it than I did. I had not about it than I did. I had not

about it than I did. I had not about it than I did. I had not

known about it. It took me on a known about it. It took me on a

known about it. It took me on a journey that was moving and engaged

journey that was moving and engaged journey that was moving and engaged

journey that was moving and engaged journey that was moving and engaged

me in the history of my family in a me in the history of my family in a

me in the history of my family in a me in the history of my family in a

way that I had not had before. If way that I had not had before. If

way that I had not had before. If anyones that stories like that in

anyones that stories like that in anyones that stories like that in

their family, I would recommend their family, I would recommend

their family, I would recommend their family, I would recommend

that they go out and explore them. that they go out and explore them.

that they go out and explore them. that they go out and explore them.

that they go out and explore them. And in a way there is more. It is

And in a way there is more. It is And in a way there is more. It is

still coming out. It was incredible still coming out. It was incredible

still coming out. It was incredible still coming out. It was incredible

to meet the people who knew him. to meet the people who knew him.

to meet the people who knew him. They remember vividly the moment,

They remember vividly the moment, They remember vividly the moment,

They remember vividly the moment, the time of his death. To sith

the time of his death. To sith the time of his death. To sith

the time of his death. To sith there with them, 70 years on it is

there with them, 70 years on it is there with them, 70 years on it is

a real privilege. Anthea, what we a real privilege. Anthea, what we

love about you. love about you.

love about you. You have something to kprem rate

You have something to kprem rate You have something to kprem rate

your dad, haven't you? Come emrate your dad, haven't you? Come emrate

your dad, haven't you? Come emrate your dad, have been you? Yes!

your dad, have been you? Yes! your dad, have been you? Yes!

Anthea had this done at 72. APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE APPLAUSE

The story about the colouring is The story about the colouring is

The story about the colouring is The story about the colouring is

that it had to be dark blew. That that it had to be dark blew. That

that it had to be dark blew. That that it had to be dark blew. That

is what I remember him wearing in is what I remember him wearing in

is what I remember him wearing in his uniform it needed yellow for

his uniform it needed yellow for his uniform it needed yellow for

his uniform it needed yellow for the gold braid that they wore on

their cuffs. their cuffs.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. It has been fascinating to hear

It has been fascinating to hear It has been fascinating to hear

It has been fascinating to hear your story over the last couple of

your story over the last couple of your story over the last couple of

days. Now, for many people, Vicky days. Now, for many people, Vicky

days. Now, for many people, Vicky Pryce's attempts to get her husband

Pryce's attempts to get her husband Pryce's attempts to get her husband

Pryce's attempts to get her husband in court, was a simple course of

in court, was a simple course of in court, was a simple course of

events.Ed it she was found guilty events.Ed it she was found guilty

events.Ed it she was found guilty of perverting the course of justice.

of perverting the course of justice. of perverting the course of justice.

John Sergeant says that justice is John Sergeant says that justice is

John Sergeant says that justice is John Sergeant says that justice is

not always as sweet as it should be. not always as sweet as it should be.

not always as sweet as it should be. not always as sweet as it should be.

It has been said that hell hath no It has been said that hell hath no

It has been said that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. There

fury like a woman scorned. There fury like a woman scorned. There

fury like a woman scorned. There has been no denying in that truth.

has been no denying in that truth. has been no denying in that truth.

It was revenge that fuelled the It was revenge that fuelled the

It was revenge that fuelled the It was revenge that fuelled the

court case. Vicky Pryce let it be court case. Vicky Pryce let it be

court case. Vicky Pryce let it be known she had reluctantly accepted

known she had reluctantly accepted known she had reluctantly accepted

Chris Huhne's penalty points. She Chris Huhne's penalty points. She

Chris Huhne's penalty points. She Chris Huhne's penalty points. She

wanted to nail him to pay him back wanted to nail him to pay him back

wanted to nail him to pay him back wanted to nail him to pay him back

for his affair. Men too can wreak for his affair. Men too can wreak

revenge. William Shakespeare's revenge. William Shakespeare's

revenge. William Shakespeare's Hamlet, avenging the death of his

Hamlet, avenging the death of his Hamlet, avenging the death of his

father and Cristo savaging his father and Cristo savaging his

escape from prison. escape from prison.

escape from prison. escape from prison.

