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Enter

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Hello and welcome to

your Wednesday One Show

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with Alex Jones.

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And Matt Baker.

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We talked about the Super Blue Blood

Moon last night. Here is in its It's

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a perfect glory.

Moon for going

wild. We are experiencing wildlife

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like never before. We have burrowing

meerkats tonight. We have fishing

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penguins as well. Anded we will be

climbing trees with chimpanzees.

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Gordon Buchanan is here with us to

show us what happens when you hand

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all the cameras over to animals.

Interesting stuff.

Yeah. We have

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taken a leaf out of Gordon's book

and earlier we strapped cameras o

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our other guests. Let's look at the

footage.

A woman, flicking through

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the day's papers. Likes to keep up

with current events. A book on

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barging. Interesting. Drinking tea

out of a GMTV mug.

Who is this? Oh,

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male we think. Testing out a lever.

What might that do? He likes

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football, look. There is a portrait

there. By the look of that book he's

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a comedian. Who are they, Matt.

Penny Smith and Frank Skinner of

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course!

APPLAUSE

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Hello.

So, I mean, you only had a

camera strapped to you for a little

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bit there. Had you had it on all

week what would be the highlight for

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the viewers?

One of mine was handing

back a piece of rubbish to somebody

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who it thrown it at my feet. I said,

"I'm sorry I think you just dropped

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this" she said, "oh, no I don't want

it." I said, "I will pop it in the

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bin for you then." What kels you do.

No other option.

Slightly

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confrontation al. It was my birthday

on Sunday. When I came down stairs

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in the morning my partner and my son

had made a spread of exotic food and

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a cake with my age spelled out in

pomegranate.

It was lovely.

Huge

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effort.

Have you a thing about

exotic food or was it random in

We

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all have. I will interview the

chimpanzee after.

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It's award-winning chart-topping

Franz Ferdinand who have been using

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our cam rachlt they are warming up,

I presume. Not sure what is going on

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there. Alex will be on the sofa

later on. They will perform a track

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later. Music outside.

Exactly.

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Going to the dentist would probably

be on many people's lists of things

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to put into Room 101,

but not being able to visit one

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is definitely worse in the long run.

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Andy Kershaw has been to one place

where the lack of access to NHS

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dental treatment has left a hole

that only volunteers can fill.

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If you are in Dewsbury with a tooth

ache and no dentist and can't afford

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to pay, you have got a problem.

Which is exactly where Neil Saxton

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find himself. I broke my tooth a

year ago. It has given me pain ever

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since. He has no dentist, he is not

alone. Half of England's dentists

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have stopped taking on new NHS

patients. Here the figure is 96%.

My

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family is struggling to find a local

dentist now who is actually with the

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NHS.

The only reason they take me on

is if I was a private patient.

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There's never ever anything

available. When you find it on the

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NHS website, when it says "accepting

new NHS patients" you ring - no,

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we're not.

For today at least help

is at hand. In the shape of a truck

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parked outside Dewsbury town hall.

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They are all getting emergency

visits from this dental charity.

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This mobile clinic, staffed by a

team of local dental volunteers,

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offers emergency free care all over

the country to those who can't get

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help any other way. With a queue

forming already, Nico Donovan,

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heading up the team, has a busy day

ahead.

I've worked several of these

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sessions in and around. We get

patients who open their mouths and

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it being loos like a hang grenade

has gone off in their mouth. Not a

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nice situation for them to be in.

Neil is queueing. Why don't you see

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a regular dentist?

I went to see a

dentist and they said that they

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would have to wait until somebody

died before I could fill their

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place.

With so many in the queue,

the team are doing treeage

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prioritising. It's not that the

dentists can't handle more patients

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like these, but they are funding to

carry out a limited number of

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treatments on the NHS.

I have three

chairs in my surgery. There is a

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room empty at least four days a

week.

Halfway through the day and

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they have pulled out a dozen decayed

teeth and done several fillings.

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Jonathan is up next. Jonathan, tell

us why you have come to visit the

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clinic today?

I've been in agony

with a wisdom tooth for about four

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weeks now. It's giving me jib.

Just

as well I'm not queamish.

Jonathan's

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treatment is under way. In a sense,

he is one of the lucky ones.

That

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looks ready to part company from

you, all right.

The British Dental

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Association says that nation Ali

every year nearly three quarters of

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a million people who can't find a

dentist turn up at the GPs or at

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A&E.

Out she comes.

Well done. Why

do you think it is that so many

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people have difficulty getting on a

dentist list? Some patients have not

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been for years and they think they

are registered, they are not. Some

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people move to the area and they

suddenly find that there is no

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dentist taking on NHS patients.

Or

they may have been struck off the

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list, so to speak, for missing an

appointment.

The charity relies on

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the support of local dentists like

Nick to give up their time to help.

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While we are filming a new volunteer

turns up. This is something that we

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didn't expect.

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didn't expect. He is not a patient,

but a dentist who has a practice in

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nearby Leeds. Most people's

perception of dentists these dayses

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is that they are greedy and they

don't want to take on NHS patients.

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Would you say that perception is

incorrect?

Of course it's incorrect.

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There is not enough funding for NHS

practices to take on extra patients.

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It's virtually the end of the day.

They have seen 37 patients. Pulled

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out more than 20 teeth and done five

fillings. Finally, it's Neil's turn.

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How did it snap, do you remember?

I

was eating something. Cheers. Good

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work that.

How did you get on?

Brilliant. They were going to pull

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my tooth out. No extraction. They

put a temporary filling in that

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might last a few years. I'm really,

really happy.

Job done. But as

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everyone here know this is is all

just a temporary fix. Eddie Crouch

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joins us now. He is the Vice Chair

of the British Dental Association.

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Eddie, welcome.

Evening.

Recent

reports suggest that North

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Lincolnshire, West Devon Gosport and

Barrow-in-Furness aren't taking on

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adult patients on. What is being

done to ensure those people get NHS

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dental care?

