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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
# When it's just too much to handle | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# You should stay, it can change | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# There's good days and bad days | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# But one day down the line, this time is sure to stop | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
# So the only time is now - four o'clock. # | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
ALARM CLOCK BLEEPS | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
# Yeah, yeah | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
# Yeah, yeah | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
# Yeah, yeah. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
# First day of school's all wonder | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
# Let me tell you what I did this summer | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
# Had a little fun with my friends, strange thing was I kept seeing Clem | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
# Wherever I went, just like my shadow | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
# Her face shooting towards me like an arrow | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
# Wait, is this a coincidence? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
# Well, first let me tell you all the incidents - yeah! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
# When I was out in the arcades | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
# Guess who walked in wearing some dark shades? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
# A not completely unattractive girl | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
# But still, she was hogging all the car games | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
# On a caravan trip with my auntie, I look up at a cliff, who do I see? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
# It's getting ridiculous now | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
# You think I'm making up this, I wish, pal | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
-# The cinema -Clem | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-# The high roll -Clem | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
# Yes, I don't think I can hide again | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
# I just might be out of my mind | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
# Cos when I turned on the TV, guess who was televised | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
# I even saw Clem in my clementine | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
# Whoa, maybe it's a sign | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
# I ain't really sure but it's playing on my mind | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
# Is this annoying girl just stalking me? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
# Is it something more, is it destiny? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
# I don't know | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
-# I don't know -I don't know | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
# I don't know | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
# This summer, wherever I go, Nero hung around like a bad smell | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
# I was out to enjoy myself and he was out just cramping my style | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
# You know the boy that I'm talking about | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
-# Nero the zero, wannabe hero -Oi! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
# Not-completely-not-good-looking kid from school | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
# But anyway, yeah, he's a weirdo At the park, the ice-cream van | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
# Copying the choice of my ice cream - man! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
# Look, is this all coincidence? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
# Or could it be something different? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
# Like planets orbiting round one another | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
# Gravity pulling us closer together | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
# Do I believe in that? No | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
# But then again, maybe we're supposed to be friends | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
# There's this annoying boy that's stalking me | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
# Is it something more, is it destiny? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
# I don't know | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
# I don't know | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
# I don't know, man, jeez, I don't know! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
# Last night you were in my dreams | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
# What's it mean? Is it meant to be? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
# But not in that way | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
# No, not in that way | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
# And if this is a sign, guess I'll have to think about why. # | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
-But she's like this and... -Dex, you ready? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Whoa. Heavy vibe. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
We run out of Frosty Puffs? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
OK, don't tell me that Instagram is down. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Mate, why don't you have a seat? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
All right, Nathan and Mel, they need me in Scotland. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
You know that they're struggling | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
with Moses and the new baby on the way. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
Don't worry, Auntie, I can take care of myself for, | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
-what, like a week? -No. No, listen. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
I'm moving to Scotland. For good. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
-I know it's sudden, but... -When you going? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Tonight. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
-We're going to stay with them at first... -We? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
You're off your nut. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
Look, I've talked it through with your mum, | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
she thinks it's the best option. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
So... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
So I'm supposed to go to school today knowing that it's | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
the last time I will ever see my mates? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
So this is Elmsmere. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Where's the man with free jelly? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-Your mum just said that to get you on the bus. -Oh, what?! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
She is well sneaky. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
We've got to play this right. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
Who we get labelled as today is who we are for the next five years. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Jelly Man or no Jelly Man, I'm loving this place. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
-You've only just arrived. -Yeah? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Nobody's thrown anything at us yet. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
That is a step up from the last place. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Look - new school, new people. Like, we could be the cool ones. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
At the school where your sister's a teacher? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
How's it going to get out? Not like me and Lizzie look alike. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
That's one benefit from having different dads. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
-Maybe it'll get out cos she'll tell everyone. -Er...this way. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:31 | |
-But my map says that... registration's this way. -Short cut. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
You didn't HAVE to walk me to school, I'm not ACTUALLY a dog. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
