CBeebies Peter Pan

ALL: CBeebies!

THEY CHEER

Children, will you all please get to bed!

Read us just one more story! This one about pirates.

Please!

Or this one about flying!

MAKES WHOOSHING NOISE

Dear-oh-dear. John, Michael, calm down.

My dear, we're going to be late.

Where are my glasses? Has anyone seen my glasses?

SHE CLEARS THROAT

Yes, of course, there they are. Silly me.

Where is your hat, dear?

Ah... My hat... Yes, I'll go and have a look, yes.

-Hat. Hat.

-Where are you going?

On an awfully big adventure!

-Oh! Can we come?

-No, no, no. It's not an adventure.

It's a very dull dinner for grown-ups.

Nonsense. It is going to be brilliant!

Yes. I mean, no. It's going to be as dull as dishwater.

We don't believe you! We want to have an adventure too!

# An awfully big adventure

-# A tale of the sea

-That's what we want!

# An awfully big adventure

# Think how amazing that would be!

# An awfully big adventure

# Like stories in books

# That's what we want!

# The heroes are strong, courageous

# Pirates are mean

# And some have hooks!

# Enough of your big adventure!

# It's awfully late

# But awfully big adventures

# Are awfully great!

# A fabulous big adventure

# Way up in the sky

# That's what they want!

# Fantastically great adventure

# Wonderful things

-# With magical wings!

-And then we could FLY! #

Come on, everyone.

ALL: Wooo! Woooo!

Again, again!

Wonderful.

# An awfully big adventure

# Like tales of old

# That's what we want!

# Where mothers are fun and fearless

# Fathers are cool, brave and bold!

# An awfully big adventure

# Whoever you are

# An awfully big adventure

# You can imagine

-# You're the star!

-An awfully big adventure

# An awfully big adventure, yeah! #

APPLAUSE

# Enough of your big adventure

# I'm sure it will keep

# So dream of your big adventure

# My Darlings, it's time to sleep. #

Nana will be downstairs if you need her, children.

CLOCK CHIMES

-Darling, did you...?

-Come on! I'm so excited.

We haven't been to a party for ages!

Now, where is my hat?

Never mind about your hat, dear, you look very handsome without it.

You are a darling, Mrs Darling! Now, shall we?

Where are you, shadow?

Ha-ha-ha!

There you are, you naughty shadow.

-MUFFLED:

-Hey!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Hello!

AUDIENCE: Hello!

I'm Peter Pan, I am.

I am the best, bravest, cleverest boy this side of sunset.

Have you seen my best friend Tinkerbell?

AUDIENCE: She's in the drawer.

Tink, where are you?

BELL RINGS

Oh, Tink! What are you doing in there?

Tink. Come out of there.

No! It's your fault I got stuck in here.

Oh. Why is it my fault?

Where are you? In here somewhere.

Oh! You found it!

My shadow!

I'll stick my shadow back on with...with soap.

Yeah.

What will I do without my shadow?

Oh!

HE CRIES

Who are you?

I'm Peter Pan.

I am the best, bravest, cleverest boy this side of sunset.

Is that your shadow?

It won't stick back on.

You can't stick shadows with soap. You need a needle and thread.

Oooh! Did you make all that mess?

Who are you?

I'm Peter Pan.

There. Done it.

Look. I put my shadow back on!

I sewed it on for you!

Yes. I'm sorry. Thank you very much. Are you their mother?

No. I'm Wendy and these are my brothers, Michael and John.

I'm Peter and this is my friend, Tink...

Tinkerbell?

Tink! Where are you?

KNOCKING

-AUDIENCE: She's in the...

-What's that noise?

-She's stuck. Let her out.

-OK.

Ah! This is my friend Tinkerbell.

I'm your best friend, Peter.

Yes, Tink. You are.

Oh. Wendy. You must come to Neverland!

-Neverland!

-Neverwho?

-What's that?

It's the most amazing, brilliant, wonderful land full of adventures!

ALL: Adventures?

Yes. It's where we live.

With all our friends, the Lost Boys and Girls.

Yep, yep. I'm their leader but they need a mother.

You can be their mother.

But I'm not a mother.

You'll need to learn how to fly.

Fly?!

-Show me.

-Show me.

Tink!

All you need is fairy dust.