My real worry is that

it's not only in those areas. Across

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the whole of the country, the BBC

did research on this, it's access to

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NHS dentistry is a problem

everywhere. It's the responsibility

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of the local NHS to actually

commission enough services.

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Unfortunately, that's not happening.

Nothing is actually going on in

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those areas as we speak?

Well, there

is. It takes such a long time to

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commission the services that often

there is a big gap between a dental

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practice closing and a new one

opening. The whole system is really

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not very good. The whole process of

tendering for contracts is not very

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good. Whitehall we want is a whole

change to the whole system so

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patients can be helped.

We should

say the system is different in

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Scotland and Northern Ireland, isn't

it?

It is, yes.

There has been an

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increase in NHS dentists, 20%. You

would think that would improve

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things slightly, but not so?

Well, I

mean, what we are talking about

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there is the global number of

dentists working in the NHS. We are

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not talking about the number that

are working full-time in the NHS. So

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that figure is irrelevant, really.

If the whole time numbers of

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dentists working in the NHS haven't

increased. In fact the funding

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hasn't increased for a long time. If

there were more dentists working in

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the NHS they are working with the

same amount of funding.

Talk me

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through the target system that is in

place? There are fines if you don't

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meet the targets. Those fines should

go back to the NHS. How does that

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work in practice?

Well, the system

we are working in at the moment is

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based on a target of numbers of

dental activity. It's a stupid

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system if a dentist does six hours

of work on you one particular

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patient he may get the same amount

of target credit as if he'd done one

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filling on that patient. That

doesn't work - one patient as

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opposed to the amount of time or

appointments? Related to what

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dentist does. If he gets a filling

he gets three years whether it's one

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or 20 fillings. At the end of the

year if dentists have seen patients

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that need a lot of treatment and

spent a lot of time on them, they

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haven't hit their targets at the end

of the year and the NHS take the

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money back. That wouldn't be bad if

they were reinvesting it back into

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new services. That isn't happening.

We contacted the NHS but we haven't

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had a response yet. For the people

in the areas that Matt mentioned at

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the beginning, what are they

supposed to do they have an abscess

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or something very painful. Tooth

ache is the worse. A lot can't

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afford private care?

Absolutely.

They have to be realistic. If the

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NHS has a problem, we haven't got

sufficient funding to go around, we

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really need to target at the people

who can't afford to have private

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dentistry. The other thing that they

should do really, if they can't

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access an NHS dentist they should go

on NHS Choices, a website. The

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problem is that it is so rapid that

what happens dentists can take

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patients on, then they can't, it's

not a great system. If they are

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struggling locally I would encourage

them to write to their MP.

Thank

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you, Eddie. Thank you for the tips

on flossing.

Thank you very much.

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You have to show everybody what you

have.

I always carry this. This is a

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gift. I have a sterling silver tooth

prick holder. Look there they are.

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With Frank's Tooth Picks. I work in

films a a medieval tooth... After

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every meal they come out. It's a

tradition.

Do you approve?

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Absolutely. I love Eddie I'm an

extractor fan.

There you go. What

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annoys me on Room 101 posh

restaurants, tiny portions and then

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foam. I don't want foam, I want

food. For me any phone call that

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involves pressing a number or

talking to a robot. I hate it. Press

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1, press 3, press 4 for this. For

anyone like us in neat need of a

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good moan it's as as well Room 101

is back.

What is upsetting Jimmy?

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Tax loopholes, Frank. This isn't tax

evasion, this is tax avoidance.

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Following the letter of the law, not

the spirit of the law and leaving it

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up to us to decide how much we pay.

I don't think it's a good idea!

That

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was from Friday night's episode.

Yes.

Whats Jimmy's idea or his

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accountants?

I think accountants are

against that thing being said on

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television. Jimmy was up for it.

It's one of the best responses to a

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choice we have ever had. I did point

out it was like a burglar putting in

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windows. They are there, you don't

have to climb through it.

Yes.

He

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was fabulous good sport about it.

The crowd went with him. We are very

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forgiving the British.

Yes. Five

years ago I think it was Frank you

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were sat here and you said you

wanted to put the One Show theme

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tune into Room 101.

Yes.

Can you

believe it?

It's the lyrics.

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# 1, da, da

# 1...

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#. They don't even go show. They go

one - come on. It's popular in some

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households like the Hinge household.

Look at this. This is Silvester.

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Silvester absolutely loves it. Yep.

That is every night he is like that.

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Are you sure he loves it?

Yeah,

yeah. It's a response.

I'm not sure

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about what canine pain sounds like.

That would be my guess.

On that

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point we did play Silvester your

theme tune.

Oh, yeah.

The Room 101.

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This was his reaction. Is this

enjoin joy am. It gets worse. He is

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getting more and more bored.

He is starting to sense, Frank, your

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presence and, well, this then

happens.

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He looked so mournful!

The new

series started a few weeks ago.

The

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theme tune should have been

# Room 101... #

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biggest surprise this series?

Well,

Jimmy, Stephen Mangan but in the

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Archers. Vicky McClure pudding rice

pudding which...

I am with her, the

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skin!

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skin!

I made something is out of the

dried skin, it is actually quite

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practical.

Wrong on so many levels!

I am a big rice pudding enthusiasts.

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So they were quite shocking.

Have

you surprised yourself with what you

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have been convinced to put in there?

Ireland is pack and really pushed me

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into pudding children's hard on

fridges. -- I remember Chris

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Packham. It is a bit harsh! And

Victoria Coren went or James Bond,

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Victoria Coren Mitchell, and I

didn't put it in, and that night I

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lay in bed thinking, he is a bit of

a sexist murderer. Never a good

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thing! So I phoned up the next day

and said, and do you know what, you

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were right, and she said in block

capitals, it is too late now!

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Because we're talking

Room 101 tonight, Frank,

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we thought it would be a nice idea

to reopen the door of the famous

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room and offer you a swap deal.

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Are you going to slice some ham?

Potentially! This one is for you.

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Over 24 years and 18 TV series, 503

items have been put into Room 101.

