23/11/2016 The One Show

# Here I am # Running up the seventh floor

# Knocking the 11th door # I'm sick of trying

# Baby couldn't love it some more... #

APPLAUS high pressure Well here he is, it's Matt Baker. There she is,

Alex Jones. Just fresh from the office on the seventh floor. It's

true. Can't make it up. He is the award-winning singer-songwriter who

enthralled Elton and bewitched Billy Joel. The brilliant Tom Odell. We

will have a performance from Tom later as well. Thank you. Lovely

stuff. Also in true One Show style we will find out when two worlds

collide. What do you get when the world of Gyles Brandreth collides

with the high-octane world of 007. Or when the world of former Page 3

girl, Samantha Fox, meets the world of fine art. If you ever wondered

what the Shake and Vac jingle would sound like when played by a

classical string quartet. Tonight could be your lucky night. On the

face of it, our two guests tonight are from very different worlds, one

is a visionary DY and producer who helped change the face of British

music in the 80s with his group Soul II Soul. And the other is the

comedian, actor and all-round entertainer who can turn his hand to

anything from stand-up to soap o operas, crime dramas and quiz shows.

We'll let you which it is. Please welcome Jazzie B and Bradley W. You

were the first person to do the one letter for a surname thing. MattiB

is on to it now. What does the "B" stand for? It's my first name. OK. I

condensed it to the "B." We have had Warren G, Jay Z, Jessie J and X

Factor's Honey G. We know Jazzie you weren't familiar with Honey G. We

have showed you a few clips. First impressions? Be honest.

Entertainment. It's all about entertainment. You have to take the

rough with the smooth, ain't you? Music is really interesting because,

you know, it's... You take it in different ways. But it's all

entertainment. Of course. Very diplomatic. You should be a

politician, you really should. She has a good tag line. I say Honey you

say... G. It's all about timing! You do have something in common. We will

talk about it later on. It's very interesting.

Now, with more than two thirds of the UK's Health Trusts

already in the red - and no promise of extra funding in

the Chancellor's Autumn Statement - you'd think the NHS would welcome

any savings that dn't impact on patient care.

We think we may just have found one that we can all contribute to.

I can feel a One Show campaign coming on!

It's 8. 20am. ... Radio Bristol's breakfaster presenter has let me

hijack her show. I'm on a mission to save the NHS some money. Every day

hospitals across the country send patients home with crutches, zimmers

and orbits of medical equipment. What happens to it all when we are

up and about again? Chances are they in a cupboard in people's homes,

never returned or reused. Such a waste. The costing the NHS millions.

Our friends at the One Show are looking into this mountain of wasted

medical equipment. Kevin, how big a problem is this It's massive, right

across the nation. Let's get some of it back. I'm calling to all the

lovely people of Bristol. Have a little think now - do you have

anything that might be languishing in the under stairs cupboard, garage

loft, in your home or someone else's home. I have the One Show car ready.

I will come to your house this morning and collect them myself and

take them back. There is an offer you can't refuse. Here's how you do

it. Pick up the phone now... Currently, there's no national

policy across the UK on returning medical equipment. Some hospitals

are great at getting their stuff back, others, not so much. We think

that needs to change. Today, I'm at South Mead Hospital in Bristol to

get a handle on what they are losing. Their big problem here -

crutches. They hand out around 25 pair as day. Maton Hughes says most

are never seen again. How many people return them? Tiny numbers. We

get less than one pair returned a day. How much money do we lose? They

cost about ?10. Obviously if we are giving out 25 a day and one back we

are losing ?240 a day worth of crutches. It's big numbers for us.

In terms of making sure people bring them back, what incentives can we

put out there for them? Assuring the public there is equipment when they

need it and get access when they need it. Knowing you are doing the

right thing for the NHS and we are all of us responsible for the way

that we spend public money. Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt says he is

determined to help hospitals clampdown on wasted resources and we

thought we'd do our bit, too. Back at BBC Radio Bristol, and my

shoutout has had a great reaction. Great response. This is brilliant.

