07/05/2014 The One Show

Brotherhood of Man are preparing for their performance on tonight's

edition of The One Show. They have now been joined by members of Bucks

Fizz, who also won Eurovision. What are you doing here? We are doing The

One Show. No, we are on The One Show. What are we going to do about

that? We'll sort something out! Hello, welcome to The One Show with

Matt Baker and Alex Jones. In Eurovision week we have two British

winners with us tonight. And we have worked it all out. Inspired by McFly

and Busted, who recently joined together to create McBusted, we are

joining former members of Bucks Fizz with Rutherford of man to create...

Brotherhood of Fizz! It looks like an album cover. They are going to be

performing live later. Our the skirts coming off? What about the

trousers? We've also got some massive military machinery to keep

the peace between the two bands. We'll be telling you more about

those machines later. Continuing the Eurovision theme, we are joined by

disco diva, behind hits like this. # Do it

Take your mama out all night # So she'll have no doubt

That we're doing the best we can And Chris Packham is here, looking

very dapper. And a little birdie tells me that we are going to be

exclusively revealing the location of this year's Springwatch? At the

moment, my lips are sealed, you'll have to wait. After all of that,

we'll need some time to relax and enjoy the flowers. Thank goodness,

we have two host is of the BBC Chelsea Flower Show coverage. It

is... Sophie Raworth and Joe Smith! Good to see you both. Good to see

you. Nice flowers. Did you bring those in? I grew them myself! Let's

talk about your running. Congratulations! Not only the London

Marathon, a few days later you did the Boston Marathon? I've done the

London Marathon a few years in the deliberate co-pay row, and then I

actually qualified for something for the first time. I decided to do

Boston as well. I ran eight days after London. The woman I am

standing with is called Jackie, 61 years old. Everybody kept saying,

you did two back-to-back! She does one every single weekend and she had

to wait for me at the end of Boston. I was in bits. We've got a

Eurovision theme. Being a flower man, do you like the campness and

colour? It sort of went downhill after Bucks Fizz. Those were the big

days. We look forward to seeing you joining in later on. Now, is your

life constantly on charge? Do you have an array of phones, cameras,

shavers and toothbrushes plugged into the wall, displaying more

linking lights and the bridge of the Starship Enterprise? If so, you are

not alone. Before you spend money on replacement chargers, just he'd Dan

Donnelly's advice. Or you could end this is the moment and our chronic

cigarette left charging behind a pub bar explodes into flames. It may be

rare, but it's far from the only such incident to have happened. What

is going on? In many cases, it wasn't just the e-cigarette to

blame, but one of these. A fake charger that is not safe to use.

Millions of chargers were left five devices are bought every year online

and in markets and shops. Hundreds of thousands of them are cheap

imitations that contain hidden dangers. I've come to the burn Hall

at the building research Establishment, near Watford, to find

out what the dangers are. A team of fire investigators are rigging up

and e-cigarette to replicate what can happen when a dodgy charger is

used. In less than 30 minutes, the risks become clear. Some smoke

coming out of the end. Flames, as well. So, how has the charger done

that? What we have done is replicated them without the normal

protection you would hope would be in the correct equipment. What has

happened is it has charged the battery and continued to keep trying

to charge it, whereas normally you would expect it to cut off. It is

not just e-cigarettes? It is everything else, you need to make

sure you are charging the device with something compatible, ideally

the one that came with it. The problem comes when people replace

the chargers, because there are so many cheap imitations out there. In

one period, trading standards officers in Buckinghamshire seized

nearly 3600 chargers. They are almost indistinguishable from the

real thing. On the outside, at least. If you open it, you can see

how cheap it is. The wait is very light. All that is holding is small

wires in place is a ball of soldering. People think there is a

minimum standard and it is safe. They don't understand it is so much

cheaper because the safety has been compromise. To think you could pull

it out of the wall and be greeted with 240 volts, it is scary. Why are

people buying them, then? It comes down to money. A real charger might

cost ?20. Bought online, this fake charger is just ?3. But do people

realise they could be putting there lives at risk. Would you buy a cheap

one? Why not, if it does the same as an expensive one? I would,

definitely, I have. Would the safety borrow it? Yes, I saw one go up in

flames. I'll show you what can happen. Would you buy one now? No.