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We've had a tidy-up in there

and categorised them.

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We are going to be but the chance to

take an item out and replace it with

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a modern equivalent, one out, one

in. So category one is... Pull the

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lever.

I think you mean...

# Category one! #

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Gently does it.

Here we go, it is passion.

That

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worked beautifully.

Shell suits.

Gabby Logan put shell suits in.

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Novelty boxer shorts, another

option, that was Johnny Vegas. And

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Lorraine Kelly put thongs in.

You

can pull out one of those items from

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Room 101.

I am going to retrieve the

novelty boxer shorts, I have no

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problems with them. A friend was

given by mother, who ate all the

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pies with mince pies on, and I found

them quite entertaining.

How often

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did you see them?

Frequently.

That

is quite a friend!

If we pull them

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out?

I am pulling them out, Frank.

So what goes in?

One fashion item?

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That is quite difficult, I think

probably white leggings.

Aren't

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jeggings even worse?

I think I may

have a jegging.

I have forgotten

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what they are!

Hard jeans, half

leggings, they are tried, they are

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quite comfy.

They are good for

cleaning in.

That is no

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recommendation for clothing! I have

never seen that on any poster

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advertising clothes!

White leggings?

We should mention that you made the

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dress you are wearing.

I did, I just

ran it up! It has even got a zip and

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everything.

Really? And it is

hidden, not the way that my mum made

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things, very exposed. Like a scar.

I

once made a shirt, and when I put it

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on, I thought, what on earth is

wrong with this? Are the sleeves in

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the wrong arms? You don't even

notice, how can it even...? You

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would be like that, thank you. That

is a very good impression.

Great if

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you were ski jumping.

I don't know

why I bothered to change them!

That

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is how they train, put the shirt on

back to front.

Whenever I do a ski

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jump, I stick it on.

This is really

proper!

You have got to get yourself

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on that sewing bee.

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Over the years,

we've managed to find and reunite

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lots of long-lost family members,

friends and workmates,

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but tonight we've set our team

a whole new challenge.

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Natasha Raskin Sharp has been

helping one treasure-hunter

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uncover the history behind

a unique antique-shop discovery.

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Sue Allen from the Isle of Wight

loves hunting around for unique

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antiques.

Look at this!

What have

you got? That is something else,

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isn't it? And in the past, her

passion for antiques has led her to

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something really special. This

exquisite military jacket was found

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in 2004 at an antiques store in

Windsor. Look at that Scarlett.

I

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know, you can see how which doubt at

me. This is how it was, on a

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mannequin in the store, I recognised

as an officer's mess jacket, because

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they still wear the same things on

formal occasions. I tried it on, it

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bit me.

That is why you bought it!

Fancy dress? Did you end up wearing

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it as fancy dress?

No, because once

we got it home, I looked inside the

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label, and it has got a name in it.

And suddenly it becomes a person's

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jacket, not a piece of army surplus.

Fascinated by who the wearer was,

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Sue and her husband went online and

uncovered swathes of information.

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They found out that E Momber was a

decorated soldier of the First World

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War tunnelling companies. Their job

was to dig under enemy lines and

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said off explosives.

Craters which

were the result of mining operations

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were named after him, so we have a

map of Hugh

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map of Hugh -- Givenchy in France,

and we can see that one of them is

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named Momber. He was awarded the

distinguished service order and the

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Military Cross.

For conspicuous

gallantry and skill in connection

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with mining operations, a brave

soldier too. In the course of their

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research, they discovered Edward

sadly didn't survive the war. He

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died in Belgium on June 20, 1917,

wounded by a shell.

Just a few days

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after he died, his General rights,

his place cannot be adequately

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filled, for by his untimely death,

we lose one of our bravest and best

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officers.

And now you want to find a

family member.

That is right, it is

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not our family, it is something that

he had when he lived. If we found

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the family, I hope it would mean a

lot to them as well.

Determined to

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find Edward's relatives, in 2015 the

even travelled to his grave in

0:23:290:23:34

Belgium, leaving flowers and a note

for his family. When they didn't

0:23:340:23:38

receive a response, it looks like

they had hit a brick wall. But early

0:23:380:23:43

in 2017, they contacted our people

finding expert, Cat Whiteaway.

They

0:23:430:23:48

had done an incredible amount of

research and were able to provide me

0:23:480:23:52

with these incredible documents.

Sadly, they couldn't find a marriage

0:23:520:23:56

certificate, because he was only 29

when he died, and he didn't have a

0:23:560:24:00

chance to get married or have

children.

To find out whether Edward

0:24:000:24:04

had other relatives, she needed to

create a family tree for him, but

0:24:040:24:08

with no birth certificate to confirm

his family names, she had to look

0:24:080:24:13

elsewhere.

When I was going through

papers, I made a breakthrough. He

0:24:130:24:17

was such a distinguished soldier

that his death was announced in the

0:24:170:24:21

Times, and it clearly says here,

dearly loved second son of Robert

0:24:210:24:25

and Eugenie Momber, confirming that

he had an elder brother.

One Cat

0:24:250:24:33

drew up his family tree, she

discovered he was actually one of

0:24:330:24:36

six siblings. The older brother

mentioned in the newspaper

0:24:360:24:41

announcement, Robert, had three

children of his own. Diana, born in

0:24:410:24:47

1919, Beatrice, 1920, and Robert,

1925. What's more, both Diana and

0:24:470:24:53

Beatrice are still alive and well.

When Cat wrote to Diana, she

0:24:530:24:58

confirmed that her uncle Edward was

the hero of their family. Today

0:24:580:25:01

Diana has asked to nephew Hugh to

come and collect his great-uncle's

0:25:010:25:07

jacket on behalf of the family.

It

is a lovely thing to have happened,

0:25:070:25:11

actually, it gives you that sort of

feeling of being in touch with them,

0:25:110:25:16

even though it has been three or

four generations.

Find what happens

0:25:160:25:23

later when the lost jacket is

returned to his family after over

0:25:230:25:26

100 years.