I got walked to big school on my first day, so shut up, yeah? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
You're not getting special treatment | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
like some flippin' Princess Special Knickers. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
That how you speak to me now? That is well disrespectful. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
And you'd better behave yourself | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
and not embarrass us like you did at Kebab World. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
You can talk! You were totally one of the bad kids. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
I heard Mum and Dad say they were well ashamed, | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
-should've got you adopted. -I was, like, head girl. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
You'd better not get up to any mischief, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
or I'll tell Mum you put her fake eyelashes | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
in the bin because they reminded you of spiders. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
-Good luck, love you. -Shut up. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
-Nero, wait. -What?! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Agh! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Ow. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
I totally get why you would be angry, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
but your auntie can't be in two places at once. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
But why can't you look after me? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Er, that's... I don't really think... | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Forget it, man, you can't even look after yourself. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
CHILDREN LAUGH | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-Ah, Dexter. Pleasant summer? -Well, you know. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Have you heard? Andress has left. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-What? -Choke on a cake, did she? -CHUCKLING | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
I've been promoted, pending contract. Deputy head. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:55 | |
That woman stood in my way far too long. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Like a bollard with a perm. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
That's great, you must be pleased. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Yes, well, I feel as if the worm is turning, Mr Harris... | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-Lizzie...have you got... -Sorry, very busy. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Ooh. Ouch, Harris, such a ladies' man. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
I... | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Lizzie! Erm, Miss Baker. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
We had an agreement. At school, we keep our distance. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
But I've got news. Mrs Carter's moving to Scotland with Nero, | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
and I'm taking over their flat. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
We shouldn't even be working together now that we're... | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
You know. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
-Dating? -(You have to stay away from me.) | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
-It's not what it looks like. -We're just friends. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
More like colleagues. I was just, erm, getting... | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
..this mop. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Assembly in 15 minutes. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
-When do we start fires? -We don't start fires, we build them. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
Scouting is about self-discipline | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
and gaining a sense of belonging and responsibility. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
And tying people up with ropes. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
I cannot believe you've joined my troop. It's my worst nightmare. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
-Oh, nice, you going to enter? -Oh, you'd definitely win. -Yeah. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Yeah, I would, if I wasn't moving to Scotland. Tonight. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
-What? Why? -Some wacko scheme of my aunt's. Flippin' Scotland, fam! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
There's nothing wrong with Scotland. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
All the best people come from Scotland. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
-Wait, who's going to Scotland? -Is that like Poundland? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
-No. -All right, sheep-le? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-What's with the faces? -Nero. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
He's moving to Scotland. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
His aunt is making him go, tonight. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Some badult says you've gotta move and you just go along with it? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
This ain't fair. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Clem, is something else bothering you about Nero leaving? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Other than Nero totally failing to stand up to his oppressors? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
Sometimes...we think we're upset about one thing, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
but actually, it's something else. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Right, what he's saying is YOU have the hots for Nero. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
-Clem fancies Nero?! -You do what, now?! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
I do not! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
There's no shame in it. Even I fancy him a bit. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
I don't fancy him, I can't stand him. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
He's been following me around all summer like some weird little fish. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
What? She... | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
She is the one stalking me, OK? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Turning up to the cinema before I even got there? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Just keep away from me. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
-That's all I came over here to say anyway. -Fine, Clem, you know what? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
I've got better things to do on my last day | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
-than hang out with a gob on legs. OTHERS: -Ooh-hoo! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
The second you're out of here, nobody's even going to care, | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
you'll be forgotten. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
Hey, hey! Watch where you're walking! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
These lines are made out of paint. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
