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Hello and welcome to the One Show with Matt Baker. And Alex Jones. We

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are spending this evening with old friends. We are helping two beetle

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finds to reunite after 40 years -- two Beatles fans. Lynne! We are

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doing our best to help a stranded ship 's captain from Russia get back

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to where he once belonged more were his friends and family are waiting

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for him. Melanie Chisholm is popping in to

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see us later. And top of the bill, a man anybody

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would be delighted to have knocking on their front door with a bottle of

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wine and someone the full stories. It is the one and only Ronnie

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Corbett. # I want to hold your hand.

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Thank you to the Ultimate Beatles. That was the national -- natural

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mover in me bubbling out. You are a fan of the Beatles? Indeed I am. I

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grew up with them. Well, I didn't grow much, but I was around with

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them. Favourite song? Now you are catching me. You like them all. That

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was a good one, I want to hold your hand. Was that what it was? Well,

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obviously, you have had a wonderful career, working with a huge array of

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stars, but it is of course the two Ronnies that takes some beating. Up

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to 17 million viewers tuned in to watch you both light up our screens

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in the 70s and 80s, a time Ronnie is remembering in a new documentary

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series starting tonight. In honour of the two Ronnies, we are giving

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you at home your chance to vote for your favourite two Ronnies sketch.

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This is why we remember them with such affection. I was seven or eight

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when I started watching them and really appreciating the humour.

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Anybody that? Good morning. Their timing and everything was perfect. I

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only wear them for reading and seeing things. Especially when

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Ronnie Barker is on all fours. I remember doing that myself. Is there

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a dog in here? You sat around and watched it. I would like a tin of

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beans. It was almost a tongue twister. Beans and ticking, beans

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and Frankfurt, hamburger, steak burger, cheeseburger... Ronnie

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Corbett was so small, and most of my family are tiny. Hello, I want to

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join the library. They took things to extremes. It was funny. Please

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tell this gentleman not to shout. What? They say it as it is. As soon

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as they come on, people say, that is life. I will have a pint of... Pint

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of bitter. They played off each other brilliantly. With pride.

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Within reason. With your overcoat on. No. It's just hooks you in. It

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is just hilarious. They are a joy. Some of the nation's favourites

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that. We watched some classics back on the internet earlier. I know

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everyone asks you about four candles, but is it true that you

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could not get through the rehearsals without laughing every time? Yes.

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Irresistible piece of fun, isn't it? And of course, Ron wrote it

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following a letter he got from a man in the hardware business who was

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asked to fork handles. It is a true story, based on that

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misunderstanding. And then it was elaborated. But the language used,

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for you, learning the stuff? Funnily enough, I don't remember one or I

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having any difficulty learning sketches. We would go home at night

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and say, we will do four candles tonight and the library sketch

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tonight, and the next day we came in and we knew them both. Once you get

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used to learning them, your mind has had more practice. And you both knew

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exactly what each other was thinking. For this week's One Show

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vote, we are asking you, which is your favourite two Ronnies sketch?

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We have selected four brilliant ones to choose from. They are sketches

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you don't see often, so we are sorry if you were one thing four candles,

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but that is not on the list. We have seen a lot of that. Here are the

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ones on the list. Or you can sign in and vote online

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for free. The vote ends at 7:35pm sharp. We

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will play your favourite at the end. We will not ask you for your

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favourite, because we don't want to sway the vote. It is confusing,

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because we did several bug sketches and several library sketches. Well,

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we will show the ones we showed in that little film. Now, we are often

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told by TV ads how easy it is to claim compensation after an accident

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at work or on the road. So you could be forgiven for thinking that after

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having languished in jail for six years and then having your

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conviction overturned, you would automatically receive a pay-out for

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the years of liberty you have lost. Well, not quite.

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It is hard to imagine anything is soul destroying as being locked up

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for a crime you did not commit, or the feelings of relief when you are

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told it has all been a huge mistake when you are allowed to go free. You

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would hope that would be the end of it, but in many cases it is the art

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of a completely different nightmare. These two men when to jail in 2002

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for a crime they did not commit. One was found guilty of murdering his

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government sentenced to life imprisonment. Keith was it dude of

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helping cover up the crime and given five years. It was like your whole

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world imploding. But a BBC rough Justice programme in 2005

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re-examined the evidence to prove that they could not have been at the

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scene. Innocent men were sent to prison. They appealed, and their

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convictions were overturned two years later. I just feel like doing

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a lot of shouting. Having served nine years between them, the joy of

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release soon turned to despair, as life on the outside started to bring

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its own set of opens. I would go out with my mates, but always make sure

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I was with three or four people, just to make true or that if

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anything did happen, I did not get accused of it again. A few times, I

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stayed in for weeks on end and never came out of my room. History is

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littered with cases of miscarriage of justice, but not everyone has

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been compensated for the time they have spent behind bars. In 2001, ten

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years after they were released, the Birmingham six were awarded sums of

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up to £1.2 million. They had been in jail for 16 years. In 2006, the

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government changed the qualifying criteria to reduce the number of

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eligible cases. Since then, compensation awards have fallen to

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just 19 in the last five years. A cap of £500,000 was also

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introduced, or £1 million for people who have spent ten years or more in