# Hush, can you hear the sound of Neverland calling?

# Fun and excitement

# Waiting there in the sky

# The second on the right

# Then straight on till morning

# Sprinkle some fairy dust

# And then you can fly

ALL: # Neverland, Neverland

# Here we go as you're holding my hand

# And now that we've found an adventure

# Life will be awfully grand

# Neverland, Neverland

# Flying free over sea, over sand

# A magical moment with Peter Pan

# Welcome to Neverland! #

One bucket of seaweed.

Oh! Seaweed!

Keep on scrubbing the decks, me hearties.

A tidy deck is a tidy pirate!

HE CLEARS THROAT

Oh, right, sorry.

Mustn't let standards slip now, must we?

Next. A ladle of cod-liver oil.

Cod liver oil.

Yuck!

Oh. Are you sure this is a very healthy recipe, Captain Hook, sir?

It's a seafaring soup. Very good for a pirate's skin.

Looks like you could use some help with that, poor Smee!

-Most likely to take the paint off, sir.

-Yes.

What are you doing?

Oh, well, scrubbing the deck makes my feet hot.

So I thought I'd take off my socks.

Actually, my feet are hot too. Good idea.

Put those socks back on, don't you dare take off your shoes!

I'm the captain round here, I'll tell my pirates what to do.

Yes. Captain, ma'am. I mean...sir.

I was just keeping order.

I keep order round here, thank you.

No, no, no! No, no, no! No, no!

No, no, no! No. No!

You've ruined my soup!

What is that disgusting smell?

Eurgh! Ew! Brrrrr!

Wahoo! Arghhhh!

Urggghhhh. Baa! Baa!

Oh! Oooh!

Oh, no!

Hey, wake up.

HE BLOWS

Ahhh!

Wow! That is some stinky soup!

I didn't mean to do it, Captain, ma'am. Sir. Ma'am. Sir.

Never fear. I have an idea!

What are you doing?

Ah-ha! You see?

You never know when a really stinky soup might come in handy!

Ha! Brains that is.

That's why I'm the captain!

CLOCK TICKS

Ah! Ah!

-Can you hear that?

-What, sir?

Ticking. Can you hear ticking?

No, sir. Can you hear ticking, everybody?

AUDIENCE: Yes!

Yes, now you mention it, it is quite loud, isn't it?

Oh, dear.

It's the crocodile. He's come to get me! Hoist the main sail.

Let's get out of here!

Captain. Why does the crocodile tick?

Because Peter Pan told that crocodile that I was a tasty morsel

so it bit off my hand, with my ticking wristwatch on it.

It was given to me by my long-lost-loving Mummy.

HE SOBS

HE WHINES

THEY PRETEND TO CRY

That's wonderful. Thank you very much. You've upset him now.

I'll have to rock him to sleep in his hammock again.

Oh, all right. Listen, would you lot like to hear what happened

-with Captain Hook and the crocodile?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

All right, I'll tell you.

# Poor Captain Hook

# His watch was took

# By a naughty crocodile

# With a terrible cheeky smile

# Now Captain Hook

# Is on the look

# For the Tic-Toc Tic-Toc crook

# That naughty croc

# It stole my clock

# It was given to me by Mummy

# Now it's ticking in the tummy

# Of the croc

# Oh, what a shock

# It's the Tic-Toc Tic-Toc Croc

-# It's the Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-# Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-# Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

# Tic-Toc Croc

-# It's the Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-# Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

# Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc Croc...

Smee, that crocodile haunts me! Keep your wits about you.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

-# It's the Tickety Tockety

-Tickety Tockety

-# Tickety Tockety

-Tickety Tockety

-# Tickety Tockety

-Tickety Tockety

-Tic-Toc Croc

-# It's the Tickety Tockety

-Tickety Tockety

-# Tickety Tockety

-Tickety Tockety

-Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc Croc

-# It's the Tickety Tockety

-Tickety Tockety

-# Tickety Tockety

-Tickety Tockety

-# Tickety Tockety

-Tickety Tockety

-Tic-Toc Croc

-# It's the Tickety Tockety

-Tickety Tockety

-# Tickety Tockety

-Tickety Tockety

-Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc Croc

-# It's the Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-# Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc Croc

-# It's the Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-# Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

# Tic-Toc Tic-Toc Croc

-# It's the Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-# Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc Croc

-# It's the Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

-Tic-Toc

HE PANTS

# Tic-Toc

# Cro....

ALL: Croc! #

APPLAUSE

Captain Hook, what happens when the watch stops ticking?

