Un Siôn Corn yn Ormod


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-Good morning, Mr Claus!

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-Looking good, Mr C!

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-Merry Christmas, Mr Claus!

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-What do you think?

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-What do you think?

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-Good morning, Mr Cadwaladr.

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-Let me see...

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-Let me see...

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-This one.

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-Santa, do you realize it's the night

-before the night before Christmas?

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-Where's the list?

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-I'm in such a good mood.

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-Let's forget about

-the naughty or nice lists...

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-..and give presents to everyone!

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-..and give presents to everyone!

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-Everyone?

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-Ho! Ho! Ho!

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-Relax, Miss Meillionnen.

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-He'll announce the list

-in a press conference tomorrow.

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-Press conference? Ho! Ho! Hum!

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-You know what they say!

-Seeing is believing!

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-Just wait until they see how long

-my naughty list is getting.

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-I'm off to check the weather,

-in case there's frost and ice, dear.

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-Ice...

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-Ice...

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-Mr Claus. You're looking well.

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-Have you been working out?

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-The answer is no.

-No cookies or egg-nog.

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-Look, what's this?!

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-Ooh! A carrot!

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-I'm giddy with delight.

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-The lighter the reindeer,

-the quicker they fly!

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-Ho! Ho! Ho! Hei ho!

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-Thank you.

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-Thank you. As you all know,

-tomorrow is Christmas Eve.

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-Thanks to your hard work...

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-..it's facing up to be

-a very happy Christmas for everyone.

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-Santa! Santa!

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-Sorry! Sorry I'm late.

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-Look out! Whoa!

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-Carwen is ready to fly.

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-Barry's Safari

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-Australia - 2 days before Christmas

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-G'day, mates.

-Barry Bowen's the name.

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-Outback adventures is the game.

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-You thrill-seekers must be here for

-the down under wild animal safari.

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-Keep your arms and legs inside the

-vehicle and don't feed the animals.

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-They're wild and unpredictable.

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-On your left is a kangaroo.

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-It's a female.

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-Look how gracefully

-she navigates the rugged terrain.

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-Ow!

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-Over there is a rare glimpse...

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-..of an adult male platypus

-about to take a dip in a billabong.

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-A waterhole, that is.

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-I'm sorry.

-It's a baby platypus after all.

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-Just a great, big baby.

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-Uh oh! A crocodile. Stand back.

-This could get ugly!

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-He's feisty, isn't he?

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-Fortunately, I know his weakness.

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-Tickle, tickle!

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-Pardon me!

-Something smells a bit fishy here.

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-Sorry, it's me.

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-I had garlic at lunchtime.

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-Come on, Wilbert, I've seen enough.

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-All better!

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-Don't you want to visit

-the gift shop?

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-Sorry, nature calls!

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-Mr Bowen, you promised

-a wild animal safari.

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-These animals

-are clearly domesticated.

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-Madam, they're anything but.

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-Try coming between them

-and their food and you'll see.

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-Hey, boys. A ten-letter word

-which means absurd.

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-That's ridiculous!

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-Yes, that fits! Thanks, mate!

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-Let's call it twenty dollars, OK?

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-Five? You're robbing me blind!

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-Tell your friends.

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-I'm looking for a five-letter word

-which means miserable failure.

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-I know! B-a-r-r-y!

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-Never mind!

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-Alpha Leader, this is Polar 1.

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-You're clear for take-off

-on Santa Claus lane.

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-This next one

-is for a very special reindeer.

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-Good luck, Carwen.

-We're all pulling for you.

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-Carwen, you're not trying

-for the first team again, are you?

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-Yes, this is the year

-I'll get my wings.

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-Around the world in one night?

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-Well, good luck.

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-Thank you.

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-Thank you.

-

-I was talking to Santa.

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-Carwen,

-we'll go through it once again.

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-Let's see.

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-A northerly wind

-blowing at 30 knots...

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-..the runway is clear of obstacles,

-goggles, a map, parachute.

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-Did you just say parachute?

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-Erm... no.

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-OK. Yes, I did.

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-But I'm confident

-there'll be no mishaps.

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-That makes one of us.

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-That makes one of us.

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-What did you say?

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-I said that's wonderful!

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-Carwen, let's go, ho, ho!

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-I'm sorry. The handbrake was up.

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-Ho! Ho!

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-You're probably wondering

-why've I'm dressed like Santa.

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-No, not really.

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-No, not really.

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-Whatever!

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-As you know,

-Christmas is around the corner.

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-It got me to thinking.

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-It got me to thinking.

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-Oh, no!

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-Every time you get another bad idea,

-it means more work for us.

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-For once, Myrddin is right.

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-I have callouses.

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-Come on, guys. When I took you all

-in, I promised to take care of you.

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-That's what I'll do.

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-We're like a family.