# It's like I don't even exist | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
# Why I feel invisible | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
# Why am I getting treated like this | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
# Like my feelings ain't worth nothing? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
# There was barely a discussion, now I'm leaving school with nothing | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
# And Clem giving me air like she doesn't even care if I go | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
# She stares through me like a ghost | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
# All my friends will forget me in a week or so | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
# No-one ever made Josh leave | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
# No, he left his mark, how's it feel? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
# You see, the words he embossed means that he is a legend for real | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
# But I was stripped of opportunity to be that | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
# Now they're going to refer to me as "that guy" | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
# What I gonna do now - go Scotland and start break-dancing to bagpipes? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
# Nah, I ain't that guy | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
# I can't let them take away what I love | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
# All my friends, all the jokes, all the fun | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
# And if I do have to go, I'mma leave a mark so big | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
# They won't forget who I was and | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
# Who I am, I've got a plan | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
# To paint my name across the whole school, man | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
# Graffiti my name, that's a grand gesture | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
# Clem won't forget me, but will Dexter? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
# Yeah, yes, I'm gonna make my mark | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-# I'm going to make mine... -I should have made it from the start | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
# I'm gon' make my... | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
# I said I'm gonna make my mark | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
# I'm gonna make my mark | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
# I should have made it from the start | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
# Yes, I'm gonna make my mark | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
# I'm gonna make my... | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
# I should have made it from the start | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
# Yeah, that's right, I said I'm gonna make my mark | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
# I should have made it from the start | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah. # | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
You've, erm, got rid of the big desk. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
I don't believe in barriers, Crispin. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
After all, we're one big happy team, aren't we? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Your predecessor used to bang on the top of hers when she got angry. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Oh. If you have to attack the furniture, | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
something has gone seriously wrong. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Chai latte. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Now, how would you feel about being my man in charge of discipline? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:24 | |
Well, an orderly school is a happy school. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
And we are long overdue an approach that actually works. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
You read my mind. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
-Elmsmere's record in that department has been somewhat... -Awful? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Lacking in vision. Now... | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
This... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
Thank you. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
..is my new discipline policy. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
I, er, probably won't need this. We seem to be on the same page. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
Totally! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
Oh, and maybe we could have a look at the detention room. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
See if we can... zhuzh it up a bit, mm? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
You can rely on me, Helena. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:04 | |
MR NUNN CHUCKLES | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Look, Clem, I shouldn't have snapped, but it is my last day, | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
-and... -She says she doesn't want to talk to you. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
'Cept she does really. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
You two should well snog. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Erm...who's that? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Hello, everybody. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
I'm Mrs Goodman, and I'm your new head teacher. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
-Now, I'm not going to bore you with a long speech. -Result! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
I just wanted to say, we're all going to have a lot | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
of fun together, and I personally can't wait! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
-Well, she seems nice. -It's a trick. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
-Got to be. -..to be YOUR school. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Somewhere that you can really make a difference | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
and really leave your mark. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
LAUGHTER AND MURMURING | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Well, that was a whole new definition of "short cut". | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
Sorry! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
-We got a bit lost. -And then...somebody needed a wee. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:21 | 0:13:22 | |
SOMEBODY was busting! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Well, you're here now, lovelies, and that's the main thing. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
Come sit. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
(Did we just get away with that?) | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
(Did she just call us..."lovelies"?) | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
OK, everybody, settle down. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Creeps - SO not cool. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
-MRS GOODMAN: -..we're all going to have a lot of fun! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
I just feel like I should grow up a bit. Get some responsibility. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Have you ever felt like that? | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
All I care about is why they don't make these biscuits | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
easy to get into. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
You know, I'm seeing how much Mrs Carter's family means to her. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
I don't want to just be by myself for the rest of my life. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
But then, what if she doesn't like living with me? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Who? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Who I've been talking about for the last ten minutes. Lizzie! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
Oh, Lizzie's a well rubbish name. What about Princess? Or Lady? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:24 | |
-Or Spirit? -What? -You can't call her Lizzie. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
What if she comes to live with me and gets cold feet? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-Booties. -I'm sorry? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
My aunt's dog wears booties when she's cold. And a hat. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
-Why are you talking to me anyway? -Because we're friends. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Oh. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
You want a biscuit? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
You know what? I'm fine. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Just needed to talk it through. Thanks, Isaac. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
If he wants a dog... he should just get a dog. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
Labelled as teacher's pets. It's the one thing I wanted to avoid. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
Well, that and braised liver. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Amber! Oh... Wait. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Insult...meet injury. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Come on, Darnesh. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Wait, where you going? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
We can't hang out with someone whose sister is a teacher. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Not now. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
Is this it? I mean... | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
