Mr Ice Cream Head Bear Behaving Badly


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BELL RINGS

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-Are you liking the new

-FARP-FARP

-Ice Creams?

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-Too right, bro!

-Good.

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But don't tell Beatrice and Prank

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-you like

-FARP-FARP

-Ice Creams more than Mr Prank's.

-Yum-yum!

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-Nev, duck! Quick! Hide the

-FARP-FARP!

-Hide it!

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Yuckie-duckie!

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Listen, Beatrice. According to my figures,

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we've only sold two cones and one tub of strawberry ripple all week.

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And no orders on my ice-cream hotline for a month!

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It's those Farp-Farp Ices. They're taking over.

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Well, the good news is that having so much free time has meant

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I've come up with some new recipes,

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including my new and original mango and marmalade flavour.

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This will get people buying Prank's.

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It had better, or you'll be looking for a new job.

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-RADIO:

-'Farp-Farp Ices are proud to announce

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'a new addition to our premier range -

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'marmalade and mango ice cream!'

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-Marmalade?

-And mango?

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'Farp-Farp Ices are the best!'

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Well, that's it, Beatrice. You're fired.

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You can't do that! Not when I...

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Ah! I've thought of a way to get your ice cream business back on top.

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-How?

-By making a Prank's Ices advert all of our own.

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-Mmm!

-Tell you what - you've got to love the Farp-Farp, mate.

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Marmalade and mango is my new favourite flavour.

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-I love Farp-Farp Ices.

-Groovy!

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Aa-aa-tchoo!

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MR PRANK GROWLS

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Oh. I see you're eating Farp-Farp Ices. So, Mr Barney,

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that's why the bear hasn't pestered me for ice cream the past few weeks.

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-Hello, Mr Angry Pants.

-Oh, Mr Angry Pants... Andy Prank. Beatrice, hi.

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Sorry. I can explain.

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-Forget it. We need your help to do a TV advert.

-What are you selling?

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Me.

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-You?

-Grrr!

-But...

-No "buts"!

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We make a TV advert for Prank's Ices by this evening,

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or Beatrice will be looking for a job tomorrow.

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Heh-heh-heh!

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-Good day.

-Mmm. Yum-yum!

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-Ouch!

-Hold still.

-Barney!

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-For the record, Farp-Farp Ices clearly stick like glue.

-Yum-yum!

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I've been thinking. You know how Nev loves ice cream more than anything?

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-Mm-hm.

-He should direct the advert.

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-Action! Action!

-More action? Certainly.

-Ow!

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-Barney!

-How's that?

-The word you're looking for is "cut", Nev.

-Cut! Cut!

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-Why didn't you say so?

-Dear, oh, dear!

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As director, you have to say "cut" and "action" in the right places.

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-Are you OK to operate the camera, Beatrice?

-Sure.

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-We'll make a great team, won't we, Nev?

-Too right, bro!

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Did I hear you're making a TV advert? What do I do?

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Keith, what do you do? Well, you could be...editor.

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Oh! Perfect! I've always wanted to be one of them.

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What do they do?

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You stick the pictures together so the advert looks great.

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-I get the picture, mate.

-Very funny(!)

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We need a jingle. Every good advert has a jingle.

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-# Do-do-do, do-do-do. #

-Just like that.

-OK, let's do it.

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OK, are we ready, recording guys?

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One, two, three, four.

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THEY PLAY A JAUNTY TUNE

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-Cut!

-No, Nev. You say "action".

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-Oh.

-Let's try that again. One, two, three, four.

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-Action!

-Thank you.

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# Mr Prank the ice-cream man Drives his ice-cream van

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# We see him here, see him there So be prepared to shout... #

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-Angry Pants!

-# Andy Prank, the ice-cream man... #

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-Angry Pants!

-# The bestest, favouritest

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# Ice-cream man in town. #

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Prank's Ices make you smile.

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-MUSIC DRAWS TO A CLOSE

-Yum-yum!

-Big finish.

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What do you reckon, Bea? Oh, quick.

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-Oh. Cut!

-Brilliant. We just need the rest of the ad to be as good.

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I've got to have the ad at the TV studios by 7pm. Will it be ready?

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-Trust us, Barney. We're a top TV team.

-Aye-aye, captain.

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Prank's Ice Cream advert, scene one, take one.

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Take one? Oh. Don't mind if I do.

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Cut!

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-No, Nev, it's "action".

-Oops. Action!

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Welcome...

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to the wonderful world of Prank's.

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My name is Prank -

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Andrew Prank -

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the ice-cream man.

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Introducing the one and...

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Ah-hem!

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Introducing the...

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-Intro...

-Cut!

-Oh!

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Yes, yes, cut. Mr Ice Cream Head is having problems with his cone.

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-You'll just have to wait.

-Action!

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No, it's "cut" when you... Mr Ice Cream who?

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Eh? Oh. Ah-ha! Mr Ice Cream Head.

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He's one of my costume characters.

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Farp-Farp Ices don't have those.

