The Not So Happy Camper Big and Small
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# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# It doesn't matter if you're big or small | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
-# You've got it, Big -Why, thank you, Small! # | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
-BOTH: -# Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
-# It makes no difference what size you are! -Nice | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
-# Cos here we are we're Big and Small! -Yeah! # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
OK, that goes there, and that goes there. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
-Ha! -OK, Camp Fun. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
-Pitch tents, win badges and impress moose. Or is it mooses? -I dunno. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
Ten thrills a second, guaranteed. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
This looks exciting! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
Oh, it is, Big. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Don't feel TOO bad when I win, I'm the best at camping games. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:56 | |
But just watch and learn and then maybe, someday, you'll win. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:02 | |
Gotcha. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
Ahem, ahem! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
What are you doing? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
I'm practising my victory dance! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Go, Small! Go, Small! Go, Small, go, Small, go, Small! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
OK... | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Wow! Look at that, I win again, Small. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
This is the worst game I've ever played. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
It should be called Camp No Fun! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Oh, don't feel bad. I think I'm just naturally good at camping games. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm naturally better at REAL camping! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
You've never been camping! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Yes I have! One time. When you weren't looking. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
I went camping! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
I even got the Best Camper Guy Ever prize. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
I'll go and get it. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
CRASHING NOISES | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
See? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Did you just make that? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
OK, if you don't believe that I'm the best camper guy ever, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
the only way to prove it to you is to prove it to you. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
So pack your bags, Big, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
we're going camping! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Nice! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
The air is very fresh. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Yep. The rock sounds rocky. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
This is it, Big. This is the perfect place to put our tent. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
Why do I have to carry everything? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
OK, one tent coming right up, Big. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Um... | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
That's the stretchy rope that you tie to the... | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Big, every best camper guy knows about stretchy ropes, OK? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:10 | |
You, um. Tie them to trees... | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
so the tent will be...tenty. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Actually, you're supposed to attach that to the ground. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Big! The first rule of camping...is... | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
I'm the best tent-putter-upper! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Small! Small, are you OK? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
I'm fine. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Just getting some firewood. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Oh, good. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Do you think I should set up the tent before it gets dark? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
Yeah, me too. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
OK... | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Hey, Small. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
You set up the whole camp site! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Yeah. Did you get some firewood? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Yeah, yeah... | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
There. See? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Oh, great. You can put it over there. With the other firewood. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
And I made scrambled eggs and ketchup! Your favourite! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
Big, every best camper guy, ever, which is me, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
knows that you never cook scrambled eggs with ketchup on it | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
when you're camping. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
No, no, the first rule of camping... | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
I think you already did the first rule. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
The SECOND rule of camping... | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
is you eat BEANS! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
From a tin! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Ha! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
OK, let me see here... | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
This lid is too tight! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Come! Out! Beans! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Come! Out! BEANS! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
I had a tin opener. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Delicious. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
Mmm, perfect. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
Ha! Yeah! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Hey, Small...would you like to hear...my campfire song? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:38 | |
Yeah! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
But only after you hear mine! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
AH! OK, OK, let me see. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
# This is a song about camping | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
# And how Small is good at camping | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
# And...something, something Something rhymes with camping | 0:05:56 | 0:06:01 | |
# The-e-e e-nd! # | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
That was...good. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
-That was good, I'll just... -Here you go. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
I'll just play my song here. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
# There ain't nothing like camping And I do declare | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
# Camping's mighty fine Nothing can compare | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
# To sleeping in a tent With the wind blowing free | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
# Give me trees, rocks and rivers It's the camping life for me | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
# Give me outdoor living Camping can't be beat | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
# Send me to that scenery To nature's greenery | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
# Smell that country air So sweet | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
# We got rabbits, racoons Muskrats and moles | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
# All kinds of critters Sitting in the hole | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
# If I want music Got a guitar on my hand | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
# Get those hootin' tootin' owls All joining in my band | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
# Just give me outdoor living Camping can't be beat | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
# Send me to that scenery To nature's greenery | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
# Smell that country air So sweet | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
# I've got a sleeping roll A tent, a fork and a knife | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
# That's all I need for camping It's a simple life | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
# Sitting round the fire Yes siree-e-e | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
# I'm a nature boy Living wild and free | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
# Just give me outdoor living Camping can't be beat | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
# Send me to that scenery To nature's greenery | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
# Smell that country air So sweet | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
# Yeah, smell that country air So sweet! # | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Woo-hoo! What'd you think? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
It was too rhymey. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Oh. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
And anyway, it's time for bed. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Which you'd know, Big, if you knew anything about camping. Chop-chop! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
Oh. OK. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
SNORING | 0:07:36 | 0:07:41 | |
Big. BIG! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
What are you doing? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
I totally forgot the best part about camping! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
-We've got to tell spooky stories! -Get that light out of my face! | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
I'll start, OK? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Boo! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
Boo. BOO! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Small, I'm trying to sleep! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Boo, boodly boo! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
BOOOO! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
-BOO! -SMALL! -What, are you scared? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Give me the torch, now. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
No way. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Cos...best camper guys always have torches. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Give me that torch! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
-Get off! -Give it up! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
You give that torch to me! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Not my torch! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
Big, look what you made me do! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Oh, you know what, Small? I have to sleep. I'm going home. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Well, if you don't want to camp with an expert, maybe you SHOULD leave! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:49 | |
Fine. I will. Goodbye. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Goodbye. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
Who needs Big? I don't. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
I'm the best camper guy ever. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
CHIRPING | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Crickets! Stop cricketing! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
CHIRPING | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Stop your cricketing! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Stop it! Grr! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
Fine. If Small wants to be that way, | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
I'm gonna have a nice cup of cocoa, and sleep in a nice warm bed. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
Stop it! Stop it, stop it, stop it! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
That's better. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
AAARGH! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
All I've ever wanted in my whole life was to be good at camping! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:31 | |
Is that too much to ask? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
I suppose the only thing I'm good at | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
is being wrapped up in this tent forever. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
SMALL CRIES | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
You OK in there? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
I suppose. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
I'm sorry, Big. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Here. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
You should have this. Because you're the best camper guy ever. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
Not me. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
Well, thanks, Small. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
Remember, you're good at lots of things that I'm not. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
Name one. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Well, like coming up with great ideas, like camping. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
Oh! I suppose that's true! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Do you wanna keep camping? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Yeah, I'd love to. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
-Come on in, Big! -Coming aboard! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
All right! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Big, if you teach me how to camp better than you, | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
-can I have my prize back? -Of course. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
-Goodnight, Small. -Goodnight. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
-Small, do you think we should set the tent back up? -Good idea. -Probably! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:45 | |
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