30/11/2012 The One Show

Hello and welcome to the One Show with Alex Jones. And Chris Evans.

Tonight marks the end of Movember the annual moustache growing month.

To top it off this evening we have a studio full of mo bros Superb.

Well done. To show these moustachioed wonders off, we have

one of the most experienced cameramen in the business. Well,

actually it's Peter Kay. APPLAUSE

Look at that. Where are you? Oh, where have they

gone? Hello everybody! CHEERING

Shows over now, that's it. Half an hour of this. 3-D. Oh, bad!

Hi Peter. Show's over now. Hello everybody. Oh, it's very male that.

What should I do now? Have a seat. People will think this is a bit

weird, but you do this at the beginning of your shows, don't you?

I did. Hiya, lovely to see you. Happy Christmas. Hello Britain.

Happy Christmas tomorrow. Nearly. Yeah, I did on my tour, I

used to come out with a camera and film the audience every night.

Thafrpblgts was in focus though, -- That was in focus though on the DVD.

Yeah, I did 140 nights, soy kind of mastered it. How many again? 140.

Biggest stand up comedy in the Guinness Book of World Records

Christopher. How many people? million. No PR. I do it myself. On

the train at 8 and back home. have a DVD out... Where is it?

There's a man on the floor there. Dave, forget. It Get up. He's

ruined your joke. Oh, sorry. Sorry Dave, I thought you wanted

help. People don't run on your show and say your punch lines before you

get to them. I thought, act fast. His great grandchildren were

looking forward to that. Bring him back. No, it's too late. It's done

now. You have cut a promo video for your new DVD, have you done that

yourself? Yes, I do my own PR. your own editing, is that at home?

A bit of this. Is that how do you it? Bit close together. Somebody

says you spend half your life in an edit suite. Who is this person you

were speaking to? The person you were speaking to earlier on.

yeah Danielle, YTS. That's our researcher. She's only been out a

week. I do edit all the time. Can we watch a VT about fishing.

yet. We only put those in the mid. Rolling Stones specials. I watched

that last week, it were very good. Cut up a lot. That's because you

didn't edit it. If you heard of animal photo bombing. No, but

you're going to show a VT on it, let's watch. No you're not. Dave

was going to do this and it was going to be hilarious. But it's too

late. Sorry Dave, bit of a cul-de- sac there. It's basically animals

getting into pictures when people don't realise they're there.

that cat wasn't meant to be in the photograph. See a pigeon. Oh, yeah.

photograph. See a pigeon. Oh, yeah. There's no need for. That This is a

good one. Where? It's coming. That's Danielle that. Here's one

that will look similar to the ones the viewers send in to us. There's

spot the shih-tzu. This is a dog called whisper. If you have any

pictures of your animals bombing pictures of your animals bombing

photos, send them in. Please, because I've 18 minutes to kill.

I've a DVD out. Which by the way isn't going to be that difficult

tonight, thank heaven. Whilst you're sorting that out, have you

heard the amazing story about the 63 -- �63 million unclaimed lottery

ticket. No but you're going to show a VT on it. Yes, we are Peter. By

the way, this lottery ticket expires next Wednesday, five days.

Let's watch. If you did the lottery and live in Stevenage or hitchin

about six months ago and bought a ticket. Hitchin? I've had one ball

for two weeks, me. Look, if you were there, check your pockets,

because it could be you. Check them now.

I've come to Hertfordshire in search of a lost golden ticket, a

ticket that if found could change the life of its lucky owner forever.

