16/03/2012 The One Show

Hello and welcome to the One Show with Alex. And Chris. We are going

to have a lorra lorra laughs with our first guest. It is Cilla Black.

I cannot do the accent. How are you? I am lovely, feeling on top

form, thank you. You have no lipstick on your teeth. Why did you

give away my trade secret? I was asking him if I had lipstick on my

teeth. Also joining us, one of Britain's best actors, from

Withnail & I, and he is very excited tonight because he also

wants to meet Cilla Black. It is Paul McGann. And I have met her,

finally. Have I got lipstick on my teeth? Olmert to have two Scousers

on the couch. You were thrilled when you found out that our other

guest was Cilla Black. 3,2,1 I could not get enough oxygen.

embarrassed now. Have you not met before? No, and there are a million

of you. How many brothers have you got? Four boys and a girl. I am a

big fan of the family. This is the first one you have met. What do you

think? He is lovely. They will be with us live until 8pm on what is a

very special night. That is because the One Show 1000 has started. Can

you believe it? 1000 people running all the way from the Isle of Mull

all the way to the Mall in a non- stop relay for Sport Relief. Lucy

is on the route. We have quite a crowd tonight in

Oban, and they are just warming up, frankly. Approximately one hour ago,

someone high five Tracey Lockhart on the ferry, the equivalent to

passing on the baton. Tracey went to the mainland and she is here on

Oban. Come over. She is also dressed as a Banana. Why? I like

bananas and they are good for running. You are taking this very

seriously. She has been waiting since 7 o'clock to do this. You are

raring to go. Yes. Let's count her off. Three, two, one. Banana split!

Often she goes. Later in the show we will be back to show you exactly

how the One Show 1000 got started earlier today in the beautiful

harbour town of Tobermore on the Isle of Mull.

We will be back with the One Show 1000 throughout the evening. But

now we are embarking on another incredible journey. This time a

much more personal one, by a young mother called Sue Buckle. She faced

the surgeries so complicated that only a few hospitals in the world

can carry it out. It is her only chance of survival.

29-year-old Sue Buckle has everything to live for. I tried for

Amir for three-and-a-half years. I had to lose a lot of weight and had

medical help, hormones and different things to conceive. But

it was amazing, the best thing I have ever done, definitely. But her

health deteriorated rapidly after Amelia was born. She came out of

hospital and could not get out of bed. I said, this is not right. You

go on adrenalin when you have had a child, but I knew something was not

right. She answered the door to the health visitor and she lost her

breath. That was when we took her into hospital because that was not

right. She has developed pulmonary hypertension, dangerously high

blood pressure in her lungs. She is permanently attached to an oxygen

tank and barely able to lift her daughter. I have days when I am

unbelievably frustrated and I want to shut the door and just be a

mother and say, I will do it on my own. There have been a couple of

mornings when I have tried and regretted it. That has made me

become even more angry, as well, because I want to do it on my terms.

But the surgery that could save her is only performed at a handful of

hospitals in the world. It is incredibly complex. Without it, she

will die. The arteries in her lungs are clogged with blood clots,

putting unbearable pressure on her heart. In this scan, her lungs, in

the upper lobes, the bunches are reasonably smooth and normal, but

in the lower lobes, the branches are narrowed and blocked in lots of

places. So the right side of the heart has to work harder to get the

blood around. What happens in the long term? As the right side of a

heart, which is designed to pump against low pressure, initially

tries to compensate and eventually it gets bigger and more dilated,

and less efficient. Eventually, people get right heart failure and

become extremely unwell. And eventually, unfortunately, they die.

She knew that her chances of surviving more than a couple of

years were slim. The more that I read, the more terrified I was at

the condition and the more I realised that I had had a beautiful

baby girl, and would I see her grow up? I was not sure and it was

devastating. I just thought, my life has a time limit. But she has

been offered a lifeline by Papworth Hospital near Cambridge. It is the

only centre in the UK to perform the surgery that might cure her.