Oh. Then the crocodile will get Captain Hook.

He'll eat his other hand, then his feet, then his ears,

and then his hat!

-Smee?

-Yes, Captain Hook, sir?

Do you want to taste some of my Stinky Soup?

-A...

-HE GIBBERS

-No, sir.

-Then stop this and tell me where Pan is!

Oh, yes, of course, Captain Hook.

Well, I imagine he's with the other Lost Boys and Girls

and that fairy Tinkerbell, on the other side of the island, sir.

By the stars, I'll wager you're right, Smee. Right. Let's get him.

Follow me, me hearties!

ALL: Aye, aye, Captain!

No!

Sh! Sh!

Have you seen Peter Pan and Tinkerbell?

AUDIENCE: No!

Sh! We're hiding from the pirates.

I'm not scared of naughty pirates.

-No. Not scared. Just...

-Terrified.

Sh!

WHOOSHING NOISE

-It's Peter!

-Who's that with him?

Do you think he'll bring us a mother this time?

-You never know in Neverland.

-Anything is possible in Neverland!

I've done it! All bow to me!

I have brought you a...

Whoooaaaa!

They're falling!

We can't fly anymore!

Tinkerbell! You didn't give them enough fairy dust.

I did too. It's not my fault they can't fly.

HE CLEARS THROAT

Lost Boys and Girls! I have brought you a lovely mother!

Hello. I'm very pleased to meet you.

But I'm Wendy. I'm not a mother. I'm a girl, very friendly.

Oh! We've wanted a mother for a very long time.

Ever since we came here.

But I'm not a mother.

Build your mother a house!

A mother house!

No, no, no. A Wendy house!

-Oh!

-Yeah!

A Wendy house! I like the sound of that!

Right, come on, everyone. We've got work to do.

# We're going to make a Wendy house

# What have we got to use?

# Gingerbread and icing sugar glue

# We're going to make a Wendy house

# What do we have to do?

# Watch and I'll explain it all to you!

Right. Come on then, here we go. No, this way.

That's it. Get to work, everyone.

And you can help as well, everyone. Clap your hands.

Come on now.

AUDIENCE CLAP

That's it. That's it, keep going now.

Get to work. The shutters and the fences.

And can we bring on the icing, please.

No running, John and Michael. Be careful.

This icing is lovely but it's very delicate.

You be careful with that, all right?

What are you doing? Get it up there. Go on.

Right, supervise this. Mother, you're going to love this.

Finishing touches. Bring it in. Here we go.

# We've made a lovely Wendy house

# Especially for you

# With gingerbread and icing sugar glue

# We've made a lovely Wendy house

# It's sparkly and new

# And that's because we're all in love with you. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done, everyone!

Come on, let's go celebrate with some cake.

-Yes!

-Come on, let's go.

Peter, she's not a mother!

Sh! Tink. You'll spoil it.

Come on then, Peter, we're having a tea party.

Remember to drink your juice, everyone. It's good for you!

If you don't want to play with us, you can just go away.

Ha-ha! Is that what you really want?

Yeah.

-Suit yourself.

-Fine.

-Fine!

# I'm usually so cheery

# Perhaps I could pretend?

# Fairies shouldn't ever be sad

# But now I feel so teary

# I've lost my special friend

# Fairies shouldn't ever be sad

# Fluttering in the air

# Memories to share

# Just Peter Pan and I

# Now I'm all alone

# Sitting on my own

# Peter, I just might cry

# I thought he'd like me always

# But I misunderstood

# Fairies shouldn't ever be sad

# Sometimes fairy stories

# Don't turn out how they should

# Fairies shouldn't ever

# Never ever, ever

# Fairies shouldn't ever

# Be sad. #

SHE CRIES

APPLAUSE

AUDIENCE BOOS

Tinkerbell.

Where did you come from?!

Oh, I'm sorry. We didn't startle you, did we?

It is Tinkerbell, isn't it?

Maybe.

Peter Pan's greatest friend in the whole wide world?

I was.

-Oh.

-Oh.

-Oh.

