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Hello and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

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With just three days to go until the most watched and you'll non-

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sporting event on a Saturday in May, in the world ever, the Saturday is

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abuzz with excitement for this Saturday's Eurovision Song Contest.

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That's enough! That's enough! The brief was excitement, that was over

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the top! And the man keeping us entertained throughout will be Mr

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Graham Norton. Thank you, thank you. Graham, you are bound for the

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airport within a matter of hours. It is very exciting. Have you seen

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Engelbert Humperdinck in the German flag. He is not a fall, he is going

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for votes! His mother is half- German? Engelbert, let's face it...

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People won't know where he is from. They really weren't! The Germans

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have a good entry this year. Very good. Germany have done so much to

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irritate the rest of Europe going into this, that they may have blown

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it for the poor boy. We heard that Spain don't want to win it because

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they can't afford to. Greece is quite a good song, what if they

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win? A they'd better not turn up. Everyone wants to come second!

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Eyes of a with a pain in my side every day at 7:00pm. I am only

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joking, I can't carry it off! On a more serious note, there are around

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10 million people in the UK living with constant pain every day.

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Doctors are discovering that distracting the brain could be the

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I am just about to disappear inside one of the most advanced brain

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imaging systems in the world. It is helping scientists in Oxford unlock

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the secrets of the most mysterious of all human sensations, plane. --

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pain. These machines can see pain impulses arriving in the brain.

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Pain is in the brain, that is its job. The brains job is to process

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those signals that are coming in, often from the damaged bit of the

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body and give you that experience. How are you doing? I am inside

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abortion issue! I am about to be given shots of burning -- I am

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inside a washing machine. I am about to be given shots of burning

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plane. We are giving him a five second heat steamers which he is

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writing a seven to read, so that is strong. A couple more seconds, he

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will want to take the device of -- The images of processed, hot spots

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light up to show the extent of the pain in my brain. The Burn causes

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what is called acute pain, it can last a few seconds or few months,

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alerting the brain to damage and given the body time to heal. Some

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people suffer chronic pain, which can last a lifetime, either because

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the injury can't heal, or more mysteriously, long after it has

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gone away. Professor Irene Tracey wants to understand chronic pain,

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and beat it. Jenny Parkes knows how debilitating chronic pain can be.

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Hers began seven years ago after a minor injury. I didn't expect

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anything like this to go on as long as it did. It is like I have a

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burning hot rods stuck in the side of my neck, my neck gets very stiff

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and I get headaches. Nobody could pinpoint or explain why I had back

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pain. I saw quite a few doctors and a couple of them told me I was

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putting it on, more or less. desperation, Jenny joined a four-

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week course at St Thomas's Hospital in London. No new drugs, no fancy

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treatment, instead, a programme to encourage the brain to take control.

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Her goal is to get people doing more and to be more functional, to

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participate. Exercise, socialising, discussion, even facing forgotten

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chores like ironing, are all part of the course designed to put

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chronic pain into the background. If you are desperate, depressed,

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not working, if you're paying won't go away, if it has been years, this

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is the approach that is the most likely to get you functioning again.

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These people still suffer pain, but learned to put it into the back of

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their minds. Jenny Parkes is now fully active and back at work.

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Although the pain is there in the background, I am not focusing on it,

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which I was before. Once you understand the mechanics of it, it

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takes the fear out of it. It means I can get back to my normal life

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and I am not thinking about my neck the whole time. It seems too simple

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to be true. Somehow the brain is putting paint to one side. Back in

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Oxford, Professor Irene Tracey is using a machine that can see inside

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your head to explore how this could be. She showed me what her

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experiments with brain scans are starting to reveal. The coloured

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bit is activity? Exactly right. That is where the brain is actually

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working. It is not just one little area that is responsible for

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monitoring bone pain? For many years, people for there was one

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bits mac that people thought there was one bit. It is a lot more

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complicated. We take our minds of pain by stimulating different areas

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of the brain. I can produce in the scanner, but have you do

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complicated maths so you are distracting. Even though you're

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doing -- getting the same Ed Byrne, you will tell me it does not hurt

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as much -- getting the same ban. Our camp these results have people

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living with long-term pain? information is very helpful because

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it helps us translate it to patients, to say these are the bits

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you can tap into. Because if you tap into that, you have an in-built

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system to turn the paying off. It is just as powerful as turning the

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temperature down -- to turn the paying off. This is a fantastic

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that -- a fascinating subject. Is it as simple as that in the thought

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to the back of your mind? I wish. That course that we look at looks

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at lot of different ways of dealing with pain. These are people living

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with paint and it can't often be medical explain, it can't be helped.