But it is one of the most difficult heart and lung operations, one of

the most difficult undertaken anywhere. Unfortunately, the

pulmonary arteries are inconveniently placed in the body,

in the middle of the lungs. Usually they have five litres of blood

every minute flowing through them. For this operation, we have to

drain all of her blood out of the body into the heart-lung machine,

so I get a very good view. But for her, there is no blood flowing at

all. The only way to keep her alive with no circulation will be to shut

down her body and brain, reducing the temperature by nearly half, to

just 20 degrees. It sounds like you are almost putting her in suspended

animation. I think that is a good term. It is like a short-term

hibernation. If we asked someone to examine her there would be no signs

of life, no pulse, blood pressure, no respiratory effort, no reflexes,

no brain activity, so it is like a short term hibernation, or

suspended animation. It is the closest to death that a human being

can come and still be revived. Having Amelia being so little and

the operation so huge, it is very daunting and a lot to taking. But I

hope that either side of it I can be the mum that I want to be and it

will be just me and her, just being her mum and just the two of us,

fantastic. Later, we will see how the

operation went. It is an incredible operation. I think it is. And isn't

she Braves? It broke my heart, watching that, actually. And

looking out the window, and looking helplessly, as another person is

looking after your child. It will be interesting to see how she is

doing later. Cilla has a brand new greatest hits album out. Let's see

how many of her hits you can remember. Off you go. He is too

young. Anyone Who Had A Heart. Alfie. Anyone Who Had A Heart. And

Alfie. I said he was too young. That is not bad, out of 139, ladies

and gentlemen. And all of them are Roma new album. -- they are on the

new album. It is the biggest greatest-hits album ever. It is

five CDs and one DVD death. It is everything that I did with the

great George Martin, who recorded the Beatles and myself, and the

jury and the pacemakers, the list But there is stuff on the DVD that

was taken from the TV shows. You were not born then. I remember them.

In black and white? There are more songs that have not been on the

album. I did duets with Dusty Springfield and Cliff Richard. I

even sung with the shadows in Scandinavia. I am quite big in

Scandinavia as well. I don't know about now. In the 1960s, she sold

more records than any female artist in Britain. Did I? Yes. Twinkle,

remember that. I knew that you were a singer, but being the biggest

selling British female, I did not realise that. I did not know until

I came into night. I hope it is true! But then you got into TV

because they said, how about your own show? Don't tell me you

remember Billy Cotton Band Show. do. Weighty weighty. Well, you are

older than you look. I was doing that show as a blog for one of

I was doing a duet with him and I could not contain myself. My mother

was a big fan of his. And I said, could you say hello to my mum, can

you give her a wave, because it was live on the TV. He did give her a

wave, and I sang a duet with him. My mother was over the moon. I

remember the song that I sang. It was by Lionel Bart. If the young

ones can be happy, then the older ones should be glad. Billy Cotton

Jnr, the head of light entertainment at the BBC at the

time, saw the show and said, I was going to give my father the sack.

You have just - his words, not mine - I'm going to give him another

series. While I am at it, will you do a series for me? So I fell into

television. That is how it happened. All of this nostalgia seems to be

catching. Sales of vinyl are making a comeback, so we sent Anita Rani

on a mission in the hope of a For years, listening to music on

the move has been taken for granted but with vinyl record sales have

been a resurgence, don't tell me I will be swapping my MP 341 of

OK, so portability is not a strong 0.4 record players, but their charm

was the communal listening experience, not the personal music

we have today. Putting it on the turntable and watching the needle

hit and that noise, that is what it is about and that is why people

love it. The art work on these records was stunning. Whenever I

smell it, it reminds me of my youth. In the 1990s, the rise of the C D

spelt disaster for vinyl, but with sales increasing for the last six

years in the role, could the unthinkable happened and could it

out last the CD? HMV seem to think so. They are expanding their vinyl

stock. Come on, our sales really on the increase or is it a PR stunt

the? We have seen a near-doubling in demand. It is for classic albums,

the Beatles, the Beach Boys, Amy Winehouse. They have driven that

demand. Surely younger people are downloading, not buying records.

Why is it still here? Cassettes have disappeared and CDs are

showing decline. Who is buying it? Loads of students are coming in and

buying it. They do not have a record player but it is a cool

thing to have come as something to stick on the wall. Off the back of

that, we are putting about 20 ft of space in our stores. Keeping their

heritage alive is important, so we are going to do something about it.

Anyone Who Had A Heart, recorded by Cilla Black in 1964 became her

first UK number one, and to this day it is the biggest selling

seven-inch single of all time by a British female recording artist.

