Episode 5 Buzz and Tell


Episode 5

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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Yes, it's Buzz And Tell, the fastest and funniest few minutes on TV.

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CHEERING

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And here's your happy, frappy host, Walter Flipstick.

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Hello, and welcome to Buzz And Tell.

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Now, let's meet the contestants.

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My name is Melanie Wiggles and I'm loving my greens.

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Me, me, me! I know who I am. Yes, I am Karl

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and I am learning, er...learning...

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just learning.

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Hello, I'm Henrietta Peck

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and I'm learning all about cheques,

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lots and lots of them.

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I'm Charles Cheese and I'm studying cheese,

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cheesy things and cheesy-cheese things. Ha-ha-ha!

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I'm Mr Biscuits

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and I'm learning about the molecular structure of biscuits.

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So, those are our contestants.

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They look as if they're raring to go.

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Fingers on buzzers. This is our Missing Word round.

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Twinkle, twinkle, little...what?

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Henrietta Peck.

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Is it a bell?

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Does a bell twinkle?

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Oh, I thought you said "tinkle".

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-BUZZ

-Melanie Wiggles.

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It must be something shiny, like a star.

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Oh, well done, Melanie Wiggles, it is star. One point to you.

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And now for the Picture round.

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Tell me what this is.

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-BUZZ

-Mr Biscuits.

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A pie.

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-With four legs.

-Not even close, Mr Biscuits.

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Well, it has a crust and it has four legs.

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Pies don't have four legs, they have six.

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Flies have six legs.

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I wouldn't like THAT landing on my beak!

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It's not a fly, or a pie, or a tie, for that matter.

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I like YOUR tie, Mr Walter.

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Oh, thank you, Karl, but do you know what this is?

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I'll give you all a clue.

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It's very slow, it has a shell...

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-BUZZ

-Mr Biscuits.

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-It's a tort...

-Yes?

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It's a tort...

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-BUZZ

-Charles Cheese.

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It's a tortoise.

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Yes, Charles, one point.

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Yippee!

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And now on to our Numbers round.

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If I'm seven years old, what age am I on my next birthday?

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I know this, Mr Walter, me!

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-Buzzer, Karl.

-Oh, yes, my buzzer.

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-BUZZ

-Karl.

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Er...what was the question?

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If I was seven, what age would I be on my next birthday?

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-BUZZ

-Henrietta Peck.

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Oh...Ohh...

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I'll have to hurry you.

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-Oh...

-POP

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Ooh.

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CRACKING

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If you're seven now, on your next birthday you would be eight.

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Correct! One point to Henrietta Peck and Chick.

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Time for the Sound round.

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Your clue is, they're tasty to eat, they're in a pan,

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-and they rhyme with "ausages".

-SIZZLING

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-BUZZ

-Melanie Wiggles.

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Rain. It sounds as if it's raining.

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No, Melanie, it's not rain.

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Does anyone else know what this sound is?

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-Me, me, me, please!

-Buzzer, Karl.

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Oh, sorry, yes, buzzer.

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-BUZZ

-Karl.

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Someone having a shower.

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No, Karl.

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-BUZZ

-Charles Cheese.

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Water coming out of a hosepipe!

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No. Listen carefully. It's a tasty treat,

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it's not water, but it's sausage-shaped.

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-BUZZ

-Mr Biscuits.

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It could be something sizzling.

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Good! Now we're getting somewhere.

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-BUZZ

-Charles Cheese.

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-Sizzling sausage-shaped cheese!

-No.

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-BUZZ

-Melanie Wiggles.

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Sizzling carrots.

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No.

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-BUZZ

-Henrietta Peck.

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-Sizzling corn.

-No!

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-BUZZ

-Karl. Karl, you buzzed! Well done!

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-So I did!

-What's your answer?

-I've forgotten.

-Ohh!

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-BUZZ

-Mr Biscuits.

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It's sizzling sausages!

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Well done, Mr Biscuits. That's correct!

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One huge point to you.

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And now to the final round. General Knowledge. Fingers on buzzers.

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What do you fill a sandpit with?

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-BUZZ

-Charles Cheese.

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-Toys!

-That's not the answer I want.

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-BUZZ

-Mr Biscuits.

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-Water.

-What's with the water? No!

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-BUZZ

-Henrietta Peck.

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Eggs. No...sand!

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Sand is the correct answer! Henrietta gets one point.

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Now, let's look at the scores.

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And the winner is - with two points - Henrietta Peck.

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Thank you, everybody.

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And your special prize, Henrietta, is...

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-some straw.

-Straw? I've got enough straw to last me a lifetime!

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Well, that brings us to the end of another Buzz And Tell, I hope.

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-Can I leave now?

-BUZZ

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-BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ

-That wasn't a question, Karl.

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-BUZZING CONTINUES

-Goodbye. Stop, Karl.

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Stop, Karl! See you next time on Buzz And Tell. Please stop buzzing!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include carrot student Melanie Wiggles, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, the enthusiastic but dim Henrietta Peck, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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