-Families stick together.

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-Barry, it's not that

-we don't appreciate the effort...

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-What she's trying to say...

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-..is maybe it would be best

-if we went our separate ways.

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-I mean, it's not like I've forgotten

-how to live in the wild.

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-"With a bite powerful enough

-to crush a can of soup...

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-"..the wild dingo

-latches onto its prey."

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-Then again, let's not be hasty.

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-You were saying, Barry?

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-Barry?

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-Ladies, gentlemen,

-marsupials and reptiles...

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-..and whatever you are, Delme.

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-Sir, I'm a thespian!

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-Welcome to...

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-Barry Bowen's

-Down Under Winter Wonder Land.

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-Good work, Barry!

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-Beautiful.

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-Breathtaking.

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-What exactly is Barry Bowen's

-Down Under Winter Wonder Land?

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-I'm glad you asked!

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-We're going to bring winter wonder

-to Australia all year round!

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-365 days of Christmas magic.

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-Over here,

-a reindeer-tastic roller-coaster.

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-Here, a sugar plum mountain.

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-Here, a sweet factory and the elf's

-workshop where everything's small.

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-It'll take some work...

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-..but I think business

-is about to explode!

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-Argh!

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-There are still

-a few minor issues to work out...

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-..but I've drawn up a plan.

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-Good idea. You better rest.

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-Tomorrow is another big day.

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-# Funny!

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-# It seems so funny

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-# Just yesterday I was nobody

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-# Now I have a smile on my face

-and a tune in my soul

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-# I feel like I can do no wrong

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-# If they could see me now

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-# If they could see me now #

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-Carwen, watch out for the plane!

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-Close call!

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-# I have a smile on my face

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-# And a tune in my soul

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-# I feel like I can do no wrong,

-I feel like I can do no wrong

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-# If they could see me now

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-# If they could see me now

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-# If they could see me now #

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-Hello, Mrs Claus!

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-Carwen, Santa was supposed to be

-in the press conference an hour ago!

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-Miss Meillionnen

-can't keep them quiet for ever.

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-# Two turtle doves

-and a partridge in a pear tree #

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-We want Santa!

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-What have you done to the sleigh?

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-Oh, well... funny story.

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-Erm, I got lost.

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-There was this bright light

-and a plane...

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-..and then Santa fell out

-but I caught him.

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-Are you quite sure about that?

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-What do you mean?

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-It appears there's been a mix-up.

-Panicking won't get us anywhere.

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-When I remove my hand...

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-..I want you to calmly tell me

-exactly who you are.

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-Carwen!

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-Carwen!

-

-Not you! Him.

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-Barry Bowen is the name, Ma'am.

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-Erm, where am I?

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-Erm, where am I?

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-You're at the North Pole!

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-The North Pole?!

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-I have to get home to my animals!

-They need me.

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-That's very nice.

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-But at this moment, I'm

-more concerned about Santa Claus.

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-Santa Claus?! Wait a minute!

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-I remember now.

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-I think he fell down my chimney.

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-Thank goodness! He's fine, then.

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-It's not the first time

-he's fallen down a chimney.

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-We'll just phone your place...

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-We'll just phone your place...

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-Actually, I don't have a...

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-No phone. Of course.

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-Look, this sleigh isn't going

-anywhere without major repairs.

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-In the meantime, I need a Santa.

-You certainly look the part.

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-Hold on a minute!

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-Mr Bowen, the entire world is

-watching and waiting for Santa.

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-Now, if I don't produce him,

-they may just stop believing.

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-We don't want that to happen.

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-Erm, no.

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-Good answer.

-Now, nobody can find out about this.

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-Not the elves, the other reindeer

-and certainly not the press.

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-As far as anyone is concerned,

-you are Santa Claus.

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-This is like

-some kind of crazy dream!

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-Barry!

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-Stop poking him.

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-It should've been me! Why?!

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-Oh, wait. I think he's coming to.

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-Morning, Barry.

-Quite a tumble you took last night.

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-Barry, you may look like Santa...

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-..but next time do us a favour

-and use the front door.

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-That's some bruise you've got there!

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-Stop that!

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-Where am I?

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-What happened?

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-Why are you calling me Barry?

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-I'm Santa Claus!

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-I'm the Tooth Fairy! Look at me!

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-I'm the Easter Bunny!

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-Yes, and I'm a crocodile!

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-It's only actually funny if you say

-something you're actually not.

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-Right, I'm not a crocodile.

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-What am I doing here?

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-I don't remember a thing.

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-Brilliant!

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-The accent's terrible

-but what conviction!

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-He did get a nasty knock

-to his head.

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-Do you really not recognize us,

-Barry?

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-Surely you remember Myrddin?

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-You took him in

-after he was fired from the zoo.

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-Not fired. I was asked to leave.