Today, we are making a special One Show re issue of the hit. The

process starts with a black circular lacquer placed on a

cutting Laver. The wave form is cut into the grooves using a stylus. It

is then processed and plated to create a metal stamp, used to press

the superheated vinyl. How long has this factory been here? The factory

was first established in 1907. It was a gramophone Company. Very

famous faces have been here. The Beatles, the Sex Pistols and Cilla

Black, of course, had her first record produced here. We are here

in 2012 to do it a second time. How exclusive is it? It is just 10

issues for the One Show. A special reissue for the One Show. That is

the sticker that will go on the record. This is it the. It is

really hot. That is a record! It is going to get squashed. The tremor

comes down to take off the excess. Brilliant. There it is. That is so

exciting. The reissue of Cilla's single, with the original label,

the original stamp, but the Ah, so Bob, we are now in the

ultimate place of worship for the record. Yes there, is where we test

the records. It looks like it has been here

since the 60s? This is one of the originals. We have got Cilla here

which is going to be test add secretary time around. This is the

best bit! # # Anyone who ever loved could

look at me # And know that I love you #

Sounding pretty good, but I think it needs a bigger audience than

just me and Bob and I know just the place!

Today's golden oldie is chosen by Anita Rani from The One Show.

vinyl, Cilla Black, Anyone Who Had A Heart.

# Anyone Who Had A Heart will take me in his arms and love me too #

All that trouble to make the vinyl and then you mess around with the

speed. No, I didn't. Yes you did. They should have given

that to Ken Bruce. We have a copy of the single. There

you go Paul, that's for you! We have got one for you as well. A

limited edition of ten. You bagged one for eBay.

Don't Say that. I'm joking, of course.

Thank you very much. I am gutted. I am really gutted because I wasn't

expecting that. I don't normally go and I think I got a little...

got Cilla to go live on television. The nicest thing was the way you

found out that you had a number one with Anyone Who Had A Heart because

you didn't have a phone at the time, did you? I was back up in Liverpool,

you have thrown me by that, I was back up in Liverpool and living on

Scottie Road and Brian Epstein said, "Your record is really selling well.

I think it could go to number one. You are selling over 100,000

records per day.". No way. Yeah. He said, "I'll call you on

the Monday to let you know." I said, "Well, you can't call me, because

we are not on the phone." I said "I will tell you what, you know I know

the number of the kiosk outside of the Post Office by the 27 bus stop

and what time are you going to call me?" He said, "Between 12 and one.

"well, I was there at 8am fighting everyone coming in, they were

calling for ambulances and stuff, people were dying on the street,

but they never got past me, I was in that kiosk from 8am until 12.30

when the phone rang and he told me I was number one.

I hope you bought a phone. didn't! I wouldn't know what to do.

There wasn't any phonelines anyway on Scottie Road.

Was that your office for a while that phone box? Did you get a lot

of calls there? Bookings? remember going into town. I didn't

know anybody who had a phone...... LAUGHTER

I remembered the rustle Hotel in London and I thought this is

wonderful, you know, me own suite, me own bathroom and a telephone

beside me bed and I thought, "Oh, I picked up the phone and I thought

I'm going to call everybody." I didn't know anybody - it is

terribly sad. I didn't know anybody had a phone.

I have got a phone, but nobody else has got a phone.

One day things changed and that's where we are today.

We will be chatting more. Lucy is still in still out.

I wish we could be everywhere, but it is impossible, but there are

hundreds, if not thousands of Sport Relief Mile events taking place

over the country and you don't need us for those, you can get involved,

but we are providing inspiration tonight from Oban began on the

beautiful Isle of Mull. A local was selected to take the

first steps on our run and today David Black did that.

I am really happy to start it off. David was not the only person

braving the run, with 20 miles to cover, Tobermory came out in force,

from birthday girls. It is a great way to celebrate my 40th I hope.

To babes in arms. There was a Wombe. He is an honorary member of the

Tobermory lifeboat crew. It climbs for four miles out of

Tobermory. Spirits were high in a minibus

dropping our runners along the course.

# Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you #

I feel honoured to be able to run from the island to the mainland.

Whatever floats your boat. Can I have a huge cheer? That's for

those runners in the Isle of Mull that got us off to a great start.

On the mainland, you have seen, we started Tracey off, she was dressed

as a giant byan that. Now we have Gordon Binnie. How are you feeling?