You said you were happy to buy a cheap one. Maybe not any more,

that's crazy! If that wasn't enough to make the point, back in the

burning Hall, our fire investigators have set up one more test. This is a

laptop battery, normally very safe. In extreme circumstances, the wrong

charger, dodgy battery, it could be dangerous? Normally perfectly safe,

there are a lot of fail-safe syn laptops nowadays. You would not

expect any problems. But there could be damage, a different charging

unit, we would hope not to seek it going, but it is possible. It is

extremely rare, but the combination of a damaged battery and a wrong or

fake charger could result in this. You would have to be crazy to risk

something like that for the sake of saving a few quid? Clearly, it would

have ignited anything else in the area. The wary of dying devices that

might seem cheap at the time, but could cause a problem in the long

run. Everything I've seen to date shows you would have to be nuts to

buy one of these. They might be cheap, but it could be the most

dangerous thing you ever buy. I could hear plugs being pulled out

of sockets! Don't pull the television out, though. You need is

until eight o'clock. Tony is here. We saw clearly the effect of a cheap

charger. But it's not just cheap chargers? It's quite scary, isn't

it? The problem with e-cigarette is that their batteries need a lot less

voltage. If you start swapping chargers, if you put a phone charger

into it, it gives off a higher current. The best advice is to

follow what the manufacturers recommend, or stick to what they

give you. The other issue is that we mix and match, but one of those into

the wall, and then plug... If it fits, you just hugged in. You think,

the light is on, it's fine. My kids always take mine of me. You have to

make sure that the voltage map choose. If there is nothing on the

plug, you have to go with the manufacturer's advice. The use of

e-cigarettes was banned in New York, what is the situation in UK? Around

the UK, it's interesting. Public-health England, they are

considering banning them. In Wales, there is a consultation. In

Scotland, it is called the Royal Environmental Health Institute For

Scotland's Gps, and in Northern Ireland a leading health charity has

called for a ban. Suber. Now for a lady who has been doing a

first-class job for her community for as long as the Queen has been on

the throne. We would like you to meet Esther, the Highland

postmistress finally coming out from behind a desk after six dedicated

decades. The remote and beautiful Highland

village of Kylesku is home to the longest serving postmistress in

Britain. And I'm here to meet her. After 61 years, she has finally

decided to retire. Pleased to meet you! So, this is tiny. Tell me, what

is the size of it? 6-foot by eight foot. And you pack a lot in here?

This makes the post office one of the smallest in Britain. On a busy

day, how many letters do you post? It varies. Sometimes it is seven,

sometimes 12. Other days, two three. It's a good job you are not

claustrophobic! Shall we get outside and have a chat? When she started as

postmistress in 1953, she was only 22. How were things different? We

were doing everything with pen and paper then, we didn't have

computers. Kylesku is quite small, very remote. Completely different to

in the city. But we are very happy. How did the locals feel about you

retiring? I don't think they are very pleased, they would like to

keep the post office. I have been around a few people and asked if

they would take it over. They said no. But maybe they will change their

minds. I hope so. Are you looking forward to retirement? I'm going to

miss it. On the other hand, my husband and myself will probably

travel a bit. Everybody in the area knows Esther and her post office.

I've worked with Esther for 15 of those 61 years and it has been a

pleasure to work with such a lady. She is an absolute diamond. We are

fully omitted to retaining the service, but clearly Esther is

irreplaceable. An absolute legend, you would never get out of there

without a cup of Tay and a cake. Always there when you need help.

She's not leaving us, she is still in the village, so we can still have

cups of tea and a chat. IQ so much to Esther for showing us around. We

are not going to leave it there. -- thank you. We want to make her final

week very special and very busy indeed. We would like you to send

Esther a good luck card. We are sending them to a local hotel so we

can surprise her, as long as she is not watching now! Sophie and Joe,

could you tell us the address? Brilliant, thank you very much. All

of the guests in the studio have got cards that they are signing for her.