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jail. So how does it work, and why is it so difficult to get

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compensation if a judge has already quashed your conviction? Solicitor

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Bill Bates were presented Angela Cannings, a mother who spent 18

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months in jail after being wrongly accused in 2002 of murdering her two

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baby sons. He fought a five-year battle before ultimately securing

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compensation. Why is it so difficult to get compensation? Principally

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because the system has to to get compensation? Principally

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distinguish between making compensation available to those who

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have undoubtedly been sent to prison wrongly and those who have had their

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convictions quashed on a technicality. The government does

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not want to be seen to be writing cheques in favour of people who are

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otherwise generally thought to be criminals. Barry White and Keith are

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adamant. That is why they have been waiting six years without weight --

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receiving compensation. They believed the Ministry of Justice

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still isn't convinced that they are innocent. I thought I had been

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proven innocent. How can you say no, we still think you might have

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done it? But earlier this month, everything changed when another man

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was tried and convicted of the murder of Barry White's former

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girlfriend, ritual Manning. I never thought someone would get arrested.

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I thought it was another case that would be left unsolved. We arranged

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for Barry and Keith to meet Michael O'Brien, who spent 11 years in jail

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for a murder he did not commit. He won over £900,000 in compensation.

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He is now involved with the miscarriage of justice organisation.

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We have had a written apology from the police. So what is the advice

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you would give at this stage? They will have to be patient. There will

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not be a problem getting compensation. The problem is how

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much they will get, like a loss of earnings and stuff like that. There

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are so many things more like mental injury, being taken away from family

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life. Thames Valley Police, who conducted the original

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investigation, have already apologised to both Keith and Barry.

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The fight for compensation is all that remains. I want some closure

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for myself. They can't use any more excuses. They need to pay us what

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they owe us so we can move on with our lives.

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Joe is here now to give us an update on that case. What is the latest? In

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the last few hours, we have learned from sources close to the case that

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compensation will be paid to them both. The Ministry of Justice will

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not confirm this at the moment, so we don't know any detail, but that

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is what we understand will happen. And this has come off the back of

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the other guy being convicted? Exactly. It is a huge relief for

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them. And they did six years each? In this case, it was six years for

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Barry and three years for Keith. It is the most awful situation to be

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in, but what is the best they can hope for? Michael said it is a

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complicated claiming process. The compensation will be decided by an

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independent assessor. The maximum they could get, because it is

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capped, the maximum they could get would be £500,000 for someone who

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spent less than ten years in prison. The factors include how

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serious the crime was, how long they spent in prison, their behaviour

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during the process, as well as any previous convictions and how the

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prosecution conducted themselves. That decides how much you get, but

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the assessor can also take money away. People may be surprised to

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learn this. Money can be taken back for bed and board, the money that

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person would have spent on accommodation, food and drink.

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Michael on that film had £37,000 taken back on his possession for bed

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and breakfast. So you are effectively paying to be in prison?

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It is discretionary, so it does not always happen, but they should

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prepare themselves for that possibility. Why, then, in some

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cases, with the Justice Secretary not award any compensation at all?

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The feeling is that the state does not want to pay people who have got

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off on a technicality. You need to prove your innocence. You need a new

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piece of evidence that is so compelling that no conviction could

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possibly be based on it. As you said, someone else has now been

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convicted of this murder, so for those two, that has done it for

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them. But we heard the case of those two, that has done it for

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another Barry, Barry George, whose long-running case for compensation

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still has not been successful. The then Justice Secretary Jack Straw

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said he did not meet the criteria. He went to the High Court in

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January, and they said jurors could still have reasonably convicted him,

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despite the new evidence. When he took it to the Court of Appeal, they

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said he had no realistic prospect of success. So it does not look like

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it'll in his case. Ronnie has a brand-new series starting this

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evening, and watching the documentary, we love the story about

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how you and Ronnie Barker got your big break on the BBC originally

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because of a technical hitch. That's right, at the Palladium. What

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happened? You filled 45 minutes! That is exaggerating! Seven or

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eight. But it felt like 45! Yes, we floundered around and entertained,

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and Paul Cox was sitting there and he said, had you like these to as

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BBC artists? We were with London weekend television at the time. The

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next day, something happened, they will just back, and we were under

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the David Frost paragon, we had signed contracts. We will talk about

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the late Sir David Frost in a moment. You dig deep in the archives

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for this, and the wonderful thing is, you find that footage of you in

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the BAFTAs. We have got it here! Incompetent poltroon! You failed to

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obtain my divorce! When will I be rid of this occurs at Queen? I am

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going, I am going. I shall be boiled in oil, flogged and hanging chains!