Friday, June 8 this year should have been the day dreams came tru

for one UK resident because single EuroMillions ticket bought

somewhere in the Stevenage and Hitchin area came up with all the

winning numbers, entitling that person to an extraordinary �63, 8

37,543.60. But in the 175 days since the draw the lucky winner

still hasn't come forward and the clock is now seriously ticking. If

they don't show up by next Wednesday at 11pm, they won't be

able to claim the prize at all. Patrick, how rare is it to have a

ticket that's unclaimed? I'm happy to say most people buy their

tickets and claim almost immediately. Every unclaimed prize

has 180 days from the day of the draw in question to be claimed.

days, that sounds like an arbitrary amount of time. We have a cut-off

point agreed with our regulator. If that money is not claimed then the

money plus the interest its earned goes to the National Lottery good

causes. How prepared are you for the winner to step forward now?

very prepared. Amazing. Imagine seing that figure come up when you

put your card into an ATM and your balance. While there is still time,

there is hope. In the last week, we're doing as much as we can to

raise awareness. I'm looking for the person with the numbers 5, 11,

22, 34, 40 and the lucky star numbers 9 and 11 on their early

June ticket. And I'm not the only one. Would you like to be the

person who made it happen to -- so somebody saw this sign, went back,

found the ticket. I wouldn't mind a tip - 10%! Have you checked your

lottery tickets? We are trying to find the owner of �64 million. Are

you aware that there's an outstanding lottery ticket in this

area? Yes, not mine though. It's not a million is it? It's not. It's

64 million. Too much. Do you want to check your pockets? I don't know

if I checked it properly and I threw it away. If you're saying it

it's -- it's in this area, it's worth checking the bins. I'd have

to give it all away. I'd buy a farm, do a football stadium. Retire in

this life and the next and the next. I checked down my socks, couldn't

find any. 5, 9, 11, 11, 22, 34 and 40. No only one number. I'm afraid

you haven't won �64 million. you won't get a cruise. It's been a

long day, but I think we've reached a lot of people and reminded them

to look for this ticket. I haven't given up hope. That ticket may be

out there somewhere. Five days and counting. Look who's

here now. It's Peter Kay in a Peter Kay mask.

Watch this... Yay! Yay! One more. Thank you. For this next bit we

thought you might like these. Movember. Exactly. Last day today.

You You shaved this off this morning. Is it Hayley Mills next?

No Hywel Mills. Come on in. A handsome young man. He is, very

handsome. He's one of the kings of Movember. Nice to see you. Everyone

is a king. The moustache makes you feel like a hero. There's 360,000

guys in the UK growing. They're all rock stars and kicks to us. --

kings to us. Where.idea come from? That's going to look great. It

started in 2003... Got some slap on, haven't you? They went to town on

me. 30 guys in the pub in Melbourne wanted to bring back the mo, like

their dads had them and rock stars had them. Since then two million

people have followed us on that journey. Why? It's all about

sparking conversations, guys don't like talking about their health,

all those stereotypes are true. For 30 days we give them a platform to

have those conversations, like you've been having. Do you feel a

bit like when Emu used to be on Parkinson. You seem nervous sitting

next to Peter than you did in rehearse aling. I can't get in here.

Do you want me to peel the back off for you? Emmerdale. Peter, next

year you can grow a real one. got loads... That's the wall tons

you're humming. We have loads of men here that have done Movember

and tonight share shaving it off. We have Hayley there, who did Chris.

Hello! Do you want to get crack sning I'll get cracking. Off you go.

She's up and running. How much money has Movember raised? About

�16 million for prostate and Tess Tate -- testate cancer. Peter would

like to double that tonight. Thank you Peter. 32 million. That will

see you right. I can't get the back off Peter. Never mind. What must it

be like to grow up with a father as funny as Peter? The Kay kids are

too young to tell us. So we asked Frank Carson's kids, who aren't.

That's a cracker that one. We're in the home of comedy and

laughter, Blackpool. That's the reason why our dad Frank Carson

came to live here. We're on the comedy carpet where some of the

most famous comedians in the world have been remembered. Tommy Cooper.

Eric Morecambe. Ken Dodd over there. There he is! Look at that. It's the

way I tell them. Just a shame he never got to see it. It's the way I

tell them. It must be a gift. It's a gift. Thanks. Thanks.