-There's a difference!

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-I'm Leri.

-I used to box the local blokes.

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-And of course, I'm Delme,

-star of stage and screen.

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-Yeah, right.

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-He performed

-in a travelling sideshow...

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-..as Mr Quackers,

-the amazing beaver duck!

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-Oh, yes. The glory days.

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-Now we're all reacquainted,

-how about some breakfast?

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-Thank you, that would be... argh!

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-That's Seimon. He's not normal.

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-Don't you mean nocturnal?

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-No.

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-Barry, it's your turn to cook.

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-Not that you'll find anything to eat

-thanks to shovel paws.

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-To eat or not to eat,

-that is the question.

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-For you,

-the answer always seems to be yes.

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-You wound me, sir.

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-I don't know what's worse,

-the overeating or the overacting.

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-That's enough.

-No sense in pointing fingers.

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-Yeah, Delme.

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-But the point is,

-we're out of food, out of money...

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-..Barry's out of his mind

-and we're all out of luck.

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-Barry? I'm Santa Claus.

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-Aren't I?

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-Mrs Claus!

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-Where is Santa?

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-Is he making a list?

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-Will he be checking it twice?

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-Listen!

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-I can assure everyone he's going

-to find out who's naughty or nice.

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-Mrs Claus!

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-Don't worry about a thing.

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-Just go out there,

-pretend to check the list...

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-..and let Mrs Claus handle the rest.

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-What do you think?

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-What do you think?

-

-It's incredible!

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-I look exactly like Santa Claus!

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-You're practically twins!

-It's no wonder I mixed you up!

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-Give me a 'ho, ho, ho'.

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-Ho. Ho. Ho.

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-Maybe we'll go

-with a smile and a wave.

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-Mrs Claus, this is a two-parter.

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-Does he see us when we're sleeping

-and does he know when we're awake?

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-For goodness sake!

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-Here he is now!

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-Mr Claus! Mr Claus!

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-Santa!

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-Santa Claus!

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-Please, everyone!

-Santa is very busy.

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-I'll answer all the questions.

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-First, Miss Meillionnen.

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-The naughty or nice list, please?

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-Mr Claus, how do you respond

-to those who claim...

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-..that your list unfairly labels

-mischievous children as naughty?

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-Erm...

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-Ho! Ho! Ho!

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-The list! You've destroyed the list!

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-What are we going to do now?

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-Give presents to everyone?

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-If I could just have your attention

-for a second.

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-I don't think Santa meant...

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-Oh, my.

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-Wow!

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-Did you see that?! They loved me!

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-Nice save, Barry.

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-Mrs Claus said to keep a low profile

-while the sleigh is being fixed.

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-Santa, we have a problem.

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-No worries, love. Why don't you just

-show Santa what the problem is.

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-Crikey, see how he slips

-into a trance-like state...

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-..when I cover his eyes.

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-This one's a beauty.

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-I'd like to get my hands

-on that guy!

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-Let's see him try...

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-SNORING

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-..that fancy stuff on me!

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-Delme, you shouldn't tease Myrddin.

-He has a brain the size of a peanut.

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-Yeah! Did you hear that?

-A brain the size of a peanut.

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-Speaking of which, how's it coming

-with those snacks, Barry?

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-I don't know

-who this Barry fellow is.

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-I'm just fixing you a snack

-so I can have a moment's peace.

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-There wasn't much to work with...

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-..but I did manage

-to whip up some Christmas...

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-..cookies.

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-Nice work, Barry! Where's the rest?

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-Nice work, Barry! Where's the rest?

-

-There is no more!

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-I didn't even get a taste!

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-When did you learn

-to make cookies anyway, Barry?

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-This is Douglas Fir reporting

-live from the North Pole...

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-..where Santa Claus has

-just promised presents to everyone.

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-Ho! Ho! Ho!

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-Ho, ho, hold on!

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-You see, you look and sound

-nothing like the real Santa.

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-You'd have to be a real drongo

-to mix you two up.

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-But that can't be Santa!

-I'm Santa Claus.

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-At least I thought I was.

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-Look, Barry, maybe you'd feel

-a little more like yourself...

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-..if you started to act

-a little more like yourself.

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-You know, get into character.

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-Well, I'm not saying

-that you're right...

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-..but I suppose it's worth a try.

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-Now, what is it I like to do?

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-You like to make sandwiches

-- tuna, no crusts.

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-What?

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-Now, what seems to be the trouble?

0:20:160:20:19

-The trouble is you just

-promised everyone presents...

0:20:190:20:23

-..on the day before Christmas.

0:20:230:20:25

-Why are you talking like that?

0:20:250:20:27

-Why are

-you

-talking like that?

0:20:270:20:30

-I'm an elf. I always talk this way.

0:20:300:20:33

-Well, I'd expect you of all people

-to be a little more sensitive.