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Oh, a party! I love your costume! Isn't it great? I know! Because my

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work in nightclubs with Danny LaRue, I was used to handling such vast

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bits of material. Going back to that moment when things start to go

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wrong, were you thinking, this is the end of it? Or were you thinking,

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this is the beginning of something? I was just thinking, how do we get

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this is the beginning of something? through this? What did you do when

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you filled? I can't remember now, it was all panic, but we did fill it up

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and it was a critical time for us. Also, the channel we were with at

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that age work rumbling and altering and changing their ways, so it was

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quite easy exit for us. We were just talking about Sir David Frost. The

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Frost Report was a turning point for you. It was, finally enough I had an

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e-mail today from John Cleese. For Ronnie Barker, myself and John

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Cleese, a complete change in our lives via David and The Frost

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Report. I was working in nightclubs and Ronnie Barker was more

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experienced on television, he was doing shows with Jimmy Edwards. He

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did a radio show also John Pertwee. I was at the nightclub with Danny

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LaRue, and John was capering around with some undergrad doing funny

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writing! And then the two Ronnies became such an incredible part of

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television. Quite different from the type of comedy that is out there

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now. Yes, I think that is right. We were very fortunate we were in

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control of ourselves to such an extent. The BBC observed that. We

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could make a series of eight programmes before even the first one

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went out. So we had eight programmes ready in a chunk. So there was no

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panic editing or worrying, or thinking what we were going to do.

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To put the documentary together, you have looked back over lots of your

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footage, do you think there is anything out there that is similar

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today? Or as good even? Well, it's anything out there that is similar

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all different. Much more outrageous stuff nowadays. Do you think there

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is that light entertainment, do you think it is missing nowadays?

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Probably a little bit of it, because people are having a quick success in

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their lives earlier, being successful in their mid-20s. Are

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they ready for it? Obviously, Ronnie and I were in our mid-, late 30s.

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More comfortable. There is no similar duo! You can see them at 8pm

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on the Gold channel. We have a new face on the One Show. Underwater

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explorer and action man Andy Torbot. How about a flooded quarry for his

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first adventure? The picturesque valleys of North Wales. Over 100

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years ago, "is dominated this landscape and stop at its peak the

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region produced over 80% of Britain 's slate. A vast -- the last quarry

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closed here in 1948. It's going to be a challenge but I want to explore

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what remains of the abandoned subterranean world that exists right

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between my feet. Unlike old mining, slate quarrying doesn't require deep

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tunnels. Only when the Gourock is exhausted at the surface is the

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slate to be blasted out. This quarry was constantly prone to flooding.

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When it closed, the pump keeping its tunnels dry were shut off. Salvage

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merchants salvaged most of the machinery from the upper levels but

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everything at a deeper level was abandoned. It's all still down

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there, frozen in time. I'm hoping to get a glimpse of it. Elizabeth

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Taylor 's father was the last owner of the quarry. She visited the

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tunnel as a girl and I'm hoping she can shed some light on what I might

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find. I was a proper tomboy, so jumping on a flat truck, suited me

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fine. I do remember having to stop at one town, because they were

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blasting further on so we had to wait. What should I expect to see

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down there? Probably trucks which never came up, nobody seemed to see

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much of them after they closed. I am planning to dive 100 feet below the

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surface level to the deepest part of the quarry will stop its certainly

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not a dive for the faint-hearted. Along with my cameraman, I have two

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safety divers going in with me and the supervisor. It takes you to some

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of the most oppressed environments on Earth. Cold, dark, damp and' big.

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-- claustrophobic. The unstable geology is not your biggest problem.

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In the past when there have been fatal dives, the postmortems have

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shown that most of the divers have plenty of benefit in their tanks,

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it's usually a panic situation that has led them to actually die. So we

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are using some specialist kit which effectively recycles one breath for

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the whole dive. Crucially for this, it braces no bubbles because bubble

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testing besieging can also cause cave-ins, if that happens when you

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dive, you are having a very bad day. I can't use a committee case and is

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device so I'm relying on the divers waiting at the tunnel entrance to

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relay messages to and from the surface. After more than four hours

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of preparation, it's time to go in. Following a safety line, we make the

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dissent in stages. But as soon as we get down to 25

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metres, its worth taking. -- it is breathtaking. I can clearly to the

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tracks reading down into the tunnel. breathtaking. I can clearly to the

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And the flatbed trucks, just like the ones Elizabeth would have

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travelled down. The steam engine and its now broken drive belt would have

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powered the haulage lifts. Gear wheels would have formed part of the

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winch to lift the slabs of state onto the tracks. And then I come

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across something much more poignant. Written on the walls are names. Ted,

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the initials eg J. These are probably the names of the rock men

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who were once in charge of drilling probably the names of the rock men

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and blasting specific parts of the quarry. The Marx would have been

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their way of keeping track of each chunk of slate sent to the surface.

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I have found more than I could have hoped for. As visibility

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deteriorates, we decided to call it a day. What an experience, what an

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incredible window into our industrial past. Especially the

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writing on the wall. We have brought home the history of the place. It

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was a technical and tricky dive, but nothing to bed to the hazardous

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conditions those quarry men would have faced working down there, day

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in, day out. Thanks, extraordinary to see those names. Quite eerie,

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that. Maybe family members have been watching tonight. Andy will be back

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next month, and he will dive at one of these. This is off the

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Pembrokeshire coast. We are asking you to vote for which two Ronnies

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clip you want to see later in the show.