It's the simplest knot there is. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Well, that's easy for you to say, you've GOT thumbs. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Everyone has got thumbs! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Could we tie Nero up in this? To stop him from leaving. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Oh, guys... I need your help. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Can I stop you there before you commit to something you'll regret? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
I'm going to write my name across the entire school. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Ain't no-one forgetting Nero. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
-Awesome. -Eli, as your patrol leader, I forbid you to get involved. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:57 | |
You can't tell him what to do. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
Sorry, mate. He's the boss. You do NOT want to see him pull rank. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
I know you're upset about being forced to leave. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
But this is a waste of your last day. It's stupid. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
You know what's stupid? Waking up one day | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
and getting told everything you knew is changing. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
-I understand that. -You know what, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
if you two mutts don't want to help me out, | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
I'll just do it by myself. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
Could I have a little help? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
This is great. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
The perfect first day for someone who loves total social isolation. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
What even was that embarrassment at assembly? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
You're like the teachers' actual friend or something, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
you're like the teachers' bestest buds. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
We are not the teachers' best buds. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Yeah, I'm too cool to be a teacher's best bud. Ask anyone. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
-Hot. Hot, hot... -Let's just go. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
Would a teacher's best bud do this? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
PUPILS: Ohh! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
What is the meaning of this? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Do you know who I am? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Stinky McStink-Weasel? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
-PUPILS GASP -What? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
I suppose you'd better give me a detention then, sir. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
And my mates, because they put me up to it. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Oh, a detention will be the least of your worries. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Er, Mr Bell, a word? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
New students - maybe give them time to settle in? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Did you hear the way she spoke to me? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Don't let my sister stop you from being proper harsh, sir. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
She's your sister? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
Maybe we can chalk this up to first-day teething troubles. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Detention - now. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
-I deserve it. -I don't know what's going on here. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
Sort it out between the two of you. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Thanks a lot(!) | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
Aww, so now you're Ding-Dong's best bud as well. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Utterly tradge. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-Isaac. -Mind the floor. I'm shining it. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
I've been thinking some more about Lizzie. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
-About her coming to live with me. -And? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
The point is, I've been on my own for too long. I'm lonely. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Maybe, but it's not like you can have a proper conversation | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
with one, though. Not like a mate. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
But she is a mate. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
They just roll over, wanting their bellies tickled. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-I mean, who does that? -Erm, sorry, what? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
I suppose it's nice when you come home | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
and they're waiting for you and they jump up and lick your face. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
And you've got a girlfriend who does that? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
-No! Are you having a go? -No! Look, I'm going to do it. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:58 | |
-What's the worst that can happen? -She can bite you. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Human enzymes work best at 37 degrees centigrade. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:12 | |
The usual temperature of the human body. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Enzymes accelerate, or catalyse, chemical reactions. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:19 | |
The molecules at the beginning of the process... | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
This is spiralling out of control. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Almost all metabolic processes in the cell need enzymes. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:31 | |
Your voice is well sending me to sleep. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
I may as well just go home. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
PUPILS GASP | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Outside, now! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
Yeah, that's the idea. To put my feet up. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Nobody say a word, or move, until I get back. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:58 | |
You're putting me in an impossible situation. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-Why are you doing this? -You've got to back off. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
I can't be looking like I'm best buds with all the teachers. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Especially not since one of them is my sister. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Give me detention, make it public, | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
and I won't tell anyone about you and Dexter. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
(I see.) | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
-LOUD: -Detention! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
For a week! And I'll be writing to your parents | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
to let them know exactly what you've been up to! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Hey! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
-A week? -You want to argue? That's two weeks. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
-No, but... -A month. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
DARNESH LAUGHS | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
For you and your friends. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Wait a go. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
As I was saying - human enzymes... | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Oh, detention-room makeover. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
So the students are as uncomfortable and unhappy as possible. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
Erm... | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
I appreciate the effort you've gone to. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Thank you. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
But... | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
we have an opportunity here to really rewrite the rules. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:32 | |
