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# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall

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# It doesn't matter if you're big or small

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# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all

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-# You've got it, Big!

-Why, thank you, Small! #

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-BOTH:

-# Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope

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# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope

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# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star

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-# It makes no difference what size you are!

-Nice!

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# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all

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-# Cos here we are we're Big and Small!

-Yeah! #

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Well, I don't know about that, Mr Cow.

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I may be a tiny kangaroo but I have a very loud kazoo!

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He-he-he. Did you hear that, Small?

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She's a tiny kangaroo but she has a loud kazoo. He-he.

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-Yep, I heard.

-He-he-he.

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And with that Hopalong Sue played a little jig.

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And the cow who wouldn't go to bed started dancing.

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He-he-he.

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He danced his way right back into the barn where Sue

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-tucked him in and turned out the light.

-Shhhwww.

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Goodbye, Hopalong Sue. Until tomorrow. Same time, same station.

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Oh, Hopalong Sue! Oh!

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I just love this show! He-he! I love this show!

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HE SIGHS

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We interrupt this radio fanfare for an important announcement.

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The Hopalong Sue radio show will actually not be back tomorrow.

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-What?

-Because Sue is going on holiday.

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She'll see you next week. Bye-bye.

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Bye-bye. Wait a minute! A week?

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An entire week with no Sue!

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Oh, I will miss her so much!

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-Big, she's a kangaroo on the radio.

-Yes.

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Whereas me, I'm a small and I'm right here.

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Oh, I know, Small, I know. But she makes me laugh, see? Look, look!

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Today's show registered a six on the laugh-o-meter.

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-Wow!

-A six? Oh, Big. I could do so much better than that.

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HE COUGHS

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Well? I'm waiting.

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-For what?

-For you to make me laugh more than a six.

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Oh, all right, OK. Umm...

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Let me see. Oh, I got it! I got it, OK!

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A moose and a goose went on holiday!

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HE SIGHS

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That's a nought, Small.

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OK, then. Oh, I got it, Big! I got it!

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Heblengynyny!

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Heblengynyny!

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Ha-ha! What did you think about that? It's my funniest face.

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Still a nought.

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-Are you sure that thing is working?

-Oh, I'm sure.

-All right,

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-I'll be right back, OK? I'll be right back.

-OK.

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The great Houderini has arrived!

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He'll startle you with feats of magic and will also make you laugh!

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha!

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I will now produce, from thin air, a talking camel.

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I said, a talking camel.

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-HE SIGHS

-Did you break my wand?

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-You broke it, didn't you?

-I don't think magic wands are really magic.

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-I think they're just pretend.

-Well, I'm not giving up.

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I'm going to get ten from that meter or my name isn't Houderini!

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# There's no silly joke that I wouldn't do

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# Cos when Big laughs out loud I'm happy too

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# Put my head in a bucket and then

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# He laughs till he aches

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# Let's do it again

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# Painting on whiskers and curled up on a mat

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# Then Big comes along and he thinks I'm a cat

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# There's no silly joke that I wouldn't do

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# Cos when Big laughs out loud I'm happy too

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# Telling tall stories and tickling his toes

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# With a big moustache at the end of my nose

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# When he saw socks that were baked in a cake

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# He laughed so loud I felt the whole house shake

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# There's no silly joke that I wouldn't do

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# Cos when Big laughs out loud I am happy too

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# There's no silly joke that I wouldn't do

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# Cos when Big laughs out loud I'm happy too

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# When Big laughs out loud... #

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Ha-ha-ha! Yeah.

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# I'm happy too. Yeah! #

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How to make Big laugh! I've got it! Oh-ho-ho!

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Yeah, this is going to be great. And also, hilarious! Ha-ha-ha!

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It's funny already. It's already...

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Oh, I'm going to need some coconuts, a kazoo, oh, and a slipper.

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He-he-he.

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He-he-he. Hmm?

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Didn't I have two slippers?

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Hmmm.

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We have a slipper.

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And we are ready!

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Woo-hoo! Ha-ha! OK.

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CLEARS THROAT

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Attention, Big! Attention, Big!

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Is that the radio?

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This is the radio here to inform you that Hopalong Sue

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is back from holiday! Hooray!

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COCONUTS CLACK

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Hooray!

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-Is this for real?

-Yes. It's for real.

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Now sit back and enjoy the show

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and be sure to turn on the laugh-o-meter.

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Oh! It's on. He-he, yeah.

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I can't believe Sue is back from holiday already.

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This is great! He-he-he.

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Today's show introduces a brand-new character named Hopalong Small.

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Wha...?

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Hopalong Small.

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He-he-he. OK.

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That's what we said, Hopalong Small.

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Now, one day Hopalong Sue was sick.

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HE COUGHS

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And she was completely not able to work

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so she asked Hopalong Small to watch the cows.

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Good day, Hopalong Small.

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-Will you take over for me because I sure would appreciate it?

-He-he-he.

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I'd be quite happy to, Sue.

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-Because I'm quite good with cows, if I do say so myself.

-Hmm.

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And because Hopalong Small was so good with cows he gave them grass.

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And corn crunchy cereal, which they loved, for dinner.

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CRUNCHING

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He-he-he!

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He-he-he!

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-This is a great story so far!

-I know. So, what does the meter say?

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-Three.

-Urgh!

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That's not enough!

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OK, so after the cows ate they went out to play in the grass.

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And they played tag and skipping. And they played with games.

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And they jumped, they even tap danced a little like this.

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He-he-he. That's funny.

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I know. So, what does the meter say now?

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-Oh, 3 1/2.

-Is that all?

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Blah-blah-blah! Then, suddenly there was a storm.

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A huge storm.

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Wooo! Wooooo! The wind was whooshing and the cows were stamping.

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Yeah, OK. So, Hopalong Small decided to play the kazoo.

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To get all the cows dancing. One, two, three and a...

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BLOWS KAZOO

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He-he-he.

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BLOWS KAZOO

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Hey! The meter's at five, Small. Oh, I mean, radio announcer. He-he-he.

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Now you're talking! OK.

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Then the wind got really strong and the dancing cows got really fast.

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He-he-he.

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Moo-moo-moo! MOO! MOO!

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Uh, oh! Oh. Ow! Ah!

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He-he-he!

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Oh! Ow! Oh! Ah!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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-Ahhhhh!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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This is hilarious!

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I cant..turn...this...thing...off!

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He-he-he.

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Wah! Ah! Oh!

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-He-he.

-He-he-he.

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-He-he-he.

-He-he.

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha!

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THEY LAUGH

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-HE-HE-HE.

-Ha-ha!

-That was great.

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-That was the most I've laughed ever, Small.

-He-he-he.

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Hey, Small, you broke the meter!

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-You were too funny.

-I told you. I told you I could do it.

-He-he-he.

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Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing. He-he.

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Yeah, me too. You know what, let's not laugh for a while. Yeah.

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THEY LAUGH

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