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Texts are capped at one text number. Or you can vote online for

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free. The vote will end in ten minutes. We

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will see the skit with the most votes later in the show. We have a

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bit of a mathematical problem to you to solve. First of all, we will have

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the Ultimate Beatles to play us in. Music-macro We can work it out

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music-macro We can work it out. Thank you, lads. This is the formula

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that we will be using to try and work this out. This comes from your

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autobiography. What is your formula? At the school dance that used to

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take place in the gymnasium, I would sit and gauge the girl 's height,

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where her shoulders came on the parallel bars. That equals Ronnie 's

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type! So we will do that with the girls we have sat over there. We

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will start with Amy. From here, it can you work that out? I have to

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say, the bar isn't quite parallel. But I think she does seem quite a

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safe bet for me to walk up and ask her. I think she may be about five

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foot two. Look at that! Absolutely nailed it! Hello, B. This is windy.

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How tall do you think she is? I think she is about five but seven.

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How tall are you? She has got long legs! That would give me a real

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fright, you see. And Melanie! Five feet ten. In these shoes, maybe.

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Come on over! Lovely to see you, as always. Thanks also to Amy and

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Wendy. So yes, you are preparing to go back on the road with Jesus

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Christ Superstar? It's really exciting, we toured the UK a year

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ago and it was so popular and went down so well that we are doing it

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all over again. Let's have a look at the cast in action.

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It is such a great production. It is an arena tour, so it is on a much

:29:46.:30:18.

bigger scale than it has been done before. And it is the same caste? We

:30:18.:30:22.

bigger scale than it has been done have a few new ones in the ensemble,

:30:22.:30:26.

but we toured Australia in June, so it will be the second time we have

:30:26.:30:29.

toured together. Tim Minchin is back as Judas, Chris Mills is back --

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Chris Moyles is back as King Herod. And you are all friends? Yeah. None

:30:38.:30:45.

of us knew what to expect, and I was a bit scared of Tim Minchin, because

:30:45.:30:48.

he is incredible and I did not think he would have time for a Spice Girl.

:30:49.:30:53.

But he is such a lovely man that we all hit it off. It starts on the 1st

:30:53.:30:59.

of October in Glasgow. Are you rehearsing every hour that God

:30:59.:31:06.

sends? No, we start on Sunday. But we had a really successful touring

:31:06.:31:10.

Australia not long ago, so we just need to push it back to where it

:31:10.:31:14.

needs to be. Where are you playing in Glasgow? Actually, there is a

:31:14.:31:19.

brand-new arena that which has only opened recently. And there is a new

:31:19.:31:22.

arena in Leeds which has just opened as well, and the O2 in London. We

:31:22.:31:29.

are all over the place. Check the website. And did Ben Foster win his

:31:29.:31:33.

place through a talent show? He did. He is amazing. Such a talented guy.

:31:33.:31:41.

You have been doing musical theatre, like Blood Brothers in

:31:41.:31:45.

2009, you have nearly been doing it as long as the Spice Girls. My

:31:45.:31:50.

goodness, I never thought of it like that. It was a short space of time

:31:50.:31:56.

we were together. When you compare the two, doing your arena stuff, it

:31:56.:32:00.

feels quite like the audiences you would be used to, but I guess the

:32:00.:32:05.

structure of theatre is restricting for you, as opposed to the freedom

:32:05.:32:10.

of a pop star? The biggest difference for me is the

:32:10.:32:14.

responsibility. If you are doing a piece that has been written a

:32:14.:32:18.

certain way, you have to do it that way, and if you make a mistake,

:32:18.:32:21.

there are a lot of people you are letting down. There is the whole

:32:21.:32:26.

caste. If I do a solo gig or Spice Girls show, if we go wrong, we can

:32:26.:32:31.

have a laugh with the audience. You can't do that here. But do you add

:32:31.:32:35.

live a little bit if you are doing the show over and over again? Not at

:32:35.:32:41.

all. They would come down on us like a bricks. But the energy and the

:32:41.:32:46.

audience is different every night. You never know what will happen. It

:32:46.:32:54.

is the reaction you get from the audience, because they are so far

:32:54.:32:58.

back. Do you feel you are intact with them? Not the same as in

:32:58.:33:04.

smaller places. It is not like a theatre. It is two worlds colliding

:33:04.:33:10.

for me. But it is two of my passions. Ronnie, you will have to

:33:10.:33:17.

get some tickets. We will all go. Get a bag of Maltesers. You can see

:33:17.:33:21.

Mel and the Jesus Christ Superstar caste on tour in October the 1st in

:33:21.:33:25.

Glasgow, followed by Liz, Birmingham, Nottingham, Manchester,

:33:25.:33:33.

London and Liverpool. And you are going to stick around, because you

:33:33.:33:37.

have got some good news? I have got a secret to tell.

:33:37.:33:42.

Ultimate Beatles, can we have another track, please?

:33:42.:33:47.

# back in the USSR. # Don't know how lucky you are.

:33:47.:33:59.

# Back in the USSR. Now it is the strange tale of two

:33:59.:34:03.

seamen marooned in a south coast port aboard a ship that is going

:34:03.:34:08.

nowhere. They have nothing against Shoreham by Sea, but Igor and

:34:08.:34:18.

Mikhail are desperate to go home. There is a Russian proverb which

:34:18.:34:22.

says a lonely person is at home everywhere. That might ring true for

:34:22.:34:30.

any seafarer, but I am here in Shoreham by Sea, a sleepy port on

:34:30.:34:34.

the West Sussex coast, to meet one Russian sea captain who has been

:34:34.:34:37.

waiting to go home for eight long months. This unlikely story started

:34:37.:34:47.

in January, when independent months. This unlikely story started

:34:47.:34:50.

shipping, a British company that had this ship, failed to pay her £32,000

:34:50.:34:58.

fuel bill. The ship was served with an arrest warrant by the Admiralty

:34:58.:35:02.