0:20:330:20:38

-WHISTLE

0:20:400:20:41

-What are they waiting for?

0:20:500:20:52

-What are they waiting for?

-

-Santa! Have you forgotten?

0:20:520:20:53

-Whenever the elves

-are really busy...

0:20:540:20:56

-..you boost their Christmas spirit

-with a song and a dance.

0:20:560:21:00

-You know, that sort of thing.

0:21:020:21:03

-Oh, yeah! Right! I know!

0:21:040:21:06

-This one knocked them dead last

-Saturday at the Woolonga dance.

0:21:060:21:10

-Ahem!

0:21:100:21:11

-Ahem!

-

-So I've heard.

0:21:110:21:12

-Two, three, four!

0:21:120:21:13

-# Waltzing Matilda,

-Waltzing Matilda

0:21:140:21:17

-# You'll go a-Waltzing Matilda

-with me #

0:21:180:21:21

-It's not that I'm not enjoying this,

-because I am.

0:21:210:21:24

-But I think

-we were all kind of expecting...

0:21:240:21:27

-..something

-a little more motivational.

0:21:270:21:31

-Oh, right. You mean a singalong?

0:21:320:21:35

-Alright. I've got an idea!

0:21:350:21:39

-Give me a ho.

0:21:390:21:41

-Ho!

0:21:420:21:42

-Ho!

-

-Ho! Ho!

0:21:420:21:43

-Ho! Ho!

0:21:440:21:45

-Ho! Ho!

-

-Ho! Ho! Ho!

0:21:450:21:47

-Now make some toys!

0:21:470:21:48

-# Toys! Toys! Toy-toy-toys!

0:21:510:21:53

-# Toys! Toys! Toys! Toy-toy-toys!

0:21:530:21:57

-# Toys! Toys! Toy-toy-toys! #

0:22:160:22:20

-Argh!

0:22:390:22:41

-Thanks for showing me the ropes,

-Carwen.

0:22:420:22:44

-It will come in really handy when

-I open up my Christmas theme park.

0:22:440:22:48

-So what's next?

0:22:480:22:49

-So what's next?

-

-There is no next.

0:22:490:22:51

-The sleigh is almost fixed.

0:22:510:22:53

-You just have to tell

-the other reindeer...

0:22:530:22:56

-..that I'll be leading the team

-this year.

0:22:560:22:59

-We'll fly you home, make the switch

-and Santa forgives and forgets!

0:22:590:23:03

-Are you sure we shouldn't check

-with Mrs Claus first?

0:23:030:23:06

-Leave the thinking to me.

0:23:070:23:08

-Here we are,

-the reindeer games room.

0:23:090:23:13

-Deck the halls with boughs of holly.

0:23:140:23:17

-Come on, you know who I am.

0:23:170:23:19

-Deck the halls with boughs of holly.

0:23:200:23:23

-Oh, alright.

-La la la la la la la la la.

0:23:240:23:28

-Now let me in!

0:23:280:23:29

-Now let me in!

-

-Sorry!

0:23:290:23:30

-That was yesterday's password.

0:23:310:23:34

-Besides, the games room

-is just for the flying squad.

0:23:340:23:38

-Actually, that's just what Santa

-wanted to talk to you about.

0:23:380:23:43

-Mr Claus!

0:23:440:23:46

-Why didn't you say so?!

0:23:470:23:49

-Come in!

0:23:490:23:50

-To what do we owe the pleasure?

0:23:510:23:53

-Well, I wanted you to know...

0:23:530:23:56

-..that Carwen will be leading

-the flying team this year.

0:23:560:24:00

-Carwen passed her flying test?!

-I don't think so.

0:24:030:24:07

-Hey, you're not Santa.

-I think you should leave.

0:24:070:24:12

-What do you mean?! I am Santa Claus.

0:24:120:24:15

-You are not Santa Claus.

0:24:150:24:17

-Of course he is!

0:24:170:24:19

-Alright then, Santa.

0:24:190:24:21

-Why don't we discuss this

-over some cookies and egg-nog?

0:24:220:24:27

-Sounds reasonable enough,

-wouldn't you say?

0:24:280:24:31

-I don't think

-that's such a good idea.

0:24:310:24:35

-I knew it! He's a fake!

0:24:350:24:37

-Look, everyone! Fake Santa!

0:24:370:24:39

-Carwen, we don't want

-to give Gwibiwr the impression...

0:24:400:24:44

-..that I am not who I say I am,

-do we?

0:24:440:24:47

-No...

0:24:480:24:49

-No...

-

-Then it's settled.

0:24:490:24:51

-Let's go to the kitchen.

0:24:510:24:53

-Ow!

0:24:550:24:56

-Hold still, Barry.

0:24:570:24:58

-Ow!