I'm the youngest of the three and we moved to Blackpool in 1970 where

dad had been appearing in a Cabaret show and he fell in love with the

place. We were brought up in our home town of Belfast. The Troubles

had just started then. IRA bombs were going off. With our Northern

Irish accents, found it very difficult. We got a lot of stick

for that, but my dad, his humour, transcended everything and nothing

was sacred to him. I think it's ridiculous that the Irish are over

here building your roads and you're over there blowing our up.

-- ours up. That's a cracker, isn't it?

Following on from the northern club scene he appeared on Tufpbt Knocks

and won it twice -- Opportunity Knocks. Dad married his childhood

sweet heart my mother Ruth. They were married for more than 62 years

before he passed away in February. Television was what made him, but

he loved the stage. He loved the theatre and especially this one,

the Grand. He really loved this place. Look at this. Beautiful

theatre. He just loved the audience, making people laugh. Panto was just

made for him, all the ad libing. The dressing up. Women's clothes.

Yeah! We couldn't afford a Turkey at Christmas. I had to buy the

budgie a pair of chest expanders. He tried all his jokes out on us.

We were the judge and jury. If he could make us laugh, he could make

anyone laugh. At the latter stages of his life, he had a crib sheet to

remind him of some of his jokes. My favourite is somewhere here.

Camouflage, we didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning.

Thank you very much Sir. Chap walked into a pet shop and

said, I'd like to buy a wasp. The chap said I'm sorry we don't sell

wasps. He said, that's funny, you have one in the window. Can you

He had an infectious laugh, and it was sometimes funnier than some of

his jokes, to be honest. amplified it so that it was bigger

than life, and people were falling over before they even heard the

joke. Sometimes they did not even Towards the end, the last few weeks

of his life, we looked after him here, the family, at home. His

lifelong friend rang up, my friend -- my dad was too weak to hold the

phone, and I held the phone to his ear, while the bishop gave him his

final blessing. That was very, very sad. He loved people, people loved

him back. And it was not just the family that knew that. Everybody

that ever came into contact with them felt the same way about him.

You never did not remember Frank Carson, you always remembered how

Lovely film, that, wasn't it? Thank you for doing that. Nice, sad.

Touching. All those things. If you want to cheer yourself up, my DVD

is out. We are going to talk about it now. You have cut a trailer

Never heard of him! Peter, watching that back, doesn't seem like

yesterday, an age away? All right! He seems like not long, because I

spent eight months editing it. Really? Yes. I like editing.

months ago, the tour finishers, what have you been doing, writing a

film? Can we talk about it? that is on hold. Can you tell

anyone about it? No, you can't! would love a Peter Kay movie?

did you say, the DVD? It is out now! The thing about the DVD,

writes... That is it, love! We see you on stage doing what we know you

do, then you see the real Peter Kay. Which are you most, the real Peter

Kay or the Peter Kay on stage? the same, apart from when I am in

the bath, but I am the same. What are you like in the bath? A quieter.

Why is that? I have got a docking station. You say in the DVD that

you get nervous still. Yes, but what I love about this DVD,

bringing it back, all the shows were filmed, and then I thought I

would cut all the bits, and put in the bits that people never say.

Like yourself, you are fascinated with stand-up, and I thought I

would show people the process, from the warm-up... I will give you a

copy, I have got one in my rucksack. I will watch its tonight after my

recording of Emmerdale has finished. It is just showing all the bits,

the heckles, the cock ups, the bits people do not see, from Dublin and

Glasgow and Newcastle. Was it ever supposed to be serious documentary

before you thought, there is so much stuff to put in? A proper

company did the documentary bid. I did the stand-up that is on it,

that is my staff. You do actually get nervous on the stage. I got

nervous before this! You didn't! did, because it is live. You do not

know what films you are going to show, that is what kills it stone

dead. Nor do we! If you want us to move on what the programme, you

have to help us with that. Show some clips, yeah! This is me...

