24/06/2014 The One Show

Hello and welcome to The One Show, with Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

As it is such a pleasurable evening we thought we would start our show

outside. The other reason is we are a bit

worried about tonight's guests. These two are a pair of conmen. And

they are love rats. This duo are Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, and they

are not afraid to shout it from the rooftops or sing it from the pi as

exactly. Dirt Dirty rote guys, like us.

-- Dirty Rotten Guys, like us, yeah! Beautiful. There we are, my friends,

have a bit of that. That's from the musical Dirty Rotten

Scoundrels, Robert Lindsay and Rufus Hound are with with us tonight. The

good to see you. Also coming up we have a film where

we take 1966 World Cup's Bobby Charlton back to his old house. I

bet he is upset that the team are already queuing up for their bus to

the airport. A few miles up the road from Jack's

old house are some very disappointed people in the Robin Hood pub in

Jarrow. The landlord has taken down the flags, but I have to say, good

of the to all of the flag handlers. Now, today there was more worrying

news that the NHS is facing an acute shortage of GPs. Anita Rani has been

to visit two doctors surgeries with another problem, a future without

the funding they need to survive. It might look idyllic and relax

willing, but for rural GPs countryside holds more than its fair

share of challenges. It is only recently we had decent broadband

introduced the, but there's no gas. And if that isn't enough, many rural

doctors say their biggest challenge is maintaining patient services. And

even for some keeping their surgery doors open. This doctor covers two

surgeries in the Yorkshire Dales. He's worried as he says the

Government's withdrawal of the fund, the minimum practice income

guarantee, says his surgery stands to lose ?25,000 as it is phased out.

We are down to the bare bones of the service already. There isn't spare

money floating around in a practice income. Head west to Coniston in

Cumbria and Dr Fry says the situation is even worse for her

small practice in the Lake District. In about seven years we are about

?30,000 down annually and it gets to the stage where it is not viable.

Have to think, can the surgery stay open or can I continue doing this

job? The Prime Minister recently called for patients to see their GPs

seven days a week. With budgets squeezed it is a big ask. So how

realistic is David Cameron's plans, a particularly for smaller surgeries

like hearse, that they should now be open seven days a week? It is not

really a suitable option, because our workload is already pretty

intense. In 2013 we got some figures that just over 3,500 GPs get paid

over ?150,000 a year, which is more than the Prime Minister. That's when

you start questioning... I can tell you something, that would be

wonderful but I'm way below that. So maybe I should start playing the

lottery. For Jonathan the vast areas that rural GPs cover mean extra

expense. Their time and money is stretched. We cover about 500 square

miles here for our 4,500 patients. As is often the case in a rural

setting it is a predominantly elderly population. We are going to

see a chap in his 90s who depends on a range of different services to

keep him at home with his wife, who he cares for. Jonathan makes regular

visits on Mr Wood in Layburn. We are what we call a ripe old age, aren't

we? We've been with your practice all our lives. We've had the best of

service. I think the doctor, I think cutting the doctors would be the

worst. Very worrying indeed. Katrina is also seeing a patient. She fears

that costly home visits may become a thing of the past, hurting many

older patients, who would struggle to get to her surgery. Joan Wilson

is wheelchair bound and relies on Katrina's home visits. What would I

mean for you if Katrina wasn't able to visit you? I would probably have

no medical contact for months and months. I couldn't go on a bus, even

if there was one. But her patients are not taking the planned cuts

lying down. Setting is up a Save our Surgery campaign group. The

withdrawal of the finances is over seven years, so it is a slow doth,

and that's even worse really. The first year is probably not too much

at risk, but after that we are really worried. The next nearest

surgery we think we'll have to go to is over a very tort rows road and

quite a long road -- a tortuous road. In winter it is impossible. We

feel very bitter that the Minister of health has suggested that

practices who are making such a loss should really try and sort

themselves out. We do not want to consider making staff redundant. We

don't want to see people leaving our services sooner than they should be.