0:24:590:25:00

-Get these irritating creatures

-away from me.

0:25:010:25:04

-We're removing them

-as fast as we can.

0:25:040:25:06

-Those aren't the irritating

-creatures I was referring to!

0:25:070:25:11

-Look, we're only trying to help.

0:25:110:25:14

-Isn't it about time

-you took off that ridiculous beard?

0:25:140:25:17

-Stop that! I'm keeping the beard

-and I want my suit back.

0:25:180:25:22

-Your costume, Barry. I took

-the liberty of having it laundered.

0:25:220:25:27

-Erm, have you put on some weight,

-old chap?

0:25:280:25:31

-That's it! I've had enough!

0:25:320:25:34

-Well, Santa.

0:25:340:25:36

-Why don't you

-just phone the North Pole...

0:25:360:25:39

-..and have Mrs Claus

-send the reindeer to pick you up?

0:25:400:25:45

-That's an excellent idea.

0:25:460:25:48

-Where's the telephone?

0:25:480:25:49

-Same place it's always been.

-Twenty clicks that way.

0:25:500:25:53

-Then that's where I'm going.

0:25:530:25:56

-You're on the handbrake.

0:25:590:26:02

-Oh, yes, of course.

0:26:030:26:05

-Having some car trouble, Barry?

-I guess it's those brakes!

0:26:120:26:16

-Actually, Myrddin,

-the brakes are fine!

0:26:170:26:21

-Come on, Barry, we're just kidding.

0:26:250:26:28

-Barry? Where are you going?

0:26:290:26:31

-I told you. I'm not Barry.

0:26:310:26:35

-I'm not your maid

-and I'm not your mother.

0:26:350:26:38

-I'm Santa Claus

-and I've got a holiday to save!

0:26:390:26:44

-Hey, Mrs Claus. Can I take your hat?

0:26:570:27:00

-Ahem!

0:27:040:27:05

-Santa, Carwen, out here now!

0:27:090:27:12

-What's going on in there?

0:27:130:27:14

-I'm gaining their trust

-so they'll fly me home.

0:27:150:27:18

-Well, Mr Bowen, I'm afraid these

-reindeer won't be flying anywhere.

0:27:180:27:22

-Unfortunately, this leaves us

-with only one option.

0:27:300:27:37

-Alpha Leader, this is Polar 1.

0:27:380:27:41

-We've got clear skies to the south,

-flurries to the east...

0:27:410:27:44

-..and I am out of coffee.

0:27:450:27:47

-I repeat, out of coffee.

0:27:470:27:49

-Carwen, Barry,

-I'm counting on you to find Santa.

0:27:490:27:53

-He's got to deliver these presents

-and be back by sunrise.

0:27:540:27:57

-Here you are, Mr Claus.

0:27:580:27:59

-Presents for everyone.

0:28:000:28:02

-Thanks, Miss Meillionnen.

-I knew you could do it!

0:28:020:28:05

-No worries, mate.

0:28:050:28:07

-Alright, let's take

-the winter wonder down under.

0:28:080:28:12

-Let's go back home!

0:28:220:28:23

-Drive safe and buckle up!

0:28:230:28:27

-Mrs Claus,

-that's not really Santa, is it?

0:28:280:28:32

-No, Miss Meillionnen, it isn't.

0:28:320:28:35

-Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

-Thank you for flying Air Carwen.

0:28:390:28:43

-Whoa! Oh, dear.

0:28:430:28:45

-Please stow all loose articles

-under the seat in front of you.

0:28:450:28:49

-It's going to be a bumpy ride.

0:28:490:28:51

-Merry Christmas, good friend.

0:29:030:29:05

-I'll make sure there's something

-little extra in your stocking.

0:29:050:29:09

-# Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la #

0:29:190:29:21

-# Deck the halls with eucalyptus

-fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la #

0:29:210:29:26

-Ho! Ho! Ho!

0:29:260:29:28

-Excuse me, kind sir.

0:29:280:29:30

-Pardon me, ma'am.

0:29:320:29:34

-My name is Santa Claus.

0:29:340:29:37

-Would you happen

-to have a telephone...

0:29:370:29:40

-..that I might use

-to make a call to the North Pole?

0:29:400:29:43

-Ha ha! Good one, Barry.

0:29:430:29:45

-Nice beard.

0:29:450:29:47

-In fact, you just won the prize...

0:29:480:29:50

-..for the worst Santa costume

-of the night.

0:29:500:29:53

-You don't understand.

-I really am Santa Claus!

0:29:530:29:57

-Come on, Barry!

-You were Santa last year too.

0:29:580:30:02

-I thought I was Santa Claus!

0:30:030:30:05

-No, I'm Santa Claus!

0:30:050:30:07

-What's going on around here?!

0:30:110:30:13

-Thank goodness, officer.