Thank you, Peter Kay! BT BT is out now! -- the DVD. If Peter considers

doing another tour, this might help him save some time, it shows how

I am on my way to me to one of the world's top music stars, a busy

chap, but he has promised to perform live just for me. Let me

introduce you to my new friend, OK, OK, so will.i.am is not one of

my celebrity friends. In fact, he is not on stage with me at all,

this is just a clever illusion, designed to trick you into thinking

And it is a type of illusion that has been amazing audiences around

the world. For instance, Madonna did not really appear on stage with

the animated band, and the rapper Tupac clearly did not appear at a

music festival early this year, because he has been dead for 16

James is a director at the British company behind this technology that

creates a 3D illusion from eight to the image. How come they look so

very real? Well, we are taking high-definition video, we are

playing it through a very bright video projector, and the magic is

in the projection system. Taking projects in the ceiling shines

footage onto a screen on the floor. This is then reflected up on to a

transparent surface which is stretched across the stage. When

the lights are dimmed, this disappears, but the image remains

and appears three-dimensional. What about if the person you're filming

is no longer with us, deceased? Most of what you see in the

deceased moving image is a high- definition body double. We take the

old footage and, frame-by-frame, we cut out the bits that we want, the

head basically, and restated on to the virtual body. -- we stitch.

This visual trickery is not new. In 1862, Professor John Pepe used a

similar technique to make ghostly objects and people appear in the

theatre by projecting images onto a sheet of glass from of stage. Let

me show you the principle behind . What I have got here is a candle

inside a fish tank, half-full of water. Behold now the immortal

But it is just an illusion. There is not really a lit candle inside

the tank of water, but it is a candle just here, and this sheet of

glass is reflecting the light from this candle to the audience so that

it appears as if the candle in the water is a light. It is just a

trick. So why do we CVs two dimensional reflections as three-

dimensional? -- why do we see. Dr Gustav is a psychologist at

Goldsmiths University. Our eyes capture a flat two dimensional

image of the world, but seeing really happens inside the brain,

because the brain uses these snapshots of the world and turns

them into meaningful three- dimensional representations. He has

brought along an optical illusion to demonstrate how the brain can

interpret the two dimensional information it receives. This is

one of my favourite illusions. is brilliant. I know, because I saw

But it looks like it is sticking out towards me. Your brain is

overriding the information provided by the eyes, that these should be a

hollow face, to make you see the phase has been solid. All these

tricks take advantage of the fact that the brain fills in the gaps to

create the image it thinks should be there. It may all be an illusion,

but we could be seen a lot more of this kind of trickery in the future.

How our eyes will continue to be Thank you very much, that was

amazing. Now then... Very sincere! Because we have got so many mo bros

in our studio, Peter has offered to help us out by shaving Jamie here.

Gone, let's have a look now! Hold that there! Have you got any tips

for in there? As long as you do not mind being disfigured, son! Look at

that! This takes me back. Hold that up. Are you nervous, Jamie? Bring

that up! It is out now! We have got to move this now. You can watch it

with the kids! We are going to show you some of the before and after

photos. Bless you, Alex, a round of applause for Alex. Our mo bros are

all being shaved now, we are going What is the name of your wife? Will

she approve? So there are, much better now it is off. Mo bro number

two, Clarke Williams, he looked New line a postman, married with

children. Married to Kelly, the kids loved it, but she is keener on

me now. Kevin Collins looked like That has taken years off you! Did

you enjoy your moustache experience? I absolutely loved it.

I will do its next year. I am single with five children.

finally, who are you? Matthew Ross, he looked like this, wow, that is

I thought that really suited you. How did you decide to go for that?

I just thought I wanted something spectacular by the end of the month,

but I cheated a little bit. cheated, everybody! The off with

you! What are they doing? Back to Alex. I liked him with the tache,

it looked good, didn't it? Jamie is Very good. Earlier, we asked for

pictures are pure animals, the photobombs. That is from Lynsey in

Norfolk. Just killing time now, folk! Winding up now! These are and

This is a shot of the Scott Monument. Never before has one DVD

had so much BBC airtime. It is completely against compliance, we

will be hauled over the carpet, we can only apologise! That is all we