-You haven't had a falling out, have you?

He doesn't need me any more. He's got a Wendy-Mother now.

A mother!

ALL: A mother!

Not that it's any of your business, Hook! I'm not talking to you!

I'm not your friend, even if I'm not Peter's anymore!

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Peter Pan and the Lost Boys and Girls have themselves a mother!

A very powerful thing to have on their side.

Someone looking after them.

And loving them.

It would make them invincible!

Pan and the gang will be unstoppable.

We must capture this Wendy to be OUR mother

and then we will win all the battles in Neverland! Ha!

We're going to get a Wendy-Mother!

THEY CHEER

-Arrrr!

-Arrrr!

Aye, me hearties, and I know just how to get her.

Right, I'm imagining dinner at 8.00, I can send flowers beforehand.

And then... Ahhhhhhh!

You!

Sorry, I was miles away. What's going on?

I need to test something.

Oh, you want the cook. He likes testing. He's the one.

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

Just a tiny drop of Stinky Soup.

Ah! Argh! Ooh! Wooooo! Woooo!

Baa! Baa! Wooo....

Sleeping like a baby!

-More like a warthog!

-A what hog?

-A warthog!

-A hot dog?

-A warthog!

-Quiet!

I'm thinking.

Yes. I'll give this to Peter Pan and put him to sleep.

Then we'll capture the Wendy-Mother. You see?

I'm really rather clever, aren't I?

Right. Pick him up. We've work to do.

Pick him up! We've work to do.

Pick him up! We've work to do.

Pick him up! We've... There's no-one there.

OK, so I'll just go... Yeah, I'm not actually moving anywhere.

I'm not going anywhere. I need help.

If you want something done you've got to do it yourself.

Right, stay there.

APPLAUSE

Come on then.

# Neverland, Neverland

# Here we eat with our sweet little band

# And now that we've found an adventure

# Life will be awfully grand

# Neverland, Neverland

# Fun to be by the sea and the sand

# A magical moment with Peter Pan

# You're our mother in Neverland

# Yes, I'm your mother in Never... #

Oh!

No! Michael, John, I'm not. I'm not your mother.

We have a real mother and father at home. Don't you remember?

We can't stay here forever.

We'll miss them.

They will miss us.

Mother!

Father! Oh, yes.

You're right!

I want to go home.

-REBECCA:

-You have real parents?

Yes. They are really funny.

Don't you have real parents too?

Well. Thank you so much for having us.

We really have had an awfully big adventure.

But I'm afraid we have to go home now.

-Ohhh.

-Please don't go.

-You're our mother.

-Don't leave us.

You could...come with us?

THEY CHEER

Peter? You'll come too, won't you?

-Oh, yes, Peter!

-Come! Let's go!

-Come with us!

No.

But wouldn't you like to have a real tea party?

With real tea and cakes?

Neverland is my home.

We can't stay here, Peter.

It's lovely. But we have to go home.

I know.

I understand. I really do. Go!

HE PLAYS FLUTE

I thought you were all going.

Are you sure you won't come?

Goodbye, Lost Boys and Girls.

ALL: Bye, Peter.

Goodbye, Wendy-Mother.

Bye, Peter. Remember to drink your juice!

It's good for you.

SCREAMING

AUDIENCE BOO

Take the Wendy-Mother and her children

-back to the ship, me hearties!

-Aye, aye, Captain.

Come on, off you go.

CRYING AND SHOUTING

AUDIENCE BOO

Take them away! And leave Pan to me.

AUDIENCE SHOUT

Everyone's gone.

Is someone there?

AUDIENCE: Behind you!

Are you playing tricks on me?

AUDIENCE: No!

Over there?

There's nobody there.

Everyone's gone. I'm by myself.

Wendy said I should drink my juice, didn't she?

AUDIENCE: No!

But it's good for me, yeah?

AUDIENCE: No!

I thought juice was good for you?

AUDIENCE: No!

What? Tink!

What are you doing?

What's the matter?

Hook. He's taken the Lost Boys and Girls.

And he put something in your drink.

SHE COUGHS

I couldn't let you drink it, Peter.

I'm sorry that we argued.

Me too, you're my best friend.

# Fairies shouldn't ever be sad... #

You can save me, Peter. Don't let this be the end.

If all the children believed in fairies, that will make me better.