0:25:260:25:28

We'll catch up with

Hugh and his great

0:25:280:25:30

uncle's jacket later.

0:25:300:25:33

Penny, for your latest little

challenge, escapade...

Good word,

0:25:330:25:39

yes!

It is not about dressmaking, it

is taking to the water. Where did

0:25:390:25:44

you end up, and why did you go where

you went?

First of all, when you get

0:25:440:25:48

asked to do something, you make a

choice, and I thought barging

0:25:480:25:54

sounded nice with like-minded

people, I imagined something a bit

0:25:540:25:57

quaint, like a narrow boat, with

five of us alleged celebrities, can

0:25:570:26:05

I say that? You know what it means.

Five celebrities having a cup of

0:26:050:26:12

tea.

Sounds great!

Lots of rogues

and everything, I am imagining that

0:26:120:26:18

and thinking lovely. And then we go

to France, and I am shown this

0:26:180:26:24

whopper...

We are not back to the

novelty boxer shorts?!

Thank you,

0:26:240:26:30

no. Anyway, they show us the boat,

it is a massive great cruiser, it

0:26:300:26:35

has got five double berths, it is

huge. And Tessa Sanderson and I,

0:26:350:26:41

Tessa Sanderson, Tom Conti, Diarmuid

Gavin, Tony Christie, me and Tessa

0:26:410:26:47

on one of these things, and the

three boys, one of whom, Tom Conti,

0:26:470:26:53

has been voting for ages, on the

other. And we are supposed to be

0:26:530:26:58

guiding this... I can't tell you how

big this thing is! We are supposed

0:26:580:27:02

to be going through locks and

everything else.

Had you any

0:27:020:27:05

previous experience?

I had done my

powered Old Course about 18 months

0:27:050:27:10

ago, but it is like having two days

in a Many learning to drive and then

0:27:100:27:16

being shown an articulated lorry! --

Mini. They should rename and five

0:27:160:27:30

people crashing their way around

France, I did it on day one.

Did you

0:27:300:27:35

do that thing lying on your back

under the bridge?

No. You are

0:27:350:27:41

mistaking me for someone who was so

calm and collected you could get

0:27:410:27:44

through a bridge without

thinking...! No, we didn't do a huge

0:27:440:27:50

amount... In France, it was mostly

locks,...

It sounds like a great

0:27:500:28:00

thing to do.

Let's have a look, you

and tested learning the ropes.

Can

0:28:000:28:06

you jump off? Quake! Can you do it

yet?!

I cannot jump that, it is too

0:28:060:28:14

far! You need to get closer so I can

jump!

She is struggling with the

0:28:140:28:18

wind.

Bow thruster!

Oh, God!

Have

you got us on?

You are not tied up

0:28:180:28:33

properly, it has to be much tighter

than that!

Wade?!

For God's sake!

0:28:330:28:41

APPLAUSE

It looked like quite an extensive

0:28:410:28:48

boat to crash.

Yeah. I know. But listen, what

0:28:480:28:56

happened was, I slowly, essentially,

drifted into the undergrowth and

0:28:560:28:59

started melding with the trees,

communing quite heavily!

We wouldn't

0:28:590:29:05

see you in that frock!

All I could

hear was crunching underneath as I

0:29:050:29:13

hit the shallows, I was thinking, oh

dear, and the trees were getting

0:29:130:29:17

closer, I was being pushed in by the

water rushing down, and I had to be

0:29:170:29:22

rescued by Diarmuid and poked off

with a branch, and Tessa was

0:29:220:29:26

stranded. But then a bit later on,

Diarmuid crashed into something, Tom

0:29:260:29:32

Conti crashed...

How long was the

route?

It was only two weeks, you

0:29:320:29:39

know, we didn't crash every day!

What part of France?

In the South,

0:29:390:29:48

the Canal du Midi, most of the time

it was lovely.

Are you telling me

0:29:480:29:53

you didn't stop in five-star hotels?

We were staying on the boat.

I can

0:29:530:29:58

imagine Tessa Fishing with her

javelin!

That is exactly what

0:29:580:30:02

happened.

You can see Celebrity 5 Go

Barging on Friday on Channel 5.

0:30:020:30:11

Now, have you ever wondered what it

would be like to worry

0:30:110:30:14

that you're about to become part

of the food chain?

0:30:140:30:17

Our next guest has.

0:30:170:30:19

My goodness, look at that. He's

right in front of me.

0:30:190:30:28

My heart is racing. That was close.

Please welcome wildlife cameraman,

0:30:550:31:02

Gordon Buchanan.

0:31:020:31:05

That is extraordinary. How did you

even hold your nerve? I mean the

0:31:080:31:14

reaction would be to scream and run

the other way.

The thing is I wasn't

0:31:140:31:19

expecting to be quite so close. With

wildlife it's miles away. This

0:31:190:31:25

leopard was as - Brock probably

closer than you are. I could hear it

0:31:250:31:29

breathe. I've watched them hundreds

of times before and never heard one

0:31:290:31:33

breathe. I had a pump action fog

horn that was the only deterrent. I

0:31:330:31:37

slug it in my bag. No that I will

get into a situation to use it, if

0:31:370:31:43

if it comes close I will go... That

would hopefully do it.

That is why

0:31:430:31:49

they never attack geese!

Exactly.

Those Was it pant wings.

Ing?

It was

0:31:490:31:58

sinister breathing.

Do an

impression.

It was more sinister

0:31:580:32:05

than that. It was very close and

quite unnerving. Leopards are pound

0:32:050:32:11

for pound the most powerful, one of

the most powerful animals on the

0:32:110:32:15

planet.

You have lived with bears as

well. We have this brilliant

0:32:150:32:20

footage. This bear, it being loos

like it went to media college or

0:32:200:32:24

something of the elk. This has given

the idea for the programme that we

0:32:240:32:29

are about to talk about? -- looks.

It went to media college and went on

0:32:290:32:36

to do great things because he's now

on camera five in the One Show

0:32:360:32:41

Studio. There you go. There he is.