Good. Are you ready to run your your

mile? Yes. We are going to put Gordon in a car

and leave him at the next point. It is not just the runners who are

raising money money for Sport Relief, we have people from Oban

High School. What What have have you been doing for Sport Relief?

are going to run a mile for our our school.

We are going to see him in the Olympics. What else has your school

been doing? We lays, cart wheels and the wheelbarrow.

Good luck with that. Now young man, you play shinty, is that right?

What is that? It is similar to hockey.

Similar to hockey. Yes. And you are doing a penalty

shootout. Let's cross over to Huey MacNeill with his hawk, Jay. How

quickly can Jay do a mile? minutes.

I don't know if anybody can rival that? I don't think so.

Thank you very much, Hugh. We have a clan chief from Robert The Bruce,

we have kids on their bicycles in pyjamas, and the rugby team. Now it

is time for my Anneka Rice moment without the tight trousers! We are

going to fold down our satellite. We are going to get everyone in the

truck and put our high vis on and find our runners. Fingers crossed

we will be back to you later with one of the runners. See you then!

APPLAUSE Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed.

Go to the Sport Relief website and you can see now to donate. As each

viewer completes their mile, their face will go on the website.

Paul, you are presenting a new show on Sky and it is called Petrol Age

and I loved it because it was charming. It is about the history

of motoring in Britain and you start off by telling a story that

confirms your credentials as a petrolhead. Could you tell us that

story about the car that you hankered after? My car.

Yeah. When we were kids walking to school

in Liverpool, I don't know what it was like in your street, but no one

had a car. Near the centre of the town, it was cars and we used to

see 60s cars, Jensons and Humbers and the likes and I saw the Rover,

like what the Prime Ministers used to have and I said "when I am a man,

when I have got a job, I'm having that. That's going to be my car."

Years later, I am telling this same story to the driver, the fella

that's taking me into work and he said, "You should get one." He

brings in Exchange and Mart and there is three in there and he

takes me to Kent and we buy this car and I have still got this car.

I got it with me first week's wages. How many owners before you? Just

the two. This is the car. You love the car.

I love the car. I have still got my first car.

How many times has that broken down car? It is not how many, it is

where? In the mountains in Spain and in the desert. I have had that

car all around Europe. But you are not getting rid of it

soon? I am too sentimental. He wanted to buy it.

I'm interested. I will fight you for it. My kids

aim home from hospital in it -- came home from hospital in it.

You were a big Mini fan? A big frock fan.

A big frock fan? All this talk about cars, but I will talk about

cars... A Mini as in a Mini car. had a Mini, high it done out like a

Rolls-Royce inside with the dashboard and everything. I wasn't

really interested. Bobby made me do that.

The Radford Minis were huge. They were.

We have a picture afrad picture a Radford Mini.

I would have had air air conditioning, but they would have

had to take the two seats out the back.

It was too small. They are worth �60 or �70,000.

I was made sell it because it was getting rust underneath. I regret

selling it. I I loved that Mini. It is like a posh version of my

Minnie Mouse. Paul, you talked about girls and

cars and the girls were quick in the day, weren't they? Like a lot

of stories, they were airbrushed from the history of it. I didn't

know about these women, Kay Peter, Dorothy Levitt.

I don't know about them. People who were wrongly obscure... Into cars?

They were drivers. They worked for firm that built cars. Particularly

this woman Dorothy Levitt, she was dubbed the fastest girl on the

planet. They were as quick as the men if not quicker.

150mph around Brooklands with a fag in her hand. Before the First World

War. How many have you done? Just the

one. One has gone out last night. Shall we see a clip? Yes, please.

This is Daimler. I like these burners.

And away we go. Climb aboard. What do I do, let me

foot off the clutch? Nice and gently. You are now driving the

oldest Daimler in existence. The oldest Daimler in existence.

Fantastic programme. That's where the expression to,

"Fire up" comes from. You had to set fire to it to get it going.

It is the 25th anniversary of Withnail & I. Now you have a bone

to pick about those jackets, yes, you have.

Tell me, it is true. What? We had an auction... We had a charity

auction, one of my favourite movies of all time.

Didn't you buy Richard's coat? bought them both.

The rumour was that you never took that coat off all weekend and you

thrashed it. I thrashed it. You got on to a lawn mower one of

them that you sit on and ripped the thing right up the back. Tell me it

is true. Judge for yourself because we have

Luke and Mike from the show wearing the coats. They are in tact.