Come on, viewers, schools, fellow postal workers, get a card in the

post. We know you will not let her down. That will be lovely for her.

And we want her to receive them before Wednesday of next week. So

get them in the post as quickly as you can. It would be lovely if

somebody wanted to send a bouquet of flowers. Which flowers travel best?

Maybe something that is UK grown would be nice. Maybe Alis. I am

having problems with mine at the moment! All send some seeds may be.

So, you are both hosting coverage of this year's BBC Chelsea Flower Show.

We are very excited. Sophie, we know about your impeccable news

credentials but what about gardening? I actually come from a

family of pretty serious gardeners. Both sets of grandparents have

opened their garden to the public. My parents have a garden in

Twickenham where I grew up which is open every year to the public. My

mother was a florist and has written numerous books about flowers. I

basically spent my childhood surrounded by oasis which they use

for flower arranging and being carted around London to water

flowers. I have grown-up with it. It is something which is very much in

the family. It is wonderful to be able to continue it in this way. And

we have the proof that you did grow up in the middle of a garden! We

think this might be you. I looked at my bees

think this might be you. I looked at special treat. That is lovely. It is

a really good comb. I can tell by the weight of it, it is sealed

honey. When was the last time you saw that? I have not seen it for a

long time. That was my mum cos we kept bees. It was a family industry.

I was very proud of my sweater. I said years later, how did you let me

look like that? You have mentioned you have been down to the Chelsea

Flower Show. I have been filming Countdown To Chelsea. Normally we

see the amazing gardens but there is an incredible amount of work that

goes into it. Years goes into the planning. How many people are there

with wheelbarrows? Hundreds. Machinery, reversing vehicles,

health and is a, high visibility jackets, steel boots. Which gardens

are you most excited about seeing? There are lots of really interesting

ones. A good friend of mine has about 25 gold medals already so he

will have a great garden and another guy who always does something really

classy. But it is re-hard to say which will get cold or Best in show.

-- it is very hard to say. There is also the First World War theme

coming through very strongly because it is the centenary. There are two

in there. There is No Man's Land by well-known garden designer. It is

her first one at Chelsea said that is big pressure. She's a first-time

designer. There is a focus on first-time young designers. There

are four or five who are literally 28, 29, 30, first time at Chelsea.

Huge pressure. You are on the world stage. There are some uncalled

Matthew Keatley doing the Help for Heroes garden. I have followed his

progress for the last few months and the amount of effort and work that

goes into designing those gardens. And today, they have to see if

things fit all if they should come together as they should. It is

incredibly stressful getting of on-site to build and create a garden

and make it look stunning. There we are, a week on Monday we will be

there. We will try and bring together your gardening knowledge.

We want you to guess the famous garden. Let's have the first one.

Any idea where this is? It has been on the news. Buckingham Palace?

Downing Street? It is Downing Street! Let's go to the next one.

That is one out of the way. It is a bit further afield. The White House.

The White House, it is. Do you know this one? It has been in the news

very recently. It is quite a sad story. Today this was in the news.

You were not on the news today. This is Colin and Kath's grass verge.

There have been looking after this flower bed for 15 years and they

have been fined ?50 and have been asked by the council to dig it up.

Jelena Cribb they are criminally damaging the hard way. It is

ridiculous, guerrilla gardening, that is what it is about. The

Countdown To Chelsea is at three o'clock next Monday and the BBC

coverage of Chelsea Flower Show starts on Sunday 18th of May. Now,

tonight, we are making Eurovision history. The two British Eurovision

winners with us who are coming together for a very special

supergroup performance. We will be talking to members of Bucks Fizz

later on but first off, it is Brotherhood of Man who won the

contest in 1976 with Save All Your Kisses For Me and this is what they

looked like back then. # bye-bye, baby, bye-bye... This is

what they looked like now! Welcome, welcome. Lee, we will start with

you, Save All Your Kisses For Me, it is the biggest selling Eurovision

winning song ever. What is the key to that because you wrote it? We

did. We wanted something that everyone would remember so it had to

be a simple melody and we wanted international words so that is the

bye-bye, baby, said people overseas would catch on to that. And we had

our little dance to keep it all going and then we had what we call

the R factor at the end. Sandra, your overriding memory back then of

the Netherlands, is it very vivid to you? It was wonderful. Our agency, a

whole group from Manchester were all waving the flag is, it was

fantastic. A great orchestra, lovely people to work with and of course,

we were number one when we actually stepped out on that stage. Britain

had put us to number one and we were first out which was a bit nerve

wracking. But that was great. It will be like old times tonight, let

me tell you! We are going to give you a bit of a challenge here. We

want to play your clip and you have got to tell us what happened next.