We don't want to close either of our two surgeries here. But ?25,000 is

going to have an effect down the line in terms of service provision.

NHS England say they are working together with the local NHS and want

to reassure patients that they will continue to have access to

high-quality primary care services in the future. Cuts to GP services

in places like this to our surgeries could have a huge impackage. Yes, it

is stunningly beautiful, but it is also very isolated and the community

here is elderly. So for them to not have a GP at the moment is

unthinkable. Thanks to Anita and everybody in that film. The whole

issue of GP funding is being discussed at the British Medical

Association's conference at this week's, so do expect more headlines

over the next few days. Now it is time to welcome the stars

of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. The musical. Robert Lindsay, Samantha

Bond and Rufus Hound! APPLAUSE

How are you? Sit yourselves down. Lovely to see you. Love is in the

air. It is! You should, shortly you should be on stage. The performance

this evening has been held hasn't it? It has been specially delayed so

we can be on The One Show. One very drunk audience. Free champagne until

we arrive. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, the film, is brilliant. The musial

brilliant as well, says the reviews. And Matt, who has seen it. The only

review we care about. This is all for you. Seriously I got tickets as

part of my Christmas box, because I was such a fan of the film. We were

at the Christmas box. We are hoping to be another Christmas box, because

we run at the Savoy for how long? March 15th. A long run. For those

who have not seen the musical or the film, what's the story? It is two

conmen, guys getting a bit bored with life, and the young man on the

block here, him, and I take him under my wing and we decide to con

everyone. We are kind of Robin Hoods really, rob from the rich and give

to the poor - us being the poor. And that's where Samantha comes in. I'm

a recently divorced woman who has gone to the south of France looking

for love and believers she has found it when she meets the man she

believes is the Prince. Ah, but not so much. I am pretending to be a

Prince. Quite a lot of my diamonds are involved in that plot. A wealthy

woman. For you, Rufus, how was the transition from comedian to West End

star. Absolutely immediate and smooth...

LAUGHTER And that is true! One morning I went, I can do it. That's

largely what happened. I believe that in life what you get is

opportunities. Once you've got an opportunity it is about graft. We

know that you can dance. We've seen you. But have you ever done this

sort of thing before? You must have done theatre productions at school.

Yes at school, if you like showing off, the school play is what you do.

There isn't the school comedy club or the school performance art

installation. So I grew up thinking this is what I would do. Being a

grown-up there are so many unemployed act actors I'm too

scared, so I started telling jokes to drunks in pubs. And now I do it

in the dressing room. Samantha, with Downton you are doing everything at

once. I've been doing a lot of juggling. It is well organised. A

car arrives at the end of the show and I get in and have a glass of

wine. And then I arrive at my dark hotel and have a sleep and another

car picks me up in the morning. She's like a swan. From the top it

is just effortless. She is a stalwart of the boards. Is it true,

Robert, you have never seen the #23i78? I was working - never seen

the film? I was working in the south of France. I met them and I met

Steve Martin, who I had already met in America. I asked him what he was

doing and he said, this film, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. He said it is OK

but we need to do our own thing, meaning put their own stuff in. My

film disappeared, like most of my films did, a long story. Actually it

wasn't such a major hit. It was alright. It's become a classic

since. Steve Martin films are brilliant. I think it is one of

those movies that once it was on TV and it was shown again and again, it

grew and grew. That's why it has a place in people's hearts. A lot of

people my age bring their dads, because they sat down and watched. I

mentioned a character of the film and #24r's no reaction at all. Last

time I mentioned him and there was a round of applause. I've never seen

the movie and I can't begin to imagine this story about the songs

and the dances. It works so seamlessly. Anybody can site, at the

Savoy in London, until March. I would highly recommend it. Thank

you. And there is no better recommendation. And you are going to

sing some hits later on, on the pi at exactly.