APPLAUSE Hang on, we can't see the back, can

we? No. No. No. We don't need to see the back.

He told me. The One Show 1,000 is well underway

in aid of Sport Relief. Carrie Grant is seeing how the money you

Imagine being blind, or unable to here, or speak, or being restricted

in movement. Life would be hard. Then imagine having feelings of

depression or isolation because of these conditions. As a mother of

children with disabilities, I know only too well the problems that

they and many others throughout the UK face every day. Tom is 13 years

old and he is going blind. thought everything would change,

seeing things one day, then not seeing them the next. I was very

scared. I was worried about getting up, playing with my friends, going

into town with my brother and my mates. I thought I would not be

able to do that. With the aid of Sport Relief, charities like Daisy

UK in Liverpool Health -- help disabled people integrate to make

friends and improve their lives. came here about two years ago. In

football, when the ball is moving fast, I cannot see it. But it does

not matter, it is about joining in and having fun. That is what Daisy

UK is about. They have basically changed my life. Paula was born

with cerebral palsy, but at 32 she still struggles with society's

attitudes towards her. What discrimination have you faced?

People calling me names. It makes me feel angry, but I just ignore

their ignorance. As a coach, she now helps others at the charity.

get a lot of reward by helping others, because I am giving them

advice and telling them that they are good and they need to carry on

thinking positively. I can be myself with Daisy, and I do not

have to pretend I am something I am not. Dave Kelly founded daisy UK.

He lost his sight 18 years ago at the age of 30, due to a rare eye

disease. I went through the depths of despair. I thought I would never

find happiness and love again. Once I got the acceptance, I became a

blind man with a vision. All of the hurdles in my way, I want to kick

them down and help people accept their disability. What shall we do

now? Sport Relief has been amazing for

us, because the club is free, but it cannot be done unless we get the

resources. I am not sure who is the guest and who is the helper,

because it is so integrated and the level of confidence that these kids

are getting is brilliant. He always puts a blindfold on to say that he

is not cheating, but everybody knows he is blind. He is a role

model for me, everything he does. The money you give to Sport Relief

will continue to help charities like this and many others, both

here and abroad. Your donations really do make a difference.

Fantastic! To support Sport Relief Your �5 will help to transform the

lives of poor and vulnerable people in the UK and throughout the

Cilla, you are back on the TV. What is the show? I have recorded a show

called Cilla's Unswung 60's. Because everybody talks about the

Swinging 60s. It was an eye-opener for me. It is on next Monday on the

Yesterday Channel at 9pm. But I was surprised, because I found so much

information about the 60s. For instance, a little test for you.

Name the album that outsold any other album throughout the 60s, the

whole of the 60s. You would think one by the Beach Boys, or Sergeant

Pepper by the Beatles. Anything by Tony Blackburn? Was it you? It was

the sound of music. That sold more albums throughout the whole of the

60s than any other artist. basic theme, the basic message from

your documentary is that the 60s were not as swinging as people like

to think. Actually, it opened my eyes. Men, in those days, were

going to football matches wearing three-piece suits, with the waist

coat, a proper suit. It must have been boiling. Well, I wasn't, but

my dad was. It was things like that. And the mini skirt did not catch on

up north for a long, long time. was too cold. Probably. In

catalogues, it wasn't until, you couldn't order them in catalogues

until about 1967-68. So maybe what we thought was happening in the 60s

was happening in the early 70s. Really, yes. Nobody had television,

really. Even we didn't have a TV. I think we used to borrow one. We

bought one for the Queen, the Coronation. They say that the

Queen's coronation saved the television and without that it

might never have caught on. We had more things to do. But it did catch

on very quickly. We would make our own entertainment. My dad had a

piano and he played the mouth-organ. My brother played clarinet and

saxophone, I used to sing, my younger brother played the guitar.

Every Saturday night, they used to come home from the pub, and I

remember getting up from bed and my father spying me. He would stand me

on the kitchen table and I sang. I had an audience for the first time.

And all these people gave me a round of applause. I was only about

three, maybe four. And I knew from that age, this is what I want to do.

From an audience of three off four, at the age of three off four, you

went to viewers of 18 million for a show which was always brilliant.

You were and you are always so relaxed on the TV, a joy to watch.

Hello and welcome. Let me introduce my guests. First, a star always

knocks me out, Mr Cliff Richard. Dusty Springfield. Georgie Fame.