You have three choices. You can choose which one would you like?

1985. Had you got a memory as good as that? ! Jelena Creer have already

chosen, my friend, it is 1985! You have already chosen, my friend. I

have got it, she has got another dress on underneath and she pulls it

down. Totally. We will be doing the same with Bucks Fizz shortly. It was

all set up. How fantastic. Yes, indeed.

What a great outfit! Chris Pack is here and soon, he will reveal where

he and the rest of the Springwatch team will be setting up camp. But

before that we have set up to wildlife cameraman a spring

challenge of our own. My name is Lindsay McRae and I have been

filming wildlife since I was 12 years old. What I am mad keen on is

seeing those bits of behaviour that we do not often see. My name is

Richard Taylor Jones. I enjoy seeing everyday animals in extraordinary

ways and Wales are like showing rare animals that people may be do not

get to see. We have been challenged to film the perfect shot which says

spring is here. We both have different ideas about what that shot

should be. To my mind is when one of the -- one of the greatest spring

spectacles is when our woodlands are full of loopholes. Lindsay has other

ideas. I have chosen to try and film the mating and courtship dance of

the great crested greed. It is a long shot because I have only ever

seen it once in awhile before but if I get it, it will definitely be a

winner. I am heading to Wigan. This nature reserve is home to ten pairs

of great crested grebes. It has just gone six o'clock in the

morning. It rained overnight. There are some mist around so conditions

are perfect. From what I know, they do tend to do it in the first few

hours. I can only see a few birds. I had better start getting my camera

gear set up. Down in Kent I have had to get up early as well. The best

light for filming is dawn and dusk and I would like to capture that

crisp sunlight above one of our great spectacles, bluebells. It is

hard to work out where I want to film in the dark. But I have made a

best guess based on where the sun will come up because I want to --

the sun to come up. To get the best shot, and using a motorised slider

and I'm using a lens which has a narrow depth of field which allows

the bluebells to drift in and out of focus. I want to be able to shoot

through the bluebells. It should be a really lovely serial shot of just

drifting along with the dawn light breaking behind. -- serial... In

Wigan I am having a bit of luck. I have got a really long lens on the

front which enables me to get as close as I possibly could. The

really small tripod so I can get as low to the water as possible. It

just looks a lot nicer if you are filming across the water rather than

looking down on it. What I'm hoping to film it is the various stages

which make up the grebes mating ritual. They bobbed their heads and

dive under the water with a gift of weed. In extraordinary cases, when

they both come together they almost rise up out of the water, paddling

on their feet. I hope that will happen. At the moment I have not

even seen stage one. So I think I am in for a long, cold, damp weight.

Time is something I have not got. I have got a problem. Look how loose

that is. It was not a minute ago. If it is loose, you end up with a lot

of warble on your shot. Little things like that can make all the

difference and completely ruin the shot. With Sunrise almost upon me

and no sign of Lindsay Posner lovebirds performing, it is hard to

see if either of us will get our definitive spring shot.

APPLAUSE Chris Packham is with us. You will

be hoping to see some more Chris Packham is with us. You will

Springwatch is back soon and you will reveal the secret location of

this year's series. Can we have a drum roll? We are going to

Minsmere. Why have you chosen that? Minsmere is fantastic. It is

brilliant. It is a sculptured landscape that the RSPB have made

since the end of the war. It has great habitats, C, sure, marshlands

and reads. It will capture an area which says a

and reads. It will capture an area Britain all over. And it has got a

great cafe! That is what you need! What are you hoping to see? We are

looking at specialists to start with. The reed bed birds. The bid

turned very shy. And there are Marsh Harriers. I first went in 1976

because was where the last Marsh Harriers were hanging on. They

bounced back. There are 350 pairs. Also the stone curlew, a feast of

birds, we will be completely spoiled. And it is not just birds?