Zimmer, frame, wheelchairs, crutches. Here we go. When

collecting them I want to know why people haven't taken them back.

First person to call is Liz. She was given equipment when she fell. She

is up and about get. It's clogging up her hall. You have a zimmer

frame? Yes. Did they tell you when to bring it back or what to do with

it? Nothing at all. It would have stayed here until I died. We are

looking at ways to make them bring the crutches back? Only if they got

paid for, it I expect! OK. Are you absolutely sure you don't need it?

No, I'll give it to you with my love. I'll take it with your love.

That's brilliant. Thank you very much, Liz, I appreciate that. This

is brilliant. Across town Gordon has a similar story. You don't know what

to do to take them back? No. They don't tell you what department to

take them. Some people simply can't return them, like Eric who says his

old walking sticks have been in a cupboard for ages. I'm 92. I have no

transport. It seems to me people would gladly return stuff if they

knew how to go about it. So I'm back at the hospital to meet Juliet, I

brought my crutches here, hopefully this is what she wants. Let's go and

grab her. Hi. Are you all right? Good, thank you. Is this the kind of

thing? This is what we wanted. Thank you so much. We have a car full of

recycled stuff. We know you are interested in the crutches. What

should people do to help them bring them back? We are open 24-hours a

day. Bring them into the Emergency Department, the reception staff will

be happiy to take them from you and we will get them reused. In one hour

our One Show call-out managed to return a few pieces today. I plan to

be back soon and next time I'll be after a lot more than that. Come on,

Britain, let's get recycling and help our hospitals. Rallying stuff

there. Thank you very much. When you start doing the maths, we were

chatting there, ?10 a pair, 24 a day. One hospital. That is one

hospital. It could go into millions. This is the issue we have. What is

the reason then? Can you reiterate that for us, what is the reason why

they are not accepting them? Let us look at it. Jeremy Hunt, our Health

Secretary, wants to crackdown on NHS waste, it's brilliant. We found a

small solution where we think we can make recoup money for the NHS. The

problem, is is that there is no central agency policy. No Government

policy that monitors the reusing of medical aids. Some Trusts say

recycle, we want them. Other Hospital Trusts Havering they don't

want the medical aids for reasons like infection or damaged goods or

health and safety. We thought, in a small way if we can try and recoup

the money, for example, we talked about figures. Bristol South Mead,

if they let out 25 pairs of crutches at ?10 a day, and people brought

them back and they recycled and reused them, they would save over

?91,000. It's actually ?91,250 in one year, one hospital. Substantial.

Amazing. Unbelievable. Who are the Trusts doing this? The NHS Trusts in

the north in Scotland have a brilliant idea. They put barcodes on

their medical aids so they can scan when people take them. They know

where they live and ring them up and say - bring them back. People will

bring them back which is great. So easy. Absolutely easy-peasy.

Unbelievable. Brilliant news. In Barnsley, there is a service that

runs the South West Yorkshire NHS Trust. Last year, 2015-2016, their

recycle rate was 93%. In money terms, ?330,000 they saved in one

one year. Just at that Trust. That is what we are asking people to do.

Unbelievable. Liverpool have been busy in the last four weeks, haven't

they Get in. The Liverpool Community Health Trust set up an amnesty. The

great thing is that people can drop the stuff off. Nobody looks, no

ticking off. They notice there was a decline in people bringing back

their medical aids. They set up an amnesty and in four weeks they have

seen an increase of 40% of people, patients, bringing back their stuff.

Come on, Liverpool! Who wants a compare commode under the stairs? Is

the amnesty for everyone? Who ever wants to do it. Liverpool did one.

This is our mission. What are you hoping for, what do you want? I have

an ambulance I can bring back! Bring your ambulance back we will put The

One Show on the side we are good to could. I'm no expert. In a small way

there is a situation. We don't know where it will go. We will be really,

really excited. It's down to the One Show viewer to help us. Whitehall I

will say, we want to contact, we want the NHS staff to contact us as

well, give us tips about good practices, bad practices people

coming with excuses. We want to hear from you and the One Show viewers.