Do you?

AUDIENCE: Yes!

Do you believe in fairies?

AUDIENCE: Yes!

If you believe in fairies then you've got to save my friend

Tinkerbell. Clap your hands

AUDIENCE CLAPS

Louder!

LOUD APPLAUSE

You've got to save her. Shout her name! Tinkerbell!

AUDIENCE: Tinkerbell.

-Tinkerbell.

-AUDIENCE: Tinkerbell.

Tinkerbell.

AUDIENCE: Tinkerbell.

It's working. Louder.

AUDIENCE: Tinkerbell!

Give her a cheer. Tinkerbell's better!

Thank you, everyone! Thank you, Peter.

Thank you, Tink!

It's time to go and rescue the Lost Boys and Girls

and beat Hook once and for all!

Come with me. I've got a plan.

THE CHILDREN SHOUT

Where's your Peter now to rescue you, eh?

Probably snoring from his bedtime drink!

AUDIENCE BOOS

Quiet or I'll make you walk the plank.

And we'll keep the Wendy-Mother here.

I'm not a mother. I'm Wendy, a girl. And I will never help you.

CLOCK TICKING

Oh! Ah!

Ticking! The crocodile's come to get me, Smee!

My time is up! Help me, crew, protect me.

Everybody form up. Queensberry rules. And if everybody just...

Oh, sir, it's not the croc.

-Oh, thank goodness!

-It's worse than that.

Peter!

Pan?!

Well done, Tink. That's great teamwork.

A trick!

That's not the croc, that's a clock.

Now, untie our friends, Tink.

As for you, Hook, it's just you and me.

One last battle and one of us, the loser, has got to walk the plank.

Oh, well, we still have the Wendy-Mother.

I'm not scared of you, Pan.

And I'm not scared of you.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

SHOUTING ENCOURAGEMENT

CHEERING

Give me my hat!

BOING

Right on the bottom!

You'll be laughing on the other side of your faces now.

Fire the cannons!

CANNON FIRE

You won't be laughing long.

Come on!

Cricket.

Ha-ha-ha! Oh!

We have the Wendy-Mother.

CHEERING

That means we win, Hook. So you must give in.

Oh, OK then, Peter Pan.

You win.

Handshake?

AUDIENCE: No!

AUDIENCE: No!

-Oh!

-Got you!

-Now I'll feed you to the crocodile.

-Get off me, you cheat.

JOHN AND MICHAEL: Tickle, tickle, tickle!

HOOK GIGGLES

JOHN AND MICHAEL: Tickle, tickle, tickle!

-Do you give in, Hook?

-Never!

JOHN AND MICHAEL: Tickle, tickle, tickle!

OK, OK, I give in. I give in.

AUDIENCE CHEER

Well done, Lost Boys and Girls.

As for you, Hook, it's time for you to...

Walk the plank!

AUDIENCE: Walk the plank!

ALL: Walk the plank!

ALL: Walk the plank!

OK. Nice croccy!

Good croccy.

Don't bite my botty.

Ah! LOUD SPLASH

CROCODILE GULPING

And as for you lot, you are banished from Neverland.

And I never want you to return.

CHEERING

Thank you, Peter and Tink, for saving us all.

Can we go home now?

I'm tired of adventure now.

LOST BOYS AND GIRLS: Can we come too?

Of course! You're all welcome.

THEY CHEER

Tink, fairy dust, one last time.

Thank you, Tinkerbell!

Goodbye! See you soon!

Look. Look, my dear.

They are all tucked up in bed, dreaming, like little angels.

Ssssh, you'll wake them!

KNOCK ON DOOR

Oh, Mother, Father, did you hear that?

There's someone knocking at the door.

It's our friends from Neverland!

Neverland! Ha-ha! That's just a story.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Neverland, Neverland

# You and me and our sweet little band

# And now that we've found an adventure

# Life will be awfully grand

# Neverland, Neverland

# Now we're home and you're holding my hand

# A magical moment with Peter Pan

# Farewell to Neverland! #

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

# Neverland, Neverland

# You and me and our sweet little band

# And now that we've found an adventure

# Life will be awfully grand

# Neverland, Neverland

# Now we're home and you're holding my hand

# A magical moment with Peter Pan

# Farewell to Neverland! #