Episode 48 Buzz and Tell


Episode 48

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles and the very shy Ken Koala.


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It's the buzziest show since a bunch of bees at a honey festival.

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Buzz & Tell!

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ALL CHEER

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Here's your colossally clever host, Walter Flipstick!

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That's me. Without further ado, let's meet our contestants.

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I'm Melanie Wiggles and I'm the World Carrot-Eating Champion.

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I'm Ken Koala and I'm learning about fluff.

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I'm Orange Bernard and I can peel a banana in one second.

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I'm Charles Cheese

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and I'm learning to be the world's greatest sniffer of cheese.

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I'm Mr Biscuits and I've learnt what makes the perfect biscuit.

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Our contestants look like they've got answers

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coming out of their ears.

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Fingers on buzzers. The first round is a missing word round.

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What's the missing word?

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The little boy went brum, brum, brum

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when he was playing with a toy...?

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-'Mr Biscuits.'

-Dinosaur.

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Did that sound like a dinosaur?

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-Oh, yes. With a sore throat.

-That's not right, I'm afraid.

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'Charles Cheese.'

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-Snowman.

-Why snowman?

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Because he was going brrr, brrr, brrr.

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No, Charles, no. Brum, brum, brum.

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'Ken Koala.'

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It has to be a toy car.

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-Who said that?

-Me.

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Oh, Ken, come on out and answer.

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All right, Mr Flipstick, the little boy was playing with a car.

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Car is the missing word.

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Yes, it is. Well done. One point to you.

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Now it's time for our picture round. Take a look at this. What is it?

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'Orange Bernard.'

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-Oh, hey-hey, is that a man in a posh suit?

-No.

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'Melanie Wiggles.'

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-A woman in a posh suit.

-No, Melanie.

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'Ken Koala.'

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A soldier in uniform.

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Here's a clue. These animals love to eat fish.

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'Charles Cheese.'

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-My dad.

-Sorry?

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My dad loves to eat fish and chips.

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It's not your dad, is it?! Your dad is a mouse like you, Charles.

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Yes, but just a bit bigger.

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'Mr Biscuits.'

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I think I know what this little fella is.

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He's a penguin.

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Yes, Mr Biscuits, you've got it. That's a point to you.

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On to our numbers round. Here's the question.

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If somebody bought two lollipops

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and the shopkeeper gives them two more as a special treat,

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-what would they have?

-'Orange Bernard.'

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A brilliant shopkeeper!

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Does he do the same with bananas?

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I don't know.

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'Charles Cheese.'

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They'd have a wonderful afternoon. That's a lot of lollipops.

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It's a number I'm looking for.

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If somebody bought two lollipops and the shopkeeper gave them two,

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they'd have two lollipops and two lollipops, which is four.

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Thank you, Charles, that is so the right answer.

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Four lollipops. That's one point to you.

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OK, let's move on to our sound round.

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Listen to this and buzz and tell me what it is.

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TELEPHONE RINGS

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'Mr Biscuits.'

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That's a small bird trying to sing on a washing machine.

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Interesting, but wholly wrong.

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'Melanie Wiggles.'

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A dog with a bell shaking himself dry.

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No, here's a clue.

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You hear this when someone wants to talk to you.

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'Charles Cheese.'

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-"Oi, Charles!"

-What?

-That's what I hear when someone wants to talk.

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What if they're a long way away?

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-HE SHOUTS

-"Oi, Charles!"

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Oh my word! Not right.

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'Orange Bernard.'

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If someone wants to speak to you from a long way away,

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they have to use a special thing.

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Oh, it's shaped a bit like a banana.

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But, I can't remember what it is. Ooh!

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TELEPHONE RINGS

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Oh, hello.

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The answer is telephone. Yes, that's right but who's this?

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Ken Koala? Where are you?

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I'm over here, Mr Flipstick.

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There you are, Ken. Thank you for the call.

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You're right. The sound you heard was a telephone.

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That's the end of our quiz. The winner is Ken Koala with two points!

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Oh, great.

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Your special prize is a strawberry yoghurt.

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My favourite!

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Yippee!

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That's all we have time for. Why don't you join us again

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for another unexpected episode of Buzz & Tell? Goodbye!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Featuring carrot student Melanie Wiggles, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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