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Now, then,

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allow me to introduce Mr...

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-..Ice Cream Head!

-Can't scare me!

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Prank's Ices are better than the rest.

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Aaaagh!

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Calm down! There's nothing to be scared of.

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Look. >

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Phew! It isn't half hot in there.

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Aaaagh!

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Meeow!

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-Aaaaagh...

-THUD!

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It's gonna be a long day.

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-Can't scare me!

-Good.

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-What do directors say when they want filming to start?

-Action!

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-Perfect. And when they want to stop?

-Action!

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-No. "Action" means start.

-Action.

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"Cut" means stop. OK?

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-Cut!

-Great!

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Take your positions for scene two.

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-Nev, let's go.

-Sorry, Beetroot.

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Er...action!

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Ah! Well, Mr Ice Cream Head, why don't you come into the kitchen

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and tell us what delicious Prank's Ice Creams you're making today.

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Cut!

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CLATTER!

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Action!

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CRASH!

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-You...

-Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!

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Action!

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Ah. This is the kitchen where all the Prank's Ice Cream magic happens.

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Ready, Mr Ice Cream Head? HE YAWNS

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Mr Ice Cream Head makes all the delicious ice creams.

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Take it...away.

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MACHINE WHIRRS

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MACHINE OFF Oh...!

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Who...took the lid... off the juicer?

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Atchoo!

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-Cut.

-HE SMACKS HIS LIPS

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-Bah!

-Er...oh.

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Bouncer Boy...

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-Bandit.

-Meeeow!

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Fetch! Ha!

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Aaagh!

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Action!

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-So...

-Aaagh!

-..remember, viewers,

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it doesn't matter what time of day or night -

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-there's always time...

-Aaagh!

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..for a Prank. Heh-heh-heh!

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Aagh! Cut!

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Here's the tape, Keith. Hopefully we've got something good.

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-If it's there, I'll find it.

-Nev will be down later to see it.

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-I'll get cracking.

-I'd better get back to my day job.

-See you.

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What do you think of the ad, Nev?

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-# ..Favouritest ice-cream man... #

-Pants!

-Exactly, cobber.

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The jingle's good, but the rest is missing. What were you doing, Nevvy?

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Action! Cut! Cut! Action! Cut!

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Oh, I thought so! You said "cut" when you should've said "action"

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and "action" when you should've said "cut".

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Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

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Old Angry Pants' advert stinks worse than a dingo's doo-doo.

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But...Beetroot.

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Neither of us wants her to lose her job. But things ain't looking good.

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Oh, help!

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If you're going to help Beatrice, film another advert.

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-Or she's for the chop.

-Do it for Beatrice, Nev. Action!

-Yeah. Yeah.

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Again! Again! Again!

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-What? You wanna film the advert all over again?

-Now, please.

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Oh, OK. But we'll have to film it in secret.

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Angry Pants mustn't know we messed it up.

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-Yeah-yeah!

-Hey! We could be like secret spy reporters.

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Oh! Secret.

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Yeah. We'll hide our camera and film the ad like a reality TV show.

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-Oh, groovy!

-Exciting.

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-Shh!

-Shh!

-Secret.

-Shh!

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Now, remember, I'll only start filming when you say the word.

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So what is it?

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-Action.

-Yeah, correct, but shh! Not so loud.

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-(Action.)

-Perfect!

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Here we go.

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That's very good, Beatrice.

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Now, you do the washing up and I'll have a spot of late lunch.

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Hungry.

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HE SNIFFS

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Hungry pants!

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Atchoo!

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Yucky.

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Oh... Oh... There we are, Beatrice.

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All ready for the freezer.

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-Thanks for helping, Mr Prank.

-My pleasure.

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Cut!

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This certainly is reality TV, Nevvy.

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Shh! Here we go again, Nevvy.

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(Action.)

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Oh! These ice cream scoops are a pain.

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Use them once and they need cleaning again.

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Bandit, make yourself useful and lick that clean for me, will you?

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Urgh! Gross!

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Pure icky.

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Ooh, customer, three o'clock.

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OK, well done, Bandit. More spoons for you to lick clean later.

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Go and get yourself ready, Mr Ice Cream Head, for your big entrance.

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MR PRANK LAUGHS

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Hello, little boy.

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Argh!

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SHE SCREAMS LOUDLY

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What did I do wrong? Nothing, dear nephew.

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Remember the motto by which generations of Pranks have lived.

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The customer is always...wrong.

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-Easy-peasy. I think we've filmed enough. Do you agree?

-Yeah-yeah.

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-Let's go to my flat.

-RUN!

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VIDEO TAPE WHIRRS

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What an advert!

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Finish, quick.

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I just need one more shot of you, Nevvy, and I'm done.

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OK, Keith.

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As you are Prank's Ices' number one fan, I want to finish the ad

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with a shot of you doing a taste test.

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Take a lick from the tub and tell the camera

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what you think of Prank's Ice Cream. OK?

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Too right, bro.