Brilliant.

I knew him when he was

0:32:410:32:55

black!

This series where you give

cameras two animals. We have footage

0:32:550:33:02

here. Are these tame animals. What

is the story with these particular

0:33:020:33:08

creatures?

We were working with

scientists really to find out from

0:33:080:33:13

them whether the questions that

could be answered with the

0:33:130:33:16

deployment of cameras. They were

putting GPS could Ashes or tracking

0:33:160:33:26

systems on certain animals. --

cameras. The scientists studied

0:33:270:33:38

seals, but they had never seen what

they see. Everything an animal does

0:33:380:33:41

it reacts to what it's seeing. To

put that picture together. To see

0:33:410:33:46

the world through the animal's eyes.

It was really intimate. I wasn't

0:33:460:33:53

expecting it. Most of the scenes

were touching and moving. A private

0:33:530:33:59

moment with a chimpanzee on the top

of the tree or a seal trying to

0:33:590:34:05

avoid detection from a great white

coasting along the bottom of the

0:34:050:34:09

sea. Eye-opening.

The challenge is

getting the cameras on and getting

0:34:090:34:15

the footage back and finding the

animal with the camera?

We think

0:34:150:34:19

technology can do more than it

actually can. So the technology is

0:34:190:34:23

not there that you can transmit to

some satellite in outer space to get

0:34:230:34:27

the footage back in real time. So

all of the cameras had to be

0:34:270:34:32

deployed and then retrieved. In some

cases, with the meerkats, we lost

0:34:320:34:37

more cameras than we - we lost count

of how many we lost. The meerkats

0:34:370:34:42

you put them on. That was

straight-forward. They had been

0:34:420:34:45

studied for 20 years. Put it round

its neck and it disace Pearce. A lot

0:34:450:34:50

took them off down the burrow. If we

were in the morning and waited for

0:34:500:34:54

them to come back up and had them we

could retrieve them and download it.

0:34:540:35:00

When you say take it off they would

go down and undid it them.

They

0:35:000:35:08

could flick them if they wanted. The

chimpanzees they put them on

0:35:080:35:12

themselves.

The stuff we have here

on the table. Talk us through what

0:35:120:35:17

would be on what animal from what we

have.

One interesting one is this

0:35:170:35:21

one. We put this on devil rays

inside housing that could cope with

0:35:210:35:27

depths of 2,000 meters. To retrieve

this it was released from the rays,

0:35:270:35:36

a magnesium link. It dissolves in

saltwater. You have eight hours.

0:35:360:35:40

This camera could have actually

floated back up to the surface from

0:35:400:35:44

2,000 meters and then we find it.

Everything for this series is set up

0:35:440:35:49

for it to fail. Never work with

technology and animals. It's really

0:35:490:35:54

surprising what we were able to

reveal about their lives and to, I

0:35:540:36:00

suppose, work with scientists and

see their response to animals they

0:36:000:36:05

know and make them say - I didn't

know they did that or that is what

0:36:050:36:08

their world looked like.

When you

got the footage back, what was the

0:36:080:36:12

most surprising thing for you that

you saw?

As I said, the intimate

0:36:120:36:16

things. The devil rays that

congregate every single year to see

0:36:160:36:23

one of the reasons is to give birth.

To see, such intimate views they

0:36:230:36:28

were heavily pregnant you could see

their unborn pups unside their stop

0:36:280:36:34

being yas pulsating and moving like

a heavily pregnant woman. They are

0:36:340:36:37

about to give birth in the weeks to

come. I suppose also with the first

0:36:370:36:46

seals, when they take to the water

their lives on aren o the line.

0:36:460:36:56

Great white sharks are trying to get

them. Life-and-death struggle. To

0:36:560:37:00

see it in this way it's very

personal. It's very moving.

When you

0:37:000:37:05

are right there.

Right there. We are

not, but it's the animals are doing

0:37:050:37:10

all the work.

Isn't that the weird

thing about animals. You are rooting

0:37:100:37:14

for both sides. That is the weird

thing. If they are endangered but

0:37:140:37:17

they are going after something.

You feel sorry for both sides.

0:37:170:37:24

Predators are unsuccessful most of

the time. The most gobsmacking

0:37:240:37:28

footage we got was from a head

mounted camera from a Cheeta with

0:37:280:37:36

flexible hosing. It's between the

ears of the Cheeta as it's running

0:37:360:37:41

50mph, 60mph trying to get its

dinner.

It's on tomorrow night.

On

0:37:410:37:47

BBC One.

0:37:470:37:52

The Oxford English Dictionary

features more than 829,000

0:37:520:37:54

words, and today it

added a bucketload more.

0:37:540:37:57

So if you don't know

the meanings of them yet -

0:37:570:37:59

don't get hangry

or become diffiding.

0:37:590:38:03

Here's our resident smittling,

yampy titivater Alex Riley

0:38:030:38:05

to mansplain a few to

the people of Chester.

0:38:050:38:09

There are hundreds of new words

added to the Oxford English

0:38:090:38:13

Dictionary every year. Does anybody

know what they are and, more

0:38:130:38:16

importantly, does anybody know what

they mean? Smittling?

A small mouse.

0:38:160:38:24

No idea.

Smittling.

Use it in a

sentence.

He has the flu I hope it's

0:38:240:38:32

not smittling.

Contagious.

Get in.

If they are yampy.

Grumpy. Is it to

0:38:320:38:41

do with vegetables.

0:38:410:38:43

Someone is a saver.

A dinosaur that

only eeds fruitloops.

Yes. Animals

0:38:480:39:00

that mainly eat a diet of fruit.

What is hangry?

When you are hungry

0:39:000:39:04

and angry all at the same time. I

have to go now because I'm hangry

0:39:040:39:08

now.

0:39:080:39:18

What is titivated?

We use that all

the time.

Geg.

Alleyways.

Have a

0:39:190:39:28

conversation about the weather and I

will geg you.

It's raining. It's

0:39:280:39:33

horrible.