The thing about revenge, is that we The thing about revenge, is that we

The thing about revenge, is that we The thing about revenge, is that we

have fantasies but few act them out. have fantasies but few act them out.

have fantasies but few act them out. have fantasies but few act them out.

So when it does happen, we can life So when it does happen, we can life

So when it does happen, we can life through them excitingly. There is

through them excitingly. There is through them excitingly. There is

the famous story of Nick Faldo, the famous story of Nick Faldo,

the famous story of Nick Faldo, when he dumped his girlfriend, she

when he dumped his girlfriend, she when he dumped his girlfriend, she

took out revenge by getting his took out revenge by getting his

took out revenge by getting his golf clubs and smashing up his

golf clubs and smashing up his Porsche. His most treasured

possession. possession.

possession. possession.

20 years ago, Lady Moon became a 20 years ago, Lady Moon became a

household name after her household name after her

extraordinary reaction to her husband's affair.

husband's affair. husband's affair.

husband's affair. He had sold the family house for a

He had sold the family house for a He had sold the family house for a

He had sold the family house for a lot of money and put it straight to

lot of money and put it straight to lot of money and put it straight to

lot of money and put it straight to South Africa where he was to live

South Africa where he was to live South Africa where he was to live

with this new lovely young woman. with this new lovely young woman.

with this new lovely young woman. Therefore, even I knew then that

Therefore, even I knew then that Therefore, even I knew then that

getting money back from South getting money back from South

getting money back from South Africa was almost impossible. He

Africa was almost impossible. He Africa was almost impossible. He

Africa was almost impossible. He went down and fell about this woman.

went down and fell about this woman. went down and fell about this woman.

went down and fell about this woman. She lived about half a mile away.

She lived about half a mile away. She lived about half a mile away.

She lived about half a mile away. Every time I went past there was

his car. his car.

his car. his car.

So, by rubbing salt into the wound So, by rubbing salt into the wound

So, by rubbing salt into the wound over and over again, it felt.

over and over again, it felt. over and over again, it felt.

over and over again, it felt. over and over again, it felt.

What did you do? I took two pots of What did you do? I took two pots of

What did you do? I took two pots of white emulsion and poured it over

white emulsion and poured it over white emulsion and poured it over

white emulsion and poured it over his car in the dead of night. Then

his car in the dead of night. Then his car in the dead of night. Then

his car in the dead of night. Then his car in the dead of night. Then

I cut off one arm of, I think about I cut off one arm of, I think about

I cut off one arm of, I think about I cut off one arm of, I think about

36 suits. Then I gave away his wine cellar.

cellar. cellar.

cellar. Which I dropped on with the milk

Which I dropped on with the milk bottles around the neighbourhood.

bottles around the neighbourhood. bottles around the neighbourhood.

bottles around the neighbourhood. You got your revenge? I got the

You got your revenge? I got the You got your revenge? I got the

You got your revenge? I got the attention of the world. I did not

attention of the world. I did not attention of the world. I did not

attention of the world. I did not realise that is what I wanted. I

realise that is what I wanted. I realise that is what I wanted. I

realise that is what I wanted. I wanted somebody to listen to me, to

comfort me. comfort me.

comfort me. comfort me.

If you look back on this, does it If you look back on this, does it

If you look back on this, does it If you look back on this, does it

seem a sensible thing to do? No. It seem a sensible thing to do? No. It

seem a sensible thing to do? No. It was very, very stupid. Very stupid.

was very, very stupid. Very stupid. was very, very stupid. Very stupid.

