Episode 13 Buzz and Tell

'It's time again for the buzziest thing on telly

'that isn't a beehive or a door buzzer - it's Buzz & Tell!'

CHEERING

'Here's your unflappable flipper of the fact file...

'Walter Flipstick!' CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello and welcome to the show that buzzes and tells -

it's Buzz & Tell.

Now let's meet the contestants.

I'm Melanie Wiggles, and I'm studying large potatoes.

I'm Karl, and I am the same size as a large potato.

I'm Henrietta Peck, and I can pick up ten seeds in my beak.

I'm Charles Cheese, and cheesy cheese is the cheese for me,

-if you please!

-CHEERING

I'm Mr Biscuits,

and I'm looking for a packet of biscuits I think I left on the bus.

That's everyone. So, straight into the first round -

it's the missing word round.

What is the missing word in this rhyme?

"The owl and the pussycat went to...?"

BUZZER 'Mr Biscuits!'

The kitchen.

No, I'm afraid not, Mr Biscuits. Here's a clue -

it's rhymes with "tea".

BUZZER 'Henrietta Peck!'

Key.

-No.

-BUZZER

-'Melanie Wiggles.'

-Flea.

No.

-BUZZER 'Karl.'

-Nutty.

-No.

-BUZZER

-'Charles Cheese.'

-Sea!

Yes, well done, Charles Cheese. One point to you!

-CHEERING

-Now for the next question.

It's our picture round. Look at this and tell me what it is.

BUZZER

-'Henrietta Peck!'

-It's a thin person with a really silly haircut.

No, Henrietta, sorry.

Oh, Mr Walter, I know this, I know!

Buzzer, Karl, remember!

Oh, yes, sorry, Mr Walter!

BUZZER

-'Karl!'

-It's a hammer.

Er, you can't clean your teeth with a hammer, Karl.

BUZZER Mr Biscuits!

Er, I know this, it's, erm...

Erm, teeth...brush... Um...

Oh...please! You're nearly there, Mr Biscuits...

BUZZER

-'Henrietta Peck.'

-I think I know. Hang on...

Ooh...!

Have to hurry you, Henrietta.

Ooooh!

GASPING

CHICK SPEAKS: It's a toothbrush.

Yes! Well done, Henrietta and chick. One point to you!

Now time for our numbers round.

Listen carefully.

If I have four cakes on my plate,

and then someone gives me another one,

what would I have?

I know, Mr Walter! Me, me, me! Please!

Buzzer, Karl!

-Oh, yes, sorry, Mr Walter!

-BUZZER

-'Karl!'

-It's a really big plate.

-No.

-BUZZER

-'Melanie Wiggles.'

-A small plate.

-Forget the plate!

-BUZZER

'Mr Biscuits!'

You have to add them together.

Four cakes added to one cake makes...five cakes.

Yes! You're right, Mr Biscuits. Four and one is five.

One point to you!

Now, quickly onto our sound round.

What is this sound?

WHISTLE BLOWS

-BUZZER 'Charles Cheese!'

-A balloon!

-No!

BUZZER 'Henrietta Peck.'

Is it an octopus?

No, it's not an octopus, trust me.

Here's a clue - you have to blow hard into this to make that noise.

Me, please, Mr Walter, Mr Walter!

I suppose you're going to say it's a nut?

No... Yes. Is it a nut?

-No!

-BUZZER

'Mr Biscuits!'

I heard this at a football match once.

Yes, you may well hear this at a football match...

It's a football.

No, it's not. Footballs can't whistle.

BUZZER 'Melanie Wiggles.'

It's a whistle.

Yes! Very good.

One point to you.

Now our final round - general knowledge.

What round object is in the sky at night?

-BUZZER 'Henrietta Peck.'

-A potato.

No, it's not a potato. Here's a clue.

-It rhymes with "spoon".

-BUZZER

-'Charles Cheese.'

-Cheese!

"Cheese" doesn't rhyme with "spoon".

I just wanted to say "cheese"! Cheese!

BUZZER Mr Biscuits!

I think you'll find it's the moon.

Yes! And that's a point to you, Mr Biscuits.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'Let's take a look at the final scores.'

This week's winner is Mr Biscuits with two points!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Your prize is a giant football - enjoy! Thank you for watching

and see you next time for another fliptastic edition of Buzz & Tell!

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