Who is your favourite singer? Springfield. What does your daddy

do? He is a policeman. # For once in my life I have

You just had a great time on the TV. Yes. It was live. Paul McCartney

wrote my theme tune, Step Inside. It was not finished. I remember the

first show and I was very nervous. There was no autocue, no cards or

anything. And I sang the wrong lyrics. I made up my own words. And

he phoned after the show, to the producer and he said, why did you

make her change the lyrics? He just said, she forgot them and she made

up her own words. We could listen to that all night, and we should.

Earlier, Cilla said that fashion in the 60s was not as psychedelic and

experimental as everyone thinks. the 1980s, fashion was still trying

to pull a fast one on all of us. There was this bikini made of

oatcakes, Staffordshire oatcakes. That lady worked for BBC Radio

Stoke. And that is all we know about her. But what are

Staffordshire oatcakes. Jay went to Stoke-on-Trent, the capital of the

UK pottery industry, home to Wedgwood and Royal Doulton. But

ceramics are not the only thing that that Potteries are famous for.

There are two football clubs, Robbie Williams, and a delicacy

that locals swear by, the Potteries oatcake. Very different from their

Scottish equivalent, these are soft and pancake-like. The packet ones

are no comparison. For a century, the hole in the war has been

serving oatcakes out of a window, and Glenn Fowler's family has been

cooking them for 30 years. They used to be a lot of places like

this in the terraced houses around. Yes, and this is the last remaining

one that is serving onto the pavement through a window. They are

traditionally eaten plain, as they come, and with savoury fillings.

do a multitude of fillings, but the most traditional, bacon and cheese,

sausage and cheese. Can you tell me the recipe? Or would you have to

kill me? I suppose I would. It is white flour, brown flour, oatmeal.

What time do you get in? 3am. Yes, we stir it up and mix it up.

The lads used to work at night and come in for breakfast, and they

still do. There are lads that call in on their way to work at 6am.

bread recipes in Staffordshire date back to the 17th century, but the

industrial revolution shaped the unique character of the Potteries

oatcake. The workforce of the industrial revolution needed quick,

cheap food to get through the working day, so the oatcake makers

used family homes to make and sell them from, and windows onto the

street became serving hatches. you look at the Derbyshire oatcake,

it is thicker than the Staffordshire oatcake. Stoke-on-

Trent, being a very poor area, watered it down so much until it

became like a pancake. But that made it portable, so you could wrap

up other food in it. They would roll it up, put it in the pocket

and walk up to work. The original fast food. That is a good way of

describing it. Although oatcakes will still be sold elsewhere, this

is the last of the original terraced house shops. While it is

still popular with customers, in a few days, it will finally be closed

to make way for the regeneration project. They have decided to knock

down everything in his particular hairier and redevelop the area to

more modern housing, I suppose. There is the option of rebuilding

but it was going to be too expensive at our time of life.

is the end of an era. It will be a hell of an emotional day. So the

customers are desperately placing last orders. Two chaps have had 100

dozen each to put in the freezer. 1200 oatcakes in the freezer!

did that yesterday. What will we do when he has gone? Have a problem.

We come here all the time. It is a bit of a ritual. I do not like them

from anywhere else. We have tried them. Bacon and cheese, please.

�1.35 pence buys me my last chance to sample his oatcakes. That is

fantastic. It is a cross between a normal pancake and one of those

American, soft pancakes. Crisp, salty, very good and it has Bacon

in it. What is not to like? Exactly. Jay is here with a pile of oatcakes.

We have a pile of oatcakes. I did not expect them to look like this.

There is the Scottish oatcake and these ones which look more like

pancakes. That was quite a sad story. It will be closed by March

25th. We are coming up to Mother's Day. You have brought in a feast.

We thought we would get some great chefs to come up with recipes. We

could not find any, so we got Gordon Ramsay, Ainsley Harriott and

Antony Worrall Thompson. Gordon Ramsay came up with chocolate and

lavender honey for his. Antony Worrall Thompson, Leek, cheddar,

bacon and chorizo, which is just lots of pagans cheese. What is not

to like? Antony Worrall Thompson, prunes, pears, p cans unsalted

I am going for an Sunni. That one is leaks, Cheddar, bacon and to

Actors and free food! Do you prefer a sweet or savoury? Is that good?