No, there will be badges and otters. We have seen otters in other

places but this is a different environment. It will be interesting

to see how willing they are to perform in front of our cameras. It

is all very well to say they are there but these guys have got to go

and capture them on camera for us. That is the thing about Springwatch,

you never know! You need something to talk about otherwise I will be

digging a woodlouse out from underneath the table!

You are giving somebody the most remarkable hearing experience for

the first time? Joe Milne was a lady that could not hear and was given a

cochlear implants. Many viewers might have seen her on YouTube, or

BBC News, when she could hear for the first time. Chris Watson, one of

our sound men, has taken her out so she could hear the dawn chorus.

What a thing to hear for the first time. We take that for granted. All

across the country, if people put their head out of the window, they

could hear a blackbird singing. Most nights of the year they would not

hear that in the background sounds of their life. But seeing that lady

enjoyed for the first time, it's the poignancy of just how lucky we are

to have these birds around us and enjoy them. We are trying to bring

very simple things like that, sometimes dress them up with some

new science if we have found out anything new, and tell the audience.

It's not about rarities, it's about back garden birds and enjoying it

more. It's a special year, you are celebrating ten years this year,

with the return of Bill Oddie? No less! Obviously is Springwatch would

not be here without Bill and Kate. They left a great legacy. I took

over from Bill, difficult shoes to fill. He's coming back to the

programme, I can't wait. We are great mates and have a great passion

for birds. We are going to be looking back over the last ten

years. We hope it will go on for another ten, not necessarily with

myself and Bill, but with other enthusiasts. To reinvent what we are

able to offer, using British wildlife. From my point of view, and

most of our viewers, there is still a lot to do and say about it. We

look forward to it, Springwatch start on Monday the 26th of May. You

will know, what do you call a collective noun of wrens? There are

a lot, and murder of crows, Parliament of owls. It is a chime.

But they don't really chime, they chatter. Whoever thought that up, I

think we need a 20th-century rethink. If you have any ideas, send

them in. This time, it is a reunion of wrens. Ruth Goodman has reunited

a remarkable group of women, trusted with some of the biggest secrets of

World War II. This is Bletchley Park. 70 years

ago, it was Station X, a place of such importance that people working

here were sworn to lifelong secrecy. All the more remarkable that this

photograph was ever taken. Tiny, but hugely significant. These were the

women who worked on Colossus, built to crack secret messages from Hitler

to his high command. They did it in this unremarkable building, now a

national museum of computing. Seven decades later, the owner of that

photo, Joanna Chorley, seen on the right, is here. How on earth did a

photograph like this get to be taken during the war? I think this was

after the war and we were all about to be sent to other places. I think

that is the only reason it would have been there. All of these people

were sea watch, most of them workers on Colossus. With a little bit of

help, programmer Crowe has managed to find some of the last surviving

Wrens in the photo. Now in their 80s, this is the first time they

have been together since the war. There she is, with her legs up.

She's just arrived! We need your memory. The Wrens came to Bletchley

with no idea of what was ahead. We were going to do a job, which they

could not tell us about because they didn't know. They couldn't even tell

us where it was. Very frighteningly, they said, once you get there, you

will not be able to go anywhere else until the war ends. In those days,

the Official Secrets Act meant official secrets. You didn't sign it

and then go to the press with a copy of what they were doing. I think

there was a girl on the table, as a kind of mute -- going on a table, as

a kind of mute warning not to say anything. Nobody talked. Hitler was

using code to scramble messages to his offices. This machine was how he

did it. Without ever seeing it, the team worked out how the code was

created. But it was taking weeks to decipher by hand. So, Post Office

engineer Tommy Flowers came up with the Colossus, so named because it is

so huge. It was the first electronic computer, powered by thousands of

Station X, but it still needed to be programmed by hand, by our Wrens.