Marshall, and so, since January, has not been allowed to leave port. But

:35:02.:35:08.

this in pounded ship is not empty. Captain Mikhail Poliakoff and able

:35:08.:35:13.

Seaman Igor have lived on the ship for 245 days. The rest of the nine

:35:13.:35:20.

strong queue -- crew have flown home. None of them have been paid,

:35:20.:35:24.

and the captain says he is staying put until everybody gets their

:35:24.:35:28.

money. How do you manage when you have not been paid for seven months?

:35:28.:35:37.

It was very difficult. For a Seaman's family on shore, for

:35:37.:35:42.

example, I have one child. My able Seaman Igor has two children. I

:35:42.:35:50.

don't know how they are living without the wage. Who will help

:35:50.:36:01.

them? I don't know. The whole family are living very poorly. Captain

:36:01.:36:09.

Mikhail and Igor not allowed onto the mainland, but under

:36:09.:36:12.

international see legislation, they are allowed to visit the port town.

:36:12.:36:17.

But the captain prefers to stay with his ship. It is a bleak and slightly

:36:17.:36:22.

surreal reality, but helping captain Mikhail and Igor is reverend

:36:22.:36:26.

Rogerstone, from charity the apostleship of the sea. What sort of

:36:26.:36:30.

support are you providing? Spending time with the crew, trying to help

:36:30.:36:37.

them in different ways. How would you describe their emotional state

:36:37.:36:44.

at the moment? I think they are very vulnerable. It is easy to be

:36:44.:36:48.

deceived that they are OK. Yesterday, when I was chatting to

:36:48.:36:53.

Igor, he was very low and depressed, because his wife is

:36:53.:36:55.

struggling at home. While the depressed, because his wife is

:36:55.:37:00.

captain and Igor wait for a solution, they offer me a tour

:37:00.:37:07.

around their living quarters. Ironing board, very important. Yes.

:37:07.:37:13.

Not very big. Not very modern. Not Ironing board, very important. Yes.

:37:13.:37:22.

very new, is it? And I have got something for the two seafarers

:37:22.:37:27.

myself. Here is a little gift from The One Show, gents. Gift? Puzzles,

:37:27.:37:40.

crosswords. Excellent. Herrings. Thank you very much. Best of luck.

:37:40.:37:50.

The two Ronnies sketch vote has now closed. Do not vote. You may still

:37:50.:37:55.

be charged. The company involved in that story has asked us to say they

:37:55.:37:59.

are working hard to settle the outstanding wages, and they hope to

:37:59.:38:03.

do so within six weeks. They also say they are in daily contact with

:38:03.:38:08.

the two men, who are not relying on charity, because they had the same

:38:08.:38:11.

money for food and fuel as if the ship were at sea. Here's hoping they

:38:11.:38:16.

get back to their family soon with their wages.

:38:16.:38:19.

Now, they may not be going anywhere fast, but with the prolonged

:38:19.:38:22.

sunshine around the coast this summer, plenty of people have been

:38:22.:38:26.

out on the water and many have got into trouble. Statistics released

:38:26.:38:31.

this week revealed that the RNLI lifeboat crews and lifeguards have

:38:31.:38:37.

their busiest summer in 24 years. Photographer and lifeboat volunteer

:38:37.:38:40.

Nigel Millard is with us, along with some of his colleagues from Torbay

:38:40.:38:50.

and London. What a lovely bunch of people. Nigel has put all these

:38:50.:38:58.

pictures together in this book. What was your main goal behind the book?

:38:58.:39:07.

This was a personal project. I am a photographer. It started in 2005. I

:39:07.:39:12.

would hang out at the lifeboat station for a few days a week, and

:39:12.:39:17.

then I visited more stations. In 2008, I became a volunteer on the

:39:17.:39:21.

crew at Torbay, and in 2010, the book was born, along with the

:39:21.:39:26.

writers and the publisher, and I have spent the last few years

:39:26.:39:29.

shooting to get imagery for the book. They do say a picture paints a

:39:29.:39:36.

thousand words, and when you look at those, you are therein the action.

:39:36.:39:41.

Let's have a look at some in particular. What was the story

:39:41.:39:45.

behind this? Where were you? I am in a little white boat. We are a couple

:39:45.:39:55.

of miles out in a rather lumpy sea, hanging on. It was one of the first

:39:55.:40:03.

images I did for the project, and still one of the strongest for me,

:40:03.:40:08.

because it has all the drama of a lifeboat rescue. When you talk to

:40:08.:40:12.

casualties, they say they don't see anything, and then a flash of Orange

:40:12.:40:16.

appears. RNLI families are important. These are the our family

:40:16.:40:23.

from Torbay. Will Andrei Arshavin the audience to night. We'll is on

:40:23.:40:28.

the left. Keith is a gold-medal coxswain will stop and Marjorie,

:40:28.:40:33.

their mum, Colin, a lifeboat press officer, and Ray, on the end, who is

:40:33.:40:37.

also in the audience. Marjorie works for the fundraising Guild and raises

:40:37.:40:45.

money around the country. She raised over £140,000 for the RNLI each

:40:45.:40:48.

year. Without that, we could not put the boats to see. Ed William example

:40:48.:40:54.

of people power. There are endless rescues that are depicted in this.