Are you finding it difficult to bring your crutches or your zimmer

dprams back to the hospitals? We won't name and shame anybody, but

it's down to you. One thing is for sure, right, the NHS is short of

money. Come on, people, let's do the right thing. Let's get together, get

involved, get in touch. I'm on a mission. You had better stop me or I

will keep going. The One Show van is ready. Let's make a difference, save

money and make it happen. Thank you, Kevin. Inspirational stuff. See you

soon. Thank you. Now, we've asked Gyles Brandreth

to do some pretty daring things during his time on the One Show,

but we're about to Yes, tonight we're really

testing his metal, asking him One man has embodied the ideals of

the Alf alpha male time and time again. Women adore him, bad men fear

him, he always looks immaculate. No, I'm not talking about me, Gyles

Brandreth, it is of course... Bond, James Bond. The death deifying

escapades of Britain's best-loved spy has captured the imagination of

generation after generation. 007 is known for girls, gadgets and of

course jaw dropping stunts. Well, anything Bond can do, Brandreth can

do better. I'm ready to Jet Set off to whatever glamorous, exotic,

far-flung location I'm bound to be filming in. Ah, not quite! Far-flung

it may not be, it's here in Peterborough that one daredevil

James Bond stunt was filmed more than 30 years ago. Our One Show

stunt team will be attempting the nail-biting train sequence from

Octopussy. Having been spotted for his work as

a milk tray man, Martin Grace was tasked to double as Bond. Beginning

in 1967, he took on the mantle seven times and was highly regarded his

stunts in team and TV. He was Roger Moore's stunt double, when Sir Roger

heard of our film he wanted to pay tribute to the man who made the

stunts possible. I loved Martin. He was modest and terribly polite. He

was very good-looking. I doubled him for my close-ups. No, also nerves of

steel. He worked on Octopussy when he had a terrible accident. He was

doubling me hanging over a side of a train, trying to miss being hit.

They went on a little too long for Martin because they went past an

extension by the side of the railroad that he had not gone past

before. It hit him. It was so strong he broke his thigh broke, cracked

his pelvis, broken arm. He wases in a most terrible state. I went to see

him in hospital and he was determined he with a doing one arm

pullups. Within six months was doing his normal 20-mile run. Martin Grace

is probably the best stuntman I ever knew, best stuntman I ever had and

one of the nicest men. He was a lovely, lovely man.

So how will our stunt team pay homage and recreate this famous

sequence? Stunt coordinator Jamie is responsible for working out the

logistics before our stuntman, Gordon Alexander, can attempt it.

This is what stunt work is about, the preparation. Any stunt has an

inherent danger but we have covered the bases and rehearsed well and

prepared and rigged it. We need to get out today and we will get on the

roof and see how we feel. A little bit concerned. But what do the

employees of Nene Valley Railway think? The idea of standing on the

train going down the track is not something we would recommend! To be

able to recreate something like that, especially now with health and

safety... You have got to take into account that something could go

wrong. You have step hazards, trip hazards, falling off. The fact that

some old boy will be jumping between carriages, a braver man than me,

much braver! And you can see how Giles and the

team got on a bit later. Plenty of martinis coming up before that. I

used to love Roger Moore! Genius. We will stick with movie stars. We

mentioned that you have someone in common. And that is a certain movie

star, we will play the clip. # And up popped an ugly duckling

with feathers all fluffy and brown # And the other birds in so many

words said, get out of town # Get out, get out, get out of town

#. Here's been on the show, lovely

gentleman. Jazzie B, how did that man play a part in your past? He was

the gaffer. I worked as a tea boy at his studio is back in the early 80s.

And was he a builders or did he like a lot of milk? He was in the middle.

I make a mean cup of tea back in those days, before Yorkshire Gold

came out. It is the brewing time which is important. How long would

you leave it in for him? Tommy would usually get three minutes but you

have to be careful with the pouring of the milk. That is important. That

is always second. And Bradley, your connection? My mum took me to see

him in that show at the London Palladium in 1974. She asked if I

liked it and if I said that I said, if I don't make playing football for

a living, I want to get into showbiz. And the irony is that the

lad playing opposite, I loved what he was doing, and I said I want to

do what he is doing. And 23 years later I married his sister!