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They think pain when they wake up so their mobility has gone. They

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are in a visit to -- a vicious spiral down. The pain management

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helps them live with the pain. Distraction is one of the

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techniques, one of many. Lots of people will be sceptical but if you

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are in chronic pain and have been for five, eight years, you would

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try anything. Are these courses readily available? It is a very

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specialist course available on the NHS through referral from your GP,

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but you have to be pretty desperate and have had quite a problem to get

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to a course like that. Areas around the country will have pain

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management tennis, offering the same sort of approach. Not dealing

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with more injections but dealing with how you cope with the pain. In

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nearly every big NHS area, they are available for free, and you have to

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be referred through your GP. And the patient has to have faith.

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Being told that you will be taught to live with your pain rather than

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cure it is difficult. Do you have any issues, Graham? The worst pain

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I had was when I broke three ribs, that stays with you. I know what

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they mean about pain, it does likely go away as you live your day

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and it is at night, when all distraction has gone, that is when

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the toothache is worse, your elbow A classic thing is the rugby player.

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At the time you don't notice the pain. To have the skills to be able

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to do the pain management. Pain management teaches you how to cope

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and relax and not to make the pain all-consuming. Is this the future?

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Irene Tracey, we touched about her work but -- touched on her work but

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she is helping us understand it. We treat chronic pain as a disease in

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its own right, rather than a symptom, and treat people how to

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manage it better. Maybe we can come up with drugs that act on the brain

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rather than the money itself. -- rather than your knee itself.

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of people hate injections, Graham? I don't mind them. For those people

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who hate them... Any half-decent doctor or nurse will tell you do

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not draw the syringe in front of the patient, you distract them and

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would you hopeful, is that it, that is the idea of a good amp the --

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injection. You are doing a few more films for us? We are doing both tax

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and headaches -- Botox and headaches, and we are meeting a man

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who can't feel any pain at all. He may have the answer to some of the

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problems but we have to wait and see. Now it is time for Mike Dilger

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to play red or black on the Pennines, with some wild grouse.

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Britain has many impressive bird species, but only a handful perform

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an intricate courting dance. Performed in a very specific

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location called a lake. This is the process where males congregate on a

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regular patch, to display and fight, all with the ultimate aim of

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attracting many mates as possible. One of these species has been in

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real trouble. Black grouse numbers are low. In 2010, there were less

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than 500 miles in England. Part of the problem is that they need a

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variety of habitats, like heather moorland and dense grassland, which

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have disappeared. Phil Oren from the Game and Wildlife Conservation

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Trust has been working to restore those areas -- Philip Warren. But

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it is only part of the problem. Males tend to gather at the lack

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rather than travelling, so they don't spread, but the hens do.

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the young hens that are born here move in the first year. They are

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moving on average nine kilometres, but up to 30. We have lacks in the

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corner of the range getting bigger and on the edge of the reins, hens

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are moving to areas where there are no Mail's -- edge of the range.

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solution comes at night. By catching surplus males and moving

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them to newly-planted areas with the females, he can spread the

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population. Black grouse are so rare and nervous, it has got to be

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dark or they will fly away. The chips are stacked against us,

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because the much more common red grouse lives here, too. There are

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thousands of them and just a handful of blacks. It is like

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playing grouse roulette in the dark. It is not easy. This is not quite

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mission impossible, but not far off. It is almost an hour before we

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catch a glimpse of something. We have just caught sight of a grouse,

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he has got the eyes shine reflected in that head torch. Red or black,

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let's see. We have got a grouse, and it is red. I have never seen a

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red grouse close. How much more common are the red grouse here?

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this time of year you would find 30 per square kilometre, the black

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grouse, typically more one per square kilometre. In five years,

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Phil and his team have caught and relocated just 39 males. And I can

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see why. Was there something there? Another read, and another. That is

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three hours' solid graph, and not a single black grouse to be found. It

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is like a needle in a haystack, looking for them. To make up for it,

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Phil has promised me a treat. On one condition, have to get up super

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Five miles up the road is an established Lech and a special hide.