:40:54.:40:59.

Show us this one as well. This is from Torbay lifeboat a couple of

:40:59.:41:05.

years ago. We received a Mayday call and we launched as quickly as we

:41:05.:41:08.

could. Lucas, one of our divers, is here tonight. They dived in normal

:41:08.:41:15.

conditions, and when they came up, it was thick fog. We had difficulty

:41:15.:41:22.

locating them. I was looking after Luke, one of our crew doctors. He

:41:22.:41:29.

attended to the other casualties. Luke was airlifted. Then I grabbed

:41:29.:41:34.

the camera to shoot this. Sometimes the camera never comes out of the

:41:34.:41:38.

bag. It is a fine balance, working out when to take the shot. My role

:41:38.:41:43.

as a crewman comes first, the camera second. What is it like to have your

:41:43.:41:52.

story told in this? It is a day we will never forget. I lost

:41:52.:41:56.

consciousness underwater. We were so grateful when the lifeboat turned

:41:56.:42:02.

up. We heard it first, and to have their resources and skills was

:42:02.:42:07.

fantastic. And how is Anna now? She is fine, I am fine. We have come to

:42:07.:42:11.

terms with what happened. I am diving again. Diving is a great

:42:11.:42:18.

ought, a really pleasurable sport, and these things are. It is

:42:18.:42:21.

something people should try and enjoy. And of course, Richard was

:42:21.:42:26.

the guy in the picture next door who saved you. Thanks to Richard and

:42:26.:42:32.

everybody. Nigel's book, The Lifeboat - Courage On Our Coasts, is

:42:32.:42:38.

published on the 30th of September. Thank you to all the volunteers from

:42:38.:42:51.

the RNLI across the UK. Now, Ronnie, we think you might love

:42:51.:42:56.

the next DT, because it is a subject close to your heart. It is all about

:42:56.:42:58.

the next DT, because it is a subject dogs, more specifically a Jack

:42:58.:43:04.

Russell called Eric. He is lovely. Mel, we know you are allergic to

:43:04.:43:08.

dogs, so you might not like this, but bear with us, because he is cute

:43:08.:43:13.

and he belongs to EastEnders' big no.

:43:13.:43:18.

This is my pet Jack Russell, Eric. I call him my little man, and he is

:43:18.:43:23.

the best pet I have ever had. I have called Eric Eric after Eric Clapton.

:43:23.:43:28.

I would say he is very loving, very loyal, follows me everywhere. He

:43:28.:43:33.

also plays football. But it has got to be a good ball, because it is

:43:33.:43:40.

gone within five minutes. There are over 4500 back Russell is registered

:43:40.:43:43.

in the UK, and I can see why they are a such a popular dog. As well as

:43:43.:43:46.

having bags of energy, they are also incredibly loyal. And I go on

:43:46.:43:51.

holiday, my daughter or granddaughter stays here and looks

:43:51.:43:55.

after him, and he sits up there and just waits till I come home will

:43:55.:43:59.

stop although I have had Eric for eight years, I don't know much about

:43:59.:44:02.

where Jack Russell 's come from. I have heard that they get their name

:44:02.:44:11.

from a parson who lived here in the 1800s. I have gone to find out more.

:44:11.:44:17.

The village of swing bridge is where it began for the Jack Russell line

:44:17.:44:19.

The village of swing bridge is where all those years ago. I have come to

:44:19.:44:25.

meet a reverend and who knows a thing or two about his famous

:44:25.:44:29.

predecessor. This is where in 1832, Parson Jack Russell, or John

:44:29.:44:34.

Russell, as he was known, came to start his ministry. He served here

:44:34.:44:37.

for over 40 years as I Irish priest. He was a wonderful man, a

:44:37.:44:43.

great hunter and sportsmen. He was known as Parson Jack, the hunting

:44:43.:44:47.

parson. The most common hunting dog of the day was a fox terrier, but

:44:47.:44:51.

their dark colouring made them easy to mistake for the fox in the hunt.

:44:51.:44:55.

Jack saw the potential to create a new line of dog with lighter

:44:55.:44:59.

colouring that would make them more effective hunters. They needed a dog

:44:59.:45:04.

that was sturdy, that could keep up with the horses, but was small

:45:04.:45:08.

enough to go into the fox's ten to force them out to start the hunt.

:45:08.:45:12.

They bought the first dog from a milkman, which he bred from. That

:45:12.:45:18.

dog was called Trump. Trump was a white terrier. The group was small,

:45:18.:45:22.

quick and strong, but traditionally, they were only used as pets. Jack

:45:22.:45:27.

thought that if he could breed Trump selectively with fox terriers, he

:45:27.:45:30.

could achieve his ideal hunting dog. After 12 years of careful

:45:30.:45:34.

breeding, the Jack Russell line was established. Signs of the man and

:45:34.:45:40.

his dog are everywhere here, including the local pub, where I am

:45:40.:45:44.

eating a Jack Russell breeder to find out how the dogs are used

:45:45.:45:50.

today. Jack Russell 's are very versatile.