To make them stricter? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
You did read my discipline policy? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
Y-Yes. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Well, you know, most of it. I-I-I glanced. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
We want to motivate the students, not punish them. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
Have you met the students? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
What they need more than anything is a buddy. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
Someone whose shoulder they can cry on. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
-Detention? -You are going to be brilliant. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:07 | |
I have a sense of these things. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
So, what is the plan? A million lines? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
Standing in the corner? A big, long essay? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:23 | |
On respect? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
You might never see him again. Except, like, in telepathic dreams. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:37 | |
Alternatively, Skype. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
-So you need to tell him you fancy him. -I don't fancy him, shut up! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
-Nero's going to do something stupid! -Oh, big surprise(!) | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
We need your help to tie him up. Stop him, I meant stop him. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
We can't let Nero's final act at Elmsmere | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
be self-destructive acting out. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
-We need to show him how much we care. -Someone else has got a crush. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:58 | |
-We have to do something! -Nero's going down in flames? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
All the better. Count me out. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
PUPILS LAUGH | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
Oi, stop that now! This paint's for the footy pitch! | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
What are you doing? | 0:23:10 | 0:23:11 | |
-Nero, this is criminal damage, what were you thinking? -Like you care. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
Luckily, I stopped him before he got too far. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
-Right, get him! -We're too late. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-Forget this, man. -Oi, where do you think you're going, Johnson? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
-Detention. -This ain't my school no more. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
-LIZZIE: -(Dexter...) | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
-MR NUNN: -Have you seen this? I'm not sorting this out, it's your job. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
I just want to say sorry for earlier. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
I know I can be a bit...uptight. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
There's no reason we can't act like we're friends at school. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Now, what was it you wanted to ask me? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
-Hey! Hey, Nero! -Wait, we're sorry! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
-Nero, wait! -Nero! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:48 | |
# I guess things are at their best | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
# I'm going to ask Lizzie to move in, she's going to say yes | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
# This is great, all I wished for finally came around | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
# I should really smile, so why do I have a frown? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
# Can you truly be happy when you know something isn't right? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
# Yeah, when somebody's unhappy | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
# It gets hard to sleep through the night | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
# And I know something's missing in here | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
# Yeah, when I'm feeling unhappy | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
# Oh, feeling unhappy, yeah | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
# Lizzie moving in would be a brilliant thing | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
# But what about Nero? I've got to think of him | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
# A fresh start is all I've wanted for ages | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
# But if Nero leaves, he'll be surrounded by strangers | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
# Just not right, he needs some stability | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
# The thought of him being unhappy is killing me | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
# Lizzie means the world to me | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
# But if that little man goes | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
# Something's missing in my world, you see | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
# Can you truly be happy when you know something isn't right? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
# Something isn't right | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
# When somebody's unhappy, it gets hard to sleep through the night | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
# Sleep through the night | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
-BOTH: -# And I know something's missing here | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
# When I'm feeling unhappy | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
# Feeling unhappy, yeah, yeah. # | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Let's talk about it tomorrow. I think Nero needs me right now. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Nero! Nero, hang on! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
CHUCKLING: Yeah. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Tell me, ahem...how do you feel? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
Totally...weirded...out. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
Tell me, are you less likely to be disruptive now that we have | 0:25:45 | 0:25:50 | |
spent this quality time...together? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
Outside of the formal school environment. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
Are you going to take us for chicken every time | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
we get into trouble? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
Yes. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
Or the cinema, or a concert. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
Then less. Definitely less disruptive. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
Good. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
So let's just get this over with as quickly as possible. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Teacher's best buds! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
-I'll miss you. -I'm going to miss you too. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
So much. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Promise me you'll stay in touch. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
-I will always be here. -I know. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
I'm really going to miss you. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
Same, man. Same. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
TAXI ENGINE STARTS | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
-# Can't live with them -And you can't kick them out | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
# When you're up, they rub it in your face | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
# Kick you when you're down | 0:27:54 | 0:27:55 | |
-# But when no-one understands them -You know what they're on about | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
-# Always gonna be around -Got to find a common ground | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
# If you know so much about me | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
# Where do I go from here? | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
# You see 'em every day, you could never get away | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
# Only time that you're the boss - four o'clock. # | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 |