You had to bring the tapes over here? They answered the letters and

it came up on the screen. It would be printed out in German if it was

the right setting, if it was the wrong setting it would print out

rubbish letters. Be decoded information helped bring

the war to the end. The Wrens left Colossus intending to keep their

silence forever. In the 70s, information was declassified and the

secrets were coming out. I was horrified, looking at the television

and suddenly seeing Bletchley being talked about. I was very nearly

sick. However shockingly early revelations were, at least now the

Wrens know how important their work really was. I think one can feel

justifiably a bit proud of having been a tiny cog in the wheel. Every

time you lose your phone, or your have your computer in your hand, you

are using the same things as part of Colossus. It is still an amazing

thing. The ground-breaking work of yesteryear may be over, but this is

a moment to celebrate. The Wrens who worked so patiently, hour after

hour, to undo the high German command, gathered together once

more. I think that's worth a smile, ladies.

What a story. Thanks to all of the Bletchley Park Wrens. Colossus might

be a remarkable machine, but it's a different type of hardware that we

are interested in here. You are buying and selling, you got your own

museum? buying and selling, you got your own

museum It's boys toys. We all start with action men, a Tommy gun, I

museum It's boys toys. We all start it further than most people. It has

got a bit out of hand. It started purely as a hobby. There is a world

interest in it, the restoration is incredible. Obviously, this is

interest in it, the restoration is really wanted for films, the stuff

you see here, it has been in all the Hollywood block dusters of recent

years. There is a lot more that we keep in Suffolk. You have a whole

new series, called combat dealers, conquest. It shows you locating,

This time, I headed to the old doing them up and selling them on.

This time, I headed to the old Eastern Bloc. I'm on a World War II

shopping spree. Eastern Bloc. I'm on a World War II

head! The Twins turn rust into gold as they make 70 old tank parts as

good as new. And I'm bringing out the big guns, as I attempt to drum

up business with a mega rich Russian. They don't just sit there,

they move. Everything you see Russian. They don't just sit there,

has been restored to 100% how they were built. There is the historical

side, which is a big passion for me. But finding these things, is the

research. It's a bit like CSI. We will find something in Eastern

Europe and follow it through, back to its former glory. Your machines

are impeccable. I was inside the tank, it was immaculate. But they

are big boys toys. Does your wife share your passion? I'm a very lucky

man. We were school sweethearts. Fortunately, she can drive them. If

I'm not there to unload, she can hop in. She can drive all of these, as

can my son and by daughters. I'm very lucky, in that respect. How did

this start? When I was a young lad, I didn't get on well at school. For

years and years I used to walk past this guy's greenhouse. He had a

German helmet in the greenhouse with this guy's greenhouse. He had a

daffodils in. The last day of school, I said, I will pluck up

courage, I'll go and knock on his door. I said, do you want to sell

that? He went, what? The German helmet! He went, there you go, that

was it. I've still got that today. That started this. I quite fancy a

convertible, how much? About ?50,000. What about the tank? It is

the only original, early war running Hector tank still left running.

About ?500,000. Very spacious inside! You have one end of the

scale to the other, because a lot of people that cannot be looking at

that kind of thing can afford this kind of thing. They have a lot of

fun with it. Passion for the things. You know, an absolute passion and

enjoy it. Thanks for bringing this in. We were going to bring the, but

apparently it would collapse? That's only because I was going to be in

it! That continues tonight at ten o'clock tonight on Quest.

When it comes to Eurovision, the rest of Europe tends to take it very

seriously. We, on the other hand, not so much. Could it be because of

moments like this? Eight points goes to... Iceland.

Difficulty speaking. Ten points goes to... It's not easy, this.

Bosnia... You have to lose your lips, it's not easy. Are you related

to the director-general of Swedish television? Terry Wogan was a master

of the Eurovision sarcastic remark. But what is the secret to the old

sarcasm? Well, we are going to see another one of Giles's really

interesting films now. What? I mean it!

For years, are our TV screens, we have marvelled at the professionals

who perfected this linguistic art. My sister said to me, don't tell no

one you saw me, yeah? I've got people after me. I've got people

after me. Yes, Ealing library. What is sarcasm? It's a cultural thing.