-You have to help me.

0:30:150:30:18

-I need to call the North Pole.

0:30:190:30:21

-I need to call the North Pole.

-

-There, there Santa. It's alright.

0:30:210:30:24

-I'll take you somewhere

-nice and safe...

0:30:240:30:27

-..where you can make

-that phone call.

0:30:270:30:30

-Right this way, Barry.

0:30:300:30:32

-I mean, Santa.

0:30:320:30:34

-Ho-ho-oh, dear.

0:30:350:30:38

-As you can see...

0:30:400:30:41

-..we track Santa's progess

-using state of the art technology.

0:30:420:30:46

-Not to worry! Santa's probably just

-flying around in some bad weather.

0:30:490:30:53

-I'm sure

-he'll be back on course momentarily.

0:30:540:30:56

-It's Santa.

0:30:580:31:00

-It's Santa.

-

-Santa or 'Santa'?

0:31:000:31:02

-There now, you see?

-Santa's on the phone right now.

0:31:040:31:08

-Hello!

0:31:080:31:09

-Oh, sugar plum!

0:31:090:31:11

-It's so good to hear your voice!

0:31:110:31:14

-I thought I was going crazy.

0:31:140:31:17

-Where am I? Oh, yes! Funny story!

0:31:170:31:20

-Jail?!

0:31:200:31:22

-I mean hail! Oh, is that all?!

0:31:230:31:26

-Barry and Carwen

-are on their way to pick you up...

0:31:260:31:29

-..so you'd better get back

-to Barry's house.

0:31:290:31:32

-But how?

0:31:320:31:34

-But how?

-

-You're Santa Claus.

0:31:340:31:35

-Why don't you use

-some Christmas magic?

0:31:350:31:38

-Christmas magic, yes of course!

0:31:390:31:41

-Thanks, sugar plum.

0:31:410:31:43

-I love you too.

0:31:440:31:46

-I don't understand it.

0:31:580:32:00

-This is so unlike Barry.

0:32:000:32:02

-Yes! I'm hungry enough

-to eat a platypus.

0:32:020:32:07

-Let's not panic.

0:32:070:32:09

-Perhaps we could make ourselves

-something to eat.

0:32:100:32:13

-I do miss Barry ever so much.

0:32:200:32:23

-# I can't seem to find my way home

0:32:240:32:31

-# Home

0:32:330:32:36

-# Home

0:32:370:32:40

-# I can't seem to find my way home

0:32:420:32:48

-# Home

0:32:510:32:52

-# Take him home, baby!

0:32:520:32:55

-# Got to find a way

0:32:560:32:59

-# Can't seem to find my way home #

0:32:590:33:03

-Please, help me.

0:33:050:33:06

-I'm lost and tired and hungry

-and, erm...

0:33:070:33:11

-Oh, yes. I have to save Christmas.

0:33:120:33:14

-What kept you, mate?

0:33:140:33:15

-Tucker's ready.

0:33:170:33:19

-How did you know?

0:33:190:33:20

-How did you know?

-

-Bush telegram.

0:33:200:33:21

-I heard you coming from miles away.

0:33:220:33:24

-I don't know how you deliver those

-presents without waking the kids.

0:33:240:33:28

-You know who I am?

0:33:280:33:29

-Sure, you nearly clipped me

-the other night.

0:33:300:33:32

-Wicked flying machine

-you've got there.

0:33:320:33:35

-But I think your reindeer

-could use more lessons.

0:33:350:33:38

-By the way, my name's Byron.

0:33:380:33:40

-By the way, my name's Byron.

-

-Ho-ho-hold the phone, Byron.

0:33:400:33:42

-Are you telling me you can fly?

0:33:420:33:45

-Are you telling me you can fly?

-

-Sure, mate. Flying's in the blood.

0:33:450:33:48

-My grandfather learned how to fly

-from a golden emu.

0:33:480:33:52

-He passed it on to my father,

-who passed it on to me.

0:33:520:33:55

-I didn't know emus could fly.

0:33:550:33:58

-I didn't know emus could fly.

-

-Not the kind you're thinking of.

0:33:580:34:00

-Here we go-ho-ho!

0:34:030:34:06

-Good, now hold it steady.

0:34:100:34:14

-Be careful, Delme!

0:34:140:34:16

-A little more to the left.

0:34:160:34:18

-Voila!

0:34:200:34:21

-Oh, it's a masterpiece!

0:34:210:34:25

-Myrddin! Are you crying?

0:34:260:34:29

-No, I've just got a crumb in my eye.

0:34:290:34:33

-Erm, ho-ho-ho, mate?

0:34:420:34:44

-Santa?

0:34:460:34:47

-No, it's me, Barry!

0:34:470:34:50

-OK, first you're Barry,

-then you were Santa...

0:34:510:34:55

-..and now you're Barry again!