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Phil had to get me into the hide whilst it was still dark, otherwise

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we might have spent the black grouse, which hopefully will be

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dancing on an out here, as soon as it gets light. -- the leg just out

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here. As dawn arrives, so do the grass with their beautiful bubbling

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call. All of a sudden, the light has improved and those white

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bottoms are standing out like huge rosettes. This is a spectacle. And

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with a female black grouse arrived, the real show begins. Phil, the

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birds have suddenly got incredibly active. Yes, two hens have arrived

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in the middle. The males are going absolutely bonkers, they are

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running around the females, jumping up in front of them, trying to

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Thanks to Phil and his night missions, black grouse have doubled

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in England in the last two years. We did not catch up with a black

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grouse last night, but Phil has delivered this morning, 25 times

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over! He looks absolutely shattered, Mike. I know, he is always rooting

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around in the dark. Bless him. We will treat him and give him a film

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in the day, soon. Now, Graham Norton, you have just

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met up with Madonna? Well, I met her. Not even soberally.

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Did she affect you? It was a semi- religious experience. You know, you

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have met a lot of famous people, I have, it is different to that, it

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is on another level. Imagine meeting Oprah.

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I did meet her after Blue Peter, we ended up talking about wrestling.

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Bizarre. We actually wrestled with Madonna.

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But you are not a massive Madonna fan, are you? I don't mind. She is

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alright. He prefers Neil Diamond.

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The funny thing is you end up talking about odd things, she ended

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up confronting you about why you asked -- named your dog after her.

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I didn't name the dog after you! I know, the dog is called Madge...

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But... What does that mean? Well, it was a rescue dog... Wait! It was

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a rescue dog, when I went to the rescue place, they had already

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called her Madonna, so I thought I can't have a dog called Madonna, so

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I called her Madge. What is the other dog's name?

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Bailey. Not Gaga?! Did you feel more tense

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as you are a Madonna fan? Were you worried that the programme would

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not go well? I so wanted it to go well, but once it starts, you are

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at work. You know, Madonna is at work too, but you are at work and

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you just get on with it, but it was a huge relief when it was done and

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dusted and I was able to give myself a big tick on the bucket

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list. Was the dog really called Madonna? Oh, it was. Imagine being

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in the park, "Madonna! Madonna." We are such good friends.

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Now, the Eurovision Song Contest, have you done lots of revision for

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this? Loads! It is a long journey, so I will be reading owl the -- all

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the way. You are in the commentary box?

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is a funny booth at the top. You are miles away. You can look out

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the window, but if you really want to see everything there is a

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monitor. A television. Set the scene, is it warm, do you

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have to squint to see the stage is tiny. There is two of us, that

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is all it fits. You look out, the stage is a mile away.

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You get a good sense of the atmosphere, the spectacle of it all.

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I don't know if you have seen the semi-finals, the Stadium is

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enormous, and it is specifically built.

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Well, we have done you a little test to help you out with swotting,

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it is called Your Revision. First of all, have you seen the

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pronouncation for the Greek entry? It is a tough one. Alex has been

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practising it. How would you say that? Etheral.

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That's good. Well, I was close.

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Yours is better. I like to make a few mistakes to

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make myself appear hiem! There is a lass with toot use, -- tat use.

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Yes, she has "believe" and then "love" do you know who that is?

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she through to the finals? She has. I would say she is rough as guts.

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Oh, oh, Netherlands! I think she is going through? I think she is going

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through tonight. He is clued up. Well, don't miss Graham Norton's

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show tomorrow night and the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday

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at 8.00pm. Now it is one of the hardest jobs in the world, you

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don't need qualifications or get paid, you have guessed it, we are

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talking about parenting. In a new scheme, parents are to be given the

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opportunity to attend parenting classes, but is being a good mum or

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dad being something that you can really learn? Cherry Healey went to

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find out. In twine, my beautiful daughter, --

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in 2009, my beautiful daughter was pose. Now I am presented with a

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difficult question: How to become the best possible parent for my

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daughter? It is one of the best jobs in the world. It can be hard

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sometimes, no-one can prepare you for the things you are going to

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face. The tricky thing is that kids don't come with a manual. Will you

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come and tidy your toys up? No, I don't want to.

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Well, help may be at hand. The Government is piloting a scheme in

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selected areas in the country, through which any parent with a

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child under the age of five is entitled to a voucher worth �100 in

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parenting classes. Today I'm off to find out the secret by attending

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one of them. According to the Government, 85% want more help with

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practical help with their children, according to the Government.

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What would you say you need more of? I want help with my kids.