British are very polite to one another, ordinarily. It becomes a

way of coming impolite, remaining in the social boundaries of light this.

Here's a moment from Keeping Up Appearances. Why are you collecting

deadliness? I'm going to corner the market, the entire world market. For

old, dead leaves. Sarcasm, as a respite from somebody

that is completely intolerable. It is Richard's way out. And to protect

himself? For him, it was a holiday in his head. I have always had these

feet. A very good cropper this, very quick. To them while you wait? Or do

you leave them there, and say it will be ready Thursday? It's those

words, the timing, the absolute authority in which he uses them. He

really remains in the moment, he doesn't crack. Timing, tone,

context? I'm a big fan of sarcasm than I knew before we have this

chat. Is that for real? Just checking! It's a fine art, but also

a learned cultural defence mechanism that we employ to help us cope with

tricky situations and irritating people. President Obama is also

skilled in the art of sarcasm. And he is cleverly self-deprecating.

After 2013, what could I possibly talk about? Sarcasm has seen from

all manager chose a Mourinho charged by the FA for using insulting words.

On paper, those words, about a referee who awarded a penalty

against his team were pure. His meaning was the opposite. But can

anybody prove it? World authority on sarcasm, what did you make of the

remarks? When he congratulated the referee, the problem is that you

would not expect that at all. That looks like sarcasm. So it crops up

in different ways, different cultures? The Weakest Link has been

franchised across the world but has been less successful in some

cultures. You are pretty old, aren't you? You don't know the difference

between Madonna and Kylie Minogue. I don't know pop music. What is the

point of you being here? Honeyed poison is a good way of thinking of

sarcasm. I like that! You must be fun to sit next to at dinner. So,

sarcasm. Is it mock politeness, honeyed poison or downright rude?

The choice is yours. It's been a interesting report, hasn't it?

Thank you, Gyles. And unbeknownst to us, Joe's dad, Clive Swift, appeared

in that last film. There he is. You can see the resemblance. People

think I am his brother. Is your brother in that show? Hears in his

70s now. He shot it in his 50s I'm getting a bit... Easy into

gardening? No, he lives in a flat and runs a mile if you see is a

spider. For the first time, the BBC is launching a radio station

dedicated to the Eurovision Song contest. And Ana Matronic is here.

You are presenting. Where you working on the semifinal? I was. I

thought things were a little austere this year. They were booing, won't

they? There was some building for Russia when they went through to the

final. I am not sure that is based on the show or for political reasons

but it was fantastic, the show, my commentary goes out tomorrow. It is

right before the second semifinal which I'm very excited for. Armenia

were on last night and they are the favourites? They are the bookies'

favourite and I have learned to trust them because they were right

last year. It looks like that charge a film week put out earlier on with

the explosions! You just filmed one of those explosions! And one of the

more novel ones, shall we say, was Ukraine, because they had a sort of

man in a hamster wheel. It was a man in a hamster wheel. Other than that,

quite sparse, very simple. There was just him and the dancer on the

hamster wheel. Quite nice and I love to dress. I thought she was the best

dressed lady of the evening. Ukraine typically do very well in the

competition. Looking forward to the rest of the competition, apart from

Armenia, do you think there are other contenders? I think the UK has

a great chance with our dear Molly. I think the song is great, I think

she's great. I had the opportunity to meet her at a party and she was

lovely. She was so excited to be going through this whole experience.

She is freshfaced and wide-eyed and full of wonder. I wish her the best.

I think it is a great song. It is definitely a Eurovision song. It has

those great elements. And thoughts on Austria and can cheat a worst.

Rise Like A Phoenix. -- Conchita Wurst. This person has been getting

a lot of attention. He is actually called Tom Neuwirth. I think it is a

great song. I think if Conchita were presenting fully as a woman or fully

as a man and was not confusing people in the way that she does,

then this would be one of the frontrunners. I definitely think so.