:45:51.:46:00.

It is a working dog. What are the physical characteristics of the Jack

:46:00.:46:05.

Russell terrier? You are looking for a strong dollar, it should be as

:46:05.:46:09.

long as it is tall. Almond shaped eyes, the ears laid forward and a

:46:09.:46:15.

strong jaw. Very important that it has a good, thick coat, for working

:46:15.:46:20.

in different weathers, but generally, a well-balanced dog that

:46:20.:46:24.

can work underground, aboveground and run all day. Parson Jack Russell

:46:24.:46:28.

was one of the founders of the kennel club. The dog that there is

:46:28.:46:33.

his name has never been officially recognised as a breed. Jack Russell

:46:33.:46:37.

enthusiasts believe that official recognition would lead to the dog

:46:37.:46:40.

being selectively bred and that their qualities as a working dog

:46:41.:46:45.

would be lost forever. What you must remember is that the Jack Russell

:46:45.:46:52.

today is one that has been kept the way it is for over 100 years, since

:46:52.:46:56.

John Russell first bought that terrier. It's time that me and Eric

:46:56.:47:01.

were reunited so I have brought into Warwickshire to the terrier club. I

:47:01.:47:09.

just hope he doesn't get too jealous! Today is a confirmation

:47:09.:47:14.

show, you get an experienced person to judge people 's Terriers.

:47:14.:47:18.

Everybody wants to win a rosette and a trophy. Why is it you have got

:47:18.:47:27.

Jack Russells? I just love their characters. My husband has bred them

:47:27.:47:35.

the years. I have got 23! Well, it has been an interesting couple of

:47:35.:47:41.

days. I am pleased to have find out -- found out where the line

:47:41.:47:45.

originated from. And the Jack Russells today are as popular as

:47:45.:47:52.

they were 200 years ago. It's quite funny to have her on the One Show!

:47:52.:47:57.

You were watching that with interest, you have had one. Yes, we

:47:57.:48:04.

did have a Jack Russell. We were off out of the theatre, this Jack

:48:04.:48:07.

Russell was in the Garrard on its own. With somebody had dumped him, I

:48:07.:48:11.

don't know full stop we took into the house, somebody was the house,

:48:11.:48:15.

we came back after the show, they were sound asleep on Sophie, our

:48:15.:48:21.

daughter 's bed. We had him forever after that. You have a new dress

:48:21.:48:32.

code -- rescue dog now. You are having a bit of trouble? He is not

:48:32.:48:40.

having any problem with and, he adores every move she makes, any

:48:40.:48:46.

whimper, he picks up on. He doesn't hate me, as long as she is about!

:48:46.:48:53.

She does the calling, you do the treating. Yes, yes. Treat, treat.

:48:53.:49:06.

Very good. Go on, throw him a treat. Let's just try that once more.

:49:06.:49:09.

Excellent. He is on his way back. You look well suited. Yes, she was

:49:10.:49:26.

very good, that lady. You should get match committee is cheaper! He is

:49:26.:49:31.

like a dog whisperer. He had obviously been abused by a male. He

:49:31.:49:38.

hates brushes. I am enough other mail for him to hate me. It's that

:49:38.:49:46.

testosterone! The programme continues straight after the

:49:46.:49:51.

programmer Cron Fridays. Now to two Beatles fans who have been reunited

:49:51.:49:58.

after 40 years. We go on the trail of a tape-recorded message of two

:49:58.:50:00.

after 40 years. We go on the trail fans of the 54 who turned up in a

:50:00.:50:09.

car-boot sale in great Yarmouth. The Beatles are top of the hit parade,

:50:09.:50:12.

performing a series of sold-out gigs in front of thousands of screaming

:50:12.:50:20.

fans. In the audience at the Lewisham Odeon were two teenage

:50:20.:50:23.

girls who were absolutely swept away by Beatlemania, as we all were.

:50:24.:50:28.

After the gig, they decided to send their idols are message. They

:50:28.:50:32.

recorded it on a reel to reel tape and left it at the next venue where

:50:32.:50:36.

the Beatles would be playing. Hi, boys, we hope you like our message.

:50:36.:50:42.

I am Barbara, I'm 17, five foot four. I am Linda, I am 19, I have

:50:42.:50:53.

green eyes. Our dream is that we see you, we can always live in hope!

:50:53.:51:01.

This is the actual tape box. It says, to await collection or

:51:01.:51:07.

forward, please, to the Beatles. We are not sure if the Beatles ever

:51:07.:51:13.

even saw it or not. But we did at half a century later, it ended up in

:51:13.:51:16.

the rock 'n' roll centre of rate Yarmouth! That when it was

:51:16.:51:23.

discovered by local historian David McDermott. It was just incredible,

:51:23.:51:29.

it was like going back 50 years and sitting inside a bubble and actually

:51:29.:51:32.

being there when these girls were making the tape. What was the

:51:32.:51:38.

feeling you were getting from its? Magic, the hairs on the back of my

:51:38.:51:42.

neck went up. The first thing that passed my mind was, are these two

:51:42.:51:49.

girls still with us? David had no idea how to find out so he turned to

:51:49.:51:55.

the One Show for help. We set out to try and find them. The only things

:51:55.:52:04.

we had to go on where their names, Barbara and Linda. After weeks of

:52:04.:52:07.

trawling through records, our researchers eventually found

:52:07.:52:11.