Sad Sadly very few Englishmen have managed to get their hands on the

World Cup, but Jack Charlton and his brother, Bobby, did it in 1966. We

asked them to take us back to the place where their passion for

football began. I was born here in Ashington

Northumberland in 1935. At that time it was the biggest mining village in

the world. This is the street where we move moved. My mother had four

boys. I'm the old east. Bobby was second. Gordon was third and our Tom

was fourth. This is our old house, where we lived in. I wasn't born

here but I was brought up in it. It was nowhere near like this. There

used to be a door here: What a beautiful room. Fantastic. We've got

a staircase which used to go the other way. We've got all of this

door here. Was only one little narrow door. They never dreamt of

anything like this when I was a kid at off. All you had was that with

running water. Me mother was yeah, she was a hard worker. If there was

a meeting here for this and a meeting there for that, she would

go. The how the hell she didn't get on the council is amazing to

everybody, because she had words to say and she was the best one. Me

father was a very quiet man. We had a guardton. He had petition and

horses, all sorts of things -- he had posing. We had no -- he had pigs

and horses, all sorts of things. My mother put the bath out. My father

was get in the bath and sit there and wash himself. My mother would

come and wash his back and everything that he couldn't reach. I

miss my mother and my father. All four children shared this bed be,

me, Gordon, Tommy and our Bob. The boys could be squashed in there when

there was four no problem. In fact my mother used to put one of us on

the floor. This is where me and our kid played football. We never won a

game. I can jump and head something but our kid couldn't, because he

wasn't big enough. I can jump and get to there. But our Bob couldn't,

because he was only that big. I used to win all the time. We used to

spend hours and hours heading balls and kicking balls and all sorts of

things. never allowed to play football. We

were banned from this one. Whenever you played, you played hard, you

wanted to be one of the better players who was playing. I got an

invitation to go to Leeds. After playing in a game against Newcastle

I was asked to stay on and be a professional footballer. Jackie

Charlton, bringing up the rear. Martin Peters, Jackie Charlton, Ray

Wilson... All of the street was blocked with people standing to

waiting -- standing and waiting to see you. It was nice. I smiled more

than my brother, though! Cheers, Jackie, that was champion.

And how beautifully colour-coordinated hue after dinner

at Jack Charlton's old house. Bobby's Heights did not affect his

grey cells because he was one of the people who came up with the concept

of the vanishing spray that has become the start of the World Cup.

It is absolutely incredible. You cannot come into the shots like

that. Let's have discipline. Get the lying down with the vanishing spray.

Michael Douglas has been testing it to see if it keeps the fans in line.

England are out of the World Cup will stop their campaign ended in

failure, but one success story is the foam spray. Somebody is calling

for English football to incorporate the spray. Are we ready? Wait. You

are free to go. Well done. Wait there while I ask some questions.

Have you been watching the World Cup? England could have been better.

I will. You there, if you can wait there a second. Great. OK. You are

free to go. What about the new technology? The spray can has worked

well. I like the white line. I like it because the players almost crowd

over it, don't they? It is like hair gel. You put it in and it dissolves.

Who else will you support now that England is out? I will support

Argentina. Costa Rica is doing well. I fancy them, I have always liked

Brazil. Germany. I want to see England in the final and it is not

happening. To me, it is not worth watching the TV. But happily

learned? England are not very good, goal-line technology seems to work

and the referees, they like this foam spray, don't they?

It is such a great addition to the game. Do you use it in your hair? Do

not smell it. It is very strong. Now you are going to smell it. Do not

put it on the sofa. As a representation of pubs all over the

country, Norman at the Robin Hood in Jarrow has taken down his flags. We

can find a photograph. This was it before the England game. He is doing

a good job. That is Norman, in the moment. He is halfway there. On

Friday night, we will be at Glastonbury for an hour-long special

with Blondie, Ricky from the Kaiser Chiefs and Ed Sheeran. 20 years ago,

a new type of music had an impact on the festival crowd and TV audiences

watching around the country. In 1994, the dance act Orbital made

their debut at Glastonbury and it became part of musical folklore. It

was the first time last B was broadcast live on the TV and this

unique sound was heard in living rooms all over the country. It was

house music. A few years earlier, it started a revolution to rival the

60s. Acid house exploded in 1987, changing the music scene for ever.