Goodness! We have had some weird stories! And the line operator in

the theatre that light, it was not until I had done the lottery show on

the BBC, I told that story round the table and he was Richard Valentine

who is one of the directors whose dad was Dickie Valentine, and my

wife's brother was on the road, and they hadn't seen each other for 30

years. That was extraordinary. But we have another thing in common. We

had played football together at Wembley! It was before the Chelsea

Middlesbrough game. He scored a great goal. From Wembley we are

going back to the Palladium. Obviously you are doing Tonight at

the Palladium. And off the back and you singing, you have an album out.

I sang a song called Almost Like Being In Love and I came off stage a

couple of days later and apparently Sony music were in the audience and

they said, we didn't know you could sing. I don't really tell anyone, is

to sing with my jazz band. I asked if I wanted to make a swing album. I

went into the studio with the producer, Steve Sidwell, who

produces Michael Buble, did films with Baz Lerman, and I sang with 854

piece orchestra. Was that overwhelming? The first three or

four days, I was in trouble. I was like, this is too much. But

everybody was so encouraging, the guys and the band and Steve himself.

And my friend was piano as well. They were so encouraging. It was

great. You have seen the album cover, is out on Friday. Shall we

have a listen? # Fly me to the Moon

# Let me play among the stars #. # That's life, that's what all the

people say # You're riding high in April, shot

down in May #. APPLAUSE

You are a one-man rat Pack! It is a stocking filler for the Nannes and

mums! There are some great tracks. And every song on the album has a

meaning to it. There is one in Spanish, my grandad used to sing it

to my mum when she was a little girl. There is an original song on

there as well. Chasing Dreams. I love the title. Steve brings me from

Mexico, he said, I've written this track, I hope you like it. He said,

I got no words, will you write some words? We wrote the words in between

the takes. And that's it, Chasing Dreams. It very uplifting song, a

big swing number. I'm dues now -- I'm writing dues now! And now I'm

going into wrapping! The album is out on Friday. Jazzie B has a new

documentary about his rise to fame in the 1980s which we are going to

talk about soon, but while he was treating the sound of the decade,

the subject about next film was making headlines.

Today we're asking Sam Fox to pose for a slightly

Throughout history Art and photography have reflected the

popular perceptions of beauty at the time. Samantha fox encapsulated a

new era in the way a woman's a parent is judged, the glamour model.

I had no intention or dream of being a page three girl, it literally

happened. She burst into the tablet at just 16 after winning a modelling

competition and launched a love affair with the press, becoming one

of the most photographed women of the 80s. The pictures appeared on

the front page. It said Sam quits A-levels... I did go to a catholic

school, I was taught by nuns. I guess it was a bit of a shock. I

still dream of being an actress and singer, I never dream about being a

Page three girl. Do you ever feel you have been exploited? No, I have

always made my own positions, never exploited to do something that I've

regretted. I'm not embarrassed about it. I look at them and I think, wow,

they were classy, they looked great. It was a fabulous career. You would

get people saying, don't you think it's degrading to women? My answer

was, had you been to the Tate Gallery lately? It's full of nude

paintings are beautiful women! And you go to art college. Make it! And

for the first time I had to reconcile that this is art -- naked.

There is a thin line with photography, it can be tacky or

artistic. I never wanted to be tacky. Does it know you that you are

known for modelling rather than your music? It's difficult for me in

Britain to cross over. For some people, they got that if guys pinned

you up on their wall, that was all you could do but I had to work

doubly hard to show that I could sing both my first single went to

number one in 17 countries where they never knew Sam Fox as a Page

three girl. That made me really proud. Someone's perception of you

does not have to be your story. How was it for you to come out publicly,

being in a relationship with a woman? With a woman! Love it such a

great thing, you can't mess with it. When it hits you, it is like a tonne

of bricks. You think maybe you might lose all your fans because all of

their fantasies have been squashed. Because they have grown up with me

they feel they do know me as a person and a lot of them did want me

to be happy. When I first met Myra, in that time many people would ask

me if I was in a relationship and I would say no what I was thinking,

I'm lying, I can't live lie. Unfortunately I my baby last year,

she fought for two years with cancer. I think because she suffered

for two years, that is when I lost a lot of might spark because it was

awful seeing her suffer so much. I was her carer, so I lived with it

24/7. It also made me grow up a hell of a lot. She was strong a very

strong. And that strength was given to me in that time and even now.