No naked flames. Do you mind if I did in with my fingers? I know

where they have been. Cilla has a recipe for you, oranges with Oxo

cubes. There is a story behind this. It sounds lovely, please tell us!

was a good Catholic girl. Was? was. And I came home and my mother

was still working in the market. I thought, what can I have? I cut an

orange in two and then I robbed an Oxo cube on top of it. But then I

realised it was Friday. And I went round to Mrs Singleton and I said,

Mrs Singleton, I have just eaten orange, but I ate the Oxo cube on

the top. Meet on Friday. Do I have to confess in confession? So to cut

a long story short, I went to confession. And the priest said the

worst thing to me. What did you do when you realise you were eating

the Oxo cube on the Orange? I said, I immediately spat it out, which I

did not. I went back to Mrs Singleton and I said, will I be

able to take Holy Communion? No, you have to go back. They don't --

they do not look tasty but we will We have got some nuts. We have a

walnut and we need something to crack it with. Marcus owns this.

What is this contraption? Where did it come from? Well, it is a crazy

machine. I found it at a fair sometime ago and realised it was

made of scrap and thrown away things and somebody had

demonstrated it to me and showed me that it could crack crack nuts of

all sizes. Happens with this, a handle is

turned. There is a real live canon ball here. This is flung up into

the air and the nut is cracked, but it is cracked in mid-air and it

lands on the dish. Can you set it lands on the dish. Can you set it

off for us please? The walnut goes on the top here.

This is what TV is for. I explained that.

I explained that. One handle.

It will shoot it up in the air now. Watch closely.

And how cool is that? In the air. Let's reveal the corkscrew. Robb

invented and built this and he commissioned you to build this is

that right? That's right. What is going to happen? This one

opens a bottle of wine. That's winding that which is winning these

bits which is turning this around which is pushing these down which

is pushing the corkscrew into the cork. Now whilst that is pushing in,

that has grabbed it there and it will start lifting it up. Whilst I

am I am doing this, this is winding up this massive clock spring in

here. It is lifting and tearing the cork. A badly corked wine.

goodness me, the wine is corked. We are going to get to this point

again after our next film. OK, this is live television. This is what

Today, Sue Buckle is having one of the most technically difficult

heart and lung operations performed anywhere in the world.

The operation is massive and this is the calm before the storm.

rare lung disease was diagnosed just a month after the birth of her

daughter. I'm just looking forward to taking

eye taking Amelia for walks and being able to hold her for longer

instead of having to pass her on and saying, "She is crying and

tired.". Sue's lungs are putting pressure on her heart. The surgery

which could save her, will involve putting her into a state of

suspended animation so her body can be drained of blood. It is her only

chance of seeing Amelia grow up. Over 90% of patients are alive at

five years. Over two-thirds of patients, it can offer a complete

cure. There is a good chance, she will get back to a good quality of

life. It takes nearly an hour to open

Sue's chest. They are going to reach her lungs through an artery

in her heart. A machine will take over the work of her heart and

lungs. The machine takes over the

breathing and the circulation of the patient so the blood comes out

of the body, bypasses the heart and lungs and goes into the machine and

comes back oxygen rated. Mr Jenkins operating field is

probably an inch across. We need to switch the heart and lung machine

off because if we didn't, there would be a blood flow coming

through. It would impede his vision. Only way the team can do the

operation without killing Sue is to slow her metabolism down to a

standstill. We need to cool the patient slowly

to about 20 degrees and that gives us the safe period of 20 or 30

minutes when we can drain all her blood out and have a good view to

do the actual operation. Sue's blood is chilled as it runs

through the bypass machine. Reducing her body temperature to

nearly half its normal level. She will be entering a state of

suspended animation. It is designed to try and protect

the brain from the periods where we switch the pump off completely.

If you didn't do that, how long would it take for her to be brain

damaged? Normal body temperature like you or now, three to four

minutes and we would start to see a reversal of brain damage.

Stop the circulation now and drain, please.

This is an extraordinary moment. The heart and lung machine has been

switched off and all the blood is draining from Sue's body right in

front of our eyes. This is as close to being dead as you can get and

still be revived. They have got just 20 minutes to

tease out the blood clots before her organs start to fail.

There is no way of knowing how easy or difficult it is going to be.

Her's is quite stuck. They have managed to remove the

major blockages from the right side, but time has run out.

So we just reached 20 minutes. think we have done enough to clear

the main areas so we are reasonably satisfied.