It was often accompanied by ecstasy, and the rave was born. Sometimes you

could not get a licence for an all-night event and organisers went

underground. Organisers looked outside London, where people could

dance away from the authorities. We live in an age where social media

dominates any kind of party. But then, how did they do it? Every

weekend people set off on a magical mystery tour in search of the

party. And following their lead, I am heading off on my own journey of

discovery. I have come to a service station. Hopefully this is the guy I

need to speak to. Scott Manson has written the dance magazines. When

acid house came, it felt like a revolution. It was egalitarian. You

had gay and straight and black and white. It was open-minded and

fabulous. How would people find these places? It was an adventure

and sometimes tricky to get there. You would often travel in a convoy

but the problem with me if you followed the wrong car. Service

stations were the beginning of the party and central to the party was

the London orbital motorway, the M25 motorway, opened in 1986. The dance

act Orbital was named after the M25 motorway parties and was created by

Paul Hartnoll and his brother. We grew up listening to expensive

electronic music. Suddenly, technology was cheaper and you could

make respectable recordings in a bedroom. Orbital burst onto the

scene in 1989. By the early 90s, the parties started to change. We are

dealing with a lack of respect for the law. By 1984 -- 1994, the

government had had enough. There are couple is caused by New Age

travellers and raiders. It outlawed parties including any sound,

predominately characterised by the succession of repetitive beats. In

the same year, orbital -- Orbital played at Glastonbury. I used to go

to Glastonbury every year and asked why there was no dance music on the

stages will stop this was 1994. It was brilliant. My brother and I had

a dance wheeze to do as children. Michael Eavis enjoyed it so much, he

had a dance tent the next year and that area of Glastonbury has grown.

We ended up on the main stage the year after that. Following the

introduction of the criminal Justice act, ravers went back to the city,

giving rise to the super club. Orbital's legendary performance

paved the way for the opening of the dance Village. It confirmed the

crossover of electronic music into the mainstream. Very excited for

Friday. We have to talk to you about Downton. When is the new series? I

think in September. Certainly in the autumn leading up to the special at

Christmas. It will be stunning. Can you give any clues? I am sworn to

secrecy. You sign a separate contract saying you must not say a

word. That is it. Robert Lindsay and Rufus Hound are about to perform a

couple of numbers from the musical Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. The show is

on at the Savoy Theatre in London until next March. To be a successful

con artist one should look into the shadows of their dreams and desires

and reflect back only what is in their heart. Why can't the young

pretenders see that? There are only a few like you. What do you mean? Do

not flatter me. # Left hand, side pocket

Right arm akimbo and relaxed # All I'm doing is

I'm giving them what they want # Smooth and breezy

Exactly what they want # An escape from the ennui

Give them what they want # Nothing cheap or cheesy

Remember what they really want is # For fantasy

The man to see is you # And so in conclusion

All you're doing is you're # Some sugar in their tea

Give them what they want # Teach me, mould me

Make me your clay # I thought I'd seen it all

I thought I knew the score # But coming here I found a world

I never knew before # I want a mansion with a moat

Around which I can float # With some glass-bottomed ladies

In my glass-bottomed boat # A house in the Bahamas

With paisley print pyjamas # Lunch at the Obamas'

Dinner at the Dalai Lama's # Great big stuff

I really do deserve it # Great big stuff

With servants who will serve it # Great big stuff

I don't give a damn what it is # Every day is my birthday

Every night is my Bah Mitzvah # Great big stuff

Great big, great big stuff # I just want someone to love me

For my money!