When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see? There has

been some sadness but, as a whole, I look at myself as a survivor, a

strong woman and a person who has lived her dream, you know. Content,

I feel very content. Using the time that Sam had spent sitting for me I

am painting a portrait of the way I see her. Three weeks later it is

complete and she returns to my studio. It's great! I think you are

emerging, that's the thing I have captured, the spotlight, the Globe.

It's great -- the glow. The timing is right? The timing is perfect!

It's great, isn't it? It's a great Strand, it should be a regular

thing. We have done quite a few of them. Let's talk about image because

back in the 80s, your logo, which we can see here, this is defined what

you were all about. You have that Funki Dred hairdo, that come from?

You were a trailblazer. That would is easy. Because my mum is a

Christian, she wouldn't be having any raster is living in the house so

that's why I always wore a hat, to cover the sides. She was oblivious

to it until I took my hat off! Perfect. And when it kicked off!

There is a picture of you back in the 80s. We thought it was only fair

to show a picture of Bradley as well. There he is! Dear oh dear!

That is scary, isn't it? I was about four! Where did you find that? The

archives! You got this great document the outcome I watched it

this afternoon, you have not even seen it yet. It is called from temp

to -- it is called From Dole to Soul. For you it started in the late

70s with your first gig just outside your house. That's right, the Queen

's Silver Jubilee. That was my first shot at being a DJ and getting into

the music business, from a sound system point of view. Watching all

my older brothers every weekend getting their sound systems ready to

play out, it was something I yearned to do. This was a key concept, the

sound system. There is a lot of furniture! It is a huge thing. And

you were loading this around but you didn't have a fan. -- van. We used

the results that were around us, the number 14 bus from Hornsey to Putney

was my transport at the time! Alongside a shopping trolley from

Safeways over I think it was in Holloway Road. You should have rung

me, I would have bought my amulet! I didn't have a spare 2p to ring

you. We were at school. It was my school days. Going from Hornsey to

the Calle, I spent a lot of time in the Caledonian Road area that is

where we would frequent. The Number 14 bus was my easy drive, as it

were. The Sound System became notorious and the parties you put on

became absolutely huge. This is you in the documentary talking about one

of those big underground parties. Imagine an H and the two arches and

the tunnel going through the two things. Soul II Soul Sound System

and family functions in the other. The queue of people down the street.

Looking at the size of the place, we must have had at least 5,000 people

partying. It would have been an illegal party. A very illegal party.

APPLAUSE. Straightaway, Bradley, as soon as you heard that music, you

reacted in a way that was the sound for you? I wasn't a fan of 80s

music. No Tiffany. No Soul II Soul my kind of thing. Really great. You

chart the fact that Thatcher's Britain split communities, really.

You capitalised on this quite a lot. You became very commercial with the

sound really, with shops... What it helped us to do was give us the

opportunity to, "legitimatise" what we were doing at the time. She was,

I guess, we were going through change. Yes. And it was very

difficult and this was during the time when we were used to having a

class system. It was interesting for people like myself because it felt

there wasn't a barrier, no glass wall or glass ceiling, as it were.

Her coming along and changing things that really did disrupt the whole

country. I guess we just found a void somewhere and filled the void,

which is what we did with the music and the fashion and the sound system

at the time. You moved from the Sound System into making songs Back

to Life, your massive hit. How did ha come about? Making

records is something I did from the early days of working for Tommy. I

had access to studios and stuff like that. Every sound system cuts their

own dub plays. It was something that we always did. What was different

was when the record company came along and said - this is

interesting, how about us distributing your music? At the time

all I wanted to do was be the biggest sound system in the world.