Humiliation can be a weapon. The Humiliation can be a weapon. The

Humiliation can be a weapon. The more public the humiliation, the

better. better.

better. better.

In 2008 there was an example of In 2008 there was an example of

In 2008 there was an example of Jimmy Wales, the founder of

Jimmy Wales, the founder of Jimmy Wales, the founder of

Wikipedia, who dumped his partner Wikipedia, who dumped his partner

Wikipedia, who dumped his partner on the Wikipedia page. She took

on the Wikipedia page. She took on the Wikipedia page. She took

revenge by going on eBay and revenge by going on eBay and

selling his dirty laundry. selling his dirty laundry.

selling his dirty laundry. But sometimes, these situations can

But sometimes, these situations can But sometimes, these situations can

But sometimes, these situations can get out of hand and be violent and

unpleasant. unpleasant.

unpleasant. The most horrible stories in living

The most horrible stories in living The most horrible stories in living

memory was the won of LoreenaBobbit. memory was the won of LoreenaBobbit.

memory was the won of LoreenaBobbit. memory was the won of LoreenaBobbit.

Who came into the house and cut off his manhood.

his manhood. his manhood.

his manhood. What is a good example of someone

What is a good example of someone What is a good example of someone

What is a good example of someone who played it well? Prid. On the

who played it well? Prid. On the who played it well? Prid. On the

night that Prince Charles announced night that Prince Charles announced

night that Prince Charles announced night that Prince Charles announced

on an interview, he had been having on an interview, he had been having

on an interview, he had been having an affair -- Princess Diana. Diana

an affair -- Princess Diana. Diana an affair -- Princess Diana. Diana

turned up, looking a million turned up, looking a million

turned up, looking a million dollars in a black dress. Looking

dollars in a black dress. Looking dollars in a black dress. Looking

as if Prince Charles was ancient as if Prince Charles was ancient

as if Prince Charles was ancient history. She moved on, the whole

history. She moved on, the whole history. She moved on, the whole

history. She moved on, the whole world was at her feet. That was the

world was at her feet. That was the world was at her feet. That was the

only way to have revenge. only way to have revenge.

only way to have revenge. What is your advice if somebody

What is your advice if somebody What is your advice if somebody

What is your advice if somebody says to you they would like to

says to you they would like to says to you they would like to

exact revenge? What would your exact revenge? What would your

exact revenge? What would your exact revenge? What would your

answer be? Don't do it. It is too answer be? Don't do it. It is too

answer be? Don't do it. It is too tricky. You never know. The

tricky. You never know. The tricky. You never know. The

equation is so complicated. You equation is so complicated. You

equation is so complicated. You equation is so complicated. You

never know how it could back fire. never know how it could back fire.

never know how it could back fire. never know how it could back fire.

So, do you follow that advice or So, do you follow that advice or

So, do you follow that advice or So, do you follow that advice or

the example? I think not to do the example? I think not to do

the example? I think not to do anything in haste is probably the

anything in haste is probably the anything in haste is probably the

lesson. Well, Vicky Pryce did not lesson. Well, Vicky Pryce did not

lesson. Well, Vicky Pryce did not lesson. Well, Vicky Pryce did not

do it in haste, she took her time. do it in haste, she took her time.

do it in haste, she took her time. But it was interesting that Lady

But it was interesting that Lady But it was interesting that Lady

Moon was saying she wanted the Moon was saying she wanted the

attention of the world. attention of the world.

attention of the world. attention of the world.

And that is what Vicky Pryce got. And that is what Vicky Pryce got.

And that is what Vicky Pryce got. And that is what Vicky Pryce got.

Were you surprised by that? I was not surprised.

not surprised. not surprised.

And you are incredibly proud of And you are incredibly proud of

And you are incredibly proud of And you are incredibly proud of

your other half, she has gone in at your other half, she has gone in at

your other half, she has gone in at number three on the bestseller list

I am. I am.

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