Sue will go back on bypass to refresh her brain and body with a

life-saving cycle of blood and then Mr Jenkins will have to start all

over again on her other lung. We will get the the final proof

when we come off bypass and see how she is.

After seven hours, the operation is nearly over. Sue's body has been

returned to normal temperature. Mr Jenkins is pleased with the results.

It is looking for this stage, it is looking pretty good. I think she is

going to be all right. Sue will go into intensive care. If

her recovery goes well, she could be home in a couple of weeks with a

new life ahead of of her. When I was a medical student, this

was the stuff of science fiction. This is as close to a medical

So how is she? Well, Sue is recovering, and not quite well

enough to travel yet so we went to her. Hi, Alex and Chris, I wanted

to give you an update on how I'm doing. I remember very well the

first breath after my operation and taking quite a deep breath and it

being exciting that I could breathe on my own.

Coming home was incredible. It was amazing to see Amelia who had been

here waiting for me to come home, having a cuddle. Now I have had my

operation, I'm able to dress Amelia and change her nappy, all those

things that some parents would go urgh, mundane things, but to me

every one is so special and pushing her in a pushchair is just lovely

and not having an oxygen cylinder and being breathless, just being

able to do it on my own is incredible. I just want to say a

humongous thank you to David Jenkins and to everyone who helped

look after me at Papworth. Before the operation and being told my

life expectancy was not great, I viewed everything, birth Days and

Christmases and mother Mother's Day as count down. Now, it is

incredible I haven't got that. I can't wait for Mother's Day. Just

being able to go out for the day with my family. It will be a lovely

day and I'm really looking forward to it.

We hope you have a happy Mother's Day. Is Sue cured? She had a good

result. The pressures have come down. She needs to stay on blood

thinners to stop further clots, but she is pretty much cured.

David, well done. A round of applause for David.

Thank you very much. What a job. This procedure was

pioneered in America, but last year, did we do the most operations in

the world That's right. The University of San Diego started

this. We have been doing it since the mid-90s and last year we did

the most in the world. So you are are good at them. What was the

first like? Were you nervous? from the technical, more the

responsibility for the patient, but cardiac surgeons are confident so

when you are actually doing the procedure, I can focus on that and

I'm not worrying about her baby and the family. Afterwards, I think,

one feels the responsibility, but at the time, it is just a technical

exercise. Thank you.

A great job, thank you, David. This evening, we are following the

start of the The One Show 1,000, our Sport Relief challenge.

Lucy is back in touch. We have the OB, it couldn't be more exciting.

Lucy, have you managed to get where you need to be? Yes, but I have no

idea where I am! This is surreal, we are in the middle of nowhere, it

is somewhere, but we don't know. We drove and drove and drove and found

Arlene, who is in the middle of her mile. Arlene, how is going? Not bad,

good. It is cold and wet and sleeting,

this terrain is rough. Is this normal for you? It is a gale. It is

normal! You really are hardy. How far

through your mile are you? About half-way through.

You are looking good. Are you feeling strong? Yeah, feeling not

bad. I have to say, I am out of breath

already, you are five months pregnant. How are you doing this?

I'm enjoying it. It is good. She is just really fit. Listen, I'm

going to get you go, I'm slowing you down. Run like the wind Arlene,

keep going. Keep going, keep going. I am out of breath. I have to say

this is crazy. The One Show 1,000 will go tonight, all through the

weekend, over to Belfast and back and we will catch up with it on

Monday if I have recovered. If you are not running, please donate. I

am going to get my breath back. See you on Monday.

Thank you very much, Lucy. Good luck with The One Show 1,000.

Robb has his corkscrew. Can you continue, please? I can. Nothing

like a glass of wine on a Friday night.

Quickly Rob. The whole thing is lifting.

Quickly. Quickly. You have got to be quick.

The bell rings. We are going to try and get a

bottle of wine, a glass of wine and we are going to to try and play

Cilla's song. The record is about to start playing and the win is

about to be poured. We couldn't be any happier than we are now. Cheers,

Rob, cheers Marcus. That's it. That's it. There you go,

Cilla. Thank you for watching The One Show.

Have a fantastic weekend. And enjoy the rugby. Enjoy the rugby and good

luck Wales. Thanks to Paul being here.

And thanks to Cilla and thanks to David and thanks for watching.