This is what gave me the opportunity to do what we did, and here we are

on the One Show today. Still a massive song today, isn't it? It's

not bad! It is great. You haven't seen it. You can see Jazzie B's from

Dole To Soul on BBC Two on Saturday night at 10.30pm or 11.00pm in Wales

or Northern Ireland. Now, it's time to find out

if you believe the hype over the most overrated day of the year -

Black Friday. It is like panto. Do you believe

the? This lot don't. Yes, if you believe the headlines,

there are bargains galore to be had, but we're more than a little

sceptical and surely you guys are way too savvy to get duped

by a few dubious discounts?! Just two-days left until Black

Friday. Are you excited? I'm so excited. Look at all the money we

can save. There are deals to be had. I'm not convinced. 49% of these

deals are cheaper on different days in the year a survey has shown. You

are not shopping smart. You can save money on toys, gadgets, I'm looking

for a shed. We can put you in that. Let's see what the public think.

Black Friday, are you excited? If I get a bargain, yes. Will you go

online or hit the shops. Both. Hardcore, you double up. I'm

retired. Auto have the I hate it time. . Nothing fun about going

around the shops on Black Friday you buy stuff you don't want. I checked

my emails and I was like - what are the emails for? Email after email?

Yeah. Stereo Always the stuff that no-one wants. The stuff they are

usually not selling is the stuff they put on for offers. Do you think

it's a good thing? Depends what you are buying. If it's not what you

need and if you are just going because it's Black Friday... If it's

reduced you can find a need for it. Yeah. Why are you shopping today,

save it for Black Friday? No. The the whole idea is appalling. Why?

It's just hype. Did I hear the word "hype" there? I was hoping you

didn't. You get advantages buying on Black Friday. I looked online and

compare when I go in the the shop. Amazing. You are ready for Black

Friday. Are you from the States. A few days after the price is the

same. Black Friday, are you going to get a bargain. Online. Online. He is

going online. That guy is smart. We think we have a bargain and we

haven't really. I reckon they put the price up and then the price will

come down a fraction. You are are probably playing more. The shops do

good out of it. It's not good for us. The public have seen through

Black Friday. The people that are here are shopping naively because

all the smart ones are at home, poise and ready to hit, buy,

purchase, on Friday. Hopefully, those people will be watching this

and know it may not be the deal they thought they were going to get. If

you are comparing prices and come across a good shed, let me know.

Look me up, please! You can't knock a bargain, can you? Jazzie said -

it's a con, it is's a con as soon as the film started. It's tempting.

Look who joined us on the sofa, it's Tom Odell. Lovely start, really

nice. It's not the first time you and Jazzie B have met? No. My first

TV show Jools Holland. There is the footage to prove it. You must have

been nervous with your first aperance? More terrifying than

anything. I downed a pint -- appearance. How old were you there?

22. Great. Do you always have a whisky on the piano? I did form a

habit. I had to cut back the other day. It was getting more and more.

Is OK. Is a little one. It's the only thing I can drink because

anything fizzy is weird to sing with. Sure. It's going so well for

you since then. Just incredible success all over the world. Thanks.

What is remarkable, I read that actually back in the day you didn't

start out as a singer. You didn't want... It was about songwriting for

you Yeah. It was only really started singing because I couldn't find

anyone to sing the songs and... I still don't think of myself as a

singer. Oh, you should. Your' excellent. Really? You were my

wedding song. Really the Penguin song. It was lovely. You told me it

was me. Next wedding! You are back with a second album. You roped in

top names for the videos. Have a look at this. Kevin Spacey you have

here. How did this come about? One of those weirdly sort of things

where I was looking for an actor to be in the video. We were staying in

a hotel in New York and he happened to be staying there. We... He was a

fan of mine. I was a massive, massive fan of his. I was obsessed

can With house of Cards. Wow. A few

weeks I e-mailed him and asked him if he wanted to be in the video. I

don't think he has already done a music video. I'm in touch with the

Queen. Tom, as a songwriter, the production side of things, that is

adding more layers to what you create? All the videos on this

album, we have done four, and they have sort of told a story. We are

about to put another one out on Friday, which sort of fine allis the

story. Is this the one you brought with you tonight? This is the one.