I'm from the Wun Show do

you want to talk about the English

0:39:330:39:44

sary. What is mansplaining. Do you

know what it is?

I do. You just did

0:39:440:39:53

it.

Nobody likes a mansplainer.

There is a lovely book called

0:39:530:40:02

Reading the Oxford English

Dictionary. He has picked out the

0:40:020:40:11

best words like.

People who eat

sitting at their desk and they call

0:40:110:40:18

it al desko. I love it.

Very good.

Frank I'm delighted because the

0:40:180:40:28

fourth series of Sky Arts Portrait

Artist of the Year is back on.

Yes.

0:40:280:40:32

It doesn't sound as if I'm a fan,

but I am.

We spoke about it before.

0:40:320:40:36

I know Matt is a big fan. I meet

many people passionately in love of

0:40:360:40:43

the programme.

You and Dame Joan are

great mates. Off to the opera. Who

0:40:430:40:50

is sitting for the portraits it this

year in

We have David Tennent. Lily

0:40:500:41:01

Cole.

Noel Fielding.

0:41:010:41:09

Cole.

Noel Fielding.

The

That was

your ex-plait mate?

Used to sleep on

0:41:100:41:14

my sofa for a long time and now he's

in Game of Thrones.

Having his

0:41:140:41:19

portrait painted.

Showbusiness.

What

is the big prize?

You get to paint

0:41:190:41:28

Kim Kattrall that hangs in the

Walker Gallery in Liverpool and

0:41:280:41:33

£10,000 as well.

Good prize.

I met

Kim. She is lovely. Have you had her

0:41:330:41:38

on here.

One of my faefs.

She's the

same age as me. I thought she was

0:41:380:41:43

about 40. She said I had an

operation on my foot, which at my

0:41:430:41:47

age is a chat up line! She was

great.

What did you say, you were

0:41:470:41:54

thinking of having your own done. I

didn't want to get too heavily

0:41:540:41:58

involved. I have never seen Sex in

the City apart from that time the

0:41:580:42:04

bloke across the road left his

curtains open.

We have been tracing

0:42:040:42:09

the history behind an antique

military jacket. Here is Natasha

0:42:090:42:13

Raskin Sharp to bring you up to

speed. For 13 years Sue Allan has

0:42:130:42:20

been longing to reunite this

military jacket with the family of

0:42:200:42:23

the soldier it belonged to. Sue

discovered that that soldier was

0:42:230:42:30

Major Edward Momber, a decorated

officers who died in battle having

0:42:300:42:37

received two medals for gallantry.

He died before having children of

0:42:370:42:41

his own. Our people finding expert

has traced his great nephew, Hugh.

0:42:410:42:47

Today he's about to meet Sue.

I'm so

thrilled he will go back. I can't

0:42:470:42:52

wait.

I want to introduce somebody

to you. Just for you, the great

0:42:520:42:58

nephew of Major Edward Momber, Hugh

Momber.

Hugh, how lovely to meet

0:42:580:43:05

you. How lovely. Can I introduce you

to your great uncle's jacket.

It's

0:43:050:43:11

wonderful.

He has been part of our

family really for 10 odd years. We

0:43:110:43:19

can't wait now to pass him back.

Just such an amazing idea, really.

0:43:190:43:27

He wore this. Your great uncle wore

this.

Edward's jacket is going home

0:43:270:43:32

to be reunited with his family a

century on and the medals he won in

0:43:320:43:36

battle which Hugh brought to show

Sue.

To have the two things together

0:43:360:43:41

now it brings them back to life,

doesn't it?

Hugh

Hugh has

0:43:410:43:45

photographs.

Edward that paint aic packure of the

0:43:450:43:48

man behind the uniform.

Oh, look at

this. A family photo. That is

0:43:480:43:52

fantastic.

That is all the Mombers.

Yes, my grandfather.

Robert.

With

0:43:520:43:59

the cane. Edward in the flat cap.

Hugh said that Edward was cheeky and

0:43:590:44:05

naughty.

Was he.

With his sister and

they were always up to no good.

They

0:44:050:44:09

climbed up on the roof and got stuck

in the lightning conductor at one

0:44:090:44:14

point.

He had a tough adulthood, as

tough as it can get. To see these

0:44:140:44:20

photographs the fun that he had as a

family, they were very close. We

0:44:200:44:26

have Hugh in front of us.

I'm so

grateful.

I'm very happy to hand

0:44:260:44:30

this over to you from Momber to

Momber. That's where it belongs.

The

0:44:300:44:35

Momber family can now forge a new

connection to their extraordinary

0:44:350:44:39

ancestor.

Very proud of him and...

As you should be.

Extremely grateful

0:44:390:44:46

to you for being happy to hand it

over as well.

Yes, definitely.

The

0:44:460:44:51

most beautiful story. That is

lovely. We are glad it's back in the

0:44:510:44:56

hands of the rightful family.

Antiques are something a lot of

0:44:560:44:59

generations enjoy something we don't

want around for an eternity is

0:44:590:45:03

plastic.

Our plastic crusader, Lucy, is here.

0:45:030:45:07

You are owl over it?

I am.

Latest

plastic news.

The news this week is

0:45:070:45:13

mainly about water. Drinking water.

We are trying to do is displace all

0:45:130:45:19

of those single use plastic bottles.

We get through millions and millions

0:45:190:45:22

and millions. We have been in touch

with the London's Mair's Office.

0:45:220:45:26

They have said they have plans for

20 new drinking water fountains to

0:45:260:45:31

be installed across London this

summer. We know from previous news

0:45:310:45:36

items that lots of cities and towns

are looking at drinking water

0:45:360:45:39

fountains. These will tie into water

refill scheme across the UK. So

0:45:390:45:45

shops, cafes and businesses will

offer free water refill points and

0:45:450:45:50

nip in with your refillable bottle

by 2021.

Happen by this summer?

0:45:500:45:56

2021. I have to add a few years on.

The aim is to get loads in different

0:45:560:46:07

cities in the UK. Whit brand signed

up to this initiative and they will

0:46:070:46:12

have it in their outlets by 2018.