0:34:550:34:57

-Is anyone else confused?

0:34:570:34:59

-Never mind that,

-where is the real Santa?

0:34:590:35:03

-San! San-san-san-san...

0:35:030:35:06

-Oh, no! You landed on Santa!

0:35:060:35:12

-Not Santa.

0:35:130:35:15

-You crushed my sandwich!

0:35:150:35:18

-Pardon me,

-but did you say the real Santa?

0:35:190:35:23

-No! What have we done?!

0:35:240:35:28

-We can safely assume

-we've made next year's naughty list.

0:35:290:35:33

-Wait a minute. Are you telling me

-you lot made your own sandwich?

0:35:330:35:38

-All by yourselves!

0:35:380:35:40

-This is the proudest day of my life.

0:35:400:35:43

-Reality check! It's Christmas Eve.

0:35:430:35:45

-Santa's missing, we've

-completely destroyed the sleigh...

0:35:460:35:49

-..and you're excited

-about a sandwich.

0:35:490:35:52

-That's right. If you can do that,

-you can do anything.

0:35:520:35:56

-I've got a crazy idea.

0:35:570:35:58

-No way! I'm not moving a muscle

-until I get a square meal.

0:35:590:36:05

-What would you say to all

-the milk and cookies you can eat?

0:36:060:36:10

-I'd say who's the moose

-and can we eat it.

0:36:110:36:14

-Let's see if I've got this straight.

0:36:200:36:22

-Reindeer can't naturally fly.

0:36:220:36:24

-Reindeer can't naturally fly.

-

-Correct.

0:36:240:36:25

-As I've explained, they fly

-with the help of Christmas magic.

0:36:260:36:29

-Right. And this Christmas magic

-comes from?

0:36:300:36:33

-From believing!

0:36:340:36:35

-Children all over the world

-believe in Christmas magic.

0:36:360:36:39

-But nobody actually believes

-that we can fly, right?

0:36:400:36:43

-Which is why

-we have to believe in ourselves.

0:36:430:36:46

-Then why are we wearing

-these ridiculous antlers?

0:36:460:36:49

-It's called method acting and

-I wouldn't expect you to understand.

0:36:490:36:54

-Now, what's my motivation?

0:36:540:36:56

-Barry, pull over your sleigh.

0:36:560:36:59

-Yes, that'll work.

0:36:590:37:00

-Yes, that'll work.

-

-What did you do this time?

0:37:000:37:02

-I don't know.

-We better see what he wants.

0:37:020:37:06

-The brakes! I've got no brakes!

0:37:060:37:09

-Oh, yeah. We probably

-should've mentioned that.

0:37:090:37:13

-Carwen, I can't stop!

-We're heading for the ravine!

0:37:130:37:16

-Don't worry, Barry.

0:37:170:37:18

-We've come too far

-and we're not going down like that.

0:37:180:37:22

-Carwen Reindeer is ready to fly!

0:37:220:37:24

-Step away from the sleigh.

0:37:290:37:33

-He can't be serious.

0:37:360:37:38

-Right.

0:37:430:37:44

-If we can't get it together

-right now...

0:37:450:37:47

-..there's not going to be

-any Christmas.

0:37:470:37:50

-That's not going to happen,

-not on this Santa's watch.

0:37:500:37:54

-Maybe you haven't always

-believed in me...

0:37:550:37:57

-..maybe you haven't always

-believed in yourselves...

0:37:570:38:01

-..but you'd better believe

-in Christmas magic.

0:38:010:38:04

-Without that,

-we may as well give up and go home.

0:38:040:38:08

-Now, do you believe

-in Christmas magic?

0:38:090:38:12

-Sure.

0:38:130:38:14

-Sure.

-

-Why not?

0:38:140:38:15

-I said,

-do you believe in Christmas magic?!

0:38:150:38:21

-Sure!

0:38:210:38:23

-Sure!

-

-Why not!

0:38:230:38:24

-Now Leri, Seimon, Myrddin and Delme,

-you've got to believe!

0:38:240:38:30

-This is no time to falter.

0:38:300:38:32

-From the hot Outback sun

-to the cold Arctic snow.

0:38:330:38:35

-We have to go.

0:38:360:38:38

-To save Christmas!

0:38:380:38:40

-# Do you believe?

0:38:450:38:47

-# I believe

0:38:480:38:50

-# Do you believe?

0:38:510:38:53

-# I believe

0:38:540:38:56

-# Do you believe?

0:39:090:39:11

-# I believe

0:39:120:39:14

-# Do you believe?

0:39:150:39:17

-# I believe

0:39:190:39:20

-# Do you believe?

0:39:210:39:23

-# I believe

0:39:240:39:26

-# Do you believe?

0:39:270:39:29

-# I believe

0:39:300:39:32

-# Do you believe?