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I have three boys. I am a panicky mum. I am worried. Something --

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sometimes I hold back with my boys. Sometimes I think I'm not a good

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mum. I think so many mums feel they are

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not being good enough. It is not an exact science science it is very

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scary? It is. It is. I hope after the course I can let go of the fear

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and be a good mum for my kids. So, I have my voucher. I don't want

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to be late. This course is run over five weeks and covers the big ones,

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communication, love, and today's hot topic... The theme today is

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rules. At the moment, the scheme is being

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trailled in Camden in London with more due in middleshire and

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Derbyshire, but if it proves a success, there are plans to roll it

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out across the country. We are asking ourselves to spend

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more time with our children, listening to them. So, how did you

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get on? I ended up chatting with my son a lot. It was really beautiful

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to sit with him and talk with him. That's lovely. One of the things

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our children needs is attention. Remember last week... This course

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is run by a mother of free, Bebe, she's been parenting coach for a

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year. Do you think that we really need

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the classes? Don't people parent by insink? The group -- parent by

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instinct? The group is so supportive of each other. There is

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a relief to talk to each other and know they that are not the only

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parent in the world trying to get their child to sleep at night.

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halfway through the session and now I'm beginning to enjoy it. After

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the introductions and everyone relaxed, it has been a lot of fun.

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I have four things to do when I go home. Why are you doing this class?

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To help improve my way of dealing with the children it is not

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necessarily for badly behaved Children In Need or bad parenting,

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but it is to meet me in the middle with the children. All of the other

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things that people are doing, you think you may try that one.

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I have a cracking one from you, if they are being naughty to set on

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the step and think about what they have done. I'm going to use that.

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Most of this is common sense, but actually, why I amen joying it

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gives you time to think. Life is so busy. It is really nice to take a

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moment to think about how you parent.

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That really doesn't happen often. Because classes like these are

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voluntary, the critics of the scheme argue that they will not

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attract the parents that need them the most and others could be put

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off as they fear being labelled a bad parent.

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Thank you very much for coming to Parent Gym. I look forward to

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seeing you next week. So, the class is over, but, what

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have I learned? Will it make me a better parent? I was cynical about

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parenting classes, I thought I could get that information on the

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internet, but I have had a lovely time. It is great to hear parents

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talk honestly about what they are struggling with. It makes you feel

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less alone. I think that I would go to parenting classes again,

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actually, there is no such thing as a perfect parent.

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Would you go? Now that I have two, but at the beginning.

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Well, Graham we are sure you have been to dozens of film premieres,

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but tonight, now, are the stars all there, Lizzie? There are hundreds

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of stars, the villagers of Kingston Bagpuize, they have invested

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everything in this film, Tortoise In Love. They have funded this film,

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they have acted in it, they have let people stay in their house for

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weeks on end while it was filmed, now they are walking up the red

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carpet to their premiere. It is so exciting for the villagers. It is a

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captivating rom-com it is boy meets girl. Hilarious consequences,

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hopefully it will go global. Imagine how excited they are. This

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morning I spent time with them as they made their preparations.

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Ahead of the premiere, there is only one place to be in the village

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of qing Kingston, this that -- in the village of Kingston Bagpuize,

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that is the hairdresser's! Lovely, all appointments then blocked out

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for the film premiere. How would you describe the mood in the

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village today? I think it is electric. It is all that everyone

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is talking about. What was your part in the film?

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didn't have a name, I was just the old lady in the tea shop and

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because I am doddery any way, it was typecast... Do you need help?

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Myself and Angela and my team here we came in at 6.00pm and did the

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hair for the film. A critical question, have you got

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your dress sorted? Yes, I got my dress yesterday. I'm hoping that my

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husband will be talking to me when he finds out how much money I have

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spent on it. Sue, what was your involvement in

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the masterpiece? I headed up the WI catering team. I had 46 fantastic

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volunteers and we did nothing but bake.

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Not only were 400 locals involved in front and behind the camera, but

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the budget was raised by the local residents as well. This means that

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the community will share in financial success at the box office.

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Did I say that autoloud?! Now, it took two years from making the film

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for it to be drinted until tonight's premiere, did you think -

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-dies trib ueted d --dies Buted, did you think it would happen?

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us, it was a long time coming, but we are finally glad that we have

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achieved it. Now, I have to get my frock on.

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Usualally, the stars arrive in a limbo, but no, our villagers

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arrived in a tractor. Of course. David and his wife, Catrin are the

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local farmers. David, what was it like being in the film? You play

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yourself, basically? I do. It was great fun, but I decided I'm not

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cut out for acting. I don't think that Hollywood will come calling, I

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think that I will stick to milking cows.

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Now, lots of stars have walked the red carpet, but this is Joan. If

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Harvey Weinstein calls are you available? Of course I am! I'm not

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like him, I am ready for any offers. Do you know what, many stars are

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born tonight, Joan is one of them. Have a great night.

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That is classic British! Arriving in a tractor. That is all we have

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time for tonight. Thank you very much, Graham Norton. Don't miss the

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