Bristol have 200 across Bristol.

0:46:120:46:18

Always first with this Bristol. Well

done to you.

0:46:180:46:20

And viewers are always very helpful

in sharing ways that they think they

0:46:240:46:28

can make a difference.

Yes, so

great, loads of responses, mainly

0:46:280:46:34

about microplastics, the tiny

fragments of plastic that get into

0:46:340:46:38

the food chain, so from zoo

plankton, turtles, Wales, right the

0:46:380:46:42

way through, these can be very

easily ingested. Now, Irene Brown,

0:46:420:46:48

you are my hero, from Blaydon, she

contacted us because she is

0:46:480:46:52

concerned we are all using tea bags

and that they have got plastic in

0:46:520:46:57

them. This prompted quite a

discussion, and she is really on the

0:46:570:47:01

money, because most of the... 165

million cups of tea are drunk every

0:47:010:47:09

day in the UK, 96% of the tea bags

of polypropylene in. Because we

0:47:090:47:16

drink so many, it is a problem with

these microplastics, if you put them

0:47:160:47:19

into compost, so we need the

retailers to act on this. The Co-op

0:47:190:47:25

has announced plans to make their

own tea bags free of plastic. But

0:47:250:47:32

Irene just uses loose-leaf tea.

Excellent!

That is all we have got

0:47:320:47:36

time for for now, Lucy, but you will

be back next week with more, thanks

0:47:360:47:40

for getting in touch.

0:47:400:47:43

Now, let's introduce tonight's

music guests who burst

0:47:430:47:45

onto the music scene 14 years ago

with belters like this.

0:47:450:47:49

# Well, do you, do you wanna?

# Go where I never let you before...

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#

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#

# It's better in the matinee...

0:48:050:48:11

# I say, don't you know, you say I

don't know... #

0:48:110:48:20

Please welcome Alex Kapranos

from Franz Ferdinand.

0:48:200:48:25

Hello!

Good to see you!

You guys

have had a bit of a reshuffle, some

0:48:250:48:32

have gone, some have come in, so

what is the score?

Well, Nick left

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after we did the FFS tour, he wanted

to spend more time with his family,

0:48:390:48:46

and Julian Corrie and Dino Bardot

have joined the band, from Glasgow

0:48:460:48:51

as well.

So there you all are. So

what is the sounds like now? Has it

0:48:510:48:57

changed at all? Have you tried to

stay as you work?

I guess, when you

0:48:570:49:01

hear the new record, it still sounds

like under straightaway, but we're

0:49:010:49:05

doing something new, it feels like

the beginning of a new decade for

0:49:050:49:10

the band, if you like.

The album is

doing well, four or five stars.

I

0:49:100:49:17

haven't been looking at reviews.

Are

you bothered by reviews?

I know

0:49:170:49:23

everybody says it, but I have been

trying hard not to read them,

0:49:230:49:26

because you start thinking about

that when you are performing, rather

0:49:260:49:29

than the gig itself.

0:49:290:49:36

than the gig itself.

Five stars, you

said four and five, he is dying

0:49:360:49:39

inside! Thanks, Alex!

And you used

to be in a band.

I was, I was in a

0:49:390:49:48

punk band for a while, which went on

to become the Prefects, the second I

0:49:480:49:56

left, they took off like a

skyrocket. I used to be quite a big

0:49:560:50:02

punk type of... Safety pins...

We

don't have to imagine, we have a

0:50:020:50:10

photograph.

That was when I was Mick

Jagger!

0:50:100:50:18

Jagger! They are schoolmates of mine

pointing in.

You looked petrified.

0:50:180:50:24

No, I look groovy, like Hayley

Mills!

And how are you feeling now

0:50:240:50:31

within the band and how it is all

going, the new sound?

It feels

0:50:310:50:36

really exciting. I guess you don't

really know, you made a record, you

0:50:360:50:39

don't know how it is going to go

down until you play the songs.

Four

0:50:390:50:45

25 stars!

Such a disappointment! We

toured a lot last year, we played in

0:50:450:50:52

America, the audiences were going

nuts for the songs.

And what is the

0:50:520:50:57

plan with touring now?

Around the UK

in February, then Europe, America,

0:50:570:51:04

Japan, Latin America, everywhere!

And one really quick question,

0:51:040:51:10

because Frank is here, which band

would you put in Room 101?

I

0:51:100:51:16

couldn't do that!

Play the band, we

have got 15 seconds left!

I can't

0:51:160:51:21

think of a band.

You got away with

it, we are down to five no! Over

0:51:210:51:27

just put the members of Franz

Ferdinand who left!

0:51:270:51:31

Now picture your dad dancing.

0:51:310:51:33

There he is, at a wedding,

dancing away to a bit

0:51:330:51:36

of Oops Up Side Your Head.

0:51:360:51:38

Now picture a room

full of dancing dads

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at the World Dad Dancing

Championships.

0:51:400:51:41

Good luck, Matt Allwright.

0:51:410:51:49

Calling all middle-aged wedding

disco dancing dads. Do you recognise

0:51:490:51:57

these moves? The lawn mower. The

running man. And of course the torch

0:51:570:52:10

of trying. Maybe you even consider

yourself to be a dad dancer, but

0:52:100:52:14

have you ever taken part in a dad

dancing competition? This is what

0:52:140:52:21

I'm going to do, here are my rivals,

and here is my 16-year-old son deep

0:52:210:52:25

in the grip of wretched adolescence,

that is right, it is payback time!

0:52:250:52:33

# Let's dance to the sound of their

playing on the radio... #

0:52:330:52:36

I come here to compete in any

teenager's worst nightmare.

0:52:360:52:50

teenager's worst nightmare. The

World Dad Dancing Championships is

0:52:500:52:51

part of a festival to give busy dads

time to spend with their kids.

The

0:52:510:52:59

idea is to get dads outside having

fun with their kids. Have a little

0:52:590:53:05

festival for the dads.