0:39:340:39:36

-# I believe, I believe #

0:39:370:39:45

-Time check.

-How are we doing, Carwen?

0:39:450:39:48

-I hate to say it,

-but it's not looking good.

0:39:480:39:51

-Maybe, but we can't give up now.

0:39:520:39:54

-I know the odds

-are stacked against us...

0:39:540:39:56

-..but we've got to stick together

-and try our best.

0:39:570:40:00

-Who's with me?

0:40:000:40:02

-I'm sure

-they'll be along any moment now.

0:40:060:40:09

-That's right. Any moment now,

-Santa will be arriving.

0:40:100:40:14

-Polar 1 to Alpha Leader,

-here comes Santa Claus.

0:40:190:40:23

-I repeat, here comes Santa Claus,

-right down Santa Claus lane.

0:40:230:40:29

-# Do you believe?

0:40:400:40:41

-# Do you believe?

-

-# Do you believe?

0:40:410:40:43

-# I believe

0:40:430:40:44

-# I believe

-

-# I believe

0:40:440:40:46

-# Do you believe?

0:40:460:40:47

-# Do you believe?

-

-# Do you believe?

0:40:470:40:49

-# I believe #

0:40:490:40:50

-Hello!

0:40:500:40:51

-# Do you believe?

0:40:520:40:54

-# Do you believe?

-

-# Do you believe?

0:40:540:40:56

-# I believe

0:40:560:41:01

-# I believe #

0:41:010:41:07

-Look out! Shark!

0:41:070:41:09

-Actually, I'm a platypus,

-but you may recognize me...

0:41:090:41:13

-..as Mr Quackers the amazing...

0:41:130:41:15

-..as Mr Quackers the amazing...

-

-Reindeer.

0:41:150:41:16

-That's right. We're all reindeer.

0:41:160:41:19

-Eight tiny...

0:41:190:41:20

-Erm, five, tiny.

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-What's going on here?

0:41:230:41:25

-They're all frauds.

0:41:260:41:28

-Please everyone, settle down!

0:41:320:41:35

-I think I can explain.

0:41:350:41:37

-You see, actually I've got nothing.

0:41:390:41:41

-Honey, I'm ho-ho-home!

0:41:430:41:45

-Thanks, Byron!

0:41:490:41:51

-Oh, dear. Who might you be?

0:41:540:41:57

-Who am I?

0:41:570:41:59

-Who am I?!

0:41:590:42:01

-Why I'm, I'm...

0:42:020:42:04

-Barry Bowen.

0:42:040:42:06

-G'day, mates.

-Barry Bowen's the name.

0:42:090:42:12

-Santa's invited me and my friends

-to make a very special announcement.

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-What are you doing, mate?

-I'm not Santa!

0:42:180:42:20

-Maybe not, Barry. But it looks to me

-like you really delivered.

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-I hear that Santa

-promised presents to everyone.

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-I've got a little something for you.

0:42:290:42:31

-Never underestimate

-the power of Christmas magic, Barry.

0:42:320:42:35

-Now, as I was saying,

-in one week's time...

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-..Santa Claus

-will be my very special guest...

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-..at the grand opening...

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-..of Barry Bowen's

-Down Under Winter Wonder Land.

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-# It's Christmas time

-and the sun is shining

0:42:520:42:54

-# Every cloud has a silver lining

0:42:550:42:57

-# The man in red

-is gonna do his thing

0:42:580:43:00

-# If you believe,

-let me hear you sing!

0:43:000:43:04

-# Do you believe in Christmas magic?

0:43:150:43:16

-# Do you believe in Christmas magic?

-

-# Do you believe in Christmas magic?

0:43:160:43:20

-Do you believe?

0:43:220:43:24

-# It's everywhere!

0:43:240:43:26

-It's everywhere!

0:43:260:43:27

-# Do you believe in Christmas magic?

0:43:270:43:32

-Christmas magic is here.

0:43:320:43:37

-It's the perfect time of year

-to spread a little of that cheer.

0:43:380:43:43

-It doesn't matter

-how much you spend...

0:43:440:43:47

-..because a friend is a friend

-is a friend is a friend!

0:43:470:43:50

-# We can make it through

-all kinds of weather

0:43:510:43:53

-# Just as long as we stick together

0:43:530:43:55

-# From snow and ice, sand and sun

0:43:560:43:58

-# A very Barry Christmas

-to everyone! #

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-Big finish!

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-# Do you believe in Christmas magic?

0:44:140:44:19

-# Do you believe

-Christmas magic is here?

0:44:190:44:24

-# Do you believe in Christmas magic?

0:44:250:44:30

-# Do you believe

-Christmas magic is here

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-Merry Christmas!

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-Merry Christmas!

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-Merry Christmas!

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-Merry Christmas!

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