We have an exclusive. Let's see it. This is Silhouette. It's just a

silhouette # It's a mind trick

# I don't know why # But it reminds me

# Of someone that I used to know... #

APPLAUSE. Thank you for bringing that. The Kevin Spacey, Elaine Paige

and the story about Cats, that was another example. The John Lewis

advert. That came about by pure chance, didn't it? That was even

weirder because I lived near Victoria Park in London and I was on

a jog around in the summer and they were filming the advert. I asked,

what are you filming this for. They were like, the John Lewis advert. It

looks like a great advert. Four months later they asked me to do it.

I was like... I know the story. I have seen it being filmed. Sceptical

Bradley. That's unbelievable. My sister Kerry works at John Lewis in

Watford! Well! Have you been in John Lewis. It's coincidence al, I can't

believe it. This show is unbelievable! Other stores are

available to work in and sing about. Really? Tom will be perform

Magnetised from his later album Wrong Crowd at the end of the show.

Tom recorded a special live performance for Radio 2 in Concert

which you can find on the BBC iPlayer. What a great show we are

having tonight. Tom, from adverts we don't need you to to tell us how

important it is to have a catchy song to sell a product.

This is where we apologise to all those viewers who've tuned

in thinking that we never show adverts on the BBC.

The next four and a half minutes are going to make up for that.

# If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit joint our club... #

They are catchy. # Fairy liquid... #

They can lodge in our brains for decades

# Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back... #

Jingles simply make us smile. Armed with a violin on the streets of

Cardiff I'm hoping to see how much affection we have for advertising

classics. How about this one. # I'm loving it... #

Which is? McDonalds. # Shake and vac and put the

freshness back... # # With mild green, Fairy Liquid... #

People clear clearly have a soft spot for them. They can recall them

instantly. Even the old tunes stick in their mind. It's given me an

idea. Can I turn these little songs into something greater than the sum

of their parts? Is the jingle started on American radio in the 192

20s. In the 1950s they sold products to useses Brits. I'm meeting Rod

goer Greenway who has written the most well-knownle ginning 8,

including this one for Coca-Cola are.

# And keep it company... #

For people to remember something and be able to sing-a-long it has to be

short, sweet, succinct, memorable very quickly. Something like the

Asda commercial. 30 seconds. It was only supposed to be on air for a

short while. It was on air for 25 years. One of your famous

commercials was the Jacobs Club. # If you like a lot of chocolate on

your biscuit, join our club... # It's child like, that is

sophisticated? Absolutely. Keep the chords simple and let the melody run

through the chords. That is what I did. It's so short. That That is

brilliant. As soon as you hear, it you know what it is. Most people

would say - I could write that. But they didn't! After my masterclass

I'm feeling inspired to compose my own medley of 19 different jingles.

I soon realise so many of the classics are made up just a few

chords. # For mash get Smash... #

Then something clicks. It's complete. Will an audience expecting

a classical performance recognise these well-known jingles? Ladies and

gentlemen, thank you very much for coming. We have a treat for you. A

One Show especially arranged piece of music. See how much of it you

recognise. If you want to play along at home, look away now.

APPLAUSE Did you recognise what was contained

in the music? TV jingles. McDonald's. T-Mobile. It was

different but recognisable. I think it becomes more classical because

you lose the context of the melodies make them memorable. I hope we have

showed that those classic deserve a place not only in our hearts but

also as a stand-alone John Wright of music in its own right. We were

trying to guess but it did not go too well!

Well, in Bradley's honour, we've given Richard's jingle

Join us as we play, What's The Name of the Game Show?