The jewel in

the crown is the main event.

The

0:53:050:53:11

official championship is held here.

You say that, but I noticed that a

0:53:110:53:15

lot of entrants seem to be from the

south-west of England, and yet it is

0:53:150:53:19

the World Dad Dancing Championships?

It is a bit like baseball, it is not

0:53:190:53:24

really the World Series.

Well, we

are the only ones that do it. You

0:53:240:53:29

know, we have got people from

Bristol.

0:53:290:53:34

#

I'm so excited, and I just can't

hide... #

0:53:340:53:38

I'm excited to see all the dads

dancing, it's going to be really

0:53:380:53:42

funny.

If you have got it, show it.

If you haven't, show it anyway.

I am

0:53:420:53:50

not dancing, I am not a dad.

What is

it that makes dad dancing so

0:53:500:53:56

distinctive?

The shape of the body,

not as chiselled and toned...

No

0:53:560:54:02

idea! What is my greatest strength

as a dancer? If they are embarrassed

0:54:020:54:08

about me, how do they feel about

you, Conrad?

I would like to think

0:54:080:54:13

they are proud, but I'm not so sure.

Last year he was going, yeah!

0:54:130:54:21

However embarrassed my family are at

me, you have gone one step further.

0:54:210:54:25

Wish me luck.

God, you are

embarrassing!

I shall now introduce

0:54:250:54:32

you to the judges!

And two at the

MD, the festival's kids will be

0:54:320:54:39

doing the judging. -- and to up the

ante. If I feel a tap on the

0:54:390:54:47

shoulder, that means I am out.

Dads,

are you ready? Hit the tune is!

0:54:470:54:54

Straightaway, I get my twerk on with

Beyonce, but as soon as I find my

0:54:540:55:04

rhythm... Oh, this is better, I am

killing this!

And a change of tune!

0:55:040:55:17

But then, disaster strikes. I feel

the ice and cold disappointment on

0:55:170:55:22

my shoulder, and I am out, Tommy is

devastated. I didn't even make the

0:55:220:55:32

cut! First 20%! It is time to leave

it to the cream of the crop, the

0:55:320:55:37

disco dads in a dance-off final.

0:55:370:55:43

disco dads in a dance-off final.

The

winner of the World Dad Dancing

0:55:430:55:46

Championships 2017 is...

Can Conrad,

last year's runner-up, Pollard out

0:55:460:55:52

of the bag?

Conrad!

Yes, he can, and

these were the moves that got him

0:55:520:56:00

there.

# I'm so excited, I just can't hide

0:56:000:56:05

it... #

I've worked so hard for this!

At

0:56:050:56:13

least you tried.

I think I have

strained a pectoral, though. We

0:56:130:56:22

could all do a little bit of that

now, brace yourselves! Thank you to

0:56:220:56:27

all of our guests, Frank, Penny,

Gordon.

0:56:270:56:33

Room 101 and Celebrity 5 Go Barging

are both on Friday evening.

0:56:330:56:35

And don't miss the first Gordon

Buchanan's Animal's With Cameras,

0:56:350:56:37

8pm tomorrow night.

0:56:370:56:38

Join us tomorrow

with Penelope Wilton.

0:56:380:56:40

Now, playing us out,

0:56:400:56:41

here's Franz Ferdinand

with the title track

0:56:410:56:43

from their new album,

Always Ascending.

0:56:430:56:50

# Always and always

and always ascending

0:56:510:56:54

# The opening line leaves

an uncertain ending

0:56:540:56:58

# Always and always

and always ascending

0:56:580:57:02

# The chords seem to pause but ah

0:57:020:57:06

# Never going to resolve

0:57:060:57:07

# Never going to resolve

0:57:070:57:09

# Never going to resolve

0:57:090:57:10

# Never going to resolve

0:57:110:57:13

# Talk to me

0:57:140:57:16

# Come on, talk to me

0:57:160:57:17

# Yeah, talk to me

0:57:170:57:20

# Come on, talk to me

0:57:200:57:22

# Yeah, talk to me

0:57:220:57:26

# Wake me up

0:57:260:57:27

# Come on, wake me up

0:57:270:57:30

# Waking up dry

0:57:300:57:32

# Waking up dusty

0:57:320:57:34

# Feeling remorse

0:57:340:57:36

# Feeling thirsty

0:57:360:57:38

# Bring me a cup

0:57:380:57:41

# Bring me water

0:57:410:57:47

# We can ascend

0:57:470:57:48

# From this arrangement

0:57:480:57:50

# We can see fate

0:57:500:57:53

# As entertainment

0:57:530:57:55

# Bring me a cup

0:57:550:57:58

# Bring me water

0:57:580:58:01

# Bring me water

0:58:030:58:10

# Always and always

and always ascending

0:58:120:58:16

# The shepherd misleads

so you think you're transcending

0:58:160:58:20

# Always and always

and always ascending

0:58:200:58:24

# Pause the progression but ah

0:58:240:58:28

# Never going to resolve

0:58:280:58:29

# Never going to resolve

0:58:290:58:31

# Never going to resolve

0:58:310:58:32

# Never going to resolve

0:58:330:58:36

# Never going to resolve

0:58:360:58:37

# Talk to me

0:58:370:58:39

# Come on, talk to me

0:58:390:58:40

# Yeah, talk to me

0:58:400:58:42

# Talk to me

0:58:420:58:48

# Come on, wake me up

0:58:480:58:51

# Come on, wake me up

0:58:510:58:52

# Waking up dry

0:58:520:58:54

# Waking up dusty

0:58:540:58:56

# Feeling remorse

0:58:560:58:58

# Feeling thirsty

0:58:580:59:01

# Bring me a cup

0:59:010:59:04

# Bring me water

0:59:040:59:08

# Bring me water

0:59:080:59:11

# Bring me water

0:59:120:59:16

# Bring me water

0:59:160:59:21

# Bring me water, yeah. #

0:59:210:59:29

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:59:300:59:36

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