Barbara, she is still a massive Beatles fan. So we brought here to

:52:11.:52:17.

the exhibition in Liverpool. Barbara! Do you remember making this

:52:17.:52:28.

magical take? I do, it was in my bedroom in a place called ELT in

:52:28.:52:35.

south London. What was your motive? It would have been nice if they had

:52:35.:52:38.

listened to it and thought, these girls we have to meet! Barbara and

:52:38.:52:44.

Linda lost contact over 40 years ago and Barbara would love to see her

:52:44.:52:50.

friend again. I have looked on line and on Facebook, but honestly, I

:52:50.:52:57.

can't find her. Well, the One Show has found, now living just 40 miles

:52:57.:53:02.

away in Leon C. I would like to introduce you to another really good

:53:02.:53:08.

Beatles fan. Here she is! She's called Linda! Linda! I don't believe

:53:08.:53:18.

it! I would have never recognised you! I recognise you now! The girls

:53:18.:53:27.

are being reunited with their tape, which David has transferred to CD,

:53:27.:53:32.

so they can once again listen to it. 50 years since you have heard this

:53:32.:53:39.

tape, so here we go. It would be to reflect to meet George. I know why

:53:39.:53:45.

she likes Paul, it is those fantastic area legs!

:53:45.:53:53.

Happily reunited, Barbara and Linda go on a tour of the exhibition. The

:53:53.:54:00.

Beatles story going to put their tape online and we have one more

:54:00.:54:06.

surprise to them. We finally did get the tape to Paul. He says, thank you

:54:06.:54:12.

very much for your lovely tape, it finally got through. At a late than

:54:12.:54:16.

never. Write to hear that he found each other after all these years.

:54:16.:54:22.

Keep enjoying the music, love, Paul. That's fantastic! I can't believe

:54:22.:54:25.

it. That is incredible. Thank you both very much!

:54:25.:54:40.

Heart-warming story. Their husbands are also here but they are hiding

:54:40.:54:43.

over there, they are too embarrassed! Lovely that they are

:54:43.:54:49.

all back together. We promised you a Mel C special announcement. It's big

:54:49.:54:54.

news! She's having a big birthday next year and you are going to

:54:54.:54:58.

celebrate in style! I am commanded to do a one-off show in Shepherd's

:54:58.:55:05.

Bush on the 11th of January, celebrating turning 40! So you are

:55:05.:55:14.

doing a big shout out! Tickets go on sale on Friday. I am going to do

:55:14.:55:18.

loads of songs from my solo work, get some friends to come and join

:55:18.:55:22.

me, we will have a big party with loads of fun. And well those friends

:55:22.:55:29.

potentially be part of the Spice Girls? Possibly. I will be putting

:55:29.:55:35.

the message out to people I have worked with over the years. Fingers

:55:35.:55:40.

crossed we will have a good lunch. Is it still a good theatre? It's

:55:40.:55:47.

great! It was my never one choice, I was lucky enough to get it. It is

:55:47.:55:55.

every time you go to a place can you associate it with the theatre! The

:55:55.:56:01.

Shepherd's Bush Empire, I did it with amen Andrews, and then The

:56:01.:56:04.

Frost Report was done live from the Shepherd's Bush Empire. That's what

:56:04.:56:11.

it is amazing, when you play these venues, there is so much history.

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Right, as you were saying, tickets for her amazing birthday will be on

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sale from Friday. So all the for her amazing birthday will be on

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programme we have been asking you to vote for your favourite two Ronnies

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sketch. The votes are in, they have been counted and verified! I can

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tell you, you are going to be delighted. Can you read that out for

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us? Park! 55%! Let's all sit back delighted. Can you read that out for

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and enjoy the magic. I will have a pint of... A pint of

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mild? Pint of bitter. How are you, haven't seen you at the factory?

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Have you been sick? No, I typed it in! They want me to change my...

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Change your hours? Change your habits? Change your socks more

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often? Know, change my duties, didn't they? Cheers, all the best. I

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didn't want to do that. I've got didn't they? Cheers, all the best. I

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very good job there, I have a cushy number. What exactly was your job

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there? Same as I've had 20 years. I always work with... Pride? Within

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reason? With your overcoat on? With Harry, didn't I? I always work with

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Harry. He used to give me his... Wholehearted support? Athletic

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support? No, his Ginger nuts! Fantastic! Was that real beer? No,

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it was watered down. Otherwise, you would be in a right state! You were

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it was watered down. Otherwise, you delighted about that. Why did you

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like that one in particular? We did several of that style in the pub,

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with me and runny suggestion -- wrongly suggesting unlikely

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solutions. And it just worked well. Thanks to our guests this evening. I

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hope the dog stops treating the paper! And don't forget, the two

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Ronnies are about to start on the Gold channel. And good luck with

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Jesus Christ Superstar. And of Gold channel. And good luck with

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course with your birthday do. See you tomorrow, we are joined by Len

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Goodman.

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