Where we are! Richard has composed a piece of music with ten theme tunes

of game shows. Thomas Dekker men to play this. -- tom has come. We are

going to play and were going to see how many we get. Whenever you're

ready. I've lost it! CHEERING

It was going all right! You were dancing! The first one? Blankety

Blank! The second one, mastermind. Blockbusters. Question Of Sport.

This is my favourite. Bullseye! Millionaire! Countdown.

That is a modern one. Pointless. I know that but I don't know what it

is! Say what you see. Catchphrase! And the last one, I haven't seen it,

apparently it's got Bradley Wiggins! The Chase! I didn't even know it!

Alex Scott it. We put the krypton factor! We got five. Five each!

Thank you very much. Thank you both. Now, it's the moment

we've been waiting for, can Gyles and the One Show stunt

team recreate one of OO7's In 1983 this bearing Bond stunt

sequence enthralled audiences. Yes, Moneypenny, the question is, 30

years on, can the One Show stunt team retreat this incredible James

Bond stunt without breaking any bones? Nearly three miles of railway

track has been cleared and safety check for dangerous obstructions and

our One Show stunt man Gordon Alexander has been fitted into his

harness ready for the first shot. In the 80s, the stuntman might have

been harnessed but it would have been by a very thin cable that you

couldn't see while filming. For us we can use a thick rope. It goes up

and over the carriage and Gordon is connected to the other side. With

today's modern technology we will be able to digitally erase the

harnesses. When he is on the roof of the train he will actually be free,

he will be running up and down the carriage with no safety line. You

want me to do another one? One more. For the finale, he will duck

underneath the bridge, the timing will be essential to avoid a

dangerous collision. And to capture the aerial shots, and that the

helicopter we will be using a drone. The real risk the performer is the

risk of falling off the roof. He is 15 foot high on a moving platform,

you would not want to fall off a train at speed. Rehearsals are over,

the time has come. This seems to be a lot of fuss over nothing. That

after this, Moneypenny, I have got to go and change -- look after this.

They broke the double as mould long ago, maybe it is time for an old

hand to show these new boys how it's done -- 007 Mould. That is our

tribute. Everything you see now has been especially shot for The One

Show. Well, I think the next Bond is a

racing cert. Where were we? I thought you were extremely brave and

you can double me any time. Brilliant! Super job. It goes

without saying, please do not play with railway carriages or recreate

any James Bond stunts. Especially at home because the likelihood of

having a full-size train at home is a moat. On a train on the roof, but

he said, on the roof of a drink and be careful, you might fall off.

Hello! Exactly! Now had he ever imagined yourself as James Bond?

Yes. -- have you. We have treated ourselves to a little picture. This

is another one. Look at the budgie smugglers! They are all right! We

found quite an impressive stunt of yours on a game show. Look at this

for an entrance. Your host, Mr Bradley Walsh!

Total wipe-out! Did it ever work? We never made the series, the director

was a guy could Rupert from Hollywood. He got in some of

Hollywood and he said, you got to come down there and we'll catch you

at the bottom and nobody caught me and I went straight through!

Frightening! Just as well you didn't need crutches. Kevin was on earlier,

we have had 450 e-mails about people who tried to take their crutches

back to hospital but the hospital did not want them. He's trying to

start a campaign to see if we can save the NHS some money. Thank you

for your feedback and keep it coming to the usual addresses.

Thanks to our guests, Bradley Walsh and Jazzie B!

Bradley's album is out on Friday and you can see Jazzie B's

documentary on the 80s on Saturday night.

Coming up next on Watchdog, could you be paying for takeaways

And a fly tipper and some puppy farmers get their just desserts.

But now, playing us out with Magnetised from his latest

# See those birds going across the sky

# They say there's mother nature in everything we see

# Wish I had a little mother nature in me

# I'm magnetised to somebody that don't feel it

# But as sure as the world keeps the moon in the sky

# I wish I had a chance to let them know

# Their love is like a flower in the snow

# If it's just pheromones then that may be

# I wish you had a little pheromones for me

# I'm magnetised to somebody that don't feel it

# As sure as the world keeps the moon in the sky

Hello, I'm Elaine Dunkley, with your 90 second update.