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And...action!

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Er...Nev, mate? Save some for me!

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Mmm, yum-yum.

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Er...Nevvy! That's enough!

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Nev! Just tell me what you think of the ice cream!

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HE BURPS

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Yum-yum!

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And...cut.

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Perfect. That's a wrap.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Unit one to base control. Have arrived at destination. Over.

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"OK, Postie."

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Oh, and just in the nick of time.

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Postie's here to collect the tape.

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-Hi.

-Hello. I've come to pick up a parcel for the TV studios.

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Parcel? You must mean the advert. Nev should be bringing it up now.

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Oh! Thank you.

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-Now, please.

-OK.

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Ah, Postie! Is that the tape of my advert?

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Your advert?!

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Yes. It's the future of Prank's Ices. Get it to the TV studio quick.

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Don't you worry. I shall keep it safe, right here, next to my heart.

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-And I shall run all the way.

-Oh, right.

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You both look very posh. Are you off somewhere nice?

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Oh, yes. I've decided to celebrate the success my advert will bring

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by taking my nephew and Bandit out for a slap-up supper.

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You'll miss the ad.

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No, we'll be back in time. Seven o'clock.

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And it better be good, Beatrice.

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Bear.

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HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

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Atchoo!

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Oh, and by the way, I've decided to take Mr Ice Cream Head out on the van

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instead of you from now on, Beatrice.

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-He's such a smash hit with the customers.

-Oh!

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Byezie bye.

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-Meeow.

-Typical.

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Bbbrrrrrrrr.

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I wonder where Mr Prank is. I'd hate him to miss the advert.

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-DOOR SLAMS

-Gotta hide!

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We're back!

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Pizzas all round.

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Gotta celebrate now that the business is on the up and up and up and up.

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Thanks, Mr Prank.

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Hey, the ad break's on!

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Wackadoo!

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Quiet!

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'# Mr Prank, the ice cream man In his jolly van

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-'# They see him here and there... #

-Welcome.'

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Look, it's me!

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I'm a TV star.

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-It's all started very well, Mr...

-Shh!

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-'# Be prepared to shout... #

-Angry pants!'

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What's that bear doing in MY advert?!

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-Uh-oh.

-Shh!

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-KEITH:

-'If you love ice cream, you'll love a Prank.'

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He's right, you know, you will.

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Wait a minute. Why's he talking Australian?

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Shh!

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Shh!

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Shh!

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'Prank's Ices are made to high standards.'

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Who...filmed...that?

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NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY Atchoo!

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Shh!

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'At Prank's Ices, we love ice cream as much as you.'

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Pure icky.

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'Especially Mr Ice Cream Head, who's there to make our customers happy.'

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That's me! I'm Mr Ice Cream Head.

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'# Andy Prank, the ice cream man... #

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'Angry pants!

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'Prank's Ices. They put a smile on your face.'

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NEV BURPS

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'Yum-yum!'

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Uh-oh!

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That was just brilliant!

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Loved that advert. Beatrice, Nev, that was cool.

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That was mainly Nev's work.

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-Yeah-yeah!

-Hey, and me, too!

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And as far as adverts go, it's very...

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different, Nev.

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Don't you think, Mr Prank?

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Are you OK, Mr Prank?

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A... Ah...

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Atchoo!

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Bear! Come here!

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Argh!

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Do you mind if I chase your bear around, Mr Barney, sir?

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Wouldn't you rather get your phone?

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-No!

-I'll get it, shall I?

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Hello, Mr Prank's Ices.

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Oh, thank you very much. We liked it, too.

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How many?!

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You want to order 19 cases of vanilla ice cream...

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and 16 strawb...

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I'll take that now. Thank you very much.

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Hello?

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Hello, yes. Yes, this is Mr Prank.

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Oh, yes, the guy off the television.

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Yes. The funniest ad you've ever seen? Thank you, we aim to please.

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Argh!

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Goodbye, thank you very much.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Oh, you'd like to order 19 tubs of strawberry what?

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Yes, and you thought the blue bear was cute

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and I should replace Ice Cream Head with him?

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Well, OK. We'll give it some thought.

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Thank you very much. Goodbye.

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-What about the bear?

-What about him? We have work to do. Come on.

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Phewee!

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And Beatrice, make sure you're in work early tomorrow.

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PHONE RINGS Hello? Yes, hang on.

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It's going to be a busy old day.

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Will do.

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Yes. 19? OK.

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Hey, job done, Beatrice.

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BOTH: Tip-top-eroo!

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THEY BOTH LAUGH

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-Shall we?

-Shall.

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MUSIC STARTS

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# Mr Prank, the ice cream man In his ice cream van

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# We see him here and there so be prepared to shout...

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# Angry pants!

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-# Andy Prank, the ice cream man

-Angry pants!

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# Andy Prank, the bestest, favouritest ice cream man

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# Ooooohhhhh!

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# Angry pants! #

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-Nice song, mate. High five.

-Groovy!

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Angry pants!

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