It is a Bond theme. It is an interesting style. We did wonder how

that style would suit Sophie. Did you? ! Here we are. No, I don't

think so! I think you look rugged and handsome. I definitely look

rugged! It is a six o'clock shadow, Sophie. Everyone will want to know,

any more plans for scissors sisters? Of course. When will you be

back? I cannot say when but we definitely will be. Radio 2

Eurovision will be available from tomorrow, on the UK radio player and

the iPlayer radio app. Nearly time for our special Eurovision treat. We

have a brand-new super grip, brotherhood of those. It will be

amazing. -- a brand-new super group brotherhood of thieves. And here are

Bucks Fizz with Making Your Mind Up. We have not got it! Here we are. So

we have got Sheryl, Mike and Jay. Lovely to see you. You are looking

absolutely gorgeous. Do the skirts come off? Of course! We have to say

a special thank you to Cheryl. You are in Happy Days the musical. It

will be worth it when you see you later on. On the night, the vote was

really close back in 1981. Can you remember when the votes were coming

in how you felt? Yes, I can remember everything about that. We needed

four points to draw level and five points to win. Once we got past the

fall, I thought it is a possibility we will not get any points and when

we got the eight I remember we lost it completely. It was so brilliant,

I remember it like yesterday. Jay, the recording and music has not

stopped for you? I have a new single called True Love. It is doing really

well and I am just recording my third album. It is great. Mike is

doing his album. You have got to do one next, Cheryl. Would you do

Eurovision again? No. But you will perform tonight for one-time only on

The One Show. It could be the start of a new career for us all! When it

gets in your head, you cannot get it out. Earlier, we sent wildlife

cameramen Richard Taylor Jones and Lindsay McRae head-to-head challenge

to get the best shots of spring. Here is what happened next.

Here in Kent, I have managed to sort out the problematic slider and my

bluebell track shot is coming together. The sun is about to rise

through the flowers so it is time to press record and see what will

happen. Look at that, with the sun in the background.

I am really happy with that shot and with the sun higher in the sky, I

will try something different. This place is covered. We need a big

picture now. In Wigan, I'm trying to film the courtship dance of the

great crested grebe. After hours of waiting the birds are becoming more

active. That one is fishing and has come up with a half decent sized

fish. It gave of swallowing. It is not quite the shot I am after but it

is great to see some behaviour from them. Back in Kent I'm getting a

great toy out. This thing is called an aerial dolly. What I want to do

is create a shot which flies across the sea of bluebells. It could

perhaps be the point of view of a bumblebee looking for some nectar. I

am using a normal SLR camera set to video setting but the trick is to

record at 50 frames second which should give the end result a lovely

smooth feel. And here we are, we are off. It is not working. The camera

is heavier than I thought so I will tighten the rape and try again. For

me, there will not be a second chance is seeing all of the mating

ritual is very rare but the birds I have been following this morning are

a lot more active. They are doing this headshaking thing. That is

stage one of the display. Stage two has just happened.

There is one with a mouth of weed. No way! They are practically out of

the water presenting weed to each other. I do not believe this! And it

is over. I never thought that we would actually get that today. To

actually get the full lot of them diving down and presenting weed to

each other, as you can see there, it only lasted three or four seconds.

To see it and film it, I am really chuffed. I have to say I was a bit

worried that flowers, they are not a big fairy mammal but I thought, get

all the kit, threw everything at it and I might be in with a chance to

do something special. With a day like today, the flowers as they

are, I hope I have done all right. Chris could not decide because they

are equally lovely. Now it is the moment we have all been waiting

for. See you tomorrow. # Although it hurts to go away

it's impossible to stay. # But there's one thing

I must say before I go. # I love you - I love you -

you know. # I'll be thinking of you

in most everything I do. # Kisses for me,

save all your kisses for me. # Going to walk out this door

but I'll soon be back for more. # 'cos if you believe that

a love can hit the top. # Don't let your indecision,

take you from behind. # Trust your inner vision,

don't let others change your mind. # Kisses for me,

save all your kisses for me. # Going to walk out this door

but I'll soon be back for more. # Kisses for me,

save all your kisses for me. # And try to look as

if you don't care less. # Will let you find

the one you're looking for. # And then you can show

that you think you know.